Dexter's Laboratory 2x26

Directed by Rob Renzetti

Dexter can't get into a roller coaster because he's too small so he makes himself taller.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group

2. and U.S. department of education

3. Newsreel narrator: Welcome toamerica and you,

4. where together we will travel

5. through the pages of American history

6. and rediscover ourselves.

7. From when he started in 1927,

8. it took gutzon borglum 14 years

9. to sculpt this legendary landmark

10. in the hills of south Dakota.

11. Here we see gutzon working on the lips of Lincoln.

12. The great memorial stands

13. more than 5,725 feet above sea level.

14. Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln—

15. the 4 presidents on mount rushmore—

16. represent the nation's finest ideas

17. as they were shaped in our first 150 years

18. and that we have lived by ever since.

19. And so, as the inscription on the mountain reads...

20. Well, class, does anybody have any questions

21. about the film we just saw? Yes, Timothy?

22. What would happen if two of the heads

23. were brought to life by some mad geniuses

24. and were let loose to destroy all that we have created

25. in one action-packed battle?

26. Nonsense, Timothy.

27. Things like that can't happen nowadays.

28. Yes, Dexter?

29. I am sorry to argue with you, Mr. Luzinski,

30. but this bringing to life of inanimate objects

31. is very possible indeed.

32. All you need to do is simply implant

33. some tripolar frankensteinian electrodes

34. and apply 25,000 volts of electromagnicity.

35. Then the inanimate object will come to life

36. and carry out any order of destruction

37. that a mad genius could possibly have.

38. Was that a bipolar electrode?

39. No, no, mandark. A tripolar.

40. Hee hee! Oh, yeah, right. Thank you.

41. Ha ha ha!

42. Hey, Dexter, can we lend you a hand?

43. No, thank you. I have everything under...

44. Control.

45. Dexter, I'd like to introduce you

46. to our nation's first president— George Washington.

47. Say hello, George.

48. Aah!

49. All right, George,

50. what do you say we cross the Delaware?

51. How am I ever going to stop that huge behemoth?

52. Hi, Dexter! Penny for your thoughts?

53. I'm thinking of Lincoln.

54. Thank you, Dee Dee.

55. Now get out of my lab! I have work to do.

56. Take that! And that! And some of that, too!

57. Dexter, approaching mount rushmore.

58. 5, 4,

59. 3, 2, 1.

60. And now the final touch.

61. President Lincoln, I have just elected you

62. to kick George Washington's butt.

63. Ahh...

64. Now with Dexter out of the picture,

65. I can finally enjoy some peace and quiet.

66. Uh, George, would you mind moving?

67. You're blocking my sun.

68. Hey, George, what did i— hey, what the—

69. 4 score and a little while ago,

70. you brought forth on this continent

71. a new giant conceived in evil

72. and dedicated to destroying my lab,

73. and now I, Dexter, am here to settle this score.

74. Meet my good friend

75. president Abraham Lincoln.

76. George!

77. You know, of course, Dexter,

78. you have no chance to beat the first American president.

79. I beg to differ.

80. That's it, Dexter. Put 'em up!

81. Ha! That punch probably broke

82. your wooden dentures.

83. Not quite, for you see, Dexter,

84. I've made a few modifications.

85. Very good, mandark,

86. but I, too, have made some modifications.

87. That's it, Dexter. Playtime is over. Jet boots on!

88. Jet pack on!

89. Hmm. It seems that we are evenly matched.

90. Yes. I cannot tell a lie.

91. You are a worthy opponent.

92. Never.

93. Me neither.

94. "Honest Abe"-- that's what they call me.

95. What? What?

96. Hey, Lincoln, what is with the speeches?

97. Let's get back to the action.

98. Yeah, come on, Washington. Stop the small talk

99. and get back to the punching.

100. Sorry, boys. These two presidents have had it.

101. Now, how about we get us a couple of drinks?

102. Hey, come back here!

103. Hey, you guys are supposed to serve your country!

104. Come back here and fight!

105. Timothy, why don't you go outside and play?

106. I-is it safe?

107. Well, of course, dear.

108. Aah!

109. Hee hee hee!

110. Dee Dee, get out of my laboratory!

111. Now to clean up this mess.

112. Here, Timmy! Here, Timmy! Come here, boy.

113. That's it, boy. Come here.

114. That's a good boy.

115. Are you hungry, Timmy?

116. There you go, boy. Eat up.

117. Narrator, foreign accent: You're probably wondering

118. who this little Timmy is, huh?

119. Well, let me tell you.

120. Dexter used to have to always be cleaning up after Dee Dee's messes

121. until one day he was fed up with it.

122. I am fed up with it!

123. So he worked late into the night...

124. And he invented Timmy.

125. Now, Timmy is a termite.

126. Ha ha ha! But he's no ordinary termite, ah?

127. That's right. He eats metal instead of wood.

128. You see, Dexter combined

129. the titanium abstract with the—

130. oh, you don't want to hear this mumbo-jumbo, huh?

131. Oh, don't worry, Dexter. I'll tell them later, ok?

132. Ok.

133. So anyway, as the years went by,

134. Dee Dee broke, and Timmy ate,

135. and Dee Dee broke, and Timmy ate,

136. and Dee Dee broke some more, and Timmy ate some more,

137. and Dexter and Timmy were like two peas in a pod—

138. always together, playing, working, everything.

139. They loved each other very much,

140. and every time Dexter had to go away,

141. Timmy would miss Dexter very much.

142. But when Dexter returned, mamma Mia!

143. Was Timmy happy!

144. And so things continued the same until one day...

145. That is a good boy. You full?

146. Good!

147. Now to get back to work.

148. Not now, Timmy. I'm busy.

149. I'll play with you later.

150. Timmy, what did I say?

151. No! I do not want to hear another word out of you.

152. And don't make that face. It doesn't work.

153. Dexter! Dinner's ready!

154. Dinner?

155. See, Timmy? It is dinnertime,

156. and I haven't got any work done.

157. Now, when I return, we are going to have

158. a little talk about your attitude.

159. No, Timmy! I have to go.

160. Come on, Timmy. I have to go.

161. Thanks, mom. That was exquisite.

162. Oh, mom, do I have to?

163. Ha ha! I'd love to.

164. And now to get back to...

165. Work?

166. Timmy!

167. How could you do this to me?

168. Don't I treat you well?

169. I feed you, I play with you,

170. and what do I get in return?

171. Half of my life has been eaten!

172. And I don't care if you ever come back!

173. Ooh!

174. That's some yelling Dexter do at Timmy.

175. So Dexter continued without Timmy.

176. But it didn't take much time

177. for Dexter to start missing his little Timmy termite,

178. and Dexter realized he was wrong to yell at Timmy.

179. I probably shouldn't have yelled at him like that.

180. I know! I'll find him and apologize!

181. But how do I find such a small creature?

182. This should do it!

183. So Dexter followed Timmy's path of leftovers

184. deep into the lab,

185. searching high and searching low

186. for his little bambino until...

187. Aah!

188. Help! Help!

189. Someone help!

190. Huh? Timmy? Timmy, is that you?

191. Good boy, Timmy. Now pull!

192. That's it. A little more. A little more.

193. Yeah!

194. Whew! That was close,

195. but Timmy, he saved the day,

196. and so Dexter apologized to Timmy

197. for yelling at him.

198. And he also explained that when Timmy gets lonely,

199. he starts to eat uncontrollably,

200. and being the smart fella that Dexter is,

201. he figured out a plan to fix this problem.

202. Hee hee hee!

203. Ha ha ha!

204. Get out of my laboratory!

205. What did I tell you, huh?

206. That Dexter is one smart fella.

207. Well, that's it. Good-bye.

208. Oinky! Oink oink oink!

209. Piggies! Oink! Oink! Oink!

210. Oink oink oink!

211. Mmm!

212. Oinky, oinky.

213. Oinky, oinky!

214. Mmm!

215. Ha ha ha! You're pretty dirty, sis.

216. Oh, Dexter, I'm even prettier when I'm clean.

217. I've got to fix that.

218. Okey-dokey.

219. Now to discover the cure for—

220. Dee Dee!

221. How many times have I told you not to sneak up on me?

222. Hmm...

223. Only 3,678,534 times!

224. 700,000, carry the 5—

225. pi into 36 is the lump sum of the quotient—

226. 43,000 goes into 5 million...

227. She's right.

228. Now get out!

229. Dexter?

230. What?

231. Uh, can you take a look at my plant?

232. I don't think it's doing so well.

233. Hmm. I think I have just the thing.

234. Now, where did I put that?

235. Ah, here it is— my botanical booster.

236. Now, Dee Dee, this is an unstable, untested growth hormone

237. distilled from mackerel bones.

238. What's a mackerel?

239. I'm a mackerel!

240. Now get me out of this mayonnaise jar!

241. Uh, don't mind him. He's always like that.

242. No, just give your plant two—

243. precisely two drops—

244. and then it will be as good as new.

245. But—but, Dexter, you said

246. this growth hormone was untested.

247. Oh, uh-huh. Oh, yeah. You are right.

248. Then get out of here and test it for me!

249. Don't worry, little fella.

250. You'll be feeling better in no time.

251. Let's see. How many drops was it again?

252. Oh, yeah!

253. Ooh.

254. I think it's time to replant you...

255. In the yard!

256. Hey, Dee Dee, whatcha got, huh? Whatcha got?

257. Uh, nothing. Nothing at all.

258. It's a new plant, isn't it?

259. Uh, no.

260. Oh! I knew it!

261. Does it need some trimming?

262. Come on, all plants need a little trimming.

263. Huh? Huh? I even got these new shears and everything. Snip, snip!

264. Uh, no, thanks, dad. It doesn't need any trimming,

265. but I think there are some bushes over there that you missed.

266. Huh? What? Where?

267. Boy, these plants are going to need

268. all the help they can get to survive dad's gardening.

269. Open wide, sweetie.

270. Mommy's going to feed you snookies

271. so you can get big and strong.

272. And some for you...

273. And a little for you...

274. And—oh, we can't forget you!

275. That's better!

276. Aw, looks like this little guy's carrying

277. a little extra weight.

278. Well, let me help you with that.

279. Hmm. That's strange.

280. That's even stranger.

281. Oh, dad's hungry.

282. Don't worry, honey. Lunch will be ready.

283. As soon as the pizza delivery guy gets here.

284. Boy, the yard really looks out of control.

285. Dexter, would you mind giving

286. your father a hand in the yard?

287. Uh, gee, I'd like to, mom,

288. but I, uh— I have to count

289. every one of these sciency thingies in my room.

290. 1, 2, 3...

291. This—this could take a while.

292. Allow me.

293. 63,005,000,908...

294. Give or take 300, of course.

295. Dee Dee is definitely the root of this problem.

296. Well, I better get this problem under control!

297. Oh, I don't—

298. hyah!

299. Oh, got to rest.

300. Got to find a dentist.

301. Well, Mr. Caterpillar, thanks for joining my tea party,

302. and here's the last drop of tea.

303. All rightie, boys,

304. I'd like you to meet your weed.

305. I give you the green thumb one—

306. an antibotany laser-emitting device

307. capable of destroying any backyard plant,

308. even crab grass.

309. Draw.

310. And now you.

311. Well, after all that yardwork,

312. I hope you kids are good and hungry.

313. Huh. Where's your father?

314. It isn't like him to miss dinner.

315. Feed me!

316. Feed me!

317. Feed me!

318. Enter at your own peril,

319. where impossible things may happen

320. that the world's never seen before.

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322. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

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