1. Desperate Housewives S02E06 I Wish I Could Forget YouCopy !req
2. My husband died thinking I murdered him.Copy !req
3. Bree put the past behind her.Copy !req
4. Keep me as your lawyer,
your wife's off-limits.Copy !req
5. - He's my lawyer.
- Carlos gambled with his future...Copy !req
6. How much money
do you need to get to Utah?Copy !req
7. Susan interfered
with a family reunion.Copy !req
8. George Williams
had never been lucky in love.Copy !req
9. It seemed that the women
he'd dated always invented reasonsCopy !req
10. not to consummate their relationship.Copy !req
11. I'm afraid we'd wake my roommate.Copy !req
12. I have to get up really early for work.Copy !req
13. I'm... saving myself... for... marriage.Copy !req
14. Sadly for George,Copy !req
15. it was one
unoriginal excuse after another.Copy !req
16. But since he'd started
seeing Bree Van De Kamp,Copy !req
17. George couldn't help but feel...Copy !req
18. Hi. The kids are gone.Copy !req
19. We have the house
all to ourselves tonight.Copy !req
20. his luck was about to change.Copy !req
21. I thought the duck turned out well.Copy !req
22. The sauce was a little bit thick,Copy !req
23. but judging by how many helpings
you had, I think I got away with it.Copy !req
24. - What are you thinking about?
- Your hair.Copy !req
25. Would you mind if I?Copy !req
26. Uh, no. Go ahead.Copy !req
27. That better?Copy !req
28. Hmm.Copy !req
29. That was nice.Copy !req
30. - Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
31. It's OK that I'm doing this, right?Copy !req
32. I thought we were gonna
let the duck digest a bit, but...Copy !req
33. what the heck.Copy !req
34. Mm. Oh!Copy !req
35. - What's wrong?
- I don't know. I felt something weird.Copy !req
36. My tongue extends farther than most.
I should've warned you.Copy !req
37. It wasn't your kiss.
I felt something weird on my neck.Copy !req
38. - What are you doing?
- I don't know. I'm starting to itch.Copy !req
39. What is it?Copy !req
40. You've got a huge rash.Copy !req
41. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
42. It's starting to spread to my face.Copy !req
43. Are you allergic to something you ate?Copy !req
44. I don't think so. I've made
duck I'orange a thousand times.Copy !req
45. Something is causing that rash.Copy !req
46. Bree, Bree, please don't.Copy !req
47. I'm sorry, George, but you have to go.Copy !req
48. But the kids are away. I was sort
of hoping we could make love tonight.Copy !req
49. How are we going to do that, George?
You have just given me hives.Copy !req
50. Though painful to hear,
George had to admit,Copy !req
51. at least this excuse was original.Copy !req
52. It's a fact
that little girlsCopy !req
53. dream of big white weddings.Copy !req
54. Of course, the exact same thing
can be said for big girls,Copy !req
55. some of whom
can get incredibly anxiousCopy !req
56. waiting for the boys in their livesCopy !req
57. to make those dreams come true.Copy !req
58. Ow, ow, ow! Watch it, Susie.Copy !req
59. Mom, why don't you
just go see a dressmaker.Copy !req
60. Wait, I have the perfect idea.Copy !req
61. You get in the dress, and I'll pin it.Copy !req
62. - We wear the same size.
- Since when?Copy !req
63. Since forever.Copy !req
64. You have to leave, though.
You can't stay.Copy !req
65. You can't see Susie in a wedding dress,
not until your big day.Copy !req
66. - Mom!
- No, it's not a problem.Copy !req
67. - I can see her in it.
- You can?Copy !req
68. You can?Copy !req
69. You wanna pick out your own wedding
dress when we get married, right?Copy !req
70. Ohh! That sounds like a proposal.Copy !req
71. Did it?Copy !req
72. Yeah, it did.Copy !req
73. Huh, what do you know?Copy !req
74. Are you planning to pop the question?Copy !req
75. Well, if she knows it's coming, the
question won't really pop, now, will it?Copy !req
76. He's right, Mom.
Oh, I want it to be just like you do.Copy !req
77. On your own terms
and you get down on one kneeCopy !req
78. - and the whole production.
- That's the plan.Copy !req
79. Then I can wait.
I can wait. I'm a good waiter.Copy !req
80. Good.Copy !req
81. Just wondering if there's a ballpark
of how long I will have to wait.Copy !req
82. A week? A month? After lunch?Copy !req
83. - You're not waiting for the pop.
- Right, right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
84. Yay!Copy !req
85. Oh, Mom!Copy !req
86. So the hives occurred
right after you kissed George?Copy !req
87. Yes. It was the strangest thing.Copy !req
88. And so inconvenient.Copy !req
89. To be honest, I think we were
about to make love for the first time.Copy !req
90. Bree, have you considered the ideaCopy !req
91. that your subconscious mind was tryingCopy !req
92. to sabotage your evening with George?Copy !req
93. Actually, I have not considered that
because that's... idiotic.Copy !req
94. You don't think being with George
made you feel a bit guilty?Copy !req
95. Why should I feel guilty?Copy !req
96. You felt you were about
to commit adultery.Copy !req
97. Dr Goldfine, Rex is dead.
You can't cheat on a corpse.Copy !req
98. Well, maybe that's not
how you really feel, deep down.Copy !req
99. Oh, so...Copy !req
100. You think I'm crazy?Copy !req
101. You say you got a case
of hives for no reason.Copy !req
102. I think there is a reason,
and it's probably a psychosomatic one.Copy !req
103. You can think what you want.Copy !req
104. To be honest, I don't
believe in the subconscious.Copy !req
105. Every time
you've said "Rex" in this session,Copy !req
106. you stroked the place where your wedding
ring used to be. Why did you do that?Copy !req
107. Let's talk about Monday. We're
re-pitching to the Kamarov people.Copy !req
108. - Lynette, you'll be on point.
- Great. Great. No problem.Copy !req
109. And can you do me a favour
and maybe not wear the green suit?Copy !req
110. Um...Copy !req
111. I wasn't planning to, uh, but... why?Copy !req
112. The fabric.
It just has this quality to it.Copy !req
113. Like you could, I don't know,
wipe it clean with a damp cloth.Copy !req
114. I'll just wear a different suit then.Copy !req
115. Great. Like what, you think?Copy !req
116. Another suit. I have other suits.Copy !req
117. And if by other suits
you mean the grey one,Copy !req
118. then of course you do.Copy !req
119. No, actually, I have quite a few others.Copy !req
120. The blue one, and...Copy !req
121. What's wrong with the blue suit?Copy !req
122. Stu, would you like to tell Lynette
what's wrong with the blue suit?Copy !req
123. - No, that's cool.
- Stu.Copy !req
124. Come on, do the thing.
The thing you did at lunch.Copy !req
125. "Look at me, I'm Lynette!
Oh, I've got food stains everywhere."Copy !req
126. All right, so if I get
my blue suit dry-cleaned,Copy !req
127. will that be acceptable to everyone?Copy !req
128. The pants also have
a split seam in the back.Copy !req
129. Excuse me.Copy !req
130. Hello, David.Copy !req
131. What the hell is this? I thought
I told you to dress maternal?Copy !req
132. Yes, you did.
And I considered it for about a second.Copy !req
133. What happened?Copy !req
134. David, I know you're the lawyer and all,
but trust me,Copy !req
135. it's never a smart strategy
to cover this up.Copy !req
136. We've got 40 minutes before the hearing.
Let's go home and get changed.Copy !req
137. - What?
- Want to get your husband out of jail?Copy !req
138. Dress like a pregnant,
suffering wife, not the cover of Vogue.Copy !req
139. - David.
- Louis, what are you doing here?Copy !req
140. I need a favour.Copy !req
141. If this has to do with my client's
restraining order, answer's the same.Copy !req
142. You don't understand. I love Crystal.Copy !req
143. We all love the pretty ladies
at the Stop 'N Shop.Copy !req
144. But now you've gotta
love her from 50 yards away.Copy !req
145. You turned her against me.
If it wasn't for you, we'd be together!Copy !req
146. Louis, Crystal hired me to keep you away
from her. She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
147. Yeah? Then why did
she ask for my phone number?Copy !req
148. She's a cashier. You paid by check.
It doesn't make you special.Copy !req
149. Don't walk away from me!
We're having a conversation!Copy !req
150. Louis, this is your problem!Copy !req
151. You're creepy. Nobody likes you.Copy !req
152. What you call a conversation,
the rest of us call harassment.Copy !req
153. You want a friend, get a hamster.Copy !req
154. David!Copy !req
155. Call the police!Copy !req
156. Stay there!Copy !req
157. That's right, you'd better run!Copy !req
158. I'm gonna get bullets
for this and come after you!Copy !req
159. Freeze!Copy !req
160. Hey, everything's cool.Copy !req
161. Are you OK?Copy !req
162. Weeds are a common
annoyance of life in suburbia.Copy !req
163. And no matter how hard
we try to get rid of them,Copy !req
164. they always tend to crop back up.Copy !req
165. Are you seeing this?Copy !req
166. I don't believe it.
I mean, he's so brazen.Copy !req
167. Mowing the lawn
like nothing happened.Copy !req
168. What should we do?
Call the police?Copy !req
169. Well, Susan did say
that he murdered Mrs Huber.Copy !req
170. So my vote would be yes.Copy !req
171. Oh, my God. Susan's home.Copy !req
172. Has she seen Paul yet?Copy !req
173. I think so.Copy !req
174. Hello, Susan.Copy !req
175. Oh, my God. Paul...Copy !req
176. Need some help with those bags?Copy !req
177. Why... are you doing here?Copy !req
178. This is where I live.
I came home to find my son.Copy !req
179. Here you go.Copy !req
180. - Don't come near me.
- I'm giving back your pie filling.Copy !req
181. I don't want it!Copy !req
182. - Come on. Just take it.
- No! Stop!Copy !req
183. Put that pie filling down.Copy !req
184. Slowly.Copy !req
185. - I'm calling 911.
- You don't want to.Copy !req
186. Oh, I think I do.
You're a cold-blooded murderer!Copy !req
187. How can you believe that?
We've been neighbours for years.Copy !req
188. - Ladies. Good to see you.
- Paul, we've called the police.Copy !req
189. You didn't really need to do that.Copy !req
190. We know what you did to Mrs Huber.Copy !req
191. Wonderful. I see you've all turned
into Susan while I've been gone.Copy !req
192. Oh, thank God, they're here.Copy !req
193. Hey, hey. What's going on?Copy !req
194. Oh, Mayer's convinced
that Paul Young murdered Martha Huber.Copy !req
195. Oh, my God! I live right behind him.Copy !req
196. I know. I gave him
my house keys to feed my cat.Copy !req
197. I win. I made out with him.Copy !req
198. Here you go. There's
no warrant here for a Paul Young.Copy !req
199. Why don't you ask Mike?
He overheard everything, right?Copy !req
200. - Who's Mike?
- He's my boyfriend.Copy !req
201. He told me that Paul
confessed everything to him.Copy !req
202. Mike has Martha's journals, which
clearly prove that Paul had a motive.Copy !req
203. - All right. Where do I find this Mike?
- He's... Follow me.Copy !req
204. You mind if I stay here?
I've got a lot of raking to do.Copy !req
205. Let's go.Copy !req
206. There they go!Copy !req
207. Hey.Copy !req
208. What's going on?Copy !req
209. Mike, Paul Young is back. Look!Copy !req
210. Your girlfriend said Mr Young
confessed a murder to you?Copy !req
211. Um...Copy !req
212. No. No, not to me.Copy !req
213. I don't suppose you have a journal
that belonged to a Martha Huber?Copy !req
214. No. I hardly knew her.Copy !req
215. Besides, you ever known
a woman who'd loan out her diary?Copy !req
216. Mike, what are you doing?Copy !req
217. I'm sorry, Susan,
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
218. But I've got a job to get to.
Anything else?Copy !req
219. No, that pretty much covers it.Copy !req
220. Well, someone might as well say it.Copy !req
221. Susan, what the hell
have you been smoking?Copy !req
222. OK.Copy !req
223. Wow! Nice.Copy !req
224. Oh, my God.Copy !req
225. OK, don't be distracted by that.
Look at me.Copy !req
226. Here I am tomorrow making
my presentation. You see?Copy !req
227. You see how it moves with me?
That's where the magic is.Copy !req
228. Nine hundred dollars?Copy !req
229. This one was the most expensive.
The other ones aren't as nice.Copy !req
230. But look, look, look!
Look at me. Look at me. Watch.Copy !req
231. I don't walk in it, I glide.Copy !req
232. Oh, my... You know what?Copy !req
233. There's got to be, like,
$3000 worth of clothes here!Copy !req
234. Yeah, well, I haven't
bought a new suit in six years.Copy !req
235. When I was working, you don't think I
would've loved to have a designer suit?Copy !req
236. I wore wash-and-wear so we
live in a nice neighbourhood,Copy !req
237. so we could take the kids on vacation
every summer. I made sacrifices.Copy !req
238. I'm willing to make sacrifices.Copy !req
239. Great. Well, let's start hereCopy !req
240. because this should cover
a math tutor for Parker.Copy !req
241. - Whoa. Hold on a sec...
- Six months of preschool for Penny.Copy !req
242. You're being ridiculous.Copy !req
243. Know what? The twins are gonna
need braces. That ought to make a dent.Copy !req
244. Oh, no. Come on, Tom. Not this one.Copy !req
245. Strip.Copy !req
246. You saw the walk, right?
You wanna see the walk again?Copy !req
247. I'll tutor Parker myself.Copy !req
248. Honey, that'd be great.
You also gonna take up home dentistry?Copy !req
249. Fine. I'll take them back.Copy !req
250. Could you step out for a minute?Copy !req
251. I want to be alone
with it for a little while.Copy !req
252. Hi, it's Bree.Copy !req
253. Hi. I was thinking about calling you.Copy !req
254. I just got some
new antihistamines in at the store.Copy !req
255. I think they're
gonna help with your rash.Copy !req
256. Well, great. How would
you feel about the two of usCopy !req
257. checking into a romantic hotel tomorrow?Copy !req
258. What? I'd like that very much.Copy !req
259. I will let you make
all the arrangements.Copy !req
260. Something out of town
would be nice. Good night.Copy !req
261. Yes.Copy !req
262. - We need to talk.
- Where did you come from?Copy !req
263. I'm sorry. I've been waiting. I'm upset
cos everybody thinks I'm crazy.Copy !req
264. - Can I get out of the truck first?
- Yes, definitely.Copy !req
265. I understand why you wouldn't want
the cops to know you kidnapped Paul.Copy !req
266. - I mean, that definitely looks bad.
- Since I was on probation.Copy !req
267. Well, right. I mean, there's that.Copy !req
268. - And in possession of a gun.
- Well, OK...Copy !req
269. Which I held to his head.Copy !req
270. So I violated my probation, committed
a felony and coerced a confession.Copy !req
271. If the cops found out about that,
I'd be looking at ten to 15 years.Copy !req
272. Why don't you want them
to know about Martha's journal?Copy !req
273. She says there that
she was blackmailing Paul's wife!Copy !req
274. She also says right in there
that she was blackmailing youCopy !req
275. for burning down Edie's house.Copy !req
276. Oh. I forgot about that.Copy !req
277. I just can't believe it.Copy !req
278. I mean, there he is, a murderer,
just living right on our street.Copy !req
279. There's nothing we can do
because you're a felon,Copy !req
280. and I burned down
that house. It's unfair.Copy !req
281. I want Paul Young gone
as badly as you do. And he will be.Copy !req
282. But I also want to find Zach.Copy !req
283. And I think once Zach finds out Paul's
here, I've got a feeling he'll be back.Copy !req
284. Well, that's comforting
to know there's a silver lining.Copy !req
285. Dr Raiboff to Paediatrics.Copy !req
286. - Dr Laurie Raiboff to Paediatrics.
- Hi. What are you doing here?Copy !req
287. Well, you protected me
from a hail of gunfire,Copy !req
288. so I thought I'd stop by
and give you a card.Copy !req
289. You're my first visitor.Copy !req
290. What do you mean?
You've been here two days.Copy !req
291. My office sent me flowers.Copy !req
292. Oh. "Dear David, who knew
you could actually bleed?Copy !req
293. Sincerely, your stunned co-workers."Copy !req
294. Yeah, well, I'm a lawyer who got shot.
Everybody's cracking wise.Copy !req
295. You're not gonna eat?Copy !req
296. Uh, I can't really cut yet.Copy !req
297. Well, I'm not gonna
let you starve to death.Copy !req
298. Besides, you're gonna need your
strength to get my husband out of jail.Copy !req
299. You know, when I was waiting
for the ambulance the other day,Copy !req
300. I seriously thought I was gonna die.Copy !req
301. I was scared.Copy !req
302. Of course you were.Copy !req
303. Thanks.Copy !req
304. - For what?
- For not making any jokes.Copy !req
305. Sure. Now, open up.Copy !req
306. - Here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
307. Good to see you.Copy !req
308. Just follow this hallway,
straight down there,Copy !req
309. and make yourselves comfortable.Copy !req
310. For the good
of their family,Copy !req
311. Lynette had made
a promise to her husband...Copy !req
312. and within ten days
from the date of purchase,Copy !req
313. she intended to keep it.Copy !req
314. - Oh! That's a fantastic suit.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
315. I'm flattered, really.Copy !req
316. Who knew that you cared
so much about what I think?Copy !req
317. I don't follow you.Copy !req
318. Well, I make a few innocent comments,Copy !req
319. and you go out and buy yourself
a gorgeous new suit.Copy !req
320. Dance, puppet, dance!Copy !req
321. Actually, this was already
in my closet. I forgot about it.Copy !req
322. Forgot? You forgot
that you had that suit?Copy !req
323. Good morning. Hi, I'm Lynette Scavo.Copy !req
324. Is everyone taken care of in terms of
coffee and whatever else they may like?Copy !req
325. Great. Well, then let's get started.Copy !req
326. I will show you how Kamarov Vodka
can expand its customer mindshare,Copy !req
327. while still holding
the line on marketing costs.Copy !req
328. It's something we here
at Parcher & MurphyCopy !req
329. like to call "persuasive engineering".Copy !req
330. Lynette.Copy !req
331. Just hold on one second.Copy !req
332. You have a...Copy !req
333. They put the price tags
on the skirts these days too.Copy !req
334. Just so you know.Copy !req
335. Look at that everybody.Copy !req
336. Lynette just bought herself
a beautiful, brand-new suit.Copy !req
337. Doesn't she look great?Copy !req
338. - Go on.
- OK.Copy !req
339. You may be seated.Copy !req
340. Good to see you back
on your feet, Mr Bradley.Copy !req
341. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
342. Thank you, Your Honour.Copy !req
343. The defence moves
to dismiss this case immediatelyCopy !req
344. on the grounds that the defendant...Copy !req
345. Are you all right, Mr Bradley?Copy !req
346. I'm sorry, Your Honour, I can't...Copy !req
347. I just can't.Copy !req
348. Mr Bradley, do you need a recess?Copy !req
349. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
350. - David, where are you going?
- I'm sorry. I quit.Copy !req
351. You can't quit
in the middle of a hearing.Copy !req
352. I'd love to get your idiot husband out
of jail, but I can't do it. I'm sorry.Copy !req
353. - Why not?
- Because I'm in love with you.Copy !req
354. What?Copy !req
355. The other day, I started to feel
something. Maybe it was there all along.Copy !req
356. When I look into your eyes,
I know you feel it too.Copy !req
357. We belong together.Copy !req
358. OK. Yeah. David.Copy !req
359. If you don't get back in there, I will
go get a gun and shoot you myself.Copy !req
360. I can't. I'm sorry.Copy !req
361. Come in!Copy !req
362. - We need to talk.
- Uh! Oh! Uh! Uh...Copy !req
363. Paul! You can't just
waltz into people's houses.Copy !req
364. Susan, you told me to come in.Copy !req
365. Cos I assumed you were someone
I would let in. What do you want?Copy !req
366. I was looking through my mail,
and I found this.Copy !req
367. I was surprised to discover
that you were looking for my son.Copy !req
368. You didn't find anything out
about where Zach might be?Copy !req
369. No. No, I didn't.Copy !req
370. Sorry, I can't help you out.Copy !req
371. I'm asking because, if you remember,
Zach hid here in this house before.Copy !req
372. Now I learn
you've been searching for him.Copy !req
373. Well, he's not here.Copy !req
374. Hmm. Well, maybe
we should double-check.Copy !req
375. But he's not here! I swear!Copy !req
376. What are you grabbing for?Copy !req
377. A knife.Copy !req
378. I just want to slice some tomatoes.Copy !req
379. I don't know how I know this,
but I think that he's in Utah.Copy !req
380. He took a bus to Bountiful.Copy !req
381. You have family there, right?Copy !req
382. OK, I gave him the bus fare.Copy !req
383. You might want to be careful with that.
You seem a little jittery.Copy !req
384. Look, I know the timing is bad...Copy !req
385. - Pretty bad.
- I feel terrible.Copy !req
386. How was I supposed
to know he would take a bulletCopy !req
387. and realise he's in love with me?Copy !req
388. OK, look, I know I pushed you
into hiring that creep.Copy !req
389. But I promise I will do
anything I can to fix this.Copy !req
390. All right. Go have sex with Bradley.Copy !req
391. - What?
- That's what you want me to say.Copy !req
392. God, you guys are good.
I mean, you set me up perfectly.Copy !req
393. David and I planned this
so we could sleep together?Copy !req
394. The guy tells me
he wants to get into your pants,Copy !req
395. quits a week before my trial,Copy !req
396. and now you can't wait to do
anything to get him back.Copy !req
397. Yeah.Copy !req
398. - I'd like to go back to jail now.
- How dare you think that of me?Copy !req
399. I have been nothing but faithful to you!Copy !req
400. - Since you've been in here.
- Save it.Copy !req
401. I know when I've been outfoxed.Copy !req
402. Please don't pretend
you're doing this for me.Copy !req
403. - I'd rather rot in here.
- You know what?Copy !req
404. A lesser woman would let you.
But I'm not gonna do that,Copy !req
405. give you the satisfaction.Copy !req
406. You better start packing your
shanks or whatever you make hereCopy !req
407. because you're coming home with me.Copy !req
408. I don't have any shanks.Copy !req
409. Good afternoon. Checking in?Copy !req
410. Yes. Reservation's under the name
of Williams. George Williams.Copy !req
411. - Let me get your paperwork.
- What do you want to do first?Copy !req
412. I don't know. I thought
maybe we could go antiquing.Copy !req
413. I hear you have some lovely museums
nearby. Do you have any brochures?Copy !req
414. Right over there, Mrs Williams.Copy !req
415. Oh, she's not my wife.Copy !req
416. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
417. So I hear they have
a terrific farmers' market nearby.Copy !req
418. We should pick up some nectarines.Copy !req
419. - George... I can't.
- What?Copy !req
420. - I can't stay in a hotel room with you.
- Why not?Copy !req
421. I am starting to get that rash again.Copy !req
422. - I brought the antihistamines.
- It's not gonna help.Copy !req
423. George, clearly this is psychosomatic.
We need to go home.Copy !req
424. Bree, we just drove
three hours to get here.Copy !req
425. I know, and you have
every right to be mad.Copy !req
426. But, George,
I am really starting to itch.Copy !req
427. - Is there a problem?
- No. There's no problem.Copy !req
428. Everything is fine. OK. OK. OK. OK.Copy !req
429. - I'll get you your own room.
- George...Copy !req
430. No. We can still have a nice weekend.
We'll shift the focus to... antiquing.Copy !req
431. Please. Clearly
you didn't come here to shop.Copy !req
432. I came to spend time with you. Time
that doesn't need to be spent in a bed.Copy !req
433. Really? You mean that?
You wouldn't mind?Copy !req
434. - No.
- You know what, George?Copy !req
435. We're gonna have a great timeCopy !req
436. because there's tons of fun stuff
we can do that doesn't involve sex.Copy !req
437. You betcha.Copy !req
438. While I take care of this,
why don't you get those brochures?Copy !req
439. - OK.
- OK.Copy !req
440. George, you won't believe it.
I just stopped itching.Copy !req
441. How about that?Copy !req
442. - Nice suit.
- Just hear me out.Copy !req
443. - I was gonna take it back, I swear.
- But?Copy !req
444. But I started thinking about it.
Know what?Copy !req
445. I'll be damned if I'm gonna
pitch to a room full of peopleCopy !req
446. who are all wearing Armani and
Vera Wang while I'm standing thereCopy !req
447. with breast milk crusted on my lapel.Copy !req
448. - Lynette...
- You know what else?Copy !req
449. I kicked ass in that meeting
because of this suit.Copy !req
450. Lynette, it is a suit.
Why are you so obsessed with it?Copy !req
451. You can't explain obsession, Tom.
It just... is.Copy !req
452. No, we are parents. We can't
afford the luxury of obsessions.Copy !req
453. See, that's where I think we have been
making a terrible, terrible mistake.Copy !req
454. What is this?Copy !req
455. Sometimes we just need to get
something that makes us happy.Copy !req
456. I know that sounds selfish,
but I've been thinking.Copy !req
457. It might make us better people,
and maybe even better parents.Copy !req
458. No. No, Lynette, no. This is wrong.Copy !req
459. Carbon fibre shafts.Copy !req
460. Wow.Copy !req
461. I feel like a better parent already.Copy !req
462. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
463. So I was talking to one of the bellmen,Copy !req
464. and he said there's a place not far
where we could go horseback riding.Copy !req
465. Doesn't that sound like fun? George?Copy !req
466. What? What? I'm sorry.Copy !req
467. I was saying,
I think we should go horseback riding.Copy !req
468. Oh, sure. That'd be great.Copy !req
469. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.Copy !req
470. I just don't think that we should
risk you getting another rash.Copy !req
471. I'm not gonna get a rash
by holding your hand.Copy !req
472. You never know.Copy !req
473. Oh... Well, OK.Copy !req
474. Hey. I brought those
antihistamines with me.Copy !req
475. Maybe you should take a couple.
Just to see if it works.Copy !req
476. Oh, well, I'm drinking wine.Copy !req
477. I don't think you're supposed
to mix pills with alcohol.Copy !req
478. That's for people who are...
who are about to use heavy machinery.Copy !req
479. You don't plan on operating
a forklift tonight, do you?Copy !req
480. Well, you are the pharmacist.
If you think it's OK.Copy !req
481. I do.Copy !req
482. - I can't feel my legs.
- I know, sweetheart. Don't worry.Copy !req
483. I'm gonna take you to your room
and get you into bed.Copy !req
484. - Is she going to be OK?
- Yes.Copy !req
485. She's just had a little too much wine.Copy !req
486. I don't think it was the wine, George.
I think it was the antihistamines.Copy !req
487. She doesn't know what
she's... We're good. Thank you.Copy !req
488. No!Copy !req
489. Oh...Copy !req
490. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
491. I'll get those. You just relax.Copy !req
492. Hm.Copy !req
493. I love you very much, Bree.
You know that, right?Copy !req
494. I know.Copy !req
495. And I want,Copy !req
496. more than anything,Copy !req
497. for you to love me back.Copy !req
498. Do you understand what I'm saying?Copy !req
499. Bree?Copy !req
500. Hey there.Copy !req
501. How are you feeling?Copy !req
502. Oh, OK.Copy !req
503. Have you been
sitting there all this time?Copy !req
504. I wanted to make sure you were OK.
So I stayed and watched you sleep.Copy !req
505. Did I do anything embarrassing?
Sometimes I snore.Copy !req
506. No. No, you slept like an angel.Copy !req
507. In fact, you were
so beautiful and peacefulCopy !req
508. I actually started to feel guilty.Copy !req
509. Guilty?Copy !req
510. Um, well, you know,
because I told you to take those pills.Copy !req
511. That chair looks so uncomfortable.
Why didn't you sleep next to me?Copy !req
512. You've made it clear
that you don't want me in your bed.Copy !req
513. George...Copy !req
514. I know what you want from me.
And I...Copy !req
515. I thought I wanted the same thing,Copy !req
516. but I keep getting
those rashes because...Copy !req
517. I still feel married.Copy !req
518. Mm. Makes sense, I guess.Copy !req
519. Hmm. Can't you just be patient?Copy !req
520. Can't you wait just a little bit longer?Copy !req
521. I've already waited
my whole life for you.Copy !req
522. - And I can wait a little more.
- Mmm.Copy !req
523. But let's be honest.Copy !req
524. There's no guarantee
that you'll ever be ready.Copy !req
525. And there's only
so much rejection I can take.Copy !req
526. So... I'll do my best.Copy !req
527. But don't be surprised
if one of these daysCopy !req
528. you wake up, and I'm not here.Copy !req
529. Well, I should get back to my room
and try to get a little sleep.Copy !req
530. The antique stores open at ten.Copy !req
531. George, wait!Copy !req
532. Please don't go.Copy !req
533. Stay here with me.Copy !req
534. But what if you get another rash?Copy !req
535. Well, I'll just have
to get over it, won't I?Copy !req
536. Gabrielle?Copy !req
537. I got your call...Copy !req
538. Wow.Copy !req
539. This mean what I think it means?Copy !req
540. There are some ground rules first.Copy !req
541. I'm not leaving my husband.Copy !req
542. Carlos is looking at eight years in jailCopy !req
543. because of my lapse
of judgment with the gardener.Copy !req
544. I can't let him rot in there.
I'd be filled with guilt.Copy !req
545. You could get him out and divorce him.Copy !req
546. Not an option.
I'm Catholic. Hence the guilt.Copy !req
547. So, what are our options?Copy !req
548. This. Us. Stolen moments.Copy !req
549. Seeing each other whenever we can.
Carlos never needs to know.Copy !req
550. No.Copy !req
551. I thought this was what you wanted.Copy !req
552. I want all of you. All or nothing.Copy !req
553. Then it's nothing.Copy !req
554. So, you won't get a divorce,
but you'll have an affair?Copy !req
555. I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.Copy !req
556. You know, David,
you could tell me to stop.Copy !req
557. Just tell me to stop and I will.Copy !req
558. Or you can have me right now...
on my terms.Copy !req
559. All right.Copy !req
560. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
561. - What are you doing?
- Making my point. You don't love me!Copy !req
562. - Yes, I do.
- No.Copy !req
563. You just agreed to an affair,Copy !req
564. a cheap, illicit affair
with the woman you love?Copy !req
565. Carlos would never share me.Copy !req
566. He's looking at eight years in prison
because the thought of itCopy !req
567. sent him into a violent rage.
That is love.Copy !req
568. This is... this is just lust!Copy !req
569. Mixed with post-traumatic stress.
I'll see you in court tomorrow at 10am.Copy !req
570. Don't be late, or else I'll have you
disbarred for sexual harassment.Copy !req
571. I'd take it easy with that snail poison.Copy !req
572. It's hell on your agapanthus.Copy !req
573. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
574. Is that why you stopped by?
Share a few gardening tips?Copy !req
575. Nobody wants you here, Paul.
Especially me.Copy !req
576. I'm just a father looking for his son.Copy !req
577. Oh, I know what you are.Copy !req
578. First your girlfriend tries
to run me off with some crazy storyCopy !req
579. about sending Zach to Utah.Copy !req
580. Now you're here trying to scare me away.Copy !req
581. So much for "love thy neighbour".Copy !req
582. Anyway, thanks for the advice.Copy !req
583. About my agapanthus, I mean.Copy !req
584. I'll make sure I send you some.Copy !req
585. What did Susan tell you?Copy !req
586. Oh, you look beautiful!Copy !req
587. Oh, you should really consider
wearing this when you marry Mike.Copy !req
588. We could make it a tradition.Copy !req
589. Why don't we stop getting divorced?
That'd be a nice family tradition.Copy !req
590. - Hey!
- I need to ask you something important.Copy !req
591. Oh, my God! Oh, this is it!Copy !req
592. Oh, let me get my camera!Copy !req
593. Oh, no, Mom, stop.Copy !req
594. What is it?Copy !req
595. Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?Copy !req
596. What?Copy !req
597. Yes or no.Copy !req
598. He was talking so much about Julie.Copy !req
599. I tried to get him
to come home with me...Copy !req
600. To you!Copy !req
601. But he just kept going on and on
about her, and I got scared...Copy !req
602. Yes or no.Copy !req
603. Yes.Copy !req
604. Mike! Mike, I didn't do it to hurt you.Copy !req
605. You've got to believe me.Copy !req
606. I should have told you right away,
I know that.Copy !req
607. But you know now.
So can we please talk about it?Copy !req
608. - No.
- Mike, stop!Copy !req
609. Susan, you said you wanted
to help me, and I believed you.Copy !req
610. That's it. We're done.Copy !req
611. No...Copy !req
612. No, no, no!Copy !req
613. I screwed up, OK? I want to fix it!Copy !req
614. Please let me fix it!
Tell me how to fix it!Copy !req
615. Mike, I love you.Copy !req
616. Please, no. Please.Copy !req
617. Please. No, Mike! Mike, please!Copy !req
618. Come back! Come back!Copy !req
619. Yes, every little girl
dreams of a big white wedding.Copy !req
620. But some dreams just don't come true.Copy !req