1. Previously on Desperate Housewives.
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2. The boys are in my class because I'm
the only teacher who can handle them.
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3. We may no longer
be able to accommodate them.
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4. Ultimatums were made.
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5. She used this to kill herself.
Why would you keep it?
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6. Questions were asked.
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7. - Are you OK?
- I think he's hiding something.
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8. And lots of evidence was uncovered.
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9. What is it you hired me to do?
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10. Someone sent that note to my wife.
I need to know who.
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11. You like Alfred Hitchcock?
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12. I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
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13. I found it in our bed. It's not mine.
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14. Talk about dirty laundry.
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15. Every neighborhood
has a woman like Alberta Frome.
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16. And every woman like Mrs. Frome
has a cat.
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17. When she traveled,
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18. Mrs. Frome would arrange for friends
to look after her beloved pet.
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19. This time, however, she was forced
to ask her neighbor, Susan Mayer.
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20. Mrs. Frome liked Susan.
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21. But it was common knowledge
on Wisteria Lane,
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22. where Susan Mayer went,
bad luck was sure to follow.
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23. Her misfortunes ranged
from the commonplace
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25. to the truly bizarre.
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26. As she waved goodbye, she worried
that Susan's bad luck would continue.
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27. For that matter, so did her cat.
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28. Mr. Whiskers. Dinner time.
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29. Here, kitty.
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30. That's weird.
Cats can't open drawers, can they?
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31. - You didn't leave them open?
- No way.
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32. Do you think somebody broke in?
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33. Mr. Whiskers?
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34. Though she didn't know it at the time,
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35. Susan's luck
had finally started to change.
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36. News that an intruder had breached
the security of Wisteria Lane
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38. At a Neighborhood Watch meeting
the next night,
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39. residents voiced their concerns
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40. over the increasing dangers
their community faced.
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41. Mrs. Ida Greenberg said someone was
looking through her bathroom window
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42. whenever she took a shower.
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43. Bob Fisk warned those present
that a government agency
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44. was listening in
on their phone conversations.
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45. Helen Vale spoke of
a ruthless local teenage gang
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46. that had egged her minivan.
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47. Three factors contribute to...
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48. The evening concluded with Officer
Thompson offering safety tips
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49. and a plan of action.
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50. you have some control over.
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51. You can sign up for daily or nightly
patrols, which might seem like overkill,
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52. but regular surveillance will deter
even the most determined criminal.
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53. Are there any other questions?
All right. Let's be careful out there.
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54. - Actually, do you have a second?
- Sure. How can I help?
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55. I'm the one who discovered the break-in.
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56. - I think I found some evidence.
- Evidence?
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57. This is a screwdriver left behind
by the burglar. I didn't touch it.
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58. Why didn't you give this
to the investigators?
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59. I tried and they laughed at me.
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60. Nothing was taken from the house.
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61. I apologize.
That was totally unprofessional.
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62. Thank you. So you think
it should be dusted for prints?
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63. - Yes. And I'll make sure it gets done.
- Great.
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64. Bye.
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65. Boys, stop it. Go to bed.
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66. - We're not tired.
- Well, at least go upstairs.
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67. - We want to play.
- Look.
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68. Gimme.
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69. Go.
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70. So why weren't you sitting with Mike?
I thought you two were an item.
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71. I sort of thought so too.
Getting a lot of mixed signals.
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72. I'll tell you who wasn't giving mixed
signals. Sexy Officer Thompson.
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73. - He stared at you all night.
- You noticed that?
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74. Honey, trust me, when
they're not staring at me, I notice.
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75. I appreciate you guys
staying and helping.
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76. Please. I would have hosted it myself
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77. but there's camping equipment
everywhere.
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78. It's nice of you.
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79. There's something else nice
that I'd like you to do.
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80. Your kids both went to Barcliff Academy,
didn't they?
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81. We need you to recommend Porter and
Preston. We can't get an interview.
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82. You want me to recommend the twins?
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83. Yes. You can tell them
how beautifully behaved the boys are.
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84. - So you want me to lie?
- Yeah. I thought that was understood.
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85. I'm very well respected at Barcliff,
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86. and my word
won't be good there any more.
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87. Yes, but by the time they realize
their mistake, we'll be in.
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88. You're not having any more kids.
What do you care?
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89. I had hoped some day to get
my grandchildren into Barcliff.
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90. But I suppose
that doesn't matter to you, does it?
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91. It really doesn't.
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92. We've got to get rid of it.
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93. - I said leave it alone.
- No. You can't stop me.
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94. - Paul and Zach are fighting again.
- The second time this week.
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95. They never fought
when Mary Alice was alive.
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96. It's a shame.
They used to be such a happy family.
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97. Just because you didn't hear them
fighting, doesn't mean they were happy.
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98. The next day, as residents
began to patrol Wisteria Lane
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99. in the hopes of
foiling potential burglars,
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100. Gabrielle was about to experience
a home invasion of her own.
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101. Mama Solis. What are you doing here?
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102. I came to visit my son and
daughter-in-law. What does it look like?
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103. Does Carlos know you're coming?
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104. No. He likes to be surprised.
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105. Now come.
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106. Gabrielle. Come.
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107. Family should always hug,
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108. regardless of how they feel
about each other.
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109. She's a beauty. 30-footer?
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110. 32.
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111. Sweet. I sail. I've got a Flying Scott.
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112. We have several
yachting enthusiasts here.
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113. - I could introduce them to you...
- That sounds great.
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114. if we decide to enroll your children.
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115. To be honest, Mr. and Mrs. Scavo,
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116. your children's educational background
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117. is a bit more common
than we would prefer.
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118. But Mrs. Van De Kamp said
they were identical twins?
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119. Yes. You can't tell them apart.
They're like book ends.
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120. We do strive for diversity at Barcliff.
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121. Identical twins could be interesting.
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122. The boys are fascinating. They even have
their own twin secret language.
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123. - Yeah, it's pretty scary.
- Not so much scary as highly developed.
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124. Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
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125. Tom, Mr. Lentz was trying
to say something. Go ahead.
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126. I'd love to meet these twins of yours.
I tell you what.
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127. I'll put them on our "must-meet list".
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128. - Terrific.
- Thank you so much.
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129. - What is a "must-meet list"?
- We bring them in for observation.
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130. Observation?
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131. To see how they play with the other
children, how they respond to authority,
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132. that sort of thing.
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133. - Great.
- That sounds wonderful.
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134. - Kids ready?
- Almost. Thanks for driving them.
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135. Happy to do it. I miss them.
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136. Did you hear there was a break-in
at Mrs. Frome's?
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137. Yeah. I heard they didn't take anything.
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138. It's still frightening.
He could have been a sexual predator.
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139. And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's? That
would have been a lose-lose situation.
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140. Rex, that's not the point.
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141. I don't feel safe. I was wondering
if you could spend the night.
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142. You're in the NRA. You own four guns.
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143. If somebody broke in
I'd expect you to protect me.
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144. Rex, the truth is, with the kids gone,
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145. I'll be all by myself in this house
for the first time in 17 years.
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146. I know it's hard to hear, but the
marriage counseling might not work.
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147. You need to get used to being alone.
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148. You're right. That was hard to hear.
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149. - What are you doing?
- That is for the kids.
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150. Come on. I'm staying at a motel.
I haven't had a decent meal in weeks.
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151. The marriage counseling
might not work out.
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152. You need to get used to bad cooking.
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153. Screwdriver girl.
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154. I took your evidence into the lab
for fingerprints.
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155. Really? That's great.
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156. - I'll call you if I hear something.
- OK.
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157. - Sorry.
- Thanks.
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158. Actually, I'd like to call you anyway
if that's OK.
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159. You seem like a really sweet guy
in an interesting line of work
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160. but I'm not really available.
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161. - You have a boyfriend?
- Yeah, sort of.
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162. - Sort of.
- It's hard to explain. Even to myself.
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163. Unit 23, we have a 907A in progress.
Please respond.
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164. Ten-four. I'm on my way. I gotta go.
Apparently there's a hostage situation.
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165. So you're really turning me down?
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166. - Boy. My self-esteem can't take this.
- I'm sorry.
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167. No, it's just, now my ability to help
those hostages has been compromised.
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168. - Still, don't blame yourself.
- Blame myself?
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169. Yeah. It's hard to rescue folks
when you don't feel good about yourself.
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170. - They'll probably all die anyway.
- OK, fine. I'll go out with you.
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171. Great. I'll call you.
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172. Now that you've got your date,
you can tell me what 907A really means.
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173. - Someone's TV was playing too loud.
- Thank God for the Thin Blue Line.
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174. I'll call you.
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175. I'll be outside doing my yoga.
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176. I'll be right back.
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177. Must you do that now?
My mother's here.
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178. I'm not gonna stop my life
just because she shows up unannounced.
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179. She's family.
She doesn't need an invite.
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180. Whatever. It's rude.
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181. It's real pretty, Mama.
You were always good with your hands.
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182. So, I assume you didn't insist that
I travel 2,000 miles for small talk.
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183. So why am I here?
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185. is unhappy.
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everything she ever wanted,
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187. but it doesn't seem
to make a difference.
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188. I feel her drifting
further and further away.
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189. And lately I've started thinking
that maybe...
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190. So you think she's cheating on you?
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191. I think so.
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192. We can talk about your problems,
but I'm not gonna have any of that.
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193. - Do you have any proof?
- No. It's just a feeling.
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194. I had that feeling with your father
and that whore waitress.
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195. And I was right.
Always trust your feelings.
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196. - So what do I do?
- You don't do anything.
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197. - I'll take care of it.
- Thank you, Mama.
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198. I'm sorry I had to hit you,
but we're strong people.
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199. We don't cry about our problems.
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200. We find ways to fix them.
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201. While the residents of Wisteria Lane
kept up their patrols
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future break-ins,
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203. Lynette hatched a plan to break
her children into Barcliff Academy.
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204. Boys, wake up.
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205. Come on.
We're gonna have some fun today.
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206. - Come on.
- Mum. Hi.
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207. Come on. I bet you can beat me.
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210. If I can still see your head,
the pool's not deep enough.
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211. Are your boys usually so docile?
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212. They're always a little shy at first.
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213. Look at that concentration.
Porter loves his puzzles.
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214. Mama, I'll be right back.
I'm going to the store.
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217. I'm not going to the supermarket.
I'm going to the lingerie store.
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218. - Good. I need some bras.
- I'm gonna be a while.
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219. I might get a facial.
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220. I have a face.
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221. - Hey, Mike.
- How's it going?
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222. - Good. Just came by to say hello.
- Hello.
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the Neighborhood Watch meeting?
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224. He agreed to run a fingerprint check on
the screwdriver I found at Mrs. Frome's.
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225. He did? Nothing was taken.
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226. Still, somebody broke in. It is a crime.
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the cop asked me out.
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curious what you thought about that.
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230. You're asking my permission
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231. No. I just was wondering your opinion.
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234. Fine.
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235. - Thank you.
- Susan, wait. I...
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237. You don't have to explain.
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238. - Susan.
- It's complicated. I get it.
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240. Hi, Zachary.
Sorry, the door was open and...
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241. It's OK. You can come in.
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242. Is your father here?
We're scheduled to do a patrol today.
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243. He had to go out of town. Again.
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244. Oh. Well, I guess I can do it by myself.
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245. This place is just immaculate.
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246. - My mum liked things clean.
- She would be very proud of you.
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247. What happened to your varnish?
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248. That's where my mother died. I messed up
the floor trying to get out the blood.
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249. - I'll tell my dad that you stopped by.
- OK.
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250. Zach, do you have plans for dinner?
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251. - So you shop a lot?
- Yeah. So?
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252. Most women that shop a lot, it's because
they don't have anything better to do.
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253. - What's your point?
- Well, if you had children...
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254. - Here we go.
- Children give your life a purpose.
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255. You're so busy taking care of them
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256. you don't have time
to wonder if you're happy.
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257. You know, this is so like you.
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258. I invite you on a nice shopping trip
and you find ways to upset me.
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259. You didn't invite me. I invited myself.
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260. You keep looking at your watch.
Is there some place you have to be?
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261. No. And I am not one of those women
who has a hole in her heart
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262. that can only be filled by a baby.
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263. I like my life a lot.
It's very fulfilling.
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264. Excuse my daughter-in-law.
She's very fulfilled.
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265. - So he just blew you off?
- I told him another man asked me out.
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266. It was a perfect opportunity
for Mike to be jealous, and nothing.
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267. It doesn't work
if you don't bat your eyes.
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268. I batted everything
that wasn't nailed down. Nothing.
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269. - Thanks.
- So what's going on there?
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270. Gophers.
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271. I'm sorry about Mike.
I know you like him.
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I imagined an entire relationship
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273. with this man that didn't exist.
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274. There has been flirting.
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275. And the flirting made me think he was
kind, trustworthy, honest and hygienic.
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276. A guy just smiles at me three times
and I'm picking out wedding china.
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277. - I'm a mess.
- But that's part of your charm.
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278. That's what happened with Karl.
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279. I only dated him a couple of months.
It was a disaster.
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280. You think Mike is a Karl in disguise?
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281. I don't know. What does that mean,
anyway? "My life is complicated."
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282. If I wanted to sit around
I could do it on the can.
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283. You're late. What's with the face?
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284. I screwed up. I broke into
the Frome house. I almost got caught.
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285. What's "almost"?
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286. I left something behind
with my prints on it.
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287. - Ever hear of gloves?
- It's the suburbs.
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288. I didn't think it'd matter.
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289. Anyway, the police are running a check
and I'm in the system.
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290. I gotta pull up stakes
before they come looking for me.
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291. That's a sweet sound.
Laughter like that, huh?
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292. Pisses me off.
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293. If and when your cover is blown,
you disappear.
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294. Until then,
you keep fixing the neighbors' pipes.
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295. The longer I'm here,
the more I think we're wrong.
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296. - These are nice people.
- My money says one of them isn't.
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298. No more screw-ups.
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299. I'm getting something to drink.
Do you want something?
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300. - Don't be mad.
- I waited for three hours for you.
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301. I used a month's worth
of lunch money to pay for that room.
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302. It's not my fault.
Juanita hasn't let me out of her sight.
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303. - Really? Well, I don't see her now.
- She's watching her Mexican soap opera.
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304. The rebel's virgin daughter is being
seduced by the escaped desperado.
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305. So until she puts out,
Juanita won't even know that I'm gone.
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half the pep-squad for you.
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308. You can't be serious.
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309. I'm starting to think that maybe
I should be with someone my own age.
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311. - I thought what we had was beyond that.
- So did I.
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313. - I don't know.
- Maybe you're tired of me.
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- Damn it.
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317. - The virgin gave it up already?
- I want you so bad.
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318. - When can I see you again?
- Tomorrow.
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319. Meet me at the mall after school.
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320. - What about your mother-in-law?
- I'll think of something.
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- Coming.
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Now Barcliff wants a donation?
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323. Apparently we're in competition
with one other family.
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324. A generous donation will ensure
our kids beat 'em out.
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325. - How generous?
- 15 thousand.
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326. - We don't have that.
- That's what I told them.
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327. So what will we do? Public school is out
unless we move to a new district.
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328. We're not moving.
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329. Maybe it's time
that we look into home schooling.
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330. - I know you did not just say that.
- Honey, it's got its advantages.
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331. Kids at home school
do better in later years.
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332. They won't make it
if I have to spend all day with them.
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333. Honey, sometimes
you've just got to make the sacrifice.
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334. It's probably best for the kids.
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335. Let's put them back in me
and cook them until they're civilized.
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336. You'd be cool with that?
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337. - I've never had plum pudding before.
- I'm serving it for Christmas.
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338. I like to try out new recipes
before the actual holiday.
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339. That way, if the cookbook's
gotten it wrong, I can fix it.
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340. You must really like Christmas.
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341. You and Mr. Van De Kamp
always have the best decorations.
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342. I adore the holidays.
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if there's a decorated tree.
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344. My mum and I would always
decorate our tree together.
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345. - This Christmas is gonna be weird.
- Zach.
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when I was young. She was hit by a car.
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347. It was right before Christmas,
as a matter of fact.
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348. We were all singing carols
and the dog was howling
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349. because everybody in my family
sings off-key except for me.
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350. Anyway, it was a terrible ruckus.
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351. So no one noticed when my mother
went out to give the neighbors a gift.
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352. The next thing we heard
were brakes screeching.
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353. Most of my family went to the hospital
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because I was so young.
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I saw my mother's blood on the street
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357. So I got a hose and I washed it off.
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358. And once it was clean,
I felt so much better.
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that story before.
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The stories that we never tell anyone.
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363. It's more of a secret really.
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364. I know why my mum killed herself.
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365. - You do?
- It was something I did.
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368. - Zach. Sweetheart.
- No. I shouldn't have said anything.
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369. - If my dad found out...
- I won't tell your father.
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370. - I can't get you involved.
- Zachary, it's all right.
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372. Just that Mary Alice killed herself
because of something he'd done.
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373. - You couldn't get any more out of him?
- He was so nervous.
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376. And tell them what?
We don't even have the note any more.
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so we have more to go on.
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378. You don't understand.
This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
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379. Bree, you're a woman.
Manipulate him. That's what we do.
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- How did you usually manipulate Rex?
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Are you free for dinner tonight?
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382. Sure.
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383. Good. Because last night
you put me in such a holiday mood.
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384. I'm gonna make roast turkey
and candy yams and eggnog.
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385. Have you ever had
real, old-fashioned eggnog?
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386. - I don't think so.
- You are gonna love it.
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387. It has quite a kick.
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388. Me.
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389. - Preston.
- Boys, could you stop...
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390. Lynette was desperate
to avoid home schooling.
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391. But she saw no options on the horizon.
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392. Until a solution sailed into view.
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393. Gabrielle, please.
You bought me enough things.
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394. - You're the one who's shopping.
- Mama, you're in a rut.
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395. We need to spice up your wardrobe.
Here.
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396. Try this one on. Go on. Try it on.
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397. - How are you doing in there?
- Is it supposed to be so tight?
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398. Yes, it's form-fitting.
You'll look great.
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399. I don't think this dress
is right for me. I can't breathe.
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400. Well, maybe I made a mistake.
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401. While you change, I'm gonna make
a quick run to the book store.
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402. - Wait. I'm coming with you.
- No. I'll just be a minute.
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403. I'm coming with you.
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404. Wait.
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405. - Gabrielle. Wait.
- Ma'am.
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406. Ma'am. Sorry, I'm gonna need to look
in your bags, please.
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407. Fine. Just hurry up.
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408. Right on time.
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409. I don't know
where that blouse came from.
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410. - Security.
- Keep your stupid blouse.
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411. I have to find my daughter-in-law.
Don't touch me. Don't you dare touch me.
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412. - You have to come with us.
- Get your hands off me.
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413. Hello.
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414. - It's me.
- Hi, Rex. How are you?
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415. - Is something wrong?
- I was just about to grab dinner
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416. and it occurred to me,
"What the heck? I'll go out."
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417. Would you like to have dinner with me?
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418. Mrs. Van De Kamp. Guess what. I found
all my mum's old Christmas stuff.
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419. Oh. Sweetie,
I was just coming over to talk to you.
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420. I am so sorry but something
important came up and I have to cancel.
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421. - Really?
- We'll do it again.
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422. We'll have our impromptu holiday dinner.
I promise.
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423. I got one. Kelly Halstatter. In eighth
grade, she used to spit in my gym shoes.
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424. Here, look. Two DUIs, one check-kiting
and an open bench warrant.
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425. How tragic. By which I mean, "Yay".
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426. You've been a good sport
coming on my shift.
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427. Well, time flies when
you're on a stakeout in Cracktown.
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428. - When does our official date begin?
- Taxpayers say 20 minutes. I say now.
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429. - They're down.
- Thank you.
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430. Honey, you read up on home schooling?
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431. Yeah. It gave me some good ideas.
Well, one, anyway.
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432. Great. What have you got?
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433. You know how we agree that one of us
needs to stay home and parent the kids
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434. and one of us needs to make a living?
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435. I remembered that when I was working
I made a little more than you.
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436. - What are you doing?
- You tossed out that sacrifice comment.
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437. It occurred to me, I've made sacrifices
over the past six years.
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438. I gave up my career.
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439. If another sacrifice has to be made,
I think it's your turn.
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440. - Lynette?
- If I went back to work,
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441. you could stay home
and take care of the kids.
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442. I can't be with the kids all day.
I'd lose my mind.
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443. Hey. OK, I get it.
Home schooling is out.
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444. How are we gonna scrape together
15 grand for this endowment?
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445. How, how, how...
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446. Think. Think real hard.
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447. - Oh, no.
- Aye-aye.
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448. The restaurant's run by
an old guy named Arinello.
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449. He will propose to you. Don't say yes
because he's dead serious.
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450. But what if I like him?
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451. Hey. I thought this went to the lab.
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452. All right. You got me.
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453. - And that means what?
- Look, Susan.
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454. No one would authorize lab time or
a computer search for a case like this.
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455. - It's just not a priority.
- Why couldn't you just tell me that?
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456. Well, I thought we were clicking.
Does this need to be a big deal?
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457. Well, if you'd only lied to me
about it once it wouldn't be.
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458. All right. I get it.
You want me to beg. OK.
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459. Look at me. I'm begging.
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460. Come on.
Don't be such a girl about this.
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461. I know who you are.
You're a Karl in disguise.
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462. I'm done with you. All of you.
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463. Oh, come on, drama queen.
What are you doing?
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464. Where are you going? It's not safe.
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465. I'd rather take my chances
on the street, thank you very much.
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466. Why do I always pick the psychos?
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467. Excuse me. I'm a little lost.
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468. You best be lost. This here's my corner.
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469. Oh, yes. And a lovely corner it is.
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470. And I hate to bother you
while you're working.
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471. Could you point me
in the direction of a payphone?
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472. Oh, if you have some change
for this five. Preferably quarters.
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473. If I got paid in quarters,
I'd be doing something very wrong.
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474. Right. OK.
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475. Thank you.
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476. Hey. You want to use my cell?
I have weekend minutes.
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477. Thank you so much.
You're saving my life.
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478. - Excuse me, honey.
- Oh, yes. You do what you've got to do.
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479. Oh, please answer.
Come on. Pick up, Julie.
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480. Oh, thank God. Don't ask any questions.
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481. Just get somebody to pick me up
at the corner of Ninth and Foster.
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482. Hey, babe.
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483. Thank you. No. I'm on a break.
Hurry, please.
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484. Excuse me. We got a call.
Something about a break-in.
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485. One of your neighbors saw someone
breaking into your home.
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486. We sent some guys out to investigate
and...
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487. - What is it?
- I gotta tell you, ma'am.
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488. I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,
but this is something else.
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489. So let me get this straight.
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490. He chopped down one of our pine trees?
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491. I'm afraid so.
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492. Zach, why did you do this?
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493. - I don't know.
- Take off those handcuffs, please.
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494. - He confessed to breaking in.
- This is not up for discussion.
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495. Go ahead.
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497. Zach.
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498. - Are you OK?
- Yeah.
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499. Then how much for a trip
around the world?
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500. I can't believe Julie sent you.
She is soon gonna be dead.
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501. Come on. Get in.
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502. - Wasn't that sent in for prints?
- No. The cop lied to me.
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503. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- Just asking.
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504. Yes. Apparently they found
a blouse in her bag.
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505. I don't know, Carlos. At some point
older people start to get confused.
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506. She probably thought she paid for it.
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507. No, no charges. Everything's fine.
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508. OK. I'll tell her. Bye.
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509. Carlos is gonna be late for dinner.
It's just the two of us.
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510. - What would you like to eat?
- I'm not hungry.
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511. OK. Suit yourself.
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512. Don't go yet. I need to talk to you.
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513. It's important. Please.
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514. I married Diego Solis
when I was 16 years old.
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515. A few months into our marriage,
he started to beat me.
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516. I didn't know what to do.
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517. Juanita, I had no idea.
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518. It got so bad that I started
praying to God to let me die.
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519. But God, in his infinite wisdom,
gave me a reason to live.
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520. Carlos.
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521. Ah, he was a beautiful baby.
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522. But my husband wasn't much of a father.
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523. He never held him. He would yell
and scream at him for no reason at all.
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524. One night, when Carlos was four,
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525. Diego Solis came home drunk.
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526. He beat my Carlos.
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527. Something inside me snapped.
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528. At that moment,
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529. So I made sure that Diego Solis...
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530. never hurt my son or me ever again.
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532. Well, if you pray hard enough, God
gives you the tools to your salvation.
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533. Carlos said his father left
for a waitress in El Paso.
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534. That's what he was told.
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they have to protect their children.
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536. But some of us take our job
more seriously than others.
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537. I don't know why you're telling me this.
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538. I think you do.
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539. OK. I know you're mad at me.
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540. I'm sorry I didn't stop you
going out with that guy.
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541. I'm not just mad at you.
I'm mostly mad at myself.
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542. - OK.
- I'm mad that I like you so much
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543. without knowing anything about you.
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544. What do you want to know?
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545. - What's your favorite food?
- Mexican.
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546. - Favorite sport?
- Football.
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547. - Favorite band?
- Elvis Costello.
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548. - That's a guy, not a band.
- It's a guy with a band.
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549. What do you think of me?
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550. I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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551. - I don't want to talk about it.
- This is insane.
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552. - Do you even care about me?
- Do not talk that way.
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553. - Mrs. Van De Kamp.
- Hi, Zach.
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554. I wanted to see if
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555. - Everything's fine.
- Are you sure?
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556. Yes.
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557. Well, OK. I'll see you tomorrow then.
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558. I'm sure that you will.
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559. People by their very nature are always
on the lookout for intruders...
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560. trying to prevent those
on the outside from getting in.
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561. But there will always be those
who force their way into our lives,
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562. just as there will be those
we invite in.
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563. Hi.
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564. But the most troubling of all
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565. will be the ones
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566. The ones we never truly get to know.
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