1. - Lindsay's Mirror DepotCopy !req
2. is Detroit's one stopCopy !req
3. for all your mirror needs.Copy !req
4. We have round mirrors,Copy !req
5. wall mirrors,Copy !req
6. rectangle mirrors,Copy !req
7. golden mirrors,Copy !req
8. rustic mirrors,Copy !req
9. fancy mirrors,Copy !req
10. baby's first mirror,Copy !req
11. brown mirrors.Copy !req
12. We have every kind of mirror
in the worldCopy !req
13. that we could find.Copy !req
14. - Lea, I thought
we kept telling youCopy !req
15. to take us out in post.Copy !req
16. - And I kept telling you
I can't do that.Copy !req
17. - Well, buckle up, everybody,Copy !req
18. 'cause we are not
leaving this roomCopy !req
19. until we get this right.Copy !req
20. - Oh, actually, it's 6:00.
- You can barely see us.Copy !req
21. Let's put a pin in this
till Monday morning.Copy !req
22. Great job, everybody.Copy !req
23. You have plans for the weekend?Copy !req
24. - Uh, yeah, I'm gonna
have dinner at your house.Copy !req
25. You?Copy !req
26. - Yeah.Copy !req
27. - Yeah, I'm...Copy !req
28. I'm having dinner
with my best friend.Copy !req
29. - Let's do it.Copy !req
30. - Ah, but first,Copy !req
31. I have to take a little tripCopy !req
32. to the third floor.Copy !req
33. - Ah, the third floor.Copy !req
34. - Yes, old magic number three.Copy !req
35. - I take it the Browns are going
to the Super Bowl?Copy !req
36. - Yeah. I first have to, uh,
drop the kids off at the poolCopy !req
37. and then I'm going to, uh,
crap in that pool.Copy !req
38. - Mm-hmm, and you're gonna
do it in the lovely,Copy !req
39. pristine, quiet majesty...Copy !req
40. - Yes.
- Of the third floor bathroom.Copy !req
41. - Yes, of course.
- For your journey, sir.Copy !req
42. - Thank you, my friend.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
43. Have a fantastic poop.Copy !req
44. Morning, Sheila.
- Morning, Sheila.Copy !req
45. - Morning, boys.Copy !req
46. Lindsay of Lindsay's
Mirror Depot called.Copy !req
47. She wants to see the commercial.Copy !req
48. - Well, that would make
three of us.Copy !req
49. Shall we?Copy !req
50. - Uh, one minute.Copy !req
51. The third floor is...Copy !req
52. calling my butthole's name.Copy !req
53. - Is it, uh...Copy !req
54. Oh, Frederick!Copy !req
55. Why, who is it?Copy !req
56. - It's the third floor.Copy !req
57. - Well, I declare,Copy !req
58. I'm coming to poop on you.Copy !req
59. Actually, poop and pee.Copy !req
60. I got to do both.Copy !req
61. I—I'm talking as Sam now.Copy !req
62. - I don't know
what you're doing.Copy !req
63. - Yeah, no, it's me.
It's Sam.Copy !req
64. - Oh. Well, if you're traveling,Copy !req
65. you are going to need
your suitcase.Copy !req
66. - Why, thank you,
my good man.Copy !req
67. - Of course.Copy !req
68. Did you get outside this
weekend, or did you...?Copy !req
69. - The phone lines are off,Copy !req
70. so distribute the extension listCopy !req
71. and Wi-Fi password.Copy !req
72. Also, make sure everybodyCopy !req
73. breaks down their empty
cardboard boxes for recycling.Copy !req
74. Tim. It's over.Copy !req
75. It's over.
The third floor is over.Copy !req
76. - Sam, slow down.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
77. So okay, so I went downstairsCopy !req
78. to poop, and then, uh—
you—I went downstairs.Copy !req
79. There's a bunch of people,
and there's—there'sCopy !req
80. a business down there, and—
- You sped up.Copy !req
81. You sped up.
A password—Copy !req
82. - Sam, slow down.
What's wrong?Copy !req
83. - We can't poop on
the third floor anymore.Copy !req
84. - Take it back.Copy !req
85. What the hell?Copy !req
86. - Take it back.Copy !req
87. - Stop trying to kill me.Copy !req
88. - You're frickin' stronger
than me.Copy !req
89. Who cares?Copy !req
90. - Ned, red alert.Copy !req
91. - Yo, Tim, Sam.Copy !req
92. My favorite ad guys.Copy !req
93. Oh! Got a commercial for you.Copy !req
94. Campbell's Soup:
it's just wet-ass food.Copy !req
95. - Not now, Ned.Copy !req
96. There are intruders
in the building.Copy !req
97. - No, that's that new
tech company.Copy !req
98. They just moved in.
They're pretty cool.Copy !req
99. As in fullCopy !req
100. - Yeah. They're legit too.Copy !req
101. They're doing
all these renovations.Copy !req
102. Like, they're fixing stuff up.Copy !req
103. Right upstairs with that.Copy !req
104. Oh, while I got you guys here,Copy !req
105. I want to get your pictures,
'cause everybody has to getCopy !req
106. these new ID badges now.Copy !req
107. - Cheese.Copy !req
108. Oh, those shoulders.Copy !req
109. And that neck.Copy !req
110. - Thanks, Ned.Copy !req
111. - Jesus Christ, that neck.Copy !req
112. Bye, Tim.Copy !req
113. - What the...Copy !req
114. - Hold the door.Copy !req
115. Thanks.Copy !req
116. Sorry.Copy !req
117. DUI?Copy !req
118. - No, it's just good exercise,Copy !req
119. good for the environment.Copy !req
120. You guys are up on four?
- Yeah.Copy !req
121. Tim Cramblin,
Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.Copy !req
122. Been in the building
for decades.Copy !req
123. Many decades, hundreds of years.Copy !req
124. - Sam Duvet.Copy !req
125. I'm his best friend,
also co-boss.Copy !req
126. - Toby Hart, DTC.Copy !req
127. We're a tech company
out of Denver,Copy !req
128. and we are super excitedCopy !req
129. to be moving our headquarters
here to Detroit.Copy !req
130. Didn't even have to
change the D.Copy !req
131. - Automated customer
communication.Copy !req
132. Basically, we want to do
for the service repair industryCopy !req
133. what Home Depot did
for hammers and nails.Copy !req
134. - Oh.Copy !req
135. - Third floor.Copy !req
136. See you around, neighbors.Copy !req
137. - Tip to tail,
piece of shit.Copy !req
138. - But new tech company
is good for the city.Copy !req
139. - It's good for the city.Copy !req
140. - Good for the city.Copy !req
141. - I think hammers did more
for Home DepotCopy !req
142. than Home Depot did for hammers.Copy !req
143. I mean, like,
how do you even buildCopy !req
144. a Home Depot without the hammer?Copy !req
145. - Let's go check in with Lea.Copy !req
146. - Uh, you go ahead, my good man.Copy !req
147. But I still have a stinky little
Santa Claus up my butt,Copy !req
148. and the only chimney
is behind Sheila's desk.Copy !req
149. Aw.Copy !req
150. Hello, Sheila.Copy !req
151. - Sam.Copy !req
152. - Uh, you want to maybe
go get a coffee?Copy !req
153. - No, I'm just fine.Copy !req
154. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
155. Uh, maybe you want to go
get a cof—Copy !req
156. uh, like, a tea?Copy !req
157. Maybe, like, a smoothie?Copy !req
158. - I'm fine.Copy !req
159. - Can you please leave your desk
for a little bit?Copy !req
160. Fine.Copy !req
161. - We have round mirrors,Copy !req
162. wall mirrors,Copy !req
163. rectangle mirrors.Copy !req
164. - It's getting there.Copy !req
165. It's getting there.Copy !req
166. Can we just zoom in here,Copy !req
167. pull this out, stretch it,Copy !req
168. then digitalize it?Copy !req
169. - No.Copy !req
170. - We're close.Copy !req
171. - We're close!Copy !req
172. - I'm not gonna apologize
for that, Sheila.Copy !req
173. - It's fine.
- All right, look.Copy !req
174. I don't like it
any more than you do, okay?Copy !req
175. But that's just the world
we're living in.Copy !req
176. - I said it's fine.Copy !req
177. - If we don't poop,
we die, Sheila.Copy !req
178. - Is Sheila refusing
to poop again?Copy !req
179. - You've got Lindsay
on line one!Copy !req
180. - Hey, Lindsay, you're on
with Tim and Sam.Copy !req
181. This is Tim.
- This is Sam.Copy !req
182. - Hi, guys. Now, and—Copy !req
183. and when can I see
the commercial?Copy !req
184. 'Cause it was due last Friday.Copy !req
185. - Lindsay, this is Tim.
I thought we said this Friday.Copy !req
186. - No, no, we said last Friday.Copy !req
187. - Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.Copy !req
188. Let's go ahead and chalk that up
to a miscommunication.Copy !req
189. - Lindsay, this is Tim.Copy !req
190. Yeah, we bungled that
on our end,Copy !req
191. but we'll definitely haveCopy !req
192. something to show you
by this Friday.Copy !req
193. - Lindsay, Sam.
Yeah, we want to make sureCopy !req
194. that thing's absolutely perfect
for you, okay?Copy !req
195. - Boys, this is Sheila.Copy !req
196. We lost Lindsay.Copy !req
197. - Sheila, this is Tim.Copy !req
198. Can we try and get Lindsay
back on the line?Copy !req
199. - Tim, Sheila.Copy !req
200. I'm working on it.Copy !req
201. - Sheila, this is Sam.Copy !req
202. Thank you, Sheila.Copy !req
203. - That was pretty good.Copy !req
204. - No, it was not.Copy !req
205. - No, it definitely wasn't.Copy !req
206. Yeah, I'll send
a follow-up emailCopy !req
207. to Lindsay when I get home.Copy !req
208. - Oh, you don't have to.Copy !req
209. You can send it
from here now, actually.Copy !req
210. Yeah, those buttmunches on threeCopy !req
211. installed fiber-optic Wi-Fi
for the whole building.Copy !req
212. - Now grab your perfect
little pecker and start...Copy !req
213. - It's a JOI video.Copy !req
214. It's jerk-off instructions.Copy !req
215. - They tell you why to jerk off.Copy !req
216. - We really are living
in the future.Copy !req
217. - Grab your private area
and yank.Copy !req
218. - You know, as much as I hate
that DTC took away our bathroomCopy !req
219. and made us get security badges,Copy !req
220. they haven't been all that bad
for the building.Copy !req
221. - Oh, I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
222. You know, I say,
welcome, DTC.Copy !req
223. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
224. "Saving Detroit"?Copy !req
225. - Oh, eat shit.Copy !req
226. - You eat shit, asshole!Copy !req
227. - Tim, not you.
Them.Copy !req
228. - Oh.
Yeah, eat shit!Copy !req
229. - "The new face
of the Motor City"?Copy !req
230. I'm honestly mad,
and I don't get mad.Copy !req
231. - You don't. You get even.
- I do.Copy !req
232. - Smug son of a bitch
has been here one week.Copy !req
233. They're on the cover
of a magazine?Copy !req
234. We've been here
our entire lives.Copy !req
235. We've never been on the cover
of a magazine.Copy !req
236. - Well, "Chubby Buddies."Copy !req
237. - Yeah, "Chubby Buddies."Copy !req
238. - I'm starving.Copy !req
239. Let's get something to eat.Copy !req
240. "Saving Detroit."Copy !req
241. They're not even from Detroit.
We're from Detroit.Copy !req
242. - No, I'm from Detroit.
You're from suburbs.Copy !req
243. - Don't say that anymore.Copy !req
244. - You can't just waltz into the
city and claim it as your own.Copy !req
245. - Yeah, you can't just throw on
a Tigers cap,Copy !req
246. eat a Coney dog, and all
of a sudden you're Kid Rock.Copy !req
247. - He's from the suburbs too.
- Come on.Copy !req
248. Why are we stopping?Copy !req
249. - Hey, Sam, Tim.Copy !req
250. - Toby.Copy !req
251. - This is Abigail.Copy !req
252. - Hey, guys.
- Hey.Copy !req
253. - Uh, yeah, we do.Copy !req
254. - That's a stupid joke.
I don't like that joke anymore.Copy !req
255. We're on the fourth floor.Copy !req
256. - Oh, hey, Toby,Copy !req
257. I just wanted
to personally thank youCopy !req
258. for saving our city.Copy !req
259. - Yeah, thanks for
reaching into the garbageCopy !req
260. and pulling us out.Copy !req
261. - Oh, you guys saw
the magazine thing.Copy !req
262. That is so embarrassing.Copy !req
263. But you know,
whatever helps the business.Copy !req
264. - Mm-hmm.
- Saving Detroit.Copy !req
265. I guess we're gonna have to
start wearing capes to work.Copy !req
266. - Hey, we're gonna do
a pedal pub at 6:00 tonight.Copy !req
267. Should be supes fun.Copy !req
268. - It's a bar on wheelsCopy !req
269. that you pedal around.Copy !req
270. You guys want to join?Copy !req
271. - Ah, we can't.Copy !req
272. We're buried too deepCopy !req
273. under the ashes
of our smoldering city.Copy !req
274. You're funny, Tim.Copy !req
275. - Actually, I'm not.
Sam's the funny one.Copy !req
276. - Well, when I have time
to prepare.Copy !req
277. - Hey, we were gonna have lunch
at a place on Gratiot.Copy !req
278. Is that a safe area?Copy !req
279. - Yeah, it's a safe area.Copy !req
280. This is Detroit,
not a third world country.Copy !req
281. - It says it's only
a 12-minute walk.Copy !req
282. Walk?Copy !req
283. No.
- Absolutely take a car.Copy !req
284. Absolutely.Copy !req
285. Just keep your heads above ya,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
286. - Look up.
Stay off your phone.Copy !req
287. - Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
288. - We have round mirrors,Copy !req
289. wall mirrors,Copy !req
290. rectangle mirrors.Copy !req
291. - No.Copy !req
292. See, that doesn't work.Copy !req
293. - I've checked every frame
of footage twice.Copy !req
294. This is the closest thing
we haveCopy !req
295. to a clean shot of a mirror.Copy !req
296. - I can still see Sam in it.Copy !req
297. - You know, uh, in the end,
what you're gonna want to doCopy !req
298. is digitalize it.Copy !req
299. - That's not a real thing.Copy !req
300. - You keep saying that.Copy !req
301. - Well, we have
a lot of work to do,Copy !req
302. and we are fresh out
of tomorrows,Copy !req
303. so we're gonna have to
work late tonight.Copy !req
304. Actually, I—Copy !req
305. I think I'm just gonna go home.Copy !req
306. I'm—yeah, I'm not
feeling too hot, so...Copy !req
307. - How many hot dogs
you have for lunch?Copy !req
308. - Three.
- Well, there's your problem.Copy !req
309. You're starving.Copy !req
310. Your body's literally
eating itself.Copy !req
311. Let me see if I have any
emergency dogs in my desk.Copy !req
312. I bet I do.Copy !req
313. That's okay.
I'll just see you tomorrow.Copy !req
314. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
315. - All right, feel better.
- Thanks, pal.Copy !req
316. - I love you and I trust you.Copy !req
317. Sam.Copy !req
318. - I hate it when it's just
the two of us.Copy !req
319. - Not as fun.Copy !req
320. - Yeah, well,
your breath stinks.Copy !req
321. Why don't you try flipping that?Copy !req
322. Flip the front and the back.Copy !req
323. - Spirit Airlines:
dying while flying.Copy !req
324. - Night, Ned.Copy !req
325. - Night, Tim.Copy !req
326. - Whoo!Copy !req
327. - DTC.Copy !req
328. Sam Duvet!Copy !req
329. - This is so much fun.Copy !req
330. When do we stop?
Soon?Copy !req
331. You're so funny.Copy !req
332. We just got started.Copy !req
333. We've got another two hours!Copy !req
334. - Oh, no.Copy !req
335. - I'm...Copy !req
336. mad!Copy !req
337. - Bologna:
because it's all the meats.Copy !req
338. Yeah, don't hold the door.Copy !req
339. I said, don't hold
the door!Copy !req
340. - Morning, Sheila.Copy !req
341. - Good morning, Sam.Copy !req
342. - Oh!Copy !req
343. Well, there he is.Copy !req
344. The man of the hour.Copy !req
345. - Good news, buddy.Copy !req
346. I was, uh, talking to Abigail,Copy !req
347. and she said that the DTC—Copy !req
348. Can, uh, actually help usCopy !req
349. with the mirror commercial.Copy !req
350. Yeah.
Mm, mm.Copy !req
351. Uh, she said that they could,
uh, digitalize it.Copy !req
352. - Huh. No shit.Copy !req
353. I knew that was a thing.Copy !req
354. DTC to the rescue again.Copy !req
355. - They should start
wearing capes to work.Copy !req
356. Capes.Copy !req
357. Capes.Copy !req
358. That's funny.Copy !req
359. Yeah.Copy !req
360. - Yeah, we're doing it.Copy !req
361. - Oh, Sam.Copy !req
362. I was just so gutted yesterdayCopy !req
363. that you felt downCopy !req
364. because we'd been working
so hard,Copy !req
365. so I went ahead and rented usCopy !req
366. one of those supes fun
pedal pubs.Copy !req
367. - No.Copy !req
368. You're good to ride?Copy !req
369. Not sore for some reason?Copy !req
370. - Nope.Copy !req
371. - Great.Copy !req
372. I'm just glad to have
my buddy back.Copy !req
373. - So let's get up
and get out there.Copy !req
374. Come on, my friend.
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
375. Yeah.
- Let's hit the road.Copy !req
376. - I'm gonna hit the road.
I'm so happy about it,Copy !req
377. I'm gonna just kind of laugh
on my way up.Copy !req
378. - It sure is.Copy !req
379. - And it's even more funCopy !req
380. that we're doing it
for the first time together.Copy !req
381. - Sure is, pal.Copy !req
382. You seem a little tired,
old friend.Copy !req
383. - Yeah.Copy !req
384. - I don't feel tired.Copy !req
385. You want to talk about tired?Copy !req
386. Sheila's barely even pedaling.Copy !req
387. - That just means more exerciseCopy !req
388. for the two of us, old pal.Copy !req
389. - Right, old buddy.Copy !req
390. I mean, we could stop
at any time.Copy !req
391. You do hate exercise.Copy !req
392. - You know, I used to
hate exercise,Copy !req
393. and then all of a sudden,
as if by magic,Copy !req
394. I decided to love itCopy !req
395. without telling my best friend.Copy !req
396. - To a bar that doesn't move.Copy !req
397. - And then there were two.Copy !req
398. - Then there were.Copy !req
399. - You were feeling sick
last night.Copy !req
400. How'd you recover so quick?Copy !req
401. - I just went right home
and went straight to bed.Copy !req
402. - I saw you!Copy !req
403. You were on the bike pub
with DTC!Copy !req
404. - Fine, I lied!Copy !req
405. And you know what?
They're not that bad.Copy !req
406. They're just pretending
to be from Detroit.Copy !req
407. They're not going anywhere.Copy !req
408. They're here now.Copy !req
409. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
410. - Then why did you lie to me
about it?Copy !req
411. - Because, Tim, sometimesCopy !req
412. you always get mad
about everything.Copy !req
413. - No, I don't!Copy !req
414. - What would you have said
if I told you I wantedCopy !req
415. to cut out of work early
to go ride pedal pubsCopy !req
416. 'cause I liked some girl?Copy !req
417. - I'd have choked you out!Copy !req
418. - I'd have blocked you!Copy !req
419. - Yeah, Abigail.Copy !req
420. - Why didn't you just
tell me this before?Copy !req
421. - Why couldn't you have said
all this back at the office?Copy !req
422. - 'Cause this honestly
looked fun to me.Copy !req
423. I didn't know
you would have to pedal.Copy !req
424. - I know.
Who wants to pedal a bikeCopy !req
425. while you slug these bad boys?Copy !req
426. - I really just want
to sit back and slug beers.Copy !req
427. That's all I want to—Copy !req
428. and we're getting
on the highway.Copy !req
429. - Oh, crap!Copy !req
430. - We're gonna die!Copy !req
431. - Yeah, back at ya!Copy !req
432. - Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.Copy !req
433. Did you get a chance to see
the commercial?Copy !req
434. - I loved it.Copy !req
435. The mirrors were gorgeous.Copy !req
436. - Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.Copy !req
437. Glad you liked
how gorgeous they were.Copy !req
438. How'd you make 'em so gorgeous?Copy !req
439. - Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.Copy !req
440. I can speak to that.Copy !req
441. We had a tech company
digitalize it.Copy !req
442. - It's brilliant.
Go ahead and run it.Copy !req
443. Guys?Copy !req
444. Are you guys there?Copy !req
445. Tim?Copy !req
446. Sam?Copy !req
447. - Linds, this is Tim.Copy !req
448. Will do.Copy !req
449. Till next time.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
450. - Boom.
Ba-da bing, ba-da boom.Copy !req
451. It's easy peasy.Copy !req
452. You and me,
forget about it.Copy !req
453. Everybody knows.Copy !req
454. Whew.Copy !req
455. Oh, Christ!Copy !req
456. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
457. My legs.Copy !req
458. - There you go.
Back in, back in.Copy !req
459. - Oh.
- Put your little legs up.Copy !req
460. - Yeah. Hey.Copy !req
461. - Sorry I made you do
back-to-back pedal pubs.Copy !req
462. - Sorry I brilliantly
deceived youCopy !req
463. and, uh, so I could do
the first one.Copy !req
464. - Yeah, no worries.Copy !req
465. It's actually pretty fun
to do it.Copy !req
466. - Yeah, it actually
is really fun.Copy !req
467. I had a great time.Copy !req
468. - I would honestlyCopy !req
469. take out the drinking.Copy !req
470. - I was thinking
the exact same thing.Copy !req
471. - I don't even—
- Oh, frick!Copy !req
472. Oh, Christ!
- Come on.Copy !req
473. - Hey, Tim, Sam.Copy !req
474. - Hey.Copy !req
475. I just wanted to thank you guysCopy !req
476. for helping us out
on our commercial.Copy !req
477. - No problem.Copy !req
478. Always have time to help
a fellow Detroiter.Copy !req
479. - Hey, uh, tonight
we're going "fowling,"Copy !req
480. which is like a—
it's like football and bowling,Copy !req
481. kind of like—
- That sounds really fun.Copy !req
482. My boyfriend would love that.Copy !req
483. - Nope, we can't.Copy !req
484. We got to work, so...Copy !req
485. - You just invited us.Copy !req
486. - That's not how I remember it.Copy !req
487. You can come
if you'd like, though.Copy !req
488. Why are we stopping?Copy !req
489. They're actually from Seattle.Copy !req
490. - Hey, Toby.Copy !req
491. It's good for the city.Copy !req
492. So what's your name?Copy !req
493. - Fat mirrors,Copy !req
494. thin mirrors,Copy !req
495. glass mirrors,Copy !req
496. itty-bitty cat mirrors,Copy !req
497. weird mirrors.Copy !req
498. Please come and take a look
at our mirrorsCopy !req
499. and yourself
in one of our mirrors.Copy !req