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2. Ha ha ha!
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3. Why do you do this?
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4. You are so stupid!
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5. Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!
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6. Oh, and let's
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9. Oh, yeah?
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I know how to have fun,
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11. doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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12. I may not know
all that scientifical,
mathemological stuff,
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to climb a tree,
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to pet a kitty
just right,
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17. Actually, I feel sorry
for you, Dexter.
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18. You're like a pickle—
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19. sour and all bottled up
in your laboratory.
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alone in the dark,
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to questions nobody asked,
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from the world,
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the true mysteries
of life.
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your cold, sterile
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27. Good-bye, Dexter.
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28. I shan't impose on you
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29. Dee Dee!
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30. Everything you said
was true.
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31. I don't want to be
a pickle,
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32. but I need
your help.
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to be free.
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of the Dee Dee.
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36. Meet me downstairs
in 10 minutes.
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37. Uh, where exactly
were we supposed
to meet?
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38. Dee Dee: Dexter?
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39. Dee Dee?
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40. Yes, my brother.
I am here.
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to start a journey
of enlightenment?
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which tie you to the lab.
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45. There must be
a stripping of the old
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46. before you start anew.
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into the light.
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any sunscreen.
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50. Do not fear,
little one.
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51. The first step
is always the hardest.
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52. Yes.
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the burning sands
to reach truth.
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54. Dexter,
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55. my heart
swells with joy
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56. seeing you here
in the yard.
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of you.
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58. Come. Let's begin.
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59. Look here, Dexter.
What do you see?
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60. I see aranunculus,
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61. a buttercup possessing
7 stamens, a stigma,
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62. 5 petals, 5 sepals—
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63. yes, yes, dear.
I know you can
examine it,
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65. can yousmell
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69. an animal pantomime.
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70. What?
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71. Yeah.
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72. You know, act like
your favorite animal.
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73. I'm a bird! I'm a bird!
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animal stuff,
sister.
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homo sapien.
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Visualize.
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years ago,
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ruled by a herd
of great beasts—
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triceratops,
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a formidable foe,
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armored hide,
massive size,
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90. all belie
his true nature.
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closer study
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grinding teeth,
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94. A herbivore,
a gentle
plant-eater.
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Dexter.
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97. but we're definitely
making progress.
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98. Along with mental
exercise,
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99. one must balance it
with physical exercise.
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100. It's all
about the balance.
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for new heights,
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102. one may reach
the end of his rope,
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103. but upon
achieving a balance
between both halves,
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104. the 2 turn round
upon themselves,
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105. creating a wheel,
spinning themselves
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and higher.
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107. Are you sure
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108. This is the final
and most important
exercise of all.
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109. Heck, yeah.
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110. I'm a triceratops
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a buttercup
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wheels, baby.
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self-expression.
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115. Let it flow through
your mind and body.
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116. Just let it loose.
Break out.
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117. Yeah, yeah.
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118. I've seen you do it
a million times.
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Look at yourself!
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134. You're a monster!
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135. No longer
the quiet creator,
but a mad destroyer.
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136. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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137. I shouldn't have
pushed you.
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138. I know now
it wasn't my place
to try to change you.
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139. Oh, Dexter...
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141. Oh, what have I done?
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143. 3 of earth's
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of everyday life.
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146. Starring major glory,
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148. and the infragible krunk
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149. in...
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150. Justice friends,
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151. Justice friends,
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152. Justice friends,
assemble! Assemble! Assemble!
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153. No need to scream,
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154. We're right here.
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155. You block TV.
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156. No more TV until we
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157. Practicing what?
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158. Your superhero
entrances.
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159. You two have
been very lazy
as of late.
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"justice friends,
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161. you enter
dramatically,
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162. like this.
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163. Justice friends,
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164. Major glory!
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165. See?
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166. It is imperative
that you two are
in tiptop shape.
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167. For what?
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168. We are
about to face
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challenge ever
put before us.
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170. My uncle is
coming to visit
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171. So? Why art thou
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173. Uncle Sam
won't tolerate
imperfection.
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a wee minor glory
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uncle Sam took me
under his wing.
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American hero that
ever lived!
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180. Now give me 500 laps
around the world
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to salute.
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accomplished, sir.
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184. Pledge of allegiance.
Go!
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to the flag
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of america.
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187. Again!
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188. I pledge allegiance
to the flag...
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189. Of the United States
of america.
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190. Ahh. Those were
the days.
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191. In any case,
uncle Sam demands
perfection,
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192. and I'll see to it
that he gets it.
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193. Now, entrances!
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195. It's going to be
a long week.
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196. Now then,
uncle Sam demands
good etiquette,
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coffee...
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pinkie extended.
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199. Valhallen?
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200. Excellent.
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201. Ha ha ha!
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202. How about you,
krunk?
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Extend the pinkie.
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Extend the pinkie.
Extend the pinkie!
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206. Major glory: Uncle Sam
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is great practice.
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208. Just keep your back
straight, krunk.
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209. We'll straighten
you out yet.
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place spotless
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of a neat freak.
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commence!
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216. Oh...
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217. Goodness, how I love
the sound of clean.
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218. Ooh, room messy.
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219. Krunk clean.
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220. Did you hear
something, dear?
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221. Probably just
them crazy kids
upstairs again.
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222. Major glory: Now then,
how about your costumes?
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your hair is too long,
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224. and this outfit
is in shreds,
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225. and, krunk, you show
far too much flesh.
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226. Uncle Sam will
never accept this.
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Just look at you two.
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231. The very epitome
of the American dream.
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232. Valhallen—a well-groomed
all-American sports hero,
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233. and krunk—a stunning
symbol of successful
American business.
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234. Uncle Sam
will be so pleased.
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krunk smash?
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uncle leaves.
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238. Uncle Sam should
be here any minute.
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239. Justice friends,
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240. Viking god of rock
and future baseball
hall of famer—
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242. I think I got
a raspberry.
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mightiest mortal
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Of his own amalgamated
stock-investment firm—
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246. Have reports
on krunk's desk
by 9:00 tomorrow,
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247. or krunk smash!
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248. Let's do lunch.
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249. No, no, no!
A thousand times no!
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250. Valhallen,
you were supposed
to slide headfirst,
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251. and, krunk,
that tie does not
go with that shirt.
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go over it again
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253. and again and again
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255. ¿Comprende?
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256. Is there a problem?
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257. Perhaps I've pushed
you too hard.
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259. Egad!
Uncle Sam is here!
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you answer the door.
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264. Major glory:
Uncle Sam!
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to you?
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266. Doctor's orders,
nephew.
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too high-strung.
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a lived-in pad, man.
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nephew.
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277. You just
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278. Ahh...
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279. Time now
for a nice sit.
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280. Hey! What do I
look like, a chair?
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281. Nope.
"I" looks like this.
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282. TV: Now back
tofield scientist.
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of monkey-people
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humanlike behavior.
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285. This is
first-grade stuff.
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288. Girl, you look the best.
Look at you.
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Slumber party!
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Slumber party!
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293. Computer, access
all available data
on "girl."
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294. Complete file
displayed for "girl."
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295. That's all? Huh.
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so very little
about this "girl."
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humankind must know
next to nothing.
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298. It is up to me,
then.
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299. I must observe them
in their natural
element...
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300. But they must not
know I am near.
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301. I will need
an ingenious
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302. Yo! This group
looks dope, mee mee.
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that I can bug out to.
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304. Dexter's log,
field supplement.
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305. I am here deep
in the heart
of the bowels
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and dangerous
tribe of "girl."
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exhibit humanlike
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you can't have that
spot every time.
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No tap tap.
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see them right now
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territorial rights.
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316. Incredible.
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anywhere in this game.
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no erasies, and—
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in glamour town,
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should grow in the shade
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unicorn" bag
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the glow-in-the-dark
unicorn poster.
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328. Dee Dee:
A unicorn sundae!
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without...
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332. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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this leads
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power struggles.
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savage creatures.
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336. Huh?
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337. Wow! And look how
they reestablish
their unity
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magical teen idols.
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you smell
divine.
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love.
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if I do.
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343. Ooh, Lee Lee,
you're going to
smell beautiful.
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345. Oh, no!
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have spotted me!
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I'm being attacked!
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and I'll—
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351. interesting outfit.
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352. Dee, your bro
is weird.
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353. Oh, no. He just has
special needs.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Come on out.
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We won't hurt you.
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of peace offering.
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I don't offend them.
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so smart,
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magazine's
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quiz.
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374. Yeah!
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their culture?
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favorite animal?
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appease them.
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likes girls!
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na na na!
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and some girls
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hysterical.
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chanting in some
native tongue.
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395. Hey, if Dexter's going
to have a girlfriend,
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give him a...
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397. Makeover!
Makeover! Makeover!
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398. Ok. First of all,
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is out.
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have to do for now.
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404. Ok. First we do
your nails.
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406. I guess I was
all wrong about
these simpletons.
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407. They are humbled
by my superior
development.
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bowing at my feet.
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Now your makeup.
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411. Well, I think
that's the best
we can do here.
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416. What is this?
War paint!
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going on here?
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look how pretty you are,
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old hairdo,
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look good...
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422. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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423. I've become
a human sacrifice!
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424. No!
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but your bro is weird.
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he's kind of cute.
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427. Dee Dee and mee mee:
Lee Lee and Dexter
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