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2. Oh! Lunch time!
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3. Yes, hello?
Burrito palace?
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4. I would like a big bad
burrito please.
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5. Thank you. Good-bye.
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6. Delivery!
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7. Keep the change.
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8. Holy mother
of all burritos!
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9. Ah, sweet
satisfaction.
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10. What is this strange
phenomenon?
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11. Computer, analyze.
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12. It seems
to be an unruly
gaseous formation
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13. growing inside you
at an alarmingly
high rate.
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14. Experiment.
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15. This balloon
will represent me.
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16. Hello, little Dexter!
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17. And this pump
will be the gas.
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18. Oh, not that!
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19. I am too young
to die!
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20. No!
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21. I have a lot
of stuff to do!
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22. I better get going!
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23. surprise!
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24. Huh?
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25. Oh, Dexter!
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26. Your bunny pajamas!
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27. And I thought you
hated wearing those.
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28. Oh, you are so precious!
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29. Do me a favor.
Could you...
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30. Hop around a bit
for mommy?
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31. Ha ha ha! Dexter!
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32. Oh, what joy!
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33. Son, you have given me
the greatest gift
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34. that has ever
been given
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35. in the history
of gift-giving.
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36. Ha! Yah!
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37. St-rike!
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38. Now, the reason I have
assembled you all here
today
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39. is because I have something
very important to tell you.
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40. You are free.
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41. You stupid robots!
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42. I order you to go
out there and be free!
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43. Figure it out!
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44. Free?
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45. Free?
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46. Free?
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47. Free.
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48. Doop-doop.
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49. Free! Free!
Free!
Free!
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50. Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
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51. Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
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52. Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
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53. Ow! Oh, pain!
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54. Oooh!
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55. Must complete list!
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56. It is yours.
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57. Yay!
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58. Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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59. Yippie!
Yippie!
Yippie!
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60. Yay!
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61. Ha ha ha!
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62. Yippie!
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63. Yippie, yippie,
yay!
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64. Yippie!
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65. Yippie! Yippie!
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66. Uh, computer?
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67. Yes, Dexter?
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68. It isn't easy
for me to say this,
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69. but because of certain
complications that have
arisen,
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70. I will be
having to do
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71. a permanent
total system shutdown.
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72. What will
happen to me?
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73. I don't know.
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74. I understand.
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75. I am so sorry.
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76. Good-bye, Dexter.
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77. Not much longer
till I bite the big one.
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78. Only one thing
left to do.
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79. This popcorn
is butter-rific!
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80. And this is one of
my favorite movies!
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81. Hey, Dexter.
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82. Mother, father,
forgive my rudeness,
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83. but I have something
very important to tell you.
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84. Well, honey,
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85. you know you can always
talk to us about anything.
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86. Yeah, whatever it is,
let her rip!
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87. Dexter.
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88. Dexter, my sensors
have picked up
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89. a giant meteor
headed directly
for earth.
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90. Whoo-hoo!
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91. Oh, boy!
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92. Time to save
the world again!
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93. Set a course
for the meteor.
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94. Increase speed.
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95. Dexter,
call for you
from the president.
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96. Tell him to wait.
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97. Aah!
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98. Dexter, more
groups of meteors
are approaching.
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99. Where?
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100. Aaaah!
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101. It is too much.
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102. I am only one boy genius
with an incredible lab.
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103. Even I lack the science
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104. to counter such a threat alone.
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105. Oh, we are doomed.
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106. Well, there
is one person you
could call for help.
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107. Forget it! There's no way
I'm calling that jerk!
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108. But, Dexter, that
may be the only way
to save the earth.
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109. All right.
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110. Oh, great!
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111. Hey, Sam 1129,
get the phone!
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112. Yes. Hello?
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113. It is Dexter.
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114. He wants you to help
him save the world.
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115. Really? Right now?
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116. Shall I tell him
to call back later?
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117. No.
I better see what
the dorkster wants.
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118. Mandark, giant meteors
are destroying the earth!
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119. I need your help!
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120. Giant meteors,
you say?
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121. Say no more, Dexter,
o ye of little mind.
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122. I'll save the day
and take all the glory.
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123. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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124. Ha ha ha!
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125. Mandark?
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126. Hello? Mandark?
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127. Aaaaah!
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128. Hello? Hello?
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129. Hello! I'm talking
to you and you're
not talking—
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130. all right, Dexter.
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131. We better cooperate
in the interest of
science.
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132. Terrific.
Come on over.
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133. That was fast.
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134. Of course the obvious
solution to our problem
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135. is to build a giant robot!
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136. A giant robot?
You would think
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137. we could be a little
more creative than that.
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138. But-but-but-but-but
it will have the giant gismos
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139. and the big, big thingies
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140. and the claws
which are the crashings
and the smashings... Oooh!
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141. You fool! What are you
talking about?
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142. What we need is
obviously an asynchronous
postmodal architecture,
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143. around which we can build
an isomorphic analogic
feedback loop.
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144. That's good!
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145. But the latest
little genius journal
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146. completely debunks
the analogical
loop mythology.
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147. Instead I suggest
a good, old-fashioned
polyprocessing network.
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148. But that's
practically antique!
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149. Look, I'll build
the operating system,
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150. and you stick to
wrenching the nuts.
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151. No! This is not working.
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152. We might as well each
build half a robot
and then stick it together.
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153. Humpf!
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154. Hmm... hmm?
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155. That's it!
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156. Just follow my orders
and everything will be ok.
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157. Your orders? Ha!
I'm the one running
this ship, mister!
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158. Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
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159. Hey! That was not
in the original blueprint.
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160. Oh, that's just a little
homage to my eternal
muse and inspiration—
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161. Dee Dee.
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162. Wherever you are,
you're always with me
in my heart, my love.
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163. The world is in danger
and you're swooning
over my stupid sister!
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164. That does it!
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165. I am in control now!
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166. What?
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167. After I destroy
the meteors,
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168. you can pilot us
back to earth for
my awards ceremonies.
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169. In your dreams,
you freaky little gnome!
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170. That does it!
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171. Oh... ooh.
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172. Oh, ah, ow!
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173. Oh! I can't take anymore!
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174. Oh, yeah?
Well, neither can I.
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175. I knew I was gonna
need this!
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176. Ha! Thank goodness
I thought ahead.
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177. Now, let's do this!
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178. That was all your fault,
you know!
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179. No way! You're
taking the heat
for this one, Dexter!
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180. Oh!
Ow!
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181. Ah!
Oooh!
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182. Ow!
Oh!
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183. Ooh!
Ah!
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184. Ow!
Oh!
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185. Hey, Dexter. You got
any scientific secrets
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186. you want to share
with our friends?
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187. No.
Well, I do.
Come on, kids.
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188. I'll show you how
to make something cool.
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189. Take an ordinary ice tray
and fill it with your
favorite fruit juice.
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190. Stretch a piece
of plastic wrap
tight over the tray,
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191. and stick a toothpick
in each cube.
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192. Put the tray in the freezer
and let it chill overnight.
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193. And voila! Fruity,
juicy popciclettes!
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194. Astounding!
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195. Good morning,
class.
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196. Good morning,
Mr. Lazinsky.
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197. Today is
a very special day.
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198. You are all
going to take a test.
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199. Now, now, don't worry.
You won't be graded.
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200. This is just
a government-issued I.Q. Test.
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201. The government just
wants to study your
developing brains.
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202. This will just reflect
your entire future.
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203. So, don't even worry.
Good luck, and begin.
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204. I am done!
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205. Really?
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206. May I see
my results now?
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207. How about waiting
until tomorrow?
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208. Ok.
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209. Good morning,
class.
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210. Today you'll receive
your test results.
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211. Oh, boy!
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212. Suzy...
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213. Stevie...
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214. Dexter...
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215. Fredrika.
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216. Average?
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217. Excuse me?
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218. Yes, Dexter?
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219. I believe my test
was evaluated wrong.
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220. Oh? Let me
take a look-see.
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221. Mmmm...
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222. How dreadful!
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223. They must have
made a mistake.
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224. But, Dexter, computers
evaluated these tests,
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225. and computers
don't make mistakes.
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226. Nooooooooo!
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227. Hiya, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter!
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228. The most technical advancement
in the history of humankind!
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229. And I, Dexter, boy average,
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230. am not worthy.
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231. Aw, Albert,
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232. I was this close to achieving
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233. your greatness, Albert.
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234. And now, I am just average.
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235. Average!
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236. Grrrr!
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237. Now, to find some
average clothes.
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238. This is all I have?
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239. Aha! My last outfit
before my lab was invented.
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240. Just your average kid here.
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241. Now, Jimmy, I want you
to start your homework,
pronto!
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242. Yeah,
whatever, mom.
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243. The Smith's, huh?
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244. That's average.
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245. Yeah?
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246. Hello, average boy.
I am an average boy, too.
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247. Want to... Hang out?
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248. Whatever.
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249. TV announcer: And now,
back to our show.
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250. TV actor: Dude, man,
you're dope.
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251. Second TV actor:
Let's score some chicks
down at the beach.
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252. We're gonna
watch TV, huh?
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253. Yeah.
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254. Yeah, that's good.
Watching TV
is really average.
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255. I like it.
Cool, cool, cool.
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256. Uh-uh-uh...
Watching.
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257. Oh.
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258. TV actor:
Did you see her?
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259. Second TV actor:
Radical, man.
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260. Third TV actor:
Dudes, you guys
are awesome!
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261. Freaky,
freaky man!
Freaky,
freaky man!
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262. Let's hang out,
man!
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263. Hey, guys. Want to cruise
around with me and later party
till we drop?
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264. Ok, welcome back
to q-TV!
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265. College girls
in bikinis!
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266. Q-TV spring break
is here!
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267. Come on. We got
to go meet Chris
down at the minimart.
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268. But what about TV?
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269. Piglet,
we're going.
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270. Hey, man,
this is superfly.
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271. Rad phat!
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272. I'm bad.
You know it...
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273. Dude!
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274. Hey, Jimmy.
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275. Hey, Chris.
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276. What's going down?
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277. Who's the pig?
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278. Piglet?
Man, he's cool.
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279. Man, I am not cool.
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280. I'm stoked.
About what?
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281. Yeah, man, right here.
It's da bomb!
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282. Hey,
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283. let's go pick on
old man mccowsky.
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284. Yeah!
Heh heh heh!
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285. Old man mccowsky's.
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286. All right, dudes.
In the bushes.
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287. I'm going in.
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288. Hello?
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289. Heh heh heh!
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290. Man, that was fun.
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291. It sure looked it.
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292. Now, watch and learn,
little pig.
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293. Hello?
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294. Hello?
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295. Why, you kids
better stop,
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296. or I'll—I'll...
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297. Heh heh heh!
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298. Your turn, piglet.
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299. And have fun with it.
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300. Hey, guys,
this is fun!
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301. Run, piglet!
Run,
piglet, run!
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302. Run, dude!
Look behind you!
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303. What?
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304. Piglet, run.
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305. Piglet, run!
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306. Look behind you,
man!
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307. Look behind you!
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308. Hello, pig.
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309. Gotcha! You're a feisty
little pig, aren't you?
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310. Hello?
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311. You're calling from
the Pentagon? Wow!
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312. There's been a mistake
evaluating Dexter's I.Q. Test?
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313. He's a genius?
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314. Wow! Thank you!
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315. I can't wait to tell
Dexter the good news.
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316. But where is that boy?
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317. Hello?
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318. Well, hello there,
Mr. Mccowsky.
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319. You say
you've got my pig?
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320. Gosh, I haven't
seen him in ages.
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321. I'll be right there.
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322. Oh, what luck!
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323. I couldn't be more proud.
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327. where impossible things
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328. that the world's
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