1. The Hero Pig of Capitalism's real name is Nashimoto Keisuke.Copy !req
2. This pig was manufactured by a grotesque society!Copy !req
3. I carry deep feelings of pity for him.Copy !req
4. After the concert was over, I apologized to him.Copy !req
5. I'm so sorry I hit you, Nashimoto-san.Copy !req
6. It's okay, I'm an M-man after all.Copy !req
7. He said the same thing as usual while laughing.Copy !req
8. I heard that he's divorced and has a child...Copy !req
9. But can he really make a living by just performing with DMC?Copy !req
10. I can't think on an empty stomach.
Time to get a quick bite.Copy !req
11. Welcome to our store.Copy !req
12. That will be 525 yen.Copy !req
13. Thank you very much.Copy !req
14. Na-Nashimoto-san?!Copy !req
15. The concert just ended, and he's already working at another job?!Copy !req
16. I knew it, he's living a hectic life!Copy !req
17. Good job as usual, Nashimoto-san.Copy !req
18. Oh, Uemura-san.Copy !req
19. Your apron's on backwards. I think you're working too hard.Copy !req
20. I'm sorry for causing you trouble.Copy !req
21. I'm a slovenly man after all.Copy !req
22. I have no dignity.Copy !req
23. This is the first time I've ever seen
Nashimoto-san with that expression.Copy !req
24. He must be in love.Copy !req
25. I'll be heading out now.Copy !req
26. Nashimoto-san, good work tonight.Copy !req
27. Kraus-?!Copy !req
28. Oh, Negishi-san.Copy !req
29. You've seen my pitiful side.Copy !req
30. I'm ashamed...Copy !req
31. It looked like you and that girl got along well.Copy !req
32. She's 26, and like me, divorced.
Her ex-husband left her for another woman.Copy !req
33. She's such a nice girl, but I'm embarrassed to fall in love with a girl much younger than me.Copy !req
34. Love has nothing to do with age, so fight on!Copy !req
35. Guess so.Copy !req
36. But there's not one thing about me that would fascinate a girl like her.Copy !req
37. I can't do the cool stuff you do, like playing the guitar or singing.Copy !req
38. That's not true!Copy !req
39. You should invite her to our next concert and show her your cool side!Copy !req
40. B-But if Uemura-san sees the Pig of Capitalism...Copy !req
41. Not that!Copy !req
42. You'll be performing as yourself, not as the pig!Copy !req
43. You'll sing a song you made just for her and then confess your love for her!Copy !req
44. While that would make me happy, I'm not sure the president would approve...Copy !req
45. Don't worry about her!Copy !req
46. Leave her to me!Copy !req
47. Who's your favorite musician?Copy !req
48. Maekawa Kiyoshi I guess...Copy !req
49. Usually, I feel nothing but pity for Nashimoto-san,Copy !req
50. but this time, I really want him to be happy!Copy !req
51. Please, I'm begging you this once to let the pig have the spotlight!Copy !req
52. Sure. Why. Not.Copy !req
53. Together, we came up with a plan.Copy !req
54. I gave her the tickets today.Copy !req
55. I think I can finish the song by the time the concert comes around.Copy !req
56. And so, the day of the concert arrived...Copy !req
57. Old guy, y'sure you're gonna be okay?Copy !req
58. This is an important period for all of us, so we're counting on you!Copy !req
59. Katsu curry...Copy !req
60. He'll be fine. Let's go!Copy !req
61. Camus!Copy !req
62. Jagi-sama!Copy !req
63. Nashimoto-san's really in a band...Copy !req
64. They seem really popular too.Copy !req
65. Amazing.Copy !req
66. Krauser!Copy !req
67. They're here!Copy !req
68. What the fuck is that?!Copy !req
69. That's the Hero...Copy !req
70. The Hero of Capitalism!Copy !req
71. Today, I'm filling in with guitar and chorus.Copy !req
72. Give that girl everything you've got!Copy !req
73. Nashimoto-san's so cool...Copy !req
74. Hey, this ain't half bad.Copy !req
75. You're doing great, Nashimoto-san!Copy !req
76. The Hero's singing!Copy !req
77. Awesome!Copy !req
78. The crowd's really into it!Copy !req
79. Good!Copy !req
80. Nashimoto, let's rock out!Copy !req
81. Alright, now it's time for you to sing the song you made for that girl!Copy !req
82. Come on!Copy !req
83. Now, I'll sing a song I personally made for a special girl.Copy !req
84. "The Road Home."Copy !req
85. Wh-What's going on?Copy !req
86. He's gonna sing his own song?Copy !req
87. "The Road Home?"Copy !req
88. Please, forget about your sadness.Copy !req
89. For I know everything about it.Copy !req
90. Someday, I'll take you down the road towards home.Copy !req
91. We'll walk down there together...Copy !req
92. D-Did he write this song for me?Copy !req
93. What's up with this song?!Copy !req
94. It ain't a DMC song at all!Copy !req
95. You think you'll get to fuck that bitch by singing this bullshit?!Copy !req
96. Way to tell that motherfucker!Copy !req
97. Na-Nashimoto-san!Copy !req
98. Hey, is he okay?!Copy !req
99. He ain't moving!Copy !req
100. Hit me more.Copy !req
101. He's begging for it!Copy !req
102. Your shitty song...Copy !req
103. The dirty pig is back!Copy !req
104. Krauser-san raised his hand!Copy !req
105. Here it comes...!Copy !req
106. This is how you sing it!Copy !req
107. There it is!Copy !req
108. Moving swifter than the wind!Copy !req
109. Quieter than a forest!Copy !req
110. Bolder than fire itself!Copy !req
111. Squealing louder than any dirty pig!Copy !req
112. SPANKING FURINKATON!Copy !req
113. What the hell is going on?!Copy !req
114. Oh shit! He's gonna surpass a hundred squeals!Copy !req
115. Now, it's time to sacrifice the bitch this pig brought as an offering to me!Copy !req
116. The first song is "Rape That Bitch!"Copy !req
117. You're the worst!Copy !req
118. There it is! His "Ten Rapes in One Second!"Copy !req
119. The pig's fuckin' rockin' it all out!Copy !req
120. The following day...Copy !req
121. Nashimoto-san, what happened to that girl?Copy !req
122. It was sudden, but it seems that she quit her job.Copy !req
123. I can't blame her for quitting after what she saw...Copy !req
124. Please forgive me, Nashimoto-san! This was all my fault!Copy !req
125. I got caught up in all the excitement and messed up your song!Copy !req
126. Oh, it's not your fault.Copy !req
127. You were only doing your job, as was I.Copy !req
128. I take pride in being the Pig of Capitalism.Copy !req
129. B-But...!Copy !req
130. It's okay,Copy !req
131. I'm an M-man after all.Copy !req
132. Nashimoto-san...Copy !req
133. At that moment, Nashimoto-san looked really cool.Copy !req
134. I was moved by his attitude toward his job.Copy !req
135. Somewhere out there, I'm certain someone will fall in love with the pig in him.Copy !req
136. But I'm still unable to take pride in what I do.Copy !req
137. It's the "Anal Kick!"Copy !req
138. It's okay.Copy !req
139. I'm an...!Copy !req
140. I decided to go back to Oita for break.Copy !req
141. It's been a while since I came back here.Copy !req
142. My little brother, Toshi-kun, and I have a lot in common, so we're gonna have a blast!Copy !req
143. I wanna forget all about DMC and just relax.Copy !req
144. Hey Shigemi, I'm home.Copy !req
145. You've grown a lot, haven't you?Copy !req
146. Hey, Sou-kun.Copy !req
147. Hi Mom!Copy !req
148. Welcome home!Copy !req
149. Looks like you've been doing well.Copy !req
150. Wh-Why the hell is Mom wearing a DMC T-shirt?!Copy !req
151. What's the matter?Copy !req
152. N-Nothing. I might've gotten a little drunk on the train.Copy !req
153. That shirt was only sold at live performances too!Copy !req
154. You've gotten weaker since you went to Tokyo.Copy !req
155. Get inside and rest your little head.Copy !req
156. I know that there's no way my family could've found out that I'm in a band!Copy !req
157. So what the hell is going on?!Copy !req
158. Toshihiko!Copy !req
159. Your big brother's home!Copy !req
160. Th-Those explosive vibrations I'm feeling...!Copy !req
161. Hey, you old hag!Copy !req
162. Why the fuck are you wearing that new DMC T-shirt I just bought?!Copy !req
163. I'll murder you!Copy !req
164. Oh, you spooked me there.Copy !req
165. I'm gonna fuck you up!Copy !req
166. To-Toshi-kun!Copy !req
167. Why are you talking to your mom in such a manner?Copy !req
168. Shut up and take it off already!Copy !req
169. You're gonna stretch it out!Copy !req
170. D-Don't tell me...Copy !req
171. What's this song called?Copy !req
172. What the fuck, Bro? You live in Tokyo and don't know DMC?!Copy !req
173. The song's called "Death Penis!"Copy !req
174. It was leaked to the radio from a live performance!Copy !req
175. Oh no, he totally became one of DMC's followers!Copy !req
176. Sou-kun, could you do something about him?Copy !req
177. Hey, penetrate! Penetrate!Copy !req
178. C'mon Toshi-kun, you can't talk like that...Copy !req
179. By the way, is it alright for you to dye your hair that color?Copy !req
180. Speak for yourself! You haven't changed that penis-cut of yours yet?!Copy !req
181. You're such a lame fucker!Copy !req
182. P-Penis...?Copy !req
183. Sou-kun, you want some pickled kicchome?Copy !req
184. When Krauser-san was a kid, he killed his parents and then raped 'em!Copy !req
185. I have so much respect for him!Copy !req
186. Trust me, I really think he didn't do that...Copy !req
187. What?! How dare you slander Krauser-san!Copy !req
188. Besides, how would a lame fucker like you know anyways?!Copy !req
189. D'you want me to fuck you up?!Copy !req
190. When Krauser-san was born, his first words were "Kill me!"Copy !req
191. He knew how dangerous he was the moment he was born!Copy !req
192. He must've been born very healthy.Copy !req
193. I'm such a stupid and uncaring son.Copy !req
194. No, the song's over!Copy !req
195. And Toshi-kun used to see me as his role model too!Copy !req
196. Big Bro, you're my hero.Copy !req
197. Actually, he still does in a way!Copy !req
198. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.Copy !req
199. He's been under the influence of that weird music since half a year ago.Copy !req
200. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to be worried.Copy !req
201. He hasn't taken any entrance exams or gone to high school...Copy !req
202. And he doesn't help out around the house either.Copy !req
203. This is all my fault!Copy !req
204. The music I'm making is ripping my family apart!Copy !req
205. If I can't fix Toshi-kun to how he was before...Copy !req
206. I'll...!Copy !req
207. Who the fuck's calling me this late at night?Copy !req
208. Hello?Copy !req
209. Hey fuckhead, come out to the field behind your house, right now.Copy !req
210. Who the fuck called me?!Copy !req
211. I'll beat the shit outta you!Copy !req
212. Show yourself! I'll fucking murder you!Copy !req
213. You think you can murder me?Copy !req
214. K-K-Krauser-san!Copy !req
215. What are you doing here?!Copy !req
216. A full moon's out tonight,Copy !req
217. and your thoughts have summoned me from Hell.Copy !req
218. I'm glad I brought my outfit along with me.Copy !req
219. A-Amazing!Copy !req
220. Wait, y'mean you're not here with Jagi-sama and Camus?Copy !req
221. This is a private matter, so no.Copy !req
222. So fuckhead, it seems you don't go to school and you don't help out around the house.Copy !req
223. That's right! I wanna be just like you!Copy !req
224. I don't need to do stupid shit like homework or housework!Copy !req
225. You imbecile...Copy !req
226. What about taking care of cows?Copy !req
227. I am the Emperor because I have control over all living creatures!Copy !req
228. Even our shy cow has taken a liking to him!Copy !req
229. Next, cutting grass!Copy !req
230. It's necessary for you to master this technique so you may sever human heads in a similar fashion!Copy !req
231. I suppose a whelp like you couldn't do this, right?Copy !req
232. I-Incredible! You're so good with your hands,Copy !req
233. and you're really fast!Copy !req
234. Finally, driving a tractor!Copy !req
235. By learning this skill, you'll have the proper driving technique needed when you go jack a car!Copy !req
236. Incredible...!Copy !req
237. Krauser-san, I never knew you held these kinds of skills...Copy !req
238. I also reign over all entrance exams needed to attend any university!Copy !req
239. Being the Emperor means that no knowledge is ever beyond my grasp!Copy !req
240. I see everything now...Copy !req
241. I do have to study after all!Copy !req
242. Krauser-san, could you please be my tutor just for tonight?Copy !req
243. I can't believe that Krauser-san is inside my room...!Copy !req
244. What a filthy room.Copy !req
245. Krauser-san, would you like something to drink?Copy !req
246. Sure, fetch me a cup of milk tea.Copy !req
247. What?! We have brandy too!Copy !req
248. Normally, I'd have that...Copy !req
249. But how foolish of you to forget the horrific "Drink Milk Tea Whilst Studying" law!Copy !req
250. So get me milk tea!Copy !req
251. The president would go batshit if she saw me like this,Copy !req
252. but I have to do it for Toshi-kun!Copy !req
253. Hey, is this your older brother?Copy !req
254. That's him! He's such a lame fucker!Copy !req
255. His hair's so embarrassing too! It looks like a fucking penis!Copy !req
256. Ugh...Copy !req
257. You infernal fuckhead!Copy !req
258. This is the high-class death metal hairstyle known as the "Public Obscenity Cut!"Copy !req
259. Our new song, "Death Penis," is all about this hair style!Copy !req
260. I-I didn't know that...!Copy !req
261. It makes me sad just saying it...Copy !req
262. C'mon, it's time to study.Copy !req
263. Okay, here's one.Copy !req
264. At the Incident at Honnoji, who was it that assassinated Oda Nobunaga?Copy !req
265. That was you, wasn't it?!Copy !req
266. You probably thought that Oda Nobunaga was a nuisance to your plans!Copy !req
267. Well... it was I who was pulling the strings from the shadows,Copy !req
268. but the man recorded as the assassin in the annals of history is Akechi Mitsuhide, so don't forget it!Copy !req
269. Akechi, got it!Copy !req
270. Was he always this stupid?Copy !req
271. Let's try some basic mathematics.Copy !req
272. A store sold a total of 210,000 yen worth of goods.Copy !req
273. If there's three employees, and they all get an equal share, how much does each person get?Copy !req
274. You would take it all for yourself because you would've killed all three of 'em!Copy !req
275. If it was me, I would.Copy !req
276. But returning to the question, the correct answer is 70,000 yen.Copy !req
277. The study session continued in this fashion late into the morning...Copy !req
278. Toshi-kun, is this person a friend of yours?Copy !req
279. This is Johannes Krauser II, and he came from Hell!Copy !req
280. Oh crap.Copy !req
281. H-Hello.Copy !req
282. Oh, he's from Shikoku?Copy !req
283. You must be tired from your journey.Copy !req
284. They made breakfast for me.Copy !req
285. Kura-chan, you must love the fried eggplant, huh?Copy !req
286. This food is delicious!Copy !req
287. Boy, you will treasure your parents!Copy !req
288. Yes sir!Copy !req
289. And afterwards...Copy !req
290. It's too bad Sou-kun wasn't around to meet you.Copy !req
291. They even went as far as to take a picture to remember me.Copy !req
292. The gates of Hell should be closing now, so I must be off!Copy !req
293. Take some pickled kicchome back with you!Copy !req
294. I'm back from my walk.Copy !req
295. Hey Bro!Copy !req
296. With that, the Toshi-kun that I "fixed..."Copy !req
297. It really is cool!Copy !req
298. It looks exactly like a penis!Copy !req
299. I think I'm gonna get my "Public Obscenity Cut" back too!Copy !req
300. was left behind at home.Copy !req
301. In the end, I didn't get to relax after all...Copy !req
302. Next time on DMC,Copy !req
303. "Snot on Kintama" and "Spit on Kintama!"Copy !req
304. Fuck! You'll get so wet that the weatherman will say it's raining!Copy !req