1. previously on Desperate HousewivesCopy !req
2. I'm gonna die,Copy !req
3. and I'd like to know
what happened to my daughterbefore I do.Copy !req
4. When it comes to wisteria lane,Copy !req
5. there are old crimes...Copy !req
6. new crimes...Copy !req
7. as soon as it gets dark, we get rid
of that body.Copy !req
8. And crimes that are happening...Copy !req
9. right under everyone's nose.Copy !req
10. I'm thinkingit's the applewhites.Copy !req
11. Jim halverson was aware
that he had little to offer a woman.Copy !req
12. He was neither rich, nor smart, nor handsome.Copy !req
13. Are you jim?I'm susan mayer.Copy !req
14. So when his friend set him up on a blind date
with a beautiful stranger...Copy !req
15. wow, you're so much hotterthan nikki said you'd be.Copy !req
16. How old are you?Copy !req
17. How olddo you think I am?Copy !req
18. Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.Copy !req
19. Not a day over 50.Copy !req
20. why don't weget our table?Copy !req
21. Well,no,see, that was funny,Copy !req
22. because you'reso obviously not 50.Copy !req
23. That's why I said 50,'cause it's absurd.Copy !req
24. Jim did everything he could to get
susan mayer to laugh.Copy !req
25. He tried racial humor...Copy !req
26. so guess what time chinesepeople
go to the dentist?Copy !req
27. 2:30.Copy !req
28. uh, get it?"Tooth-hurty?"Copy !req
29. Tooth-hurty.Copy !req
30. I love that.Copy !req
31. He tried to be engagingly risqu?Copy !req
32. rectum? Damn near killed him!Copy !req
33. you know whata rectum is, right?Copy !req
34. he even tried gentle teasing.Copy !req
35. No,no, you see, by comparing you to a nazi,Copy !req
36. I was making the pointthat you're
so not a nazi.Copy !req
37. - You're like the—
- and just when jimCopy !req
38. thought the date couldn't get any worse...Copy !req
39. It did.Copy !req
40. Okay, jim,I need you to look up...Copy !req
41. and down.Copy !req
42. All right,so, how did this happen?Copy !req
43. It was an accident.Copy !req
44. Oh,I don't knowabout that.Copy !req
45. In some cultureshead-butting is
a mating ritual.Copy !req
46. Dr. Mccready, can italk to you
about my head?Copy !req
47. Away from... the draft?Copy !req
48. you can call medr. Ron. Everyone does.Copy !req
49. dr. Ron...Copy !req
50. I need you to pretendthere's something
wrong with me and admit me for the night.Copy !req
51. I'm sorry?Copy !req
52. This is the worst datel have ever
been on in my life.Copy !req
53. That man is the most obnoxious,
offensive, annoying human being.Copy !req
54. And you're looking at melike
I'm crazy right now,Copy !req
55. but I will be if I spendone more
second with him.Copy !req
56. So you gotta help me.You gotta do something.Copy !req
57. It's my mental health.My mental health!Copy !req
58. You took an oath.Copy !req
59. Could you let goof my lapel, please?Copy !req
60. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
61. Um, listen,I'm sorryyour date's
not going well.Copy !req
62. But I can'tadmit you, susan.Copy !req
63. Right. Right.Copy !req
64. Jim,let's,uh, let's takea look at
those reflexes.Copy !req
65. Okay,I got a jokefor you, doctor.Copy !req
66. What's the correct medical term
for the circumcisionof a rabbit?Copy !req
67. Hare cut.Copy !req
68. I don't—I always—Copy !req
69. jim,I'm gonna needto keep you here
for awhile, run some tests.Copy !req
70. Really? I—Copy !req
71. yeah,I'm still worried about
that bump on your head here.Copy !req
72. That's still...Copy !req
73. and, susan,Copy !req
74. you're good to go.Copy !req
75. And though it only lasted a moment,Copy !req
76. jim caught the look that passed
between his date...Copy !req
77. and his doctor.Copy !req
78. Thank you so much, dr. Ron.Copy !req
79. And he suddenly got the feelingCopy !req
80. the joke was on him.Copy !req
81. www.ydy.com/bbs
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
82. YTET-gagegao
- ==www.ydy.com/bbs==-Copy !req
83. Desperate Housewives
Season 02 Episode 12Copy !req
84. The annual blood drive was
a tradition on wisteria lane.Copy !req
85. Most residents came to help
promote health and well-being,Copy !req
86. but my friends turned up
for a different reason.Copy !req
87. They were growing
increasingly concernedCopy !req
88. that their street was infected
with a dangerous kind of sickness.Copy !req
89. And they came to consult
with one another about a possible cure.Copy !req
90. great,
she caught me staring.Copy !req
91. Have you guys noticed
how friendly betty's beenCopy !req
92. since that body was found
in front of her house?Copy !req
93. I don't trust
friendly women.Copy !req
94. That's okay.
They don't trust you, either.Copy !req
95. I just know those two have
something to do with that dead body.Copy !req
96. Do we even know
who he is?Copy !req
97. Well, the paper said the police
are withholding the details.Copy !req
98. Bree, maybe you should call in a favor
from your police detective pal,Copy !req
99. have him poke around.Copy !req
100. That's a great idea.Copy !req
101. You could have him do a background
check on the applewhites.Copy !req
102. I don't think
I can do that.Copy !req
103. Why not?
You said he was nice.Copy !req
104. Well, once he stopped suspecting me of
murdering rex he was delightful,but, um...Copy !req
105. I don't really know him.Copy !req
106. Well, somebody has to do something,
'cause I'm losing sleep.Copy !req
107. Betty! Matthew.Copy !req
108. Hello, everybody.Copy !req
109. Susan,a little birdie told me
you're having a birthday soon.Copy !req
110. We should all go out
and celebrate.Copy !req
111. Super.Copy !req
112. Sounds like a plan.Copy !req
113. Count me in.Copy !req
114. bye.Copy !req
115. See ya.Copy !req
116. So why are you everybody's
best friend all of a sudden?Copy !req
117. If there was ever
a time to be neighborly,Copy !req
118. this is it.Copy !req
119. We're idiots for staying here.Copy !req
120. I mean, we should've hit the road
as soon as they found monroe's body.Copy !req
121. I mean, how do we know he didn't tell
foster where we're hiding?Copy !req
122. Because if he had, foster
would've shown up by now.Copy !req
123. And besides, if we take off,
what are we gonna live on?Copy !req
124. I have all of our money
tied up in this house.Copy !req
125. So why not
just sell it?Copy !req
126. Patience, matthew.Copy !req
127. If we take off right away,Copy !req
128. it'll look suspicious.Copy !req
129. Now what we need
is a story—Copy !req
130. a reason for us to move.Copy !req
131. Look at this,a-b negative.Copy !req
132. Yeah, it's the rarest
of all blood types.Copy !req
133. Well, there must be something
in the water around these parts.Copy !req
134. You're my second
a-b negative today.Copy !req
135. Seriously?Copy !req
136. Uh, who was it?Copy !req
137. That guy.Copy !req
138. Hi, bree.Copy !req
139. Oh, hi.Copy !req
140. I just wanted to thank you
for your advice on my azaleas.Copy !req
141. They're just thriving.Copy !req
142. Oh, it was
no trouble at all.Copy !req
143. Such a shame I may not
be around to enjoy them.Copy !req
144. Well, my mother has taken ill.Copy !req
145. And matthew and I,Copy !req
146. we'll probably go and visit her.Copy !req
147. We may even be moving.Copy !req
148. We just don't know yet.Copy !req
149. Oh, well,
where does she live?Copy !req
150. Oh, back in chicago.Copy !req
151. Is it serious?Copy !req
152. I-I don't know yet.Copy !req
153. Well, obviously,I'll be
speaking with her doctor.Copy !req
154. Oh,betty, if there's anything I can do,
anything at all...Copy !req
155. thank you.Copy !req
156. You've already
done so much.Copy !req
157. Bye.Copy !req
158. That dr. Ron called.Copy !req
159. He needs to see you
for a follow-up appointment.Copy !req
160. He needs to see me
or he wants to see me?Copy !req
161. Jeez,mom, how cute
is this guy?Copy !req
162. Oh, he could be cuter...Copy !req
163. but I don't know how.Copy !req
164. So ask him out.Copy !req
165. Oh, no,
I can't do that.Copy !req
166. Mom, he's a cute surgeon.
What's the problem?Copy !req
167. He's young.Copy !req
168. Young?Copy !req
169. Younger than me.Copy !req
170. How much younger?Copy !req
171. Let's just say if I was
a senior in high school,Copy !req
172. I'd be saying,"wow,
you're a hot fifth grader."Copy !req
173. Oh,well, of course it's gonna sound
gross if you say it that way.Copy !req
174. But you're both adults.So why not
just ask him out?Copy !req
175. 'Cause the conversation
could go something like this,Copy !req
176. "dr. Ron,I think you're hot."Copy !req
177. "Oh,well, thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
178. "Now I think it's time we talk
about your hip replacement."Copy !req
179. Mom, you're hotCopy !req
180. and funny and nice.Copy !req
181. And... clearly desperate,
and guys are into that.Copy !req
182. Play to your strengths.Copy !req
183. Thank god you're home.Copy !req
184. What's wrong? Pat said youtold
her it was an emergency!Copy !req
185. The boys weresent home from school.Copy !req
186. What? Why? I called. The machine kept picking up.Copy !req
187. I know. I know. Look,I...Copy !req
188. they've got chicken pox.Copy !req
189. Chicken pox? That's the emergency?Copy !req
190. They'retotally contagious.Copy !req
191. Not to us.Copy !req
192. They are to me!I've never had it.Copy !req
193. Well, you nevertold me that.Copy !req
194. You know, the point is,I can't go in there.Copy !req
195. It's a hot zone.Copy !req
196. Well,tom, somebody'sgotta take care
of our kids.Copy !req
197. Exactly.Copy !req
198. And since you're immune—Copy !req
199. oh, you've gotta be kidding!I have
to get back to work!Copy !req
200. Just for a couple of days, until
they're not contagious.Copy !req
201. It is not the ebola virus.It's chicken pox.Copy !req
202. You are being a baby.Copy !req
203. Yes,I am.Copy !req
204. Okay.Copy !req
205. And if you thinkl'm being a baby now,Copy !req
206. do I need to remind youof what
I'm like when I'm sick?Copy !req
207. Remember that timel had strep throat?Copy !req
208. We wound upin marriage counseling.Copy !req
209. I'll call the office.Copy !req
210. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
211. Uh, mrs. Solis,I gotta talk to you.Copy !req
212. Ralph, if this is about luis
overwateringthe hydrangeas again,Copy !req
213. I told you,
no one likes a tattletale.Copy !req
214. My wife left me.Copy !req
215. Oh,I'm sorry.Copy !req
216. I didn't know you and bonitawere
having problems.Copy !req
217. We weren't.Copy !req
218. Uh, it was all of a sudden.
She just packed her bagsand left.Copy !req
219. She said I have an illness,
and I need to get help.Copy !req
220. Why?Copy !req
221. There's nothingwrong with me.I just
like to look atpretty ladies on the internet.Copy !req
222. And sure, they're not always dressed,Copy !req
223. and sometimes, there's more than one.Copy !req
224. But I only go to the classy web sites.Copy !req
225. There's some really sick stuffout there,
mrs. Solis.Copy !req
226. Ralph!Copy !req
227. Make your point.Copy !req
228. Um, last night, uh,I found this new web site.Copy !req
229. And there wasa picture of a lady
sitting on a bearskin rugCopy !req
230. with nothing on except for a little
pointyelf hat. It was very festive.Copy !req
231. Uh,ralph, why are youtelling me this?Copy !req
232. I'm sorry.It's just, um...Copy !req
233. ahem. I think you reallyneed to see this.Copy !req
234. Oh, my god!Copy !req
235. The lighting looks greaton you, mrs. Solis.Copy !req
236. I mean, most of the time, you have to squint
at the screen to see anything really good.Copy !req
237. And not here,no,sir, that's good.Copy !req
238. Well,um, thank you, ralph,
for bringing thisto my attention.Copy !req
239. Uh, mrs. Solis,I was wondering...Copy !req
240. would you sign that for me?Copy !req
241. Oh, okay.Copy !req
242. where have you been?Copy !req
243. Why didn't you cometo see me?Copy !req
244. I came every sunday.Copy !req
245. You were just too out of it to
know I was here.Copy !req
246. I think you're lying.Copy !req
247. But then again, these days,
I think everyone'sbeen lying to me.Copy !req
248. The thing is, you're here now.Copy !req
249. So tell mewhat I wanna know.Copy !req
250. Did you find the manwho killed my daughter?Copy !req
251. It was a guy namedtodd forrest—Copy !req
252. this lowlife drug dealer.Copy !req
253. He got her hooked again.Copy !req
254. She tried to steal from him, and he killed her.Copy !req
255. And I killed him.Copy !req
256. I thought hearing thatwould make you happy.Copy !req
257. I thought it would, too.Copy !req
258. But it doesn't.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry.Copy !req
260. I wanna start your I.V., But your
veins are kinda bad.Copy !req
261. Well,here, let me help you.Copy !req
262. What the hellare you doing?Copy !req
263. You're crazy!Copy !req
264. You're fired. Get out.Copy !req
265. So I guesswe're done then?Copy !req
266. Yeah.Copy !req
267. You, uh...Copy !req
268. you gonna come see me again?Copy !req
269. You planning on havingan open casket?Copy !req
270. Hey, guys.Copy !req
271. Hi, lynette.Copy !req
272. Hi, carlos.Copy !req
273. All right! A reuben? How sweet is that?Copy !req
274. Lunch brought rightto the golf course.Copy !req
275. I hear you got somepretty
sick kids in there.Copy !req
276. Oh, it's justchicken pox.Copy !req
277. But braveheart here will onlycome
in to sleep and shower.Copy !req
278. I can't say I blame him.Copy !req
279. I wouldn't want to beshooting blanks either.Copy !req
280. Be well, my man,Copy !req
281. Bye, lynette.Copy !req
282. See you later.Copy !req
283. I'm sorry, what did he mean,"shooting blanks"?Copy !req
284. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
285. There's justa small chanceCopy !req
286. of sterility if a grown mangets
chicken pox, so...Copy !req
287. we're not having any more kids.
Why would it matter?Copy !req
288. I don't know.You know, survival instinct?Copy !req
289. So that if you're the last manto
survive a nuclear holocaust,Copy !req
290. you could repopulatethe planet?Copy !req
291. No, all I'm saying is that,Copy !req
292. god forbid something wereto
happen to either one of us,Copy !req
293. I'd want either one of usto have, you know, options.Copy !req
294. So you're sayingthat if I died...Copy !req
295. you would want a second wifeand a family?Copy !req
296. Maybe.Copy !req
297. I can't believe you'veactually
thought about this!Copy !req
298. Haven't you?Copy !req
299. Thought about who I'd marryif you died?Copy !req
300. Hmm. No.Copy !req
301. Well,honey, it's a back-upplan.
I'm not gonna use it.Copy !req
302. Then why have it?Copy !req
303. Well,I don't know, because...Copy !req
304. it's like, there's this door, right?Copy !req
305. And I'm not planning on
actuallygoing through itCopy !req
306. because I'm so happyin the room
that I'm in.Copy !req
307. But in case of fire or flood,Copy !req
308. it's comforting to know that
the door is unlocked.Copy !req
309. Honey,I'm notthrough with that!Copy !req
310. Yeah,well, why don't you have your
second wifemake you lunch, okay? Oops!Copy !req
311. You...Copy !req
312. bree, uh,Copy !req
313. I have to say,I was, uh,Copy !req
314. I was very pleasedto get your call.Copy !req
315. I mean,I'm surprised you'd want to
have anything to do with meCopy !req
316. given our recent history.Copy !req
317. Oh, you mean your having suspected me
of murdering my husband?Copy !req
318. Detective, that is allwater under
the bridge now.Copy !req
319. I am very gladto hear you say that.Copy !req
320. Although,I have to confess,I do
have an ulterior motive.Copy !req
321. I need to ask you a favor.Copy !req
322. Oh,well,shoot, whatever I can do.Copy !req
323. We have these,um, new neighbors—
the applewhites.Copy !req
324. It's a mother and her son. They
just moved here from chicago.Copy !req
325. And they seem very nice.
But there's—Copy !req
326. there's something about themthat'S...Copy !req
327. off.Copy !req
328. They're...Copy !req
329. odd.Copy !req
330. Odd?Copy !req
331. Yeah, they're secretiveand watchful.Copy !req
332. And there was a dead bodyfound
in front of their house.Copy !req
333. I can't run a background checkon
your neighbors for being odd.Copy !req
334. Is that why youwanted to see me? To—Copy !req
335. to ask me that?Copy !req
336. Yeah, why?Copy !req
337. Well,I just—during the investigation,Copy !req
338. I just thought there wasa kind of a, um...Copy !req
339. spark between us.Copy !req
340. You know,I thoughtthis might be a date.Copy !req
341. Uh, no.Copy !req
342. I just wanted to ask you a favor.Copy !req
343. Fine, no harm done.Copy !req
344. When do I ever getto have lunch
with sucha lovely lady anyway?Copy !req
345. Date or...Copy !req
346. no date.Copy !req
347. Are you sure that you can'tcheck
on the applewhites?Copy !req
348. I mean,I just know that there's
something there.Copy !req
349. And, you know,I havea sixth sense
about people.Copy !req
350. And yet, you got engaged to the man
who murdered your husband.Copy !req
351. Well, your blood pressurelooks fine.Copy !req
352. You're free to go, mrs. Mayer.Copy !req
353. You mean,I'm notgonna see dr. Ron?Copy !req
354. Well,I do the follow-up exams.Copy !req
355. Dr. Ron only comes inif there's a problem.Copy !req
356. Oh,well, maybe I shouldgo ahead
and see him anyway,Copy !req
357. just to be safe.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry.Copy !req
359. Dr. Ron's scheduleis very tight today.Copy !req
360. So unless you'rehaving a serious problem...Copy !req
361. you're experiencing nausea,
chills and tingling, huh?Copy !req
362. Yeah,Copy !req
363. but nowthat I think about it,Copy !req
364. I bet it's justall the coffee I drink.Copy !req
365. I drink way too much coffee.Copy !req
366. Do you liketo drink coffee?Copy !req
367. Uh,no.No.Copy !req
368. So the tingling is inyour fingers
and your toes?Copy !req
369. I should switch to juice.I know
the best juice place.Copy !req
370. You would love it.Do you drink juice?Copy !req
371. Susan, how oftenhave you been having
these involuntary muscle spasms?Copy !req
372. Oh,oh, not that often.Copy !req
373. I probably just needa good massage.Copy !req
374. Susan?Copy !req
375. Yeah?Copy !req
376. I wanna get you infor an M.R.I.Copy !req
377. no,I don't think that's necessary.Copy !req
378. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
379. I got high marksin math and science.Copy !req
380. I wanna get you infor an M.R.I.Copy !req
381. No,no, no,I think giventhe misunderstandingCopy !req
382. that I should get the bill.Copy !req
383. I won't hear of it.Copy !req
384. All right,Copy !req
385. we'll split it.Copy !req
386. Fair enough.Copy !req
387. You know what?Copy !req
388. Let me,uh, let megive you a ride home.Copy !req
389. Detective barton, is this somesort of high
school ployto get me back to your place?Copy !req
390. I just don't think you should be
driving a car.You've been drinking.Copy !req
391. I had two glasses of wine.Copy !req
392. Three, plus the tawny portwith dessert.Copy !req
393. It's all here on the billCopy !req
394. if you wanna take a look.Copy !req
395. You know what?Copy !req
396. I politely rejected you,Copy !req
397. and now you're getting your revenge
by embarrassing me.Copy !req
398. You've had too much to drink.
Give me your keys.Copy !req
399. I am not giving you anything.Copy !req
400. Except the bill.Copy !req
401. what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
402. I followed you to make sureyou were okay.Copy !req
403. You were weaving.Copy !req
404. Please step outof the car.Copy !req
405. Oh, you can't be serious.Copy !req
406. Out.Copy !req
407. Detective,I am not drunk, and
I am not stupid.Copy !req
408. I know exactlywhat this is all about.Copy !req
409. I'm gonna need you to takea sobriety test.Copy !req
410. A sobriety test? I'm nottaking
any sobriety...Copy !req
411. test.Copy !req
412. This behavior stems fromthe hurt feelings
of a man withvery low self-esteem.Copy !req
413. The worldis a big place,Copy !req
414. and I'm sure there isa woman out
there somewhere who'll respond to yourCopy !req
415. macho posturing.Copy !req
416. Well...Copy !req
417. here's hoping.Copy !req
418. Baby, what you're about to seeCopy !req
419. will most likely shockand upset you.Copy !req
420. Okay.Copy !req
421. Remember scott, the photographer
I was dating when we met?Copy !req
422. The one I dumped for you,Copy !req
423. who never really got over it
and who I always saidCopy !req
424. was gonna get back at me?Copy !req
425. Oh, carlos,I love you so much.Copy !req
426. Move.Copy !req
427. What is this?Copy !req
428. Scott's web site,Copy !req
429. with pictures of me on it.Copy !req
430. well, say something.Copy !req
431. Oh, my god.Copy !req
432. It wassupposed to be funny—Copy !req
433. a naughty little christmas gift
for my boyfriend.Copy !req
434. Oh, my god!Copy !req
435. I know,I was freakishlyflexible back then.Copy !req
436. I'm sorry!Copy !req
437. Look, what are we gonna doabout this?Copy !req
438. I guessl'll call my lawyers.Copy !req
439. I gave these pictures to himas a gift.
He owns them.Copy !req
440. Then I guesswe're screwed.Copy !req
441. Not necessarily.Copy !req
442. See, here's what I'm thinking—Copy !req
443. scott's a coward,Copy !req
444. so you could totallyput the scare into him.Copy !req
445. All you gotta dois go and rough him up,Copy !req
446. and he'll take my picturesoff
the web site like that.Copy !req
447. I'm sorry, but thisis your mistake.Copy !req
448. You're gonna have tofix it yourself.Copy !req
449. And I would love to,Copy !req
450. but I have the upper bodystrength
of a kitten.Copy !req
451. I need a brute!Copy !req
452. Gaby,Copy !req
453. I am just now starting
to get my rage issuesunder control.Copy !req
454. This brute doesn't swingthat way anymore,Copy !req
455. so go find another.Copy !req
456. Well, when you left prison,
did they leave youa contact list?Copy !req
457. So is dr. Ron gonnabe here for this?Copy !req
458. Oh,yeah,yeah, yeah.Copy !req
459. Uh, there's a hookon the wall thereCopy !req
460. so go aheadand get your stuff hung upCopy !req
461. and,uh, just get comfy. Dr. Ronshould
be here pretty soon.Copy !req
462. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
463. is she tryingto put on the dust cover?Copy !req
464. yep.Copy !req
465. How long are we gonna let this go on?Copy !req
466. Just a fewmore minutes.Copy !req
467. Hi,uh, susan?Copy !req
468. It's dr. Ron.Copy !req
469. You don't have toget undressed for this.Copy !req
470. Oh,uh,I-I, uh...Copy !req
471. then why did youput out a gown?Copy !req
472. No,no, it's not a gown.Copy !req
473. It's the dust coverfor the M.R.I. Machine.Copy !req
474. This should takeabout 45 minutes.Copy !req
475. Now I know it's really crampedand
uncomfortable in there,Copy !req
476. but try not to move.Copy !req
477. Susan,I realizethat this whole process
must be troubling for you.Copy !req
478. Yeah, it's prettytroubling.Copy !req
479. Well, we're gonna getto the bottom of this.Copy !req
480. And I'll be herefor you, okay?Copy !req
481. Hey, dr. Ron?Copy !req
482. I just have a feeling
that everything'sgonna turn out fine.Copy !req
483. And when it does...Copy !req
484. I'd like to buy you dinnerCopy !req
485. to celebrate my health.Copy !req
486. You know,I was thinkingmaybe italian?Copy !req
487. Oh, what the heck,Copy !req
488. maybe we can call it a date.Copy !req
489. If you like.Copy !req
490. Dr. Ron?Copy !req
491. uh, he left awhile ago.Copy !req
492. He got a phone callfrom his girlfriend.Copy !req
493. Okay.Copy !req
494. Thank you.Copy !req
495. I'd liketo get out now.Copy !req
496. Try not to move.Copy !req
497. good morning,luis, ralph.Copy !req
498. - good morning, mrs. Solis.
- good morning, mrs. Solis.Copy !req
499. Good morning, honey.Copy !req
500. Hey, you're talkingto me again.Copy !req
501. Well,I thoughtabout what you said—Copy !req
502. about the pictures—and you're right.Copy !req
503. It was my mistakeCopy !req
504. and I have to live with it.Copy !req
505. What the hellare you doing?Copy !req
506. I'm living with it!Copy !req
507. Hey, turn aroundand keep gardening!Copy !req
508. Aw, you're so mean.Copy !req
509. Put your clothes on right now.Copy !req
510. Why? You either careif men leer
at me or not.Copy !req
511. And you made it clear thatyou don't.
So what's the point?Copy !req
512. Gabrielle,I am not beatingthis
guy up for you!Copy !req
513. Then you better think of anotherway to
get my pictures back.Copy !req
514. Because if you don't, people on wisteria lane
are gonna be seeinga lot more of me!Copy !req
515. Ralph,luis, feast your eyes!Copy !req
516. My finger!Copy !req
517. I'll find it!Copy !req
518. Aah, my finger!Copy !req
519. It's gotta be here somewhere.Copy !req
520. I'll look for it, man.Copy !req
521. Don't worry, man.Copy !req
522. - I'll find it. Oh,
- my finger!Copy !req
523. Hey, honey,Copy !req
524. good news.Copy !req
525. I checked on penny,Copy !req
526. and she didn't scream.Copy !req
527. I think she's getting usedto the mask.Copy !req
528. I don't want youto have options, tom.Copy !req
529. If I die,I wanna hear your life would be over.Copy !req
530. I want you to spendthe rest of
your life screaming,Copy !req
531. "it should've been meon that plane!"Copy !req
532. - Plane?
- I'm assuming there was a crash.Copy !req
533. It could've been something else.Copy !req
534. Okay,wait,wait,wait, wait.Copy !req
535. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
536. how painful it is to hear about you
even thinkabout your next wife and kids?Copy !req
537. I could never do that!Copy !req
538. I can't imagine my lifewithout you.Copy !req
539. You are my everything!Copy !req
540. Honey, you're my everything.Copy !req
541. Okay,well, that's easy to say,Copy !req
542. but I need youto show me.Copy !req
543. How?Copy !req
544. With a vasec to me.Copy !req
545. Can't I justget you some flowers?Copy !req
546. Look, it makesperfect sense.Copy !req
547. We're not gonna haveany more kids.Copy !req
548. And the pill just makesme bloat.
It'll be great!Copy !req
549. No,okay, lynette,Copy !req
550. this is crazy.Copy !req
551. Oh,I know! I know!Copy !req
552. But it is whatmarried people do.Copy !req
553. They go out of their way to calmeach
other's irrational fears.Copy !req
554. Oh, come on, tom.Copy !req
555. I really need youto do this.Copy !req
556. Well, okay.Copy !req
557. Fine, yeah.Copy !req
558. I'll make an appointment.Copy !req
559. Thank you.Copy !req
560. can I ask yousomethin'?Copy !req
561. I'd rather you didn't.Copy !req
562. How'd you get started?Copy !req
563. - Started?
- You know,Copy !req
564. in the escort business?Copy !req
565. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
566. I bet the guys go crazywith
your whole...Copy !req
567. classy, repressed thingyou
got going on, huh?Copy !req
568. I mean, your skin has, like,
no pores.Copy !req
569. I am not sure, but I think there
wasa compliment in there somewhere,Copy !req
570. so thank you.Copy !req
571. But I am not an escort.Copy !req
572. How much you chargea night?Copy !req
573. Look,I'M...Copy !req
574. $5,000.Copy !req
575. What do you have to doexactly for 5 grand?Copy !req
576. All right.Copy !req
577. Your bail cleared.You're free to go.Copy !req
578. Your car'sat the impound lot.Copy !req
579. And you can pick it upin the morning.Copy !req
580. Well, how am I supposed to get
home? I don't have any money.Copy !req
581. Call a friend.Copy !req
582. I have been through enoughhumiliation
for one day.Copy !req
583. I hope you have a bettersuggestion than that.Copy !req
584. Okay,well, let me think, um...Copy !req
585. walk.Copy !req
586. oh, for goodness sakes!Copy !req
587. bree?Copy !req
588. Is everything okay?Copy !req
589. Oh, oh,I'm fine.I just,um, had a flat tire.Copy !req
590. It's your lucky day.Copy !req
591. I'm a whizat changing tires. Hop in.Copy !req
592. You know, thank you,Copy !req
593. but I think it's actuallysomething
more mechanical.Copy !req
594. My car has been makingjust a terrible noise.Copy !req
595. Well,I have auto club.Copy !req
596. Come on.Copy !req
597. Actually,Copy !req
598. my car has beenimpounded by the police.Copy !req
599. Thanks,betty,and, um...Copy !req
600. I'd appreciate itif you could keep
this little incidentto yourself.Copy !req
601. I won't say a word.I swear.Copy !req
602. Well, that's good to hear,Copy !req
603. because most people on thisstreet
couldn't keep a secretCopy !req
604. if their lives depended on it.Copy !req
605. Well, bree,Copy !req
606. even if everyone does find out,Copy !req
607. it's no big deal.Copy !req
608. I mean, lots of peoplehave D.U.I.S.Copy !req
609. Yes, but the difference ismost of those people
were actually drunkwhen they were arrested.Copy !req
610. I was not.Copy !req
611. Well, of course.Copy !req
612. You know, you sound likeyou
don't believe me.Copy !req
613. Well,um, it's just...Copy !req
614. I know you've gone througha lot lately—Copy !req
615. the death of your husband, problems
with your son.Copy !req
616. It would only be naturalif you
did self-medicate.Copy !req
617. I'm sorry, but sincewhen do you know
so much aboutmy personal life?Copy !req
618. Bree,Copy !req
619. it's like you said—Copy !req
620. the people on this street arenot
great at keeping secrets.Copy !req
621. Except for you.Copy !req
622. You're reallygood at it.Copy !req
623. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
624. Well, you moved into your housein
the middle of the night.Copy !req
625. God knowswhat you moved in
that you didn't wantanybody to see.Copy !req
626. People hear soundscoming at all
hours from there.Copy !req
627. And,oh, what was the last one?Oh,right—Copy !req
628. they found a dead bodyin front of your home.Copy !req
629. Everybody talks aboutthe applewhites,Copy !req
630. but nobody can figure out
exactly what you peopleare hiding.Copy !req
631. So congratulations.Copy !req
632. Your secrets are safe...Copy !req
633. for now.Copy !req
634. Edie?Copy !req
635. Hi, it's betty applewhite.Copy !req
636. Yeah,I'm sorryto call you so late but, um...Copy !req
637. I really need to meet with
youfirst thing in the morning.Copy !req
638. Yes.Copy !req
639. Well,I've decidedto sell my house.Copy !req
640. Dr. Ron?Copy !req
641. What are you doing here?Copy !req
642. Uh, we need to talk.Copy !req
643. And it's not the kind of talkwe
can have over the phone.Copy !req
644. Oh, are you sure?Copy !req
645. Um, becausel would look a lot better
over the phone right now.Copy !req
646. Um,susan,your,uh, your test results came back.Copy !req
647. And for the life of me,I can't figure it out.Copy !req
648. Now based on the—on the symptoms
you were describing—Copy !req
649. symptoms?Copy !req
650. Yeah, the dizziness, the tingling,
the muscle spasms,Copy !req
651. the chills—it could be neurological.Copy !req
652. It also could be basedon an
autoimmune disorder.Copy !req
653. I just—frankly,I'm stumped.Copy !req
654. Oh,no,no,no, no.Copy !req
655. Hey,listen, we're gonnaget through this, okay?Copy !req
656. I am so sorry.Copy !req
657. But I'm not sick.Copy !req
658. What are youtalking about?Copy !req
659. your nurse wouldn'tlet me see you, and I...Copy !req
660. really wanted to see you,Copy !req
661. so I sort of fakedall my symptoms.Copy !req
662. The dizziness, the chills, you know,
all of it.Copy !req
663. Why—why would youdo something like that?Copy !req
664. What the hellis wrong with you?Copy !req
665. I know. I know.I feel really awful.Copy !req
666. I am just not the bestat meeting men.Copy !req
667. And I thought you were cute,Copy !req
668. and I sort of thought that maybe
you thoughtl was cute,Copy !req
669. and you're a doctor, and that's so sexy.Copy !req
670. So I was up all nightworried sickCopy !req
671. digging through medical books,Copy !req
672. trying to figure outsome mysterious disease
that doesn't really exist?Copy !req
673. Really? You were up all night?Copy !req
674. Yes.Copy !req
675. I don't enjoytelling people
I thinkthey're going to die.Copy !req
676. Especially not
people I like.Copy !req
677. You like me?Copy !req
678. Yes.Copy !req
679. What about your girlfriend?Copy !req
680. - What girlfriend?
- The one who calledin the M.R.I. Room?Copy !req
681. We had one date. She wanteda
referral to a dermatologist.Copy !req
682. She's got eczema.Copy !req
683. Maybe we couldgo out sometime?Copy !req
684. Do you like sushi?Copy !req
685. I love sushi.Copy !req
686. I'm available tomorrow night.Copy !req
687. No,no,no, tomorrow's no good.
I'll still be angry.Copy !req
688. I should be cooled downby friday.Copy !req
689. Oh,uh, friday's good.Copy !req
690. Oh, there's one thing—Copy !req
691. your M.R.I. Showed that you
havea wandering spleen.Copy !req
692. A what?Copy !req
693. It's a wandering spleen.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
694. Sometimes the thing just
moves around in there.Copy !req
695. But we'll keepan eye on it.Copy !req
696. Wandering what?Copy !req
697. Okay,Copy !req
698. go get him, tiger.Copy !req
699. I can't do it, gaby.Copy !req
700. What?Copy !req
701. I can't go in there.I thought I could,
but I can't.Copy !req
702. You promised!Copy !req
703. Ever since I got outof prison,Copy !req
704. I've been tryingto lead a better life.Copy !req
705. And for the first time,I can honestly sayCopy !req
706. that I'm a good catholic,
and I don't want to ruin that.Copy !req
707. So do this today and go toan
extra long mass tomorrow.Copy !req
708. It doesn't workthat way.Copy !req
709. Okay,Copy !req
710. look,I'm really trying
to understandyour moral dilemma here,I am.Copy !req
711. But if you don't getmy pictures back,Copy !req
712. I'm gonna be humiliated.Copy !req
713. You think our gardener
is the only local pervsurfing the web?Copy !req
714. I'm sorry, gabrielle.Copy !req
715. You used to go crazyCopy !req
716. when men would so muchas
look at me the wrong way—Copy !req
717. and that's whenl had clothes on.Copy !req
718. I'm trying to bebetter than that now.Copy !req
719. Or maybe you just don't love
meas much as you used to.Copy !req
720. Why can't you just let mebe a good person?Copy !req
721. You know, if you really loved me,Copy !req
722. you wouldn't even ask meto go in there.Copy !req
723. If you really loved me,
I wouldn't have to ask!Copy !req
724. fine, forget it.Copy !req
725. Really?Copy !req
726. Be a good person.Copy !req
727. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
728. It's not thatl don't love you. I—Copy !req
729. yeah,okay,look, let's just go home.Copy !req
730. What are you doing?Copy !req
731. I'm gettingyour pictures back.Copy !req
732. I'm not gonna hurt him.Copy !req
733. I'll talk to him,Copy !req
734. appeal to his better nature.Copy !req
735. Can I help you?Copy !req
736. I'm carlos solis.Copy !req
737. You have,uh, naked picturesof
my wife on your web site.Copy !req
738. You're, uh...Copy !req
739. gabrielle's husband?Copy !req
740. well, you know what?
I was just aboutto take those off anyway.Copy !req
741. That's great.Copy !req
742. I reallyappreciate this, scott.Copy !req
743. Hey, no problem.Copy !req
744. To tell you the truth, gabrielle's pages
weren't exactly raking in the big bucks for me.Copy !req
745. I find thathard to believe.Copy !req
746. I'm not saying gabrielle's nota pretty girl.Copy !req
747. Of course she is.But, uh,Copy !req
748. she ain't exactlyinternet pretty, you know?Copy !req
749. What does that mean?Copy !req
750. The web's about fantasy, not fashion.Copy !req
751. I mean, guys surfingfor porn,Copy !req
752. they don't care how the clothesare
hanging off the body.Copy !req
753. They just wanna seethe goods. So, uh,Copy !req
754. if little miss nastyain't rocking
some curves...Copy !req
755. my wife has a perfect figure.Copy !req
756. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
757. Our little gaby knows how to, uh...Copy !req
758. work a runway,but, uh,Copy !req
759. when it comesto cyber lovin'?Copy !req
760. No real man's gonnawaste tissue on that.
There you go.Copy !req
761. That's all of 'em.Copy !req
762. So we cool now?Copy !req
763. now that's my guy.Copy !req
764. You're not limping.Copy !req
765. Did everything go okay?Copy !req
766. I couldn't do it.Copy !req
767. What happened?Copy !req
768. I don't know.
I got there,I...Copy !req
769. I put on the paper gownand I, uh...Copy !req
770. I just couldn't do it.Copy !req
771. Why not?Copy !req
772. It felt likel was being emasculated.Copy !req
773. Oh, please.Copy !req
774. I'm serious, lynette.Copy !req
775. I don't make the moneyaround here anymore.Copy !req
776. I don't providefor you and the kids.Copy !req
777. And I wasn't going to let them snip out the l
ast thing that make me feel a manCopy !req
778. Staying home and taking care of the kids
doesn't make you less of a manCopy !req
779. that's crazyCopy !req
780. you expect me to calm your rational fears,Copy !req
781. I expect you to calm mineCopy !req
782. Are you saying you are not happy?Copy !req
783. A little bit yeahCopy !req
784. Well what we gonna do about that?Copy !req
785. I don't knowCopy !req
786. - can we just?
- no, LynetteCopy !req
787. I don't knowCopy !req
788. hi, it's detective barton, look I feel awful
about what happend the other day,Copy !req
789. I was the jerkCopy !req
790. so to make it up to youCopy !req
791. I did some sniffing around about the dead manCopy !req
792. they found in front of your neigbours houseCopy !req
793. I got some information his name is Curt MonroeCopy !req
794. A private detective who lost his license
a couple years agoCopy !req
795. Apparently he is from ChicagoCopy !req
796. I don't if this is helpful but...Copy !req
797. years ago, he is apparently from ChicagoCopy !req
798. I,I don't know if this is helpful butCopy !req
799. I just feel terrible about what happenedCopy !req
800. illness can take on many formsCopy !req
801. those of the body are easy to treatCopy !req
802. Much more difficultCopy !req
803. are the hidden maladies festering in our heartsCopy !req
804. the secret diction that consume our soulCopy !req
805. and the disease we denyCopy !req
806. which affect our judgementCopy !req
807. To survive we need to find that special
someone who can heal usCopy !req
808. I work so hard on my life,Copy !req
809. so hardCopy !req
810. Now it's all nothingCopy !req
811. I got one daughter I hate who hates meCopy !req
812. before her timeCopy !req
813. No one left for me nowCopy !req
814. What did I do it forCopy !req
815. it was good ICopy !req
816. did't feel a thingCopy !req
817. But we can never predictCopy !req
818. who have the cure for what ills usCopy !req
819. or when they'll show upCopy !req
820. But I think we can get along,Copy !req
821. justCopy !req