1. The current Emperor of black metal is Jack Ill Dark.Copy !req
2. He is a legendary musician who has lived in the dark world of American metal.Copy !req
3. He also carries with him a stunning history of domestic violence, rape, and drug cases.Copy !req
4. His concerts are known to be graphic and powerful, and he has gathered a great following of devoted fans.Copy !req
5. And now, before going into retirement, he has decided to go on one last world tour.Copy !req
6. The name of this tour is called "Global Breakdown."Copy !req
7. So, the theme of this tour is to destroy every country's famous metal bands, correct?Copy !req
8. And the chosen band from Japan is this one, correct?Copy !req
9. What are your thoughts regarding the song that's playing now, which is their most popular song?Copy !req
10. I couldn't use this piece of shit even for a fucking alarm clock.Copy !req
11. In the Japanese indie scene, there's much anticipation for your musical battle against DMC.Copy !req
12. I'll crush those fuckers.Copy !req
13. This settles it, boys.Copy !req
14. Yesterday on NTV, Jack Ill Dark selected DMC as the band he wanted to crush in Japan.Copy !req
15. When I was younger, I listened to Jack's record and it opened my eyes to metal.Copy !req
16. To think that I would be allowed to participate in his last tour...Copy !req
17. And now, you guys will express your feelings of gratitude toward Jack in a musical performance!Copy !req
18. This will be Jack's retirement bouquet!Copy !req
19. President, one thing...Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. Who's Jack?Copy !req
22. Eh?Copy !req
23. How dare you play death metal and not know who Jack is!Copy !req
24. He is the Emperor of black metal, Jack Ill Dark!Copy !req
25. He's where the roots of DMC's music lies!Copy !req
26. You two know him, right?Copy !req
27. O-Of course we do.Copy !req
28. Jack rocks.Copy !req
29. Liars.Copy !req
30. Since you don't know, you need to read this book.Copy !req
31. Eh?Copy !req
32. Th-This is Jack-san?Copy !req
33. His makeup's just like ours.Copy !req
34. This book is like the Holy Bible to me.Copy !req
35. It's his legendary biography that holds all of the crimes and events surrounding the Emperor.Copy !req
36. Just like DMC's legends.Copy !req
37. This man's circumstances might be similar to mine.Copy !req
38. Okay boys! This will be your crowning performance, so I want you to do everything you can to prepare!Copy !req
39. Y-Yes ma'am!Copy !req
40. And so...Copy !req
41. Nippon Budokan.Copy !req
42. Holy shit, guys! There's a huge crowd and TV cameras outside!Copy !req
43. I never thought our debut at Budokan would turn out like this!Copy !req
44. Negishi, what's that?Copy !req
45. These are some shiitake that I got from my parents.Copy !req
46. I'm going to give them to Jack-san as a present.Copy !req
47. What?Copy !req
48. After I finished reading his biography, I feel like I can talk to him.Copy !req
49. I'm just going to introduce myself to Jack-san.Copy !req
50. Well, I guess there's no harm in that.Copy !req
51. To think there was a person more grotesque than us...Copy !req
52. It'd be really nice if we could be open and talk about our problems.Copy !req
53. My name is Souichi Negishi.Copy !req
54. My name is Sam Hanks.Copy !req
55. After this tour, I'll never wear this wig and makeup ever again.Copy !req
56. I envy you! Retirement sounds nice!Copy !req
57. Would you like to sing "We Are the World" with us on stage?Copy !req
58. Sure, I love that song!Copy !req
59. Okay!Copy !req
60. There's his door.Copy !req
61. I'm kinda nervous since this'll be the first time I've ever spoken with a foreigner.Copy !req
62. I think I'd better practice one more time.Copy !req
63. Japanese shiitake. Present for you. Oh yeah.Copy !req
64. Shiitake. Shiitake. Okay.Copy !req
65. Okay, nothing can go wrong with all the practicing I did last night!Copy !req
66. I'm one of the members of the group you'll be performing with tonight.Copy !req
67. Excuse me.Copy !req
68. Wh-What the hell?!Copy !req
69. N-Nice to meet you.Copy !req
70. My name is Souichi Negishi.Copy !req
71. Fuck!Copy !req
72. The way to reply to someone who says "fuck" is...Copy !req
73. T-Today, during the concert, w-would you like to play together...Copy !req
74. Fuck!Copy !req
75. Crap! He acts exactly as he was described in the book!Copy !req
76. On my face is a tattooed pattern I can never take off...Copy !req
77. My cock is always in the mouth of some random bitch...Copy !req
78. I believe that "fuck" is a universal word...Copy !req
79. By the Daddy of Rape.Copy !req
80. O-Oh yeah, the present.Copy !req
81. J-Japanese shiitake,Copy !req
82. for you.Copy !req
83. These snakes must be the Metal Cobras!
They're Jack's pets, like it said in the book!Copy !req
84. And my mother had gone out of her way to send those shiitake just for today!Copy !req
85. Are you the sacrifice for tonight?Copy !req
86. "Before every concert, a fan's blood is sacrificed to a demon."Copy !req
87. Wow, this kind of feat is impossible for me to pull off.Copy !req
88. Was that really true too!?Copy !req
89. No, I'm not!Copy !req
90. I'm just a staff member!Copy !req
91. Well then, what are you doing here?Copy !req
92. Eh...Copy !req
93. The members from DMC wanted me to ask Jack if it was okay to play and sing "We Are the World" together as the last song.Copy !req
94. I have the score if you need it...Copy !req
95. Did you say DMC?Copy !req
96. Are you a DMC spy?Copy !req
97. Wh-What did he say?Copy !req
98. "Are you an assassin sent by DMC?"Copy !req
99. Boy, I'm gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
100. "I'm gonna jam it in your ass."Copy !req
101. What?!Copy !req
102. Come on!Copy !req
103. "Loosen up a little and it might actually feel good."Copy !req
104. Okay, when you're in a tight spot, and you don't want to insult the other party, you should say...Copy !req
105. No thank you! No thank you!Copy !req
106. Just kidding! I don't care about men's asses anyways.Copy !req
107. "Wait. I think I'm in love with your ass."Copy !req
108. Tell DMC that I'm gonna carve those fuckers up during the concert!Copy !req
109. "If you don't want me to fuck your ass, then I will cum inside your mouth."Copy !req
110. N-Negishi, you're late!Copy !req
111. Did something happen?Copy !req
112. He's awful! Even after I studied so hard to learn English and be friends with him!Copy !req
113. He even did weird things to me without taking my present!Copy !req
114. N-Negishi...Copy !req
115. Unforgivable!Copy !req
116. My parents worked so hard to grow those shiitake too!Copy !req
117. Hey, you guys! It's almost time!Copy !req
118. Let's get it over with!Copy !req
119. Huh?Copy !req
120. Today, the title of the Emperor of death metal will become mine!Copy !req
121. He changed the sign on his forehead to English...Copy !req
122. And he read an English 101 book as a countermeasure against Jack...Copy !req
123. It doesn't seem like they'll be throwing him any retirement bouquets.Copy !req
124. I'm gonna tear through that asshole with my own shiitake!Copy !req
125. In this world, there exist only a few guitars that have ever been deemed legendary.Copy !req
126. This guitar in particular belonged to
Karth Murder, the God of death metal.Copy !req
127. It is said that Karth kept a demon within the guitar...Copy !req
128. Because the guitar thrived on fresh blood, Karth was driven to become a mass murderer and was eventually arrested.Copy !req
129. It is rumored that the red body of the guitar was formed from coagulated blood.Copy !req
130. I heard that tons of people have been killed by that axe, man!Copy !req
131. Yeah, and I heard that you can hear a weird noise coming from it at night.Copy !req
132. After Karth's death, the guitar was placed into the hands of another...Copy !req
133. That man is said to be the Emperor who has come to surpass even Karth...Copy !req
134. Oh shit! He's gonna play "Fuckingham Palace!"Copy !req
135. He is Jack Ill Dark!Copy !req
136. He's so awesome!Copy !req
137. You still fuckin' rule!Copy !req
138. It's like he's fucking the Queen!Copy !req
139. Fucking asshole...Copy !req
140. Bark as much as you want right now,Copy !req
141. but I will crush you!Copy !req
142. Okay guys, it's time for us to jump.Copy !req
143. Eh?Copy !req
144. J-Jump...?Copy !req
145. Yeah.Copy !req
146. That's the plan.Copy !req
147. N-Nobody told me about this!Copy !req
148. Can't we just walk out normally for once?!Copy !req
149. Hey dumbass, it was the president's call.Copy !req
150. It'll be an awesome way to make our entrance!Copy !req
151. Incredible! DMC has descended from above!Copy !req
152. No, I don't wanna! I'm scared!Copy !req
153. Shut it. Just wear the wires and you'll be fine.Copy !req
154. Go already!Copy !req
155. Bitch.Copy !req
156. Wait, the wire's around my neck!Copy !req
157. Eh?!Copy !req
158. Oh shit! The cobra bit his arm! He's such a fucking madman!Copy !req
159. I fear nothing! I swear on my dripping blood that I will destroy DMC tonight!Copy !req
160. Prepare yourselves, DMC!Copy !req
161. Excellent! The fact that Jack injures his own body is what makes his performance so demonic!Copy !req
162. I can't wait to see how the guys will be able to beat it!Copy !req
163. DMC's coming!Copy !req
164. Up there!Copy !req
165. K-Krauser-san is dead!Copy !req
166. Get us down already!Copy !req
167. Screw the madman's cobra bite!
Krauser attempted "Public Suicide!"Copy !req
168. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
169. That was fucking insane, Negishi!Copy !req
170. Way better than Jack!Copy !req
171. Are you alright, Negishi?Copy !req
172. Yeah...Copy !req
173. This wasn't my fault, right?Copy !req
174. Krauser-san came back to life!Copy !req
175. Jack, you defiled my good will, shiitake, and you tried to do weird things to me!Copy !req
176. I won't forgive you!Copy !req
177. Now it's for real! I'll fuck you up!Copy !req
178. I've returned from Hell...Copy !req
179. just to dig a grave for this senile motherfucking old fart!Copy !req
180. Time to rock out!Copy !req
181. Oh shit, he just insulted Emperor Jack!Copy !req
182. DMC's gonna die tonight!Copy !req
183. Jack, don't let those fuckers leave alive!Copy !req
184. It's a Japan-America "fuck" contest!Copy !req
185. Fuck him up, Krauser!Copy !req
186. You fuckheads! "Fuck" is Jack's catchphrase! He can't lose!Copy !req
187. So, you were studying all that English just for tonight?Copy !req
188. Krauser-san's good at pronouncing "fuck!"Copy !req
189. They're not letting up at all!Copy !req
190. They aren't stopping to breathe!
Do they not fear death?!Copy !req
191. Looks like they're starting to get tired!Copy !req
192. Who's gonna win!?Copy !req
193. Krauser-san's won by half a "fuck!"Copy !req
194. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
195. He doesn't fear death!Copy !req
196. Jack, he beat you at your own game!Copy !req
197. And all I was doing was counting off every slut I've fucked!Copy !req
198. Fuck. I'll bring him out and have him kill this fucker...Copy !req
199. Hey! It's the signal!Copy !req
200. It's coming!Copy !req
201. It's Metal Buffalo!Copy !req
202. Your target are those DMC fuckers over there.Copy !req
203. H-Hey, I think we're gonna have some big trouble...Copy !req
204. DMC's finished now!Copy !req
205. Go and impale those fuckers!Copy !req
206. Krauser-san tamed the wild beast!Copy !req
207. Heh. My experience from caring for my family's cow as a child actually paid off.Copy !req
208. Shigemi, time to eat!Copy !req
209. Wh-What the fuck?!Copy !req
210. Wait, where the fuck are my cobras?!Copy !req
211. Th-They really are...Copy !req
212. true demons!Copy !req
213. Jack fell to his knees!Copy !req
214. This moment will change the world forever!Copy !req
215. I'm not finished with you yet.Copy !req
216. He really took the title of Emperor from Jack after all!Copy !req
217. Your punishment is for everyone besides me!Copy !req
218. It's DMC's "Letters from Hell!"Copy !req
219. DMC just made Jack their bitch!Copy !req
220. This one's for my father who picked the shiitake!Copy !req
221. This is for my mother who sent them!Copy !req
222. This is for my cute little brother and little sister!Copy !req
223. And this is for Kuririn!Copy !req
224. It sounds like he's reciting a spell!Copy !req
225. Jagi-sama!Copy !req
226. Ugh... I think I went overboard.Copy !req
227. I got too excited when I defeated him...Copy !req
228. Negishi, you are the fuckin' king!Copy !req
229. We completely humiliated Jack Ill Dark!Copy !req
230. T-True, but...Copy !req
231. The times are a-changing...Copy !req
232. As a fan of Jack's, his defeat is hard to accept, but that was the best performance you've ever given.Copy !req
233. Okay...Copy !req
234. Hey! It's Jack Ill Dark!Copy !req
235. Oh no, he's here for payback!Copy !req
236. This has nothing to do with me, so...Copy !req
237. Jack...Copy !req
238. You're the kid who came backstage before the show...Copy !req
239. So you were Krauser, huh?Copy !req
240. Oh no, I forgot to wipe off the letters from my head!Copy !req
241. Well, uh...!Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. I want you to have this guitar.Copy !req
244. What?!Copy !req
245. You're giving him Karth's legendary guitar?!Copy !req
246. Negishi, that means you'll become the third Emperor since he's giving you that guitar!Copy !req
247. Now, I want you to smother the guitar in my blood.Copy !req
248. You don't have to give it to me...!Copy !req
249. I don't think I'm ready for the responsibility, I'll just let someone else become the fourth Emperor!Copy !req
250. Hey kid, if it's alright with you, could you give me another bag of shiitake?Copy !req
251. You want shiitake?Copy !req
252. H-Here you go.Copy !req
253. I happened to bring a lot...Copy !req
254. These were picked in the Oita countryside.Copy !req
255. They taste wonderful, so please enjoy them with your family.Copy !req
256. You may be the most fearsome man I've ever met...Copy !req
257. I'm leaving the world of death metal to you, DMC.Copy !req
258. Are you really going into retirement, Jack...?Copy !req
259. Oh man, is there anybody out there who wants to become the fourth Emperor?Copy !req
260. That guitar looks sick...Copy !req
261. And thus, Jack returned to America...Copy !req
262. but he was arrested immediately after landing the next day.Copy !req
263. Jack Ill Dark was arrested for smuggling shiitake mushrooms.Copy !req
264. And Negishi...Copy !req
265. Other than the song, that guitar is giving me the creeps.Copy !req
266. Me too...Copy !req
267. ...became the new owner of the demon guitar.Copy !req
268. Detroit Metal City...Copy !req
269. is over!Copy !req