Dexter's Laboratory 2x17

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky

Dexter ends up in the "old part of the lab" where his earliest inventions, long since forgotten, are not too happy to see him. They are mad at him for saying they were his greatest inventions, then moved on to another great invention.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

2. At last!

3. With one final turn of this screw,

4. my greatest invention will be complete!

5. Steady, Dexter.

6. Steady!

7. Bah! My concentration is ruined!

8. Computer, from whence comes that infernal racket?

9. Source of noise located.

10. Dee Dee!

11. I cannot complete my creation under such circumstances.

12. ♪ than a thief

13. Dee Dee!

14. Dee Dee!

15. Dee Dee!

16. Dee Dee!

17. Ahem!

18. Oh.

19. What's with all the noise, Dexter?

20. Dee Dee, I am mere moments away from completing

21. my greatest invention to date,

22. and I cannot concentrate with all this noise.

23. So I will have to ask you to...

24. Cut out the dad-gum singing!

25. No-so! Pooh on you!

26. Why, Dee Dee? Why?

27. Because I'm going to try out

28. for the singing mynas choir at school,

29. and I need all the practice I can get!

30. you can say that again.

31. Ha ha ha ha!

32. Dexter, your genius amazes even myself.

33. Dee Dee's singing is no match

34. for my super-elastic anti-acoustical bubblegum.

35. Sugar-free, of course.

36. Ha ha ha ha!

37. Target located.

38. Vectors set.

39. Trajectory set.

40. Calibrations locked.

41. Commence loading sequence.

42. Peace and quiet, here we come.

43. Now, to see my plan in action.

44. It's working!

45. It's working!

46. it's—

47. aah!

48. I must think of another way to stop Dee Dee's singing,

49. if you can even call it singing.

50. That's it!

51. I'll use my scientific genius to change Dee Dee's voice

52. from that of a wailing horn to a sultry siren.

53. Dexter, you're a genius!

54. Hiya, Dexter.

55. What you doing?

56. Thinking.

57. That's nice.

58. Say, Dee Dee, you want to make the choir, no?

59. So why not let your wonderful brother help you?

60. But, uh, I can make it even better.

61. You won't even have to practice anymore.

62. Not a thing, my sweet sister.

63. Just follow me to my lab.

64. Dee Dee!

65. You see, Dee Dee, by sending your voice

66. through the pipes of the organ,

67. where it is modified in pitch and tone,

68. and data is sent back to your vocal cords,

69. and presto! All of my singing problems—

70. er, your singing problems will be over.

71. Now, if you will just follow me over here.

72. Dee Dee!

73. Now, if you will step up onto the platform,

74. we can proceed.

75. Sing, Dee Dee. Sing.

76. it's working! It's working!

77. ♪ la

78. no! No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop!

79. Dee Dee, are you ok?

80. Never better.

81. See?

82. Ah! Dee Dee, your voice is horrible.

83. We must reverse the effects.

84. Hold it, buster.

85. Thanks, Dex.

86. Dee Dee, come back!

87. ♪ everywhere that Mary went

88. Thank you, Lisa. That was marvelous.

89. Next up— Dee Dee.

90. Don't be nervous, dear.

91. Go right ahead.

92. Next.

93. My voice is big and stupid.

94. Now I'll never sing in a choir.

95. Is everything in order?

96. Yes, sir.

97. We're ready for him.

98. Here he comes!

99. get him!

100. All right, mystery villain man.

101. The ride's over.

102. Yeah! Go, Hank! Go, Hank!

103. Not quite, Mr. Action pants.

104. Oh, no! It's—

105. the claw.

106. That's right. Hank.

107. All right, claw. I know you've got her.

108. Now, hand over the girl.

109. Yeah! Hand over the girl!

110. Oh, I'm sorry.

111. I can't do that right now.

112. You see, she's a bit tied up at the moment.

113. Don't get upset, Hank.

114. For, you see, I've brought

115. some other friends of yours to play with.

116. The wrecking crew!

117. Oh!

118. Black ninja!

119. And of course, no party is complete

120. without Bertha the barbarian.

121. Get him!

122. This party's about to end.

123. What?

124. No!

125. No emergency can be important enough

126. to disturb the adventures ofaction Hank.

127. I must solve this emergency so I can be enlightened to the outcome

128. of action Hank's most dangerous predicament.

129. To the laboratory!

130. Oh!

131. Computer, scan for any and all emergency zones.

132. Scanning.

133. Emergency found.

134. Meow!

135. To the robotron!

136. Meow!

137. This is an emergency?

138. How can this be?

139. Stop! Stop!

140. I can't take it anymore!

141. Ha ha ha!

142. Computer, scan for any other emergency,

143. and make it important this time.

144. Scanning.

145. Emergency located.

146. Wow!

147. Huh? Huh? Huh?

148. Yay! Yay! Yay!

149. Aw! Aw! Aw!

150. Oh, no! No! Don't go in there!

151. I can't watch.

152. This cannot be.

153. Computer, there must be some real emergency.

154. Emergency located.

155. No, no! I cannot.

156. But I must.

157. Stand clear! Stand clear!

158. Now just relax, madam.

159. Now, push! Push! Push!

160. Congratulations! It's a girl.

161. No. That is a boy.

162. How could he do that to Marsha?

163. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! What did action Hank do now?

164. It wasn't action Hank, Dexter.

165. It was Jeffrey.

166. Are you crazy?

167. Would you look at that?

168. He's at it again!

169. The dam's blown!

170. Hooray!

171. Dexter, fire emergency at hospital.

172. Here's your little girl, ma'am.

173. Oh! He's a boy!

174. Wow, Dee Dee! You're right.

175. This is wonderful!

176. Oh, that's it.

177. I give up.

178. I'm too tired.

179. This concludes our test

180. of the emergency broadcast system.

181. If this was an actual emergency,

182. the signal you heard would have been followed by information.

183. I love a sad ending.

184. Boy, that was the greatest program ever!

185. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

186. Phew! Well, I must say—

187. that was the most action I have ever seen.

188. I doubt I will ever have a more adventurous adventure ever.

189. I, the evil mathematician,

190. shall capture all the children

191. and force them to do homework forever!

192. Just then...

193. Major glory!

194. You asked for it!

195. Ah ah! No violence in schools.

196. Hmm. You're right. But there is one way to stop you.

197. No! Not justice fruit pies,

198. the delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate!

199. Ooh, I give up!

200. Thanks, major glory.

201. Don't thank me. Thank justice fruit pies.

202. What?

203. I said, don't thank—

204. oh!

205. Hi, Dexter!

206. Let's play.

207. This is really not a good time, Dee Dee.

208. I'm not Dee Dee. I'm Mr. Fuzzums,

209. and I love to dance and to play

210. and have a happy day.

211. Hip hip hooray!

212. I cannot play with you today, so go away!

213. Ok!

214. Humph!

215. Ah!

216. Ha ha ha!

217. Dexter?

218. Uh-oh.

219. Look what you did now, Mr. Fuzzums.

220. Mr. Fuzzums!

221. Come, Dee Dee, let us play pretend.

222. Let us pretend that Mr. Fuzzums is an astronaut.

223. Yay!

224. Let us pretend that he is in training.

225. Yay!

226. Let us pretend there is a slight malfunction.

227. Yay?

228. Mr. Fuzzums!

229. Mr. Fuzzums!

230. No!

231. Mr. Fuzzums!

232. Mr. Fuzzums?

233. My heart!

234. Dee Dee?

235. Hey, Dee Dee, are you ok?

236. Zums?

237. Come again?

238. Uzzums?

239. Uzzums?

240. Oh! Oh! Mr. Fuzzums!

241. Truck.

242. Yes, the nice garbage truck

243. has taken Mr. Fuzzums away,

244. which means he won't be bothering anybody ever again.

245. Hmm. We'd better get you inside.

246. Ooh, boy. This is hard work.

247. Ok, Dee Dee, you'll be fine here.

248. See you later.

249. Fuzzums uzzums?

250. Uzzum.

251. Dee Dee, why don't you go back to your room and relax now?

252. You've had quite a shock.

253. Fuzzums.

254. No! Dee Dee!

255. Fuzzums! Fuzzums! Fuzzums! Uzzums!

256. Put me down. I am not Mr. Fuzzums.

257. Uzzums.

258. Ouch!

259. Stop this instant!

260. Fuzzums!

261. This isn't quite working out as I had planned.

262. My, what a helpful boy Dexter's being.

263. Fuzzums?

264. Back in the bag, sister.

265. Get down! Get down!

266. Here it comes.

267. Hey, I got this one, al.

268. Ok, we'll go in, get the bear, and get out.

269. How hard can that be?

270. I think we've stopped.

271. P.u.!

272. Look what I found!

273. Uzzum?

274. Uzzums, fuzzums, fuzzums, uzzums.

275. Well, he's not quite Mr. Fuzzums,

276. but he's almost as good. Huh?

277. Uzzums?

278. What is that bear called?

279. Mr. Chewy bitums?

280. Uh, something like that.

281. Fuzzums! Fuzzums!

282. What's the matter?

283. You don't like Mr. Chewy bitums?

284. Muzzum, fuzzum!

285. Fuzzum?

286. Ok, ok!

287. Fuzzums must be around here somewhere.

288. Hmm. There's too much trash to sift through by hand.

289. We need some technology here.

290. Yeah!

291. Mr. Fuzzums, here we come.

292. Uzzums, fuzzums, uzzums, fuzzums.

293. You ok, Dee Dee?

294. Fuzzum, fuzzum, fuzzum, fuzzum.

295. Uzzum, uzzum, muzzum, fuzzum.

296. Fuzzum, fuzzum, fuzzum, fuzzum.

297. Fuzzum, muzzum—

298. Dexter?

299. Mr. Fuzzums is 50 meters ahead and closing.

300. We've found him, Dee Dee!

301. Uzzums, fuzzums!

302. Fuzzums, uzzum, fuzzum, fuzzum.

303. Biodestruct sequence engaged.

304. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

305. Phew!

306. Welcome back, Mr. Fuzzums.

307. Well, what have we here?

308. My, but it's a shame how people can throw out

309. a pair of perfectly good children.

310. This one's a little scuffed,

311. but then just as good.

312. Son, do you know anything about washing cars?

313. Past the vaulted door

314. where impossible things may happen

315. that the world's never seen before.

316. captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

317. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

318. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute