1. What is wrong
with this machine?Copy !req
2. Come on.Copy !req
3. It's been 10 minutes,
and I have had no alien contact!Copy !req
4. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
5. Can you get miss Brenda
some sugar for her tea?Copy !req
6. Sure. One lump or 2?
Huh?Copy !req
7. Dee Dee,
what are you doingCopy !req
8. inside of my
alien communicator?Copy !req
9. I'm having a tea party,
you silly.Copy !req
10. Will you get out
of my machine?Copy !req
11. Fine.Copy !req
12. Miss Brenda doesn't
like you, anyway.Copy !req
13. Now let us see
if this thing will work.Copy !req
14. Hooray! The aliens have landed!
The aliens have landed!Copy !req
15. Welcome to Dexter's laboratory.Copy !req
16. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
17. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
18. I forgot to use
my audio translator.Copy !req
19. Ok. Ready to go.Copy !req
20. As you can see,Copy !req
21. only a human with
an ingenious I.Q.
Like myselfCopy !req
22. could have built
such a spectacle
of science.Copy !req
23. I'm sorry,
but here in the lab,Copy !req
24. we give
each other 3 feet
of personal space.Copy !req
25. You will come with us, human,
for further examination.Copy !req
26. Yipe!Copy !req
27. Hi!Copy !req
28. Dee Dee,
what are you—Copy !req
29. hmm. Interesting
specimen.Copy !req
30. I mean, Dee Dee,
so good of you
to join us.Copy !req
31. Who are your
funny-looking friends?Copy !req
32. Eugh!Copy !req
33. Dee Dee,
these are my friends
from far away.Copy !req
34. They're going on a trip
to, uh, candyland.Copy !req
35. I would go, but I
don't want to get
experimented on.Copy !req
36. I mean, um, uh...Copy !req
37. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
38. Candyland? Let's go!Copy !req
39. Ooh! Pretty light!Copy !req
40. Now where's that candy?Copy !req
41. Bye, Dee Dee!
Bye-bye!Copy !req
42. Finally I am rid
of my sister forever,Copy !req
43. and I can enjoy conducting
my experiments in peace.Copy !req
44. Ahh! Sweet silence.Copy !req
45. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
46. Kids, dinnertime!Copy !req
47. Hey, mom,
what's for dinner?Copy !req
48. Well, Dexter,
creamed corn
and sliced Dee Dee.Copy !req
49. Dexter, could you
help me set the table?Copy !req
50. Uh, sure, mom.Copy !req
51. Dexter, have you
seen your sister?Copy !req
52. Uh, she went to spend the night
at her friend's place.Copy !req
53. Mo... mom, may I
be excused?Copy !req
54. But, honey,
you haven't even
touched your food.Copy !req
55. I'm not very hungry.Copy !req
56. It is very lonely here
without you.Copy !req
57. I...Copy !req
58. I can't even work.Copy !req
59. Dee Dee: Help me, Dexter.Copy !req
60. Hold on, Dee Dee.
I am coming.Copy !req
61. Computer,
commence flight preparationsCopy !req
62. for the star hammer
pursuit interceptor.Copy !req
63. I am en route to launch pad 3.
Pronto.Copy !req
64. Star hammer
is cleared for launch.Copy !req
65. Don't worry, Dee Dee.
I am coming to save you.Copy !req
66. Aah!Copy !req
67. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
68. Candy! Candy! Candy!
Candy! Candy!Copy !req
69. Any candy here?Copy !req
70. Aha! There she is!Copy !req
71. Ooh. Is this where you hide
the candy?Copy !req
72. Eugh!Copy !req
73. I have you now.Copy !req
74. Trying to escape me, eh?Copy !req
75. Not so fast.Copy !req
76. Mmm! Is this where
the candy is hiding?Copy !req
77. Ooh! Is this Taffy?Copy !req
78. Oh, my sweet pajamas.Copy !req
79. They have disappeared
into hyperspace.Copy !req
80. Aah!Copy !req
81. Aaaah!Copy !req
82. All right! Give up the girl,
you spacey paste eaters!Copy !req
83. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
84. Did you come to get
some candy, too?Copy !req
85. No, I came
to take you home.Copy !req
86. Well, we're not leaving
until we get some candy!Copy !req
87. What's candy?Copy !req
88. Hurry! Go get
her something!Copy !req
89. Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
90. Ooh! What does
this button do?Copy !req
91. Ooh! What's that?
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
92. Ahh!Copy !req
93. The justice friends—
3 of earth's mightiest heroes...Copy !req
94. Joining forces under one roof...Copy !req
95. To face the challenge
of everyday life.Copy !req
96. Starring major glory...Copy !req
97. Valhallen...Copy !req
98. And the infragible krunk in...Copy !req
99. What now?
Duckie.Copy !req
100. Yeah. Comb?Copy !req
101. Mirror?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. Fridge.Copy !req
104. Yeah.Copy !req
105. Couch.Copy !req
106. Hey,
puppet pal clem?Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. Whoa!Copy !req
109. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
110. Why you break toilet,
blondie?Copy !req
111. Dude, don't even
go there, dude.Copy !req
112. You know you
broke it, dude.Copy !req
113. Major glory:
What's going on in there?Copy !req
114. I'm still waiting
to take a shower.Copy !req
115. We better fix before
flagman find out.Copy !req
116. Uh... ok.Copy !req
117. I pledge allegiance
to the flag...Copy !req
118. No, no.Copy !req
119. I pledge allegiance...Copy !req
120. Hmm. I pledge allegiance
to the flagCopy !req
121. of the United States of America
and to the republic...Copy !req
122. This is crazy.Copy !req
123. Krunk no like basement.Copy !req
124. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
125. No. The republic—Copy !req
126. uh, flagman, flagman!Copy !req
127. We went into the basement
to fix a clog in the pipe,Copy !req
128. and we saw something
down there.Copy !req
129. It was nasty, dude.
You got to help us.Copy !req
130. All right. All right.
Just get off of me, will you?
I'm naked!Copy !req
131. Who goes there?
Show yourself!Copy !req
132. It is i—ratman—Copy !req
133. the darkest, most feared
vigilante of all time!Copy !req
134. Behold my cavernous rat cave.Copy !req
135. Uh, dude, I think you're
a little confused, dude.Copy !req
136. This is our basement.Copy !req
137. Nonsense!
Do not attempt your
clever ruse on me.Copy !req
138. Quickly identify
yourselvesCopy !req
139. before I am forced
to take extreme action!Copy !req
140. Why, we're
the justice friends,
of course.Copy !req
141. We're superheroes.Copy !req
142. And this
is our basement,Copy !req
143. so you'd better
start explainingCopy !req
144. what you're doing
down here.Copy !req
145. It all started long ago.Copy !req
146. There I was,
a mere child of 30,
living with my parents—Copy !req
147. a happy family.Copy !req
148. It was movie night.
We had just seenBen,Copy !req
149. and I must admit, I was
a little excited by the filmCopy !req
150. and was jumping around
like a giddy schoolgirlCopy !req
151. when a large sewer rat
emerged from the depths of
the hideous underground...Copy !req
152. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
153. Scaring both
of my parents away...Copy !req
154. Forever!Copy !req
155. Leaving me,
a mere child of 30,Copy !req
156. to fend for myself
in the cruel city.Copy !req
157. Fortunately for me,
the rats took me in,Copy !req
158. cared for me, fed me,
and clothed me,Copy !req
159. taught me the way of the rodent,Copy !req
160. got me into
top physical condition,Copy !req
161. and even sent me
to vocational school.Copy !req
162. Alas, I inherited
their vast fortune,Copy !req
163. thus becoming ratman—
feared creature of the night.Copy !req
164. You are a very
disturbed little man.Copy !req
165. You do know that,
don't you?Copy !req
166. Uh, wait, dude.
Your story
don't add up.Copy !req
167. I mean, aren't the rats
the ones who scared
your parents away?Copy !req
168. Then, what? Ratman,
what's the motivation
here?Copy !req
169. Are you, um, like,
avenging your parents,
or...Copy !req
170. What do you mean?Copy !req
171. I got the costume, the belt.
What's not to get?Copy !req
172. The generator!
It's about to blow!Copy !req
173. Justice friends,
assemble!Copy !req
174. Attack!Copy !req
175. Valhallen!Copy !req
176. I'm all washed-up, dude.Copy !req
177. Huh? Grr!Copy !req
178. Krunk!Copy !req
179. Krunk!Copy !req
180. Krunk! Major glory!Copy !req
181. Whoo!Copy !req
182. Will you guys quit playing
with the boiler?Copy !req
183. I'm trying to tell you
my origins story.Copy !req
184. No! No!Copy !req
185. Awesome!Copy !req
186. Wow.Copy !req
187. Now, where was I?Copy !req
188. Oh, yeah. The hideous,
cruel, dark blackness
of the night.Copy !req
189. So, Mr. Ratman,
they tell me you're
a crime fighter, eh?Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Of course
I'm a crime fighter!Copy !req
192. What the heck have
I been talking about?Copy !req
193. Well, how would you
like to become a memberCopy !req
194. of the greatest
crime-fighting team
in the biz—Copy !req
195. the justice friends!Copy !req
196. How much does it pay?Copy !req
197. Well, we pay standard
journeyman scale for
superhero crime fightersCopy !req
198. plus a health,
dental...Copy !req
199. Hmm.Copy !req
200. And vision plan.Copy !req
201. Cool!Copy !req
202. Psych!Copy !req
203. Just joshin'.Copy !req
204. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
205. So what's first
on the agenda?Copy !req
206. Let's get cracking.Copy !req
207. Now, now,
don't you worry,
little man.Copy !req
208. We've got a very
special job for you.Copy !req
209. Uh! Oh, I'm beat.Copy !req
210. What a battle!Copy !req
211. Krunk sore!Copy !req
212. All I want to do
is chill and watch
the tube.Copy !req
213. You can depend
on dippy diapers.Copy !req
214. If your baby's drippy,
just say dippy.Copy !req
215. Ratman is here!Copy !req
216. Show yourself,
evil scourge of justice!Copy !req
217. Gee, it's been
kind of slow lately.Copy !req
218. I mean, the blender last week,
the toaster before that.Copy !req
219. Where's all the archvillains
and psychopathic killers?Copy !req
220. I'm ready.
I can take them all.Copy !req
221. I got all these cool things...Copy !req
222. Dee Dee! Dee Dee!Copy !req
223. I heard
this great joke!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
224. Ok. Here it goes.Copy !req
225. A physics professor
and his assistantCopy !req
226. were working
on liberatingCopy !req
227. negatively charged
hydroxyl ionsCopy !req
228. when all of a sudden
the assistant says,Copy !req
229. "wait, professor.Copy !req
230. "What if
the salicylic acidsCopy !req
231. don't accept
the hydroxyl ion?"Copy !req
232. And the professor
responds,Copy !req
233. "that's no hydroxyl ion,
that's my wife."Copy !req
234. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
235. Hey, Earl. How's life
treating you?Copy !req
236. Don't ask.Copy !req
237. Too late.
I already did.Copy !req
238. Let's see.
What do we have here?Copy !req
239. Anything for me?
Anything for me?Copy !req
240. Anything for me?Copy !req
241. What about me?
Anything for me?Copy !req
242. Why do you always
copy me?Copy !req
243. Look, hon. There's
some mail hereCopy !req
244. for our little man
of the family.Copy !req
245. Oh, cool!Copy !req
246. What is this?Copy !req
247. Publishers sweepinghouse?Copy !req
248. Dee Dee, there is
one here for you, too.Copy !req
249. Oh, boy!
I could be eligibleCopy !req
250. for a chance at
winning an opportunity
to be eligible to win—Copy !req
251. do you know
what the odds areCopy !req
252. of you winning
something like that?Copy !req
253. You have got
a better chanceCopy !req
254. of finding it
on the playground.Copy !req
255. A bill?Copy !req
256. 200 million?Copy !req
257. But I'm just a kid.Copy !req
258. Where am I going to find
that kind of money?Copy !req
259. Place the stamp here
for a free clock
with 10 purchases.Copy !req
260. Dad, we need to have
a talk, man-to-man.Copy !req
261. Yeah, sure, son.Copy !req
262. Publishers sweepinghouse
will have you saying
"it's fun to be rich."Copy !req
263. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
264. It's about
my allowance.Copy !req
265. Pay attention, dad.Copy !req
266. Now, if you started me
at the rate of 5 cents
a week at age 4Copy !req
267. but in 9 months of that
year it was raised to
10 cents a week,Copy !req
268. ok, if it would
continue to raise at
an exponential rateCopy !req
269. compounded with
the rate of inflation...Copy !req
270. Sounds fair.Copy !req
271. And furthermore
factoring inCopy !req
272. the survey of the other
kids in the neighborhoodCopy !req
273. averaged into the statistics
of allowance ratesCopy !req
274. not only here
in this country,Copy !req
275. but all over the world,Copy !req
276. I should be making
$1.5 million weekly.Copy !req
277. Hmm. Can't argue
with the facts,Copy !req
278. but you'll have
to settle forCopy !req
279. a quarter of a million
this time, champ.Copy !req
280. Drat!Copy !req
281. What about me?Copy !req
282. Well, according
to Dexter's charts
and graphs,Copy !req
283. you should get 5 bucks
because you're older.Copy !req
284. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
285. Dexter, telephone!Copy !req
286. Hello?Copy !req
287. This is
the NASA payment
collection agency.Copy !req
288. We still haven't
received your
payment here.Copy !req
289. Did you
get our notice?Copy !req
290. Uh, I don't think so.Copy !req
291. I don't see it here.Copy !req
292. I've been busy here.Copy !req
293. I have been having trouble
getting my mail,Copy !req
294. and I have to leave
the country.Copy !req
295. Ok. Well, do you knowCopy !req
296. that you only have 2 days
left to pay it, then?Copy !req
297. But the notice says
I've got 10 days!Copy !req
298. Oh, so youdid
receive our notice,
then?Copy !req
299. Drat!Copy !req
300. What you doing,
Dexter?Copy !req
301. Huh? Get out of here,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
302. I am trying
to have a sale
and make some cash.Copy !req
303. A sale? Well, I'm going
to have a sale, too.Copy !req
304. So?Copy !req
305. Go ahead.Copy !req
306. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
307. for the finest
in home electronics—Copy !req
308. time traveler,
atomic smashing devices.Copy !req
309. Come on up.
Don't be shy.Copy !req
310. What can I do you for?Copy !req
311. Uh, yeah. How much
for this cool glowy
thingy?Copy !req
312. That, my good friend,Copy !req
313. is no mere
glowing thingy,Copy !req
314. but a nuclear
nitroliquid.Copy !req
315. Oh, I just wanted
a cool glowing thingy.Copy !req
316. Hmm. I better
take care of that later.Copy !req
317. Hey, mister, how much
for the giant ant?Copy !req
318. How much for the cool
glowing thingy?Copy !req
319. A dollar.Copy !req
320. How much for the video
game patterns book?Copy !req
321. Heh heh heh.
That one's not for sale.Copy !req
322. We shall take
your light converters.Copy !req
323. Fine. That will be 14.99
for the pair.Copy !req
324. I said we shalltake
your light converters.Copy !req
325. Like I said, take them,
they're yours.Copy !req
326. $6.00, $7.00, $8.00
and 41, 42, 43—Copy !req
327. how'd you do, Dexter?Copy !req
328. I'll do your homework.
I guarantee an "a."Copy !req
329. The price?
Only $2,000 a page.Copy !req
330. Oh! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
331. Fine, then! See if
you graduate Harvard
by yourself!Copy !req
332. It's dek McMahon!Copy !req
333. Dee Dee, there's someone
here to see you!Copy !req
334. Here you go, Dee Dee.Copy !req
335. You're our
$200 million winner.Copy !req
336. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
337. Holy cow!Copy !req
338. What do you say,
Dee Dee?Copy !req
339. Thanks!Copy !req
340. No problem, Dee Dee.
Just put it
in a safe spot.Copy !req
341. I will!Copy !req
342. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
343. I need to make some loot!Copy !req
344. Oh, boy!Copy !req
345. Now only $199,900,999
left to go.Copy !req
346. Dexter, there's some men
from NASA here to see you.Copy !req
347. Uh, tell them
I'll be right down.Copy !req
348. She does have more than enough.Copy !req
349. But what if I get caught?Copy !req
350. Oh!Copy !req
351. No, no. I will never resort
to stealing.Copy !req
352. A man of my stature
and intelligenceCopy !req
353. would never resort
to common thievery.Copy !req
354. Dexter!Copy !req
355. Oh, Dexter, you know I would
have loaned you the money...Copy !req
356. If only you had just asked.Copy !req
357. Oh, the shame!Copy !req
358. Would it be ok
if I asked you nowCopy !req
359. if it would be ok
if I could please
borrow the money?Copy !req
360. May I please
borrow the money?Copy !req
361. Um... ok, but only
under one condition.Copy !req
362. Dee Dee, keep your
things out of my side
of the lab!Copy !req
363. Sorry, Dexter.Copy !req
364. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
365. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
366. Enter at
your own peril,Copy !req
367. past
the bolted doorCopy !req
368. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
369. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
370. public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req