1. The horror...Copy !req
2. Of the landmarks in the home
of my parents.Copy !req
3. My memory will forever restCopy !req
4. in the room that belongs
to my sister Dee Dee.Copy !req
5. I looked with large eyes
to my future.Copy !req
6. My invention was no longer
a lazy bird with folded wings.Copy !req
7. Sliced bread was possible.Copy !req
8. I baked the bread...Copy !req
9. And now the moment of truth
is here.Copy !req
10. My bread slicer!Copy !req
11. But wait, wait!Copy !req
12. It was just here!Copy !req
13. How could it be?Copy !req
14. I just had it.Copy !req
15. I could hardly perceive
its capture.Copy !req
16. Thoughts of sandwich meat
flitted by me.Copy !req
17. No, no! Don't!
Come back!Copy !req
18. Toast ran free.Copy !req
19. No! Please!
Don't be like this!Copy !req
20. Its whereabouts
was a mystery.Copy !req
21. I was haunted
by hours of suspense,Copy !req
22. only to realize the obvious—Copy !req
23. Dee Dee.Copy !req
24. Instead of proceeding at once
to her room,Copy !req
25. I made an excursion
back to the lab.Copy !req
26. Recalling my slicer
from her chambersCopy !req
27. would be no simple task,Copy !req
28. for her room to me
was more frighteningCopy !req
29. than the deepest bush
of Africa.Copy !req
30. You see, for years
I have had immense fearCopy !req
31. of the female germ...Copy !req
32. The cootie.Copy !req
33. I knew it would be flogging
the current of sweetness,Copy !req
34. so I took precautions.Copy !req
35. It was a benevolent societyCopy !req
36. with no structure
or foundation.Copy !req
37. I did not share
their flattering humor.Copy !req
38. I thought
they might be daughtersCopy !req
39. of generations
of Molly mobby dolls,Copy !req
40. and by their movements,Copy !req
41. I saw they were preparing
to strike a blow.Copy !req
42. One of the creatures
began to approach me.Copy !req
43. Its fierce muscular structure
reminded meCopy !req
44. of the anatomy charts I drew up
with Dr. Gray.Copy !req
45. Though I did not know what crime
I had committed,Copy !req
46. I knew it wanted to beat me.Copy !req
47. For 3 days, I took cover under
a wicker wastebasket.Copy !req
48. It was quiet.Copy !req
49. I listened to the wind outside.Copy !req
50. Strangely, I felt proud
of the marksCopy !req
51. I had left in the shag rug.Copy !req
52. I believed they were the first
footprints made by a boyCopy !req
53. in Dee Dee's room.Copy !req
54. The hope chest!Copy !req
55. It most certainly contained
my treasured slicer.Copy !req
56. If I could breeze through
the narrows without mishap,Copy !req
57. I might be able to get closer
to the hope chest.Copy !req
58. I flew fastCopy !req
59. but only to be reminded of that
which I feared from the start—Copy !req
60. the cooties.Copy !req
61. I took much satisfaction
in shooting themCopy !req
62. as I would a tiger.Copy !req
63. After all,
the cooties are the tigersCopy !req
64. of a little girl's room.Copy !req
65. Aah!Copy !req
66. Escape was impossible.Copy !req
67. They drew upon me
in a semicircleCopy !req
68. but kept outside
of an 8-foot radius,Copy !req
69. which in self-defense would have
been the death lock.Copy !req
70. By great good fortune,
however,Copy !req
71. a band of bubble gum tape
was at my feet,Copy !req
72. and by the merest accident—
a flaw in the wind to favor me—Copy !req
73. the trap, to stick these
little buggers together...Copy !req
74. Worked.Copy !req
75. On approaching the hope chest,Copy !req
76. my mouth became dry.Copy !req
77. I opened the lock.Copy !req
78. My muscles tightened.Copy !req
79. My recovery was realized.Copy !req
80. I need no longer endure
the many tortures of this room.Copy !req
81. Why am I breathing so hard?Copy !req
82. I knew the sound at once.Copy !req
83. I ran for hundreds of miles
to get back to the door.Copy !req
84. Salvation!Copy !req
85. Whew!Copy !req
86. My suffering
has come to an end.Copy !req
87. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
88. The horror...Copy !req
89. The horror...Copy !req
90. The horror...Copy !req
91. After countless
experiments,Copy !req
92. all testing proves negative.Copy !req
93. No enhanced abilities,
no physical mutations,Copy !req
94. no nothing!Copy !req
95. It seems you shall never
becomeCopy !req
96. anything more than a mere
monkey.Copy !req
97. Monkey, this is
agent honey q.Copy !req
98. Help us.Copy !req
99. Reading shows primate
50 meters dead ahead.Copy !req
100. Break!Copy !req
101. Hi!Copy !req
102. Hi. We're looking
for a monkey.Copy !req
103. I'm a monkey.Copy !req
104. Ok. Uh, we're looking
for a little girl.Copy !req
105. Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep!Copy !req
106. That's him.
Get him!Copy !req
107. Ok. Beam him up.Copy !req
108. Ahh.
My quarry has arrived.Copy !req
109. No fear, monkey.Copy !req
110. I, huntor, the greatest hunter
in the universe,Copy !req
111. am still very much alive.Copy !req
112. Your reputation precedes you,
monkey,Copy !req
113. as one of this world's
mightiest heroes.Copy !req
114. And as for me,Copy !req
115. well, look around you.Copy !req
116. I surround myself
with the spoils of the hunt.Copy !req
117. I've triumphed over the most
fearsome creaturesCopy !req
118. spawned across the universe.Copy !req
119. Though my favorite prey has
always been the mighty hero.Copy !req
120. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
121. What do you say, monkey?Copy !req
122. Shall we cut to the chase?Copy !req
123. You refuse to be hunted?Copy !req
124. Well, that's not
very sportsmanlike,Copy !req
125. but you haven't seen
what's behind door number 2.Copy !req
126. You'll be my quarry,Copy !req
127. or your mates
will pay the price.Copy !req
128. Give me your best shot.Copy !req
129. Ha! This heat-seeking
moisture missileCopy !req
130. will extinguish
your heat vision.Copy !req
131. My amplifizer can absorb
your Sonic sound attack,Copy !req
132. amplify it,
and redirect it.Copy !req
133. My force field
is specifically designedCopy !req
134. to use the exact
opposite frequencyCopy !req
135. to your energy field.Copy !req
136. Oh, and speaking
of energy fields,Copy !req
137. this negative ion blaster
should be perfectCopy !req
138. for depolarizing
your energy field,Copy !req
139. eating away at the very source
of your powers,Copy !req
140. which leaves you
very susceptibleCopy !req
141. to good old-fashioned lead.Copy !req
142. That's it! Run!
Run like a monkey!Copy !req
143. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
144. The hunt is on.Copy !req
145. Go, snorkdro, go!Copy !req
146. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
147. Keep on running,
monkey!Copy !req
148. I can track your power's
energy outputCopy !req
149. with my monkey emissions sensor.Copy !req
150. He's disappeared
from me scanner!Copy !req
151. What? What?Copy !req
152. Draw!Copy !req
153. Ta-da!Copy !req
154. Whoa!Copy !req
155. I'll have your head,
monkey!Copy !req
156. You can't escape me!Copy !req
157. I'm the greatest hunter
in the universe!Copy !req
158. Aah!Copy !req
159. Whoa!Copy !req
160. Whew!Copy !req
161. Aah!Copy !req
162. Wait!Copy !req
163. I'll just set
this self-destruct mechanismCopy !req
164. that will take out
this whole asteroid,Copy !req
165. which leaves you with 30 seconds
to save your mates...Copy !req
166. And leaves me time
to get to my escape ship.Copy !req
167. Oh, no!Copy !req
168. And so I end
this fantastic voyageCopy !req
169. in the organism's Grand Canyon.Copy !req
170. It is hard for any mere mortal
to comprehendCopy !req
171. the infinite amount
of empty space—Copy !req
172. What?
I am under attack!Copy !req
173. At last!Copy !req
174. My chocolate-chip cookies
are done!Copy !req
175. Stop!Copy !req
176. These cookies
are not for you.Copy !req
177. These cookies are for
my laboratory rats.Copy !req
178. These cookies contain
the wonderful formula x29Copy !req
179. and are not meant
for human species,Copy !req
180. especially a lower
species of sisterCopy !req
181. such as yourself.Copy !req
182. Thusly, I reiterate,Copy !req
183. the chocolate-chip
cookies are only for my rats.Copy !req
184. Do you
understand that?Copy !req
185. No.Copy !req
186. Are you a rat?Copy !req
187. No.Copy !req
188. Then you cannot
have my cookies,Copy !req
189. so get out
of my laboratory!Copy !req
190. Mmm... ok.Copy !req
191. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
192. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. I ate your cookies!
I ate your cookies!Copy !req
195. Ooh! What's over there?Copy !req
196. At last!Copy !req
197. With my sister gone,Copy !req
198. my intellectual pursuits
shall be uninhibited!Copy !req
199. Ooh! Look at the cute
little Dolly.Copy !req
200. Aah!Copy !req
201. Aah!
Everybody run!Copy !req
202. There's
a giant monster on the loose!Copy !req
203. Ooh! More cute
little dollies.Copy !req
204. Hmm. What are all the dollies
going to do?Copy !req
205. I know! We'll play
cops and robbers!Copy !req
206. Look out, bad guy.
Here comes the cops.Copy !req
207. Aah!Copy !req
208. Uh-oh, bad guy.
I think they got you.Copy !req
209. TV :
If the kinetic energy
does not equal—Copy !req
210. yes, it appears downtown
is being ravagedCopy !req
211. by what eyewitnesses
describe as...Copy !req
212. A giant monster.Copy !req
213. And now, live
from Washington,Copy !req
214. the president.Copy !req
215. People of the United States
of the American...Copy !req
216. People of the uni...Copy !req
217. Aw, heck.
Somebody just help us.Copy !req
218. Dexter, the science community
would like to present youCopy !req
219. with the brain
of the year awardCopy !req
220. for ridding the world
of the giant monster.Copy !req
221. Dexter, congratulationsCopy !req
222. on ridding the world of a giant
monster.Copy !req
223. Dexter! Dexter!Copy !req
224. Thank you for ridding the world
of the giant monster!Copy !req
225. I'll do it!Copy !req
226. Mom alert! Mom alert!
Mom alert! Mom alert!Copy !req
227. Dexter?Copy !req
228. Dexter, what are you doing here
in the dark?Copy !req
229. Hello, mother.Copy !req
230. Oh! You silly
little boy!Copy !req
231. Have fun playing.Copy !req
232. Good-bye.Copy !req
233. Hello, mother.Copy !req
234. Mmm. Cookies.Copy !req
235. Whew!Copy !req
236. Time to engage.Copy !req
237. Ah—ah—ah-choo!Copy !req
238. Excuse me.Copy !req
239. Dee Dee, it is time for you to
come home with me.Copy !req
240. Dexter?Copy !req
241. Dexter, are you
in there?Copy !req
242. Dee Dee, cut it out!Copy !req
243. You've got to come
home with me right—Copy !req
244. Hey, Dexter?Copy !req
245. Catch me!Copy !req
246. No! No!Copy !req
247. That's it.Copy !req
248. Play time is over,
Dee Dee!Copy !req
249. Dexter?Copy !req
250. Hey, Dexter, I got a new game
we can play.Copy !req
251. Tag. You're it.Copy !req
252. Bail out. Bail out.
Bail out. Bail out.Copy !req
253. And now
it's time for...Copy !req
254. Dress up!Copy !req
255. Dee Dee, don't!
Please! No!Copy !req
256. You know I hate
dress up!Copy !req
257. Dee Dee,
please don't!Copy !req
258. No, Dee Dee, no!Copy !req
259. Dee Dee,
how about a cookie?Copy !req
260. Cookie?
I'd love one.Copy !req
261. Whew!Copy !req
262. You kids clean up this mess
right now!Copy !req
263. Enter at
your own peril,Copy !req
264. past
the vaulted doorCopy !req
265. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
266. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
267. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
268. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req