1. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
2. At last!Copy !req
3. I have you beautiful genius
scientist supermodelsCopy !req
4. as my prisoners,Copy !req
5. leaving the invention
you created to use
for good and joyCopy !req
6. to now be used by me
for bad and pain.Copy !req
7. Sometimes pain's
a good thing.Copy !req
8. Action Hank!Copy !req
9. Action Hank!Copy !req
10. But I thought
we left youCopy !req
11. in the clutches
of the giant squid!Copy !req
12. Seems he got tied up
at the last minute.Copy !req
13. But I'm here
to straighten you out!Copy !req
14. Get him, you fools!Copy !req
15. Action Hank:
It's not nice to point.Copy !req
16. Hey, skinny,
looks like you could use
a knuckle sandwich.Copy !req
17. Whenever I watch
action Hank,Copy !req
18. I hanker for
a hunk of action!Copy !req
19. Get ready
to wrestle!Copy !req
20. Grr!Copy !req
21. Grr.Copy !req
22. Gee-osh, Dexter.
You're so flinchy!Copy !req
23. Afraid of getting beat up
by a girl?Copy !req
24. No!Copy !req
25. I just don't
want to get none
of your cooties on me.Copy !req
26. Yeah, whatever, flinchy.Copy !req
27. All's I know is
you need to get
a little more rugged.Copy !req
28. Ah, phooey.Copy !req
29. Aah!Copy !req
30. Oh.Copy !req
31. Hmm.Copy !req
32. Maybe Dee DeeisCopy !req
33. but what makes a man rugged?Copy !req
34. Ooh, action Hank,
you're so rugged!Copy !req
35. Oh, honey,
you are so rugged!Copy !req
36. Well, I haven't had a shave
all weekend.Copy !req
37. It must be...Copy !req
38. The beard!Copy !req
39. At last!Copy !req
40. An opportunity
to finally testCopy !req
41. the beard-a-tron!Copy !req
42. That is one
rugged brother.Copy !req
43. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
44. I'm only talkin'
'bout Dexter.Copy !req
45. We can dig it.Copy !req
46. Rookie, do you copy
what I copy? Over.Copy !req
47. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
48. That's our man.
Let's get him!
Over.Copy !req
49. You sure that's him?Copy !req
50. Now, listen up, rookie.Copy !req
51. When you've had
47 years more experience
on the force than me,Copy !req
52. then you can tell me
if that is or is not
our man!Copy !req
53. With a beard that rugged,
how can there be
any doubt in your mindCopy !req
54. whether that is
or is not our man?Copy !req
55. Over. Do you copy?Copy !req
56. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
57. Then "Roger" me
when you copy.
Over.Copy !req
58. Roger. Copy. Over.Copy !req
59. Action Hank,
we've been combing
the area for you.Copy !req
60. We cornered
a rugged band
of flour smugglersCopy !req
61. down at the waterfront,
but we need your help.
Over.Copy !req
62. Well, actually, officer...Copy !req
63. I realize the ruggedity
of my new appendage
is quite overwhelming,Copy !req
64. but I'm afraid
I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
65. I knew we could
count on you, Hank.Copy !req
66. Let's roll. Over.Copy !req
67. Ok, here's
the situation, Hank.Copy !req
68. The smugglers
are in there,Copy !req
69. and we want you
to get in there
and get 'em.Copy !req
70. And don't worry,
'cause we've got
vans and choppers,Copy !req
71. 2 kinds of dogs,
and the s.W.A.T. Team
is in position.Copy !req
72. Why don't you
sendthemCopy !req
73. because they only
have mustaches. Over.Copy !req
74. Good luck, Hank!
You're the man!Copy !req
75. Here you are,
monsieur fois Gras.Copy !req
76. Second smuggler: I can
assure you that it is 100% pure.Copy !req
77. Fois Gras: Excellent.
Gentlemen, we are about
to make a lot of bread.Copy !req
78. Third smuggler: I can't wait
to be rolling in that dough.Copy !req
79. Now what do I do?Copy !req
80. What, are you
kidding me?Copy !req
81. Look at this thing!Copy !req
82. You're all kinds
of rugged.Copy !req
83. You are the man!Copy !req
84. Yeah.Copy !req
85. Grr!Copy !req
86. Grr!Copy !req
87. Go get 'em!Copy !req
88. Huh?Copy !req
89. Uh-oh.Copy !req
90. Action Hank!Copy !req
91. But I thought
we left you in the clutches
of the giant octopus!Copy !req
92. Uh, ok. Snappy retort.Copy !req
93. Um, octopus, fish,
the number 8...Copy !req
94. Action Hank: That sucker
was paper!Copy !req
95. Action Hank!Copy !req
96. I thought I smelled
stubble and trouble,Copy !req
97. so I decided
to drop in.Copy !req
98. Two action Hanks?Copy !req
99. But which one's
the real one?Copy !req
100. Who cares?Copy !req
101. Get them!Copy !req
102. Hank, we're
still out-bearded
two to one!Copy !req
103. Quick, throw me your beard.Copy !req
104. Oh!Copy !req
105. Fois Gras: Oh, you're
not quite through, Hanks.Copy !req
106. But you're both finished!Copy !req
107. En garde!Copy !req
108. Maybe now you will
get my point!Copy !req
109. Ah!Copy !req
110. Aye!Copy !req
111. Oh!Copy !req
112. Nice moves,
little Hank.Copy !req
113. Wow, thanks!
We really did it!Copy !req
114. Well, with beards
this rugged,Copy !req
115. was there any doubt
in your mind?Copy !req
116. Actually, Hank,
I must confess.Copy !req
117. This is only
a synthetic beard.Copy !req
118. I'm not really rugged enough
to grow my own yet.Copy !req
119. Ah, that's all right,
little Hank.Copy !req
120. It doesn't matter
if you have the beard
on the outside,Copy !req
121. as long as
you got the beard
on the inside.Copy !req
122. So long, little Hank.Copy !req
123. So long, action Hank.Copy !req
124. There you are!Copy !req
125. We've been looking
all over for you!Copy !req
126. And Mrs. Claus
has been worried sick!Copy !req
127. Huh?Copy !req
128. Huh?Copy !req
129. I won!Copy !req
130. No, I got here—
no, I got here—Copy !req
131. I was here first.
No, I did.Copy !req
132. Mandark! Dexter!Copy !req
133. We're sorry, Mr. Luzinski.Copy !req
134. Very well.Copy !req
135. Now, class. Can anyone tell me
what tomorrow is?Copy !req
136. Duh, Friday?Copy !req
137. Our game with
southside elementary?Copy !req
138. Crush the gators!Copy !req
139. The 50th anniversary
of the splitting of the atom?Copy !req
140. The birthday of the first
electron microscope?Copy !req
141. Annabelle's birthday.Copy !req
142. Aw, y'all shouldn't have!Copy !req
143. Well, I guess
all those things are true,Copy !req
144. but I just wanted
to announce that tomorrow
is show-and-tell day.Copy !req
145. Ah, show-and-tell!Copy !req
146. Another perfect opportunity
to beat Dexter.Copy !req
147. And by transmoglifying
my lab ducky, I shall succeed
at my most favorite desire.Copy !req
148. Ah, show-and-tell.Copy !req
149. Another perfect opportunity
to beat mandark.Copy !req
150. And by transmoglifying
my lab monkey, I shall succeed
at my most favorite desire.Copy !req
151. Dexter, voice-
Countless exposures
to biatomic energy.Copy !req
152. All testing proves negative.Copy !req
153. No enhanced abilities.Copy !req
154. No physical mutations.Copy !req
155. No nothing!Copy !req
156. It seems that you shall
never become anything
more than a mere monkey!Copy !req
157. Oh, well. I guess
your special trick
will have to do the job.Copy !req
158. Good night, monkey.Copy !req
159. But little
does Dexter knowCopy !req
160. that monkey is
actuallymonkey,Copy !req
161. the superpowered chimp
who protects our galaxyCopy !req
162. from all sorts
of intergalactic evil!Copy !req
163. Mandark, voice-
After countless exposureCopy !req
164. to biatomic energy,Copy !req
165. all testing proves negative.Copy !req
166. No enhanced abilities.Copy !req
167. No physical mutations.Copy !req
168. No nothing!Copy !req
169. It seems you shall
never becomeCopy !req
170. anything more
than a mere ducky!Copy !req
171. Oh, well. I guess your
special trick will have
to do the job.Copy !req
172. Good night, ducky.Copy !req
173. But little does
mandark knowCopy !req
174. that when the moonlight
hits ducky,Copy !req
175. it transforms him
into quackor the fowl!Copy !req
176. And now, back to our story.Copy !req
177. Oh! Ah! Ooh!Copy !req
178. Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
179. I have to beat Dexter,
sworn enemy.Copy !req
180. Have to destroy
Dexter's lab.Copy !req
181. Have to destroy
Dexter's lab!Copy !req
182. Have to destroy Dexter's lab!Copy !req
183. If only ducky could.Copy !req
184. Ah, stupid Dee Dee
coming into my lab,Copy !req
185. using secret entrance
behind the bookcase.Copy !req
186. Monkey!Copy !req
187. It's time for your big day!Copy !req
188. Well, class.Copy !req
189. I'm glad everyone is excited
about show-and-tell today.Copy !req
190. Now, who would like
to go first?Copy !req
191. Ooh! I'm first!Copy !req
192. No, me! No, me!
I'm first!Copy !req
193. No, I am!Copy !req
194. Not so fast!Copy !req
195. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
196. boys and girls,Copy !req
197. from the dawn
of man, comes—Copy !req
198. feast your eyes
on the wondrousCopy !req
199. avis anseris!Copy !req
200. Familia primate!Copy !req
201. What do theydo?Copy !req
202. Oh, yes. That's right.Copy !req
203. Watch and be amazed
at the incredible
feats of agility!Copy !req
204. Come on, come on!Copy !req
205. This is all
your fault!Copy !req
206. No, it's not!
It's your fault!Copy !req
207. Your fault!
This is your fault!Copy !req
208. Mandark! Dexter!Copy !req
209. I don't want to hear
another word out of you two!Copy !req
210. Got that?Copy !req
211. Suddenly...Copy !req
212. I, the evil math magician,Copy !req
213. shall capture all the childrenCopy !req
214. and force them
to do homework forever!Copy !req
215. Just then...Copy !req
216. Major glory!Copy !req
217. You asked for it!Copy !req
218. Uh-uh-uh! No violence
in schools.Copy !req
219. Hmm, you're right.
But there is one way
to stop you.Copy !req
220. No! Not justice fruit pies,Copy !req
221. the delicious treat
you'd have to be crazy
to hate!Copy !req
222. Ooh, I give up!Copy !req
223. Thanks, major glory!Copy !req
224. Don't thank me, thank
justice fruit pies!Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. I said, don't th—Copy !req
227. oh!Copy !req
228. Cookies!Copy !req
229. Aah!Copy !req
230. Ant!Copy !req
231. Aah!Copy !req
232. Icky, icky ants!Copy !req
233. Dee Dee
using father's golf shoes.Copy !req
234. Dee Dee using
father's golf shoes.Copy !req
235. Say your prayers,
ants!Copy !req
236. This is madness.Copy !req
237. Dee Dee, cease
this mindless behavior.Copy !req
238. Have you any inkling
of what you are
about to do?Copy !req
239. Well, I...Copy !req
240. Quiet! I am speaking
rhetorically.Copy !req
241. Of course you don't!Copy !req
242. Allow me to explain
the irony of the situation
to you.Copy !req
243. You are about to destroy
a highly organized,
hard-working society,Copy !req
244. you sub-intellectual
walking broomstick!Copy !req
245. Ants are a marvel
of insect evolution.Copy !req
246. Ants are—Copy !req
247. icky.Copy !req
248. To be respected.Copy !req
249. Icky.Copy !req
250. Respected. Icky.Copy !req
251. Respected.Copy !req
252. Even though
you are undeserving,Copy !req
253. I have no choice
but to further
educate youCopy !req
254. in the superior ways
of the tiny titans.Copy !req
255. I do this not for you.Copy !req
256. I do it for the ants.Copy !req
257. It is here
in my astounding laboratoryCopy !req
258. that you shall gain
a newfound respectCopy !req
259. for the noble denizens
of the dirt,Copy !req
260. for I, Dexter, have used
my superior intellectCopy !req
261. to assemble
the world's largest,Copy !req
262. most amazing ant farm!Copy !req
263. I call itCopy !req
264. antopia!Copy !req
265. Behold the wonders
of the mighty ant kingdom.Copy !req
266. Observe how they are always
on the move,Copy !req
267. forever working,
forever building, never tiring.Copy !req
268. Ants can lift 50 times
their own weight.Copy !req
269. And if one is injured,
the others instantly assist him.Copy !req
270. And keep
the line moving!Copy !req
271. Show's over.Copy !req
272. Now, do you not see
how incredible they are?Copy !req
273. See? See... Food!Copy !req
274. Hmm, very well.Copy !req
275. You leave me
no alternative.Copy !req
276. You must learn respectCopy !req
277. for creatures that are
far superior to you.Copy !req
278. Seafood!Copy !req
279. We will enter
the ant worldCopy !req
280. and live amongst them!Copy !req
281. But in order to do so,
we must DonCopy !req
282. the ant pants.Copy !req
283. Thorax!Copy !req
284. Abdomen!Copy !req
285. Communicators!Copy !req
286. Activate shrink ray!Copy !req
287. We made it,
Dee Dee!Copy !req
288. Now we can see firsthand
the mysteries
of the ants' genius.Copy !req
289. And with
these communicators,Copy !req
290. we can understand
their language.Copy !req
291. You there!Copy !req
292. Why aren't you working?Copy !req
293. I'm a, well,
great admirer,Copy !req
294. educating, uh,
sister, you see?Copy !req
295. Back in line,
mindless drones!Copy !req
296. Yes, sir.
Right away,
Mr. Ant.Copy !req
297. Way to go, bugster.
Now we're both
in trouble!Copy !req
298. We are not,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
299. All we need to do
is conform
to their ways,Copy !req
300. and I am certain
they will accept us.Copy !req
301. Psst, Dexter.Copy !req
302. I'm outta here.Copy !req
303. Ha ha! I got
a special assignment
for you!Copy !req
304. Oh, boy.Copy !req
305. Ouch!Copy !req
306. The queen will see you,
lazy one.Copy !req
307. I hope Dee Dee
is as miserable as I am.Copy !req
308. Ok! A-one, a-two.Copy !req
309. Yay!Copy !req
310. Yuk yuk yuk!Copy !req
311. Well, slave,Copy !req
312. it appears you
haven't been showing
much enthusiasmCopy !req
313. for your job.Copy !req
314. We cannot tolerate
laziness!Copy !req
315. Perhaps you'd be
a bit more motivatedCopy !req
316. when saving your life
becomes your job!Copy !req
317. I hereby sentence you
to fight to the death!Copy !req
318. Release big red!Copy !req
319. I am a thinker,
not a fighter.Copy !req
320. Must reverse the shrink rayCopy !req
321. and return Dee Dee and myself
to normal size!Copy !req
322. May I just say that
you are a fine specimen
of the genus formicidae?Copy !req
323. Dee Dee: May I have
your attention, please?Copy !req
324. I have a special message
for Mr. Big red.Copy !req
325. A-one, a-two.Copy !req
326. Let's get big,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
327. Gee, Dexter.
You were right.Copy !req
328. The antsareCopy !req
329. take this! And this!
And then this!Copy !req
330. How about that one!
And then this one, too!Copy !req
331. Captioning made possible by
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and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
332. enter at
your own peril,Copy !req
333. past
the vaulted doorCopy !req
334. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
335. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
336. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
337. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req