1. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
2. Oh, man, Dexter,Copy !req
3. I just can't
believe it.Copy !req
4. You,
of all people.Copy !req
5. Here, let me
read it again.Copy !req
6. Ok.
Now let's see—Copy !req
7. ahem.Copy !req
8. "It has come to our attention
that your son Dexter's
performanceCopy !req
9. "is not in compliance with
the standards we have set forthCopy !req
10. "here at Huber elementary.Copy !req
11. "Therefore in order to alleviate
this potential problemCopy !req
12. we feel a parent-principal
conference is necessary
at this time."Copy !req
13. Wow, Dexter.
What'd you do?Copy !req
14. Dee Dee, it is not
so much what I did—Copy !req
15. it is what we are
not going to do.Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. Whatever you do,
don't you tell mom!Copy !req
18. But why?Copy !req
19. Is that my two beautiful,
perfect childrenCopy !req
20. who can do no wrong?Copy !req
21. That's why.Copy !req
22. Hiya, mom!Copy !req
23. Hello, my Princess.Copy !req
24. And there he is—Copy !req
25. my little genius.Copy !req
26. And did you have
a good day at school?Copy !req
27. Oh, how silly of me—
of course you did.Copy !req
28. Every day is a good day
for my little genius,Copy !req
29. 'cause you are the most
perfect, wonderful,Copy !req
30. fantastic,
and brilliant boy
who ever lived.Copy !req
31. Yes, you are, ha ha!Copy !req
32. Aw, shucks, mom—
rub it in, why don't you?Copy !req
33. And modest, too.Copy !req
34. Aah! What am
I gonna do?Copy !req
35. I know—tell me
what you did!Copy !req
36. What'd you do, what'd you do,
what'd you do?Copy !req
37. Dee Dee, will you
quit bugging me?Copy !req
38. I'm trying
to figure out
a sneaky wayCopy !req
39. of having this parent-
principal conferenceCopy !req
40. without mom finding out!Copy !req
41. Fine. I won't bug you
anymore.Copy !req
42. But, Dexter,
if I was your mother,Copy !req
43. I would be very hurt
to know thatCopy !req
44. my own son couldn't be
honest with me.Copy !req
45. That's it!Copy !req
46. Oh, Dee Dee—Copy !req
47. Thank you,
thank you!Copy !req
48. So you're gonna
tell mom?Copy !req
49. Heck, no!Copy !req
50. You're gonna be
my mother!Copy !req
51. Whatcha talking about,
Dexter?Copy !req
52. I'm talking about...Copy !req
53. The molecular
makeover machine!Copy !req
54. This baby can change
the outer appearanceCopy !req
55. of one organism—
oh, let's say, you—Copy !req
56. to the exact likeness
of another—Copy !req
57. such as mom.Copy !req
58. Well,
I won't do it.Copy !req
59. Ok. I guess you'll
never find outCopy !req
60. what I did, then.Copy !req
61. It's morphing time!Copy !req
62. Ooh...Copy !req
63. Ahh...Copy !req
64. Ooh...Copy !req
65. Aaah!Copy !req
66. Ooh...Copy !req
67. Oooohhh!Copy !req
68. Dee Dee,
cut it out!Copy !req
69. We're gonna be late!Copy !req
70. Come on.Copy !req
71. Is that any way
to speak to your mother?Copy !req
72. Dexter! I want you to wash
your homework, feed the trash,Copy !req
73. take out your dinner,
clean Dee Dee's room,Copy !req
74. mow the carpet,
vacuum the grass,Copy !req
75. and water the cat.Copy !req
76. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
77. Eww, gross!Copy !req
78. I don't wanna
kiss you!Copy !req
79. So, what's new?Copy !req
80. Ooh, busted! Ooh!Copy !req
81. Dee Dee!Copy !req
82. Don't blow this.
Act like a mom.Copy !req
83. Oh, I love you
so much!Copy !req
84. Yes, I do!Copy !req
85. Let me pinch those
widdle cheekie-weekies!Copy !req
86. Cut it out!Copy !req
87. Dexter...Copy !req
88. The principal
will see you now.Copy !req
89. Dexter's in trouble!
Dexter's in trouble!Copy !req
90. Oh, Dexter is—
yes, Dexter is—Copy !req
91. I said,
Dexter is in trouble!Copy !req
92. Oh, Dexter is—
yes, Dexter is—Copy !req
93. I said,
Dexter is in trouble!Copy !req
94. Don't ask.Copy !req
95. Uh, first off,Copy !req
96. I'd like to thank you
both for coming.Copy !req
97. No problem, princy!Copy !req
98. Yes. Well, I suppose
you're wondering
why you're here.Copy !req
99. You bet!
What did he do?Copy !req
100. What did he do?Copy !req
101. Well, I was just
getting to that—Copy !req
102. so I-If you'd like
to take your seat—Copy !req
103. Ok.Copy !req
104. Stop it.Copy !req
105. Stop what?Copy !req
106. That.
You mean this?Copy !req
107. Yes, that.Copy !req
108. Why?Copy !req
109. Because.
Because why?Copy !req
110. Because
I said so.Copy !req
111. Well, who are you?Copy !req
112. Your brother,
that's who!Copy !req
113. Um, I-I mean,Copy !req
114. sorry, mom.Copy !req
115. That's ok,
dorkster.Copy !req
116. I know you're
dumb.Copy !req
117. So where were—
aah!Copy !req
118. Candy!Copy !req
119. Oh, yes. Please...
Help yourself.Copy !req
120. So...
As I was saying,Copy !req
121. we here at
Huber elementaryCopy !req
122. take great pride in
our brightest students,Copy !req
123. like Dexter here—Copy !req
124. which brings me to why
I called you both here.Copy !req
125. It's seems that...
Well, Dexter's grades
are slipping.Copy !req
126. Now, ma'am, I know
this may be hard
for you to swallow,Copy !req
127. but...Copy !req
128. But...Copy !req
129. But—Dexter got
an "a-minus" on
his last test.Copy !req
130. I'm sorry!Copy !req
131. That's it?Copy !req
132. An "a-minus?"That's
what you did wrong?Copy !req
133. Uh...Copy !req
134. You give me
a full body makeoverCopy !req
135. all for a lousy
"a-minus?"Copy !req
136. Jeez, I thought
you stole the
school mascotCopy !req
137. or destroyed
the science lab!Copy !req
138. Hey!Copy !req
139. Or at least t.P.'D
his office!Copy !req
140. Hey!Copy !req
141. But, no! You got
a stupid "a-minus."Copy !req
142. Dork.Copy !req
143. Oh, my.Copy !req
144. Well, mom,Copy !req
145. I wouldn't have gotten
an "a-minus"Copy !req
146. if my stupid sister
would stop bugging me!Copy !req
147. Dee Dee is
not stupid!Copy !req
148. She's prettier,
taller, nicer,Copy !req
149. friendlier, happier,Copy !req
150. and way more popular
than you'll ever be!Copy !req
151. Plus your father and I
like her best, so—Copy !req
152. whaaaa!Copy !req
153. Oh!Copy !req
154. Eeeeyaaaah!Copy !req
155. Hooooooaahhh!Copy !req
156. Uh-oh.Copy !req
157. Wait... uh...Copy !req
158. Uh... stop? Please?Copy !req
159. Please!Copy !req
160. Stop!Copy !req
161. That's enough!Copy !req
162. Obviously this Dee Dee
is the root of a lot
of aggressionCopy !req
163. between you two...Copy !req
164. Which is why I'd like
the 3 of you to talk to
the school counselor—Copy !req
165. let's say,
same time tomorrow?Copy !req
166. Thank you all
for coming.Copy !req
167. Really,
thank you.Copy !req
168. Now, Dee Dee,
tell me,Copy !req
169. how are you?Copy !req
170. How does
Dee Dee feel?Copy !req
171. Duh, Dee Dee—duh—
feels dumb...Copy !req
172. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
173. Dee Dee dumb!
Dee Dee dumb!Copy !req
174. Stop it, Dexter!
I am not dumb—Copy !req
175. I mean, you're
not dumb—Copy !req
176. well, yes, you—
Dexter is dumb...Copy !req
177. Yes, well,
I see.Copy !req
178. Dexter, how do
youCopy !req
179. I see no problem
here. Do you?Copy !req
180. Nope. Want to go
get some lunch?Copy !req
181. Surely.Copy !req
182. Hmm...Copy !req
183. I wonder why mom sent me
to go get milk on my birthday.Copy !req
184. Hmm. What's with all the cars
in front of my house
on my birthday?Copy !req
185. Hmm. Boy, there sure are a lot
of strange things happeningCopy !req
186. on my birthday.Copy !req
187. Why's the door locked
on my birthday?Copy !req
188. Well, it's my birthday,Copy !req
189. so I guess I'll go
around the back.Copy !req
190. Surprise!Copy !req
191. Happy birthday, Dee Dee!Copy !req
192. Birthday party!Copy !req
193. All right,
everybody.
Gather round.Copy !req
194. It's showtime.Copy !req
195. Dee Dee: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!Copy !req
196. What is
going on here?Copy !req
197. What is all
the excitement for?Copy !req
198. Okey-doke.
Everybody ready?Copy !req
199. I think I hear
something coming.Copy !req
200. Ready for what?
What's coming?Copy !req
201. Dee Dee, what's
going on?Copy !req
202. What is that?Copy !req
203. yay!Copy !req
204. Yoooou...Copy !req
205. yay!Copy !req
206. What is this creature?Copy !req
207. Animal simulation!Copy !req
208. Shape-shifter!Copy !req
209. He's crazy.Copy !req
210. Joke time! Joke time! Joke time!Copy !req
211. All right, kids—Copy !req
212. why is 6 afraid of 7?Copy !req
213. 'Cause 7 ate 9!Copy !req
214. I don't get it.Copy !req
215. Aaah!Copy !req
216. Oops!
Sorry, kid.Copy !req
217. And then he said,
"'cause 7 ate 9."Copy !req
218. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
219. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
220. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
221. Excuse me.Copy !req
222. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
223. Can't—ha ha—
stop—ha ha—laughing!Copy !req
224. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
225. Dexter?Copy !req
226. Dexter!Copy !req
227. Oh, my darling,Copy !req
228. you are so beautiful.Copy !req
229. You are like the sweet
nectar of the flower.Copy !req
230. Oh, Pierre.Copy !req
231. Hello!Copy !req
232. Pardon me, madam,
but would you be so kind
as to tell me the time?Copy !req
233. Well, I think
it's—Copy !req
234. that's right!
It's joke time!Copy !req
235. Why is 6 afraid of 7?Copy !req
236. 'Cause 7 ate 9!Copy !req
237. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
238. Aah!Copy !req
239. Ohh...Copy !req
240. Hi, Dexter.Copy !req
241. Dee Dee, what are you
doing in my room?Copy !req
242. And what is with
all the balloons?Copy !req
243. You don't remember,
do you?Copy !req
244. Remember what?Copy !req
245. You don't remember!
You don't remember!
You don't remember!Copy !req
246. Rememberwhat?Copy !req
247. This.Copy !req
248. What does a stupid,
crazy clownCopy !req
249. have to do with me?Copy !req
250. Take a closer look,
Dexter.Copy !req
251. Hmm...Copy !req
252. He does look
a bit familiar.Copy !req
253. But I do not
recognize him.Copy !req
254. Here. Let me help.Copy !req
255. Let us take a piece
of tracing paper...Copy !req
256. Put on some hair,Copy !req
257. add some dorky
glasses,Copy !req
258. a lab coat,
and some boots.Copy !req
259. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.Copy !req
260. Andvoila!Copy !req
261. Now do you recognize him?Copy !req
262. Dexter?Copy !req
263. Scanning commencing.Copy !req
264. Dexter, point
of infestation found.Copy !req
265. Funny bone infected with
unidentifiable substance.Copy !req
266. Computer,
computate antidote.Copy !req
267. It is already past my bedtime,Copy !req
268. and still no antidote.Copy !req
269. Heh heh.Copy !req
270. Stupid robots.Copy !req
271. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
272. Oh, no!Copy !req
273. I—can't—stop—laughing!Copy !req
274. Well, Mr. Piggy,Copy !req
275. how do you like
your tea?Copy !req
276. Dee Dee!Copy !req
277. You—ha ha ha—
have to help!Copy !req
278. I'm—ha ha—turning
into the clown again!Copy !req
279. Really?Copy !req
280. Too—ugh—late!Copy !req
281. Hello, little girl.Copy !req
282. Hello,
Mr. Dexter clown.Copy !req
283. Do you know why
6 is afraid of 7?Copy !req
284. 'Cause 7 ate 9.Copy !req
285. That's right!Copy !req
286. I better help Dexter
before somebody gets hurt.Copy !req
287. Dee Dee to the rescue!Copy !req
288. But how?Copy !req
289. I think I'm gonna need
some backup.Copy !req
290. I hope this will work.Copy !req
291. My brother's become
a crazy clown, and he's
run loose in the city!Copy !req
292. Can anyone help me—Copy !req
293. oh, I get it—Copy !req
294. Ok.Copy !req
295. Thank you!Copy !req
296. Hold it—Copy !req
297. cop #1: Would you
look at that?Copy !req
298. Cop #2: Yeah,
that there's a—Copy !req
299. what do you
call 'em, Mitch?Copy !req
300. Mime.Copy !req
301. That's a genuine
mime!Copy !req
302. Yeah, yeah.
What's she
gonna do?Copy !req
303. I think she's
trying to capture him.Copy !req
304. Yep, yep.
She's got a lasso.Copy !req
305. Oop, she missed.Copy !req
306. He's onto her.Copy !req
307. Look out,
he's got a pie!Copy !req
308. Ooh, he missed!Copy !req
309. Uh-oh, he's trying
to get away.Copy !req
310. Oh, she missed!Copy !req
311. No, she got him
this time.Copy !req
312. Now what's she
doing?Copy !req
313. She's got something
heavy—Copy !req
314. she's lifting
it up—Copy !req
315. ooooh, that's quite
a load!Copy !req
316. It's over
the clown—Copy !req
317. wh-wh-whoa—Copy !req
318. she's gonna
drop it!Copy !req
319. Ooh!
She got him!Copy !req
320. Yeah, she dropped
a safe on him.Copy !req
321. Yeah. Now what?Copy !req
322. She's putting him
in a boxCopy !req
323. and tying him up
nice and tight.Copy !req
324. She's good.Copy !req
325. Real good.Copy !req
326. So, shall we
arrest him?Copy !req
327. Nah. I think she's
got everything
under control.Copy !req
328. Dexter,
funny bone virus treated
and extracted.Copy !req
329. Thanks for helping me
get out of that mess,
sis.Copy !req
330. But I am sure I would
have figured it out
eventually.Copy !req
331. Hey!Copy !req
332. Dee Dee, quit
clowning around!Copy !req
333. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
334. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
335. public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req