1. Desperate Housewives S02E22 No One Is Alone
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2. it seems on his last three trips east, he cashed in his first-class ticket
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3. and took a detour to atlantic city.
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4. Lynette received some disturbing news...
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5. he said it was okay for me to kiss her.
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6. What else did your brother tell you?
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7. Caleb revealed a secret...
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8. susan made a first class confession...
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9. you're going to leave me out here in the middle of nowhere?
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10. I can't be around you anymore.I'm just not strong enough.
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11. And bree made the most difficult decision of her life.
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12. susan mayer had always believed the one good thing about hard times
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13. is that you get to find out who your friends really are.
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14. When her grandmother died, it was bree who brought homemade cookies.
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15. When the critics panned her third book,
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16. it was gabrielle who hired the handsome masseur.
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17. When her divorce became final, it was lynette who poured the scotch.
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18. Sadly, susan's life had been shattered once again...
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19. but as always, her friends had come to help pick up the pieces.
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20. Susan? We've all been talking. We've decided you and julie should stay with bree.
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21. Oh, thanks. No, that's okay. We'll stay at a motel.
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22. Absolutely not.
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23. Just give me an hour or two to straighten up andrew's room, and then you can bring your...
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24. selves over.
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25. I don't deserve friends like you.
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26. We're aware of that.
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27. susan, you're running low on trash bags. I'm going to run to the store.
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28. Thanks, orson. Thanks for coming.
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29. You know, you didn't have to do this.
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30. Hey, it's my pleasure.
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31. Mrs. Mayer!
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32. Hi. Bud penrod, town and country insurance—the "can-do" people.
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33. Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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34. Yeah. Look at that.
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35. Well, that's no fun at all, is it?
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36. No. No, it isn'T.
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37. So when am I gonna get the check?
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38. 'Cause I have a lot of rebuilding to do.I need to get started.
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39. Yeah, well, I'm afraid that's going to be a while.
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40. You see, the fire department has ruled that this was arson.
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41. Arson?
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42. Yeah. So we can't give you any money until we finish our investigation.
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43. Who would wanna burn down my house?
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44. I don't know.Do you have any enemies?
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45. No. No, look it. The whole neighborhood turned out to help.
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46. I'm very popular.
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47. And there's no one among them that wishes you ill?
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48. Oh, no, no. Everybody's been very helpful.
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49. Um, everybody likes me. Absolutely...
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50. everyone.
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51. Yes, hard times were what susan used to distinguish who was a friend and who wasn'T.
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52. Not everyone enjoys being a small part of a large community.
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53. Indeed, some yearn to leave the stress and noise of constant companionship behind them
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54. so they strike out on their own,
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55. hoping their solitude will bring a little peace and quiet.
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56. It's only then they discover how dangerous it is...
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57. to be alone in the world.
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58. zach, did you get the trash?
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59. How'd you get in here?
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60. Hiya, paul.
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61. I stood at the back door shouting and shouting. Were you in the little boys room?
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62. I'm calling the police.
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63. No need. I just needed to borrow some flour.
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64. I'm a little bit psychic, and I predict fresh-baked cookies in your future.
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65. Zachary.
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66. What'd she want?
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67. She was in the cupboard.
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68. Get a trash bag. We're throwing everything away.
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69. You think she was trying to poison us?
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70. All I know is we're eating out tonight.
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71. What do you want?
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72. this is a little awkward, and I apologize in advance for how this is gonna sound, but
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73. um... by any chance, did... you burn down my house?
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74. Yes.
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75. What?
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76. Yes, I burnt down your house, you sleazy little whore.
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77. Edie!
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78. Why would you do that?
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79. Can you blame me, after sending me that acid letter?
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80. Letter? What letter?
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81. From one where you admitted to stabbing me in the back by sleeping with karl.
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82. You weren't supposed to get that.
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83. I stole that back from the mailman.
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84. So you were trying to hide the truth from me?
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85. This is not what we should focus on right now. The point is,
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86. you maliciously set fire to my house.
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87. Look, I admit I might have... overreacted a tad.
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88. A tad? Edie, I have no roof!
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89. You can't just go around burning down people's homes.
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90. Why not? You burnt down my home.
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91. You stole mike from me.You slept with my fianc?
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92. That's the trifecta.
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93. You're lucky I didn't torch your car.
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94. That's it.
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95. I'm going to the police, and I'm telling them what you did.
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96. Did what?I didn't do anything.
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97. What? You just confessed.
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98. No, I didn't.
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99. Did anyone else hear me confess?
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100. hello? Hello?
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101. no witnesses.
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102. No evidence, no confession.
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103. I guess we're done here.
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104. You can go home now.
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105. Oh, wait. That's right.
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106. You don't have one.
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107. no, no, xiao-mei,I've told you a million times.No red meat for mr. Solis.
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108. My triglycerides are through the roof.
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109. Sweetie,I need some more cream.
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110. Xiao-mei, what's wrong?
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111. She smell.
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112. Who smells? Gaby?
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113. excuse me. What?
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114. Her perfume... make me sick.
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115. Honey, it's 100 bucks an ounce.
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116. That tends to make everyone a little nauseous.
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117. Xiao-mei, your boobs—are they tender?
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118. Carlos! Her boobs are none of your business.
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119. Gaby, think. She's sensitive to smell, nauseous and has swollen breasts.
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120. well, I just ran her blood work.
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121. It looks like the insemination was successful.
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122. Oh! Oh, my god.
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123. We're gonna have a baby!
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124. Now, you should know, since she's experiencing early symptoms,
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125. this might be a tough pregnancy for her.
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126. Not a problem. We are gonna treat her like a queen!
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127. Absolutely. You have nothing to worry about here.
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128. oh, mrs. Solis, you smell.
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129. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sorry.
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130. I think it's gonna be a kick having susan and julie stay with us.
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131. It'll be like living in a sorority. We'll stay up late and we'll gossip and make s'mores.
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132. Doesn't that sound like fun?
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133. Why are you pretending to be happy?
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134. I heard you walking around your room all night long... crying.
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135. I don't want to talk about it.
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136. Look, I know why you're worried, but
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137. andrew can take care of himself,
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138. and if he can't he shouldn't have run away in the first place.
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139. You know what? Maybe andrew leaving will be good for us.
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140. You are all I have left, and I am gonna be the best mother that I can be.
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141. There's definitely room for improvement.
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142. It's just...
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143. you kinda forgot my birthday.
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144. What?
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145. Yeah. It was six weeks ago.
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146. Oh, my god, danielle.I am so sorry.
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147. It's okay.You had a lot going on.
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148. I mean, andrew was suing you, and you were pretty wasted that month.
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149. Honey, you've gotta let me make it up to you.
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150. I-I'm gonna throw you a birthday party with all your friends, okay?
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151. That could be cool.
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152. You know what else I'd like?
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153. Name it. It's yours.
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154. I want andrew's room.
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155. You said he's probably not coming back, and I could really use the extra closet space.
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156. But, sweetheart, this is—this is his room.
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157. Mom, you forgot my birthday.
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158. You're really in no position to negotiate.
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159. Honey, where am I gonna putall of his things?
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160. And, you know, he might come back at some point.
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161. He won't.Like you said,I'm all you have left.
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162. Atlantic city?
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163. Yeah, it's last minute, but jerry got a great deal ona suite at one of the casinos,
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164. and a bunch of the old gangis coming in from new york,
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165. and god, it's been foreversince I have been, so how could I turn that down?
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166. Yeah, how, indeed?
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167. What?
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168. I didn't say anything.
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169. No, but you have that look.
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170. Is something wrong?--No!
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171. except that I know you've been to atlantic city three times
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172. in the last month without telling me.
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173. Ed found the receipts when he did the office audit.
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174. Other than that, no, nothing's wrong.
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175. tom, it would be better for your general well-being
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176. if you did not laughat this moment in time.
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177. Am I gonna have to ruin the surprise? Becauseit's a really good surprise.
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178. I'm thinking, yeah, ruin it.
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179. I have been going to atlantic city for business.
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180. I am up for a top spotwith jerry's firm, huffington promotions.
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181. And if you don'tbelieve me...
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182. you can call the C.E.O. Himself.
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183. I am... so happy and I'm so relieved.
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184. Did you think I was cheating?
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185. No! Absolutely not. Lynette...
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186. no! Okay, a little bit.
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187. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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188. Ed found receipts for flowers and theater tickets.I mean, by the way, did you—
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189. jerry and I went to a show, and the flowers were for milt's wife.
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190. I knew that. You didn'thave to tell me that. Why did you buy flowers for milt's wife?
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191. Lynette...
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192. sorry. Stop. Done talking. That's fantastic.
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193. I love you!
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194. I love you.
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195. carlos...
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196. what's going on?
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197. Xiao-mei is feeling under the weather, so I took up the vacuuming.
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198. Oh, well,I'm sorry to hear that.
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199. So, uh, did you move my beauty products? They're not in the bathroom.
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200. Why in the hell?
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201. I forgot to tell you.
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202. Uh, youcan't use that stuff anymore.
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203. It really triggers xiao-mei's morning sickness.
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204. All of it?Even my hair pomade?
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205. Gives me stomachache.
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206. Yeah, well, it gives me volume, so I guess we're both gonna have a problem.
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207. Do you have to be so high-maintenance?
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208. You're not a model, carlos. Maintenance is my only skill.
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209. Please, no fight.
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210. If mrs. Solis smell bad,I be okay.
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211. fine. I'll learn to live without product.
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212. But when my hairstarts smelling like hair,I don't wanna hear a word.
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213. Surprise!
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214. What the hell is that?
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215. Isn't it darling?
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216. I made it for your party.
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217. It's a big "1"and a big "7"... for "17."
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218. Were you up all night making that thing?
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219. Yeah. I just wasn't tired. Oh, I wanna show you what else I've planned.
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220. I think you're gonna love it.
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221. You got a fajita barand a juggler?
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222. No, relax. He's a very hip juggler.
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223. He only performs to beatles songs, and I saw the video, and it's absolutely thrilling.
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224. Mom, I don't want any of this stuff.It's not even my real birthday.
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225. Danielle, I just want you to have the best party you have ever hadin your entire life.
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226. I just want a few friends to come over and hang out.
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227. You can make a cake, but giant balloon numbers?
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228. I mean, come on. They would all make fun of me.
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229. Oh.
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230. Okay.
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231. Is that really necessary?
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232. Honey, I can't possibly put it in the garbage as is.
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233. It's just another morning with the van de kamps.
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234. Oh, susan, did I wake you?
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235. Uh, no. No, I was up.
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236. Well,I'm sorry about the noise.
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237. It's just that danielle doesn't want balloons, and I'm kind of pressed for time.
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238. Bree... are you okay?
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239. She said she doesn't want balloons.
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240. I'm fine.
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241. mom?
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242. Look, I know you're out there. Please, just talk to me.
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243. Mom, I need something to drink. Just some water, some juice. Something, anything. Please.
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244. Mom!
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245. You want me to say that I set caleb up?
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246. Yeah, I did it.
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247. I started thinking about all those years—
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248. years that we had to take care of him, and...
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249. I just thought maybe once he was gone,
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250. we could have a normal life.
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251. and I'm sorry.
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252. But, mom, you have gotto let me out of here now.
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253. Damn you!
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254. You were willing to stand by and let me murder your brother without reason.
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255. That's an unforgivable betrayal.
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256. I am so consumed with rage.
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257. It's best you stay in there, because if I let you out,I don't know what I might do to you.
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258. hello?
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259. I need edie to spillher guts.
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260. What do you know about wearing a wire?
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261. So you see the little red light?
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262. It's all voice-activated, so if the light's on, you're recording.
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263. Uh, let me show you how to tape it on.
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264. Oh, okay.
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265. Sorry if my hands are cold.
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266. Um... no, that's okay. They're fine.
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267. So you sure you wanna do this?
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268. Yeah. I'm sort of up against the wall.
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269. The insurance company needs proof fast,
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270. and things are sort of weirdat bree'S.I don't wanna over stay my welcome.
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271. Well, if things get tough, you can always stay here.
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272. Testing, testing.
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273. I'm sorry. Did you just invite me to move in with you?
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274. Well, you and julie in the spare bedroom.
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275. You've...
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276. you've been saying how you want to be friends again,
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277. and you're right.
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278. There's no reason we can't be friends.
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279. You sure that won't put a crimpin your, uh, dating life?
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280. You know, that girl you were at the movies with?
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281. No. That was a one-time thing.
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282. But what about that guy, though? Orson.
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283. Yeah, he just heard about the fire and came over to help. We're friends.
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284. Oh. So... neither of us is dating anybody.
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285. Guess not.
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286. I got my boarding pass.
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287. Do what you need to do and don't worry about the kids.I'll keep 'em out of trouble.
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288. Is this crazy?
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289. Following tom across the country just to spy on him?
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290. If he knewl was doing this...
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291. god, I don't thinkl can go through with this.
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292. Now, look, there's probably nothing going on,
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293. but you need to know the truth.
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294. Do I? I'm happy.I mean, I was.
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295. Why don't ijust look the other way and pretend nothing's wrong? Lots of women can do that.
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296. But we both knowyou're not one of them.
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297. And what if I see him with another woman?
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298. What then?
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299. I own a gun.
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300. you okay here?
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301. I'm fine. Why?
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302. It's just, people have been asking about the cake, and you've been
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303. icing it for over an hour.
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304. Well,I just keep messing it up.I don't know what's wrong with me.
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305. You're probably just tired.
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306. My mom and I heard you up all night.
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307. it just keeps coming out too thick.
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308. You know, people aren't gonna care if the icing isn't perfect.
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309. People care about details.
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310. Someday when danielle looks back,I want her to remember
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311. just how perfect her cake looked and how hard her mother worked to make her happy.
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312. This cake is a symbolof my love.
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313. Well, it looks delicious.
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314. happy birthday to you
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315. happy birthday to you
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316. happy birthday dear danielle
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317. stop! One of the candles went out.
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318. Um, we're gonna have to do this all over again.I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
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319. Mom, it's all right.
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320. Sweetheart, this is your special day. All of your candless hould be lit.
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321. It'll just take me two seconds.
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322. Is she serious?
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323. Welcometo my own private hell.
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324. That is some serious frosting.
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325. all righty.
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326. who touched this?
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327. Mom, what is the matter? It's just a little frosting.
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328. Somebody ruined your cake, and I wanna know who could be that thoughtless.
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329. Was it you? Or you?Who was it?
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330. Mom, please, you're embarrassing me.
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331. You. You look like a girlwho enjoys her frosting.
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332. No! No, I didn't touch it.
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333. It's just a cake, for god sakes. Will you please just cut it?
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334. Mrs. Van de kamp—
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335. open your mouth.I wanna smell your breath.
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336. It wasn't me! It was barbie.
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337. Barbie!
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338. what the hellis wrong with you?
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339. Now it's ruined! Everything is ruined!
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340. you can just... leave that there, and I'll, um... clean it up later.
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341. Xiao-mei, what are you doing in our bed?
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342. I said she could sleepin there from now on.
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343. It's got the bathroom,
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344. you know, in case she gets sickin the middle of the night.
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345. Well, what's wrong with the guest bathroom?
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346. It's too far away.
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347. It's right down the hall.
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348. Gaby, she needs her rest.
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349. And besides, that bed is much more comfortable than the one in the guest room.
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350. Yeah, I know. That's why I had the movers put it in here, where we sleep.
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351. Maybe I go to my bed.
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352. Yes, xiao-mei, that would be good.
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353. Fine.You can use our toilet.
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354. ow! Stop kicking me.
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355. I'm just tryingto get comfortable.
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356. Yeah, in a twin? Good luck.
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357. God, I want my bed back.
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358. We'll go buy a nice big onetomorrow and put it in here, okay?
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359. That is not the point.
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360. We area week into this pregnancy, and you're already puttingxiao-mei's needs before mine.
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361. Well, she's the priority now. She's the mother of my child.
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362. Like hell she is. That is my egg.
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363. You know what I mean. She's the...
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364. oven, carlos. The oven.A well-cared-for, well-paid oven.
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365. It came out wrong.I'm sorry, okay? Now can we justget some sleep?
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366. Babe, I'm sorry.I swear.I swear I didn't mean to.My leg just cramped up.
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367. Where are you going? That's my pillow!
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368. Good night.
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369. matthew!
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370. mom, come on.
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371. Oh, my god. What are you doing in there?
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372. Danielle, is that you?
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373. My mom found out what we did to caleb. She flipped out and locked me in here.
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374. Don't worry. I'll get you out.
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375. Be really careful, okay? Please, okay?I've never seen her like this before.
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376. She's seriously lost it this time.
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377. I know a little something about psycho moms.Trust me, I'll be fine.
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378. hey.
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379. Cleaning up after the big party?
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380. Yeah.
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381. You know, it's late.
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382. Why don't you, uh, go to bed and,
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383. you know, let julie and I help you with that in the morning?
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384. Oh, that's okay.I can't sleep anyway.
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385. Are you... okay?
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386. I take it you heard what happened.
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387. Yeah, when you flip out in front of the pep squad, word travels fast.
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388. It was the oddest sensation.I was fine,
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389. and everything was fine, and then suddenly I was on the outside of my body
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390. watching a woman who looked like me becoming a raving maniac.
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391. Bree, I'm worried about you.Do...
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392. do you think that you should see someone?
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393. Oh, no, I'm fine.I'm just tired, that's all.
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394. I just need a long rest, and then I'm gonna beas good as new.
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395. Okay, well, then why don't you stop and go to bed?
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396. Because, um, I can't sleep just yet.
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397. Why not?
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398. Because when I sleep,I dream,
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399. and when I dream,I keep seeing andrew's face in that rearview mirror.
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400. Okay, what are you talking about?
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401. Andrew, didn't run away.
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402. I, dropped him offin the middle of nowhere,
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403. told him that I couldn'tbe around him anymore, and then...
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404. I drove off.
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405. So I just need a little time to forget what I've done, and then I can sleep again.
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406. Hey.
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407. You know,I am not even tired.
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408. So... why don't I stay up and help you?
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409. That would be nice.
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410. hello?
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411. Hey, you.How you doing?
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412. Hey! Great.
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413. Great. How's atlantic city?Are you, um, winning some money?
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414. Oh, I'm about even.
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415. Actually, I'm heading backinto the casino right nowto try my luck again.
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416. Yeah? You're quite a gambler.
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417. where's jerry?
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418. Uh, jerry? He—he's right here. Hey, honey, how are the kids?
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419. Great. Great. They're in the day care room.
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420. I'M... looking at 'em right now.
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421. hey, why don't youwalk in there and, put 'em on the phone with meso I can say hi?
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422. Okay. Sure.
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423. First, can I talk to jerry?
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424. Why do you wanna talk to jerry?
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425. Well, just, you know, say hello.It's been a long time.
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426. wow, man, that is weird.
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427. Can you hear—do you hear that car alarm?
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428. Uh... no.
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429. It's strange, because I can hear it here and through the phone.
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430. Whoa. That's weird kind of feedback, you know?
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431. physics can be spookythat way. Listen, I gotta go.I gotta go.
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432. Ed is talking to me, and, um,I'll call you back later?
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433. Um, okay.
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434. Okay, bye.
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435. Bye, honey.
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436. 9-1-1.Is this an emergency?
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437. I think so.
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438. My neighbor, paul young, has been threatening me.
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439. Is he there right now?
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440. No.
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441. Ma'am, until he actuallydoes something, there's nothingwe can do.
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442. Well, I won't live in fear anymore.
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443. If you people refuse to confront him,
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444. I guess I'll just have to do it myself.
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445. no, edie, wait.
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446. Um, I don't wanna fight.
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447. I know that we've hadour differences, but, you know, we hada friendship going there,
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448. and I just think we owe itto ourselves to talk about what happened.
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449. What's there to talk about? It happened.
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450. I walked down to your house...
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451. I had a watering can...
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452. what?
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453. filled it with gasoline and...
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454. boom! Laughed my ass off.
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455. Okay, wait. Could you just swallow?
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456. 'Cause I couldn't really... what you were saying—
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457. and that was basically it.
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458. One of the best days of my life.
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459. Well, see, you were chewing, and so I didn't really hear what you said.
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460. Could you just say it again?
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461. I burnt your house down.It was great. What do you want?
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462. So, uh, y-you then a-admit
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463. burning down my house on purpose?
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464. You're wearing a wire, aren't you?
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465. Huh?
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466. Open that blouse. What?
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467. Open that blouse!
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468. you can't outrun me, mayer!I'm in the best shapeof my life!
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469. Well, good, then you'll be prime meat picking when you go to jail!
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470. You give it!
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471. bite me!
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472. No! No!
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473. what the hell? Huh.
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474. Nine months of long nights on the couch loomed before gabrielle...
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475. and she had decided she would not take it lying down.
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476. So she dipped into her supply of forbidden perfumes...
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477. determined that in this battle...
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478. she would be the one to come out smelling like a rose.
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479. I think I take nap now.
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480. Yeah, sure, knock yourself out.
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481. Aah!
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482. honey?
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483. Boys?
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484. Anybody home?
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485. Hey, mrs. Mccluskey, excuse me.You haven't seenlynette around, have you?
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486. She's not home. She's not answering her cell phone.
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487. She packed up the kids and the puppy and left.
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488. Packed 'em up? Why?
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489. She followed you to atlantic city. She knows about your other woman.
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490. Boy, you're just lucky you're not my husband.
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491. Hi.
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492. okay, first, let me say,I'm really sorryabout the yellowjackets.
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493. And... also, no matter how mad I am about what you did,
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494. I don't want to see you go to prison.
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495. So I came with a solution.
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496. Why don't you just come forward and tell the police that
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497. you saw some vagrant lurking by my garage with a can of gasoline?
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498. And if you do that, then I'll destroy the tape.
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499. And then the insurance company will pay the claim. Nobody gets hurt.
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500. Does that sound good?
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501. come closer.
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502. take your stinking deal and shove it.
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503. Edie...
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504. every time something bad happens to me, you're standing nearby.
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505. Well, I've had it.No more pretending to be friends. When I get outta here,
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506. I'm gonna destroy you.
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507. Okay, I'm just gonna think that this is the meds talking,
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508. and I'll come back tomorrow.
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509. Don't bother.
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510. Okay, edie,I'm in trouble here.
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511. Oh, I'm sure you'll turn on the waterworks, and the whole neighborhood will come running.
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512. They always do.
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513. That's not true.
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514. Sure, it is.
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515. You never miss an opportunity to play the victim,
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516. and you think just because everybody always comes to your rescue,
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517. it means that you're loved.
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518. Well, it doesn't.
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519. It means that you're helpless.
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520. Now get out.
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521. Just get out.
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522. Hey there.
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523. Hi.
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524. So you given any thought to staying at my place?
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525. Oh, yeah, that. Um...
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526. look, I really appreciatethe offer, but I think I'm gonna have to pass.
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527. Really?--Yeah.
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528. I think it's best.
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529. I don't wanna get a rep around here for being a charity case, you know?
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530. Well, I didn't mean it that way—just one friend helping out another.
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531. I know, but I can figure this out on my own.
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532. At least I'm gonna try.
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533. You know, I'm stronger than people give me credit for.
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534. I really am.
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535. Well, if there's anything I can do...
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536. you know what would be nice?
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537. Why don't you just stop over for coffee sometime?
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538. Okay.
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539. I mean, that is after I get running water and electricity again...
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540. and a coffeemaker.
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541. I hope you're happy. That poor girl
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542. can hardly even come upstairs now because of you.
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543. Carlos, stop with the dance.It's already in the wallpaper.
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544. Now I swear, if anything happens to that kid because of you...
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545. oh, it's perfume, not toxic gas.
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546. Why are you acting this way?
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547. Because I seethe writing on the wall, and it scares the hell out of me.
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548. Meaning what?
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549. From the second xiao-mei got pregnant, you have found a million
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550. and oneways to tell me that that baby is more important to you than me.
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551. Oh, come on, gaby.
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552. No! Men can't help it. When they become fathers, they become lousy husbands,
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553. and some wives don't mind, but you didn't marryone of those women.
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554. I don't think I can sleepin here tonight.
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555. The air's just a little too toxic.
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556. she kick you out, too?
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557. Marriage is complicated,xiao-mei.You'll find that out someday.
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558. You feel like watching some trashy american tv?
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559. I make you sandwich. Roast beef.
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560. oh, man. Gaby's got meon this health kick thing. She'll kill meif I eat red meat.
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561. I will not tell.
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562. Taste good?
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563. Real good.
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564. Matthew, wake up.I have your breakfast.
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565. I might be furious with you, but never let it be saidthat I'm cruel.
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566. I advise you not to charge this door, because I am not in the mood for any unpleasantness.
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567. Matthew? Matthew?
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568. jeez, danielle! I thought you were just gonna steal the key.
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569. Let's just get out of here.
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570. mother, matthew and I are running away together, and we're never coming back.
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571. If you want me to be happy, you won't try to find us.
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572. Living in that house with you was like being in a prison.
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573. You drove me to do this, so I hope you'll blame yourself.
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574. Have a nice life. Danielle.
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575. Hello.
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576. My name is bree van de kamp, and I'd like to admit myself for psychiatric observation.
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577. All right, what seems to be the problem?
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578. I think I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
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579. Damn it!
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580. what the hell?
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581. That psychotic bitch.
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582. there was no confrontation.
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583. Felicia tillman's the one who made the call. She's the anonymous tip.
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584. Let's just go over there right now.
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585. I guarantee you, the woman is having a cocktail, laughing her ass off.
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586. We're not going anywhere yet, sir.
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587. yes, I know there's blood everywhere.
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588. She probably got it from a pig so she can vandalize everything I own.
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589. Sergeant...
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590. what is it?
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591. Put your hands where I can see 'em.
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592. Oh, man, she's good.
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593. It's a shocking moment for each of us,
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594. that moment we realize we are all alone in this world.
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595. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us.
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596. The husband we trust so implicitly might betray us...
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597. the daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us.
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598. And then we could end up all by ourselves.
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599. Of course, some see great value in going it alone.
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600. For example...
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601. sorry about the dust, mrs. Huber.
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602. We don't get too many tourists this far up the mountain.
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603. First snows come, and this placeis completely cut off.
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604. Dropping off the face of the earth—now that's what I call a vacation.
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605. I'm sorry.
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606. Sometimes I'm just all thumbs.
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