1. Desperate Housewives S02E13 2nd audio There's Something About a WarCopy !req
2. If you come between me
and my husband, I will take you down.Copy !req
3. Bring it on.Copy !req
4. - Gabrielle threatened a nun.
- You're good to go.Copy !req
5. Susan hit on her doctor.Copy !req
6. So you came to ask me out?
Because I'll say yes.Copy !req
7. And Bree's daughter
let her intentions be known.Copy !req
8. It's amazing how far
we're willing to go...Copy !req
9. Andrew, give me one reason
why I shouldn't call the police.Copy !req
10. - Because I'm your son.
all in the name of love.Copy !req
11. If there was one thing
Edie Britt understood,Copy !req
12. it was the nature of war.Copy !req
13. After two failed marriages
and countless rocky romances,Copy !req
14. she had learned
that love was a battlefield.Copy !req
15. And the easiest way to survive
the carnage...Copy !req
16. was total surrender.Copy !req
17. I was thinking a vacation to Rome
would be so romantic.Copy !req
18. Vegas is cheaper.Copy !req
19. Oh.Copy !req
20. Could you put your underwear
in the hamper?Copy !req
21. Can you do it?
You're standing right there.Copy !req
22. I've got a hankering
for Chinese food tonight.Copy !req
23. Oh, I'm so over rice.
Let's do pizza.Copy !req
24. But the day comes
for every soldierCopy !req
25. when she must take a stand...Copy !req
26. - What do you think you're doing?
and fight.Copy !req
27. It's time for my game.Copy !req
28. I want to watch my movie.Copy !req
29. Edie...Copy !req
30. this is important to me.Copy !req
31. Fine. I have stuff to do anyway.Copy !req
32. You see,
when it came to men,Copy !req
33. Edie had a battle plan
all her own.Copy !req
34. Got five minutes for Edie?Copy !req
35. Wow.Copy !req
36. That's some knot you tied.Copy !req
37. Yeah? Well, it's no fun
if it's not tight.Copy !req
38. - You know what would be hot?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
39. Whipped cream.Copy !req
40. Oh, you are so bad.Copy !req
41. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
42. Yes, Edie Britt
understood the nature of war.Copy !req
43. Edie, it's been ten minutes!Copy !req
44. Where's the damn whipped cream?Copy !req
45. She also knew that to the victor...Copy !req
46. Edie! Edie!Copy !req
47. go the spoils.Copy !req
48. The guest bedroom on
the second floor of the Applewhite houseCopy !req
49. had the best view
in all of Wisteria Lane.Copy !req
50. From its windows, one could seeCopy !req
51. from Mike Delfino's house
on one end of the street,Copy !req
52. all the way to the old Huber place
on the other.Copy !req
53. But unfortunately
for the room's newest guest,Copy !req
54. the view was about to change...Copy !req
55. dramatically.Copy !req
56. What on earth is he doing out?Copy !req
57. Caleb, go up to your room.Copy !req
58. Mom and I gotta have a talk now.Copy !req
59. His room?
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
60. Relax. I've taped newspapers
to the windows. People can't see in.Copy !req
61. - Get back here.
- We had a talk.Copy !req
62. He understands what will
happen if he's discovered.Copy !req
63. For five seconds
he understands. Then he forgets.Copy !req
64. We can protect him without
treating him like an animal.Copy !req
65. I am keeping him safe.Copy !req
66. From the police,
from the Fosters, from himself...Copy !req
67. He is not going back downstairs!Copy !req
68. Since when do you talk to me like that?Copy !req
69. Since I share in the risk.Copy !req
70. I have a few announcements.Copy !req
71. I'd like to acknowledge Mrs Herbert
for spearheading the potluck dinner.Copy !req
72. Her hard work and tuna melt...Copy !req
73. She's adorable, isn't she?Copy !req
74. She's OK.Copy !req
75. The Women's Ministry will...Copy !req
76. - Ours will be gorgeous.
- Knock it off.Copy !req
77. - Knock what off?
- Babies, babies, babies.Copy !req
78. You sound like a broken record.
I just had a miscarriage.Copy !req
79. It'll take time before I'm ready
to get pregnant again.Copy !req
80. Any idea when you'll be ready?
Ballpark?Copy !req
81. Stop it! Let's just enjoy
the here and now.Copy !req
82. We're together, our marriage
is back on track, life is good.Copy !req
83. Before we wrap up, we have a dear friend
back from her missionary tripCopy !req
84. to tell us about her experiences,
Sister Mary Bernard.Copy !req
85. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
86. Shh!Copy !req
87. Danielle?Copy !req
88. - Honey, are you in there?
- Um, I'm doing homework.Copy !req
89. Really? I'm holding your backpack
with all your books.Copy !req
90. Hold on.Copy !req
91. Thanks, Mom. I was doing
a little research online.Copy !req
92. I'll grab some of your laundry.Copy !req
93. - No, please, not right now.
- Honey, stop complaining.Copy !req
94. One day you'll wish that someone
were offering to do your laundry.Copy !req
95. Danielle, question.Copy !req
96. Is there a black man
hiding under your bed?Copy !req
97. What's going on?Copy !req
98. I thought you should know
that I found your sonCopy !req
99. hiding underneath my daughter's bed.Copy !req
100. And it just seems to me that...Copy !req
101. Inside, right now.Copy !req
102. I apologise for my son's behaviour.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
103. I put the house up for sale,
and we're moving.Copy !req
104. Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
105. - How's it going?
- Oh, not good.Copy !req
106. I am trying to salvage the pitchCopy !req
107. from the Black's Frozen Yogurt
campaign.Copy !req
108. - You know what kills me?
- Yeah?Copy !req
109. Here we are at T minus nine hours
and 11 minutesCopy !req
110. from the biggest pitch
in our company's history,Copy !req
111. and I have nothing
even vaguely presentable.Copy !req
112. - I'll get the coffee.
- Thank you.Copy !req
113. So, you wanna... You wanna go over it
and toss some ideas around?Copy !req
114. No, that's OK.
I know you're exhausted.Copy !req
115. You should go to bed.Copy !req
116. Come on, honey.
Let's do this, let's nail this sucker.Copy !req
117. What do we got?Copy !req
118. We've got nothing.Copy !req
119. OK, OK.Copy !req
120. "Black's Frozen Yogurt: Let
your taste buds come in from the cold."Copy !req
121. OK, whatever,
I'm just knocking the rust off.Copy !req
122. I can do better.
I can do better than that.Copy !req
123. "The fro-yo
that makes you go whoa."Copy !req
124. Come on, I'm sorry,
I just really need to focus here.Copy !req
125. "Black's Frozen Yogurt:
Because our cows are better."Copy !req
126. Or, no... Or, "Frogurt. Frogurt!
It's fun to eat, fun to say."Copy !req
127. - That's actually good.
- Really?Copy !req
128. No, the cow part.
That could work.Copy !req
129. We'll... We'll make them into
characters, we'll humanise them and...Copy !req
130. Oh! I know! I know!
Celebrity cow spokespeople.Copy !req
131. Yes! Yes! That's exactly
what I was thinking.Copy !req
132. You know, make them
into, like, famous characters.Copy !req
133. Like, uh, Reverend Moonie.
What do you think of that?Copy !req
134. They can't all be gems.Copy !req
135. Oh.Copy !req
136. - Thank you, I had a fabulous time.
- Me too.Copy !req
137. Well, I guess
I better get going.Copy !req
138. Oh, um, well, uh, Julie's staying
at her father's house,Copy !req
139. - and I'm... I'm all alone here.
- Oh.Copy !req
140. Yeah. Sometimes it actually
makes me a little nervous.Copy !req
141. Turn the TV on.
That's what I do.Copy !req
142. Oh, that's a good idea.Copy !req
143. I forgot, I have a bottle of wine.Copy !req
144. It's already chilled,
right in the refrigerator,Copy !req
145. and that'll just really relax me.Copy !req
146. Right, that's good.Copy !req
147. So, um, we're still good for Thursday?Copy !req
148. Uh, yeah. Yeah, Thursday's great.Copy !req
149. So, um...Copy !req
150. good night.Copy !req
151. - Do I just repulse you?
- No! Why?Copy !req
152. We've been on three datesCopy !req
153. and you just keep acting
like a perfect gentleman.Copy !req
154. And, uh...Copy !req
155. it's getting a little old.
- OK, make no mistake,Copy !req
156. I'm inches from ripping off
your clothes right now.Copy !req
157. - And you're stopping yourself, why?
- I'm still your doctor,Copy !req
158. and it's not quite ethical yet.Copy !req
159. - Oh. So why are we dating?
- Look, it's only temporary.Copy !req
160. Once you're well and I'm done
treating you, all bets are off.Copy !req
161. OK. Hmm.Copy !req
162. - Oh, what the hell.
- Oh...Copy !req
163. OK, that sort of felt unethical.Copy !req
164. Oh.Copy !req
165. - Thank you for meeting with me.
- Sure.Copy !req
166. I'd have invited you into the house,
but the place is a real pigsty.Copy !req
167. Carlos, I'm a nun, not a moron.
I know Gabrielle despises me.Copy !req
168. She's just jealous of you, that's all.Copy !req
169. Of me? Well, isn't that silly.Copy !req
170. She refuses to believe
that I can connect with anyoneCopy !req
171. on a spiritual level.Copy !req
172. We do have an amazing connection.Copy !req
173. That's why I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
174. When I saw you at church,Copy !req
175. I could tell instantly
you were unhappy.Copy !req
176. OK. Maybe I have been
a little down lately.Copy !req
177. Tell me.Copy !req
178. It's the whole
having kids thing again. I...Copy !req
179. Sister Mary, I just...
I want them so bad.Copy !req
180. Gabrielle still refuses
to give them to you?Copy !req
181. To be fair, she did have
a miscarriage recently.Copy !req
182. What if she decides against kids?Copy !req
183. - What if this is just a stall tactic?
- Then I'm screwed.Copy !req
184. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, you're right.Copy !req
185. You're screwed.Copy !req
186. - Unless...
- Unless what?Copy !req
187. "An American Catholic's
guide to annulments."Copy !req
188. Sister Mary,
what exactly are you saying?Copy !req
189. I'm saying, God helps those
who help themselves.Copy !req
190. Hey, I got great news.Copy !req
191. We just landed
the Black's Frozen Yogurt account.Copy !req
192. Really? They loved the pitch?Copy !req
193. The talking cows rocked their world.Copy !req
194. Hey, how did they like my
President "Bull" Clinton idea?Copy !req
195. Uh, well, I rewrote
some of the stuff we worked on,Copy !req
196. but, you know, essentially
it's the same, and they ate it up.Copy !req
197. Oh! That is fantastic.Copy !req
198. Yeah, and, Ed said we can finally
afford to hire another executive.Copy !req
199. Terrific. Did they like
the promotional planCopy !req
200. sponsoring
the cow-tipping contest?Copy !req
201. Uh, well, the pitch was running long,
so we cut a few things.Copy !req
202. - I'm just glad they loved my idea.
- Well, to be fair...Copy !req
203. They like Hugh Heifer
and the Playcows?Copy !req
204. They're calling me for a meeting.
I gotta go. Love you. Bye.Copy !req
205. Yes.Copy !req
206. So, this is your spleen.Copy !req
207. Normally, it'd be over here,Copy !req
208. but because you're missing
ligament structure,Copy !req
209. it has wandered over there,
next to your liver.Copy !req
210. We discussed it
at the staff meeting.Copy !req
211. Everyone thinks you should
have it removed immediately.Copy !req
212. Oh, well, OK.
I mean, I guess...Copy !req
213. I guess you guys probably have
all sorts of new techniquesCopy !req
214. where you don't even
cut open the body.Copy !req
215. No, not really.Copy !req
216. No? So...Copy !req
217. we're talking surgery?Copy !req
218. Yeah, well, I guess I can handle that.Copy !req
219. People get cut open every day.Copy !req
220. I assume you're good
with me doing the surgery, right?Copy !req
221. - You?
- I mean, it seems natural,Copy !req
222. I know the most about your case.
I promise you'll be in very good hands.Copy !req
223. Oh, uh, well, um...Copy !req
224. Uh...Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. The first time you'll see me naked,
I'll be on an operating table.Copy !req
227. I'll be a perfect gentleman.
My eyes will be strictly on the spleen.Copy !req
228. Doctor, Mrs Baker is here
for her follow-up.Copy !req
229. Right. We need to schedule Susan
for a splenectomy with me.Copy !req
230. Oh. Congratulations!Copy !req
231. So, I will call you later.Copy !req
232. Oh, I am so happy for him.
He's such a doll.Copy !req
233. I'm curious, um,
why are you so congratulatory?Copy !req
234. Oh, the spleen surgery.
It'll be his first.Copy !req
235. - Hey, honey.
- Hmm?Copy !req
236. - Can we talk about something?
- Sure.Copy !req
237. So, I've been thinking
about the whole baby thing.Copy !req
238. And however long it takes for you
to feel ready, I am fine with.Copy !req
239. - OK.
- But here's the deal.Copy !req
240. I need to know that
this isn't a maybe.Copy !req
241. I want a promise
that we will have children.Copy !req
242. I'm sorry. I can't promise that.Copy !req
243. - Why not?
- Because I can't sayCopy !req
244. that I'm gonna wake up
and suddenly want to do somethingCopy !req
245. that I swore my entire life
I would never do!Copy !req
246. - "Maybe" is a big step for me.
- It isn't big enough for me.Copy !req
247. I'm sorry,
but you have to accept it.Copy !req
248. - There's nothing else you can do.
- That isn't true.Copy !req
249. Excuse me?Copy !req
250. You are threatening me
with an annulment?Copy !req
251. That conniving little bitch
put you up to this, didn't she?Copy !req
252. - Didn't she?
- This fight could be over right nowCopy !req
253. if you make me a promise.Copy !req
254. The only promise I am making you
is that this is so not over.Copy !req
255. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
256. Hi.Copy !req
257. How's the search coming
for the new ad exec, any luck?Copy !req
258. Oh, the pickings are slim.Copy !req
259. So far none of my top choices
are available.Copy !req
260. Hey, um, do you have someone
from your old companyCopy !req
261. that you could, you know,
maybe recommend?Copy !req
262. Daddy, I can't find my toothbrush!Copy !req
263. - I'll be up in a second, buddy.
- Hi.Copy !req
264. As a matter of fact, there's
this one guy who'd be perfect.Copy !req
265. - Yeah?
- Yeah. Hard-working, smart as a whip.Copy !req
266. - Total package.
- Really?Copy !req
267. - What's his name?
- Tom.Copy !req
268. - Tom. Tom what?
- Tom Scavo.Copy !req
269. Oh!Copy !req
270. No. No, I do not think that
that is a good idea.Copy !req
271. Doing those pitches
got the old juices flowing.Copy !req
272. I remembered how much
I miss having a real job.Copy !req
273. You have a real job. Right here.
Staying home with the kids.Copy !req
274. With two incomes,
we could afford a top-notch nanny.Copy !req
275. What about Penny?Copy !req
276. You fought for office day-care.
Let's use it.Copy !req
277. What about the two of us
working and living together?Copy !req
278. I think that could be
a recipe for disaster.Copy !req
279. Why? The last time
that we worked together...Copy !req
280. we fell in love.Copy !req
281. Oh, it's just, I'm...Copy !req
282. I'm not sure that you would
find this job that satisfying.Copy !req
283. - You don't think I'm good enough.
- I'm not saying that.Copy !req
284. Daddy, I still can't find
my toothbrush.Copy !req
285. - I'll go.
- I got it.Copy !req
286. Come on, buddy,
let's hunt it down.Copy !req
287. So who won the fight?Copy !req
288. We weren't fighting, Mommy just
let Daddy know where he stands.Copy !req
289. Oh! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
290. Thanks for coming in, Mr Gainey.
We'll be in touch.Copy !req
291. Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
292. - What did you think?
- I wasn't blown away.Copy !req
293. The pickings are slim.
We can't hold out much longer.Copy !req
294. We need to hire someone
this week.Copy !req
295. I know, I know, I know.
So who's up next?Copy !req
296. Tom Cavos. You ever heard of him?Copy !req
297. Mm-mm.Copy !req
298. Could you excuse me
for just a minute?Copy !req
299. Sure.Copy !req
300. - Tom Cavos?
- Yeah. It's an anagram.Copy !req
301. - Deceptively simple, don't you think?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
302. Going over your head.
You might not think I'm good enough.Copy !req
303. Maybe Ed will be
more open-minded.Copy !req
304. He's not constantly
competing with me.Copy !req
305. You want the truth, Tom? I think you're
good. You have moments of brilliance.Copy !req
306. But I also think sometimes you coast.Copy !req
307. And I think if I were your boss
and had to ride your ass every day,Copy !req
308. you would come home
seething with resentment.Copy !req
309. Come on. It's hard enough
keeping a marriage together...Copy !req
310. If you're at all concerned
about saving our marriage,Copy !req
311. you better let me take my shot.Copy !req
312. - What does that mean?
- It meansCopy !req
313. that a little part of me
has been hating youCopy !req
314. ever since you tanked
my promotion at Petersen.Copy !req
315. - Tom...
- But I can let it all goCopy !req
316. if you'll give me this one thing.Copy !req
317. Excuse me, Ed's waiting
for you guys.Copy !req
318. Great. Great.Copy !req
319. Just let my résumé speak for itself.Copy !req
320. - Just let your résumé speak for itself.
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. OK.Copy !req
322. Oh! You worked
the Poncer Cheese accounts?Copy !req
323. Those "Angry Mouse" spots
were hilarious!Copy !req
324. I was on that from the beginning.Copy !req
325. "Do not eat the cheese.
The cheese is evil." Love it!Copy !req
326. - You got a great résumé.
- Thanks.Copy !req
327. Yeah, gosh, it is,
it's quite impressive.Copy !req
328. Oh. Wow. I see you worked for Bellfore
and Barrasso. That's a great shop.Copy !req
329. - Yeah, I put my time in.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
330. And when were you there?Copy !req
331. You forgot to list your dates
of employment for that one.Copy !req
332. - Um, that was a few years back.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
333. And... And how long did you stay?Copy !req
334. Just about five months, actually.Copy !req
335. Did you get recruited by another firm?
Somebody cherry-pick you?Copy !req
336. - No, I was fired.
- Oh.Copy !req
337. But I was happy to leave.
They didn't get my sense of humour.Copy !req
338. I pitched a version
of the "cheese is evil" there first.Copy !req
339. - They hated it.
- Idiots.Copy !req
340. Well, their loss, right?Copy !req
341. You won a Clio for the
Thompson's Salad Dressing spot.Copy !req
342. - That was very cool.
- So, did you do that solo?Copy !req
343. Actually, no, my wife helped me
on that one. She's in advertising too.Copy !req
344. If you were to ask her, she'd tell you
she did the whole thing all by herself.Copy !req
345. Credit hog, huh? I know the type.Copy !req
346. - You know what, Tom? I like you.
- Ed...Copy !req
347. I'm not one for hiring in the room...Copy !req
348. No, no, no.
We never hire in the room.Copy !req
349. but we're in a time crunch
and need someone now.Copy !req
350. I think you're the guy.Copy !req
351. Lynette, you got any issues?Copy !req
352. Well, um, let me just call in
a few referencesCopy !req
353. before we make anything official.Copy !req
354. Sure, sure.
We'll be in touch, OK?Copy !req
355. "The cheese is evil!"
God, I love that.Copy !req
356. Oh!Copy !req
357. Oh, um, I'm looking for Father Crowley,
do you know where he is?Copy !req
358. Um, he's in the confessional.Copy !req
359. How long has it been since
your last confession?Copy !req
360. Who cares? Father, it's me.Copy !req
361. - Gabrielle?
- Yeah.Copy !req
362. Look, I need you to do
something for me.Copy !req
363. I need you to get rid
of Sister Mary Bernard.Copy !req
364. - What? Why?
- Because she's ruining my marriage!Copy !req
365. - Sister Mary?
- Yes!Copy !req
366. It started with love letters
while he was in prison.Copy !req
367. Next thing,
they're spending day and night together,Copy !req
368. sneaking off to'private" bible study,Copy !req
369. and one-on-one
spiritual consultation.Copy !req
370. - Gabrielle...
- And if that wasn't enough,Copy !req
371. he is saying her name in his sleep!Copy !req
372. "Hold me, Sister Mary! Hold me!"Copy !req
373. It's disgusting,
he's like a lovesick puppy!Copy !req
374. Well... Do you have reason to believe
that your husband and Sister MaryCopy !req
375. are... having sex?Copy !req
376. Speak from the heart, Gabrielle.
This is just between me, you, and God.Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. Yep, they're having sex.Copy !req
379. Carlos confessed everything, right
before he asked for an annulment.Copy !req
380. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.Copy !req
381. How long
since your last confession?Copy !req
382. Mm, not that long ago.Copy !req
383. Look, I sort of told a fib,Copy !req
384. so, how many Hail Mary's
is that gonna set me back?Copy !req
385. - Oh, honey...
- Go away!Copy !req
386. Oh, honey, what happened
wasn't my fault.Copy !req
387. There's no way I could have
predicted how Betty would react.Copy !req
388. Oh, please. You knew something bad
would happen.Copy !req
389. You wanted all this to blow up
in my face.Copy !req
390. Oh, honey, why would I want that?Copy !req
391. Because you're jealous that my life's
just getting started and yours is over.Copy !req
392. Danielle, that's ridiculous, sweetheart.Copy !req
393. Daddy's dead. You drove your boyfriend
to suicide,Copy !req
394. you're getting older by the minute.
Soon you'll be so dried up and bitterCopy !req
395. that no man will ever want
to touch you ever again.Copy !req
396. - Danielle!
- And now you're determinedCopy !req
397. to ruin my life so I have to stay
with you here and keep you companyCopy !req
398. while you turn into an old fossil!Copy !req
399. All I ever wanted
was for you to be happy.Copy !req
400. Don't just want it!
Make it happen!Copy !req
401. Danielle, I don't feel
much like cooking tonight.Copy !req
402. I'm... I'm thinking of ordering a pizza.Copy !req
403. I want Canadian bacon. Please.Copy !req
404. All right.Copy !req
405. He's mad at you.
Because you hit him.Copy !req
406. Well, I feel bad about that.Copy !req
407. But when I consider the risks
he was taking...Copy !req
408. It's a shame he can't see that girl.
She's so pretty.Copy !req
409. What did you say about Danielle?Copy !req
410. I said that she...Copy !req
411. You know I don't want you thinking
about things like that.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry. I didn't... I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. It's OK. It's OK.Copy !req
414. Go on and run up to your room.Copy !req
415. Read the comics I got you.Copy !req
416. And, Caleb...Copy !req
417. if I ever catch you looking
at that Van De Kamp girl,Copy !req
418. I'll hit you twice as hard
as I hit your brother.Copy !req
419. And I won't feel bad about it. OK?Copy !req
420. OK.Copy !req
421. So this whole splenectomy thing,
you feel good about it, huh?Copy !req
422. Yeah, I told you, it's a routine
surgery. You're going to be fine.Copy !req
423. Right, right.Copy !req
424. Actually, I sort of meant, um,
do you personally feel confident?Copy !req
425. What do you mean?Copy !req
426. Well, you know, you're going to be...Copy !req
427. hacking into me, and I just wantedCopy !req
428. to make sure that you feel ready.Copy !req
429. I've never taken out a spleen before.Copy !req
430. But believe me, it's no big deal.Copy !req
431. Spleen, gallbladder,
it's all the same.Copy !req
432. OK, red flag!
I didn't go to medical school,Copy !req
433. but I'm thinking,
not all the same.Copy !req
434. I know what I'm doing.
You have to trust me.Copy !req
435. I would like to.
But I gotta be honest,Copy !req
436. the fact that you
can't cut that steak isn't helping.Copy !req
437. That's not fair. You overcooked it.
It's not the freshest meat.Copy !req
438. Well, neither am I!
I've got 35 years on that cow.Copy !req
439. Susan, are you saying you don't
want me to be your surgeon?Copy !req
440. Well...Copy !req
441. I'm sorry.Copy !req
442. I don't mean this to sound
the wrong way. I just...Copy !req
443. I would be more comfortable
with an experienced surgeon.Copy !req
444. That's OK. I understand.Copy !req
445. Thank you.Copy !req
446. I should really be going.Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. I didn't serve dessert yet.
You said you understood.Copy !req
449. I respect your decision
to see another doctor.Copy !req
450. You need to respect
that my feelings are hurt.Copy !req
451. What? You want me to put my life
on the line to service your ego?Copy !req
452. I save lives every day. I cut, I save.
I cut, I save. That's what I do.Copy !req
453. And if that gives me an out-of-control
ego, maybe I need thatCopy !req
454. to cut into another human being.Copy !req
455. - Hey.
- Hey. Dinner's ready.Copy !req
456. Oh.Copy !req
457. So, did you call around?
Check on my references?Copy !req
458. I told Ed you were my husband,
and he was cool with that.Copy !req
459. He really wants to hire you.Copy !req
460. So who am I to stand in the way?Copy !req
461. - Really? So, I got the job?
- On one condition.Copy !req
462. If you take this job,Copy !req
463. you are never allowed to bring up what
happened before with your promotion.Copy !req
464. - That's it? Deal.
- No, it's not a deal.Copy !req
465. I need a solemn vow that you will never
throw that in my face ever again.Copy !req
466. Because if you do, you will unleash
demons that you do not want to meet.Copy !req
467. I get it.Copy !req
468. And what I really need from you...Copy !req
469. is to be forgiven.Copy !req
470. Actually, I already had.Copy !req
471. - This dinner is really good.
- Thank you.Copy !req
472. Thank you.Copy !req
473. - Hi, Betty.
- Hello.Copy !req
474. I want to talk to you
about what happened with the kids.Copy !req
475. I told you, we will be moving soon.
There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
476. Well, my fear is that
if we keep them apart,Copy !req
477. they'll try that much harder
to be together.Copy !req
478. You know how teenagers can be,Copy !req
479. and, well, a lot can happen
in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
480. I'll make a deal with you. If you
control yours, I will control mine.Copy !req
481. How about some
old-fashioned chaperoning?Copy !req
482. That way they can, um,
still see each other,Copy !req
483. and we won't have
to be the villains.Copy !req
484. When it comes to my son's
best interests,Copy !req
485. I'm not afraid of being the villain.Copy !req
486. I assumed that you
would feel the same way, Bree.Copy !req
487. Now that you mention it,
I guess I do. I have to go.Copy !req
488. I have some, um, muffins
in the oven.Copy !req
489. - Mom, what's wrong?
- It's the Applewhites.Copy !req
490. - I don't want you to go near them.
- What?Copy !req
491. Do you remember the man
they arrested?Copy !req
492. The one that broke into Gabrielle's
and escaped from the mental hospital?Copy !req
493. He's there. I saw him in their window.
They're hiding him.Copy !req
494. - You're kidding.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
495. And I forbid you to go over there.Copy !req
496. Lynette, hi, it's Bree.Copy !req
497. Listen, call me when you get this
and please come to poker tonight.Copy !req
498. I have some big news
about the Applewhites.Copy !req
499. All right, bye.Copy !req
500. - Who was that?
- Sister Mary.Copy !req
501. They just transferred her
to a parish in Fairbanks, Alaska.Copy !req
502. - You're kidding me. Why?
- She doesn't know.Copy !req
503. The diocese wouldn't give her
a reason.Copy !req
504. Ah, Vatican politics.Copy !req
505. What's wrong?Copy !req
506. Ah, I think I'm just coming down
with a migraine.Copy !req
507. Oh, well maybe you should go lie down,
I'm gonna be out for awhile.Copy !req
508. - All right.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
509. Uh, I'll see you there. Susan.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
510. - We need to talk.
- OK. All right.Copy !req
511. - But look, I just got out of surgery...
- I've been waiting for three hours.Copy !req
512. After you stormed out the other night,
I started to doubt myself.Copy !req
513. I started to think, "You know, maybe
I should just ignore my better instinctsCopy !req
514. and I should let Dr Ron
gut me like a fish."Copy !req
515. - Susan...
- Why not?Copy !req
516. All my life, I have jumped through hoops
to keep men from leaving.Copy !req
517. But I'm not doing it anymore.
So, tough luck, pally.Copy !req
518. You just missed out on a good thing.Copy !req
519. Susan!Copy !req
520. - You've been here for three hours?
- Yeah.Copy !req
521. Two hours ago, flowers,
champagne and an apology noteCopy !req
522. were delivered to your doorstep.Copy !req
523. - Really?
- Look, I put our relationship at risk,Copy !req
524. all right, and it was stupid.Copy !req
525. I haven't felt this way
about somebody in a long time.Copy !req
526. Susan, I really like you.Copy !req
527. And because of that, I...Copy !req
528. I can't be your doctor,
let alone your surgeon.Copy !req
529. I mean, there's a pretty good reason
why they make those rules.Copy !req
530. I hope you forgive me. All right?Copy !req
531. Because I'll hate myself
if I lose you.Copy !req
532. Wow.Copy !req
533. I wouldn't want you
to hate yourself.Copy !req
534. No.Copy !req
535. And I am so sorry about that snap thing.
I was just trying to be theatrical.Copy !req
536. Yeah.Copy !req
537. Got your note. What's going on?Copy !req
538. Are you hiding someone in your house?Copy !req
539. - What?
- My mom saw someoneCopy !req
540. in your second-storey window.Copy !req
541. She thinks it's the guy
who broke into Mrs Solis'.Copy !req
542. - Damn it, Caleb!
- Is that his name?Copy !req
543. Has she told anybody?Copy !req
544. She left messages on her friends'
machines. They're coming over.Copy !req
545. - Then we'll have to leave tonight.
- Why? What's going on?Copy !req
546. I would love to tell you.
Believe me, I would.Copy !req
547. But I can't.Copy !req
548. If you trust me, I could help you.Copy !req
549. My family has secrets too.Copy !req
550. What my brother did, it's bad.Copy !req
551. Last year my brother
did something really awful,Copy !req
552. and my parents
covered it up for him.Copy !req
553. If anyone were to ever find out,
Andrew and my mom could go to jail.Copy !req
554. So you don't have to worry
about me judging you.Copy !req
555. Tell me your secrets.
I'll understand.Copy !req
556. OK.Copy !req
557. But you tell me yours first.Copy !req
558. What are you doing here?Copy !req
559. I heard you were being transferred,
so I came to say goodbye.Copy !req
560. Come to gloat is more like it.Copy !req
561. No. We've had our differences,Copy !req
562. but that doesn't mean I'm happy
to see you shipped off to Alaska.Copy !req
563. Brrr.Copy !req
564. You had something
to do with this, didn't you?Copy !req
565. Me? Oh, I'm just a humble sinner.Copy !req
566. You're the one with all the power
around here,Copy !req
567. all the annulment mojo.Copy !req
568. Is that why you did it?Copy !req
569. Well, getting rid of me
isn't going to change anything.Copy !req
570. Carlos will do what he wants.Copy !req
571. The problems in your marriage
aren't going away.Copy !req
572. Maybe not.Copy !req
573. But you certainly are.Copy !req
574. You missed a spot.Copy !req
575. Oh! That was a mistake.Copy !req
576. There. I think we're all done here.Copy !req
577. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Hold on!Copy !req
578. Are you OK?Copy !req
579. Ladies! Stop right now!Copy !req
580. I said, stop fighting! Stop! No!Copy !req
581. What the hell were you thinking?Copy !req
582. It depends. What have you heard?Copy !req
583. I got a call from the church.
They said you attacked Sister Mary.Copy !req
584. - Yeah. That's about right.
- What are you thinking?Copy !req
585. I wasn't. But I was thinking about it
on the way over here,Copy !req
586. and I realised the ass
I should be kicking is yours.Copy !req
587. - Mine?
- Yes.Copy !req
588. Sister Mary manipulated you
into threatening me.Copy !req
589. But you're the idiot
that fell for it.Copy !req
590. I was not threatening you.Copy !req
591. I was asking for a promise.Copy !req
592. You made me a promise,
Carlos, a long time ago:Copy !req
593. "Till death do us part."
And one day you just come homeCopy !req
594. and start throwing words
around like "annulment."Copy !req
595. How do you think that makes me feel?Copy !req
596. OK. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
597. I need to have a child.Copy !req
598. And I need to know I'm the womanCopy !req
599. you want to spend
the rest of your life with.Copy !req
600. Not just some uterus in high heels.Copy !req
601. - Gabrielle, please...
- No! Carlos, I am sorry,Copy !req
602. am not going to be blackmailed
into giving birth.Copy !req
603. You have to choose.Copy !req
604. And I wish you would do it
so I can move on with my life.Copy !req
605. Well, of course I choose you.Copy !req
606. I think that's the right decision.Copy !req
607. You know, I made a decision too.Copy !req
608. The answer to your question earlier
is "yes."Copy !req
609. Yes?Copy !req
610. I want to have a baby.Copy !req
611. I want to have a baby with you.Copy !req
612. Betty. What a surprise.Copy !req
613. Can I talk to you for a moment?Copy !req
614. Uh, now is actually
not a good time for me.Copy !req
615. I think it is.Copy !req
616. I wanted to chat with you
before you did something foolish.Copy !req
617. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
618. The person you saw in my house today
is my other son.Copy !req
619. His name is Caleb.Copy !req
620. He didn't harm Gabrielle, and he didn't
hurt the man in the car trunk.Copy !req
621. That's all you need to know.Copy !req
622. - He's your son?
- He's my dear son.Copy !req
623. Who happens to be slow.
Sometimes he makes mistakes.Copy !req
624. But, Betty, the police
are looking for him,Copy !req
625. he escaped from that facility
they sent him to.Copy !req
626. He had help, trust me.Copy !req
627. I've always thought
the maternal instinctCopy !req
628. is one of nature's
most amazing gifts.Copy !req
629. I mean, the lengths that some mothers
will go to protect their children.Copy !req
630. It drives ordinary women to do
extraordinary things.Copy !req
631. Women like me, Bree.
And like you.Copy !req
632. What are you talking about?Copy !req
633. If you breathe one word of Caleb's
existence to anyone,Copy !req
634. I will tell Carlos, Gabrielle,
and the policeCopy !req
635. that it was your son driving the car
that killed Juanita Solis.Copy !req
636. And that you have been covering up
his crime ever since.Copy !req
637. We're going to be great friends, Bree.Copy !req
638. We have so much in common.Copy !req
639. - That was that all she said?
- Yeah. Something about the Applewhites.Copy !req
640. I'm dying of curiosity.Copy !req
641. It's rude to keep people waiting.Copy !req
642. Hi. Come on in.Copy !req
643. So, spill it. What's the scoop
on the Applewhites?Copy !req
644. Um, about that, um...Copy !req
645. Oh, Bree, come on, dish already!Copy !req
646. Well, perhaps I got more excited
than I should have,Copy !req
647. but I recently found out that Betty
Applewhite is quite the poker player.Copy !req
648. And so, I have invited her
to join our weekly game.Copy !req
649. Hello, everybody.
I hope you brought your chequebooks,Copy !req
650. because I am feeling lucky.Copy !req
651. Everyone understands
the nature of war.Copy !req
652. I raise.Copy !req
653. We also understand that victory depends
on the cards that we have been dealt.Copy !req
654. Some, when faced with a bloody battle,
simply give in.Copy !req
655. But for some,
surrender is unacceptable.Copy !req
656. Well, Bree?
What are you going to do?Copy !req
657. Even though they know
it will be a fight...Copy !req
658. I'll raise you.Copy !req
659. to the death.Copy !req