1. Into the vault!
So speaks Dr. Diablos!Copy !req
2. Halt, evil doers!Copy !req
3. No! It cannot be!Copy !req
4. Wow! Wow!Copy !req
5. That was the best
major gloryCopy !req
6. wow! You said it!Copy !req
7. Take that,
Dr. Diablos!Copy !req
8. Wait a second, kids.Copy !req
9. I will be hiring
a sidekickCopy !req
10. to help me battle
the forces of evil.Copy !req
11. So, if you
have spunk, tenacity,Copy !req
12. and the good old
American spirit,Copy !req
13. then you, too, can be
my sidekick!Copy !req
14. I'll be at the independence mall
this weekendCopy !req
15. to personally handpick
the youngsterCopy !req
16. who will battle by my side
for justice.Copy !req
17. Salutations, america!Copy !req
18. Not since the completion
of my labCopy !req
19. has there ever been a more
important moment in time.Copy !req
20. I, Dexter, pledge before
the disciples of science—Copy !req
21. Einstein,Copy !req
22. Tesla,Copy !req
23. Newton—Copy !req
24. that I shall become
none other than...Copy !req
25. Major glory's
sidekick!Copy !req
26. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
27. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
28. And what is so
humorous about that?Copy !req
29. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
30. Dee Dee, stop
this laughing
this instant!Copy !req
31. Ok, ok, Dexter.Copy !req
32. Don't get your
underwear into
a wrinkle.Copy !req
33. Look, you're
my brother and all,Copy !req
34. so I'll be honest
with you.Copy !req
35. You gotta be
kidding me!Copy !req
36. You don't got
what it takes.Copy !req
37. Just look
at you.Copy !req
38. You're 2-foot
nothing.Copy !req
39. You can
barely see.Copy !req
40. And besides
everything,
you're a dork.Copy !req
41. Yahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
42. And I supposeyou've
got what it takesCopy !req
43. to be
a superhero's sidekick?Copy !req
44. Of course.Copy !req
45. I've got style, pizazz,Copy !req
46. and I can kick some—Copy !req
47. well, you know.Copy !req
48. Yes?Copy !req
49. Forget it.Copy !req
50. There is nothing more
to be said.Copy !req
51. I will be
major glory's sidekick,
and you will not.Copy !req
52. That's what you
Dexter!Copy !req
53. No, Dee Dee!Copy !req
54. That is what I know.Copy !req
55. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
56. Kids! Bedtime!Copy !req
57. Hi there!Copy !req
58. We're here in front
of independence mallCopy !req
59. where over a million kidsCopy !req
60. have turned up to audition for
the position of sidekickCopy !req
61. to the world's greatest
patriotic crime fighter...Copy !req
62. Major glory!Copy !req
63. Greetings and salutations,
america!Copy !req
64. Next!Copy !req
65. And what isyour
and power, citizen?Copy !req
66. I am fat boy,Copy !req
67. and with my trusty
fork and knife,Copy !req
68. I can take a bite
out of crime.Copy !req
69. I'm sorry, son,Copy !req
70. but america's heroes
are on a diet.Copy !req
71. Beware, evil doers!Copy !req
72. From deep within the caves
of cyberspace technologyCopy !req
73. lurks the legendary
intergalactic defender
of justice...Copy !req
74. Dek-star!Copy !req
75. Oooh...Copy !req
76. Aaah...Copy !req
77. Hmmm...
Not bad, dek-star.Copy !req
78. You seem to be
a little better
than the others.Copy !req
79. A little? Why,
I am the best there is.Copy !req
80. Dee Dee: Stop!Copy !req
81. Oh, say, what I see
by the dark's light at night...Copy !req
82. A crime of pure evil
is at hand in my sight.Copy !req
83. With a punch and a kick,
I patriotically fight,Copy !req
84. as the star spangled banner
does wave in the night!Copy !req
85. For in my heart, I will
always be true...Copy !req
86. Always and forever
for the red, white, and blue!Copy !req
87. Beautiful.Copy !req
88. Let me guess.Copy !req
89. You're
the pink pussy Willow
or some such thing.Copy !req
90. Wrong!Copy !req
91. I'm deeva dynamite!Copy !req
92. Pow!Copy !req
93. Deeva dynamite!Copy !req
94. In all my years
as a defender of truth,Copy !req
95. I have never met a person
with so much spirit.Copy !req
96. Will you do me the honor
of becoming my sidekick?Copy !req
97. Of course!Copy !req
98. Excellent!Copy !req
99. Uh, excuse me,
major glory,Copy !req
100. but what
about dek-star,
boy of wonder?Copy !req
101. I'm sorry,
dek-star,Copy !req
102. but that gal's
dynamite!Copy !req
103. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
104. Ohhh...Copy !req
105. Dr. Diablos?Copy !req
106. Aaahhhhh!Copy !req
107. Dr.
It's time to take
your medicine, major glory!Copy !req
108. Not if we
can help it!Copy !req
109. Huh?Copy !req
110. Ha! Nobody clunks
my sister but me!Copy !req
111. Dee Dee, you
dropped a quarter!Copy !req
112. I did?Copy !req
113. Wow!Copy !req
114. Nice job, deeva!Copy !req
115. Thanks.
It was nothing.Copy !req
116. Major glory,
can I talk to you
for a second?Copy !req
117. Sure!Copy !req
118. Take five,
boys.Copy !req
119. Well, I can'tCopy !req
120. help you fight crimeCopy !req
121. and protectCopy !req
122. the innocent anymore.Copy !req
123. You can't? Why not?Copy !req
124. I already have
an innocentCopy !req
125. who needs
my 24-hour protection.Copy !req
126. It's ok, sweetheart.
I understand.Copy !req
127. Salutations,
deeva dynamite!Copy !req
128. Come, fat boy.Copy !req
129. Dee Dee:
Salutations,
major glory!Copy !req
130. The justice friends...Copy !req
131. Three of earth's
mightiest heroes...Copy !req
132. Joining forces
under one roofCopy !req
133. to face the challenge
of everyday life.Copy !req
134. Starring...Copy !req
135. Major glory,Copy !req
136. valhallen,Copy !req
137. and the infrangible krunkCopy !req
138. in...Copy !req
139. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
140. Yes! I've got the stamp!Copy !req
141. And I'm gonna use it...Copy !req
142. To mail this bomb
to the president!Copy !req
143. Major glory:
Curb your tongue,
disgruntled postman!Copy !req
144. Major glory?Copy !req
145. That'smisterCopy !req
146. well, I've got
a special delivery...Copy !req
147. Foryou!Copy !req
148. Ahhhh! Bills!Copy !req
149. Unnhh! Oh! Ow!Copy !req
150. So, major glory...Copy !req
151. Any comments
about your capture
of disgruntled postman?Copy !req
152. Well, sue,Copy !req
153. it looks like
disgruntled postmanCopy !req
154. will need to fill out
a change of address formCopy !req
155. made out to...
The city jail!Copy !req
156. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
157. Hoo hoo hoo...
The city...
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
158. Hoo hoo ha ha!Copy !req
159. Boy, am I funny!Copy !req
160. Say, when's
this gonna be on?Copy !req
161. Uh, about 5:30.Copy !req
162. 5:30!
Why, that's
in a half an hour.Copy !req
163. I gotta hear
that joke again.Copy !req
164. E pluribus unum!Copy !req
165. yes, yes!
Keep screaming.Copy !req
166. The haunting song
of the sirenCopy !req
167. has finally been
captured on tape—
byme...Copy !req
168. Minotaur!Copy !req
169. And with proper distribution
and cross promotion,Copy !req
170. I shall rule the world!Copy !req
171. Not!Copy !req
172. Valhallen!
Viking god of rock!Copy !req
173. Unhand those bodacious babes,
cow dude.Copy !req
174. Ho ho ooohh!Copy !req
175. Oh, sure, sure, sure...Copy !req
176. But first, can I have
your autograph?
Oh, please!Copy !req
177. Uh... ok!Copy !req
178. Yo, bossy. You don't
know what time it is,
do you?Copy !req
179. Sure.
It's about 5:30.Copy !req
180. 5:30! Man, I gotta go.Copy !req
181. The monster truck pull
is on.Copy !req
182. Now, you let
those girls go. Ok?Copy !req
183. Ok.Copy !req
184. So long, cow pie!Copy !req
185. Meow.Copy !req
186. Meow.Copy !req
187. Yeeeowww!Copy !req
188. Krunk throw
something else!Copy !req
189. Oooh, no, no,
krunk! It's ok.Copy !req
190. Miss kitty can just
live in the tree.Copy !req
191. Oh, no.Copy !req
192. Krunk want kitty
come down.Copy !req
193. Come down!
Come down!Copy !req
194. Come down, kitty!Copy !req
195. Krunk want kitty!Copy !req
196. Meow!Copy !req
197. Cat on head!Copy !req
198. Look, susie.
Krunk save kitty.Copy !req
199. Susie! It's 5:30, honey.
The TV puppet pals are on.Copy !req
200. TV puppet pals!
Gotta go. Bye!Copy !req
201. TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals,Copy !req
202. lots of fun for
guys and gals!Copy !req
203. Say, major...
What are we
waiting for?Copy !req
204. We're waiting
for you to unlock
the door!Copy !req
205. I forgot my key.Copy !req
206. Hey, hey,
it's ok, buddy.Copy !req
207. TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals!Copy !req
208. Lots of fun
for guys and gals!Copy !req
209. Hurry, hurry...
Oh, geez, he's—Copy !req
210. he's coming!
He's almost here!Copy !req
211. I can't watch!Copy !req
212. Yeah!
I got it!Copy !req
213. Good!Copy !req
214. TV puppet pals!
Lots of fun for guys and gals!Copy !req
215. Krunk home!Copy !req
216. Hi, krunk. Hi, krunk.Copy !req
217. TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals,Copy !req
218. lots of fun
for guys and gals!Copy !req
219. TV puppet pals?Copy !req
220. Hey, krunk!Copy !req
221. Hey,
puppet pal clem...Copy !req
222. Where do people
keep their money?Copy !req
223. I don't know,
puppet pal Mitch.Copy !req
224. Where?Copy !req
225. At the first
national bonk!Copy !req
226. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
227. Hey, krunk!Copy !req
228. You want to
see something
really funny?Copy !req
229. Check this out,
big guy.Copy !req
230. TV: So, major glory, any
comments about your capture—Copy !req
231. major glory: You're
blocking the TV!Copy !req
232. I want to watch
the monster
truck pull!Copy !req
233. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
234. Well, here's your
monster truck... Pull!Copy !req
235. Oooh! My
golden tresses!Copy !req
236. So that's the way you want it,
eh, glory boy?Copy !req
237. Bring it on, hippie!Copy !req
238. [Pow!] Unnh! Oww!Copy !req
239. Look out, clem!
There's a bug
on your head.Copy !req
240. I'll get it.Copy !req
241. Bonk!Copy !req
242. Waha ha ha!Copy !req
243. Waha ha ha!Copy !req
244. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
245. Yaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
246. Knock, knock.Copy !req
247. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
248. Who is there?Copy !req
249. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
250. Bonk on the head!Copy !req
251. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
252. Krunk want
puppet pals!Copy !req
253. Wow. I'm sorry,
krunk.Copy !req
254. I guess we got
a little out
of hand.Copy !req
255. Sorry, valhallen.
No hard feelings.Copy !req
256. It's, uh, kind of
funny though, huh?Copy !req
257. Fighting over the TV,Copy !req
258. then actually
breaking the TV.Copy !req
259. Ha ha!
Huh, krunk?
Ha ha! Right?Copy !req
260. Krunk want puppet pals!Copy !req
261. Why, sure!
Ha ha!Copy !req
262. Any way
we could help?
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
263. Uh oh. Uh oh.Copy !req
264. TV puppet pals!
TV puppet pals!Copy !req
265. Hey, puppet pal
valhallen...Copy !req
266. Can you guess
what time it is?Copy !req
267. I do not know,
puppet pal
major glory.Copy !req
268. What time is it?Copy !req
269. Why, it's
bonk time.Copy !req
270. Waha ha ha ha!Copy !req
271. Dexter! Want to see
my new dance?Copy !req
272. No.Copy !req
273. It's called
the fanciful unicorn.Copy !req
274. Girl, I have seen
better steps
on a ladder.Copy !req
275. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
276. Likeyou
any dances,
Dexter.Copy !req
277. Yes.Copy !req
278. It is called the robot.Copy !req
279. Word!Copy !req
280. Ok, say it.Copy !req
281. Say what?Copy !req
282. You know
very well "what."Copy !req
283. Now get
on with it!Copy !req
284. Oh, I can't
possibly
begin to knowCopy !req
285. what you're
talking about,
Dexter.Copy !req
286. But would it have
something to do
with the fact that—Copy !req
287. here we go.Copy !req
288. I won! I won!
I won! I won!Copy !req
289. I won! I won!
I won! I won!Copy !req
290. Again.Copy !req
291. I am the primal fighter
champion!Copy !req
292. Man, Dexter,Copy !req
293. for a boy genius,
you sure do stink.Copy !req
294. I'll show you
primal fighting!Copy !req
295. Yeeeahhh! Yeeeahhh!Copy !req
296. Knock, knock!Copy !req
297. Hey, kids.Copy !req
298. Hello, father.Copy !req
299. Hiya, hiya!Copy !req
300. Now, open your hands
and close your eyesCopy !req
301. and you will get
a big surprise!Copy !req
302. Master computer?Copy !req
303. Wow, dad. Thanks.Copy !req
304. A video game.Copy !req
305. AnoCopy !req
306. ha ha! Well,
I know how muchCopy !req
307. you like gadgets
and stuff, Dexter,Copy !req
308. but what
you got thereCopy !req
309. ismo
a video game.Copy !req
310. It's a bargain!Copy !req
311. Got it for a nickel
from a gypsy.Copy !req
312. Well, kids,Copy !req
313. I'd best be
moseying along.Copy !req
314. I got this swell 8-track
for your mother.Copy !req
315. So long!Copy !req
316. Thank you, father.Copy !req
317. Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
318. Ouch!Copy !req
319. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
320. Oooh. Hey, Dexter!Copy !req
321. You dropped
your new video game.Copy !req
322. Want to play?Copy !req
323. No.Copy !req
324. 'Cause master computer
is a lame, old, outdated gameCopy !req
325. with vertex graphics,Copy !req
326. 8 bits of memory,
one level of play.Copy !req
327. It has no scaling capabilities,
no digital stereo sound,Copy !req
328. no multi-player,
no secret codes...Copy !req
329. Man! The guys
don't even bleed!Copy !req
330. Plus, I mastered it
when I was 3, ok?Copy !req
331. No.Copy !req
332. You just don't
want to playCopy !req
333. 'cause you know
I'll beat you.Copy !req
334. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
335. Yeah!Copy !req
336. You're on!Copy !req
337. Go, baby, go!Copy !req
338. Don't even
say it.Copy !req
339. Will you
pleaseCopy !req
340. get out
of my laboratory!Copy !req
341. I don't want
to play with you
no more!Copy !req
342. Dexter,
you're just a...Copy !req
343. Sore loser!Copy !req
344. Good-bye!Copy !req
345. Don't let the door hit you
on the way out.Copy !req
346. Dee Dee: Ouch.Copy !req
347. Now, where was I?Copy !req
348. Ah, yes!Copy !req
349. It won't budge.Copy !req
350. Errr! Uhhh! Arrrgh!Copy !req
351. Come on! What is wrong
with you?Copy !req
352. Ooooh! Arrgh! Unnh!Copy !req
353. Master computer:
Dexter, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.Copy !req
354. Huh?Copy !req
355. Thank you
for releasing meCopy !req
356. from my
cartridge prison.Copy !req
357. Now I, master computer,
have plenty of cyberspaceCopy !req
358. in which to expand
my evil powers!Copy !req
359. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
360. Lab computer: Dexter, all
circuits are being taken overCopy !req
361. by a foreign virus.Copy !req
362. Please initiate complete
system shutdownCopy !req
363. to save core
permanent memory.Copy !req
364. Master computer: You thought
I was a mere toy!Copy !req
365. Well, now it's time
I toy withyou!Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. Now you're in
myCopy !req
368. shall we play a game?Copy !req
369. Waaaaahhh!Copy !req
370. Oooh! This game grid
is too vast.Copy !req
371. I need something
in which to go fast.Copy !req
372. Hmmm... now that
I have been digitizedCopy !req
373. I should have access to all
modes of play, correct?Copy !req
374. Let's see...
Beam cycle program.Copy !req
375. Go!Copy !req
376. I have you now, master computer.Copy !req
377. Whoa!Copy !req
378. Holy megabytes!Copy !req
379. Time for some
quick maneuvering!Copy !req
380. Noooo!Copy !req
381. Aaaahh! No!Copy !req
382. I'm trapped
in the grid spider's
web site!Copy !req
383. Man, this stinks.Copy !req
384. Ok, I admit it.Copy !req
385. I can't play video games
to save my life.Copy !req
386. Literally.Copy !req
387. I am sorry,
computer.Copy !req
388. I have failed you.Copy !req
389. Lab computer: Dexter, thereis
someone who can help us.Copy !req
390. No, not that!Copy !req
391. Anything but that!Copy !req
392. Lab computer: I have saved
just enough powerCopy !req
393. to send out
a message droid.Copy !req
394. Shall I
patch you through?Copy !req
395. Ohhhh!Copy !req
396. Hello.Copy !req
397. Dee Dee:
Oh, hello, Roy-bot.Copy !req
398. Come on in.Copy !req
399. Would you like
some batteries?Copy !req
400. A message?Copy !req
401. Forme?Copy !req
402. Well, let's see...Copy !req
403. Yeah, looks like
you got somethingCopy !req
404. jammed in here
real good.Copy !req
405. Were you in a—Copy !req
406. help me, Dee Dee!Copy !req
407. You're my only hope!Copy !req
408. Dexter?Copy !req
409. Stop it, Dee Dee!Copy !req
410. Now listen.Copy !req
411. I need you
to go into my lab.Copy !req
412. But I'm not allowed
in your lab.Copy !req
413. Now you are.Copy !req
414. Forever?Copy !req
415. Not forever.Copy !req
416. Well, I don't—Copy !req
417. ok, ok, forever.Copy !req
418. Now listen, Dee Dee.Copy !req
419. I need you
to go into my labCopy !req
420. and play a game
of master computer.Copy !req
421. And win!Copy !req
422. And if you do, I promise
I won't get madCopy !req
423. when you beat me
at video games. Ok?Copy !req
424. Promise
get mad?Copy !req
425. I promise!Copy !req
426. Ok!Copy !req
427. I must be mad.Copy !req
428. Now for you,
master computer!Copy !req
429. Dee Dee did it!
Dee Dee did it!Copy !req
430. I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won! I won!Copy !req
431. Dee Dee, quick!Copy !req
432. Remove
the cartridge!Copy !req
433. Good! Now get me
out of here!Copy !req
434. Dee Dee!Copy !req
435. Dee Dee,
what are you doing?Copy !req
436. You said if I won,
you wouldn't get madCopy !req
437. if I beat you
at video games, right?Copy !req
438. Uh... right.Copy !req
439. Dee Dee: Well,
prepare to be beaten!Copy !req
440. Primal fighter!Copy !req
441. Oh, no!Copy !req
442. No, Dee Dee, no!Copy !req
443. Ok, ok! You win!Copy !req
444. Ow ow ow!Copy !req
445. You win!Copy !req
446. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment groupCopy !req
447. and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
448. enter at
your own peril,Copy !req
449. past
the vaulted doorCopy !req
450. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
451. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
452. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
453. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req