1. It's been a few months since the release of the first two singles, "Satsugai" and "Grotesque..."Copy !req
2. Krauser-san talked a little bit about the album tonight.Copy !req
3. I bet they're trying hard to record it perfectly down in Hell.Copy !req
4. And DMC dove straight into recording their long awaited first album...Copy !req
5. Okay Krauser. Time for the vocals!Copy !req
6. Put your heart into it.Copy !req
7. Bring a sticky flood of wetness into this world!Copy !req
8. Three, two, one, fuck.Copy !req
9. Hey fuckhead, don't skip the parts that make me wet!Copy !req
10. DMC's first album is gonna destroy the world!Copy !req
11. You won't destroy anyone's mind with those gay vocals!Copy !req
12. B-But you told me to put my heart into it...Copy !req
13. That's why I sang it like I did...Copy !req
14. When you sing "Satsugai," I want you to sing like you're really killing and raping your parents!Copy !req
15. I want to feel the hatred and death spilling out when you sing "My Hatred Will Flow Unto You!"Copy !req
16. But there's no one I really hate to that extent...Copy !req
17. Fuck! Just shut the fuck up already!Copy !req
18. One more time, from the top!Copy !req
19. I don't want this album to be released anyways,Copy !req
20. and yet I've been locked up in here for days.Copy !req
21. What will I do if the album starts flying off the shelves?Copy !req
22. Hey bitch! Let's hear "My Hatred Will Flow Unto You" already!Copy !req
23. If this was during a concert, I'd naturally feel more into the song.Copy !req
24. But have I really hated someone with all my heart before?Copy !req
25. Wait! Last Sunday!Copy !req
26. These cream puffs were featured in Amoure Amour...Copy !req
27. But the line's really long.Copy !req
28. I'm sorry, but the guy before you just bought the last one.Copy !req
29. What?! But I've been waiting here for two hours!Copy !req
30. My cream puffs...!Copy !req
31. You're not gonna kill anybody with that kinda hatred!Copy !req
32. I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
33. Camus, it's drum time!Copy !req
34. Look at him. His barbaric drumming is ingenious!Copy !req
35. I wonder what he thinks about that enables him to play the drums so crazily like that...Copy !req
36. Okay! Jagi, c'mon!Copy !req
37. My cunt is getting soaked!Copy !req
38. Yes, that's it! Deeper, deeper!Copy !req
39. Wada-kun's gotten a lot better...Copy !req
40. The president's pleased!Copy !req
41. Good thing I've been practicing every day until my fingers stop moving...!Copy !req
42. Yes, this is it.Copy !req
43. It's like the feeling of knowing that in some small pocket of the world, nuclear weapons are being manufactured!Copy !req
44. Okay Krauser!Copy !req
45. I want you to finish off this nuclear weapon with your guitar and vocals!Copy !req
46. I-I can't take this anymore!Copy !req
47. I hate nuclear weapons!Copy !req
48. Shit! He ran away.Copy !req
49. That dumbass...Copy !req
50. Die.Copy !req
51. I've had enough. I don't want to go back.Copy !req
52. Oh yeah, the president gave these to me this morning.Copy !req
53. Letters from a bunch of DMC fans.Copy !req
54. I didn't know that so many people were waiting for the album...Copy !req
55. I guess I'm kinda like them, since I wait for new albums from my favorite artists too...Copy !req
56. But I still don't want to play death metal music...Copy !req
57. Dear Krauser-san,Copy !req
58. the courage to undergo surgery.Copy !req
59. After listening to DMC's music, I finally gatheredCopy !req
60. fails, then I will no longer be alive.Copy !req
61. However, if the surgical procedureCopy !req
62. Krauser-san, has anything scary like this ever happened to you?Copy !req
63. the new album and go to more concerts.Copy !req
64. I hope I will recover soon, so I can listen toCopy !req
65. - Fukatsu RyoutaCopy !req
66. Is this guy sick?Copy !req
67. He's supporting DMC even when he's on the thin line between life and death...Copy !req
68. I can't just ignore this guy and leave DMC behind!Copy !req
69. I'll give this another shot, and pray for Ryouta's recovery.Copy !req
70. R-Ryouta, a friend's here to see you.Copy !req
71. K-Krauser-san!Copy !req
72. How are you feeling?Copy !req
73. What are you doing here?!Copy !req
74. Stay still and listen, I don't have much time.Copy !req
75. Miss, could you cut these melons up and serve them to Ryouta-kun?Copy !req
76. U-Uh, okay.Copy !req
77. That letter you sent summoned me from Hell,
even though I'm busy with recording the album!Copy !req
78. Thank you so much for coming...Copy !req
79. Have you decided to go through with the operation?Copy !req
80. Well, the operation's tomorrow, but I still have a lot of doubts...Copy !req
81. Tomorrow?Copy !req
82. His cough sounds pretty bad. He must have a terminal disease.Copy !req
83. Cease the doubts and stow the coughing!Copy !req
84. A true follower of DMC shows no fear!Copy !req
85. You're right. Surely Krauser-san, even you must not know what fear feels like.Copy !req
86. That was a bit too harsh.Copy !req
87. It's true that I, the Demon King, am unflinched by fear.Copy !req
88. But sometimes, even I get worried when I think about the future.Copy !req
89. Not really, but I suppose those feelings might be slightly close to...Copy !req
90. what you're experiencing.Copy !req
91. Krauser-san, you worry about the future too?Copy !req
92. Yes, about whether or not I'll be able to destroy the world.Copy !req
93. Somehow, I feel a little more confident now.Copy !req
94. How about this then?Copy !req
95. If you go through with the operation tomorrow,Copy !req
96. then during the album recording, and just for you,Copy !req
97. I will accomplish the feat of saying "rape" eleven times in one second!Copy !req
98. Turning the "Ten Vocalized Rapes in One Second" into "Eleven Vocalized Rapes in One Second?!"Copy !req
99. But if you do that, you'll definitely bite your tongue!Copy !req
100. Never underestimate the Demon King!Copy !req
101. Live on through your operation so you can listen to the new album!Copy !req
102. I will! Thank you so much!Copy !req
103. I'll definitely listen to the album and go to more concerts!Copy !req
104. I finished cutting the melons...Copy !req
105. The melons...?Copy !req
106. I have to do this!Copy !req
107. I must make the album the best thing I've ever created!Copy !req
108. I will destroy this fucking world!Copy !req
109. This fuckin' rocks!Copy !req
110. Krauser came back all fucked up and ready to rock out!Copy !req
111. Incredible! He's using the teeth guitar for the recording!Copy !req
112. Fuck! Sing "Rape That Bitch!"Copy !req
113. I wanna hear the "Ten Vocalized Rapes in One Second!"Copy !req
114. Go!Copy !req
115. At this pace... could he possibly do it?!Copy !req
116. Fuck! Eleven rapes all in one second!Copy !req
117. Alright boys, that's one nuclear weapon complete!Copy !req
118. Ryouta, I kept my word!Copy !req
119. Live on! Live on and enjoy the album!Copy !req
120. Thanks to Krauser-san, my circumcision went through without a hitch!Copy !req
121. Now, it's time to go have a fuck-a-thon!Copy !req
122. I still have that damned cold though...!Copy !req
123. And thus, DMC's first album was completed.Copy !req
124. After a few years, I will have become a famous musician.Copy !req
125. Negishi-kun, congratulations on
receiving the Artistic Music award!Copy !req
126. "Sweet Lover" is such a beautiful song.Copy !req
127. This is the commemoration party for the award I received on my solo album.Copy !req
128. "Sweet Lover" was composed in the memory of my college days with the woman who is now my fiancée.Copy !req
129. Fabulous.Copy !req
130. Souichi.Copy !req
131. Oh, Yuri.Copy !req
132. Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
133. So this fine lady is your fiancée?Copy !req
134. That dress looks great on you.Copy !req
135. I can't believe you set up this party to coincide with my birthday.Copy !req
136. Thank you.Copy !req
137. Oh yes, Asato-san wanted to see if you could sign one of your CDs for him.Copy !req
138. Oh, the man who referred to my work as "playing around..."Copy !req
139. Yes, this is my very own album...Copy !req
140. Detroit Metal City,Copy !req
141. "Playing Around in Hell!"Copy !req
142. Why are you sleeping, Negishi?Copy !req
143. Today, we're doing an in-store event to promote our first album release.Copy !req
144. A dream?Copy !req
145. Get ready for it.Copy !req
146. The fans await us. Let's go.Copy !req
147. Ugh... Why did the album have to go on sale today of all days?Copy !req
148. It's Aikawa-san's birthday today.Copy !req
149. Aikawa-san, next week's your birthday right?Copy !req
150. If you'd like, would you like to go to the zoo together?Copy !req
151. Wow! That would be really great!Copy !req
152. Even after I gathered up the courage to ask her out...!Copy !req
153. Aikawa-san, forgive me. I have a commitment with work that I can't get out of today...Copy !req
154. You can't help it. It's okay.Copy !req
155. But it'll be over in the evening, so at least, let me treat you to dinner...!Copy !req
156. So, we decided that I'd go meet up with her at
Café Sun's that's across the street after the event.Copy !req
157. Negishi, hurry up! It's time!Copy !req
158. O-Okay.Copy !req
159. Let's welcome our guests, DMC.Copy !req
160. Once this is over, I can see Aikawa-san!Copy !req
161. I bought the album!Copy !req
162. All twelve songs fuckin' rock!Copy !req
163. I've been circumcised!Copy !req
164. The cover art show your true forms, right?!Copy !req
165. I bought a "Fishmans" CD for Aikawa-san's birthday. I wonder if she'll like it...Copy !req
166. Krauser-san, what's your response in regards to your album being released today?Copy !req
167. Silence! This is gonna be epic!Copy !req
168. This release signifies the countdown to Armageddon!Copy !req
169. Alright. I'm gonna use my thoughts of Aikawa-san to get through today!Copy !req
170. Alright, today is a very special day, so I'll be merciful!Copy !req
171. Come on interviewer! Ask me whatever you want!Copy !req
172. What's that?Copy !req
173. Those Detroit something guys. Ain't interested in 'em.Copy !req
174. Dammit, it's almost time for me to go meet Aikawa-san!Copy !req
175. I forgot, I have some unfinished business down in Hell.Copy !req
176. H-Hey!Copy !req
177. I'll be back in a flash!Copy !req
178. H-He left his seat!Copy !req
179. Why?!Copy !req
180. Dammit! I completely lost track of time!Copy !req
181. I'll never forgive myself if I'm late on her birthday!Copy !req
182. Gotta hurry and get all this makeup off!Copy !req
183. Crap, where did I put her present? Where?!Copy !req
184. I've got to hurry!Copy !req
185. Aikawa-san!Copy !req
186. Happy birthday!Copy !req
187. Negishi-kun, thanks for coming!Copy !req
188. Negishi-kun, you look like you're in really good shape today.Copy !req
189. Oh, that's because I've been working out a lot lately.Copy !req
190. Aikawa-san, your face...Copy !req
191. Oh this? I got a big zit on my face.Copy !req
192. Don't worry, you look great.Copy !req
193. Aikawa-san looks so cute as usual.Copy !req
194. But I wonder if it's really okay that I just ran out on the event like that.Copy !req
195. If the president finds out about this...Copy !req
196. A-Aikawa-san, do you think it'd be okay if I went back to work real quick?Copy !req
197. I wasn't quite finished yet...Copy !req
198. Sure.Copy !req
199. I gotta get back there now!Copy !req
200. Negishi-kun went out of his way to meet me even though he's so busy.Copy !req
201. I just went to drink some tea on the
Sanzu river while I raped some bitch!Copy !req
202. So that was it!Copy !req
203. That's our sexually abnormal Demon King!Copy !req
204. He looks like he's outta breath!Copy !req
205. Oh, you're back.Copy !req
206. Alright. Looks like everything was going okay.Copy !req
207. Negishi, are you improvising?Copy !req
208. Krauser-san, I'd like to open the panel up to fans now.Copy !req
209. Is that alright?Copy !req
210. Very well.Copy !req
211. Krauser-san, what kind of bitches do you like to rape in Hell?Copy !req
212. Well... the woman I raped just now had a clitoris on her face.Copy !req
213. She was a succubus!Copy !req
214. Sounds like Krauser-san likes having sex with sex fiends!Copy !req
215. It must've been the ghost of a nymph!Copy !req
216. Forgive me, Aikawa-san.Copy !req
217. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
218. Even though it's Aikawa-san's birthday today!Copy !req
219. All this talk about raping bitches has gotten me all excited again!Copy !req
220. You're going back to Hell again?!Copy !req
221. Hey, I'm back.Copy !req
222. I'm sorry, the job has me running all over the place.Copy !req
223. Negishi-kun, what are you wearing?
Why're your cheeks all black?Copy !req
224. It must be the result of my working out.
It's really taken a toll on my face muscles.Copy !req
225. I ordered a cheesecake already.Copy !req
226. What about you, Negishi-kun?Copy !req
227. I guess I'll have a shortcake...Copy !req
228. Oh no, I forgot your present!Copy !req
229. You didn't have to get me anything.Copy !req
230. Hold on! Let me go back to Hell for a minute!Copy !req
231. What? Hell?Copy !req
232. At the event...Copy !req
233. Oh, Krauser-san.Copy !req
234. Please take your seat.Copy !req
235. I'm so confused!Copy !req
236. Alright, I'm Krauser right now, so...Copy !req
237. How dare you try and order me around?!Copy !req
238. I'll turn you into a corpse!Copy !req
239. I'm sorry!Copy !req
240. That woman's such an idiot!Copy !req
241. Negishi at the café...Copy !req
242. Hey you...Copy !req
243. I mean, excuse me, our order hasn't come yet...Copy !req
244. I'll bring it right away.Copy !req
245. Krauser at the event...Copy !req
246. What's your favorite food?!Copy !req
247. Shortcake of course!Copy !req
248. I mean... leftover bread glazed with human flesh!Copy !req
249. Negishi at the café...Copy !req
250. The sacreligiousness of the strawberry is overpowering...!Copy !req
251. I mean, this strawberry is so beautiful and tasty-looking.Copy !req
252. That's true.Copy !req
253. Krauser at the event...Copy !req
254. It's autograph time.Copy !req
255. Why's he writing "Negi?"Copy !req
256. Perhaps it's a death curse?Copy !req
257. Shit! I messed up and started writing my own name!Copy !req
258. Krauser at the café...Copy !req
259. What did you say?Copy !req
260. I-Is that CD really my present?Copy !req
261. Oh no! I brought the DMC album by accident!Copy !req
262. O-Of course not! No way!Copy !req
263. Krauser-san's back!Copy !req
264. Hey, what the hell's up with you today?Copy !req
265. Over there I'm me, but over here I'm me...!Copy !req
266. It's time to perform our new song!Copy !req
267. Here's your guitar!Copy !req
268. I'm losing my mind!Copy !req
269. Here it comes! The new song off our album!Copy !req
270. "Slash Killer!"Copy !req
271. "Slash Killer!"Copy !req
272. This is the first live version!Copy !req
273. This intro is fuckin' fierce!Copy !req
274. Shit! What the hell am I doing?!Copy !req
275. It's that woman's birthday today!Copy !req
276. Dammit all!Copy !req
277. Dammit all to Hell!Copy !req
278. That was awesome!Copy !req
279. It fuckin' ruled!Copy !req
280. If I don't get back there quick,Copy !req
281. she might've gone home!Copy !req
282. Shit! Why am I doing this?!Copy !req
283. If she...Copy !req
284. If only that bitch wasn't alive!Copy !req
285. I wouldn't have to suffer like this!Copy !req
286. I hope this zit goes away soon.Copy !req
287. Oh, Negishi-kun.Copy !req
288. She thinks she's so special just because it's her damn birthday!Copy !req
289. You're horrible, Negishi-kun!Copy !req
290. I even told you that I was feeling bad about this zit!Copy !req
291. No! I got too excited!Copy !req
292. I thought if I touched it, you'd feel better... I mean...!Copy !req
293. And with that, I gave Aikawa-san the worst birthday ever...Copy !req
294. I-I thought you'd feel better if I popped it for you...!Copy !req
295. The earlier the better!Copy !req
296. And here's the present I meant to give you.Copy !req
297. The next day, her zit disappeared, and I got a thank you call from Aikawa-san.Copy !req
298. Hello, I'm Kaji Hideki.Copy !req
299. Are you enjoying the show?Copy !req
300. What will happen to Negishi-kun in the next episode?Copy !req
301. Even though I'm in London right now, I can't wait!Copy !req
302. Kaji Hideki, saying goodbye.Copy !req