1. Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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2. All this time my father has been right across town
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3. running the feed store?
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4. Susan found her real father
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5. Ed wants to make the final decision
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6. Ed Furarer, Lynette Scoval
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7. Lynette met her new boss
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8. I've learned my lesson. Ok, when I get out of here
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9. Everything's gotta be different
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10. Carlos promised to change his old ways
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11. Dr. Goldfine has concerns about us being together
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12. and I'm starting to thinking he's right
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13. While Bree discovered George's true colours
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14. George, I don't want to!
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15. We are engaged! You have to wear it!
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16. I don't think we are any more
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17. Anyone who'd ever been to a party of Bree van de Kamp's
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18. thought of her as the perfect hostes
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19. Because Bree knew how to take care of her guests
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20. Her dinners will always served properly
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21. Her licer always flow freely
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22. And her anicdoses were always enjoyable
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23. But on this night, the perfect hostess
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24. was about to find herself...
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25. Where's that music coming from?
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26. in a very imperfect predicament.
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27. Uh, I'm not sure.
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28. Don't give upon us, baby
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29. we're still worth one more try
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30. um, if you'll excuse me for just one minute.
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31. I know we put our last one by
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32. just for a rainy evening
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33. George!
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34. I have guests.
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35. - What do you think you're doing?
- We had a tiff. I upset you.
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36. And now I'm just trying to make things right again.
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37. It was not a tiff
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38. We broke up. It's over.
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39. - We can still come through
- I am not kidding.
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40. If you do not knock it off, I am gonna call the police.
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41. All right, go ahead.
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42. I really lost my head last night
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43. call the police. If they drag me away,
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44. I'm just gonna come right back here.
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45. I want you to hear the whole medley
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46. Come on!
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47. Why don't you all take your seats?
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48. dessert is about to be served.
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49. I really lost my head last night
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50. you've got a right
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51. to...
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52. yes, Bree knew how to take care of her guests,
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53. especially those who weren't invited.
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54. Desperate Housewives
Season 2 Episode 9
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55. Good guys wear white hats,
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56. and bad guys wear black.
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57. This is how children distinguish
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58. between good and evil.
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59. But they soon learn that bad guys
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60. don't always look so bad.
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61. In fact, sometimes
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62. they even seem down right friendly.
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63. That is, until you get to know them
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64. a little bit better.
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65. Hey, fancy seeing you here.
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66. I was just out for a little ride.
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67. Don't lie to me, George.
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68. You've been riding up and down this street
for the last hour.
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69. I don't want to do this, Bree,
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70. but you won't return any of my phone calls.
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71. So stalking me is plan "b"?
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72. Bree, I know I messed up.
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73. I know I got some issues to work on,
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74. but I'd be willing to see a therapist
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75. if that's what you want.
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76. I'll do anything, but
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77. how can I show you that I can—
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78. I can change if you don't give me a second chance?
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79. Come on.
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80. You know I'm not a bad person.
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81. I do know that,
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82. but I'm just not sure you're a good one, either.
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83. and we integrated the corporate logo
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84. into the jungle background,
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85. creating not only an ad for the clothing,
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86. but for the company itself.
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87. I don't get it.
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88. What, um, don't you get?
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89. The whole idea just kind a makes my head hurt.
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90. Is it just me?
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91. No, nuh-unh.
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92. You're right. It stinks.
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93. Sorry, guys. Back to the drawing board.
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94. Well, I got tickets to a game.
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95. Nina, you do whatever you have to do
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96. to keep us afloat here.
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97. You got it.
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98. Looks like it's gonna be another late night at the office.
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99. Nice work, everybody.
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100. Thank you.
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101. Could you can the attitude, Nina?
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102. I'm sorry. What did you just say?
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103. You're being rude.
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104. And it's totally out of line.
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105. You know how hard we all worked on this.
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106. Yeah, I do.
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107. Nina, I think I speak for everyone here
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108. when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse.
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109. Frankly, you owe us an apology.
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110. Is—is this true?
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111. I mean, I would be mortified
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112. if I thought that I'd hurt any of you.
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113. I mean, If anybody feels like I owe them an apology,
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114. please, speak up.
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115. You? You?
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116. You?
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117. Gee, Lynette.
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118. I guess you were mistaken.
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119. All right, let's recap, shall we?
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120. Stinky pitch, workin' late, no apologies.
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121. Guys!
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122. We talked about this.
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123. What happened to standing up for ourselves?
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124. Hot muffins.
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125. Any takers?
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126. No, Stu. These people don't deserve muffins.
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127. hello?
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128. hello. My name is mark Martinez.
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129. I'm the assistant warden down at Fairvew county jail.
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130. Is Mrs. Solis available?
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131. Uh, yeah, this is her.
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132. Did somethin' happen with Carlos?
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133. At 7:43 this morning,
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134. your husband held two guards at gunpoint
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135. and successfully escaped.
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136. He what?
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137. I take it you had no prior knowledge
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138. he had planned to do this?
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139. No, of course not.
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140. He's a moron!
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141. We have every reason to believe
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142. your husband may come to find you.
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143. We believe him to be armed...
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144. and very, very horny.
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145. What?
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146. Surprise, baby.
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147. I got paroled early.
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148. It's so good to see you!
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149. What happened?
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150. Well, there's this church group
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151. that helps out catholic prisoners.
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152. And they really, really stepped up for me.
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153. Well, what did they do?
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154. They lobbied the parole board and it worked.
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155. I guess I owe the pope a thank-you note.
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156. Less talking,
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157. more stripping.
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158. Prudy's feed store.
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159. Apparently, he owns the place.
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160. How are you gonna do it?
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161. What do you mean?
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162. I mean, how are you gonna tell him you're his daughter?
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163. Oh, I'm not.
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164. Julie, the man abandoned me before I was born.
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165. I don't have a desire to have a relationship with him.
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166. Okay, then I'm really confused
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167. why we're here spying on him.
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168. Well, I just wanna see what he's like
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169. and satisfy my curiosity and
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170. get it out of my system.
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171. Well, here you go.
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172. Now you tell Charlie that
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173. Addison Prudy says drop in some time.
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174. I miss that ugly mug of his around here
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175. I will.
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176. I bet I know what you're here for.
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177. Oh?
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178. You heard about the giveaway.
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179. Well, I got the cowboy hats right here.
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180. Oh, oh no, that's okay.
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181. You don't have to give me anything, really.
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182. Relax. This is a promotional item.
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183. Didn't cost me a dime.
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184. There you go.
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185. Pretty as a picture.
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186. I have a dad.
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187. He's great!
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188. He gave me a hat.
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189. That biting thing at the end...
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190. Totally blew my mind.
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191. Please tell me you didn't learn that in prison.
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192. Yeah.
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193. Wait. I'm not done with you yet.
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194. Just give me ten minutes, please.
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195. What is wrong with you?
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196. You are totally useless after sex.
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197. I know. I should probably get my thyroid
checked out.
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198. who's sister Mary Bernard?
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199. those are private. Give me—
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200. she's this nun, okay?
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201. She visited me in prison a couple times.
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202. She's part of the group that got me early release.
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203. Now can I please have them back?
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204. "When you walk with god every day,
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205. "you learn that truth is understood in the mind
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206. but faith burns in the heart"?
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207. You don't know what it was like in there.
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208. All right? 20 hours a day,8x10 cell.
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209. Just you and your mind.
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210. So pretty much just you.
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211. It forces you to reexamine everything.
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212. I was a very bad person for a very long time,
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213. but now all that is gonna change
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214. because I'm on a new path.
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215. A new path?
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216. I am going to live a virtuous life.
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217. I wanna do right by you,
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218. by my mama
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219. and by my god.
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220. What the hell did they do to you in that prison?
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221. All right, this is my last hand,
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222. and then I gotta go.
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223. Already?
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224. I left a proposal on my desk at work.
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225. I have to go over it tonight, or
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226. you-know-who is gonna have my head.
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227. Nina.
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228. You know, this gainful employment thing
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229. is really starting to cut into our social life.
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230. Well, If one of you would just agree to raise my kids,
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231. I wouldn't need a job. Any takers?
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232. - Ha ha.
- No, I didn't think so.
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233. Ante up.
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234. Speaking of child abandonment,
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235. when are you gonna tell your father
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236. that he has a bouncing, middle-aged baby girl?
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237. Soon. I don't wanna ambush him.
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238. I'm gonna ease into it.
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239. How do you ease into, "Hi. I'm your illegitimate daughter"?
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240. Well, actually, there's a "help wanted" sign
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241. in the window, so I was thinking about
getting a job there.
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242. And you know, he would get to know me,
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243. and I'm sure he would like me and
I would like him, and...
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244. then one day, he'd say,
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245. "you're like the daughter I never had,"
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246. and I'd say, "well, actually, now that you mention it..."
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247. okay, I'll go first.
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248. That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard of.
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249. Why?
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250. Because it all hinges on him responding
to your personality.
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251. And let's face it, you are an acquired taste.
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252. Edie, I am sure Susan's father will like her just fine.
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253. Thank you.
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254. I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship.
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255. I mean, aside from D.N.A., You might find
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256. that you don't have that much in common.
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257. I know, but I gotta find out if there's something there.
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258. I've always wanted a dad.
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259. I mean, I know not having one affected me.
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260. Well, of course it did.
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261. Everyone needs a strong male role model.
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262. No, they don't.
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263. I grew up without a father, and it didn't affect me one bit.
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264. Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
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265. Point well taken.
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266. Hey.
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267. Look what I found in Ed's fridge.
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268. hey, Stu.
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269. and Nina!
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270. Hey, Lynette, can I see you for a sec?
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271. Sure.
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272. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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273. Having sex with the support staff—
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274. that's a big no-no.
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275. Ed's been known to fire people for that sort of thing.
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277. I know that we've had our little differences.
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278. But at the core,
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279. I believe that we're both good people,
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280. both smart women who are just trying to make it
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281. in this vicious male-dominated jungle—
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282. okay, what do you want?
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283. Do you want a raise?
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284. You want a better office?
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285. My demands are simple.
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286. I want you to be nicer.
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287. What?
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288. No more belittling,
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289. berating,
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290. rude sarcasm.
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291. And in exchange I get your silence?
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292. Yeah. Pretty sweet deal, don't you think?
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293. Um...
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294. I'll see what I can do.
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295. Great. Okay.
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296. And I'm gonna take your parking space.
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297. I kid the Nina.
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298. you're up early.
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299. I'm going to mass.
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300. - Huh? - Yeah.
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301. But it's not even Sunday.
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302. They have mass every day of the week.
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303. Really? When did they start doing that?
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304. that's sister Mary Bernard.
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305. Did you see where I put my bible?
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306. - What?- I saw your nun.
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307. So? So she's hot.
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308. She's a hot nun.
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309. you can't seriously be jealous.
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310. You mean to tell me that this
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311. has nothing to do with the fact
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312. that the woman standing outside is a knockout?
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313. That's what I'm telling you.
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314. Um, who are you here to see?
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315. I'm Lynette Scavo
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316. I work here
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317. Who are you?
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318. Pat. It's my first day.
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319. Oh. Well, welcome.
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320. What happened to Stu?
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321. You fired Stu?
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322. Oh, Lynette, hey. Come on in.
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323. I can't believe you would sink so low.
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324. I'm going to ed.
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325. Ed knows. This is Stu's employee evaluation file right here.
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326. This thing is full of black marks.
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327. Come on, Nina. We both know why you got rid of him.
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328. Well, good luck proving it.
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329. Oh, and on a completely unrelated topic,
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330. there's going to be another round of firings
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331. coming down the pike.
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332. Ed's been after me to trim the fat.
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333. - You threatening me?
- No, no. Unh-unh.
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334. It's just that it's gonna be my job
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335. to evaluate those who are team players
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336. and those who are not.
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337. Just a little heads up.
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338. Just trying to be nice.
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339. I don't know. You seem kind a overqualified.
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340. Why, 'cause I went to college?
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341. No, because you finished high school.
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342. well, I just wanna change my life, and...
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343. ever since I was a little girl,
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344. I've always liked horses and the outdoors, and...
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345. well, I'm just fascinated with...
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346. feed
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347. Well, I suppose we could give you a try.
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348. What?
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349. Something on my nose?
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350. Oh, no. Um, I was just looking
at the color of your eyes.
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351. You were?
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352. Yeah. They're just like mine.
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353. They're—they're nice.
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354. Carol sent you to test me, didn't she?
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355. What? Who's carol?
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356. You go back and tell my wife
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357. if a private detective couldn't fool me,
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358. well, you're not gonna either.
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359. I don't know what you're talking about.
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360. - I just came in to get a little—
- a cute little thing like you
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361. struts in here, flirts with an old codger like me—
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362. how dumb do you think I am?
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363. Hey, look at you. Pretty hair. You got a sexy walk.
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364. You got a tight little ass—
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365. oh, I'm your daughter.
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366. What?
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367. Back in the '60s, you had a brief...
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368. relationship with a young girl, Sophia Bremmer.
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369. She got pregnant and had a baby,
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370. and that baby was me,
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371. which makes you my father.
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372. Hi.
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373. Mr. Prudy, I'm sorry.
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374. I didn't want to spring on you like this.
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375. Where are you going?
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376. You see, when I found out you were alive
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377. and that we both lived in the same city,
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378. I just wanted to meet you.
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379. Mr. Prudy?
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380. Mr. Prudy.
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381. Hello?
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382. hello?
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383. And knock wood, the doctors say I'll keep improving
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384. slowly but surely.
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385. So how are you?
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386. Good, good. I'm seeing friends,
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387. and I just started co-chairing a charity event
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388. for the junior league, and, um,
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389. and I broke up with George.
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390. Really?
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391. Dr. Goldfine, do you ever really cure people,
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392. I mean, even if they're really crazy?
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393. I'm not a big fan of that word.
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394. People either have mental health or they don't.
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395. When they do have a problem,
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396. you treat them as if they had any other disease,
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397. and sometimes they get better.
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398. Well, when I broke up with George,
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399. I saw something in his eyes.
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400. It was a kind of malevolence,
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401. and it just didn't seem to me
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402. to be the sort of thing that you could cure.
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403. I don't believe in evil either.
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404. We're all just people.
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405. How can you not believe in evil?
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406. A man just threw you off a bridge for no reason.
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407. Exactly. He didn't know anything about me.
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408. He just rode upon his little blue bike
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409. and tried to hurt me.
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410. Do I think he's wicked? No. He's disturbed.
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411. His problems probably stem from a chemical imbalance.
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412. I believe with enough time and treatment,
I could help him.
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413. Did you say a blue bike?
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414. Black?
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415. Great.
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416. I gotta say, Lynette,
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417. I was surprised to get your call.
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418. I didn't even think you'd notice I was fired.
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419. Of course I noticed. You are one of my favourites.
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420. And I thought it was really unfair
how it all went down.
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421. It wasn't that unfair,
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422. I was late all those times
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423. and I broke the copier.
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424. And I stole all those paper clips.
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425. See, I don't think that's why you got fired.
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426. Really? That's what Nina said.
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427. Word got out that you and Nina were...
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428. shagging?
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429. being intimate.
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430. And Nina fired you to keep ed from finding out.
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431. You're kidding.
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432. And that wasn't right of her.
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433. She shouldn't have been having sex with you.
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434. She's upper management.
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435. Technically, It's sexual harassment.
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436. But I was into it. I consented.
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437. Stu, you're A... gofer.
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438. You can't consent to anything.
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439. So I think you should talk to ed about
getting your job back.
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440. Why would he care?
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441. Oh, he'll care.
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442. He doesn't want you suing him for millions of dollars.
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443. Wow!
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444. So would Nina get in trouble?
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445. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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446. There is a possibility she'd get A...
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447. slap on the wrist.
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448. So...
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449. you'll think about talking to ed?
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450. Definitely.
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451. The nurse told me you were waiting out there.
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452. I just wanted to see if you were okay.
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453. Sorry if I spooked you. I've got a bad heart.
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454. It's genetic, so you might wanna get that checked.
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455. Oh. Okay.
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456. Look, don't take this wrong, but I need you to clear out.
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457. What? I just got here.
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458. My wife is on her way.
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459. The thing is, If carol finds out
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460. I've got an adult love child running around,
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461. that's gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
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462. I mean, It's not exactly the only time I've strayed.
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463. Charming.
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464. But believe me
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465. it was nice to finally get to meet you.
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466. You're a lovely woman.
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467. Hon, you really need to leave now.
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468. It's Susan.
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469. My name is Susan. And
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470. no, that's not good enough.
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471. Look, I'M...
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473. but you're backing me into a corner.
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474. It's not like I want an invitation to thanksgiving.
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475. I just wanna have coffee or lunch now and then.
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476. I can't start up something with you.
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477. It wouldn't be fair to my wife.
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478. Oh, that's funny.
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479. So all the times you were cheating on her,
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480. that was okay, but having lunch with your daughter—
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481. that just crosses the line.
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482. I just want a chance to get to know you.
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483. Well, I don't want to know you.
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484. I've already got a family.
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485. Years ago, your mother and I came to an understanding.
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486. I gave her a bunch of money,
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487. and she agreed to keep things quiet.
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488. Well, I wasn't consulted on that little arrangement.
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489. I don't think it's fair to punish me for
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491. Is that what you think of me? I'm a mistake?
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492. That's what you need to hear, yeah.
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493. That's what I think.
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494. Oh, Addy!
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495. Addy! Oh!
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496. Oh, are you okay?
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497. I'm good, baby.
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498. The kids are on their way over.
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499. Hi. I'M... carol.
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500. You are...
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501. do you wanna tell her, or should I?
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502. I'm your husband's guardian angel.
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503. Excuse me?
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504. My name's Susan.
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505. I was buying some horse feed when
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506. Mr. Prudy had an attack behind the counter.
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507. I gave him C.P.R., Called 9-1-1.
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508. Oh! Thank you.
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509. Thank you.
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510. When I think what—what could have happened...
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511. well, I'm gonna get out of here.
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512. Mr. Prudy, I want you to hurry up
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513. and get back on your feet.
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514. I'm not giving up.
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515. I'm gonna be back in the store next week.
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516. I never got that darn horse feed.
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517. I guess I'll put a bag aside for you.
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518. You do that.
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519. Bree, It's me.
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520. The police are at my house.
They're going through my stuff.
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521. What the hell is going on?
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522. Look, I know you're there. Pick up!
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523. Did you have anything to do with this?
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524. Bree? Bree!
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525. George, I know what you did to dr. Goldfine,
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526. and I can see now just how sick you really are,
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527. so please just turn yourself in,
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528. and that way you can get the help you really need.
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529. George?
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530. What's going on?
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531. Oh, I invited sister Mary Hotpants over for lunch.
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532. What?
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533. You said she touched your soul,
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534. so I just want to make sure her hands are clean.
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535. so, sister Mary, tell me,
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536. what's it like meeting men in prison?
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537. Do you bond with all convicts, or was Carlos just special?
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538. Well, of course, Carlos is special,
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539. but our mission does a ton of
evangelical work with several prisons.
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540. Oh, I get it.
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541. Sort of like, today's convict is tomorrow's convert.
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542. Something like that,
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543. but mostly I do charity work.
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544. Are you two involved in any charities?
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545. Currently? No.
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546. But we should be. I mean, let's face it, Gaby.
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547. Buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better.
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548. Exactly.
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549. Money can't buy happiness.
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550. Well, sure it can.
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551. That's just a lie we tell poor people
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552. to keep 'em from rioting.- Gaby!
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553. It's a joke. Lighten up.
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554. Can you believe this?
I'm married to a woman so selfish,
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555. she makes fun of the entire concept of charity.
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556. You are a hypocrite.
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557. The money you spent to buy your sports car
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558. could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador.
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559. Okay, you're right.
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560. But I'm evolving, starting right now.
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561. Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission.
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562. What?
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563. - Carlos, are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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564. Gabrielle and I don't need two cars. We can share one.
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565. Share? What if you have the car,
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566. We're gonna cut back on shopping, too.
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567. Okay, I think we should all just calm down a little bit.
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568. I'm gonna get you that pink slip right now.
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569. - Carlos...
- we're doing this.
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570. I have to—ahem. Uh, here have some of this.
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571. No one needs to know.
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572. Don't even bother. You're not talking me out of this.
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573. I'm not here to talk you out of anything.
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574. Check in this drawer.
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575. Carlos, I wanna apologize for the way I've been acting.
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576. I mean, here you are trying to turn your life around,
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577. and all I can think about are my stupid jealousy issues.
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578. Yeah, well, let's just get back down there.
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579. No, I mean it. I'm sorry.
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580. I wanna be a better person, too.
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581. I'm sick of being bad.
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582. Forgive me?
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583. You're not a bad person.
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584. Really?
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585. No, of course not.
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586. That's so sweet.
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587. I feel so close to you right now.
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588. Gaby.
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589. I'm sorry. Guess I am bad.
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590. Look, we got a nun downstairs.
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591. She can wait five minutes. We're giving her a car.
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592. Hey, Pat, what's going on?
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593. I'm not sure.
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594. Ed keeps calling people into his office.
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595. I think people are getting fired.
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596. Lynette.
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597. Yeah.
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598. Lynette...
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599. Nina's out. You're in.
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600. You are our new V.P. Of accounts.
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601. I... am?
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602. I just gave her the ax,
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603. along with a bunch of other people.
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604. Why? What happened?
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605. Our old pal Stu just filed a sexual harassment
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606. suit against the company.
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607. He did what?
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608. He fired a fancy lawyer who threatened
to go to the press.
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609. I had no choice but to pay him off.
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610. He had a video of him and Nina together.
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611. Okay. I... get Nina, but
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612. why are you firing everybody else?
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613. Stu's taking us to the cleaners.
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614. If I don't cut back on staff,
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615. the next round of pay checks are gonna bounce.
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616. Oh, god, ed. I am so sorry.
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617. Well, it's not your fault. We'll get through this.
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618. You and me together.
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620. Someone's gotta can Jeff and Elizabeth.
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621. Yeah. Sure. I'm gonna go and take care of that.
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622. Hey. Congratulations.
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623. This... is not what I wanted.
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624. I just wanted you to be nicer.
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625. You know what? I used to be nice. But
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626. our boss—I'm sorry. Your boss...
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627. is incompetent and selfish
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628. and has the attention span of a poodle.
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629. I mean, from day one,
I have been the only one around here
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630. keeping this place from crumbling down
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631. around his stupid ears.
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632. Oh, Nina, come on.
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633. This is the truth here.
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634. Nice is a luxury that I gave up
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635. along with vacations and relationships
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636. and eating at home.
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637. This job sucks you dry.
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638. So you better kiss those four little kiddies
of yours good-bye
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639. because you have just adopted
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640. the neediest little child in the world.
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641. Here.
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642. You're gonna need this more than I do.
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643. Hi.
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644. Carlos will be down in a little while.
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645. We had an intense talk.
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646. He's resting.
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647. Yeah, I overheard some of your... talk.
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648. Sorry. He's such an animal
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649. but since we have a couple of minutes,
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650. why don't we, uh, chat?
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651. Look, I don't mean any disrespect.
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652. It's just, now that Carlos is home,
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653. we need to get back on our routine,
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654. and we can't do that if he keeps running off to church
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655. and charity bake sales.
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656. We need "us" time. Do you know what I mean?
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657. I do.
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658. Oh, good. Good.
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659. So it would really help our marriage
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660. if you just backed off for a while, okay?
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661. No.
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662. Huh?
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663. I said no.
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664. I know what you said. I'm wondering why you said it.
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665. Carlos is a diamond in the rough,
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666. a flawed man to be sure,
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667. but someone who is desperately searching
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668. for something to believe in.
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669. To satisfy your materialism,
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670. To deal with your adultery, he resorted to assault.
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671. As long as he's with you,
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672. he will never find what he's looking for.
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673. Well, I guess he should have thought of that
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674. before he married me.
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675. Some marriages are meant to be annulled.
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676. What the hell kind of nun are you?
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677. Look, if you try to come between me and my husband,
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678. I will take you down.
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679. I grew up on the south side of Chicago.
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680. If you wanna threaten me,
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681. you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.
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682. You listen to me, you little bitch.
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683. You do not want to start a war with me.
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684. well, I have god on my side.
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685. Bring it on.
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686. you called for a bellman?
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687. There's a charity dinner taking place downstairs.
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688. My friend Bree van de Kamp is one of the co-chairs.
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689. Give her this note and walk away.
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690. If she comes up in the elevator, call me.
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691. You think you can do that?
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692. Yes, sir.
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693. - Excuse me, ma'am?
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694. I was asked to give this to you.
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695. Oh, thank you.
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696. Barton.
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697. Hello, detective Barton. This is Bree van de Kamp.
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698. I need to talk to you about George Williams.
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699. Yeah, I was just getting ready to call you,
Mrs. Van de Kamp.
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700. My men are at his house right now,
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701. and they've uncovered evidence that suggests
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702. Mr. Williams was responsible
for your husband's death.
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703. - What? - Yeah, we found
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704. Rex's prescription bottles
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705. and doctored potassium pills
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706. as well as some disturbing diary entries.
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707. Mrs. Van de Kamp?
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708. Hello, sir.
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709. Yes. She's, uh, on her way up.
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710. Thank you very much.
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711. She loves me.
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712. She loves me not.
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713. She loves me.
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714. she loves me not.
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715. She loves me.
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716. operator,
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717. this is a bit embarrassing, but I've...
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718. I've swallowed some pills by mistake.
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719. I think you need to call an ambulance.
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720. uh, uh, uh, they were—
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721. they were just vitamins
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722. see? False alarm. I'm fine.
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723. Door's open.
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724. Hey.
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725. What were you thinking, taking the pills?
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726. I didn't hurt dr. Goldfine.
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727. And for you to...
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729. that sort of...
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730. violence...
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731. George.
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732. George.
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733. I'm sorry. It's the pills.
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734. Why are you telling me this?
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735. Because maybe I don't have to die.
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736. I could face the police
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737. knowing that you would be there for me...
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738. that you'd stay my friend.
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739. Then I'll have something to live for.
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740. And then we'll call an ambulance
and they'll pump your stomach.
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741. Yes.
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742. I want to help you,
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743. but in order to do that,
I need to forgive you, and...
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744. I can't do that until you admit what you've done.
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745. I didn't push gold fine.
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746. Yes, you did.
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747. But that's not what I'm talking about.
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748. You killed Rex.
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749. But I know it wasn't totally your fault
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750. because you're not well.
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751. So if you'll just be honest with me,
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752. I can forgive you.
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753. It'll be the hardest thing I've ever done,
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754. but I'll do it.
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755. But you have to—you have to tell me the truth.
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756. look, I'm in trouble here.
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757. We need to call someone.
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758. Not until you admit what you've done.
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759. I love you.
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760. Anything I may have done, I did for you.
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761. Because you wanted me to.
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762. You know you did.
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763. we need to call the ambulance.
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764. I... called them while you were asleep.
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765. They're already on their way.
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766. It's not always that easy to distinguish
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768. Sinners can surprise you.
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770. Why do we try to define people
as simply good or simply evil?
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771. Because no one wants to admit that
compassion and cruelty
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