1. Captioning made possible by
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2. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
3. I hereby bring to order
the official meetingCopy !req
4. of the all-girl ballet,
flowers, and fun society.Copy !req
5. Roll call!Copy !req
6. Mimi?
Present.Copy !req
7. Lili?
Present.Copy !req
8. Dee Dee?Copy !req
9. I'm present, too!Copy !req
10. Lili, what is
the first order
of business?Copy !req
11. The first order
of businessCopy !req
12. is to practice
our new dance routine!Copy !req
13. Second order
of business?Copy !req
14. Hmm...
Hmm...Copy !req
15. Hmm...Copy !req
16. I know!
Let's play with Dexter!Copy !req
17. It is mine.Copy !req
18. It is all mine!Copy !req
19. Oh, I am so happy
in my laboratory.Copy !req
20. Even when my superior mind
is at rest,Copy !req
21. it fills me with glee
to have such love in my heartCopy !req
22. for what I have created.Copy !req
23. I love my superintelligent
high-speed quadraplexCopy !req
24. d-3000 computer!Copy !req
25. I love my award-winning
giant ultrasensory
electron microscope!Copy !req
26. I love my multitude
of monitors!Copy !req
27. I love my shrink ray!
I love my space shuttle!Copy !req
28. I love my Sonic disruptor!
I love my atom smasher!Copy !req
29. I love my—aah!Copy !req
30. Evil sister!Copy !req
31. Hi!Copy !req
32. Hi!
Hi!Copy !req
33. Dee Dee!
Mimi! Lili!Copy !req
34. You bothersome,
irritating girls!Copy !req
35. Can you not see
that I am very busy?Copy !req
36. You will leave now!Copy !req
37. My laboratory is
absolutely no place
for the likes of you.Copy !req
38. Hi!
Hi!
Hi!Copy !req
39. Bye, bye, bye!Copy !req
40. Aaah!Copy !req
41. Eww! Keep
your girlie selves away!
Bones are not amusing!Copy !req
42. Especially those
of exceptionally annoying
females such as yourselves!Copy !req
43. Kitty!Copy !req
44. Oh! You have ruined
my equations!Copy !req
45. Ooh! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
46. Aaah!Copy !req
47. Get away
from the animals!Copy !req
48. I need more of me
if I am going to regain control.Copy !req
49. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
50. With my cloning machine,
I can duplicate
my brillianceCopy !req
51. of any number of times!Copy !req
52. Dexter,
you apprehend lili.Copy !req
53. Dexter,
you apprehend Mimi.Copy !req
54. And I, Dexter,
will apprehendCopy !req
55. their leader,
Dee Dee!Copy !req
56. Cease and desist!Copy !req
57. Unhand those tubes!Copy !req
58. Dee Dee, stop your
devilish destruction!Copy !req
59. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
60. You are not going
to run from me?Copy !req
61. Ok.Copy !req
62. No!Copy !req
63. Do not go
into the light!Copy !req
64. Oh, no.Copy !req
65. Oh, please, no!
Not girls!Copy !req
66. I am doomed!Copy !req
67. Do not give up
so fast, Dexter.Copy !req
68. This is wonderful!Copy !req
69. It is 9 to 9.
The odds are even!Copy !req
70. This is not good.Copy !req
71. All right, men,Copy !req
72. we must stop the intruders
at any cost.Copy !req
73. Some of you might not
make it back,Copy !req
74. but that is
a risk worth taking!Copy !req
75. You have received
your orders.Copy !req
76. Now, make me proud!Copy !req
77. Victory
shall be ours!Copy !req
78. The exponentary
should be—Copy !req
79. no, no, no.
It is the fractional
dissection of—Copy !req
80. you are both
mistaken.Copy !req
81. Men, men, stop this!
The enemy is everywhere!Copy !req
82. Back to the battle!Copy !req
83. Yay!Copy !req
84. Yay!Copy !req
85. Yay!Copy !req
86. Away, away, I tell you!
You are overloading
the machine!Copy !req
87. Gone?Copy !req
88. But how?Copy !req
89. Aaaah!Copy !req
90. Dee Dee,
get out right now!Copy !req
91. Where are
the clones?
Send in the clones!Copy !req
92. Stop this!Copy !req
93. I command you to stop!Copy !req
94. Uh...Copy !req
95. Hi. Um...Copy !req
96. My name is Dexter...Copy !req
97. Uh, and I, uh...Copy !req
98. Do we have any
clones in the room
this evening?Copy !req
99. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
100. Ok, ok!
Please remain calm!
I have a plan!Copy !req
101. It... it is, uh...Copy !req
102. Slumber party.Copy !req
103. Slumber party!Copy !req
104. Slumber party?Copy !req
105. Yay!Copy !req
106. Kids! Lunch!Copy !req
107. Lunch?Copy !req
108. Whoa! Where's the fire?Copy !req
109. Whew! Finally...
Alone at last.Copy !req
110. Lunch!
Lunch.Copy !req
111. Lunch!
Lunch!Copy !req
112. Lunch!
Lunch.Copy !req
113. I need to work on
my multiplication.Copy !req
114. Hey, buddy,
where'd all
the girls go?Copy !req
115. Oh, heh heh heh.
Hello there.Copy !req
116. You startled me.Copy !req
117. Heh heh.
Uh, nice doggie.Copy !req
118. Ah, ah, ah!
You don't need
to be following me.Copy !req
119. Aaaah!Copy !req
120. Hey, what are you
doing in my lab?Copy !req
121. This is a highly
scientific area.Copy !req
122. What am I
gonna do with
a dog in a—huh?Copy !req
123. Dee Dee!
How many times
have I told youCopy !req
124. to stay out
of my freakin'
secret laboratory?Copy !req
125. I'm not kidding
around. I want you
out of here!Copy !req
126. Yeah, that's it.
That's right.
That's it, boy.Copy !req
127. Go get her, boy.
Sic 'em.Copy !req
128. Oh, you want this stick?
Is that it?Copy !req
129. You want this stick?
Can you get the stick? Ok.Copy !req
130. Fetch the stick.Copy !req
131. Ooh ha ha!
Look at you!Copy !req
132. Aw, you are a good dog.Copy !req
133. What a good
stick-fetcher you are!Copy !req
134. Yes, you are!Copy !req
135. I don't have to
stick around for this.Copy !req
136. Yes, you got that stick,
didn't you?Copy !req
137. Now, you wait
right there, pupperoo,Copy !req
138. and I'll be right back
with a nice treat.Copy !req
139. Dexter? Dexter, son,
are you in here?Copy !req
140. Holy smokes!
How did this lab get here?Copy !req
141. Dexter?Copy !req
142. This lab is
unbelievable!Copy !req
143. Um, yeah.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
144. Dad, I can explain.Copy !req
145. Dexter, how long
have you beenCopy !req
146. keeping this lab
a secret from me?Copy !req
147. 'Cause i'm
just crazy about
labrador retrievers!Copy !req
148. They're such
good doggies.
Yes, they are!Copy !req
149. Oh, the dog.
Right. Whew!Copy !req
150. Ho ho ho!
He reminds me
of old buckCopy !req
151. back on
granddad's farm.Copy !req
152. So, are you
gonna keep him?Copy !req
153. Well, I don't know.
I dog is a lot of
responsibility.Copy !req
154. I'd have to feed him
and walk him and
take care of him.Copy !req
155. I just—i don't know
if I'm ready for that.Copy !req
156. Well, then,
that settles it.Copy !req
157. He's all yours, son,
you lucky stiff!Copy !req
158. But i—Copy !req
159. Oh, gosh,
I just love labradors!Copy !req
160. Hey, thanks.Copy !req
161. Heh heh.
Thank you.Copy !req
162. Ok. Thank you.Copy !req
163. All right,
all right,
thank you.Copy !req
164. Arrrgh!
Thank you!Copy !req
165. Ok, enough licking.
Stop the licking.Copy !req
166. Stop. Please stop.Copy !req
167. Arrrrgh!Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. What? What is it?Copy !req
170. Is there trouble?
Is it danger?Copy !req
171. You want me
to follow you?Copy !req
172. Ok, show me.
Where is the emergency?Copy !req
173. What is it, boy?
The capacitor?Copy !req
174. What is wrong
with the capacitor?Copy !req
175. Nothing's wrong
with the capacitor.Copy !req
176. What isCopy !req
177. what?Copy !req
178. Whatever.Copy !req
179. Oy. This dog is not
understanding what
I am telling him.Copy !req
180. I know not what of
which he is speaking.Copy !req
181. If only
he could speak
the simple English.Copy !req
182. Hmm...Copy !req
183. There you go,
boy.Copy !req
184. This pill
I have created
should stimulateCopy !req
185. your brain's
neuropathway,Copy !req
186. enabling you
to translateCopy !req
187. and enunciate
human speech.Copy !req
188. Well,
does it work?Copy !req
189. Hello, dog.Copy !req
190. Do you
understand me?Copy !req
191. Yes!Copy !req
192. Yay! It works!
You can talk!
You can talk!Copy !req
193. I can talk!
I can talk! Hey!Copy !req
194. What?Copy !req
195. The thing!
Huh?Copy !req
196. Come on!
I got to show you
the thing!Copy !req
197. Oh, yeah! The thing
that you were trying
to tell me.Copy !req
198. Yeah, the thing!
Here's the thing.Copy !req
199. Right, the capacitor.
What is wrong with it?Copy !req
200. It's a thing!
I found a thing!Copy !req
201. What about it?Copy !req
202. It's here—the thing!
I found the thing,
and here it is!Copy !req
203. Here's a thing,
right here! A thing!Copy !req
204. Dinner time!Copy !req
205. So, Dexter, where's
your new buddy? Ohh!Copy !req
206. Well, hello down there.Copy !req
207. Hey, it's the man
from before!Copy !req
208. Ooh!
This one's a lady!Copy !req
209. Well, he certainly
is friendly.Copy !req
210. Ooh! Yeah, a little
tooCopy !req
211. it's the stick!Copy !req
212. There you go,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
213. Hey, food!
Food for me!
Food for me!Copy !req
214. Eww! Get lost.Copy !req
215. Food for me?
Food for me?Copy !req
216. Now, now,
no chickie and ricie
for the puppy.Copy !req
217. Food for me?
Food for me?Copy !req
218. Dexter, I think
your buddy is tryingCopy !req
219. to tell us
he's hungry.Copy !req
220. Why don't you take him
upstairs and feed him?Copy !req
221. I already fed him!Copy !req
222. Now, didn't we
have a talk about
responsibility today?Copy !req
223. We? Who's "we"?Copy !req
224. Take your buddy
upstairs!Copy !req
225. Yeah, but—Copy !req
226. hey! Hey, you dogs,
I can hear you barking!Copy !req
227. I'm a dog! Can you
hear me barking?Copy !req
228. Hey, dogs, listen to me!
I can hear you!
Hey! Hey! Hey, you!Copy !req
229. The moon, moon,
moo-oo-oon!Copy !req
230. The sun's up!
Hey, the sun is up!Copy !req
231. Get up, get up,
get up! Sun's up!Copy !req
232. You're up!
Sun's up.
Let's go out.Copy !req
233. The sun's up.
Want to go out?
Let's go out.Copy !req
234. Let's play.
The sun's up!Copy !req
235. What's that?
What's that?
What's that?Copy !req
236. It's you, it's you,
it's you!Copy !req
237. And you're not
my dog!Copy !req
238. That means somebody
is looking for you,Copy !req
239. and I can only pray
that they call soon.Copy !req
240. Hello? Yes, yes,
I found a dog.Copy !req
241. The dog is here.
Yes, he's here.Copy !req
242. Ok, yes. Good. Ok!Copy !req
243. Hey, that's my dog!
I found my dog!Copy !req
244. It's my man!
I found my man!Copy !req
245. I found you!
I found you! I found you!
I found you!Copy !req
246. Let's go for a ride.
You want to go
for a ride?Copy !req
247. Yeah, a ride!
Let's go for a ride!
Let's go for a ride!Copy !req
248. Gaze upon one of
the greatest achievementsCopy !req
249. of modern science:Copy !req
250. The periodic table
of elements.Copy !req
251. This puzzle's
all mixed up.Copy !req
252. There.
That's better.Copy !req
253. Dee Dee!
Can you please checkCopy !req
254. if your brother's
ready for school?Copy !req
255. What did you say, mom?Copy !req
256. I said, go check
if Dexter's ready
for school.Copy !req
257. Ahh!Copy !req
258. Dexter.Copy !req
259. Are you ready
for school?Copy !req
260. Ohh. There doesn't
seem to be any answer.Copy !req
261. I guess I'll have
to go inside.Copy !req
262. Ooh...
The door is locked.Copy !req
263. At last...Copy !req
264. My greatest work
completed!Copy !req
265. Hi!Copy !req
266. What—what—
what are you doing
in my laboratory?Copy !req
267. I'm just here
to check up on my
favorite little brother.Copy !req
268. Stop that!Copy !req
269. I do not need you
to check up on me,Copy !req
270. so please
remove yourself
from my laboratory!Copy !req
271. Ooh! What's that?
Ohh!Copy !req
272. Ooh!Copy !req
273. Aaaah!Copy !req
274. Aaaah!Copy !req
275. Aaaaah!Copy !req
276. Aaaaah!Copy !req
277. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
278. You were playing
with my doll!Copy !req
279. I can't believe
you would walk
into my room,Copy !req
280. take my doll,
take it back
into your room,Copy !req
281. put it on
your stinky,
slimy machines,Copy !req
282. and then you—Copy !req
283. Ooh...Copy !req
284. What does
this button do?Copy !req
285. Please, please!
Do not push the button!Copy !req
286. You have no idea
of what it—Copy !req
287. does.Copy !req
288. Ooh! Look what
a cute little
bunny rabbit!Copy !req
289. Let me go!Copy !req
290. Have you any idea
of what you have done?Copy !req
291. Hmm... no.Copy !req
292. Well, let me show you.
What would you like to beCopy !req
293. more than anything else
in the whole world?Copy !req
294. Ooh! I want to be
a beautiful PrincessCopy !req
295. with
long golden hair
and a big red bow.Copy !req
296. And I want to live
in a big, big castleCopy !req
297. and have lots
and lots of horses!Copy !req
298. Now, do you understand
that by combiningCopy !req
299. the positive and
negative polaritiesCopy !req
300. in sucrose radium...Copy !req
301. We can excrete
the elements from any
variety of zitgaforme.Copy !req
302. And unificate them
with the superlative
repercussionsCopy !req
303. of the magnetic ospium.Copy !req
304. Thusly, this machine
should not be used by a—Copy !req
305. person of lower
intelligence, such as—Copy !req
306. You are not
listening to me!Copy !req
307. Now, pay attention!Copy !req
308. Roarrrr!Copy !req
309. Make sure you two
brush your teethCopy !req
310. before you come down
for breakfast.Copy !req
311. Kids!
Chew your food.Copy !req
312. Now go upstairs and
get ready for school.Copy !req
313. What are
those kids up to?Copy !req
314. That's it.
I'm coming upstairs.Copy !req
315. You kids stop fooling around
and come downstairs,Copy !req
316. or you'll miss your bus.Copy !req
317. Dee Dee's voice:
Last one downCopy !req
318. is an icky, icky,
slimy spider!Copy !req
319. Dexter's voice:
Why not? I've been
everything else today.Copy !req
320. Enter at your own peril,Copy !req
321. past the vaulted door where
impossible things may happenCopy !req
322. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
323. captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment groupCopy !req
324. captioned by the national
captioning institute
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