1. Detroit Metal City's lead singer Krauser II's legendary
performances assisted in making DMC a popular group,Copy !req
2. thusly making DMC the most well-known band in the Japanese indie scene.Copy !req
3. Competing is another death metal band, Dezumu...Copy !req
4. Eat my shit!Copy !req
5. Then, the most foul mouthed rapper in all of the world, Kiva...Copy !req
6. I'm gonna fuck up them DMC playa haters with my phat beatz!Copy !req
7. And then, many other artists began attacking DMC.Copy !req
8. Out of all the bands, the anti-male-society punk band, Kintama Girls,Copy !req
9. Nina!Copy !req
10. created a song that targeted DMC.Copy !req
11. Lately, there's this shitty band singing about raping womenCopy !req
12. and labeling them as pigs!Copy !req
13. "DMC!" "Dumbass Motherfucking Cherry Boys!"Copy !req
14. Let's rock!Copy !req
15. We're just a bunch of cherry boys!Copy !req
16. Smash, smash, smash, and smash their balls!Copy !req
17. It's castration! Castration!Copy !req
18. President, what's this?Copy !req
19. Fucking bitches!Copy !req
20. They covered one of our fuckin' songs as a declaration of war against us!Copy !req
21. I feel like my cunt is going to split open in anger!Copy !req
22. I get it.Copy !req
23. "Dumbass Motherfucking Cherry Boys..."Copy !req
24. It's pretty catchy, and it fits.Copy !req
25. Don't giggle at a time like this, you little bitch!Copy !req
26. Owwie!Copy !req
27. They wanna do a battle of the bands on stage!Copy !req
28. Kintama's a punk band that shits "anti-male," and they don't make me wet at all!Copy !req
29. Their label's trying to jack some of the spotlight we've earned recently.Copy !req
30. We can't stand by and just let them bitches do what they want!Copy !req
31. Tonight, I want you to go to their concert and fuck it up!Copy !req
32. What?!Copy !req
33. N-No, there's no way I can do that!Copy !req
34. I could never interfere with someone else's concert!Copy !req
35. Besides, I caught a cold today...Copy !req
36. Boys...Copy !req
37. drag his ass there.Copy !req
38. Hey, let me go!Copy !req
39. I have an appointment with my doctor! I need to go!Copy !req
40. Nina, it looks like the new single is doing really well!Copy !req
41. It's just like I said!Copy !req
42. Shut up.Copy !req
43. I wanted to sing original songs.Copy !req
44. Come now, this is all a part of my plan!Copy !req
45. Just leave everything to me, your little ol' manager.Copy !req
46. I'll make you all stars!Copy !req
47. Shut the fuck up you fag!Copy !req
48. Kintama Girls, it's almost time to start.Copy !req
49. Okay!Copy !req
50. Good luck guys!Copy !req
51. Go make tons of bucks!Copy !req
52. Dammit.Copy !req
53. The manager and this audience
are all a bunch of stupid men!Copy !req
54. We've come for the balls of all you filthy pricks!Copy !req
55. We're the Kintama Girls!Copy !req
56. Oh man, this place is noisy...Copy !req
57. Lemme see your panties!Copy !req
58. It's even worse since I caught a cold.Copy !req
59. How am I supposed to stop their concert?Copy !req
60. Give me your balls, faggot!Copy !req
61. Oh man, she's attacking the crowd.Copy !req
62. I never knew punk music was so crazy.Copy !req
63. I'd never want to come see a
girl singing dirty songs either.Copy !req
64. We're gonna sacrifice all your rotten dicks!Copy !req
65. Let's go, "DMC!"Copy !req
66. "Dumbass Motherfucking Cherry Boys!"Copy !req
67. Isn't this song...Copy !req
68. I started a band after being inspired by the Sex Pistols.Copy !req
69. What would Sid say if he saw me slaving away for that faggot manager...?Copy !req
70. Sid, am I going down the wrong path?Copy !req
71. I-It really does sound like "Satsugai."Copy !req
72. Oh man, making songs for DMC is hard...Copy !req
73. Let's see...Copy !req
74. But it's different...Copy !req
75. Yesterday I raped my mom, tomorrow I'll...Copy !req
76. I can never let my parents hear this nonsense!Copy !req
77. This isn't the DMC song...Copy !req
78. It's complete; I'll call it "Satsugai."Copy !req
79. that I slaved so hard over!Copy !req
80. I murdered my parents and raped them afterwards!Copy !req
81. How could you understand my feelings?!Copy !req
82. What the hell?!Copy !req
83. This guy's going towards the stage!Copy !req
84. Hey asshole, that hurt!Copy !req
85. Oh no!Copy !req
86. I lost control while I was thinking about the song...!Copy !req
87. Owwie!Copy !req
88. Stop it! Don't pull!Copy !req
89. Hey, I just bought this shirt from Parco!Copy !req
90. He got up on stage!Copy !req
91. Hey, dumbfuck...!Copy !req
92. Wh-Wh-What should I do?!Copy !req
93. No way!Copy !req
94. That spiky hair...Copy !req
95. That slim thin body...Copy !req
96. Cut-up chest...Copy !req
97. H-He's...Copy !req
98. Sid Vicious!Copy !req
99. C-Crap, my snot...!Copy !req
100. Damn, my mouth's been cut a bit!Copy !req
101. I need water, now!Copy !req
102. He's gulping down the booze in one go?!Copy !req
103. This ain't water!Copy !req
104. That dude's outta his mind!Copy !req
105. Hey, what the hell are you doing?!Copy !req
106. Look, it's one of the stage crew!Copy !req
107. It's runny again!Copy !req
108. Hey, he looks like Sid!Copy !req
109. That's Sid's ghost!Copy !req
110. Hey, you can't stop! Keep playing!Copy !req
111. What the hell am I doing?!Copy !req
112. Why am I so hesitant?Copy !req
113. Hey, could you please stop singing that song?Copy !req
114. My label's president is angry with you...!Copy !req
115. There's no way that guy is Sid!Copy !req
116. You there! Stop playing already!Copy !req
117. Give me the bass!Copy !req
118. Bass, don't stop playing!Copy !req
119. Oh shit, it's Sid, and he's holding the bass!Copy !req
120. Dammit, my cold's getting worse...Copy !req
121. Please, stop singing that song!Copy !req
122. H-He doesn't want me to sing?Copy !req
123. My label's president is already furious with you guys!Copy !req
124. He took the mic from Nina!Copy !req
125. What's he gonna do with it?!Copy !req
126. He's gonna make that face again!Copy !req
127. Fuckachoo!Copy !req
128. Oh, he sneezed.Copy !req
129. What a shame...Copy !req
130. H-He said "fuck" just now.Copy !req
131. As in the song I'm singing is shit?!Copy !req
132. Sid, tell me the truth!Copy !req
133. Am I going down the wrong way?!Copy !req
134. Well... uh...Copy !req
135. I'd rather see a girl like you singing some fashionable pop song, that's all.Copy !req
136. Bitch! I wanna hear some wild and crazy music outta you!Copy !req
137. Crap, my nose is too runny!Copy !req
138. I knew it. I was wrong after all.Copy !req
139. I should sing the songs I was meant to sing!Copy !req
140. And thus, Negishi opened Nina's eyes...Copy !req
141. When we do our battle of the bands with DMC,Copy !req
142. I'm gonna crush those fuckers, my way!Copy !req
143. Hey you fuckers, come watch us when we go head-to-head against DMC next week!Copy !req
144. Afterwards, Negishi was able to go to the doctor's without any more problems.Copy !req
145. What symptoms are you currently exhibiting?Copy !req
146. Well, my nose is very runny...Copy !req
147. Dumbass Motherfucking Cherry Boys! DMC!Copy !req
148. In the dressing room before the concert...Copy !req
149. It's finally time for the big showdown against Kintama!Copy !req
150. You fuckers better give it your best tonight!Copy !req
151. We'll do our very best.Copy !req
152. I don't want to...Copy !req
153. I had a little trouble with them last time.
I'm not very good with strong-willed women.Copy !req
154. Since we're going up first, I wanna end it as soon as possible and go home!Copy !req
155. Hey Wada, you're fired up for tonight, right?Copy !req
156. Right.Copy !req
157. Fuck!Copy !req
158. Compared to Negishi and Nishida,
you've been acting like a wuss lately!Copy !req
159. I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
160. Listen up! Those bitches are the ones who asked for this!Copy !req
161. Give those poser punk bitches some payback!Copy !req
162. Tonight's gonna be our best concert ever!Copy !req
163. We're gonna steal Kintama's fans away as well!Copy !req
164. Krauser-san, you're the greatest!Copy !req
165. Crush those Kintama bitches!Copy !req
166. What the hell are they singing? It sounds like shit.Copy !req
167. I hope the Kintama Girls come out soon.Copy !req
168. Hey, that hurts!Copy !req
169. Aren't you fuckers aware that Krauser-san's singing right now?!Copy !req
170. Nina, tonight's the night.Copy !req
171. They wouldn't expect us to barge in on them while they're performing.Copy !req
172. We're gonna crush those fuckers, our way.Copy !req
173. We're gonna make them realize that we're the number one band in the indie scene!Copy !req
174. Looks like Nina's changed since that encounter with Sid...Copy !req
175. Sid, I know you're watching me from up there...Copy !req
176. Alright, let's wreck their shit!Copy !req
177. Give me the mic!Copy !req
178. Who the fuck are they?!Copy !req
179. Fuckin' stuffed animal!Copy !req
180. She kicked Krauser-san!Copy !req
181. It's the Kintama Girls!Copy !req
182. Nice kick!Copy !req
183. You fools! Krauser-san took it purposely!Copy !req
184. He'll let her commit the crime then he'll murder her as punishment!Copy !req
185. What the-?!Copy !req
186. Krauser-san's sleeping!Copy !req
187. He's like Akebono!Copy !req
188. Did he get knocked out by a kick from a girl?!Copy !req
189. No, wait!Copy !req
190. He's raping one of the Kintama Girls!Copy !req
191. It's "Fall Down Seven Times, Rape on the Eighth Time!"Copy !req
192. Damn! Krauser-san sure works fast!Copy !req
193. The bitch is still panting!Copy !req
194. The Kintama Girls must've started this fight out of sexual desire!Copy !req
195. I gotta admit, barging in during our performance was bold.Copy !req
196. They're worthy of being crushed by us.Copy !req
197. Wh-Why the hell did she just barge in on us like that?Copy !req
198. Listen to our songs instead of this clown's bullshit!Copy !req
199. That bitch is getting too cocky.Copy !req
200. I don't care if she's a pig or a punk rocker,Copy !req
201. Cut through this stupid society!Copy !req
202. but I will crush her with my metal!Copy !req
203. Slash up those damn politicians!Copy !req
204. We'll destroy this world with our own hands!Copy !req
205. Krauser-san's redoing her lyrics!Copy !req
206. And they're way fuckin' better!Copy !req
207. This fuckin' rules!Copy !req
208. Punk is dead!Copy !req
209. What's up with her?Copy !req
210. I am the epitome of omnipotence, I am the Demon King!Copy !req
211. We're all really being used by Krauser-san!Copy !req
212. Don't fuck with me!Copy !req
213. Nina spat at Krauser-san!Copy !req
214. But Krauser-san dodged it and returned fire!Copy !req
215. Three times even!Copy !req
216. Wow, both punk and metal are good at spitting! Neither of them have been hit yet!Copy !req
217. Not a single drop has touched either of them!Copy !req
218. They're moving too fast for our inexperienced eyes to follow!Copy !req
219. They're spitting into the "Fourth Dimension!"Copy !req
220. Shit, I've run outta saliva!Copy !req
221. But he should be out too!Copy !req
222. A loogey?!Copy !req
223. There's the "Gah!"Copy !req
224. Here comes the "Demon Jewel!"Copy !req
225. We've all got to transfer our evil to Krauser-san!Copy !req
226. I love breaking strong-willed women!Copy !req
227. Our evil combined!Copy !req
228. At this rate, I'm gonna lose!Copy !req
229. Negishi totally rules.Copy !req
230. As expected from the true Emperor.Copy !req
231. But I can't let you have the spotlight tonight.Copy !req
232. The president was displeased with me!Copy !req
233. I don't wanna get fired!Copy !req
234. I must stand out! I must have the spotlight!Copy !req
235. There's Jagi-sama's blaze!Copy !req
236. The fire's spreading!Copy !req
237. The fire's getting outta control!Copy !req
238. Oh fuck, I overdid it!Copy !req
239. Run!Copy !req
240. I don't wanna die yet!Copy !req
241. It's the Hellfire!Copy !req
242. Negishi, Nishida! We've gotta get outta here, fast!Copy !req
243. My hair's on fire!Copy !req
244. I have to put it out!Copy !req
245. Look at Krauser-san!Copy !req
246. I can see the tip of Krauser-san's black penis!Copy !req
247. He must've gotten a stiffy from looking at this fire!Copy !req
248. Alright, I put it out!Copy !req
249. Time to escape!Copy !req
250. Nina, we've gotta get outta here now!Copy !req
251. B-But he's still...!Copy !req
252. My mantle got caught under a beam and I can't move!Copy !req
253. He's totally calm even when he's in a fire like this!Copy !req
254. These guys are amazing...Copy !req
255. I picked a fight with a bunch of lunatics!Copy !req
256. The concert hall is on fire!Copy !req
257. The concert hall's up in flames!Copy !req
258. Krauser-san and Camus-san haven't come out yet!Copy !req
259. This is fucking legendary!Copy !req
260. Thank goodness, the president is happy.Copy !req
261. I'll make those fuckers pay for the damage!Copy !req
262. Die! Everybody die!Copy !req
263. Nina...Copy !req
264. I hope she gets out okay...Copy !req
265. No one's coming out.Copy !req
266. Could it be that...Copy !req
267. Krauser-san die-Copy !req
268. Wait, what's that?!Copy !req
269. For demons the concept of death doesn't apply, does it?!Copy !req
270. Krauser-san's back!Copy !req
271. The Demon King is truly immortal!Copy !req
272. He saved the girl?! Why?!Copy !req
273. I-I'm saved...Copy !req
274. But is she okay?Copy !req
275. She's losing consciousness!Copy !req
276. She needs oxygen!Copy !req
277. I must try CPR!Copy !req
278. Krauser-san's gonna rape her!Copy !req
279. He didn't save her! He brought her out so he could do her!Copy !req
280. As expected from the Emperor! Greedy as hell!Copy !req
281. Y-You fuckin' stuffed animal...Copy !req
282. N-No...!Copy !req
283. Farewell!Copy !req
284. I'm glad she's regained consciousness!Copy !req
285. Jagi, who burned down the concert hall,Copy !req
286. Are you finished already?!Copy !req
287. His crotch is the gateway to Hell!Copy !req
288. Krauser II, who saved a woman just so he could violate her,Copy !req
289. Wh-What's he doing?!Copy !req
290. Has he been here the whole time?!Copy !req
291. and Camus, who continued playing the drums until the firefighters finished their work,Copy !req
292. all etched another entry into the legend of DMC.Copy !req
293. These guys are amazing...Copy !req
294. What?! A loogey?!Copy !req
295. Next time on DMC,Copy !req
296. "The Tower's My Bitch" and "Blue and Yellow Perish."Copy !req
297. Fuck! I'm so wet, my cunt's like the opening day of the beach-going season!Copy !req