1. Captioning made possible by
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and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
2. Time to get up.Copy !req
3. Ah, sweet floor.Copy !req
4. So, what is
on the agenda for today?Copy !req
5. Carnival!
Carnival!Copy !req
6. Mom!Copy !req
7. Kids!Copy !req
8. More eggs, dear?Copy !req
9. Honey, your eggs
are De—Copy !req
10. carnival! Carnival!Copy !req
11. Uh-oh.Copy !req
12. Dad, you forgot
Dexter's phone books again.Copy !req
13. Dexter, it—it was
a simple mistake.Copy !req
14. I—i had to look up
a number for your mother.Copy !req
15. It's her fault,
not mine!Copy !req
16. Why, I... I—Copy !req
17. What did he say?Copy !req
18. He said,
"just forget it."Copy !req
19. Whew!
Whew!Copy !req
20. Oh, I am so excited.Copy !req
21. This carnival's really
going to be a hoot.Copy !req
22. It sure is.
And that super-fast
new ride,Copy !req
23. uh... what's
it called again?Copy !req
24. It's called—Copy !req
25. it's called "the thing,"
and it's creepy!Copy !req
26. Dexter,
from far away:
Did you knowCopy !req
27. it took 3 billion
individual nuts
and bolts to—Copy !req
28. and I justlove
Ferris wheels.Copy !req
29. And funnel cakes.
Mmm! That's good eatin'.Copy !req
30. I'll get it.Copy !req
31. Mailman!Copy !req
32. Got some mail!Copy !req
33. I can take that.Copy !req
34. Huh? What?
Who said that?Copy !req
35. I heard a voice,
but I do not know
from where it came.Copy !req
36. Next stop...Copy !req
37. Carnival!Copy !req
38. Hey, why
don't we play a game
to pass the time?Copy !req
39. Ok, ok!
Let's play "I spy."Copy !req
40. I spy, with my little eye,
something... Brown.Copy !req
41. Guess, Dexter.Copy !req
42. Car door?Copy !req
43. No.Copy !req
44. Sky?Copy !req
45. Nope.Copy !req
46. I give up.Copy !req
47. Dee Dee: Cows.Copy !req
48. Oh.Copy !req
49. Dad, are we
almost there?Copy !req
50. Not yet, son.
We won't be there
for at least another...Copy !req
51. Oh, no!Copy !req
52. Wait. We're here.Copy !req
53. But, dad, do we have
to do that first?Copy !req
54. It's so degrading.Copy !req
55. Nonsense. It's
family fun, Dexter.Copy !req
56. And it's
the only game Dee Dee
ever wants to play.Copy !req
57. Yeah! Come on,
Dexter.Copy !req
58. Aw, man.Copy !req
59. Come on, folks,Copy !req
60. toss your brother!Copy !req
61. Win cheaply made
stuffed toys.
You can't lose.Copy !req
62. Who's next?Copy !req
63. Me!Copy !req
64. Oh, I don't like
this part.Copy !req
65. Hold still, will ya?
I'm aiming.Copy !req
66. Hey, direct hit!
Good job, Dee Dee.Copy !req
67. Here's your prize,
young lady.Copy !req
68. Isn't family fun
great?Copy !req
69. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
70. Ah, cheer up,
little Dexter.Copy !req
71. I couldn't have won
a "my sparkly unicorn"
without you.Copy !req
72. And without
a blockhead like yours,Copy !req
73. I'd have to
carry it around all day.Copy !req
74. Dee Dee, stop using
your brother as a table.Copy !req
75. Yes, sir.Copy !req
76. Look! It's... It's...Copy !req
77. The thing!Copy !req
78. 10,000 tons of steel!
20 million nuts and bolts!Copy !req
79. Speeds up to
9,000 miles per hour!Copy !req
80. Total estimated
riding time:Copy !req
81. 7...Copy !req
82. Seconds.Copy !req
83. Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
84. Let's get in line!Copy !req
85. Dear, do you
think it's safe?Copy !req
86. Of course, honey.Copy !req
87. There's no safer rides
than carnival rides.Copy !req
88. We're next!Copy !req
89. Ok, how many
in your party? 3?Copy !req
90. 4.Copy !req
91. Uh, doesn't he look
a little small
for this ride?Copy !req
92. We're here to have
family fun!Copy !req
93. No, sir. You
don't understand.Copy !req
94. The kid
is too little!Copy !req
95. Family fun?Copy !req
96. Child... too... small.Copy !req
97. Uh...Copy !req
98. Ok, let me show you.Copy !req
99. Your son is too short
to ride "the thing."Copy !req
100. I am too little
to do anything.Copy !req
101. Mom and dad and Dee Dee
are all riding
"the thing,"Copy !req
102. and I'm waiting
in this stupid
petting zoo.Copy !req
103. I wish I was taller.Copy !req
104. Wait a minute!Copy !req
105. I'm a genius,
and I've got a lab!Copy !req
106. I will be tall!Copy !req
107. Well, hello, knees!Copy !req
108. Ah, you must be
the man of the house.Copy !req
109. You're darn tootin'.Copy !req
110. I can't believe
dad let you borrow
his car!Copy !req
111. Me neither.Copy !req
112. For a dad, he can be
pretty hip.Copy !req
113. Ah, conquest.Copy !req
114. Come on,
I can see the line.Copy !req
115. Jeepers!Copy !req
116. Ah! 275 minutes
in line!Copy !req
117. Hey, Dexter!
Looks like
we're next!Copy !req
118. Dexter?Copy !req
119. Oh, boy, oh, boy!
We're next!Copy !req
120. I'm on top
of the worl—Copy !req
121. This is the greatest day
of my entire life!Copy !req
122. Yes!Copy !req
123. Energy force activated.Copy !req
124. Now to increase
modulation fluctuation.Copy !req
125. Perfect!Copy !req
126. Now to open and enhance
the compostulating
amplitudinators.Copy !req
127. Yes!Copy !req
128. Exact frequency attained!Copy !req
129. Now for
the final component...Copy !req
130. The nuclear core!Copy !req
131. At last! It is complete!Copy !req
132. Now,Copy !req
133. for the ultimate test.Copy !req
134. At last!Copy !req
135. The ultimate reading lamp.Copy !req
136. Ah!Copy !req
137. The perfect book
with which to testCopy !req
138. the ultimate reading lamp.Copy !req
139. Now, time for
ultimate relaxation.Copy !req
140. What is wrong?Copy !req
141. What could have happened?Copy !req
142. Everything was perfect!Copy !req
143. Everything
is in working order,Copy !req
144. from the dilateral
maltriculatorsCopy !req
145. to the extemporaneal outlet,Copy !req
146. right down
to the nuclear core.Copy !req
147. Huh?Copy !req
148. Dee Dee!Copy !req
149. She does not realize
the danger she has caused!Copy !req
150. If I do not retrieve
the nuclear core in one hour,Copy !req
151. it will melt down,
causing a chain reactionCopy !req
152. which will
destroy the earth!Copy !req
153. And I won't be able
to read my book!Copy !req
154. No time to waste!Copy !req
155. Computer,Copy !req
156. analyze clue
and find solution.Copy !req
157. Apple, cherry,
blueberry, r squared.Copy !req
158. Pi is r squared,
if you remember your calculus.Copy !req
159. And apple, cherry,
and blueberry are flavors.Copy !req
160. Of course!
Mother is baking pies today.Copy !req
161. Hmm... which pie
holds the next clue?Copy !req
162. Dexter!Copy !req
163. Yipe!Copy !req
164. Ah.Copy !req
165. If you wanted
some pie, honey,Copy !req
166. all you had to do
was ask.Copy !req
167. Which flavor
do you want?Copy !req
168. One of each, mother.Copy !req
169. That way I can find
the next clue for sure.Copy !req
170. My, you were hungry.Copy !req
171. I hope you have
room for dinner.Copy !req
172. We're having pot pie!Copy !req
173. Oh! I have eaten all the pie,
and still no clue!Copy !req
174. Ah! The next clue!Copy !req
175. Oh! Ugh!Copy !req
176. How much time left?Copy !req
177. I must get
the next clue,Copy !req
178. even if it means
knocking on the doorCopy !req
179. of the dreaded
touchy-feely
neighbor lady!Copy !req
180. Oh, hi there!Copy !req
181. You are so cute!Copy !req
182. You're getting
so big!Copy !req
183. Heh heh.Copy !req
184. Thank you, ma'amCopy !req
185. now, you just
come on in
and have a seatCopy !req
186. and I'll get you
some yummy cookies!Copy !req
187. Ah, actually,
I'd rather have
a nuclear reactor core,Copy !req
188. if you happen to have one
lying around.Copy !req
189. You kids are so funny!Copy !req
190. Andso cute!Copy !req
191. I'll be right back.Copy !req
192. I must get
the next clue!Copy !req
193. Maybe it's
in the kitchen!Copy !req
194. Whoops!Copy !req
195. Clumsy me.Copy !req
196. Ha! That's it!Copy !req
197. Father's trophy.Copy !req
198. The prized swordfish.Copy !req
199. I must take great care
not to damage the fish.Copy !req
200. I will have to use
a delicate touchCopy !req
201. so as not to harm
the next clue.Copy !req
202. Eureka!Copy !req
203. Come on
in here, Phil,
and I'll show youCopy !req
204. my prized swordfish.Copy !req
205. Well, I caught him
off the coast
of Florida.Copy !req
206. Yes, he put up
quite a fight,Copy !req
207. but I won out
in the end.Copy !req
208. Hey, come on in here,Copy !req
209. and I'll show you
my glow-in-the-dark
chess game.Copy !req
210. Whew!Copy !req
211. Hmm.Copy !req
212. Ptooey!Copy !req
213. At last!
The final clue!Copy !req
214. Dare I enter the dreaded
booby trapped no man's land?Copy !req
215. 2 minutes left.Copy !req
216. Let's do it!Copy !req
217. Stay out of the light!Copy !req
218. Close but not close
enough, Dee Dee.Copy !req
219. Huh?Copy !req
220. No!Copy !req
221. Cooties!Copy !req
222. Hmm.Copy !req
223. Whew!Copy !req
224. No!Copy !req
225. Just in time!Copy !req
226. Once again, my enormous
intellect has triumphed.Copy !req
227. Now I can test
my new lampCopy !req
228. and read my book in—Copy !req
229. no! The book is gone!Copy !req
230. How can—Copy !req
231. huh?Copy !req
232. Dee Dee: Dear Dexter,Copy !req
233. if you want
to get your book back,Copy !req
234. just follow the clues.Copy !req
235. No!Copy !req
236. Dee Dee!Copy !req
237. Dee Dee, I heard
this great joke!Copy !req
238. Ok, here it goes.Copy !req
239. A physics professor
and his assistantCopy !req
240. were working on liberating
negatively charged
hydroxyl ions,Copy !req
241. when all of a sudden,
the assistant says,Copy !req
242. "wait, professor! What if
the salicylic acids don't
accept the hydroxyl ion?"Copy !req
243. And the professor responds,Copy !req
244. "that's no hydroxyl ion.
That's my wife!"Copy !req
245. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
246. At last, my greatest
creation is...Copy !req
247. Completed!Copy !req
248. With the untainted energy
within this sphere,Copy !req
249. I will be able to powerCopy !req
250. the universe!Copy !req
251. The universe!
The universe!Copy !req
252. Oh, boy!
He's at it
again!Copy !req
253. Don't worry.
His sister will
come by laterCopy !req
254. and ruin
everything.Copy !req
255. You said it,
brother.Copy !req
256. Dexter!Copy !req
257. Breakfast is ready!Copy !req
258. But first,Copy !req
259. I got to get me
some grub!Copy !req
260. Here you go, honey.Copy !req
261. Now, eat everything
on your plate,Copy !req
262. and remember,
it's flu season.Copy !req
263. If you don't keep
up your strength,Copy !req
264. you can catch a... A...Copy !req
265. Eew! Germs!Copy !req
266. Whoa, son.
Where's the fire?Copy !req
267. Too much exertion
breaks down
your reserve.Copy !req
268. Slow down there,
partner.Copy !req
269. It's flu season,
you know.Copy !req
270. Hi, Dexter.Copy !req
271. I think I may be
coming down
with something.Copy !req
272. Ah!Copy !req
273. Stay away from me!Copy !req
274. Dee Dee: But, Dexter,
I was looking for my hanky.Copy !req
275. I kind of need it.Copy !req
276. But I don't know
where it is.Copy !req
277. Oh, I think I left it
in your lab.Copy !req
278. The lab!Copy !req
279. Computer,Copy !req
280. complete biological
and molecular
spectrum examinationCopy !req
281. of entire laboratory.Copy !req
282. Searching.Copy !req
283. Entire laboratory
has germ infestation.Copy !req
284. Quickly, computer,
engage antibacterial
environmental bubble!Copy !req
285. System engaged.Copy !req
286. Must decontaminate
the lab.Copy !req
287. Warning! Warning!Copy !req
288. Incoming germ manifestationCopy !req
289. approaching fast!Copy !req
290. Dexter, I'm serious.Copy !req
291. I need to find
my hanky.Copy !req
292. Ah... ah... ah...Copy !req
293. Oh!Copy !req
294. Computer, fire
fungus fighters!Copy !req
295. Activated.Copy !req
296. Ah...Copy !req
297. Computer, fire second wave!Copy !req
298. Ah...Copy !req
299. I got to find
my hanky.Copy !req
300. Hanky! Where are you?Copy !req
301. Hanky!Copy !req
302. Dee Dee!Copy !req
303. Hanky!Copy !req
304. Dee Dee, you take
your revolting germsCopy !req
305. and get out
of my laboratory.Copy !req
306. You are infecting
my whole lab.Copy !req
307. Hanky!Copy !req
308. Oh...Copy !req
309. Eww.Copy !req
310. Hanky!Copy !req
311. Ah... ah...Copy !req
312. Dexter, you
got to help me
find my hanky.Copy !req
313. Huh?Copy !req
314. I got to save
my lab!Copy !req
315. Can't reach!
Bubble blocking!Copy !req
316. Ooh!Copy !req
317. Huh?Copy !req
318. Ooh!Copy !req
319. Ah...Copy !req
320. No!Copy !req
321. Hey, look!Copy !req
322. I found my hanky!Copy !req
323. Ah... ah...Copy !req
324. Hanky?Copy !req
325. Captioning made possible by
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and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
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328. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
329. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
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the national captioning
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