1. Previously on "desperate housewives"...Copy !req
2. the police dug upyour father today.Copy !req
3. They think that somebodywas poisoning him.Copy !req
4. Apparently,I'm a suspect.Copy !req
5. Bree felt threatened by the past.Copy !req
6. - Get the damn lawyer.
- Are you hitting on me?Copy !req
7. Gabrielle was threatened by seduction.Copy !req
8. Do you mean julie?Copy !req
9. If I come back with you, then I can make it up to her.Copy !req
10. You should find your fatherfirst. Let me help.Copy !req
11. And while some threats...Copy !req
12. Were kept under control...Copy !req
13. let's get this over with.Copy !req
14. Some were left free to return.Copy !req
15. Since her first day on the job,Copy !req
16. it had been clear to lynette scavoCopy !req
17. that her new boss nina was unusually tense.Copy !req
18. To help relieve her tension,Copy !req
19. lynette tried giving her boss thoughtful gifts—Copy !req
20. a soothing wave machine...Copy !req
21. aromatherapy candles...Copy !req
22. even meditative chi balls.Copy !req
23. But nothing seemed to ease nina's tension.Copy !req
24. "Distilledthe old-fashioned way."Copy !req
25. You know, it actually hurts my teethCopy !req
26. to say that out loud.Copy !req
27. You folks are going to toddleback to your little holesCopy !req
28. and you are gonna come upwith a decent sloganCopy !req
29. or I will can all your assesthe old-fashioned way.Copy !req
30. Until one day when it occurred to lynetteCopy !req
31. there was one form of relaxationCopy !req
32. she had yet to try.Copy !req
33. It's a gimlet.You'll love it.Copy !req
34. What exactlyis your plan here,Copy !req
35. to get me all liquored upso I buy the revised pitch?Copy !req
36. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
37. Could we get a trough of these, please?Copy !req
38. I can't remember the last timel was in a bar.Copy !req
39. Must have been the last timel had a boyfriend,Copy !req
40. which was...Copy !req
41. oh, god,I'm a nun.Copy !req
42. So why don't you go outand get in the game?Copy !req
43. Believe it or not,Copy !req
44. when it comes to meeting men,I am... shy.Copy !req
45. Well,I'm not.Copy !req
46. So, uh...Copy !req
47. what about that guyover there?Copy !req
48. He's been checking you outsince we walked in.Copy !req
49. He's cute.Copy !req
50. So go over there.Copy !req
51. no.Copy !req
52. Oh, for god's sakes.Copy !req
53. Where are you going?Lynette, sit—Copy !req
54. hey, stretch,Copy !req
55. see my friend over there?Copy !req
56. She thinks you're cute.Copy !req
57. Why don't youbuy her a drink?Copy !req
58. Hey, everybody. Hi.Copy !req
59. Oh, it's a beautiful morning, isn't it?Copy !req
60. Thank you, sweetie.Copy !req
61. Oh,hey, lynette,I readthe new vodka proposal.Copy !req
62. Oh, you guys hit it out of the park.Copy !req
63. I love that color.Copy !req
64. Thanks. Hey, nina.Copy !req
65. Yeah?Copy !req
66. And although it had come about in an unexpected manner...Copy !req
67. aren't those the same clothes
you were wearing last nightin the bar?Copy !req
68. Yep.Copy !req
69. Nina's tension had finally been released...Copy !req
70. the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
71. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
72. Everyone in this worldCopy !req
73. needs someone they can depend upon,Copy !req
74. be it a faithful companion,Copy !req
75. trusted confidant...Copy !req
76. or loyal friend.Copy !req
77. For susan mayer, that dependable someoneCopy !req
78. was her book agent lonny moon.Copy !req
79. It was lonnyCopy !req
80. who helped susan promote her first children's book.Copy !req
81. It was lonny who rushed susan to the hospitalCopy !req
82. the night julie was born.Copy !req
83. It was lonny who took susan's mindCopy !req
84. off her painful divorceCopy !req
85. with a fun vacation.Copy !req
86. Yes, lonny was susan's rock.Copy !req
87. Sadly for susan,Copy !req
88. her rock was about to crumble.Copy !req
89. for those of you just joining us,Copy !req
90. we have a new development in the melanie foster case...Copy !req
91. lonny, what are you doing here?
It's past noon.Copy !req
92. Which means it's nowsocially acceptableCopy !req
93. to begin drinking.Copy !req
94. I can't believe I let youtalk me into this.Copy !req
95. I am so behind in my work.Copy !req
96. But I'm glad I came. This is fun.Copy !req
97. I've gotta be honest.Copy !req
98. I had an ulterior motive.Copy !req
99. I've decided to startmy own agency.Copy !req
100. You're leaving muir and hunt?Copy !req
101. You helped build that place.Copy !req
102. I know, but I just feelit's time.Copy !req
103. And now the question is, will you come with me?Copy !req
104. Well... of course.Copy !req
105. Okay!Copy !req
106. To the future.Copy !req
107. I'll just call the agency,Copy !req
108. and I'll let them knowl'm going with you.Copy !req
109. Oh,I don't think that's necessary.Copy !req
110. Really?Copy !req
111. Yeah,I thinkit might be rude not to.Copy !req
112. Lonny...Copy !req
113. what's going on?Copy !req
114. Okay.Copy !req
115. There's been some bad bloodbetween me and the partners.Copy !req
116. Why?Copy !req
117. I got into this thingwhere I had to moveCopy !req
118. a little client moneyaround temporarilyCopy !req
119. to cover some expenses.Copy !req
120. You had to "move money"? What does that mean?Copy !req
121. I took a little from here, and I moved it there.Copy !req
122. It was no big deal.Copy !req
123. Really?Copy !req
124. 'Cause it sort of soundslike embezzlement.Copy !req
125. Why do peoplekeep using that word?Copy !req
126. Who else is usingthat word?Copy !req
127. Nobody.Copy !req
128. The partnersand their forensic accountant.Copy !req
129. Oh, my god.Copy !req
130. Lonny, did you "move'some of my money?Copy !req
131. Absolutely not.I swear!Copy !req
132. Susan, don't look at methat way.Copy !req
133. I know what I didwas wrong,Copy !req
134. and I feel likea complete idiot for doing it,Copy !req
135. but please, please don't hate me.Copy !req
136. Well,I don't hate you.Copy !req
137. I couldn't hate you.You're my lonny.Copy !req
138. So...Copy !req
139. will you stillcome with me?Copy !req
140. You know what?Copy !req
141. This is one of those timesCopy !req
142. when you find outwho your real friends are,Copy !req
143. so, yeah.Copy !req
144. Oh, thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
145. You are one special lady, susan mayer.Copy !req
146. Is that the baby's head?Copy !req
147. No, that's his foot.Copy !req
148. That looks likea head to me.Copy !req
149. Well, that settles it.Copy !req
150. When this baby's born,Copy !req
151. I'll be in chargeof putting on the socks.Copy !req
152. You're glowing today, you know that?Copy !req
153. Pregnancy agrees with you. Yeah?Copy !req
154. Well, if you don't mindthe hemorrhoids and the nausea,Copy !req
155. it's quite the party.Copy !req
156. I wonder where david is. He should've been here by now.Copy !req
157. So this new lawyer's good?Copy !req
158. He's quite the shark.You're gonna love him.Copy !req
159. He hasn't lost a casein six years.Copy !req
160. He argued in front of the state supreme court,Copy !req
161. and he made our conjugal visithappen pretty damn fast.Copy !req
162. Well, hey,I'm a fan already.Copy !req
163. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
164. Oh, david.Copy !req
165. Good to see you,gaby. Carlos,I'm david.Copy !req
166. I don't think so.Copy !req
167. What the hellare you doing?Copy !req
168. That guy's not gonna bemy lawyer.Copy !req
169. Find a new one.Copy !req
170. You haven't fileda single charge.Copy !req
171. Either determine a homicideor release the body.Copy !req
172. We've got a court orderwhich says,Copy !req
173. until we're done with it, the corpse is ours.Copy !req
174. He is not a corpse.Copy !req
175. He is a mannamed rex van de kamp.Copy !req
176. He was a loving husband,a devoted father
and a successful doctor.Copy !req
177. So successful, in fact, that he left me enough moneyCopy !req
178. to sue the city, this precinctCopy !req
179. and you two gentlemenpersonallyCopy !req
180. just for the fun of it.Copy !req
181. Mrs. Van de kamp, we don'trespond well to threats,Copy !req
182. so if I—release the body.Copy !req
183. What?Copy !req
184. The evidence we haveis minimal at best.Copy !req
185. Mrs. Van de kampwas gracious enoughCopy !req
186. to come down hereand take that lie detector test.Copy !req
187. I think it's the leastwe can do for her.Copy !req
188. Thank you.Copy !req
189. So,uh, what will happen now?Copy !req
190. Obviously, we'll putmr. Van de kamp backCopy !req
191. just like we found him.Copy !req
192. Yes, and I'm sureyou will bury himCopy !req
193. with all the dignityof a dead hamster.Copy !req
194. No,I want rex released to meCopy !req
195. and I will makeall the arrangements.Copy !req
196. Fine.Copy !req
197. And, of course, you'll bepaying all the costs.Copy !req
198. Of course.Copy !req
199. Detective barton,Copy !req
200. you are clearly a gentleman.Copy !req
201. people have gathered at attenborough high school,Copy !req
202. where melanie attended...Copy !req
203. no, it's fine. I'll pick 'em upon my way home.Copy !req
204. Okay, so what do you want?Copy !req
205. Oh, parker hates pepperoni.Um, how about sausage?Copy !req
206. Yeah, and a small cheese.Copy !req
207. Okay, perfect. Love you.Copy !req
208. Hey, you.Copy !req
209. Hey.Copy !req
210. You wanna hit o'donnell's?I owe you a beer.Copy !req
211. Actually,I owe youso much more than that.Copy !req
212. You're welcome, but I really need to get home.Copy !req
213. Oh, come on. I had sucha good time last night.Copy !req
214. Um, why don't you ask trudy? She loves going out.Copy !req
215. Trudy? Are you kidding?I don't need the competition.Copy !req
216. Have you seen trudywithout her jacket? She's hot.Copy !req
217. Oh, is she now?Copy !req
218. Oh,I-I didn't meanthat you're not... hot.Copy !req
219. I just—you're married.Copy !req
220. You know, you're off the market.Copy !req
221. I don't have to worryabout fighting you for guys.Copy !req
222. Come on,lynette. Just one quick little drink.Copy !req
223. I was actuallystarting to thinkCopy !req
224. that you and iwere becoming pals.Copy !req
225. Pals? 'Cause sometimesit's hard to tell.Copy !req
226. You know,I wasn't feelingthe love todayCopy !req
227. when you mocked my campaignin front of the clients.Copy !req
228. That was justputting on a show for work.Copy !req
229. In the future, always assumethat I am winking inside.Copy !req
230. Come on.I hate to go to a bar alone.Copy !req
231. I feel like such a loser.Copy !req
232. Okay. One drink.Copy !req
233. Yeah! One or two.Copy !req
234. No.Copy !req
235. Thank you so muchfor bringing my mail over.Copy !req
236. You know,I have someof yours in the kitchen.Copy !req
237. Well, that's the fourth time. What's up with this postman?Copy !req
238. Oh,I know. He used to be great.Copy !req
239. Then he had this stroke,and, well,Copy !req
240. now we're lucky if hedoesn't drool on the coupons.Copy !req
241. But feel free to snoop around.I'll be right back.Copy !req
242. now for those of you just joining us,Copy !req
243. families in chicago breathed a sigh of relief todayCopy !req
244. as an arrest was finally made in the brutal attackCopy !req
245. on local high school student melanie foster.Copy !req
246. But word of the suspect's capture
comes as small comfort
to the foster family...Copy !req
247. betty?Copy !req
248. Who lost their 17-year-old daughterCopy !req
249. almost four months ago. Betty?Copy !req
250. The victim's body was discovered in a local parkCopy !req
251. less than a mile from attenborough high.Copy !req
252. Did you see the news?They've arrested somebody.Copy !req
253. Yeah. Looks likewe're in the clear.Copy !req
254. Well,I have some good news.Copy !req
255. The police have finally releasedrex's body.Copy !req
256. About time.You must be so relieved.Copy !req
257. You know, mostly I'm just annoyedCopy !req
258. that the whole thinghappened in the first place.Copy !req
259. I mean, how in the world couldanybody accuse me of murder?Copy !req
260. Well, you are wound pretty tight.Copy !req
261. What? The supermom is alwaysthe first to snap.Copy !req
262. They've done studies.Copy !req
263. Anyway,I was hopingCopy !req
264. that you were all freefriday morning,Copy !req
265. because that's when I'm goingto be hosting the reburial.Copy !req
266. The what?Copy !req
267. Look,I know it's an imposition,Copy !req
268. but danielle is awayon a class trip,Copy !req
269. and andrew is backat camp hennesseyCopy !req
270. for a little refresher course.Copy !req
271. Well, it's just gonna beCopy !req
272. a very briefand dignified ceremony,Copy !req
273. and I was hoping thatyou could say a few words,Copy !req
274. and, um,I'm gonna read a poem.Copy !req
275. We would love to come. Absolutely.Copy !req
276. I'm busy. Sorry.Copy !req
277. edie!Copy !req
278. she's going to read a poem.Copy !req
279. Fine. Yes,yes, we'd all love to come.Copy !req
280. Well, thank you.Copy !req
281. You don't know how muchthis means to me.Copy !req
282. I realize looking backthat I was still in shockCopy !req
283. during rex's first funeral.Copy !req
284. I don't think it had quitehit me yet what had happened,Copy !req
285. so that's why this smallceremony means so much to me,Copy !req
286. because I realize now that...Copy !req
287. this is the last chancel'm gonna have to say good-bye.Copy !req
288. Unless, of course, they dig him up again.Copy !req
289. Sure, there was times whenCopy !req
290. lisa was rude and obnoxious,Copy !req
291. but I know now thatthat was no excuseCopy !req
292. to always be beatin' on her.Copy !req
293. Oh, baby,I'm so sorry.Copy !req
294. Good job, you two.Copy !req
295. This is an example of how to useincarceration to your benefit.Copy !req
296. It's a chance for peopleto take a step backCopy !req
297. and observe the obstaclesthey face in their marriage.Copy !req
298. Can I go now?'Cause I have a lot to sayCopy !req
299. about the obstacles I'm facingin my marriage.Copy !req
300. We don't got any obstacles.Copy !req
301. Yes, we do,lamar. We got big ones.Copy !req
302. Okay, hold on, you two.Copy !req
303. I think that it'scarlos and gabrielle's turn.Copy !req
304. Thanks, but we're good.Copy !req
305. this isyour third group session,Copy !req
306. but you have yetto share anything.Copy !req
307. Come on. Talk to us.How's your marriage?Copy !req
308. Shaky at best. And why is that?Copy !req
309. I don't know.I hired a brilliant lawyerCopy !req
310. to get my husbandout of this hellhole,Copy !req
311. and he fired himfor no reason at all.Copy !req
312. Carlos?Copy !req
313. I just didn't like him.Copy !req
314. Why not? He's experienced, he's intelligent,Copy !req
315. he's successful. Exactly.Copy !req
316. I'd prefer an attorney youdidn't find so damn appealing.Copy !req
317. Oh, my god. You fired himbecause you're jealous?Copy !req
318. Don't I have the right to?
You know, she cheated on me.Copy !req
319. - oh,bob, you beat your wife
You are so not allowed to gasp.
- Don't you talk that wayto him.Copy !req
320. One more word out of you,lisa, and I will backhand you myself.Copy !req
321. Okay, calm down.
Thousands of fat, bald attorneysout there in the world,Copy !req
322. and she's gotta get the one thatlooks like an underwear model.Copy !req
323. I'm not discussing thisanymore.Copy !req
324. You can rot in herefor all I care.Copy !req
325. So, um...Copy !req
326. mona, what do you feelCopy !req
327. are the biggest problemsin your marriage?Copy !req
328. By the way, he was wearing a suit.Copy !req
329. How do you knowhe had a good body?Copy !req
330. - Do you know?
- No!Copy !req
331. I bet he's hot.Copy !req
332. Do I need to say whatour biggest problem is,Copy !req
333. or can everybody figure it outfor themselves?Copy !req
334. Why are you readingthat contract?Copy !req
335. I told you. Lonny wants meto sign with this new agency.Copy !req
336. But you didn't sayCopy !req
337. you were seriously thinkingabout going with him.Copy !req
338. I know,I know.Copy !req
339. Just lonny's family.Copy !req
340. You know, he's alwaysbeen there for me.Copy !req
341. He paid my rentwhen I was waitingCopy !req
342. for my first royalty check.Copy !req
343. He called me every daywhen karl left.Copy !req
344. I mean,I just owe himso much.Copy !req
345. Susan, he committed a felony.Copy !req
346. Okay, who in this roomCopy !req
347. has not committed a felony? Raise your hand.Copy !req
348. Ah-ah-ah, not so fast.Copy !req
349. Your agent represents you.Copy !req
350. You've gotta be ableto trust him.Copy !req
351. How is that gonna bepossible now?Copy !req
352. Well, it's possible becausel have faith in people.Copy !req
353. I mean, lonny knowshe messed up,Copy !req
354. and he's sorry. He's making restitution.Copy !req
355. What, you don't believe peopledeserve second chances?Copy !req
356. Not when they messed upthis much, no.Copy !req
357. Really? So that's it with you?You just get one shot,Copy !req
358. and you screw up, and you're out?Copy !req
359. I didn't knowyou were such a cynic.Copy !req
360. Hey,I'm sorry, all right?Copy !req
361. I guess it's justthe way I'm wired.Copy !req
362. I got a jobover in greenwood,Copy !req
363. so I'll call youlater tonight.Copy !req
364. You okay?Copy !req
365. julie...Copy !req
366. I did something bad, something really, really bad.Copy !req
367. Aren't you gonna ask mewhat it was?Copy !req
368. Do I ever have to?Copy !req
369. Last week when mike and iwent to the parkCopy !req
370. searching for zach,Copy !req
371. I sort of found him.Copy !req
372. No!Copy !req
373. Yes, and I gave him moneyand I sent him away,Copy !req
374. and I didn't tell mike.Copy !req
375. Holy crap. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
376. I don't know. What would you doif this happened to you?Copy !req
377. See, this would neverhappen to me.Copy !req
378. This kind of thingonly happens to you.Copy !req
379. Will you stop judgingand help me?Copy !req
380. Well,obviously, you're gonna have to tell him.Copy !req
381. Well,I can't do that.Copy !req
382. You heard what he saidabout his wiring.
I betrayed him.Copy !req
383. He'll never forgive me. Okay. Don't tell him.Copy !req
384. Well, how can I not?I feel so guilty,Copy !req
385. I can barely look him in the eyewhen he talks about zach.Copy !req
386. So where do you thinkzach went?Copy !req
387. Utah.Copy !req
388. Oh,lord. Why did I do this?Copy !req
389. I have a feelingyou did it for me.Copy !req
390. Hey, girl. I hope you arein the mood for margaritasCopy !req
391. 'cause it is salsa nightat o'donnell'S.Copy !req
392. Oh, fun. But I can't go tonightbecause I promised the twinsCopy !req
393. that I would help themfinish their science project.Copy !req
394. Lynette, if the late hoursCopy !req
395. are going to be an issuefor you,Copy !req
396. we probably shouldtalk about finding youCopy !req
397. a less demanding account.Copy !req
398. You're gonnatake me off kamarovCopy !req
399. because I won't godrinking with you?Copy !req
400. No. Oh,god, no.Copy !req
401. Honey,I get it.You have a family.Copy !req
402. Home has to come firstfor you.Copy !req
403. Thank you.Copy !req
404. I mean, for me, the client comes first.Copy !req
405. Me being a perfectionistis my own neurotic issue,Copy !req
406. and I know that I reallyneed to work on that.Copy !req
407. But trust me,I will never sleep againCopy !req
408. if this campaign getsmucked up.Copy !req
409. I'll figure something out.You go home. Have a good night.Copy !req
410. Nina?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. I can handle the extra hours.Copy !req
413. Oh, lynette. You sure?Copy !req
414. Yeah.Copy !req
415. I'll get my coat.Copy !req
416. Wow, this place is rowdyafter happy hour, huh?Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. Hey... look at that guyright there.Copy !req
419. The end of the bar.Copy !req
420. The shoulderswith the tan jacket.Copy !req
421. Yeah.Copy !req
422. Go get him for me.Copy !req
423. hey there.Copy !req
424. So they're going on aboutmelanie foster on the news.Copy !req
425. It's time we talked about her, caleb.Copy !req
426. Until you start acceptingresponsibilityCopy !req
427. for what happened,Copy !req
428. you know I can't let youout of here.Copy !req
429. What the hell is this? Mom!Copy !req
430. where are you?Copy !req
431. I'll be right back.Copy !req
432. And I will expect youto answer me.Copy !req
433. where are you?Copy !req
434. I'm coming! Coming.Copy !req
435. What were you gonna do with this?
Don'T.Copy !req
436. "I know who really killedmelanie foster.Copy !req
437. "You've arrestedthe wrong man"?Copy !req
438. What are you thinking?Copy !req
439. The police need to knowthe truth.Copy !req
440. The hell they do! This is our chance.Copy !req
441. We are good people.Copy !req
442. We can't letan innocent man go to jail.Copy !req
443. Okay, you wanna dothe right thing?Copy !req
444. Well, then call 9-1-1and tell 'emCopy !req
445. you got a killerlocked up in the basement.Copy !req
446. He is not a killer. He was confused.Copy !req
447. He didn't know what he was doing.Copy !req
448. He knows a lot more thanyou give him credit for.Copy !req
449. I'm mailing the letter.Copy !req
450. Do you realizewhat's gonna happen?Copy !req
451. Mom, are youthinking it through?Copy !req
452. I'm mailing the letter.Copy !req
453. If you do, you'd better hopeto god they don't find us.Copy !req
454. 'Cause they're not gonna carehow slow caleb is.Copy !req
455. They'll just execute him.Copy !req
456. Lonny?Copy !req
457. Are you here? It's susan.Copy !req
458. Lonny?Copy !req
459. Susan?Copy !req
460. What are you doing here?Copy !req
461. Well,I just came overto give you the contracts.Copy !req
462. Your door was open.Copy !req
463. Oh. Great.Copy !req
464. Sorry this placeis such a mess.Copy !req
465. I've been working here tillwe get the new offices painted.Copy !req
466. Wait till you see them.Copy !req
467. They're gonna bereally beautiful.Copy !req
468. Where's jeannie?Copy !req
469. She's with the kidsup in minnesotaCopy !req
470. visiting her mom.Copy !req
471. They love it up there.Copy !req
472. Keep changing the dateon dear old dad.Copy !req
473. There's no electricity.Copy !req
474. There isn't?Copy !req
475. Oh,I'm such a dummy.Copy !req
476. I've been...Copy !req
477. I've been so swamped,Copy !req
478. I must have forgottento pay the electric bill.Copy !req
479. Lonny...Copy !req
480. how much financial troubleare you really in?Copy !req
481. I'm fine.Copy !req
482. You know what it is?Copy !req
483. I had to pay all those peopleback at the same time—Copy !req
484. restitution plus interest.Copy !req
485. It's not somethingl'd recommend.Copy !req
486. It sucks you dry.Copy !req
487. I've gonna ask youa question,Copy !req
488. and I want youto tell me the truth.Copy !req
489. Did you steal from me?Copy !req
490. Absolutely not.Copy !req
491. Please don't lie. Just tell me.Copy !req
492. Is that what you want to hear?Copy !req
493. Do I have to say it so that we can move on?Copy !req
494. Fine. I did it.Copy !req
495. But yours wasthe first money I paid back,Copy !req
496. so the slate'sbeen wiped clean.Copy !req
497. Let's just move past it.Copy !req
498. Suze?Copy !req
499. I'm sorry. I just can'ttrust you anymore.Copy !req
500. Yes, you can! No,I can't.Copy !req
501. You can. Can'T.Copy !req
502. Give me the contract!Copy !req
503. No!Copy !req
504. okay,okay, fine.Copy !req
505. Aah! What are you doing?Copy !req
506. Are you tryingto take me down with you?Copy !req
507. I am not going down!Copy !req
508. My life is great!Copy !req
509. I have never been happier,Copy !req
510. and I've never been thinner!Copy !req
511. Get off me, you amazon!Copy !req
512. what are you doing here?Copy !req
513. You left me a message.You said you wanted to talk.Copy !req
514. Yeah,I thought you'd schedulean appointment later.Copy !req
515. Right now I'm sort ofdisgusting and sweaty.Copy !req
516. I'm a criminal lawyer.I've seen worse.Copy !req
517. So did you find a new lawyerfor mr. Charming?Copy !req
518. I don't want a new lawyer.I want you.Copy !req
519. So does carlos. He just doesn't realize it yet.Copy !req
520. A 1988 romanée-conti la tche.I'm impressed.Copy !req
521. Look, to be honest, carlos isa little threatened by you.Copy !req
522. He thinks if we spendtoo much time together,Copy !req
523. that something... might happen.Copy !req
524. Somebody's gotan active imagination.Copy !req
525. Corkscrew?Copy !req
526. David, we're not hereto drink wine, okay?Copy !req
527. This is business.Copy !req
528. Now you have to convincecarlos that he can trust you.Copy !req
529. How am I gonna do that?Copy !req
530. I don't know. Tell him you'rehappily married or—or gay.Copy !req
531. yeah, right.
You're a lawyer. You lieto juries all the time.Copy !req
532. Can't you just make something up?
I'm past the pointin my careerCopy !req
533. where I have to beg for work.I'm sorry.Copy !req
534. Okay, david,I'm holdingmy marriage together
by my fingernails.Copy !req
535. If carlos serveshis full sentence,Copy !req
536. I don't think we're gonnamake it, so please,I need you.Copy !req
537. I'll say this much for carlos. He's got excellent taste...Copy !req
538. in wine. Montrachet.It's good stuff.Copy !req
539. Are you gonna help meor not?Copy !req
540. We'll go see carlos tomorrow.I'll turn him around for you.Copy !req
541. Really? What are you gonna say?Copy !req
542. Play it by ear. I don't wannasound too over-rehearsed.Copy !req
543. Hey, that's my wine.Copy !req
544. Deduct it from my bill.Copy !req
545. It all started withbad real estate investments.Copy !req
546. You should have justcome clean.Copy !req
547. Yeah,well, you tell one lie, the second one comes easy.Copy !req
548. Then you're making up new liesto cover up the old ones.Copy !req
549. Pretty soon, you can't turn back, you know?Copy !req
550. I do.Copy !req
551. When jeannie finally caught on, she took the kids.Copy !req
552. She took the furniture.Copy !req
553. The bank locked meout of my own house.Copy !req
554. That's why I can't lose youas a client.Copy !req
555. Well,I'm sorry, but you have.Copy !req
556. I don't blame you.Copy !req
557. You'll never losemy friendship, though.Copy !req
558. I mean that.Copy !req
559. Really?Copy !req
560. Of course.You're my lonny.Copy !req
561. and you're my susie.Copy !req
562. you're my susie.Copy !req
563. Oh! What the hellis wrong with you?Copy !req
564. I'm your lonny. That's what you said.Copy !req
565. Not like that.
But I thought...Copy !req
566. I mean, there's alwaysbeen this magnetism.Copy !req
567. No, there has not been, and there never will be!Copy !req
568. Oh, my god!Copy !req
569. But I was just coming clean!Copy !req
570. Hey, morgan!Copy !req
571. Got a letterfrom some guyCopy !req
572. claiming he attackedmelanie foster.Copy !req
573. You ran me down for that?Copy !req
574. I got dozens of kookscoming out of the woodwork,Copy !req
575. all saying we arrestedthe wrong guy.Copy !req
576. This one knowsabout the ax.Copy !req
577. Here you go, mrs. Van de kamp.Copy !req
578. Thank you. The hearse is right outside,Copy !req
579. so if you'll justfollow me...Copy !req
580. oh, shoot. There's a forml need you to sign.
I think I left itback in the office.Copy !req
581. That's all right.Copy !req
582. I'll wait. Okay.Copy !req
583. I'm here, sweetheart,Copy !req
584. and I'm gonna take careof everything.Copy !req
585. But you knew that, didn't you?Copy !req
586. You've always knownthat you can count on me.Copy !req
587. Mrs. Van de kamp.Copy !req
588. Detective barton, what are you doing here?Copy !req
589. Oh, just taking careof some business.Copy !req
590. Is this...Copy !req
591. yes. This is rex.Copy !req
592. I-I wanna thank you againfor what you did.Copy !req
593. It was so refreshingto be treated with kindnessCopy !req
594. after weeks of justludicrous accusations.Copy !req
595. The doctor doesn't thinkthey're ludicrous.Copy !req
596. Well,I know, but rex died in his care.Copy !req
597. I mean, of course he'd liketo blame someone else.Copy !req
598. But the tests he did, uh...Copy !req
599. oh, please don't talk to meabout tests.Copy !req
600. Rex was not poisoned,Copy !req
601. and no one I knowbelieves that he was.Copy !req
602. Rex did.Copy !req
603. What?Copy !req
604. Well, the doctor told rexhe was being poisoned,Copy !req
605. and rex believed him.Copy !req
606. How would you know that?Copy !req
607. Where did you get this?Copy !req
608. We found that in rex's bedafter he died.Copy !req
609. That is his handwriting, isn't it?Copy !req
610. You know what I think?Copy !req
611. Rex felt guiltyfor the way he treated you.Copy !req
612. The adultery, the public humiliations.Copy !req
613. That's why he forgave you. He understood why you did it.Copy !req
614. How couldhe have believed this?Copy !req
615. Look, my wife cheated on me, too.Copy !req
616. I know how much it hurts.Copy !req
617. And so will a judge.Copy !req
618. Everyone understandscrimes of passion.Copy !req
619. But every daythat you stonewallCopy !req
620. makes you lookmore and moreCopy !req
621. like a cold, calculating killer.Copy !req
622. We both know that's not you.Copy !req
623. But I can't help you unlessyou start telling the truth.Copy !req
624. I'm sorry, but I-I, um,I have to go.Copy !req
625. I have some thingsthat I need to take care of.Copy !req
626. Bree, it is obvious your husbandloved you very much.Copy !req
627. Don't you think you owe to himto admit the truth?Copy !req
628. Detective,I know exactlywhat my husband deserves.Copy !req
629. Now would you be a dear?Copy !req
630. Thank you.Copy !req
631. What's he doing here?Copy !req
632. I have a pitch for you.Copy !req
633. I wanna explain to youCopy !req
634. why I think it's in your bestinterest for you to allow me
to represent you.Copy !req
635. Oh, for pete's sake,carlos, at least listen to the man.Copy !req
636. I guess it beatssitting in my cell.Copy !req
637. Now I don't think you havea problem with me as a lawyer.Copy !req
638. Clearly,I'm the real deal.Copy !req
639. I sense your problemwith me is more personal.Copy !req
640. You sense right.Copy !req
641. You wanna know if I'm interestedin sleeping with your wife.Copy !req
642. And the answer is yes.Copy !req
643. he—carlos, he's kidding.Copy !req
644. tell him you're kidding.Copy !req
645. Shut it.Copy !req
646. Now clearly,Copy !req
647. gabrielle's willful, self-centered and manipulative.Copy !req
648. She's also beautiful enoughto be worth the trouble.Copy !req
649. So the minutewe leave this room,Copy !req
650. I'm going to aggressivelypursue her,Copy !req
651. and when I succeed, which I will,Copy !req
652. we're gonna flyto my chateau in chamonix
and have dinnerin a local bistro.Copy !req
653. They make the best raclettein all of europe.Copy !req
654. We'll make love by the fireand afterwardsCopy !req
655. do a little midnight skiing.You ski, don't you?Copy !req
656. You're athletic.You'll learn.Copy !req
657. Anyway, all of thisonly happens if you fire me.Copy !req
658. If you keep me onas your lawyer,
your wife's off-limits.Copy !req
659. I'd get disbarred for sleepingwith a client's wife,
and nobody's worth that, not even her.Copy !req
660. So that's my pitch.Copy !req
661. I'll let you think about it.Copy !req
662. Honey,I am so sorry.Copy !req
663. Honestly, that guy's insane.Copy !req
664. Boy, you just can't wait, can you?Copy !req
665. What?Copy !req
666. He's my lawyer.But, carlos—Copy !req
667. and that's allthere is to it.Copy !req
668. How about a dance?Copy !req
669. How about it? Yes.Copy !req
670. Well, you guys have fun.Copy !req
671. This is the fifth nightin a rowCopy !req
672. I haven't been hometo tuck in my kids,Copy !req
673. so I'm gonna go.Copy !req
674. No. You're gonna stay put.It is friday night,Copy !req
675. and you have all weekendto play with your kids.Copy !req
676. Watch my purse.Copy !req
677. Hey.Copy !req
678. I'm chuck.Copy !req
679. Chuck,I'm gonna stop youright there.Copy !req
680. Happily married.Copy !req
681. Well...Copy !req
682. looks like we have gotsomething in common.Copy !req
683. Chuck?Copy !req
684. Get your handoff my thigh.Copy !req
685. No, not up my thigh. Off it.Copy !req
686. Come on! What's the matter with you?Copy !req
687. I'm not available. And I'm not that easy!Copy !req
688. Well, what are you doing ina pick-up bar at 10:30 at night?Copy !req
689. Well,I don't usuallydo this.Copy !req
690. Oh, come on,honey, who are you kidding?Copy !req
691. I've seen you here every nightthis week. You're a regular.Copy !req
692. At that moment it occurred to lynetteCopy !req
693. that chuck, though inebriated,Copy !req
694. had a valid point.Copy !req
695. The time had come to declareCopy !req
696. a war of independence.Copy !req
697. And the surest path to victoryCopy !req
698. would require an aggressive campaignCopy !req
699. of shock...
and awe.Copy !req
700. it's crazy here tonight.Copy !req
701. Don't you want to dance?Copy !req
702. No, thanks. I thinkl'll sit this one out.Copy !req
703. Lynette savored her victoryCopy !req
704. confident that she would never againCopy !req
705. have to engage her opponent on this particular battlefield.Copy !req
706. Ooh! I love this song.Copy !req
707. Here, hold my purse.Copy !req
708. Bree, where have you been? We were starting to get worried.Copy !req
709. Oh,I'm sorry.Copy !req
710. I was just attendingto some last minute details.Copy !req
711. Right this way. Where are we going?Copy !req
712. To rex's gravesite.Copy !req
713. Well,I thought thatthis was his gravesite.Copy !req
714. I'm changing it. Why?Copy !req
715. Well, he did something toupset me, and I want him gone.Copy !req
716. What did he do?Copy !req
717. You know, it's so unpleasant.I'd rather not get into it.Copy !req
718. Have you seen these gravestones? Some are from the 1800s.Copy !req
719. Just fascinating.Copy !req
720. Bree,wait, you're gonnahave to explain.Copy !req
721. Rex is dead. What couldhe have done to upset you?Copy !req
722. My husband, the man I spentmy life with for 18 years,Copy !req
723. died thinkingthat I murdered him.Copy !req
724. What?Copy !req
725. Yes, the cardiologist sharedthis moronic theory with rex.Copy !req
726. And rex believed him!Copy !req
727. Are you sure?Copy !req
728. Yes, because he left a noteand it said, and I quote,Copy !req
729. "bree,I understand. And I forgive you."Copy !req
730. I spent 18 years of my lifewith this man.Copy !req
731. How could he not know me?Copy !req
732. Well, maybe he was forgiving youfor something else.Copy !req
733. I have done nothing to be forgiven for!Copy !req
734. I was a fantastic wife!Copy !req
735. When he was sick,I nursed him.Copy !req
736. When we were low on money,I stayed within a budget.Copy !req
737. I cooked his meals.I mended his clothes.Copy !req
738. For the love of god,I usedto check his back for acne.Copy !req
739. And that miserableson of a bitchCopy !req
740. has the nerve to understandand forgive me?Copy !req
741. Well, the joke's on him,Copy !req
742. because I do not understand, and I do not forgive.Copy !req
743. Hi. We're—we're just going to a funeral.Copy !req
744. Right this way.Copy !req
745. Honey,I know you're hurt, but are you sureCopy !req
746. you're not gonnachange your mind?Copy !req
747. I mean, there's noturning back after this.Copy !req
748. If you think I'm gonnalay next to someone for eternityCopy !req
749. who thinks I'm a murderer, you're crazy.Copy !req
750. As far as I'm concerned,
let him decomposewith strangers.Copy !req
751. Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on,Copy !req
752. be they faithful friends,Copy !req
753. determined advocates...Copy !req
754. or a loving family.Copy !req
755. But occasionally in life,Copy !req
756. the people we thought would always be there for us leave.Copy !req
757. And if that happens,Copy !req
758. it's amazing the lengths we'll go to...Copy !req
759. to get them back.Copy !req