1. Desperate Housewives S02E04 My Heart Belongs to DaddyCopy !req
2. - You're not taking me?
- Dad's gonna.Copy !req
3. Lynette's new job came with a price...Copy !req
4. If this charge sticks,
I get sent away for eight years.Copy !req
5. and Carlos paid for his mistakes.Copy !req
6. - Are you in love with Mr Williams?
- No.Copy !req
7. I think the machine picked up
on something I wasn't aware of.Copy !req
8. Bree detected feelings
she'd never known.Copy !req
9. Come within ten feet,
I'll have you arrested!Copy !req
10. - Susan discovered something...
- Zach is your son, isn't he?Copy !req
11. too close to home.Copy !req
12. The residents of the Fairview County
Jail looked forward to every Tuesday.Copy !req
13. That was the day that Gabrielle Solis
came to visit her husband.Copy !req
14. The inmates went out of their way
to give her compliments,Copy !req
15. whether she wanted them to or not.Copy !req
16. With each visit
these accolades becameCopy !req
17. - increasingly inventive.
- Right over here, baby.Copy !req
18. Still, Gabrielle was not flattered.Copy !req
19. In fact, Gabrielle started
to dread this... special attention.Copy !req
20. Ride 'em! Ride 'em!Copy !req
21. Until one day, when...Copy !req
22. I don't think a conjugal visit
is such a ridiculous request.Copy !req
23. With all due respect,
let's get through the discovery phase.Copy !req
24. I don't think I can wait that long.Copy !req
25. I am trying
to get your husband out of jail.Copy !req
26. Want me to stop everything
so you can have a booty call?Copy !req
27. Excuse me! We are husband and wife.
We make love. It is a sacred covenant.Copy !req
28. Hmm.Copy !req
29. - OK, look, all we need is 20 minutes.
- I said no.Copy !req
30. You can't tell me no. You work for me.
You will make it happen.Copy !req
31. You can't force me to do anything.Copy !req
32. I am not your maid.
Or your gardener.Copy !req
33. Ooh!Copy !req
34. - I could have you arrested for that.
- Oh, really? And how about for this?Copy !req
35. - Oh!
- You crazy bitch.Copy !req
36. - Ow!
- Hey! Apologise to the lady.Copy !req
37. Big mistake, pal!Copy !req
38. I play golf with the warden.
You're gonna rot...Copy !req
39. Ah!Copy !req
40. You heard him. Apologise.Copy !req
41. Look fellas,
I am just trying to do my job.Copy !req
42. This is all her fault.
If she weren't so damn horny...Copy !req
43. Ah! Ah! All right, all right!Copy !req
44. Guards!Copy !req
45. It was at that moment
it occurred to Gabrielle...Copy !req
46. Apologise! Apologise!Copy !req
47. this was the nicest compliment
she had ever received.Copy !req
48. Now!Copy !req
49. There was one thing all the
fathers on Wisteria Lane had in common.Copy !req
50. Daddy!Copy !req
51. They could return from a day's
work to the family they'd left behind...Copy !req
52. You're home!Copy !req
53. and not feel guilty about
the precious moments they missed.Copy !req
54. Sadly, the same could not be said
for the working mothers.Copy !req
55. Hey, honey. I held dinner
for as long as I could. It just got...Copy !req
56. Mmm... too late for them.Copy !req
57. You couldn't have given them coffee?Copy !req
58. I just feel like I'm missing out
on their lives entirely.Copy !req
59. Hey, you sit, eat,
and I will fill you in.Copy !req
60. Oh, don't eat that.
That's been sitting out for hours.Copy !req
61. That's for Mrs Mulberry.
This is for you. Ow!Copy !req
62. - I'm sorry. Who?
- Oh, Mrs Mulberry.Copy !req
63. Parker has an imaginary friend...
Um, British nanny.Copy !req
64. I think he locked in
to the whole Mary Poppins thing.Copy !req
65. Is that why he's sleeping
with an umbrella?Copy !req
66. He carries it with him everywhere.
It's his security blanket.Copy !req
67. When did this start?Copy !req
68. About a week ago, I guess.Copy !req
69. You don't find it odd that
Parker's new nanny made her appearanceCopy !req
70. at the time I went back to work?Copy !req
71. Kids have imaginary friends.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
72. I'll agree with you to a point, when
they're flying kangaroos or robots.Copy !req
73. - Not surrogate mommies.
- Hey!Copy !req
74. Parker's having a little
trouble adjusting, that's all.Copy !req
75. Apparently, so are you.
Honey, don't be so sensitive.Copy !req
76. I hope you're right.Copy !req
77. At the risk of sounding too sensitive,
how come she gets a bigger portion?Copy !req
78. What, that's it?Copy !req
79. You're the one who said
you wanted things to be casual.Copy !req
80. Yeah, but that doesn't mean
we have to act like brother and sister.Copy !req
81. I mean, you bought me ribs.
I have gratitude to express.Copy !req
82. - What's wrong?
- I can't do this.Copy !req
83. This casual thing. It's... it's weird.Copy !req
84. No. No, it's not.Copy !req
85. We're just gonna pretend like it
was when we first started dating.Copy !req
86. We just see each other occasionally,Copy !req
87. you know, until we get
this Zach thing resolved.Copy !req
88. Yeah, we'll just be easy about it.
No commitments.Copy !req
89. Except, of course, neither of us
is allowed to date anybody else.Copy !req
90. Look, I...Copy !req
91. I know how you feel about Zach,Copy !req
92. and I don't blame you.Copy !req
93. But he's part of the package right now.Copy !req
94. And either you can
accept that, or you can't.Copy !req
95. Anyway...Copy !req
96. Mike, wait!Copy !req
97. I accept.Copy !req
98. - Are you sure?
- Zach's your son.Copy !req
99. And I have Julie,
and you've totally accepted her.Copy !req
100. Granted, she's been
the model child so far.Copy !req
101. But she's almost 15.
She's gonna turn on me any minute.Copy !req
102. You better be there
to help me when it gets ugly.Copy !req
103. I will.Copy !req
104. Good night.Copy !req
105. - Uh, Susan?
- Yeah?Copy !req
106. Technically,Copy !req
107. we don't have to be casual anymore.Copy !req
108. I can be naked in 20 seconds.
That includes travel time.Copy !req
109. - Carlos, will you calm down?
- You incited a prison riot!Copy !req
110. It wasn't a riot.
It was more of a melee.Copy !req
111. Who's gonna defend me now?
Doyle knew my case, the judge...Copy !req
112. - He called me a bitch.
- Well? Were you acting like one?Copy !req
113. He refused to help me
get a conjugal visit.Copy !req
114. Hold it. My lawyer is in traction
because you wanted sex?Copy !req
115. Not just for me. For us.Copy !req
116. In case you haven't noticed, Carlos,
our marriage is still on shaky ground.Copy !req
117. A conjugal visit would fix it?Copy !req
118. It couldn't hurt. Since you've
been here, all we do is bicker.Copy !req
119. That's all we did when I was out.
That's what we do.Copy !req
120. When we would finish arguing,
we would have great sex.Copy !req
121. Now we fight,
and there's no payoff. It sucks.Copy !req
122. You and I need to get laid!Copy !req
123. Don't judge me. You're not in here
because you got caught helping the poor.Copy !req
124. We'd be enjoying this
if we had something to look forward to.Copy !req
125. Fine. Get the damn lawyer.Copy !req
126. And make it quick.Copy !req
127. I take it that was my good-night kiss.Copy !req
128. George, you're
a very special friend. You are.Copy !req
129. Rex hasn't been dead four weeks.
I think kissing on the lips is...Copy !req
130. - Further than you want to go.
- Exactly. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
131. Andrew! What are you doing?Copy !req
132. I'm taking out the garbage.Copy !req
133. Of course. You remember Mr Williams.Copy !req
134. - Hi, Andrew.
- George.Copy !req
135. - Uh, well, it's getting late, so...
- Yeah.Copy !req
136. Let me know if you want
to go out to dinner again.Copy !req
137. There's new restaurants I'd like to try.Copy !req
138. We've been eating out a lot lately.Copy !req
139. Why don't you come over Friday
for a home-cooked meal?Copy !req
140. - Wouldn't that be nice?
- I would love that.Copy !req
141. So, you're leaving, or what?Copy !req
142. We're not done talking.Copy !req
143. She said it was getting late. In case
you missed that, that was a hint.Copy !req
144. Andrew. That wasn't a hint.Copy !req
145. I'll go when I'm ready.Copy !req
146. Actually, it is getting late,
and I am tired, so...Copy !req
147. See. You heard the lady. Now, take off.Copy !req
148. - Andrew...
- It's OK.Copy !req
149. He's not really that tough.
He knows I would never hit a child.Copy !req
150. Andrew!Copy !req
151. George! Oh!Copy !req
152. Stop it, the two of you, this instant!Copy !req
153. This was a perfectly lovely evening,
and now the both of you have ruined it.Copy !req
154. I will not tolerate this kind
of behaviour. Do you understand?Copy !req
155. All right, then.Copy !req
156. George, we'll see you Friday for dinner.Copy !req
157. I'll be serving fish.Copy !req
158. Hey, buddy. Hey, wake up, sleepyhead.Copy !req
159. Tch-tch-tch. Parker. Hi. Hiya, pal.Copy !req
160. Hey! What do ya say you
and me go get some doughnuts, OK,Copy !req
161. before Mommy has to go to work? Yeah?Copy !req
162. Come on. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on...Copy !req
163. All right! Oh!Copy !req
164. So, what do you think
you're gonna have, huh? Jelly?Copy !req
165. Because I think
I'm gonna have a bear claw.Copy !req
166. Stop!Copy !req
167. - You forgot Mrs Mulberry!
- What?Copy !req
168. Oh, um, well, since I'm here,Copy !req
169. maybe she could just relax
in the house for a while, OK?Copy !req
170. No! I need her.Copy !req
171. OK.Copy !req
172. Hello, Mrs Mulberry.Copy !req
173. Don't forget to buckle up.Copy !req
174. Here we go!Copy !req
175. Wait!Copy !req
176. You forgot her umbrella.Copy !req
177. Well, Parker, we don't have time.Copy !req
178. No!Copy !req
179. She needs it.Copy !req
180. - Hi.
- Hey, what are you still doing here?Copy !req
181. I'm looking for Parker's umbrella.
Have you seen it?Copy !req
182. No. Nope, sorry.Copy !req
183. You better hurry.
You're gonna be late for work.Copy !req
184. Thank you for that.Copy !req
185. I couldn't find
Mrs Mulberry's umbrella,Copy !req
186. so I brought her her sun hat instead.
All right? And here we go.Copy !req
187. - It's in the shower.
- What?Copy !req
188. Mrs Mulberry says
she left it in the shower.Copy !req
189. Well, why didn't Mrs Mulberry
volunteer that informationCopy !req
190. before I turned your room
upside down looking for it, hmm?Copy !req
191. - Are you going to get it?
- I'm not gonna get the umbrella!Copy !req
192. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
I am not mad at you.Copy !req
193. What are you doing?Copy !req
194. Uh...Copy !req
195. We don't want doughnuts.Copy !req
196. Hmm.Copy !req
197. Andrew! You are not leaving
the house dressed like that.Copy !req
198. I'm just going to meet some
of the guys at the swim club.Copy !req
199. I don't care. Put this on.Copy !req
200. Every time you leave,
you represent this family.Copy !req
201. The least you can you do
is not humiliate us.Copy !req
202. A ripped T-shirt is just a look.Copy !req
203. Yes. A bad one.Copy !req
204. I hope you haven't
made plans for tomorrow night.Copy !req
205. If you think I'm having dinner
with the pharmacist, you're crazy.Copy !req
206. Part of the reason I'm having him over
is so you get to know him.Copy !req
207. Well, I don't want to get to know him.Copy !req
208. Honey, the feelings that
you're having are perfectly normal.Copy !req
209. But George isn't trying
to take your father's place. He's...Copy !req
210. Well, he's just a friend.Copy !req
211. - Really? Just a friend?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
212. So, you're not planning on getting more
serious with this guy in the future?Copy !req
213. You know,
I haven't even thought about it.Copy !req
214. You're so transparent, it's pathetic.Copy !req
215. You're worried about a ripped T-shirt
humiliating this family?Copy !req
216. Wait till people see
that you're dating the town nerdCopy !req
217. less than a month
after your husband's funeral.Copy !req
218. I'll be serving dinner tomorrow
at seven. Don't be late.Copy !req
219. I'm sorry, but I already have plans.Copy !req
220. Andrew, don't you have
a meet at the swim club?Copy !req
221. Yeah. So?Copy !req
222. Doesn't it require a large entrance fee?Copy !req
223. One that you can't afford by yourself?Copy !req
224. Are you blackmailing me
into coming to dinner?Copy !req
225. Oh, you don't know the lengths
I'd go to for even seating.Copy !req
226. Mayer! Is this yours?
It blew into my front yard.Copy !req
227. Oh, sorry. I'm helping Mike find Zach.Copy !req
228. You know,
so we can all rest easy at night.Copy !req
229. Uh-huh. And put him in jail?Copy !req
230. I don't think Mike
would do that to his own son.Copy !req
231. - You know?
- That Mike is Zach's real father?Copy !req
232. Yes.Copy !req
233. Julie told Karl. Karl told me. And I...Copy !req
234. sent out a few e-mails.Copy !req
235. Well, thanks for your discretion.Copy !req
236. Boy, you would do anything
to get Mike Delfino to love you.Copy !req
237. What's gonna happen to
Little Creepy when he gets here?Copy !req
238. Are you gonna tuck him in at night?Copy !req
239. Make him breakfast in the morning?Copy !req
240. Careful to bob and weave
as he tries to blow your head off?Copy !req
241. You know, Edie, could you just back off?Copy !req
242. The truth is,
we're probably never gonna find Zach.Copy !req
243. - It's a needle in a haystack.
- Oh, I see.Copy !req
244. You'll still come off as Little Miss
Perfect Self-Sacrificing Girlfriend,Copy !req
245. putting his needs ahead of yours.Copy !req
246. Oh, why, you conniving little shrew.Copy !req
247. I don't know why we're not closer.Copy !req
248. There was
a reason David BradleyCopy !req
249. was the most successful lawyer
in all of Fairview.Copy !req
250. His arguments were persuasive...Copy !req
251. No one ever has to know.Copy !req
252. his manner was forceful...Copy !req
253. Take it off. Take it off!Copy !req
254. and he tended to win on appeal.Copy !req
255. Come on. Please.Copy !req
256. And when it came
to the more challenging cases,Copy !req
257. he knew it was to his advantage
to raise the first objection.Copy !req
258. I'm not gonna take your case.Copy !req
259. What?Copy !req
260. - Yes?
- Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
261. Dinner cancelled.
Want me to pull your reservation?Copy !req
262. No, I still have to eat.
I'm sorry. Where were we?Copy !req
263. You were about to turn me down
and reconsideredCopy !req
264. once you realised I was gonna throw
a ton of money at you. Which I am.Copy !req
265. Ah!Copy !req
266. It's not about the money
for me anymore, Mrs Solis.Copy !req
267. If I don't feel
passionately about a client,Copy !req
268. I don't bring my A game to court.Copy !req
269. It'll take my A game
to save your husband.Copy !req
270. Is this about the gay-bashing thing?
He's innocent.Copy !req
271. He went berserk,
attacked a man in court.Copy !req
272. That was a jealousy thing.Copy !req
273. The man my husband was trying to
kill in court is not the least bit gay.Copy !req
274. Trust me.Copy !req
275. Your file also says
you're seeking conjugal visits.Copy !req
276. Trying to keep
the old marriage alive, huh?Copy !req
277. Why does everybody have a problem
with me having sex with my husband?Copy !req
278. Can I be frank?Copy !req
279. Only if it ends
with me getting what I want.Copy !req
280. - Your marriage is doomed.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
281. I've been doing this for a long time.Copy !req
282. I know what incarceration can do to a
relationship. Marriage is hard enough.Copy !req
283. But when you throw in cement walls
and armed guards, iron bars,Copy !req
284. it tends to go
downhill rather quickly...Copy !req
285. conjugal visits notwithstanding.
- But I...Copy !req
286. Listen, you want my advice? Walk away.Copy !req
287. You're young.Copy !req
288. Hey, you made a mistake.
You'll learn from it.Copy !req
289. Maybe next time you'll marry smarter.Copy !req
290. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have dinner reservations.Copy !req
291. Reservation.
You're eating alone, remember?Copy !req
292. And I have a feeling
it's not the first time.Copy !req
293. Sorry I
couldn't get here sooner.Copy !req
294. I forgot my husband had to take
our youngest to the paediatrician...Copy !req
295. That's all right, Mrs Scavo.Copy !req
296. So, what did Parker do?Copy !req
297. Are you aware that your son
has an imaginary friend?Copy !req
298. - Uh, Mrs Mulberry?
- Yes. We've met.Copy !req
299. Well, um, yesterday, Parker demandedCopy !req
300. that Mrs Mulberry
get her own easel during art.Copy !req
301. Which was fine,
but today it was a desk.Copy !req
302. And unfortunately,
we didn't have an extra desk.Copy !req
303. Oh.Copy !req
304. - That must have been ugly.
- It was.Copy !req
305. Patty was... rammed... with this.Copy !req
306. I am so sorry.Copy !req
307. Mrs Scavo, have you experienced
a death in your family recently?Copy !req
308. No. No. Why?Copy !req
309. lmaginary friends are often
created as a coping mechanism to...Copy !req
310. - To deal with loss.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
311. Or it might occur
as the result of some major changeCopy !req
312. or extensive alteration in their lives.Copy !req
313. Exactly. A manifestation
of some deep-seated unhappiness.Copy !req
314. Can you think of anything that mightCopy !req
315. shed a little bit of light
on this for us?Copy !req
316. Mrs Scavo?Copy !req
317. Thank you.Copy !req
318. The Golden Gate Bridge,Copy !req
319. what a great place to get
a picture of the sunset.Copy !req
320. So I lean out,
way over the rail to get the shot.Copy !req
321. Next thing I know, the police arrive.Copy !req
322. People had called 911
from their cell phones.Copy !req
323. Thought I was suicidal!Copy !req
324. I can't believe how well
those two are getting along.Copy !req
325. Yeah. It's freaky.Copy !req
326. Andrew is being polite and engaging.Copy !req
327. He's even laughing at George's jokes.Copy !req
328. That's why it's freaky.
George's jokes aren't funny.Copy !req
329. Ah! So, George,
can I ask you a question?Copy !req
330. - Uh, it's kind of personal.
- Sure.Copy !req
331. Have you ever actually
been with a woman?Copy !req
332. Excuse me?Copy !req
333. Well, let's be honest.Copy !req
334. It's obvious by the way that you
talk and act that you're not a player.Copy !req
335. So I was curious to find out
if you'd ever gotten in the game.Copy !req
336. My experience with women
is none of your business.Copy !req
337. Oh, I think it is.
I mean, you're dating my mom.Copy !req
338. And we both know that, at your age,Copy !req
339. dating's a little more
than holding hands.Copy !req
340. - We're not dating... exactly.
- Oh, sure you are.Copy !req
341. Know what? I think it's great.
But I want to make sure my mom's happy,Copy !req
342. and it would really set my mind at easeCopy !req
343. to know she's with a guy
that knows how to please a lady.Copy !req
344. This is inappropriate.Copy !req
345. You know,
my parents had a great sex life.Copy !req
346. Yeah, I heard them through
the wall in my bedroom once.Copy !req
347. Please shut up.Copy !req
348. You should have heard my mom too.
She had this... this weird moan.Copy !req
349. It was kind of like, um... Mmm...Copy !req
350. Uh!Copy !req
351. Isn't that bizarre? That's the sound
my mom makes when she climaxes.Copy !req
352. OK, time for cobbler. Sorry,
one of the dessert plates doesn't match.Copy !req
353. I tried to replace it,
but it's Spode Florence.Copy !req
354. It's a rare pattern.
Belonged to my grandmother.Copy !req
355. Hopefully once you taste the dessert
you'll forget about it.Copy !req
356. - I'm not hungry.
- You have to have this.Copy !req
357. It's absolutely scrumptious.Copy !req
358. Mmm...Copy !req
359. Mmm!Copy !req
360. That's it.Copy !req
361. - Go to your room!
- George!Copy !req
362. You heard me. Go to your room.Copy !req
363. Mr Williams, what's wrong?
Did I say something wrong?Copy !req
364. Bree, please back me up.Copy !req
365. - Well, what did he say?
- I can't say. It's too sordid.Copy !req
366. But he said it!Copy !req
367. Are you gonna back me up or what?Copy !req
368. I can't allow you to discipline my childCopy !req
369. if you won't even tell me what he did.Copy !req
370. George? George!Copy !req
371. Mrs Solis, David Bradley.Copy !req
372. I feel really bad
about the tone of our meeting.Copy !req
373. So to make up for it,
I'm gonna do you a favour.Copy !req
374. The more I think, the more I'm convinced
your marriage is a train wreck.Copy !req
375. The gnarly type.
You know, mass casualties.Copy !req
376. Anyway, I'm passing on the name
of a great divorce lawyer, Kier...Copy !req
377. You have some nerve leaving
that message on my machine.Copy !req
378. - You realise this is inappropriate.
- I will tell you what is inappropriate:Copy !req
379. You making sweeping assumptions
about the state of my marriage.Copy !req
380. - Care for a drink?
- No.Copy !req
381. I like to keep a clear head
when I'm telling people off.Copy !req
382. What makes you think you know
anything about me or my husband?Copy !req
383. Your husband's record
speaks for itself. With you,Copy !req
384. I had to rely on my instincts.Copy !req
385. The same instincts
that picked out that cologne?Copy !req
386. You're privileged.Copy !req
387. You're pampered. You're spoiled.Copy !req
388. You want what you want when you want it.
You want excitement.Copy !req
389. A quickie every five months in a prison
trailer isn't gonna scratch that itch.Copy !req
390. With all due respect,
I will decide for myselfCopy !req
391. what needs to be scratched and when.Copy !req
392. Mrs Solis, you are a beautiful...
desirable woman.Copy !req
393. Now, your husband is a dim-witted,
corrupt, violent criminal.Copy !req
394. You could do... so much better.Copy !req
395. - Are you hitting on me?
- What would you say if I were?Copy !req
396. I'd say, "I'm pregnant."Copy !req
397. So I see you're stuck.Copy !req
398. I'm not stuck, Mr Bradley.
Believe it or not, I love my husband.Copy !req
399. I charge $ 700 an hour. Plus Xeroxing.Copy !req
400. I'll pay you six. I expect
a conjugal visit tomorrow by noon.Copy !req
401. Aren't you demanding.Copy !req
402. Like you said,
I want what I want when I want it.Copy !req
403. A woman I talked to at social services
said a lot of runaways hang out here.Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. Just happy to be
spending the day with you.Copy !req
406. At homeless shelters and bus stations?Copy !req
407. I'm gonna go ask these guys
if they've seen Zach.Copy !req
408. We'll cover more ground if we split up.Copy !req
409. OK.Copy !req
410. Thanks.Copy !req
411. Have you seen this boy?Copy !req
412. Missing kid. Anyone?Copy !req
413. Going once, going twice...Copy !req
414. Oh, do you mind keeping those?Copy !req
415. And pass them out
when people get their ice cream?Copy !req
416. Huh!Copy !req
417. - What?
- Oh, isn't that him? Over there?Copy !req
418. Oh!Copy !req
419. Zach? Zach!Copy !req
420. Oh, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
421. Don't, don't, don't! Zach, don't! Don't!Copy !req
422. Zach, don't run away! Wait! Come on!Copy !req
423. Just... Would you get back here?Copy !req
424. Come on, really, let's just talk.Copy !req
425. Damn it, Zach!Copy !req
426. It's enough already...Copy !req
427. Nobody here has seen Zach,Copy !req
428. but there's a halfway house on
the west side I want to check... out...Copy !req
429. Are you OK?Copy !req
430. I got you some ice cream.Copy !req
431. You did?Copy !req
432. But then I got hungry.Copy !req
433. So I just threw my ice cream
at him and ran.Copy !req
434. - Somebody say something.
- Thank God you were in flats.Copy !req
435. I'm recovering from,
"Mike is Zach's real father."Copy !req
436. I should have told Mike I saw Zach.
I'm a horrible person, right?Copy !req
437. Oh, Susan, come on.
Zach attacked Felicia.Copy !req
438. He blew up your kitchen.
Evidently he tried to kill Mike.Copy !req
439. I think we can all agree
this kid's a freak.Copy !req
440. What do you think, Bree?Copy !req
441. Well, I think, given
everything that's happened,Copy !req
442. um, it's perfectly justified
that you'd be frightened of Zach.Copy !req
443. But?Copy !req
444. But Zach is Mary Alice's son.Copy !req
445. He grew up playing in our yards.Copy !req
446. If he has any hope of surviving,Copy !req
447. I have to believe he's better off here
than on the streets.Copy !req
448. I couldn't have imagined how much
going back to work would upset Parker.Copy !req
449. Look, he's gonna be fine.Copy !req
450. He's just got to get used
to Daddy providing all the love.Copy !req
451. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I am kidding.Copy !req
452. Look, kids are resilient. He will adapt.Copy !req
453. Tom, he attacked a teacher
with an umbrella.Copy !req
454. It was a poke. He poked her.Copy !req
455. I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't be working?Copy !req
456. The kids would benefit
from having two stay-at-home parents.Copy !req
457. Although buying food
might become an issue.Copy !req
458. Maybe I could change my work schedule,
try and get some flextime.Copy !req
459. - Would Nina go for that?
- No.Copy !req
460. No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
461. It would help if you came up
with some ideas.Copy !req
462. - How about hugs?
- Hugs?Copy !req
463. I read in one of those magazines
that kids are supposed to getCopy !req
464. ten hugs a day. It makes them feel
more secure. I say pile on the hugs.Copy !req
465. - And that'll fix everything? Hugs?
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. Come here.Copy !req
467. Come here.Copy !req
468. Hi.Copy !req
469. Hi.Copy !req
470. - It's working, isn't it?
- Shut up.Copy !req
471. Hey, buddy. You busy?Copy !req
472. Yes. Mrs Mulberry is reading to me.Copy !req
473. Well, isn't she nice. But it's time
for bed. So I'm gonna tuck you in, OK.Copy !req
474. No!Copy !req
475. I know things have been hard
for you since I started back to work.Copy !req
476. But it is just as hard
for me to be away from you.Copy !req
477. And you just have to remember
that even when I'm not around,Copy !req
478. my love for you is real.Copy !req
479. You may not be able to see it, but
it's not imaginary like Mrs Mulberry.Copy !req
480. It's real.Copy !req
481. OK, honey?Copy !req
482. Mrs Mulberry is real,
and she said you're a liar.Copy !req
483. Parker.Copy !req
484. - Parker...
- We're reading!Copy !req
485. I... I don't understand.
Why can't we see each other anymore?Copy !req
486. Because ever since I found out
what Andrew said to you,Copy !req
487. I've been doing some soul-searching.Copy !req
488. I realise that everything that's
happened is completely my fault.Copy !req
489. - Oh, no. That's ridiculous.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
490. All the things Andrew's been saying
and the way he's been acting,Copy !req
491. it's connected to his father's death.Copy !req
492. It's clear that I need
to spend more timeCopy !req
493. focusing on him and his needs.Copy !req
494. You know, you're right.
You do need to focus on Andrew.Copy !req
495. Thank you, George,
for being so understanding.Copy !req
496. Of course.Copy !req
497. So, have you thought about counselling?Copy !req
498. That place you sent him to,
that behavioural modification camp?Copy !req
499. - He got counselling there?
- I only sent him thereCopy !req
500. because his behaviour at the time
was so completely out of bounds.Copy !req
501. You... You don't think that
what he said to me was out of bounds?Copy !req
502. I just think if I spend a lot
of time with him, it'll really help.Copy !req
503. Why not both? Let him spend a few
months with some caring professionalsCopy !req
504. - and then bring him home.
- What he said to you was horribly rude.Copy !req
505. But that camp,
it's extreme, and, I mean,Copy !req
506. unless I felt like Andrew was
getting really out of control, then...Copy !req
507. Well, let's hope
it doesn't come to that.Copy !req
508. You know, in spite of everything
that's happened, I really like Andrew.Copy !req
509. - Oh, George, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
510. The truth is... he reminds me of me.Copy !req
511. Conjugal rules
are you got 45 minutes.Copy !req
512. We call every 15 minutes
to make sure you're here. Understand?Copy !req
513. Yes, we got it. Uh, we interrupt our
lovemaking to answer the phone,Copy !req
514. or you call out the dogs. OK.Copy !req
515. I'm ready whenever you... obviously are.Copy !req
516. Carlos, are we gonna make it?Copy !req
517. We just did. You wanna go again?Copy !req
518. No, I'm talking about us.Copy !req
519. Our relationship. Our marriage.Copy !req
520. Carlos, you're gonna be a father.Copy !req
521. When you get out of here,
you're gonna need to get a jobCopy !req
522. and make an honest living
for me and our child.Copy !req
523. Babe, I've learned my lesson.Copy !req
524. OK, when I get out of here,
everything's gonna be different.Copy !req
525. We're gonna start over
with a new life and a great family,Copy !req
526. and nothing is gonna
get in the way of that.Copy !req
527. Hey, so you never told me,Copy !req
528. how's the new lawyer? You like him?Copy !req
529. Yeah.Copy !req
530. Yeah, I'm still here.Copy !req
531. OK. Enough chitchat.Copy !req
532. We only have 30 minutes left.
And I want to make the most of it.Copy !req
533. OK, please don't run.Copy !req
534. - I can't. I hurt my foot.
- How?Copy !req
535. I landed on it funny
when I was running away from you.Copy !req
536. - What do you want?
- To talk to you.Copy !req
537. - Why?
- Because I have a lot of things to say.Copy !req
538. So you can just listen.
I'll buy you some food.Copy !req
539. When was the last time you ate?Copy !req
540. My dad's alive? Where is he?Copy !req
541. I don't know. He disappeared.Copy !req
542. But Mike did not kill him.
He's alive. You swear.Copy !req
543. - I swear.
- Maybe he's in Utah.Copy !req
544. I know that he used
to have a life there, before me.Copy !req
545. I just... I just need
to get some money and find him.Copy !req
546. Zach, you know what I think?
I think you should come back with me.Copy !req
547. - Why?
- There are still people at homeCopy !req
548. that care about you. And there's
things that you need to know.Copy !req
549. Like what?Copy !req
550. Well, I can't tell you.Copy !req
551. You messed up
a lot of people's lives, Zach.Copy !req
552. - You can't run away from that.
- Do you mean Julie?Copy !req
553. What?Copy !req
554. I know that I messed up her life.Copy !req
555. But I didn't mean to.Copy !req
556. I really miss her out here.Copy !req
557. I think about her all the time.Copy !req
558. Yeah, well,
Julie's a really special girl.Copy !req
559. Has she said anything about me?Copy !req
560. If she has, then I might
still have a chance with her.Copy !req
561. If I come back with you,
then I could make it up to her.Copy !req
562. Do you know what I think?Copy !req
563. I think you're right.Copy !req
564. I think you should try
to find your father first.Copy !req
565. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. Now that you know he's OK,
you should go to him.Copy !req
567. He'll want to take care of you.
That's what parents do.Copy !req
568. Let me help.Copy !req
569. How much money do you
think you'll need to get to Utah?Copy !req
570. Daddy! I can't find
Mrs Mulberry's umbrella. Where is it?Copy !req
571. I don't know, sport.
Honey, have you seen the umbrella?Copy !req
572. No. Can't say that I have.Copy !req
573. OK, listen. Don't worry about it.
I'm sure Mrs Mulberry is around here.Copy !req
574. Or, uh... maybe she's not.Copy !req
575. She could have left.Copy !req
576. You know,Copy !req
577. maybe she had some other
little boy that she needed to help.Copy !req
578. - Like who?
- I don't know.Copy !req
579. It could be
a little boy in, uh... England.Copy !req
580. Named... Spencer.Copy !req
581. - Lynette?
- This is conjecture on my part,Copy !req
582. but it is possible
that someone like little SpencerCopy !req
583. needs Mrs Mulberry moreCopy !req
584. cos he doesn't have a daddyCopy !req
585. and a mommy who love him.Copy !req
586. Yeah. That's it. He's an orphan.Copy !req
587. With no hands. OK?Copy !req
588. You're so sweet. Come here.Copy !req
589. I love you. Are you all right?
OK. Go get dressed.Copy !req
590. What have you done to Mrs Mulberry?Copy !req
591. Until there's a body,
there's no evidence of a crime.Copy !req
592. Mrs Mulberry! She's back!Copy !req
593. Oh... goodie.Copy !req
594. Mrs Mulberry's back!Copy !req
595. - She got ran over. She's dead.
- Don't you worry. I'm here.Copy !req
596. Maybe it's OK, buddy.
Maybe we can call 911, or...Copy !req
597. No, Tom. She's gone.Copy !req
598. Swimmers, take your marks.Copy !req
599. - George, what are you doing here?
- Don't worry, Bree, I'll be quick.Copy !req
600. I thought about what you said,
and you're right.Copy !req
601. - Andrew needs his space.
- Well, thank you, George.Copy !req
602. It's best that I stay away.Copy !req
603. And I completely understand
if you want to change pharmacists.Copy !req
604. But I did want
to give you a little goodbye gift.Copy !req
605. George! It's my pattern!
Where did you find it?Copy !req
606. I got lucky on an online auction.Copy !req
607. I love it! Thank you. Oh!Copy !req
608. George...Copy !req
609. Oh, George. George!Copy !req
610. George!Copy !req
611. Andrew! What are you doing?Copy !req
612. Andrew!Copy !req
613. Get off of him, Andrew!Copy !req
614. - Stop it!
- Are you crazy? Knock it off!Copy !req
615. Did you see him? He was kissing her!Copy !req
616. Oh, my God, you're bleeding.Copy !req
617. - That freak was kissing her!
- I don't care. Calm down, now!Copy !req
618. The world
is filled with good fathers.Copy !req
619. How do we recognise them?Copy !req
620. They're the ones
who are missed so terriblyCopy !req
621. that everything falls apart
in their absence.Copy !req
622. They're the ones who love usCopy !req
623. long before we've even arrived.Copy !req
624. They're the ones
who come looking for usCopy !req
625. when we can't find our way home.Copy !req
626. Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
627. Because of me,Copy !req
628. my son's imaginary friend
got crushed by a garbage truck.Copy !req
629. I am the
worst person in the world.Copy !req
630. Yes, the world
is filled with good fathers.Copy !req
631. Honey, he is gonna
get over this in no time.Copy !req
632. Trust me.Copy !req
633. And one day, when he is all grown up,Copy !req
634. you and Parker are gonna
laugh hysterically about this.Copy !req
635. You really think so? Really?Copy !req
636. And the bestCopy !req
637. are the ones who make
the women in their lives...Copy !req
638. I promise.Copy !req
639. feel like good mothers.Copy !req