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ten minutes ago.
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dad away to kill him.
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drinking many times,
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60. No. She fell. Bit her lip.
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- Feed the dog.
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- The doctor said keep that in.
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- 'cause he's crazy.
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She's kind of a mess right now.
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when she jumped the kid.
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more of a domestic squabble?
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- I know where you keep the key.
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- No, I'm pregnant, you jackass.
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away for eight years.
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be a little mad about that.
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to sneak around anymore.
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- You don't know it's your baby.
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finger paint before breakfast?
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now, so it's my call, right?
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meeting wasn't until 1.
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to do before that—
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- Aah! No! No!
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- Who, me?
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that values youth above all else.
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- You are experienced.
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this job interview, okay?
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one who drinks it.
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I'd hate to throw it away.
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- A girl...
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- Four kids?
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get in the way of the job
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home with them from now on.
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both jobs justice.
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those kind of women—
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appointment or a dance recital.
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putting people out.
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Nina, won't be an issue.
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to leave those sad little faces behind?
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grown-up things.
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no boogers under the table.
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great. Thank you—
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anywhere without him.
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that he hid under his mattress.
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about it, but I did.
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you cheated, too.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, I wanna start over.
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- Hi.
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- This is my son.
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- I lost my dad, too.
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on vacation,
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used to be a concert pianist, and—
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weight off my shoulders.
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- How sweet.
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the cleverness to me.
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by dorset security?
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in case Zach comes back.
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night, so he got me this sign.
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with the police searching for Zach?
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- Yeah.
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- I've gotta tell you something.
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- Mom, stop, stop. Listen.
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you for an exam.
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need to take a test.
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of what I know is true in my heart.
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hairy situations of your own.
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- Mm-hmm.
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clinic screwed up
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belonged to some lesbian.
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implanted in her lover,
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baby's gonna be gay!
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coffee and talk about it?
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about Rex as a person.
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write anything at all, reverend.
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after he was married?
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on some white roses.
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on that incredibly insensitive comment,
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it the way it sounded.
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- Ladies—
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life was not his childhood.
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and he loved being a father.
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loved being a father,
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you'd like to say?
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of Rex's life miserable,
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chance at happiness.
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- Oh, yes, I am.
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are going to have sticks,
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up on this, so help me,
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out of your church.
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- I am not kidding.
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it will make your head spin.
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- Inside.
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felicia in the hospital.
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thrilled that you're okay.
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- Edie...
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- Good.
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He couldn't handle it.
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- I care.
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We're moving in together.
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You don't even know Zach.
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that deep down, he's a good kid.
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Zach wanted to shoot you.
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- Does it matter?
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Now tell me why Zach does.
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419. Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane
and demanded her baby back.
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422. Oh, my god.
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424. I answered your phone.
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425. It's the police.
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426. Yeah. Delfino.
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427. You did?
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428. Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes.
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429. Zach's dead.
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430. They want me to come identify the body.
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431. Thanks for coming down.
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432. Since the kid's father is missing,
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433. we didn't know who else to call.
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435. that's not Zach.
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436. You're sure?
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437. He had a gun in my face for six hours.
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438. I know what he looks like.
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439. - Can you give us a minute?
- Sure.
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440. - Zach is your son, isn't he?
- Yeah.
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441. I'm pretty sure.
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442. How long have you known?
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443. Paul Young told me.
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444. Deirdre got pregnant
before I went to jail
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445. and, um, told me she had an abortion.
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446. Guess she lied.
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447. I see.
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448. When I took Paul out to the desert,
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449. and I was so angry,
I just wanted to hurt him...
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450. the way they hurt Deirdre.
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453. my baby...
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455. Kept me from doing something
really stupid.
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456. I'm gonna take a cab home, okay?
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457. But she's family,
so that makes her our bitch.
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458. Mom, grandma's leaving, all right?
You have to talk to her.
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459. No, I don't. If you heard the
things that she said to me—
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460. look, I'm sure she was
a real bitch, okay?
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461. Let her say good-bye to dad.
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462. She went out of her
way to be cruel to me.
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463. I don't want her at the funeral.
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464. Mom, if you don't let grandma come,
I will never forgive you.
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465. Did I ask for your help?
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466. You know dad would want her there.
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467. It's true Rex and I did not have
the perfect marriage,
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470. Of course you are.
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471. Of course I respect you.
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472. Well, then why did you
say those things to me?
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473. I guess I thought it would be
easier to be angry at you
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474. than to be angry with Rex.
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475. I mean, what was he thinking,
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476. leaving me?
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477. I do want you to come to the funeral.
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478. you don't know what that
means to me, Bree.
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479. Thank you.
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480. Someone should get my luggage.
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481. Okay, let's get outta here. Tom?
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482. - Yeah?
- Mom.
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483. What's the matter?
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484. My back—I threw it out. I was
holding parker upside down.
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485. Okay. Come on. Give me your feet.
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486. how's that? Is that better?
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487. honey, can you push the interview?
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488. Because I don't think I'm gonna be able
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489. to take care of penny like this.
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490. Don't do this to me.
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491. I don't have time to make a phone call,
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I would not let the kids
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493. interfere with this job.
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494. But that was a stupid promise.
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495. Remember that time when you were away
in Tucson, and I had a 104 fever,
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the kids trick-or-treating?
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497. honey...
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499. Tom, being a mom is like
being an E.R. Doctor.
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500. There are no days off,
so get up! Get up!
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501. Okay.
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502. Jeez, are you crying?
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503. Just a little.
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504. I'll be fine. You just... go.
Just go.
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505. oh, for God sakes.
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506. Give 'em hell, honey.
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507. You...
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508. hi, mrs. Scavo. You can wait inside.
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509. - They'll be right in.
- Great.
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510. Listen, uh...
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511. - Stu.
- Stu.
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512. You look like a bright, uh,
responsible young man,
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513. and I bet you just love
kids. Am I right?
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514. Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scavo.
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515. Thanks so much for having me in.
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516. Nice to meet you. Please, sit.
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517. Thank you.
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518. We're gonna have to
make this quick.
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519. I gotta leave in five
to catch a plane.
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520. I got celtic tickets on the floor.
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521. This is a great resume?
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522. I see you worked with the Donahues.
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523. You know, I snaked the Oslo candy
account from 'em last year.
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524. So you've done a lot of copy work?
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525. I have. But when I moved over
to cenn and simmons,
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526. um, I got to do a broader
range of campaigns.
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527. T...
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528. uh, V...
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529. and... uh...
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532. could you excuse me for a minute?
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533. Please?
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534. What's going on?
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535. I have no idea.
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536. Stu, you are an idiot.
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537. You're an idiot, an absolute idiot.
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538. Hi.
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539. Ha! Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny.
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540. She gives me all my best ideas.
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541. You brought your baby to the interview.
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542. - It won't be an ongoing thing.
- You bet it won't.
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543. Nina, it's fine.
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544. Any chance we can get
that little lady to be quiet?
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545. Not until I change her diaper.
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546. Could you just give me two minutes?
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547. Sorry. Plane. Well...
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548. then watch me multitask.
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549. Here's how I see it.
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550. You guys run a really good shop,
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551. but if you want your agency
to go to the next level,
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552. you have to focus on two things.
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553. First, you've gotta win some awards.
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554. Do some P.S.A.S, pro bono stuff,
whatever it takes,
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555. because whether they admit it or not,
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556. clients care about what's
in your trophy case.
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557. Two—your web site.
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558. It's the first thing a
client's gonna look at,
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559. and it's hard to navigate.
There's no site map.
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560. It just wasn't built for people
who grow up without computers.
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561. There. And third...
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562. I don't have a third.
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563. Yeah, so that's... it.
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564. Okay.
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565. You're in.
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566. - Seriously?
- Yeah.
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567. Take the office across
the hall. I gotta run.
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568. Well, all right!
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569. Okay, obviously, I'm gonna
clean that up.
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570. Here it is in black and white.
It's your kid.
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571. What? Why aren't you smiling?
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572. It's not enough.
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573. What do you want,
a father's day card?
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574. You knew the one thing that
I demanded was fidelity,
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575. and you still went out and
screwed around behind my back.
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576. You knew the one thing
I didn't want was a child,
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577. and you still tricked me
into getting pregnant.
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578. It's not the same thing.
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579. Damn straight. What you did was worse.
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580. We're not very nice people, are we?
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581. No, we're not.
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582. Oh, when we got married,
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583. I thought we were gonna be so happy.
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584. Me too.
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585. Look on the bright side.
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586. Thank god for that.
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588. that I was really rude at the morgue.
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589. When you told me about Zach,
I was so busy freaking out,
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always wanted a child,
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594. Thanks.
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596. but it's good news any way you slice it.
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599. have a relationship with him,
and that takes time,
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- Susan—
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601. and out of all the mixed-up
teenagers in the world,
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602. Zach is just the one kid that
I can't be around.
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604. So, um, what I'm trying to say is...
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and that is good for you.
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619. But it's what Rex would have wanted.
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he was wearing,
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irresistible enthusiasm
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of Rex Van de Kamp,
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who have no hope
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their trust in god.
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633. give it to her! Give it to her.
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634. You look magnificent.
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killed Zach's birth mother
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636. in order to keep her
from taking Zach away.
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had killed herself
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640. Can you imagine living with that guilt?
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Paul and Mary Alice
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645. I mean, what do we actually
know about our neighbors?
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keep their lawns nice
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we stop asking questions
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649. 'cause if people are good neighbors...
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happens behind closed doors.
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651. It had been one year since my suicide...
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657. the kind anyone would want
living right next door.
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660. but playing those songs
today at the funeral
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665. Of course you do. I'm sorry.
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669. How'd I get so lucky to
have a child like you?
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671. That flower is a small act of kindness
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675. Well,I guess you did your job.
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