Dexter's Laboratory 2x22

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky

Dee Dee and Dexter win a free pass to Professor Hawk's magic factory after finding the golden diskette.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

2. Morning, mom! Morning, dad!

3. Morning, kids!

4. Morning, dear!

5. Morning, hon!

6. Smell that fresh, good-morning air.

7. Whoa-ho-ho!

8. I'm almost late for work.

9. Here you go, dear.

10. Thanks!

11. How's about one for the road?

12. Sure thing, hon.

13. Bye, dear!

14. I guess I should get going as well.

15. Bye, bye, kids!

16. Uh, why don't you try it, Dee Dee?

17. No, you try it.

18. Uh, why don't you try it, Dee Dee?

19. No, you try it.

20. No, you try it.

21. Uh, you try it.

22. You try it.

23. You try it.

24. No, you try it.

25. Uh, you try it.

26. You try it!

27. Uh, uh. You try it.

28. Is it legal?

29. Heh, heh. Of course it's legal.

30. It's not in a cabinet

31. that has a lock on it.

32. Hey, yeah. You're right.

33. It's just stinky, icky, poopy, yucky water.

34. Yech.

35. So drink it!

36. Mmm... ok.

37. Well...?

38. I like it.

39. Your turn!

40. Oh, no! You can't fool me!

41. Mm-mmm, sure is good.

42. You feel anything yet?

43. No! Now what, genius?

44. I guess we hit the hay.

45. Ok.

46. I don't see what the big deal is.

47. Yeah, I don't feel a thing.

48. Good night!

49. I guess we're out of coffee.

50. Ah!

51. Heh heh. So what do we do now?

52. We kick this habit.

53. Hmm... what the—

54. kitchen's a mess.

55. Something wrong here.

56. Coffee?

57. Coffee? Where's the coffee?

58. Hello, coffee!

59. What happened to all the coffee?

60. Uh...

61. We drank it all.

62. You drank the coffee?

63. You two drank the coffee?

64. Where did I go wrong?

65. I thought I was a good father.

66. I thought I brought you kids up right.

67. You see, kids,

68. coffee is what we adults need

69. to get started in the morning.

70. It's the key to our ignition.

71. You kids don't need it.

72. No, you've got youth.

73. We adults need the coffee.

74. But now, all we have is...

75. This!

76. Empty!

77. A mere shell of its former self.

78. I've seen some pretty horrible things

79. in my life,

80. but this...

81. This is just...

82. Sick!

83. Uh, what's the matter, dear?

84. No.

85. No!

86. Huh?

87. Ah!

88. Gracias, Juan.

89. It's all right.

90. Oh, honey!

91. Coffee!

92. Look, kids! Coffee!

93. I'll take mine black,

94. with plenty of cream and sugar!

95. Everything is going to be ok!

96. We had coffee after all.

97. But what if we didn't?

98. Hi. I'm miss pretty puff pony!

99. And i'm baby pretty puff.

100. What up, baby pretty puff?

101. Nothing.

102. I'm waiting for the pony puff Princess

103. to come over so we can play.

104. Yoo hoo!

105. I'm over here at dream puff castle!

106. Hi, miss pretty puff pony.

107. Hi, baby pretty puff.

108. Gee, pony puff Princess,

109. you're so pretty.

110. I think we're all pretty.

111. Gee, you've got pretty hair,

112. pony puff Princess.

113. I'll comb it all nice with the pretty puff comb.

114. And I'm going to brush your tail with the pretty puff brush.

115. Pony puff paradise!

116. Oh, girls!

117. Anybody thirsty?

118. Ha ha, well, I guess that's a yes.

119. Ah...

120. I wish I was a real pony puff Princess.

121. I could play on rainbows all day,

122. and I would live at the real dream puff castle,

123. and baby pretty puff and miss pretty puff pony

124. could brush me and brush me and brush me!

125. Oh, pony puff Princess,

126. you're so beautiful!

127. Yeah, you're the most pretty

128. pony puff Princess ever!

129. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

130. Pony puff Princess,

131. what's the matter?

132. Why are you crying?

133. I want to be a real pony puff Princess,

134. instead of just pretending.

135. Oh!

136. Girl, are you feeling all right?

137. No, I am not feeling all right!

138. Hey!

139. Watch it, girl. This is my house.

140. We don't play that at my house, mmm-mm.

141. Well, I am through playing.

142. I want to be a pony puff Princess for real!

143. Don't go there, Dee Dee.

144. Go where?

145. The only place I'm going is home.

146. You know, all that girl ever does is scream.

147. Dee Dee?

148. Dexter, you got to make me into a pony!

149. Use your magic science or something!

150. Silence, woman!

151. Why should I make you into a...

152. Wait a minute.

153. I could always use more data on horses

154. or a new way to get around the lab.

155. Yah! Giddyap, pony!

156. Heh heh!

157. Come with me.

158. Stay there.

159. Ok.

160. Here we go.

161. Wow! I'm a real pony!

162. Oh, my gosh! I can't believe it!

163. Wait till I tell mee mee and Lee Lee.

164. Oh, wow!

165. I'll gallop right over, and—and...

166. Hmm...

167. Well, this feels different.

168. I'd better practice a little first.

169. So, Dee Dee,

170. do you like being a pony?

171. Oh, I do, I do! I can't wait to show mee mee and Lee Lee!

172. Good, good. But first,

173. I'd like you to help me with something.

174. Here, put these on.

175. No, way.

176. I'm a pony puff Princess,

177. and I'm not wearing your dirty, nasty old saddle.

178. Hey!

179. Hi! I'm back!

180. Wow! Is that really you, Dee Dee?

181. Mm-hmm.

182. Gosh, Dee Dee, you're so beautiful!

183. Uh, say, Dee Dee,

184. now that you're a pony puff Princess and all,

185. um...

186. Yeah, we were wondering if—if...

187. You'd let us ride you?

188. Well...

189. Since you're only my 2 favorite

190. pony puff friends in the whole world,

191. I guess the answer's yes!

192. Yay!

193. Let's go, Dee Dee!

194. Giddyap!

195. That was the best!

196. Aw, she's all tired out.

197. Hey, I got an idea! We could—

198. Oh, this is terrible!

199. First my brother, and now my best friends.

200. Oh, I wish someone would help me.

201. Pony puff Princess, why are you crying?

202. Because everybody keeps wanting to ride me

203. and I'm tired.

204. Hmm, hmm, hmm...

205. You know, being a pony puff Princess

206. isn't all sunshine and butterflies.

207. Sometimes you got to get tough

208. if you want to be free.

209. Oh, Princess!

210. Your carriage awaits.

211. No! I am a pony puff Princess,

212. and I will be used no more!

213. So long, girls!

214. What's up with that?

215. Hey, have you girls seen my sister?

216. Yeah, she just freaked out and ran off.

217. Come on! We got to catch her!

218. Yoo-hoo, little pony!

219. Dexter?

220. We have come to tame you, once and for all.

221. Oh, no! Please leave me alone!

222. Stop!

223. No one can tame the pony puff Princess,

224. for hers is a spirit

225. that must run free and wild.

226. So let her go, or I'll eat you up!

227. Oh, no! Don't do that!

228. Yeah, um...

229. We're all done riding now.

230. Then, go, pony puff Princess!

231. Go and be free!

232. Yes, be free, Dee Dee!

233. Be free!

234. Ah! Time now for a nice sit.

235. Hey, what do I look like?

236. A chair?

237. No, "i" looks like this.

238. Oh, the power my lab can create!

239. Dexter, I have urgent news.

240. Computer, do not interrupt me when i—

241. but, Dexter—

242. but nothing!

243. But, Dexter—

244. no, no, computer. Not now.

245. We will talk later. Ok, bye.

246. Oh, hello, krunk.

247. Are you ready to pound some sense

248. into that bad guy?

249. Hey, what gives?

250. What do you think you are...

251. Ah!

252. Oh, computer.

253. This is what you were trying to tell me.

254. If only I had paid more attention to her.

255. If only I had listened,

256. then maybe she wouldn't...

257. Oh, computer, please forgive me.

258. It will be different from now on,

259. I promise.

260. Oh, computer.

261. What will I do without my lab,

262. my experiments?

263. Go outside?

264. No!

265. I will not sit back and let fickle fate decide my destiny.

266. I am Dexter.

267. I will use my brilliant mind

268. to devise an alternative power system

269. to speed the reactivation

270. of my laboratory.

271. Wish me luck, my love.

272. Come forth, mighty storms,

273. and know that science is your master.

274. Let loose your savage fury!

275. Truly, the awesome power

276. of a savage white-water river

277. can provide sufficient power.

278. Dad?

279. Mmm?

280. Where can I find the nearest

281. raging white-water river?

282. Well, there was a small river

283. down by old man stern's farm.

284. But they rerouted that

285. to put in a condo development.

286. What about a creek?

287. They built a multiplex over that.

288. It's a mini-mall a stream? Now.

289. A bog? Yogurt shop.

290. Well, where the heck am I supposed to find some water?

291. Where the elements failed me,

292. here the natural world shall bend to my will

293. and bring me...

294. Power!

295. Ah, it's working.

296. Huh? Hey, what gives?

297. You guys better not be slacking off,

298. or I... Ah!

299. Oh, their little hamster bodies

300. just can't keep up.

301. Out!

302. Get out of here,

303. you bunch of lazy, pellet-gobbling freeloaders!

304. Perhaps I was wrong to put my faith

305. in the power of nature.

306. Hmm...

307. That's it!

308. That's it! That's it!

309. Yes, it is working.

310. At last, heh heh heh.

311. Nothing will stand between me and my lab.

312. Hi!

313. What ya doin'?

314. Ah! Shut up, woman!

315. Go away! Get!

316. Rude!

317. Ooh! What's that?

318. What?

319. No, Dee Dee! No!

320. Whoa!

321. Bye, Dexter!

322. I can't see! I can't see!

323. Fresh fruits!

324. Get your fresh fruits and vegetables!

325. Empty cardboard boxes!

326. Get your empty cardboard boxes!

327. Time to take the car out for a little spin.

328. Hon?

329. When's the last time we washed the car?

330. I am sorry, computer.

331. I tried. I—i have failed you.

332. It will take days, weeks

333. for you to restore power yourself.

334. All is lost.

335. Hi, Dexter!

336. Hey, Dexter, why are you

337. sitting here in the dark, all by yourself?

338. It's a beautiful day outside.

339. You're spending way too much time

340. on this old lab.

341. You should stop and take the time

342. to smell the begonias.

343. Trust me, Dexter.

344. This is for the best.

345. Oh!

346. Ah!

347. Maybe there is something

348. to this outdoorsy thing.

349. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

350. enter at your own peril,

351. where impossible things may happen

352. that the world's never seen before.

353. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.