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3. Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
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4. Susan betrayed mike...
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5. What kind of friend is he?
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6. The real good kind.
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7. Andrew pushed the boundaries...
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8. Zach's come home. Is there anything I can do?
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11. So when do I tell people you'll be back?
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13. And a stranger finally caught up with Caleb.
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22. Or, "honey, it's time to stop drinking."
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24. So I finally said, if I'm head cheerleader,
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26. Yeah!
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27. I just want you to knowas a former member
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28. of my high school marching band, I would've appreciated that.
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29. Wait a second, you were a band geek?
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39. No, you were more interested in the guys like- like this. Now,
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42. All I know is, I was a lonely, insecure tuba player.
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44. Aw.
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46. - 18?
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50. Those scars healed a long time ago.
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51. Oh, for God sakes, come here.
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61. After every party
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67. Oh, here, let me take that.
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70. you know that thing
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71. you and Tom did tonight?
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72. The- the kiss?
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73. Was that hysterical?
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75. Yeah.
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102. Oh, sure, but...
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103. but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
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108. No, no tension.
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112. And that's just a little bit insulting.
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116. What kiss?
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117. Oh, you were in the living room.
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118. Gaby planted a big, wet kiss
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120. It was hilarious.
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123. you are an ex-model.
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124. And surely it must have dawned on you that some women
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125. might prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands.
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126. That's all I'm saying.
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127. Oh, you guys, we're all friends.
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128. This isn't something to get worked up over.
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129. I'm not worked up.
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130. Me neither.
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131. Hey, everyone,
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132. did you see what Kathy Lewis was wearing tonight?
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133. And whoever told her that she could get away
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134. with those vertical stripes should be shot.
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135. Oh.
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137. Zach is back!
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139. You do?
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140. Yeah, he's been back for a couple of days now.
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142. Yeah.
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147. and then when we were comfortable,
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149. But now paul's back.
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150. And he doesn't want you anywhere near him.
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151. He's threatened to tell the police
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152. everything that happened in the desert-
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153. that I held a gun to his head.
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154. Well, it's your word against his.
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155. But he doesn't have a record, and I do.
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157. sending Zach away,
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159. I hope you know that.
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160. I do.
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161. And on the bright side,
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162. I don't have to wonder where he is anymore.
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163. It says that you can do a report on anything
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164. from the suggested reading list,
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165. which includes "the old man and the sea,"
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166. "the pearl,"
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167. "much ado about nothing. "
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168. Hmm.
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169. That sounds good. What do you like?
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170. I don't care.
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171. Let's start with "the pearl. "
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173. We'll start with that.
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174. You know,
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175. it's not gonna be so bad.
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176. but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
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177. Okay,
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179. But I need to keep you close to me
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180. just for a while.
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182. who aren't thrilled that we're back.
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188. That's ridiculous. Why would mike wanna kill me?
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189. Because you murdered Mrs. Huber?
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192. because she was blackmailing mom.
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208. - Probably.
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212. Did one of your soufflés fall?
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213. I saw what you did with your friend.
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214. Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt. Good for you.
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215. This is not a joke, Andrew.
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217. Well, I'd hope they'd think that I'd landed a hottie.
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221. you will not mock my values.
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222. If you so much as smile at that boy,
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224. and I will not pick you up again until you are 18.
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225. Do I make myself clear?
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226. Aren't you forgetting something?
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228. Go on, take it. It's okay.
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245. but not until I am sure that it's safe.
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253. Oh, I'm doing a property appraisal.
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256. I'm not really allowed to say.
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261. Yeah, well, whoever it is, you go back
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262. and you tell your bosses that nobody, and I mean, nobody,
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269. You got it.
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305. Yeah, but I probably should've just gone with it.
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349. I brought fresh croissants for breakfast!
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363. Well, go ahead, call 'em.
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480. And then you won'tbe able to judge me.
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481. And we can go back to being
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482. a boring, average married couple.
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483. Oh, just do me a favor. Don't bring back any diseases.
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484. Are you sure you're not overreacting
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485. to this whole Gabrielle thing?
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486. Maybe.
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487. Yes.
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488. But Gaby doesn't think she did anything wrong.
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489. That's not right, either.
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490. I guess.
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491. You're an attractive man.
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492. There is a primal need for a woman to protect what is hers.
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493. My initial impulse was justified.
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494. So you really think she's into me?
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495. I don't know.
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496. Because you're right. I am an attractive man.
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497. You know what? I've never told you this,
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498. but sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper,
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499. I catch Bree van de Kamp checking me out.
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500. You're kidding.
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501. No, scout's honor.
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502. I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism,
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503. and as I get older,
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504. I think it's only becoming more intense.
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505. Are you drunk?
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506. Oh, I'm a hot guy living in a neighborhood
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507. filled with nothing but lonely ladies.
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508. Oh.
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509. They can't help themselves. I'm like... catnip.
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510. Come here.
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511. What was that for?
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512. Thank you. Thank you for reminding me
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513. that I am the only woman in the whole world
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514. who could love an idiot like you.
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515. - I'll talk to Gaby.
- I'm telling you,
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516. - these women want me.
- Oh, yeah.
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517. They see the rippling muscle sunderneath this t-shirt...
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518. Good night, Tom.
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519. They cannot resist me.
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520. Shut up and go to sleep.
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521. Aah!
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522. Son of a bitch.
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523. You gotta be kidding me.
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524. Whoa, whoa.
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525. I'm here to help you, Caleb.
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526. All right?
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527. Mama's gon' be mad.
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528. Don't you worry about that.
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529. Moms love me.
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530. All right, let's go.
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531. No!
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532. Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
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533. Let's start over.
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534. Aah!
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535. Let's go.
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536. I'm warning you, pinhead,
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537. don't you make me come down there after you.
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538. Come on.
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539. Come on!
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540. All right, you asked for it.
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541. I'm gonna beat the stupid right out of you.
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542. This hit the spot.
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543. Caleb?
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544. I didn't do it.
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545. Oh, dear.
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546. Well, hey there.
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547. Hi, Karl. Oh!
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548. Oh, um, quick question-
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549. when someone discusses a sensitive situation
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550. with a lawyer such as yourself,
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551. when does attorney/client confidentiality kick in?
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552. From the moment the lawyer's been hired. Why?
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553. Here's a check for $100.
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554. That's enough for a retainer, right?
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555. Well, I guess. What's going on, Bree?
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556. My son is trying to blackmail me.
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557. And I want you to stop the little S.O.B.
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558. Do you think you could do that?
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559. He has an Illinois license.
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560. It says here his name is Munroe.
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561. Does that name mean anything to you?
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562. No, but at leas the wasn't a policeman.
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563. Poor man.
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564. I hope he didn't suffer too much.
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565. Mom, are we looking at the same body?
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566. What is it?
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567. As soon as it gets dark,
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568. we get rid of that body.
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569. Hey.
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570. Um...
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571. I hope it's okay. Carlos let me in.
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572. Actually, I'm right in the middle of something,
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573. and I don't know when I'll be done.
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574. I'm just here to say I am sorry,
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575. and I have been a complete idiot.
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576. All done.
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577. So cute. 'Cause it's beautiful!
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578. Is the coast clear?
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579. Yes, it is. We worked it out.
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580. No kidding. How'd you manage that one?
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581. Simple. Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
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582. Well, 99% wrong.
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583. Oh, whatever, close enough.
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584. Anyway, Tom's probably got dinner ready by now.
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585. So I should get goin'.
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586. Okay.
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587. Good night. Bye! Mwah!
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588. You know what the 1% is, right?
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589. No, not really.
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590. Does it matter?
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591. It kinda does.
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592. I wanna get it clear for our friendship.
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593. Okay.
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594. What's the 1%?
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595. Well, well...
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596. Yes, I overreacted.
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597. I think you can see
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598. how even thoughl was somewhat off base,
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599. you were a little wrong, right?
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600. No. I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
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601. I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband,
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602. they would've laughed
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603. and then forgot about it ten seconds later.
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604. Okay, let's test that theory.
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605. See? I don't care.
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606. That's... just a waste of time...
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607. and spit.
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608. Oh. Okay.
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609. Okay, okay, okay.
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610. Okay! Okay!
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611. I get your point.
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612. All righty, then, my work here is done.
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613. Carlos, Gaby.
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614. Go!
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615. Not bad.
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616. Hey, there he is.
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617. Zach, I'm glad you could make it.
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618. Hey, Zach.
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619. Mr. Delfino, I didn't know you were gonna be here.
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620. Yeah, I was just bowling a few frames and ran into these guys.
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621. I thought I might join you. Is, uh, that okay?
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622. Yeah, I guess.
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623. Oh!
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624. Okay, write that down-nine!
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625. Wise guy.
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626. All right, just roll it in there nice and easy.
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627. Sorry.
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628. It's okay. We're still close.
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629. Anyway, Julie's totally gonna choke.
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630. Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
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631. Zach, do you want one?
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632. Okay.
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633. You okay?
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634. Yeah, I'm fine, it's just...
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635. I don't understand what you're doing.
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636. What do you mean?
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637. Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
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638. I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys. You should hate me.
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639. We don't hate you, Zach.
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640. You had an incredibly hard year.
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641. And you shouldn't have done what you did,
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642. but we just wanna help you move on.
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643. Look, um...
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644. when I was young,
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645. I got mixed upin some really bad stuff.
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646. I even did some time in prison.
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647. - Really?
- Yeah, but when I got out,
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648. people were willing to forgive me.
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649. Everybody deserves a second chance.
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650. Thanks.
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651. You know, I'm gonna go, uh, help Julie with the food.
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652. So you guys just keep talking and bowling.
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653. Talk and bowl.
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654. Bowl and talk.
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655. Here, let me show you something.
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656. See the arrows right in the middle?
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657. Just roll it straight over the one in the center. Okay.
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658. You don't have to spin itor anything.
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659. Just right down the middle.
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660. Look at that!
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661. Good job.
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662. Hurry up!
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663. I am hurrying up, okay?
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664. Wait, no! No! No!
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665. - What?
- I dropped the keys.
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666. I don't have 'em. They're in here!
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667. sometimes you just have to laugh.
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668. Andrew?
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669. Would you mind turning off your video game?
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670. My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
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671. So even though your mother did witness George Williams' suicide,
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672. there's no affirmative duty to intervene.
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673. Therefore, no crime was committed.
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674. Even if the police find out,
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675. your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
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676. Well, maybe I got the story wrong.
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677. What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
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678. If you wanna lie to the police, go right ahead.
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679. But please know that I will sue you.
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680. For what?
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681. Abuse of process.
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682. It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system
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683. for an improper purpose-like blackmail.
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684. You guys can't sue me. I'm just a kid.
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685. Oh, don't worry.
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686. I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
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687. Your mom- is she a peach or what?
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688. If the cops don't give a damn, I'm sure your friends will.
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689. How does a little public humiliation sound?
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690. Bree, can I get a refill on this?
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691. What are you doing?
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692. Your father was a friend of mine.
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693. And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd
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694. you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.
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695. Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
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696. No, he isn't, but if you don't get your act together
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697. and start treating your mother with some respect,
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698. I'll take care of you myself.
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699. Do you understand what I'm saying?
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700. Yeah.
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701. Good.
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702. Hey, neighbor.
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703. Oh, hey, Carlos.
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704. Hi.
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705. I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gaby.
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706. Well, sure, no problem.
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707. It's been really tough on her-
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708. everybody finding out about the affair.
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709. Yeah, I can imagine.
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710. I don't mind telling you, it's, uh...
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711. it's been pretty tough on us the past couple months.
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712. Oh, well, I'm not surprised,
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713. and I really, really hope you can work it out.
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714. Yeah, we're trying. You know...
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715. Mm-hmm? Yeah?
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716. Gaby had an interesting suggestion.
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717. Oh?
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718. She told me that I should go out
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719. and have an affair of my own.
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720. She thinks it's the only way
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721. I'll be able to get over what she did to me
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722. and that it just might help our marriage.
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723. Why are you telling me this?
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724. Uh...
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725. I guess I just, uh...
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726. wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject?
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727. I... don't.
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728. I really don't.
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729. Well, if you ever do, let me know.
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730. By the way...
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731. Mm-hmm?
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732. That was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
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733. You can't fake chemistry like that.
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734. What the hell is this?
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735. Delfino?
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736. Stay away from my son!
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737. Oh, my God!
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738. Dad!
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739. - You okay?
- I'm fine.
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740. Aah!
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741. So I squirm to avoid hitting his car
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742. and I hit Parker instead
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743. and that's from the trunk top open
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744. when we got out
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745. we found this dead body.
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746. Are you worried now
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747. 'cause I am.
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748. Not yet
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749. Let's be patient, see what will happens.
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750. How'd go.
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751. Well I told them everything I know.
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752. which wasn't much
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753. so we thinking this is Paul.
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754. Well he's our friendly neighborhood murderer.
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755. Yes it seems obvious.
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756. I don't know.
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757. I saw his face when he looked into the trunk
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758. and he looked just as shocked as I was.
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759. I'm thinking it was the Applewhites.
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760. I talked to the dead guy.
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761. He said he was doing appraisal on their house.
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762. I got a little cheesed
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763. so I called all the realtors in town.
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764. Nobody had even heard of him.
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765. That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
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766. Please.
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767. Those two were fishy
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768. They bought that house sightn unseen
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769. and they did move in the middle of the night
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770. and there were noises.
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771. What noises?
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772. A couple weeks ago
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773. I heard some noises coming
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774. from the basement like cleaning.
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775. I asked betty about it.
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776. Ahe lied right to my face.
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777. What's that about?
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778. I don't know.
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779. Now I am worried.
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780. Julie.
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781. Hi.
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782. Well my dad found out about us bowling.
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783. I cannot be able to do that anytime soon.
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784. Oh, sorry.
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785. No no I'm glad we did.
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786. I haven't felt like a part of a family in a long time.
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787. Thanks.
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788. I'd better go back inside.
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789. The act itself never varies,
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790. but each kiss carries a with it a meaning all it's own.
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791. It can convey a husband's eternal devotion
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792. or a wife's enormous regret.
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793. It can symbolize a mother's growing concern
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794. or a lover's growing passion,
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795. but whatever its meaning
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796. each kiss
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797. reflects a basic human need.
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798. The needs to connect to another human being.
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799. This desire is so strong
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