Dexter's Laboratory 2x16

Directed by Rob Renzetti

Dexter calls upon the "shoe gnomes" to repair his boots, but can't rid himself of them afterwards. The only way to get rid of them, according to Dee Dee, is to kick them in the butt. Dexter gets rid of the last one with his boot, but it's damaged again.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

2. Peekaboo!

3. I see you!

4. Boy, bird-watching is a lot of fun.

5. But whoever wrote this bird guide

6. should get his eyes examined.

7. Oh, no! The mommy bird dropped its egg,

8. and it's about to hatch.

9. Hello, baby birdie.

10. Come on out. It's time to be born.

11. Come on, don't be afraid.

12. No one's going to harm you.

13. Hmm, you're not really all the way hatched.

14. Maybe you need to be sat on longer.

15. Well, my hair is warmer than my bottom,

16. Dexter, look at what you've done!

17. But i— i-i-i—

18. you've ruined mom's clock!

19. The clock? What about the baby turtle?

20. The birdie? He's ok.

21. His shell is cracking 'cause he's hatching.

22. Dee Dee, he is not a bird—

23. look, I don't have time to explain.

24. Birdie our help.

25. I have the technology.

26. I can rebuild him.

27. Bionic eye.

28. Positronic turtle neck.

29. Robotic arm.

30. You realize, for a turtle,

31. that's very fast.

32. He's not a turtle. He's a birdie!

33. Just a little farther.

34. Hmm, maybe back to the left a little.

35. Actually, I think it was better to the right.

36. Dee Dee: Dexter!

37. I knew I shouldn't have left birdie with you!

38. Using him like some bionic birdie slave,

39. instead of helping him hatch from his egg.

40. He is not a—

41. I really think it would look better

42. over to the right.

43. So then, I just brought him back to my room

44. and built him this Incubator.

45. Well, is it today? Is today the day you hatch?

46. Uh, Dee Dee, that's not a—

47. uh, Dee, it's getting close to lunchtime,

48. so I think we'll—

49. birdie will fetch us something to eat.

50. Fly downstairs, birdie. Fly!

51. Dee, has your bro been experimenting on you again?

52. What do you mean?

53. Honey, the refrigerator's running.

54. And prince Albert's in the can!

55. Dee Dee!

56. I knew you'd pull some bonehead move,

57. using him as some bionic refrigerator delivery turtle.

58. He's not a turtle. He's a birdie!

59. He is a turtle.

60. Birdie! Turtle!

61. Turtle! Birdie!

62. Birdie! Turtle!

63. Birdie, come back!

64. A baby turtle!

65. Happy birthday, Dexter!

66. A major glory action figure!

67. That's right, Dexter, and that's not all.

68. Squeeze my legs together.

69. Wow, hand action salute!

70. Wait! There's more!

71. Shooting stars from all 50 states!

72. Look out. It's america's number one archenemy— comrade red!

73. That's using your head, major glory!

74. Good shot, Dexter.

75. You're the best pal a super hero could have.

76. Thanks, major glory. You bet.

77. And don't forget my cape and my trusty companion—

78. the declaration of independence.

79. And of course, the old red, white and blue,

80. Good morning, birthday boy.

81. I brought your favorite: Glory o's.

82. Thanks, mom. Can I open my presents now?

83. Oh, ha ha! Don't be silly, Dexter.

84. Ah, puh-lease, ma! Can I, huh?

85. Absolutely not. Now eat your breakfast.

86. And don't go snooping in my closet!

87. The closet!

88. Soon the major glory action figure will be mine!

89. Mom and dad's bedroom!

90. Whoa!

91. Yes!

92. The closet!

93. Nothing can stop me now.

94. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

95. Dee Dee!

96. Ha ha ha ha ha!

97. Ha ha ha ha ha!

98. Ah, ha ha ha ha!

99. What are you doing here?

100. Mom said to make sure you don't find your presents.

101. I don't know what you are talking about.

102. There's no snooping around

103. as long as i'm keeping an eye on you, Dexter.

104. To get by me, you'd have to be invisible.

105. Invisible!

106. You're quite right, Dee Dee.

107. And now if you will please excuse me.

108. Dad, have you seen Dexter?

109. Sorry, Dee Dee, haven't seen him all day.

110. Hmm, that's strange.

111. I wonder where he could be.

112. Have you tried the refrigerator?

113. Yeah.

114. How about the dryer?

115. Yep. The breadbox?

116. Uh-huh. Toaster?

117. Humpf! No presents,

118. no major glory action figure,

119. no nothing!

120. Honey, time to go to the toy store to get Dexter's presents.

121. Coming, dear.

122. Now for my chance to make sure mom and dad get me the right gift.

123. And away we go!

124. Gee, hon, you think Dexter could do something with this?

125. Sure!

126. Two points!

127. A basketball! This is not what I want!

128. Oh!

129. Aren't you adorable!

130. Honey, watch.

131. Aw, he's a cute little fellow.

132. Uh-huh.

133. Unh! This is no gift for me!

134. Now, this is a gift!

135. Heh heh heh!

136. Gee, I wonder if I can still throw the old curve.

137. Honey, catch!

138. St-rike!

139. You know, it's time Dexter leans how to throw.

140. Whoa! What's this?

141. "The all-new major glory action figure."

142. Dexter doesn't need this junk.

143. Now, here's something special.

144. Oh! It's perfect!

145. Won't Dexter be surprised to see me—major glory— in the flesh?

146. Yes!

147. The major glory action figure!

148. Vroom!

149. Vroo!

150. Whooosh!

151. Whoa!

152. Joo-ooo-oom!

153. Ghosts! Ghosts! Ghosts! Ghosts!

154. It's a ghost!

155. No. It's...

156. The invisible phantom!

157. It's major glory!

158. Unhand Dexter's birthday gift, invisible villain!

159. Wait! Stop!

160. It's me Dexter!

161. No!

162. Hee hee hee!

163. Ha ha ha ha ha!

164. Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Hee hee!

165. Dee Dee, stop!

166. Never ever run with scissors!

167. It is terribly dangerous.

168. You could trip and poke out an eye

169. or get stabbed in the neck or worse...

170. So, remember, kids,

171. never run with scissors or other sharp objects...

172. Unless you have proper scissors-handling equipment.

173. Baaaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaa!

174. Aaaaaaaaa!

175. Dee Dee, what the heck do you think you are doing?

176. I'm thechupacabra.

177. I'm going to suck your blood.

178. I better not be bleeding!

179. What sort of nonsense is thischupacabra?

180. Achupacabra is a monster in South America

181. that attacks goats.

182. Look!

183. Charlie!

184. No. chupacab!

185. Charlie!

186. Charlie!

187. Charlie?

188. Here, boy!

189. Now I remember.

190. He was here. Charlie!

191. He is gone.

192. Dee Dee, I'm going to South America.

193. Don't tell mom.

194. Can I come?

195. No!

196. Please!

197. No!

198. What?

199. I've been learning Spanish in school.

200. I can translate for you.

201. Very well. But hurry.

202. We've got to be home by dinnertime

203. or mom will freak.

204. Ready!

205. Why did I create Charlie?

206. Dee Dee: Are we taking the helicopter?

207. No! We need to be incognito.

208. We are taking the flying sombrero.

209. Baaaaaa!

210. Charlie!

211. Well, looks like he's not here.

212. He's here, all right.

213. We've just got to keep on looking.

214. But I'm tired.

215. Charlie!

216. Umphf!

217. Something is moving over there.

218. Where?

219. Dee Dee, what did he say?

220. Uh...

221. He asked if we were thirsty.

222. Tell him yes!

223. Grrrrrrrr!

224. What did you tell him?

225. I said yes.

226. Somehow, Dee Dee, I know this is your fault.

227. ¡Cazadores!

228. Dee Dee, what did he say?

229. Um...

230. He said "thirsty" again.

231. So, that is what cazadores

232. My stupid, slow-witted sister and I are here to find Charlie.

233. La chupacabra.

234. ¡Ay! ¡la chupacabra!

235. ¡La chupacabra! ¡ay, caramba!

236. Baaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaa!

237. So... you have come in search of...

238. La chupacabra.

239. Baaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaa!

240. Well, um,

241. we like to call him Charlie.

242. You can find the beast in the lost caverns.

243. It's a long journey from here.

244. Beyond that mountaintop,

245. but worth the trip—

246. if you wish to risk your lives

247. in the den of... La chupacabra.

248. Baaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaa!

249. Ha ha ha ha ha!

250. She said, "you can find the beast—"

251. I understood what she said!

252. Dee Dee: I'm thirsty!

253. My feet are tired!

254. Are we there yet?

255. I'm hungry!

256. Stop walking so fast.

257. Will you be quiet!

258. I am trying to concentrate!

259. Errr...

260. What purpose did I create Charlie for?

261. What is his function?

262. Chewing on goats?

263. If only I knew,

264. perhaps it would explain his strange behavior.

265. What's this?

266. It looks like

267. some kind of animal fur,

268. and a sort of... Sort of...

269. Quill!

270. Dee Dee, Charlie has been here!

271. This must be the place.

272. Charlie?

273. Charlie!

274. Charlie?

275. Charlie?

276. Charlie?

277. Underwear!

278. Smelly socks!

279. Jelly belly.

280. Ha ha ha!

281. Will you stop that infernal racket!

282. Just be quiet so I can listen.

283. What was that?

284. Stop getting so close. You're going to make—

285. aaah!

286. Hmm...

287. Trip?

288. Precisely.

289. People shouldn't

290. leave their stuff lying around!

291. What is it? A backpack!

292. Let me see, let me see!

293. But it's empty.

294. Ah! Oooh!

295. Look! A toothbrush!

296. An alarm clock.

297. Binoculars.

298. A skull!

299. Aaaah! Aaaah!

300. What did I invent Charlie to do?

301. If only I could remember!

302. Dee Dee? Dee Dee, where are you?

303. Dee Dee!

304. Charlie!

305. Now I remember.

306. I invented you to scare Dee Dee.

307. Da da!

308. Wow, just enough time to make it home for dinner.

309. Hmm... if you invented him to scare me,

310. then why is he chasing goats?

311. I never said it was a completely successful experiment.

312. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

313. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

314. Enter at your own peril,

315. past the vaulted door

316. where impossible things may happen

317. that the world's never seen before.