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2. Aah!
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3. Aah!
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4. Unh!
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5. Unh!
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6. Unh!
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7. Oh!
Oh!
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8. Aah!
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9. Father?
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10. Dee Dee, my child...
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11. Father!
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12. Hey, you guys,
that wasn't very nice.
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13. You know, this block
is my territory.
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14. Go break things
on your own block. You
all should be ashamed.
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15. What do you have to say
for yourselves?
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16. Uh, dad, don't you think
you're overreacting?
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17. It's only
a little coffee.
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18. Yeah, but it was
pretty hot, you know.
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19. And this was
my favorite nightie,
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20. and they got coffee
all over it.
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21. And they broke
our favorite mug.
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22. And they hurt my cat.
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23. This can't go on!
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24. We cannot stand by
and watch
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25. as our neighborhood is overrun
by these—these vandals!
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26. They must be hunted down
and destroyed
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27. like the dogs
that they are!
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28. Dad, you can't
do that!
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29. I can't? Oh, well...
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30. Then we should have
a contest or something.
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31. Good idea.
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32. Oh, yeah.
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33. A contest.
That would be nice.
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34. Dad, voice-
"Dear jerks,
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35. "you are cordially invited
to a contest of skill
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36. to decide the fate
of the neighborhood."
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37. Ok. The rules are:
You both get a side
of the street.
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38. Whoever lands the most
newspapers on the porch
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39. wins the neighborhood.
Are you ready?
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40. Go!
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41. Aww!
Aww!
Aww!
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42. Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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43. Aww!
Aww!
Aww!
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44. Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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45. Hey, they're on the last house,
and the score is even.
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46. Come on, Dee Dee.
Land one on the porch for daddy.
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47. The whole neighborhood
is counting on you!
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48. Huh? Oh, ok.
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49. Hurray!
Yeah!
Hurray!
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50. Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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51. This one's
for the championship.
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52. Yeah!
All right!
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53. Whoo-hoo!
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54. Honey! Kids!
Come here!
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55. I got something
to show you!
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56. Oh, my!
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57. Honey, this trophy
is the crowning
achievement
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58. of my entire life.
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59. Wait till the kids
see this!
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60. Give me back
my major glory!
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61. Never!
Aarrgghh!
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62. Kids!
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63. Aah!
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64. Noooooooo!
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65. Aah!
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66. You kids are
in big trouble.
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67. My hopes, my dreams...
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68. Shattered in an instant.
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69. Um, we'll just go
to our rooms now.
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70. Hold it right there.
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71. You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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72. Safe in your own
little rooms,
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73. playing with
your little toys.
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74. Well, it seems you
both need a lesson
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75. in respecting
other people's property,
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76. so this time, you're not
going to your own rooms.
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77. Oh, no.
You're going
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78. to each other's rooms
instead!
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79. What?
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80. Ooh! Whee!
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81. Dexter!
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82. But, dad, she'll
mess up my room!
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83. Ok. I'm going.
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84. Dad has no idea
what he has done.
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85. While I rot here confined
to this pink imprisonment,
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86. my sister Dee Dee
is surely having her way
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87. with my precious
laboratory.
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88. Oh, my dearest computer,
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89. my sweetest love,
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90. you're helpless,
and I cannot protect you.
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91. What can she be doing
in there?
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92. What unspeakable horror
is she committing?
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93. I must know!
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94. Ohh...
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95. Oh, my experiments.
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96. Huh? Now what further evil
is she planning?
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97. I've got to know!
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98. What is she up to?
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99. Shoot!
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100. Dad is so busy
with his trophy,
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101. he won't notice me.
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102. No son of mine had
better try to sneak away
from his punishment,
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103. or else that certain son
might find himself
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104. in an even worse punishment.
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105. There seems to be no way
to save my laboratory...
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106. Unless...
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107. Suit up!
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108. Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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109. I'm going to take
lots of this...
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110. And this...
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111. And this! Yes!
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112. What? She's asleep? And she
hasn't even opened my lab.
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113. Dee Dee, wake up.
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114. Have you just
been sleeping
this whole time?
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115. Uh-huh.
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116. Well, I fixed
my trophy, so you
can come out now.
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117. Yay!
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118. Come on.
Let's go get
your brother.
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119. Uh-oh.
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120. Gee, dad,
your trophy
looks great.
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121. Well, thanks, Dee Dee.
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122. Eeeeeeee!
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123. You know, I don't want
the glue to melt.
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124. I'd better
cool things down.
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125. Yaaaah!
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126. Yaaaah!
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127. Aarrgghh!
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128. Dexter, you're naked!
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129. Now look what
you did, Dee Dee,
you clumsy fool!
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130. Aarrgghh!
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131. Um...
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132. Well, at least I don't
have to worry
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133. about the dog
destroying my lab.
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134. Ha ha! Dee Dee! Dee Dee!
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135. I heard this great joke.
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136. Ok. Here it goes.
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137. A physics professor
and his assistant
were working
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138. on liberating
negatively charged
hydroxyl ions
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139. when all of a sudden,
the assistant says,
"wait, professor.
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140. What if the salicylic
acids don't accept
the hydroxyl ion?"
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141. And the professor
responds...
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142. "That's
no hydroxyl ion.
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143. That's my wife!"
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144. Ha ha ha!
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145. In just two more hammers,
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146. my greatest achievement
will be completed!
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147. Hmm. Who is that
doing all that hammering?
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148. I cannot hammer with all
that hammering going on!
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149. Ha ha ha! Finally,
you're mine—
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150. the last
of the biscotti!
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151. Mmm!
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152. Ha ha ha!
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153. Where is that noise
coming from?
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154. What?
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155. Well, that was just grand.
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156. Now it's time to rest.
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157. Finally. Now
maybe I can get
back to work.
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158. Where is
that hammering
coming from?
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159. If mommy's not making
the noise and daddy's
not making the noise,
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160. it can only be—Dee Dee!
Are you up there?
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161. Dee Dee: Maybe.
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162. You cannot trick me.
I know your voice.
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163. Hello, Dexter.
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164. Oh, excuse me.
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165. Hee hee hee!
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166. Uh, excuse me, ma'am,
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167. but what are you doing
in my tree?
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168. You fool, it was me.
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169. I knew that. I was trying
to see if you
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170. ha ha ha! Yeah. Right.
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171. Dee Dee, what are you
doing up there?
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172. Nuttin'.
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173. Nuttin'?
He's
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174. so what areyou
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175. wouldn't you like
to know?
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176. Yes. Please.
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177. Well, too bad. You
have a secret lab,
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178. so I have a secret
place. So scram!
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179. Secret? You cannot
keep a secret from me.
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180. I'm coming up there!
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181. You know what?
You are stupid! Yeah.
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182. And maybe I'll
check it out later,
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183. but I don't care.
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184. Huh. Pretty sneaky, sis,
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185. but I see your trickery.
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186. Oh, I guess the girls are
coming over to play Dolly.
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187. Like I even care!
Huh?
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188. What is mom doing
with that pie?
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189. Hmm. She is moving on up
to the top.
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190. They finally get
a piece of the pie.
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191. Obviously, it is
a girlie time up there.
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192. Aw, never would
I want to know
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193. what is going on up there.
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194. Hey, it's good old dad.
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195. Time for relaxation,
huh, dad?
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196. Dad! What are you doing?
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197. That is a girlie time
up there!
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198. I thought we were
best buddies.
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199. This
is ridiculous!
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200. It's ok. It's ok.
I don't care.
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201. I never cared.
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202. Not once did I want
to look.
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203. I am a rock
that will not bend!
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204. What is going on
out there?
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205. This is insane!
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206. I am not going to continue
watching this absurdity!
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207. Something is happening.
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208. This is sick.
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209. They're gone!
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210. My window of opportunity
has just opened.
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211. Chirpy
chirp chirp.
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212. Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp.
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213. Chirpy chirp
chirp chirp.
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214. This is all
that's up here?
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215. This is the dumbest girlie piece
of construction I've ever seen.
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216. I don't even want to go
inside, it's so dumb.
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217. Oh, puh-lease!
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218. Oh, how droll.
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219. Who does she think she is
with this lever, me?
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220. I bet it doesn't
even work.
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221. "Do not pull"?
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222. "Do not pull"? My beak.
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223. That was it?
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224. Well, well.
Look who's smaller
than a breadbox.
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225. Dee Dee! Let me
out of here!
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226. Ha! I knew
you couldn't resist
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227. sticking your beak
into my business,
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228. and to get even,
I get to go play
around in your lab.
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229. Please, Dee Dee!
No, no!
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230. Let me out!
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231. See you around,
shortbread.
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232. Dee Dee! No, no!
Please!
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233. Let me out!
No, no! Please!
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234. No, no, no, no!
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235. Please, no, no!
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236. Dee Dee: Whee!
Ha ha ha!
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237. Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,
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238. where impossible things
may happen
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239. that the world's
never seen before.
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