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2. Aw, heh heh!
Hello there.
You startled me.Copy !req
3. Heh heh! Nice doggy.Copy !req
4. Ah ah ah. You don't need
to be following me.Copy !req
5. Blah!Copy !req
6. Hey, what are you
doing in my lab?Copy !req
7. This is a highly
scientific area.Copy !req
8. What am I gonna—Copy !req
9. Dee Dee,
how many times
have I told youCopy !req
10. to stay out of
my freaking secret
laboratory?Copy !req
11. I'm not kidding around!
I want you out of here!Copy !req
12. Yeah, that's it!
That's right!
That's it, boy!Copy !req
13. Go get her, boy.
Sic 'em.Copy !req
14. Aw, you want this stick?Copy !req
15. Is that it?
You want the stick?Copy !req
16. Then you get
the stick, ok.
Fetch the stick.Copy !req
17. Oh ha ha!Copy !req
18. Look at you.Copy !req
19. Aw, you are a good dog.Copy !req
20. What a good stick fetcher
you are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
21. Dee Dee: I don't have to
stick around for this.Copy !req
22. Yes, you got that stick,
didn't you?Copy !req
23. Now you wait right there,
puparoo,Copy !req
24. and I'll be right back
with a nice treat.Copy !req
25. Dexter? Dexter, son,
are you in here?Copy !req
26. Holy smokes,
how did this lab get here?Copy !req
27. Dexter... this lab
is unbelievable.Copy !req
28. Um, yeah. Ah ha ha!
Dad, I can explain.Copy !req
29. Dexter, how long
have you been keepingCopy !req
30. this lab
a secret from me?Copy !req
31. 'Cause i'm
just crazy about
labrador retrievers!Copy !req
32. They're such
good doggies.Copy !req
33. Yes, they are.Copy !req
34. Oh, the dog. Right.
Phew.Copy !req
35. Oh ho ho!Copy !req
36. He reminds me
of old buck back
on granddad's farm.Copy !req
37. So are you
gonna keep him?Copy !req
38. Well, I don't know.
A dog is a lot of
responsibility.Copy !req
39. I'd have to
feed him and walk him
and take care of him.Copy !req
40. I just—i don't know
if I'm ready for that.Copy !req
41. Well, then,
that settles it.Copy !req
42. He's all yours, son,
you lucky stiff.Copy !req
43. But i—i—Copy !req
44. Oh, gosh,
I just love labradors.Copy !req
45. Hey, thanks.Copy !req
46. Heh heh. Thank you.Copy !req
47. Ok, thank you.Copy !req
48. All right, all right.
Thank you.Copy !req
49. Grr!Copy !req
50. Thank you!Copy !req
51. Ok, enough licking.
Stop the licking.
Stop. Please stop.Copy !req
52. Grr!Copy !req
53. What? What is it?Copy !req
54. Is there trouble?
Is it danger?Copy !req
55. You want me
to follow you?Copy !req
56. Ok, show me.
Where is the emergency?Copy !req
57. What is it, boy?
The capacitor?Copy !req
58. What is wrong
with the capacitor?Copy !req
59. Nothing's wrong with
the capacitor.Copy !req
60. What is it?Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. Whatever...Copy !req
63. Boy, this dog
is not understanding
what I'm telling him.Copy !req
64. I know not what
of which he is speaking.Copy !req
65. If only he could-a speak-a
the simple English.Copy !req
66. Hmm?Copy !req
67. Here you go, boy.Copy !req
68. This pill I have createdCopy !req
69. should stimulate
your brain's
neural pathway,Copy !req
70. enabling you to
translate and enunciate
human speech.Copy !req
71. Well, does it work?Copy !req
72. Hello, dog. Do you
understand me?Copy !req
73. Yes.Copy !req
74. Yay! It worked!
You can talk!
You can talk!Copy !req
75. I can talk!
I can talk! Hey!Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. The thing.Copy !req
78. Huh?Copy !req
79. Come on. I got to
show you the thing.Copy !req
80. Oh, yeah, the thing
that you were trying
to tell me.Copy !req
81. Yah! The thing!
Here's the thing!Copy !req
82. Right. The capacitor.
What is wrong with it?Copy !req
83. It's a thing.
I—i found a thing.Copy !req
84. What about it?Copy !req
85. It's here, the thing!
I found the thing,
and here it is!Copy !req
86. Here's the thing!
Right here! A thing!Copy !req
87. Dinnertime!Copy !req
88. So, Dexter,
where's your new buddy?Copy !req
89. Oh! Well,
hello down there.Copy !req
90. Hey, it's the man
from before.Copy !req
91. Ah!Copy !req
92. This one's a lady!Copy !req
93. Well, he certainly
is friendly.Copy !req
94. Woo!Copy !req
95. Yeah, a little
too friendly.Copy !req
96. It's the stick!Copy !req
97. There you go,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
98. Hey, food! Food for me!
Food for me!Copy !req
99. Ew! Get lost!Copy !req
100. Food for me?
Food for me?Copy !req
101. Now, now.
No chicky and ricey
for the puppy.Copy !req
102. Food for me?
Food for me?Copy !req
103. Dexter, I think your buddy
is trying to tell us
he's hungry.Copy !req
104. Why don't you
take him upstairs
and feed him?Copy !req
105. I already fed him.Copy !req
106. Now, didn't we have a talk
about responsibility today?Copy !req
107. We? Who's we?Copy !req
108. Take your buddy
upstairs!Copy !req
109. Yeah, but—Copy !req
110. Hey! Hey, you dogs!
Hey, I can hear you barking!Copy !req
111. I'm a dog!
Can you hear me barking?Copy !req
112. Hey, dogs, listen to me!
I can hear you!Copy !req
113. Hey! Hey! Hey, you!Copy !req
114. Moon! Moon! Mo-o-o-o-on!Copy !req
115. The sun's up!Copy !req
116. Hey, the sun is up!
Get up! Get up!
Sun's up!Copy !req
117. You're up! Sun's up!
Let's go out!Copy !req
118. The sun's up.
Want to go out?
Let's go out!Copy !req
119. The sun's up!Copy !req
120. What's that?
What's that?Copy !req
121. It's you! It's you!
It's you!Copy !req
122. And you're not my dog!Copy !req
123. That means somebody
is looking for you.Copy !req
124. And I can only pray
that they call soon.Copy !req
125. Hello. Yes, yes,
I found the dog.Copy !req
126. The dog is here.
Yes, he's here.Copy !req
127. Ok, yeah! Good! Ok!Copy !req
128. Hey, that's my dog!
I found my dog!Copy !req
129. Hey, that's my man!
I found my man!Copy !req
130. I found you!
I found you!Copy !req
131. Let's go for a ride.
You want to go
for a ride?Copy !req
132. Yeah, a ride.
Let's go for a ride.Copy !req
133. Let's go
for a ride!Copy !req
134. Hmm...Copy !req
135. Eee! Double fudge
fluffer nutters.Copy !req
136. Double fudge
fluffer nutters?Copy !req
137. Double fudge
fluffer nutters...Copy !req
138. Coupon!Copy !req
139. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
140. Ooie gooey
chewy kablooies!Copy !req
141. Ooie gooey
chewy kablooies!Copy !req
142. Ooie gooey
chewy kablooies...Copy !req
143. Coupon!Copy !req
144. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
145. I've had just about
enough of this.Copy !req
146. When you people are
done embarrassing yourselves,Copy !req
147. you can find me
at the magazine rack.Copy !req
148. Yay!Copy !req
149. I'm telling you,Copy !req
150. the left one is
proportionately larger
than the right.Copy !req
151. Well, it's a good thing
I brought my fresh produce
volume indicator.Copy !req
152. Hold 'em up.Copy !req
153. Let's see.Copy !req
154. Take the square
of the hypotenuse,Copy !req
155. multiply
the circumference
of a radius cubed.Copy !req
156. According to
my calculations,Copy !req
157. the left one is indeed
larger than the right.Copy !req
158. Then the left one
it is.Copy !req
159. Celebrate.
Celebrate.Copy !req
160. Cookies, cookies,
cookies.Copy !req
161. Dextor, if you're not going
to participate seriously
in the science of shopping,Copy !req
162. then go wait for us
at the magazine rack.Copy !req
163. Comics, comics, comics,
comics, comics, comics.Copy !req
164. It's amazing
how the gene pool always
deals you a wild card.Copy !req
165. Time to go, Dexter.Copy !req
166. Time to go, dextor.Copy !req
167. Ah, time to get my hands
on one of those cookies.Copy !req
168. What the—Copy !req
169. aah!Copy !req
170. Help! Help!
I have been kidnapped!Copy !req
171. Aah! Help!
Call the—Copy !req
172. wow! Who put this
stupid computer in my way?Copy !req
173. Whoa!Copy !req
174. An x2000 supercomputerCopy !req
175. with dual
modulating sequences.Copy !req
176. Charts and graphs
showing the ebb and flow
of laboratory output?Copy !req
177. Who? A fleet of highly
specialized robotic life forms?Copy !req
178. Dextor,
how many times
have I told you,Copy !req
179. no running
in the house?Copy !req
180. Ahh...Copy !req
181. Perfect.Copy !req
182. What has gotten
into you, son?Copy !req
183. Son?Copy !req
184. Ah! And they think
I'm their son!Copy !req
185. Mom, dad,
I love you!Copy !req
186. But if I am here,
where is their real son?Copy !req
187. Hi. I'm Dee Dee.
Who are you?Copy !req
188. I'm dextor.Copy !req
189. Hey, mom,
can dextor and I
have a cookie?Copy !req
190. Ok, but just one.
I don't want you
spoiling your dinner.Copy !req
191. Here.Copy !req
192. I'm not supposed
to have sweets.Copy !req
193. I'm hyperactive.Copy !req
194. Woo!Copy !req
195. Here!Copy !req
196. The poor sap.
I bet Dee Dee is
driving him crazy.Copy !req
197. Now, dextor,
I know how much you hate it,Copy !req
198. but it's now time
in the scheduleCopy !req
199. for your keyboard
stroke practice.Copy !req
200. Hate it?
What are ya, crazy?Copy !req
201. I lov—i mean,
oh, yeah, I hate-a that stuff.Copy !req
202. Aah!Copy !req
203. Oh, mommy! Wah!Copy !req
204. Why the interruption,
dextor?Copy !req
205. Mommy, I hurt
my widdle finger.Copy !req
206. Would you kiss itCopy !req
207. and make it
to feel better?Copy !req
208. You need to have
the joint reset,Copy !req
209. the wound sterilized,
stabilized, cauterized,
and wrappedCopy !req
210. to keep out infection.Copy !req
211. Kisses cannot do that.Copy !req
212. May I have
something-a sweet
to snack on?Copy !req
213. No, no, dextor,
this is pamphlet reading hour.Copy !req
214. And besides, no sweets.
You know you're hyperactive.Copy !req
215. Argh...Copy !req
216. I'm tired of
reading pamphlets.Copy !req
217. Can't I go watch
action HankCopy !req
218. no, dextor.
You still have 57 minutes
of pamphlet reading left.Copy !req
219. TV! TV! TV! TV!Copy !req
220. Ahh... bedtime.Copy !req
221. Now to wait for my new dad
to come and tuck me inCopy !req
222. and read me a bedtime story.Copy !req
223. And then goldilocks said,
"this one is just right."Copy !req
224. Story, story,
story, story, story!Copy !req
225. Dextor, it's morning
nutrient intake period.Copy !req
226. Ah, yech.Copy !req
227. Oh, what the heck
is this?Copy !req
228. Partially dehydrated
soybean curd,Copy !req
229. reconstituted
wheat germ extract,Copy !req
230. all your daily
vitamins and mineralsCopy !req
231. in easy-to-swallow
capsules of chewable juice.Copy !req
232. Enjoy.Copy !req
233. That's it!Copy !req
234. That was the straw
that broke my back!Copy !req
235. I can understand the
not kissing my finger.Copy !req
236. And I can understand
no sweets and no TV.Copy !req
237. I'll even let
the bedtime story slide.Copy !req
238. But what are you
trying to do serving
methCopy !req
239. well, that one's
actually your lunch.Copy !req
240. Lunch?
I'll show you lunch!Copy !req
241. Now, I don't mean
to be insubordinate...Copy !req
242. The schedule.Copy !req
243. A boy needs moderate allotments
of mind-rotting television,Copy !req
244. a bedtime story
before being tucked into bed,Copy !req
245. and most importantly,
food that is prepared
with love and tenderness,Copy !req
246. not some freeze-dried
and vacuum-sealed thing.Copy !req
247. A kid needs to act like a kid
and not adhere to
a strict schedule.Copy !req
248. That's nice, dextor,Copy !req
249. but thanks to
your father's
quick thinking,Copy !req
250. we're only off schedule
5 minutes.Copy !req
251. Dexter's mother: Coupon!Copy !req
252. Yay!Copy !req
253. My family!Copy !req
254. Hey, look, it's
the fairs-lupiter comet.Copy !req
255. Psst!Copy !req
256. Triple chunk sticky gunk
double dunks!Copy !req
257. Triple chunk sticky gunk
double dunks!Copy !req
258. Coupon!Copy !req
259. Yay!
Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
260. Cookie! Cookie!Copy !req
261. Where did he locate
that confection?Copy !req
262. Dextor,
come down from there!Copy !req
263. Come down.
Listen to your mother.
Put down that cookie.Copy !req
264. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
265. Reading up
on animal biology.Copy !req
266. I bet I know more
about animals than you!Copy !req
267. Aw, you think?Copy !req
268. Yep.Copy !req
269. Ok, why are
storks' legs so long?Copy !req
270. So their feet
can reach the ground.Copy !req
271. Why do kangaroos
only live in Australia?Copy !req
272. So they can be near
their families.Copy !req
273. Did you know deers
don't have uncles?Copy !req
274. They just have antlers.Copy !req
275. Cha cha cha cha cha!Copy !req
276. Dee Dee: Hey, Dexter,
last one in the pool's
a rotten egg!Copy !req
277. Aw, raspberries.
I'll get in the pool
at my own pace,Copy !req
278. then I'll be
in complete control.Copy !req
279. Hmm... now,
where was I going?Copy !req
280. Pool!Copy !req
281. Yay!Copy !req
282. Hurry up, Dexter!Copy !req
283. I am-a not ready yet.Copy !req
284. Dexter...Copy !req
285. Ready to get wet?Copy !req
286. Almost.Copy !req
287. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
288. Dexter, ready
to get in the water?Copy !req
289. Aw, that's ok, son.
These things take time...Copy !req
290. And your time is up.Copy !req
291. Whoops!
Dropped my keys.Copy !req
292. That's all right.
I got 'em.Copy !req
293. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
294. Hiya, dad!Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. Well, son, are you
gonna stand there
all day looking at it,Copy !req
297. or are you going
for a swim?Copy !req
298. Wah!Copy !req
299. Dexter?Copy !req
300. Dexter?Copy !req
301. Whew.Copy !req
302. Come on in, Dexter.
The water's great.Copy !req
303. Ok, mom!Copy !req
304. Hey, Dee Dee, we're here!Copy !req
305. Hi, girls!
Come on in!Copy !req
306. Boy, they sure
are talented.Copy !req
307. You said it.Copy !req
308. Boo.Copy !req
309. Aah!Copy !req
310. Ow!Copy !req
311. Ah!Copy !req
312. Ooh!Copy !req
313. Whew!Copy !req
314. Darn! I just can't
get that kid.Copy !req
315. Oh, well.Copy !req
316. Aah!Copy !req
317. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
318. Ahh... i feel
better now.Copy !req
319. Dee Dee: Hey,
pick on someone
your own size.Copy !req
320. Aah!Copy !req
321. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
322. Yes!Copy !req
323. Ha ha!Copy !req
324. Boy, Dee Dee,
you almost got me
that time,Copy !req
325. but I guess I'm too
smart for you, huh?Copy !req
326. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
327. Hooray!Copy !req
328. Good job, son.Copy !req
329. You finally made it
in the pool.Copy !req
330. Thanks, dad.Copy !req
331. I don't know why
I was so shy of
the water.Copy !req
332. Captioning made possible by
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333. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
334. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req
335. into the tomb of peril,Copy !req
336. past the vaulted door,Copy !req
337. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
338. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req