1. Sou-kun, you have your rice and vegetables, right?Copy !req
2. Yep.Copy !req
3. You'll come back during winter break, right?Copy !req
4. Yep.Copy !req
5. Well Mom, I'll head out now...Copy !req
6. I went to Tokyo to enter college...Copy !req
7. Sou-kun! Remember to cook the
bamboo shoots before you eat them!Copy !req
8. The reason I chose Tokyo is because I have a dream.Copy !req
9. I want to start a fashionable pop band in Tokyo.Copy !req
10. Man, Kahimi Karie is so good...Copy !req
11. It makes this country scenery I'm staring at look like a photograph from Paris.Copy !req
12. I want to make music like this...Copy !req
13. But after I graduated, the kind of band I ended up in was...Copy !req
14. Jagi-sama!Copy !req
15. Krauser!Copy !req
16. What am I doing?Copy !req
17. Hahaha, Negishi! Your vocals were the best!Copy !req
18. R-Really?Copy !req
19. The guitar was frickin' sweet, too!
Krauser's the cornerstone of DMC, man!Copy !req
20. By the way Nishida, you need to practice more, you know that?Copy !req
21. Anyway, hurry up and change your clothes, we got a meeting!Copy !req
22. Meeting?Copy !req
23. Slipped your mind, dumbass? Today's the day we have the meeting for our promotional video!Copy !req
24. The president will be there too!Copy !req
25. That concert made me cum! Fuckin' crazy guys, DMC!Copy !req
26. President, you graced us with your presence tonight? Thank you!Copy !req
27. Of course! My crotch was totally soaked and I was dancing out there!Copy !req
28. Come on now, take a seat! Sit down!Copy !req
29. Yes, excuse us!Copy !req
30. What the heck is wrong with our president...Copy !req
31. This isn't even the kind of band
I wanted to do in the first place...Copy !req
32. Now, as for the first PV, I'd like you all to share your thoughts as to the concept of this "Painting of Hell."Copy !req
33. Hey! Let's get thinkin', so gimme some ideas!Copy !req
34. Geez... Like I have any...Copy !req
35. How about we have Krauser, that is to say, Negishi, sitting there eating a bat?!Copy !req
36. Lives ones are the best!Copy !req
37. Oh yes, that's hot!Copy !req
38. And then Krauser jumps out of a casket and starts fighting with a zombie in a ring of fire!Copy !req
39. Yeah! And then while the zombies are eating Krauser's body, he plays the guitar!Copy !req
40. Wait, there's no way I can do that!Copy !req
41. Huh?Copy !req
42. I can't take this anymore.Copy !req
43. I want to go home and listen to Kahimi...Copy !req
44. Hey! You got a better idea, then?!Copy !req
45. I was thinking of a more happier feeling, like walking around Harajuku or something...Copy !req
46. No, no impact! This is your first PV!Copy !req
47. Hey you! No ideas?Copy !req
48. Well... I-I want to eat curry rice...Copy !req
49. ...in Hell.Copy !req
50. Fuck!Copy !req
51. What the hell, guys?! Think seriously about this!Copy !req
52. We've got to make our new track, "Grotesque," a hit and break into the mainstream!Copy !req
53. We need to rock out on M-Station or some other TV show with tons of energy!Copy !req
54. Oh yeah! Bust out into the real world!Copy !req
55. No, that's a terrible idea...Copy !req
56. I want to play the kind of music that would make Mom say "how nice..." or something...Copy !req
57. You guys are the shining ray of hope for this company and me.Copy !req
58. So put your heads together and bang out something good!Copy !req
59. Okay! That's enough ideas for now!Copy !req
60. Come back one week from now for the photo shoot, alright?Copy !req
61. Yes ma'am!Copy !req
62. Nishida, let's grab some chow and head home.Copy !req
63. Curry rice.Copy !req
64. Wh-What the heck did we just decide on?! I even had a suggestion I wanted to make!Copy !req
65. Excuse me, President, I wanted to talk to you about our next single...Copy !req
66. Huh?Copy !req
67. These are some lyrics I wrote down last night that I wanted to try out when we're finished with all this...Copy !req
68. Here, I'll sing it for you.Copy !req
69. What the hell...?Copy !req
70. Gross.Copy !req
71. Fuck off! This kinda shit isn't gonna make me cum!Copy !req
72. Pen please.Copy !req
73. This is how it should be!Copy !req
74. The first single you composed, "Satsugai..."Copy !req
75. The first second I heard this, I honestly came...Copy !req
76. This is the kinda shit I want!Copy !req
77. Hearing it like this, it really sounds so horrible...Copy !req
78. Mom...Copy !req
79. Mom has no idea I'm in this kind of band...Copy !req
80. What would she say if she knew I was writing this kind of stuff?Copy !req
81. Oh yes!Copy !req
82. Mom, I'm sorry...Copy !req
83. You'd best keep to making these hot songs.
I'm counting on you to make the PV right.Copy !req
84. I'm sorry.Copy !req
85. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
86. And one week later...Copy !req
87. Alright dudes, let's rock!Copy !req
88. Hey, it's a text message!Copy !req
89. From Mom...Copy !req
90. Come on, Krauser! Let's go!Copy !req
91. O-Okay!Copy !req
92. Sou-kun, how are you doing?Copy !req
93. From the bat scene!
Three! Two! One!Copy !req
94. Are you eating well?Copy !req
95. You haven't called lately, but I guess being a florist keeps you pretty busy, huh?Copy !req
96. A while back, I was leafing through your elementary school year book...Copy !req
97. And, do you remember? You wrote that your dream was to become a preschool teacher.Copy !req
98. Sou-kun, you've always gotten along with small children, haven't you?Copy !req
99. It's been five years since you left for Tokyo...Copy !req
100. Just remember to always stay as the gentle Sou-kun I remember.Copy !req
101. Try not to let bad people trick you.Copy !req
102. Okay, cut!
Squirt him!Copy !req
103. Take care of your body.Copy !req
104. Oh yes! Motherfucker!Copy !req
105. My crotch is totally soaked!Copy !req
106. From Mommy.Copy !req
107. This last song, "Grotesque," is going on sale today!
Go rob some fucker if you ain't got the cash for it!Copy !req
108. There it is! The teeth guitar!Copy !req
109. Jagi-sama!Copy !req
110. I am thankful to music. Without it, I would have become just another mass murderer. -Krauser IICopy !req
111. Hey, the single got here before the concert!Copy !req
112. Look, Negishi! It seems like it's really selling!Copy !req
113. What?Copy !req
114. With this, we'll definitely break into the mainstream scene!Copy !req
115. This CD jacket is just horrible!Copy !req
116. You dumbass! It's the impact that counts!Copy !req
117. And this comment... I never said anything like that!Copy !req
118. Hey, Nishida, you need to buy it too!Copy !req
119. More breasts, please.Copy !req
120. Our quota is 20 copies per person!Copy !req
121. Well then, I have plans, so...Copy !req
122. Playing the guitar with my teeth really did a number on my mouth!Copy !req
123. Today, I decided to come look at some CDs...Copy !req
124. But first things first, Kahimi Karie!Copy !req
125. I wanted to put out a CD like this too...Copy !req
126. Hey...Copy !req
127. You're Negishi-kun... right?Copy !req
128. Eh?Copy !req
129. Aikawa-san!Copy !req
130. Hey, it's been a while. We haven't seen each other since graduation, right?Copy !req
131. You still like Kahimi, huh?Copy !req
132. Y-Yep.Copy !req
133. Are you still playing music?Copy !req
134. Y-Yep.Copy !req
135. Aikawa Yuri-chan. We took the same seminar once and became friends because of our similar tastes in music.Copy !req
136. She's the first person I ever played my music to. We never became more than friends though.Copy !req
137. You're so good at guitar, you could become a pro!Copy !req
138. Her words pushed me to become a pro.Copy !req
139. I'm working as an editor for a magazine now.Copy !req
140. It's called Amoure Amour, a lifestyles zine.Copy !req
141. I read this every week! I love the
"Music to Listen to in a Café" piece!Copy !req
142. That's the column I'm in charge of!Copy !req
143. What a coincidence...Copy !req
144. R-Really?Copy !req
145. I'm so happy you read it.Copy !req
146. Even after two years, we still have this much in common.Copy !req
147. Could we be meant for each other?Copy !req
148. Hey, do you remember the song you sang for me before we graduated?Copy !req
149. Why a DMC song now of all times...Copy !req
150. This is another song I wrote, "Demon King..."Copy !req
151. You know, that song about world peace.Copy !req
152. Y-You remembered it word for word.Copy !req
153. It's kinda noisy right now, but I really liked that song.Copy !req
154. Right now, while Aikawa-san's telling me how much she liked my music,Copy !req
155. my horrendous, ear-splitting song is playing.Copy !req
156. Oh, that's right. Today's the day it goes on sale!Copy !req
157. What would Aikawa-san say if she knew I was in DMC?Copy !req
158. If she knew that madman on that awful cover was really me?Copy !req
159. The music they're playing now is really horrible, isn't it?Copy !req
160. Look! He's going crazy just from a trial listen!Copy !req
161. The bass line is killer!Copy !req
162. Grotesque!Copy !req
163. I just don't understand Metal.Copy !req
164. Yeah, me neither!Copy !req
165. Rumor has it that all the members are drug addicts and that they rape people regularly and stuff...Copy !req
166. Really...Copy !req
167. I've never even smoked a cigarette in my life and I'm still a virgin!Copy !req
168. I heard that Krauser guy is the worst one.Copy !req
169. When he was a kid, he killed his parents, and then escaped from prison just to start up this band!Copy !req
170. Eh!? I even sent Mom carnations on Mother's Day!Copy !req
171. But I guess that's the way the public sees DMC.Copy !req
172. I want to tell Aikawa-san the truth.Copy !req
173. Negishi-kun, you wouldn't happen to like this band, would you?Copy !req
174. Of course not! All I listen to is Swedish pop! I can't understand people who would wanna start up such a gross band.Copy !req
175. That's a relief.Copy !req
176. Just look at the CD jacket! He's wearing makeup and wrote "kill" on his forehead like some kinda idiot!Copy !req
177. I bet their manager is some creep too!Copy !req
178. The package itself even smells bad, so let's get rid of it!Copy !req
179. N-Negishi-kun...Copy !req
180. Hey bitches! Don't be sayin' shit 'bout DMC!Copy !req
181. Hey, these guys are regulars at our concerts!Copy !req
182. You lookin' down on Krauser-san?!Copy !req
183. Answer me!Copy !req
184. I'm sorry, I take it back!Copy !req
185. Crap, my own song is going to be the death of me...Copy !req
186. I can't say I'm Krauser here!
As it looks, I'm gonna get beat up!Copy !req
187. Krauser-san is really good at playing the guitar!
I play too, so I really respect him!Copy !req
188. Izzat so, bitch? Then show me how Krauser-san plays!Copy !req
189. B-But I don't have a guitar!Copy !req
190. Just show me some air guitar! Pretend like you're holding one!Copy !req
191. I-I-I can't do that...Copy !req
192. What an idiotic bunch of fans...Copy !req
193. Then we're gonna MURDER you!Copy !req
194. I have to do something...
I have to protect Aikawa-san!Copy !req
195. Like this?Copy !req
196. That's more like it!Copy !req
197. That's Krauser's style! Keep going!Copy !req
198. Play "Grotesque!"Copy !req
199. Hey, that's Krauser-san's...Copy !req
200. Teeth Guitar!Copy !req
201. Please sirs...Copy !req
202. It's like Krauser-san's right in front of us!Copy !req
203. For you, I'll do this, Aikawa-san...Copy !req
204. I'll protect you!Copy !req
205. I can see the other DMC members too!Copy !req
206. I can see them too!Copy !req
207. Krauser-san!Copy !req
208. Jagi-sama!Copy !req
209. Camus!Copy !req
210. On the day we graduated...Copy !req
211. Does this mean we'll never see each other again?Copy !req
212. No, not exactly...Copy !req
213. The words I couldn't say to Aikawa-san...Copy !req
214. Here we go! Behind-the-Head Guitar!Copy !req
215. Bye now.Copy !req
216. B-Bye...Copy !req
217. That day I've always regretted...Copy !req
218. Now... now, with this moment, I can say it!Copy !req
219. Aikawa-san!Copy !req
220. I'm gonna rape you, ya fuckin' bitch pig!Copy !req
221. Ne-Negishi-kun... that's horrible!Copy !req
222. Oh no! I became Krauser all of a sudden!Copy !req
223. N-No, I meant we should have go to a trendy café and let me rape uh...!Copy !req
224. You're the worst!Copy !req
225. Whoa, it's a stage dive!Copy !req
226. You rock, dude!Copy !req
227. Dude, you're totally crazy!Copy !req
228. Let me go!Copy !req
229. I hate you! I hate you!Copy !req
230. DMC! DMC! DMC!Copy !req
231. Next time on DMC,Copy !req
232. we've got "How to Rape" and "Amoure Anal!"Copy !req
233. Fuck! You'll get so wet that you'll need diapers!Copy !req