Dexter's Laboratory 1x5

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky • Paul Rudish

Randy Poffo as Rasslor (voice)

Intergalactic wrestling champion Rasslor challenges Earth's superheroes, including Monkey, with the planet's fate at stake.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

2. Prehistoric plasmatic granite—

3. the only substance containing prehistoric life within its lithic bowels.

4. Now to check the granite readouts.

5. Aah! The strand is missing 2 particles of d.N.A.--

6. the brain and the heart.

7. No! No! No! It is ruined!

8. Now it will never work!

9. Wah!

10. Do you mind?

11. Wah!

12. That's it!

13. Cerebral transference cable.

14. Aortic canal succulator.

15. Lava lamp, go!

16. Yes. Yes. Yes!

17. It's working. Ha ha ha!

18. I have done it!

19. Yes! It's alive—aah!

20. Aah!

21. I have failed.

22. Egads! I cannot understand what could have happened.

23. All my connections were correct.

24. My log. I'll check my—

25. log!

26. Stop!

27. You ill-behaved, unruly cretin!

28. Stop! Down. Get away.

29. No!

30. Stop! Stop!

31. You do not do that in here.

32. Go outside. Out!

33. What am I saying?

34. No. Stay! Stay!

35. Nice doggy-woggy.

36. Ooh. Potty time.

37. A real doggy to play with!

38. Now, you will stay there

39. until I figure out a way to deal with you.

40. Ooh! Big doggy.

41. Did my mean old brother put you in that cage?

42. Don't you worry, puppy. I'll let you out.

43. What mean doodyhead would put you in a cage

44. when what you need is a little exercise?

45. This should solve the Dexter dino equation.

46. Sometimes I amaze even myself.

47. There are times when I think my brain is just about—

48. gone!

49. Ok. I'll get him.

50. Where could he be hiding?

51. No. Where? Where is my dinosaur?

52. Aha! Dee Dee.

53. Here, boy. Here, boy. Fetch the stick.

54. Ooh! Good boy.

55. Aha! There they are, in the park.

56. Engage interception sequence.

57. Dee Dee!

58. What exactly do you think that you are doing?

59. You cannot let a full-grown dinosaur run free in the park.

60. It never fails to surprise me

61. how completely without intelligence you are.

62. It fills me with guilt to know

63. I have been blessed with a superior intellect

64. and you have not.

65. I weep for you, Dee Dee, but I will help you.

66. You are my sister, after all,

67. and I now pledge my life to assist you in your search for a mind.

68. It will be a difficult task,

69. but I will not rest until I fill that gaping hole in your head.

70. Good boy.

71. That's it.

72. Engage dino-copter.

73. Let us rock!

74. Aha!

75. Can you do any tricks?

76. Fire dino-net.

77. Lay down.

78. Fire dino freeze ray.

79. Roll over.

80. Deploy dino leash.

81. Here, boy. Go get it.

82. Time... to resort to...

83. The big guns.

84. Meow meow.

85. Meow meow.

86. Meow meow.

87. Meow meow.

88. Meow, you dog-brained dinosaur.

89. Meow!

90. Down, boy. Down, boy.

91. Meow.

92. Meow!

93. Down, boy. Down, boy.

94. Aah!

95. Down, boy! Down, boy!

96. Activate front gate.

97. Nice doggy. Good doggy.

98. Aah!

99. Dexter!

100. What do you think you're doing with my doggy?

101. It is my dinosaur!

102. Doggy.

103. Dinosaur.

104. Doggy.

105. Dinosaur.

106. Kids, dinnertime.

107. Oh, what a cute doggy.

108. Can we keep him, mom?

109. Can we? Can we? Can we?

110. Well, ok, but you have to take care of him.

111. Yay!

112. Dee Dee, don't feed the dog table scraps.

113. Dee Dee: Ok, mom.

114. Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?

115. All testing proves negative.

116. No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,

117. no nothing!

118. It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

119. Monkey, this is agent honey q.

120. Help us.

121. Ha ha ha!

122. Ha ha ha!

123. Ah, yes. The land of the opportunity.

124. Ha ha ha!

125. Ha ha!

126. Just a sec!

127. Oh, hi, monkey.

128. Oh, you look great! You got all dressed up and everything.

129. Wow! A fruitcake?

130. And it's not even Christmas yet.

131. Ha ha ha!

132. Oh, thanks.

133. Oh. Oh.

134. Oh, I'm so glad you liked your dinner.

135. I hope you saved room for dessert.

136. Banana pudding with raisins.

137. You wait right here. I'll be just a sec.

138. Oh, and don't touch my record player.

139. Ok, monkey. Open wide.

140. Ha ha ha!

141. Monkey?

142. Ok. Listen-a.

143. I want you get me the most valuable thing in the world

144. and bring it to me.

145. Now go. Break! Break like the wind!

146. Mamma Mia! You some kinda fast...

147. ok. Let me see. What did you bring?

148. What's-a matta for you?

149. I canna no use this.

150. I wanted the shiny something yellow, you know?

151. ok. Everything-a shiny inside...

152. Agent honeydew, come in.

153. Yes, commander?

154. I have terrible news. Fort Knox is under attack.

155. I need your help as soon as possible.

156. Calm down, chief. I've done Knox before.

157. But, honeydew, it's—it's monkey.

158. What? Are you serious?

159. Yes.

160. Monkey!

161. What on earth are you doing?

162. Aah!

163. Ohh...

164. He's being hypnotized.

165. Hold it! Drop the monkey!

166. Ha ha ha!

167. Now rub 'em out.

168. All right, you mean-to-animals type person,

169. hand over the gold.

170. Oh, ha ha ha!

171. Nice try.

172. I just want to teach you a lesson

173. about crashing dinner parties

174. and hypnotizing my little buddy

175. to fulfill your sick ways.

176. But—

177. Monkey!

178. There, there. You're all better now.

179. Come on. Let's go.

180. Once again, I can't thank you enough, honeydew, for your help.

181. Don't mention it, chief.

182. It was easier with teamwork.

183. Yes, monkey. I'm still your friend.

184. Ha ha ha!

185. Come on. Let's dig in.

186. You sure said a mouth—ooh!

187. You can't have any pudding, silly.

188. You're trapped in that box.

189. Ha ha ha!

190. The final, most important reason

191. your presence is unwelcome

192. is because somehow, some way,

193. you are always ruining my experiments...

194. Aah!

195. Sir, she can't take much more!

196. Just a little longer.

197. His synapses are firing at an alarmingly incredible rate.

198. Temperature rising!

199. She can't take it!

200. She's going to blow!

201. Shut it down.

202. It's an all-systems shutdown.

203. Hwa.

204. Waee.

205. Heegee.

206. Blar!

207. Ha ha ha!

208. Ha ha ha! Fun!

209. Dexter?

210. Ha ha ha! Fun.

211. Ohh!

212. Come on, Dexter.

213. Let's go play.

214. Ooh, look how pretty you are.

215. We'll call you ginger.

216. Ok. Now let's play hide-and-seek.

217. You hide. I'll count.

218. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

219. Here I come, ginger.

220. Ginger! You're supposed to go hide.

221. I'll count again.

222. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

223. Ready or not, here I come!

224. Hmm.

225. Maybe you should count, ginger,

226. and no peeking.

227. Ferff tiff steren flar.

228. Oh!

229. Hey, Dexter, that'smy

230. Whoa.

231. Hey! Dexter, what are you doing?

232. Whee!

233. Ha ha ha!

234. Hee hee hee!

235. Hey, everybody, Dexter's running around in his underpants!

236. Underpants! Underpants!

237. Underpants!

238. Ha ha ho ho!

239. Ha ha ha!

240. Ha ha ha!

241. Ha ha ha!

242. I'll give you 3 lollipops if he does it.

243. All right. I'll take that 2 to 1.

244. You can do it, Dexter.

245. Ooh!

246. Ahh!

247. Make way. Coming through.

248. Ohh!

249. Dexter! Dexter! Dexter!

250. Dexter! Dexter! Dexter! Dexter!

251. Dexter! Dexter!

252. Dexter! Dexter!

253. All right. She cooled down.

254. Put her back on-line.

255. All systems go!

256. Yay! Yay!

257. No!

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259. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

260. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

261. Enter at your own peril,

262. past the vaulted door

263. where impossible things may happen

264. that the world's never seen before.

265. public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute