1. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
2. Oh, my! I'm late!Copy !req
3. Hmm. Now, which one
was it again?Copy !req
4. Ah. Here it is.Copy !req
5. Please provide password
for voice recognitionCopy !req
6. and access
to laboratory.Copy !req
7. Ahem. Ahem.Copy !req
8. I am Dexter, boy genius.Copy !req
9. I live by the laws
of science,Copy !req
10. and I hate my stupid
sister Dee Dee.Copy !req
11. Good afternoon, Dexter.
I will now teleport you
to the lab.Copy !req
12. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
13. Dee Dee,
what are you doing
in my laboratory?Copy !req
14. Boy,
that's a tough one.Copy !req
15. Well,
what areyou
in your laboratory?Copy !req
16. No, no.
I asked you first.Copy !req
17. No, no.
I askedyouCopy !req
18. what?Copy !req
19. What?Copy !req
20. Stop that!Copy !req
21. Stop that!Copy !req
22. I'm serious!Copy !req
23. I'm serious!Copy !req
24. Ooh!Copy !req
25. Ooh!Copy !req
26. You are
so annoying.Copy !req
27. You are
so annoying.Copy !req
28. Will you just
get out of my
laboratory?Copy !req
29. Hmm. Ok.Copy !req
30. Now, where was I?Copy !req
31. Wait a second.Copy !req
32. The exit'sthisCopy !req
33. Dee Dee!Copy !req
34. Hi, Dexter.Copy !req
35. Dee Dee,Copy !req
36. take off my
hydroplasmatic
inflation suitCopy !req
37. this instant!Copy !req
38. Ooh, what does it do?
What does it do?Copy !req
39. Oh, it, uh,
it does nothing.Copy !req
40. It does absolutely
nothing.Copy !req
41. I guess
you can now just
take off the suitCopy !req
42. because you know
it does nothing.Copy !req
43. Boy, Dexter, for being
such a "boy genius,"Copy !req
44. you sure do make
the dumbest things.Copy !req
45. Ha! You are
the dumb oneCopy !req
46. because all
you have to doCopy !req
47. is turn that dial,
and—Copy !req
48. dial?Copy !req
49. No!Copy !req
50. Dee Dee,Copy !req
51. come down here
this instantCopy !req
52. and take off
my suit.Copy !req
53. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
54. I do not have
any more timeCopy !req
55. to spend on this
foolishness.Copy !req
56. You are not
bothering me!Copy !req
57. I am ignoring you!Copy !req
58. Just stay calm,
Dexter.Copy !req
59. You must continue
your work.Copy !req
60. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
61. That's it! Dee Dee,
I'm bringing you down!Copy !req
62. It's Dexter time!Copy !req
63. Computer, engage
Dee Dee interception.Copy !req
64. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
65. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
66. Huh?Copy !req
67. I've got you now,
Dee Dee!Copy !req
68. Gotcha!Copy !req
69. Whee!Copy !req
70. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
71. The prey is spotted.Copy !req
72. Dee Dee!Copy !req
73. I got you, Dee Dee!
I got you!Copy !req
74. Aah!Copy !req
75. Dee Dee,
I can't see!Copy !req
76. Oh...Copy !req
77. My hydroplasmatic
inflation suit
is ruined.Copy !req
78. Wait a second,
Dexter.Copy !req
79. I can still make
your balloon suit
fly.Copy !req
80. The justice friends—Copy !req
81. 3 of earth's
mightiest heroesCopy !req
82. joining forces
under one roofCopy !req
83. to face the challenge
of everyday life.Copy !req
84. Starring major glory,Copy !req
85. valhallen,Copy !req
86. and the infragible krunkCopy !req
87. in...Copy !req
88. Uh...Copy !req
89. Ah.
The mighty valhallen.Copy !req
90. How easily defeated
you areCopy !req
91. once you have been
robbed of your mighty ax,Copy !req
92. while i—mental mouse—
grow stronger with its power.Copy !req
93. Soon I will possess
an intellect great enoughCopy !req
94. to corner the world
cheese market.Copy !req
95. White tiger!Copy !req
96. Oh, rats.Copy !req
97. Thou may have sapped
the power of my ax,Copy !req
98. but thou art no match
for white tiger.Copy !req
99. His slashing claws,Copy !req
100. lightning speed,Copy !req
101. and catlike reflexesCopy !req
102. shall aid
in my disposal of thee.Copy !req
103. By channeling his
static electricity
through my ax,Copy !req
104. I shall take
my power back!Copy !req
105. Many thanks,
my old feline friend.Copy !req
106. I do believe
we've made mincemeat
of the mental one.Copy !req
107. Thrashing super-foes
is most exhausting.Copy !req
108. Let us crash at my place
for the night.Copy !req
109. Thou shalt love
my roommates.Copy !req
110. Uh, no. I don't think
we have any fish.Copy !req
111. Shh. My roommates
are catching many zs.Copy !req
112. Shh.Copy !req
113. Yowch!Copy !req
114. Rest well
upon yon sofa.Copy !req
115. Come the morn, we shall
thrash many villains.Copy !req
116. Thank you!
Good night!Copy !req
117. Bottle empty.Copy !req
118. Got milk?Copy !req
119. Milk good for Teddy.Copy !req
120. Kitty!
Oh, pretty kitty.Copy !req
121. Major glory:
Why, yes, miss Liberty.Copy !req
122. I'd love to take
the guided tour.Copy !req
123. Ah-choo!Copy !req
124. Cat! Cat! Cat!Copy !req
125. What is this—
this creature
doing in here?Copy !req
126. Now be a good kitty.Copy !req
127. Find a nice garbage can
to sleep in!Copy !req
128. Wilma!Copy !req
129. Uh, uh, krunk!Copy !req
130. Coochie-coochie-coo,
kitty.Copy !req
131. How many times
have I told youCopy !req
132. I am deathly allergic
to c-c-c-c—Copy !req
133. ah-choo!Copy !req
134. We must get rid
of the catCopy !req
135. at any co—
at any c-c—Copy !req
136. ah-choo!Copy !req
137. Major glory:
Ok, krunk.Copy !req
138. Time for operation
scat-cat.Copy !req
139. Sic 'em, boy.Copy !req
140. Squeak, squeak.
Me am helpless mouse.Copy !req
141. Squeak.Copy !req
142. Squeak, squeak.Copy !req
143. Squeak!Copy !req
144. Major glory, sniffling:
Ok, krunk.Copy !req
145. Now, it is a known fact
cats love to scratch.Copy !req
146. Ah-choo!Copy !req
147. I—i can't hold out
much longer.Copy !req
148. Krunk, we must
put cat out!Copy !req
149. Krunk stop cat
reign of terror.Copy !req
150. Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.Copy !req
151. Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.Copy !req
152. Aah!Copy !req
153. Krunk!Copy !req
154. Oh, krunk.
It seems as though
we've met our match.Copy !req
155. Aah! My knitting!Copy !req
156. Drop that yarn,
you cad!Copy !req
157. Ah-choo!Copy !req
158. Hey. Good morning.Copy !req
159. Did you meet
my roommates?Copy !req
160. Whoa! Looks like
they partied
too hard.Copy !req
161. Well, we're going out
to get some breakfast!Copy !req
162. Later, dudes.Copy !req
163. Krunk, look.
It's heck-hound!Copy !req
164. Hound! Hound! Hound!Copy !req
165. Ah-choo!Copy !req
166. Dog.Copy !req
167. I, the evil
mathmagician,Copy !req
168. shall capture
all the childrenCopy !req
169. and force them
to do homework forever!Copy !req
170. Just then...Copy !req
171. Major glory!Copy !req
172. You asked for it.Copy !req
173. Uh-uh-uh!
No violence in schools.Copy !req
174. Hmm. You're right,
but there is one way
to stop you.Copy !req
175. No! Not justice
fruit pies,Copy !req
176. a delicious treat you'd
have to be crazy to hate!Copy !req
177. Oh, I give up.Copy !req
178. Thanks, major glory.Copy !req
179. Don't thank me.Copy !req
180. Thank justice
fruit pies!Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. I said—oh!Copy !req
183. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
184. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
185. My recent studyCopy !req
186. of horton's theory
of "who"Copy !req
187. has led me to believe
that I have foundCopy !req
188. some sort of submolecular
life-forms.Copy !req
189. Utter silence
is necessaryCopy !req
190. to focus in
on their quantum
sound wavelengths.Copy !req
191. Hi!Copy !req
192. Oh, Dee Dee,Copy !req
193. I am doing very
delicate research.Copy !req
194. I need
absolute quiet.Copy !req
195. So anyway,
I went to the park
to meet my friend LilahCopy !req
196. who started to tell me
a story about a storyCopy !req
197. of a boy and a girl
who met in the park,Copy !req
198. and the boy said
to the girl—Copy !req
199. uh, wait a minute.Copy !req
200. This isn't
another oneCopy !req
201. of your stupid
knock-knock jokes,
is it?Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. So anyway,Copy !req
204. the boy told the girl
that he came to the park
from his houseCopy !req
205. to see her
and to tell her—Copy !req
206. hey!
Can you not be quiet
for a nanosecond?Copy !req
207. I cannot even
hear myself think!Copy !req
208. So the boy continued
to tell the girlCopy !req
209. who came to the park
from her house—Copy !req
210. just shut up!Copy !req
211. And the girl took
a big, flying pony
to the park—Copy !req
212. I got to
shut her up!Copy !req
213. Dee Dee, would you
like a drink?Copy !req
214. Thank you.
IwaCopy !req
215. From all that talking.Copy !req
216. Silence!Copy !req
217. And the girl rode in
on the pony!Copy !req
218. Oh, sweet father
of chemistry,Copy !req
219. what have I done?Copy !req
220. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
221. Ha ha! Nice Dee Dee.
Nice Dee Dee.Copy !req
222. Aah!Copy !req
223. Help! Help! Save me!
I'm a genius!Copy !req
224. Save the brain!
Save the brain!Copy !req
225. Dexter,
I haven't finished
my story yet.Copy !req
226. Wah!Copy !req
227. My lab!Copy !req
228. Shut up!Copy !req
229. This is unacceptable!Copy !req
230. You want to torture me?
Fine,Copy !req
231. but when you mess
with the lab,Copy !req
232. there will be
a Piper to pay.Copy !req
233. It is time to fight fire
with fire.Copy !req
234. I'm coming after you.Copy !req
235. Uh... uh...Copy !req
236. Oops.Copy !req
237. Youw
to my story!Copy !req
238. Whew!Copy !req
239. Oh, Dexter! Dexter!Copy !req
240. Now where did he go?Copy !req
241. Ahh. Peace at last.Copy !req
242. So anyway,
the boy told herCopy !req
243. that he liked ponies,
too.Copy !req
244. No. Wait a second.Copy !req
245. Maybe it was theboy
who rode in on a pony.Copy !req
246. Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!Copy !req
247. Aah!Copy !req
248. Well, nonetheless,
it was a pink pony, and—Copy !req
249. oh, Dexter! Dexter!Copy !req
250. Aah! Monster!Copy !req
251. Dee Dee: Oh,
there you are,
Dexter.Copy !req
252. So let's continue.Copy !req
253. The boy and the girl
were in the park,Copy !req
254. and the pink pony
brought some snacks—Copy !req
255. I'm sorry, miss, but
we have a one monster
per building rule.Copy !req
256. I'm going to have to
give you a ticket.Copy !req
257. Now then,
I'll need your license
and registration.Copy !req
258. Uh-huh. We'll just
send you a bill.Copy !req
259. Hey, Dexter!
I see you!Copy !req
260. This ends now!Copy !req
261. But I'm not finished!Copy !req
262. Hyah!Copy !req
263. Hyah!Copy !req
264. Nitro-punch!Copy !req
265. Mud saw!Copy !req
266. Tail rip!Copy !req
267. Squid attack!Copy !req
268. Monkey mouth!Copy !req
269. Octo-bash!Copy !req
270. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
271. Now you'll listen.Copy !req
272. So the boy told the girl
in the park on the pony,Copy !req
273. "knock knock."Copy !req
274. No!Copy !req
275. Captioning made possible by
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and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
276. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
277. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req
278. enter at
your own peril,Copy !req
279. past
the vaulted doorCopy !req
280. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
281. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req