Dexter's Laboratory 1x3

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky • Rob Renzetti

When his mother falls ill, Dexter creates a robot to do her chores. Dee Dee gets hold of its remote control and wreaks havoc, forcing Dexter to create a second robot to counter Dee Dee's.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group

2. and U.S. department of education

3. At last! The first day of school has come!

4. Hello, Dexter.

5. Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.

6. Hey, Dexter.

7. Hello.

8. Welcome back, Dexter.

9. Good to have you back, Dexter.

10. Well, class, welcome to the new year.

11. So, let's get right into it. Uh, yes?

12. The answer is hydrogen.

13. Uh, why, yes, that is the correct answer

14. to the question I was about to ask.

15. Oh, I almost forgot. I wanted to introduce our new student.

16. Will you come up here, please, son?

17. Class, say hello to Mr. Astronominoff.

18. Please, sir, call me mandark.

19. Excuse me, sir,

20. but may I please relocate myself

21. to a closer location to the board

22. so I can achieve the optimum effect

23. of your education?

24. Uh, go ahead, mandark.

25. This location will be quite adequate.

26. Yes, Dexter, ica your thoughts,

27. and I am smarter than you.

28. This is your principal.

29. Welcome to the new year, students.

30. Let the studies begin!

31. Write an essay

32. on what you did this summer vacation.

33. Finished.

34. Done.

35. Who wrote the bill of rights?

36. Thomas Jefferson.

37. What is the name of Neptune's moon?

38. Triton.

39. What kind of triangle has—

40. isosceles.

41. Dasyurid.

42. The medulla oblongata.

43. That's incredible.

44. No!

45. I am sorry, my mentor.

46. I have failed you.

47. Hey, Dexter.

48. Huh?

49. Some kid told me you have a laboratory.

50. A laboratory?

51. Dexter, your lab— it is the one thing he does not have,

52. and it will still make you

53. the smartest one of all.

54. Go ahead. Show him your lab.

55. Welcome, and be amazed

56. at the world of Dexter's laboratory.

57. Very cute, Dexter. Very cute.

58. Now let me show you area facility.

59. Welcome to my laboratory!

60. Laboratory!

61. Laboratory!

62. As you can plainly see, Dexter,

63. this facility accommodates

64. every aspect of science known to man.

65. Thank you.

66. So for you to continue to waste precious energy

67. with your little lab would be scientifically unsound.

68. And so I leave you with 2 choices:

69. Either you become my lackey

70. or shut down your lab

71. and discontinue any further experiments hereon in.

72. The choice is yours.

73. Good-bye, Dexter.

74. Dexter—

75. what are you doing, Dexter?

76. Good-bye, my love.

77. Good-bye, Dexter.

78. No!

79. Sir, we're reading a complete shutdown from Dexter's lab.

80. Our power levels are at optimum efficiency.

81. Excellent. Ha ha! Excellent.

82. Ha ha ha!

83. Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.

84. Hmm.

85. Mrs. Cartwright.

86. Hmm.

87. Mrs. Wolfberg?

88. Hmm.

89. Look! There he is.

90. Hi, Dexter!

91. Hi, Dexter!

92. Hi, Dexter!

93. Ohh...

94. Ohh...

95. Dexter!

96. What do you want?

97. Who is that?

98. Oh, that's just

99. my stupid sister Dee Dee.

100. Dee Dee.

101. Oh, what a heavenly name

102. the eternals have blessed her with!

103. Oh, Dexter, Dexter, please, please,

104. set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces

105. our undeserving school with her infinite beauty.

106. No way.

107. You don't owe that jerk any favors.

108. That's right!

109. He made you shut down your lab.

110. He's right.

111. Yeah.

112. And besides,

113. Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,

114. and she would probably wreck

115. mandark's labo—

116. there, there, old palsey.

117. I'll fix you up.

118. You will?

119. Sure. All you have to do is...

120. Hello.

121. Ooh... candy!

122. There is more candy upstairs

123. if you desire, my love.

124. Hmm...

125. Ok.

126. Here you are, my dear.

127. Yum-yum.

128. So, Dee Dee, I heard

129. from a very reliable source

130. that you...

131. Like...

132. To...

133. Dance.

134. Dance? I'd love to!

135. Aah!

136. Robots, help!

137. Ahh...

138. A toast to my sweet sister Dee Dee

139. for reuniting me withmy

140. It's good to be back, Dexter.

141. After countless experiments,

142. all testing proves negative.

143. No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,

144. no nothing!

145. It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

146. Monkey, this is agent honeydew.

147. Help us.

148. Oh, monkey, monkey, earth's in trouble.

149. We need your help.

150. Hear my thoughts. Help us, monkey!

151. Thank the stars!

152. We knew you'd come through, monkey.

153. You always do.

154. Greetings, everyone. As you were.

155. Monkey, I can't thank you enough

156. for your speedy rescue of agent honeydew and crew.

157. However, we have a much larger problem

158. on our hands. Honeydew.

159. As we entered sector 12 on routine patrol,

160. an armada of unknown warships dropped out of warp

161. directly on top of us.

162. We never had a chance.

163. We know nothing of this deadly fleet

164. except for its trajectory—

165. planet earth.

166. We're desperate.

167. Monkey, can you help us?

168. He's strong.

169. He's falling into my trap as I had planned.

170. Please come in.

171. Take your shoes off. Stay awhile.

172. That was quite a show you put on out there, monkey.

173. But as we speak, my space station

174. is set to destroy your planet earth in 5 minutes.

175. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

176. Brute force will get you nowhere.

177. I'm a man of class. Behold my succulent feast—

178. king crab, swordfish, scalloped potatoes.

179. But of course, if this is too rich for you,

180. I'll have my cooks make you a banana split.

181. Ha ha ha!

182. Ha ha ha!

183. No! I amnot

184. I am simion!

185. What is my problem with man, you ask?

186. No. I ask you, what was man's problem withme?

187. I deserve revenge for what they did to me.

188. The pain...

189. The horror.

190. I was to be the first monkey in space.

191. The mission was disastrous.

192. A crack in the ship's hull created an explosion

193. that hurled me into a radioactive energy belt.

194. I was exposed to gamma rays

195. and changed for life.

196. I became strong and amazingly intelligent.

197. Yes. I began to build ane

198. I expanded my knowledge and skill by meditation.

199. Soon I could create matter merely by thought.

200. In half a century,

201. I built this entire space station from scratch.

202. Now the time has finally come

203. for my revenge on the hairless apes

204. for making a Guinea pig out of me.

205. Like you, monkey—

206. while you put your neck on the line,

207. the humans sit comfortably, getting fat.

208. That is why I brought you here.

209. Your presence is strong.

210. Together we could combine our forces and bring

211. a new order to the galaxy.

212. Seek your heart.

213. You know it to be true.

214. Nohum

215. real kindness and love.

216. It's all been a lie.

217. But with my knowledge and your amaz—

218. What?

219. I—

220. i—

221. No!

222. Oh, I never thought all the answers would be given to me

223. in such a simple package.

224. How could I not see that I have become that which I hate?

225. Only a monkey could show me that.

226. Oh, my friend, I want to walk like you,

227. talk like you.

228. Ooh woo woo woo! Where do I start?

229. Yes, of course.

230. I must destroy

231. that which I have created

232. out of anger.

233. So be it!

234. Ahh...

235. This is paradise.

236. I am born again!

237. Ha ha ha! It feels good.

238. Thank you, my little friend!

239. The tuning fork

240. is an excellent instrument

241. for studying

242. vibrational phenomena.

243. Fork?

244. Now you can sample

245. some of my triple-fudge chocolate cake.

246. Aah! It's 8:00!

247. I've got the blankets.

248. I've got the remote.

249. I've got the popcorn.

250. Huh? I've got to go. It's—

251. TV: Time for the late early movie.

252. Tonight's feature: Santa claus vs. The wolf man.

253. Ho ho ho! This is a good one.

254. Mm-hmm.

255. TV.

256. Could you pass the popcorn?

257. Uh, please?

258. Dexter.

259. Dexter!

260. Dexter!

261. Please, mom.

262. Can't I stay up just this once?

263. No, dear. I'm sorry, but you know the rules.

264. You can stay up late when you're older.

265. Ok.

266. Good night.

267. I promise I won't experiment

268. on the dog anymore.

269. Dexter!

270. Ok.

271. Please, mom. Please!

272. No.

273. Dad?

274. Ask your mother.

275. TV! TV! TV! TV!

276. Bad, bad, bad.

277. That always gets me.

278. Not till you're older.

279. Not till you're older.

280. Not till you're older.

281. That's it!

282. Ahh, what a fine day for science.

283. Dee Dee, quit moving my chair.

284. Ahh! There she is—

285. my hydroplasmatic accelerator.

286. With this machine, I can double, triple, or even quadruple my age

287. in mere seconds.

288. Yes, yes. 21 seems quite adequate.

289. No more will I be forced to go to bed early.

290. The world of late-night TV viewing will be mine,

291. for I step in a boy and step out a man.

292. Ooh!

293. Ohh...

294. Hi, grandpa.

295. Grandpa?

296. Oh, no! I'm old!

297. Come back here, you little—

298. when I was your age, i—uh?

299. Turn that music down, you little—

300. uh... uh... What was I doing?

301. Kids, lunchtime!

302. Oh, boy, lunchtime!

303. Race you down, grandpa!

304. I'm not grandpa!

305. Uh... ooh... I'm—I'm coming.

306. Ok. Here we go.

307. Uh... ohh.

308. Uh... ohh.

309. Who put these stairs here? Ohh.

310. Kids, dinnertime!

311. Oh, boy, dinnertime!

312. Hi, grandpa.

313. I'm not grandpa!

314. Uh—uh, where am I?

315. Nurse!

316. When's dinner? I'm starved.

317. Dee Dee: Grandpa—

318. I am not grandpa.

319. Grandpa—

320. I am not grandpa.

321. Grandpa—

322. I am not grandpa.

323. Grandpa?

324. Well, you're here just in time for dinner.

325. We're having meat and potatoes.

326. Oh, boy!

327. And for you—

328. oh, boy! Oh, boy!

329. Your favorite—

330. oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

331. Applesauce and medicine.

332. Dig in!

333. So, anyway, I was saying to Shirley that—

334. uh, Dee Dee, will you help your grandfather?

335. Here, grandpa. Let me help.

336. I'm not grandpa!

337. Hey, whatcha doing there?

338. Ouch!

339. Why, I'll teach you!

340. Yum.

341. Applesauce.

342. It's movie time!

343. Oh, boy, movie time!

344. My hip!

345. Yep. I'm coming.

346. Yesiree, Bob.

347. Can't miss the movie.

348. Nope. There's nothing more

349. I like to do

350. than stay up late

351. and watch the tube.

352. Ahh... there she is— my sweet receiver.

353. Um, grandpa, why don't you have a seat?

354. Oh, don't mind if I do.

355. A little help there, um... Dodo?

356. Dee Dee.

357. Da da?

358. Dee Dee.

359. Doo-doo?

360. Dee Dee.

361. Thanks, Billy.

362. TV: Tonight's feature:

363. Killer leeches a gogo.

364. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

365. I can't believe I'm getting to stay up late.

366. Could you pass the popcorn, please?

367. Here you go, grandpa.

368. Grandpa?

369. Aah!

370. Grandpa's dead!

371. No, no, dear.

372. It's just that he's far too old to stay up this late.

373. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

374. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

375. Enter at your own peril,

376. past the vaulted door

377. where impossible things may happen

378. that the world's never seen before.

379. public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute