1. Desperate Housewives S02E07 Color and LightCopy !req
2. You're glowing.Copy !req
3. - Gabrielle got pregnant.
- You walked out on me.Copy !req
4. Yeah. But look how far I got.Copy !req
5. - I'm just up the street.
- Trouble moved in.Copy !req
6. Being with George
made you feel a bit guilty.Copy !req
7. I'll have to get over it, won't I?Copy !req
8. And Bree moved on.Copy !req
9. "I know who killed Melanie Foster.Copy !req
10. - You arrested the wrong man."
- But not everyone...Copy !req
11. Call 911 and tell them you got
a killer in the basement.Copy !req
12. - He's not a killer.
got what they deserved.Copy !req
13. It is often said that
necessity is the mother of invention.Copy !req
14. This is how mothers
came to invent playdates.Copy !req
15. So occasionally, they could
have a little time for themselves.Copy !req
16. If you need me,
I'll be at the salon.Copy !req
17. But there are some mothers
who don't get to take advantageCopy !req
18. of this maternal innovation.Copy !req
19. Mothers like... Lynette Scavo,Copy !req
20. who was no longer
able to rest on weekends,Copy !req
21. because her twins no longer
received playdate invitations...Copy !req
22. ever since they had
convinced Sacha Eden's boyCopy !req
23. that a pair of magic wings
would allow him to fly.Copy !req
24. And they had double-dared
Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...Copy !req
25. blindfolded.Copy !req
26. And they had encouraged
Lisa Seadmen's boyCopy !req
27. to try an exciting new game
called Toss the Brick.Copy !req
28. The Scavo twins had become
persona non grata.Copy !req
29. And Lynette's secret dream
of being able to takeCopy !req
30. an occasional nap on Saturdays
was growing dimmer and dimmer.Copy !req
31. Quit it!Copy !req
32. Until one day...Copy !req
33. Hey, hey, hey! Porter, Preston!
Knock it off! All right?Copy !req
34. Did you hear me? I said stop it.
Stand up. Stand up.Copy !req
35. Come here.Copy !req
36. I'm so sorry.
Did my son beat you up?Copy !req
37. No. We were beating them up.Copy !req
38. Is that true?
Did they beat you up?Copy !req
39. It didn't hurt that much.Copy !req
40. Jimmy! P. J!
What are you doing?Copy !req
41. What have I told you
about ganging up on people?Copy !req
42. I am so sorry.Copy !req
43. No it's... it's OK.Copy !req
44. Believe me, my boys
can take care of themselves.Copy !req
45. If they got hurt at all,
I'll pay for the doctor bills.Copy !req
46. No, not to worry.Copy !req
47. I got the feeling
they were enjoying themselves.Copy !req
48. Really?Copy !req
49. What would you say to bringing
your boys over to my houseCopy !req
50. and letting 'em hang out with mine?Copy !req
51. And that's how Lynette
finally got what she needed,Copy !req
52. time for herself...Copy !req
53. and playdates for her kids.Copy !req
54. I'm sorry, but my boys decided
to have a rock fight with your boys.Copy !req
55. It was fun.Copy !req
56. Playdates she
was determined to keep...Copy !req
57. Well, they look fine to me.Copy !req
58. at all costs.Copy !req
59. Same time next week?Copy !req
60. OK.Copy !req
61. Cameras are simple tools
designed to capture images.Copy !req
62. Images that tell us
more about ourselves than we realise.Copy !req
63. They remind us
of the long journey we've taken,Copy !req
64. the loved ones
who travelled alongside us,Copy !req
65. those we lost along the way...Copy !req
66. and those waiting for us
on the road ahead.Copy !req
67. OK, how am I supposed to eat
with a uterus staring me in the face?Copy !req
68. Oh, I didn't know
you got a sonogram.Copy !req
69. Let me see.Copy !req
70. You need to put that in a frame.Copy !req
71. I don't think so.Copy !req
72. Oh, come on.
That's a picture of your baby.Copy !req
73. You can't tell me
you're not a little bit excited.Copy !req
74. Fine. I'm pregnant. Whee!Copy !req
75. Now, come on, we're
supposed to be cheering up Susan.Copy !req
76. This is a time of crisis,Copy !req
77. and I think you need another
scoop of mint chocolate chip.Copy !req
78. - Thanks.
- Susan, why are you so eerily calm?Copy !req
79. Mike Delfino just dumped you.Copy !req
80. The Susan Mayer I know
would be a blubbering mess right now.Copy !req
81. Come on, trot her on out.
She's fun to watch.Copy !req
82. I'm starting to feel pretty Zen
about the whole thing.Copy !req
83. Mike will calm down in a couple of days
and come to his senses.Copy !req
84. No. I came between the man and his son.Copy !req
85. It was a huge betrayal.Copy !req
86. I... I can't even blame him
for hating me.Copy !req
87. Zach was starting to obsess with Julie.Copy !req
88. Exactly. You're a mother
trying to protect her child.Copy !req
89. It's a natural impulse.Copy !req
90. Over the past couple of days,Copy !req
91. I gave myself
a long hard look in the mirror,Copy !req
92. and I did not like what I saw.Copy !req
93. I'm with you. Carry on.Copy !req
94. I think if I start acting
like an adult for once,Copy !req
95. maybe... Who knows?Copy !req
96. somewhere down the line
Mike and I at least can be friends.Copy !req
97. All right, you're not Zen.
You're numb.Copy !req
98. I'm fine.Copy !req
99. Do you got any pie?Copy !req
100. Not unless we make some.Copy !req
101. I can wait.Copy !req
102. - Whoa!
- All right.Copy !req
103. So, if you need us,
we'll be at home,Copy !req
104. just having a quiet evening.Copy !req
105. Funny, we're expecting
quite the opposite.Copy !req
106. Next week it's our turn.Copy !req
107. - We'll take Porter and...
- Preston.Copy !req
108. Preston off you all weekend.
- We have not forgotten.Copy !req
109. See ya!Copy !req
110. - Bye!
- Don't worry.Copy !req
111. Whoa, guys.Copy !req
112. Why aren't you upstairs
with P.J. and Jimmy?Copy !req
113. They're watching
this video they brought.Copy !req
114. It's boring.Copy !req
115. You should be polite and watch it.
They're your guests.Copy !req
116. Guys!Copy !req
117. Hey, guys! We got snacks!Copy !req
118. - Fix the light.
- Good work.Copy !req
119. Good to go.Copy !req
120. - Ready?
- OK.Copy !req
121. Hang on now.Copy !req
122. - I'm just getting up...
- Guys, what is this?Copy !req
123. - A movie.
- Mommy and Daddy made it.Copy !req
124. - Peekaboo!
- Whoa, what's under there?Copy !req
125. Peekaboo!Copy !req
126. Peekaboo!Copy !req
127. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
128. - Where's the "off" button?
- It's underneath the panel thing.Copy !req
129. Well, it's stuck!
Get the remote! Get the remote!Copy !req
130. What's wrong?Copy !req
131. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
132. I found it!Copy !req
133. Oh!Copy !req
134. So can we have the cocoa now?Copy !req
135. Well? What do you think?Copy !req
136. It is glorious.
I have to have it.Copy !req
137. I'm not sure you deserve
Dolce & Gabbana.Copy !req
138. - Vern!
- You never call, write.Copy !req
139. I know I haven't been in lately.Copy !req
140. I've been busy
getting my husband out of jail.Copy !req
141. That's such
a white trash thing to say.Copy !req
142. Luckily, the judge
dropped the hate crime charge.Copy !req
143. Now all Carlos has to do
is serve out the slave labour thing.Copy !req
144. He'll be out in six months.Copy !req
145. If he's in the hoosegow,
why do you need a fancy dress?Copy !req
146. Some of my model friends
are coming from New York on Friday.Copy !req
147. I have to look better than ever.Copy !req
148. I can't have 'em think I moved
to the suburbs and shop at strip malls.Copy !req
149. When they see this dress,
they'll crumple to the floorCopy !req
150. - like the Botoxed hags they are.
- Good.Copy !req
151. You know what? It's a little snug.Copy !req
152. Yeah, I see that.Copy !req
153. I have the same thing in a zero.
Why not go up a size?Copy !req
154. Because I wear double-zero, you twerp.Copy !req
155. - Why're you getting snippy?
- You called me fat.Copy !req
156. Honey, you're pregnant.
Your body's changing.Copy !req
157. But I'm three months pregnant.
Women don't show at three months.Copy !req
158. Some women do.
Do you want the larger size or not?Copy !req
159. I'm just not gonna eat for two days.Copy !req
160. OK, you totally deserve
to wear Dolce & Gabbana.Copy !req
161. I want an explanation, Karl.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
162. Edie, you better get
the hell off my back, so help me...Copy !req
163. What are you gonna do?
I'd like to hear this!Copy !req
164. - Big man with big threats.
- Back off! Just back the hell off!Copy !req
165. What am I...?Copy !req
166. Hi.Copy !req
167. OK, so I got the box of things
you left on my porch.Copy !req
168. Yeah, I figured
you'd want your stuff back.Copy !req
169. Thanks, that's great.Copy !req
170. Cos if you'd decided to hang
on to my Joni Mitchell CDs,Copy !req
171. I would have come after you with a club.Copy !req
172. You're right, it's not funny.Copy !req
173. Actually, I did wanna just see if youCopy !req
174. were aware that you gave me back
the Valentine's Day card I made you.Copy !req
175. I was aware, yeah.Copy !req
176. Oh, well...Copy !req
177. I mean, when two people split up...Copy !req
178. Normally, they don't give things back
like Valentine's Day cards.Copy !req
179. If you don't want it, throw it away.Copy !req
180. I just... Please don't give it
back to me. It's tacky.Copy !req
181. I'm sorry.Copy !req
182. That's OK. People make...Copy !req
183. mistakes.Copy !req
184. Anything else?Copy !req
185. Look. Are you sure
this is what you want to do?Copy !req
186. I understand you don't want
our relationship to continue.Copy !req
187. You've made that clear.Copy !req
188. But I sort of thought,
down the long corridors of time,Copy !req
189. maybe you and I could be friends,
and if you keep acting like this...Copy !req
190. Susan, it's over,
on every level, OK?Copy !req
191. I... I moved on.
You should do the same.Copy !req
192. Miserable son of a bitch!Copy !req
193. I'm a hell of a lot better
than you are!Copy !req
194. I'll say one thing for us.Copy !req
195. Even with all our problems,
at least we're not acting like that.Copy !req
196. OK, I'm starting to get the feeling
that we're not going to a yard sale.Copy !req
197. That was just a clever ruse
to get you into my car.Copy !req
198. - Are you ready for your surprise?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
199. Oh.Copy !req
200. George, this is just an empty house.Copy !req
201. Why is this a surprise?Copy !req
202. I just bought it.Copy !req
203. Oh, my God! Congratulations!Copy !req
204. I didn't even know you were looking!Copy !req
205. - Hurry, Ceal! They're here!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
206. Hey, Georgie.Copy !req
207. Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother.Copy !req
208. George never introduces me to anyone,
so I knew you were special!Copy !req
209. This is Ceal, my mother's friend,Copy !req
210. the real-estate agent
who sold me the house.Copy !req
211. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
212. Well, we're gonna go in the back.Copy !req
213. - So George can... you know...
- Mm.Copy !req
214. So...Copy !req
215. You really like it?Copy !req
216. I do. I really do.Copy !req
217. Good, because I was sort of hoping
that you might like to live here.Copy !req
218. Bree...Copy !req
219. will you marry me?Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. I love you.Copy !req
222. And I think I know
how you feel about me.Copy !req
223. So why wait?Copy !req
224. George, Rex hasn't even
been dead for two months.Copy !req
225. Yes, but if his death has taught
us anything, it's that life is short.Copy !req
226. It's dumb to play it safe.Copy !req
227. If we see a chance for happiness,
we should grab it and hold on tight.Copy !req
228. See, I thought we were
going to a yard sale.Copy !req
229. Please.Copy !req
230. Just say the word, and you'll
make me the happiest guy on earth.Copy !req
231. - Congratulations, you two!
- Mazeltov!Copy !req
232. Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet.Copy !req
233. - Oh.
- I told you we should wait.Copy !req
234. So, uh, Bree...Copy !req
235. what do you say?Copy !req
236. See, George, the thing is...Copy !req
237. OK.Copy !req
238. You will? You'll marry me?Copy !req
239. OK.Copy !req
240. Oh!Copy !req
241. Oh, my baby!Copy !req
242. Who is it?Copy !req
243. It's your ex-husband.Copy !req
244. Oh, Karl! What do you want?Copy !req
245. Edie and I just broke up.Copy !req
246. Oh... Well, come on in.Copy !req
247. Sorry to come over on such short notice,
but I couldn't face going to a motel.Copy !req
248. That's OK. Julie's
at her friend's tonight.Copy !req
249. You can sleep in her room.Copy !req
250. The sofa's fine, but thanks.Copy !req
251. So am I allowed
to ask what happened?Copy !req
252. You could ask, but I won't tell.Copy !req
253. - Why not?
- Because it's embarrassing.Copy !req
254. - Karl, did you cheat again?
- No.Copy !req
255. - Did she cheat?
- No.Copy !req
256. Saw her without makeup?Copy !req
257. - Susan...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
258. Are you OK?Copy !req
259. Yeah. It hadn't been working
for quite a while.Copy !req
260. This was inevitable.Copy !req
261. Well, these days anybody going
through a break-up gets my sympathy.Copy !req
262. That's right. I heard
you made the plumber angry.Copy !req
263. No, I made the plumber furious.Copy !req
264. That is definitely over.Copy !req
265. So there will be no gloating from me.Copy !req
266. Well, here's to no gloating.Copy !req
267. Mmm. Actually, I'm trying to keep
a positive outlook on the whole thing.Copy !req
268. Last night I started writing, and...Copy !req
269. Well, I think there's a book in there.Copy !req
270. - A book?
- Yeah.Copy !req
271. - One of your children's books?
- This one's for adults.Copy !req
272. About all my failed relationships.Copy !req
273. You're not writing about me?Copy !req
274. You're like the first 14 chapters.Copy !req
275. - Are you gonna be fair?
- I'm gonna be honest.Copy !req
276. I was afraid of that.Copy !req
277. It was just awful.Copy !req
278. George had a ring, his mother and
her friend were there with champagne.Copy !req
279. If I had said no,
it would have devastated him.Copy !req
280. So you agreed to marry him
just to be polite?Copy !req
281. Obviously, there's a downside
to having good manners.Copy !req
282. So when will you
tell him how you really feel?Copy !req
283. That's why I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
284. Part of me keeps thinking
I should just do it.Copy !req
285. Do it? You mean actually marry him?Copy !req
286. I know it sounds rash, but...Copy !req
287. There's something
comfortable about George.Copy !req
288. We share the same tastes and interests.Copy !req
289. Oh, and best of all,
he loves the opera.Copy !req
290. The opera?Copy !req
291. Yes. We saw Aida last week,
and we both cried buckets.Copy !req
292. It was fun.Copy !req
293. George loves art, poetry and music.Copy !req
294. It would be nice
to be married to someoneCopy !req
295. who looks for beauty
in the world, like I do.Copy !req
296. I don't know.Copy !req
297. That's why I'm here.
I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine.Copy !req
298. Bree, you've said many times
how comfortable you are with George.Copy !req
299. But you don't feel for him
the way you felt for Rex.Copy !req
300. No.Copy !req
301. True love is great.Copy !req
302. But at this point in my life...Copy !req
303. I think I'd rather
just go to the opera.Copy !req
304. - Give me your glass.
- No way.Copy !req
305. - We gotta finish off this...
- No way.Copy !req
306. No. Four glasses is my limit.Copy !req
307. If you help me finish off this bottle,Copy !req
308. I'll tell you what happened
between me and Edie.Copy !req
309. Hit me.Copy !req
310. Edie was making the bed...Copy !req
311. and found a picture
I kept under the mattress.Copy !req
312. A picture I didn't want her to see.Copy !req
313. What was it?Copy !req
314. It was a picture of you.Copy !req
315. Why would you?Copy !req
316. Because it's something I like
to take a look at every now and then.Copy !req
317. Wow.Copy !req
318. What the hell was that?Copy !req
319. That's something I've been
wanting to do for quite some time.Copy !req
320. Oh, that's just you
rebounding from Edie.Copy !req
321. So you're on the rebound
from the plumber.Copy !req
322. No harm, no foul.Copy !req
323. Karl, it would be so weird.Copy !req
324. We're two old friends who
suddenly find themselves single.Copy !req
325. There's nothing weird about
us helping each other out to be...Copy !req
326. a little less lonely.Copy !req
327. Thanks so much
for taking care of the boys.Copy !req
328. I'll be back on Friday
to pick your guys up.Copy !req
329. Leonard and I are gonna
take them to the water park.Copy !req
330. Yeah... before that happens...Copy !req
331. And we're gonna be
able to take Penny soon.Copy !req
332. She's getting so big.Copy !req
333. Peekaboo! Peekaboo!Copy !req
334. - Peekaboo!
- Yeah, OK, enough of that!Copy !req
335. - Is there something wrong?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
336. We've agonised whether
to tell you this, Norma, but...Copy !req
337. One of your private videosCopy !req
338. made its way
into Jimmy and P.J.'s bag.Copy !req
339. Please tell me
the kids didn't see it.Copy !req
340. No, don't worry, I caught it...Copy !req
341. right before you took off your bra.Copy !req
342. I have to go.Copy !req
343. Norma, we just thought
you needed to know what happened.Copy !req
344. Seriously, we're cool with this
as long as you keep it from the kids.Copy !req
345. I told Leonard
this is gonna happen.Copy !req
346. Jimmy, P.J., close the door!
Are we all buckled up?Copy !req
347. Norma, wait!Copy !req
348. We're still on for next week!Copy !req
349. Norma! The water park!Copy !req
350. Right?Copy !req
351. Mom!Copy !req
352. Mom?Copy !req
353. Mom, are you up?Copy !req
354. Oh, my God!Copy !req
355. Oh, Julie! I thought you
were going straight to school.Copy !req
356. I... I needed money for lunch.Copy !req
357. There's a 20 in my pants.
If you can find them.Copy !req
358. Oh, Julie... Julie.Copy !req
359. Honey...Copy !req
360. OK, there is a good explanation
for what happened.Copy !req
361. I doubt that.Copy !req
362. You probably don't know thatCopy !req
363. your father and Edie
broke up last night.Copy !req
364. You slept with him the same night
he broke up with her?Copy !req
365. I said it was a good explanation,
not a great one.Copy !req
366. Oh, Julie!Copy !req
367. - Hey, pumpkin.
- Don't even.Copy !req
368. But...Copy !req
369. Oh, now I feel really awful.Copy !req
370. Me too.Copy !req
371. We should not
have done what we did.Copy !req
372. I know. I know.Copy !req
373. But I gotta tell you,
last night was the best sex ever.Copy !req
374. Wasn't it though? You were fantastic.Copy !req
375. Hey, I was just trying
to keep up with you.Copy !req
376. Why do you think we got
so good all of a sudden?Copy !req
377. Because we've been angry
at each other for so long...Copy !req
378. we finally found
a way to channel it.Copy !req
379. Maybe.Copy !req
380. - So, what happens next?
- Well, I'm gonna take a shower.Copy !req
381. No. I mean, with us.Copy !req
382. What'd you mean? There's no "us".Copy !req
383. You can't tell me you can just walk away
from this chemistry we got going.Copy !req
384. I mean, what happened last night was...Copy !req
385. explosive.Copy !req
386. Last night was two old friendsCopy !req
387. helping each other through
a rough patch. That's it.Copy !req
388. - Susie Q...
- Karl, I wanna move on.Copy !req
389. I don't wanna go backwards. I'm sorry.Copy !req
390. But thank you for the explosion.
I really needed it.Copy !req
391. After 48 hours
of crash dieting,Copy !req
392. Gabrielle prepared
to savour the fruit of her labour.Copy !req
393. But she was dismayed to discoverCopy !req
394. that she herself
had ripened considerably.Copy !req
395. Ahh!Copy !req
396. Ralph!Copy !req
397. I need help getting dressed!
Get in here!Copy !req
398. Now!Copy !req
399. I have to fit into this, so for
God sakes, put some muscle into it!Copy !req
400. I'm trying. It won't zip.Copy !req
401. Well, try harder.Copy !req
402. My hands hurt!Copy !req
403. I'm sorry, Mrs Solis,
but I can't get you into this dress.Copy !req
404. It's just too small.Copy !req
405. Get me into this dress, and I
will pay you ten more dollars a week.Copy !req
406. I think I got it. Hold on. Hold still.Copy !req
407. Here we go. One...Copy !req
408. two...Copy !req
409. three!Copy !req
410. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
411. I brought you some ice cream.Copy !req
412. I know how long it's been
since you've had any.Copy !req
413. We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.Copy !req
414. First, I want you to talk to me
about what happened.Copy !req
415. About Melanie.Copy !req
416. I don't wanna talk about her.Copy !req
417. You know it breaks my heart
to keep you down here like this,Copy !req
418. but I can't let you outCopy !req
419. until I am positive that you will
never hurt anyone else again.Copy !req
420. And the first step is for you
to show me that you understandCopy !req
421. that what you did was wrong.Copy !req
422. She was a bad person.Copy !req
423. She deserved it.Copy !req
424. No one deserves
to die like that, Caleb.Copy !req
425. Don't you agree?Copy !req
426. Very well.Copy !req
427. If that's how it's going to be...Copy !req
428. this is how it's going to be.Copy !req
429. I can't believe we're doing this.Copy !req
430. If Leonard and Norma want to cut
ties with us, who are we to stop them?Copy !req
431. They need to know
we don't judge themCopy !req
432. for what they do in the privacy
of their own home.Copy !req
433. It's not unheard of
to tape yourself while having sex.Copy !req
434. They're so embarrassed
they don't want anything to do with us.Copy !req
435. - Maybe we need to respect that.
- I need these playdates.Copy !req
436. Tom, we need these playdates.Copy !req
437. Fine, fine. But you do all the talking.Copy !req
438. OK.Copy !req
439. - Norma...
- Ah!Copy !req
440. Wait!Copy !req
441. - Let's go.
- No!Copy !req
442. Hi! Scavos!
What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
443. Hi. Sorry for just showing up
unannounced, but...Copy !req
444. - Could we talk to you for a minute?
- Sure, come on in.Copy !req
445. So, um... we've been trying
to contact you,Copy !req
446. but you haven't been
returning our messages.Copy !req
447. We hope it isn't
because of the porno video.Copy !req
448. Home... home movies.Copy !req
449. The fact is, we really don't care.Copy !req
450. And it's certainly no reason
to keep our boys apart.Copy !req
451. We just don't know
how they found it.Copy !req
452. You know boys.
They get into everything.Copy !req
453. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
454. As long as you make sure
it never happens again.Copy !req
455. - It's the new millennium. We're hip.
- Yeah, what we're saying is, we get it.Copy !req
456. You're just having fun.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
457. I'm just so relieved
this all worked out.Copy !req
458. At one point we talked
about selling the house and moving.Copy !req
459. Oh, no. Oh...Copy !req
460. Thank you for being so open-minded.Copy !req
461. Please, we're all adults. It's...Copy !req
462. The most embarrassing part
of that video's how poorly it was shot.Copy !req
463. The production values are caca.Copy !req
464. Well, from a lay perspective,
it looked very professional.Copy !req
465. What you saw was
an example of my earlier work.Copy !req
466. Since then I've become
much more adept at production.Copy !req
467. - Ah.
- You know, editing and lighting.Copy !req
468. Leonard has always dreamed
of directing movies.Copy !req
469. Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish,
and no one ever gets to see my work.Copy !req
470. That is a damn shame.Copy !req
471. Norma, what do you think?
Should we show them the room?Copy !req
472. Let's show them the room. Huh?Copy !req
473. Check out this baby.Copy !req
474. Three-chip high-def, 1280x720
lines of resolution, bounced lightingCopy !req
475. and dark sheets so you don't
get a kick off the pillows.Copy !req
476. Took me a while
to learn that little trick.Copy !req
477. The walls are completely soundproof.Copy !req
478. You could scream your lungs out,
and nobody would hear you.Copy !req
479. It's true.Copy !req
480. So...Copy !req
481. anytime you wanna
set up a shoot, just let me know.Copy !req
482. You guys would love it.Copy !req
483. Once you get
in front of that camera...Copy !req
484. you feel like a star.Copy !req
485. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
486. Good night.Copy !req
487. - I'm thinking no more playdates.
- Not a one.Copy !req
488. Hey. We better hurry,
the movie starts in 20 minutes.Copy !req
489. Slight change of plans.Copy !req
490. My mother had friends
who wanted to meet you. I thought,Copy !req
491. "Could be fun."Copy !req
492. - Do you mind?
- No, I guess not.Copy !req
493. Hey, everybody. This is Bree.Copy !req
494. - And this is my Uncle Sid.
- Hi.Copy !req
495. - My Aunt Rosalie.
- Hello.Copy !req
496. Oh, and this is Stan Grazi.
He does my mom's taxes.Copy !req
497. She's a knockout, George.
I guess I owe you an apology.Copy !req
498. Since I was single all these years,
Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.Copy !req
499. I'm still gonna need some proof.Copy !req
500. But I guess I'll get that
in about nine months.Copy !req
501. What? What happens in nine months?Copy !req
502. That's Stan's joke about when
we're gonna start our own family.Copy !req
503. Just so you know, it's gonna be a while
before we even think about kids.Copy !req
504. I want Bree all to myself for a while.Copy !req
505. Well, you don't wanna wait too long.Copy !req
506. After 40, the eggs
don't get any fresher.Copy !req
507. Am I right, Bree?Copy !req
508. If you'll excuse me, I...
I have to go.Copy !req
509. Bree! Bree, where are you going?Copy !req
510. I'm taking my champagne and
my aging eggs, and I'm going home.Copy !req
511. What's wrong?Copy !req
512. George, I'm starting
to think that we made a mistakeCopy !req
513. rushing into this engagement.Copy !req
514. - What?
- I'm not the only one.Copy !req
515. - Others have said the same.
- What others? Andrew?Copy !req
516. No, Dr Goldfine, my therapist.Copy !req
517. Your therapist?
He doesn't know me!Copy !req
518. Well, he knows me.
Certainly better than you do.Copy !req
519. - How can you say that?
- For starters,Copy !req
520. he knows the last thing I'd ever
want to do is have more children!Copy !req
521. Really? Well, I didn't know.Copy !req
522. But you should know.Copy !req
523. That's the kind of thing people who
are engaged know about each other.Copy !req
524. It doesn't matter.
I don't need children.Copy !req
525. It's not just that, George.Copy !req
526. Dr Goldfine has other concerns
about us being together,Copy !req
527. and I'm starting to think he's right.Copy !req
528. Look, I'll agree with
Dr Goldfine on one thing.Copy !req
529. We should slow things down.Copy !req
530. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
531. Just because
two people are engagedCopy !req
532. doesn't mean they
have to get married anytime soon.Copy !req
533. I'll talk to Dr Goldfine
about it tomorrow.Copy !req
534. Take whatever time you need.Copy !req
535. How many times am I gonna
have to ask you to fix this step?Copy !req
536. Matthew, are you gonna answer me?Copy !req
537. Did you leave the door open?Copy !req
538. - How'd you do?
- Not good.Copy !req
539. People are gonna start
coming home from work soon.Copy !req
540. OK, we can't panic.Copy !req
541. Caleb is scared.
He doesn't know the area,Copy !req
542. so he's gotta be close by.Copy !req
543. Which yards haven't you checked yet?Copy !req
544. Bree...Copy !req
545. I desperately need your help.Copy !req
546. Oh, dear. What's wrong?Copy !req
547. How do you get your hydrangeas
to look so stunning?Copy !req
548. I'm systematically
slaughtering my own garden.Copy !req
549. - Do you really want to know my secret?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
550. Horse manure.
I have it delivered.Copy !req
551. Susan makes fun of me,
but the proof is in the pudding.Copy !req
552. Hello?Copy !req
553. Hey.Copy !req
554. Looking for something?Copy !req
555. Uh...Copy !req
556. Yeah, actually,
I'm looking for you.Copy !req
557. Me?Copy !req
558. You're looking for me?Copy !req
559. Yeah, I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
560. That time we met,
I thought you were really cool.Copy !req
561. So you came to ask me out?Copy !req
562. Cos I'll say yes.Copy !req
563. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Anything?Copy !req
565. Well, that was a waste of time.Copy !req
566. Pretty much.Copy !req
567. Did you hear the big news?Copy !req
568. The big news?Copy !req
569. Karl and I are back together.Copy !req
570. What?Copy !req
571. And I know that he
stayed at your place last night,Copy !req
572. which leads me to why I'm here.Copy !req
573. There's stuff I have to say,
and it's not going to be pleasant.Copy !req
574. Edie...Copy !req
575. Whatever it was that you said to him...Copy !req
576. really helped.Copy !req
577. He showed up with flowers,
and he apologised for everything.Copy !req
578. So...Copy !req
579. Thank you.Copy !req
580. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
581. I'm not gonna say it again.
It hurt my teeth the first time.Copy !req
582. No, Edie.Copy !req
583. This is so unexpected on so many levels.
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
584. Then say nothing.Copy !req
585. Oh, and here.Copy !req
586. It's the photo of you
I found in our bed.Copy !req
587. I know he told you about it.Copy !req
588. Why are you giving it to me?Copy !req
589. Look, I appreciate whatever it was
that you did last night.Copy !req
590. But it's still important for you
to understand that I won.Copy !req
591. - You won?
- Yeah.Copy !req
592. Whatever little hold
you had on Karl is officially over.Copy !req
593. So you can stop feeling all smug
and superior that he kept that thing.Copy !req
594. Believe me, I don't feel superior.Copy !req
595. Good. Because you shouldn't.Copy !req
596. He made his choice.
And it's not you.Copy !req
597. You're right.
He made his choice.Copy !req
598. Bree, it's still too easy to breathe.
You gotta make it tighter.Copy !req
599. If I make it any tighter,
you won't be able to sit down.Copy !req
600. I don't care.Copy !req
601. I can't have these girls
thinking I'm pregnant.Copy !req
602. Do you think
they're gonna make fun of you?Copy !req
603. Trust me. They're merciless.Copy !req
604. But why? I mean, surely,
they have friends who have children.Copy !req
605. When I decided to marry Carlos,Copy !req
606. I told these girls I would
spend the rest of my daysCopy !req
607. being rich and in love and childless.Copy !req
608. They laughed at me,
and they said I would just end upCopy !req
609. being another fat hausfrau
living a life that I didn't plan.Copy !req
610. I'm not gonna give them the
satisfaction of knowing they were right.Copy !req
611. Well, maybe they'll
just be happy for you.Copy !req
612. My friends are models.
They're never happy for anyone.Copy !req
613. Do you ever think you might like it?Copy !req
614. - What?
- Motherhood.Copy !req
615. No.Copy !req
616. Come on. You don't think
you're gonna love your own baby?Copy !req
617. I'm not saying I'm not gonna
grow attached to the bugger.Copy !req
618. I don't have the motherhood gene.Copy !req
619. I wish I did, but I don't.Copy !req
620. What?Copy !req
621. I'm just smiling because
I think a few months from nowCopy !req
622. you are gonna come to me
and tell me how madly in love you areCopy !req
623. with your new little baby.Copy !req
624. I'm gonna have to resist
the urge to say, "I told you so."Copy !req
625. Maybe. But I doubt it.Copy !req
626. There you go. All done.Copy !req
627. Ahh.Copy !req
628. - How do I look?
- Positively glowing.Copy !req
629. Bree.Copy !req
630. Ehh! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
631. Ahh!Copy !req
632. Hi! Hello!Copy !req
633. Oh, my God.Copy !req
634. You're pregnant!Copy !req
635. Bree? It's Gabby.Copy !req
636. Honey, it's open, come on in.Copy !req
637. Ah.Copy !req
638. Hi.Copy !req
639. My friends just left,Copy !req
640. and I was hoping you could
cut me out of this thing.Copy !req
641. How was your little reunion?Copy !req
642. It was, um...Copy !req
643. weird.
- Weird?Copy !req
644. Well, Allison's mad because
she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.Copy !req
645. Holly is on a strict diet
of cruciferous vegetables.Copy !req
646. And Yasmin is undergoing
a new embryonic facial treatmentCopy !req
647. that probably causes
short-term memory loss.Copy !req
648. You know, I just
stood there the whole nightCopy !req
649. trying to remember
why we were ever friends.Copy !req
650. And I couldn't.Copy !req
651. You know, honey... people change.Copy !req
652. Yeah, but that's the thing.
They haven't changed.Copy !req
653. That's who they've always been.Copy !req
654. I've changed.Copy !req
655. And I honestly don't know how.Copy !req
656. Well...Copy !req
657. maybe Susan, Lynette and I
have had a good influence on you.Copy !req
658. I doubt that.Copy !req
659. Come on.Copy !req
660. When I finish up here,Copy !req
661. I'll come over with my sewing kit
and cut you out of that.Copy !req
662. All right.Copy !req
663. But hurry up because I've been
having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
664. Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?Copy !req
665. I figured it's probably time
I bought some clothes that actually fit.Copy !req
666. Well, I know a store that carries
maternity clothes with designer labels.Copy !req
667. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
668. Thanks.Copy !req
669. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
670. Thank you.Copy !req
671. Yes. Cameras are tools
designed to capture images.Copy !req
672. Wait.Copy !req
673. She needs me to get something for her.
I will be right back.Copy !req
674. But in truth,
they can capture so much more.Copy !req
675. They can uncover hidden longingCopy !req
676. of men who should no longer care.Copy !req
677. They can reveal
the extraordinary secretsCopy !req
678. of the most ordinary marriages.Copy !req
679. Most amazing of all,Copy !req
680. cameras can quietly and clearly
reveal to us our dreams.Copy !req
681. Dreams we didn't even know we had.Copy !req