1. Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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2. I left Morty.
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3. Susan's mother made
quite an impression.
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4. Bree made a secret commitment.
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5. - He's not gonna let us be friends.
- Who says he has to know?
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6. Gabrielle made a discovery.
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7. I am pregnant and it's all your fault.
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8. Tom made a mistake.
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9. You hire your old girlfriend
and you don't tell me?
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10. And Susan made an appointment...
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11. - Do you think you can help?
- ... with trouble.
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12. I know I can.
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13. When she was younger, Sophie Bremmer
was a hopeless romantic.
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14. She was also hopelessly naive,
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15. which is how
she came to be married four times.
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16. The first time
to a man who liked to gamble.
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17. The second time
to a man who liked to drink.
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18. The third time
to a man who liked other men.
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19. And the fourth time to the same man
she married the second time.
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20. Yes, Sophie was tired
of having her heart broken.
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21. So she decided
she would never get married again.
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22. And then one night...
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23. - Sophie.
- ... she had a visitor.
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24. Sophie.
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25. Morty, what are you doing?
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26. I need to talk to Sophie.
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27. Now? Are you drunk?
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28. Just a little.
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29. How are you, Susie?
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30. I've got to speak to Sophie.
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31. Are you crazy?
It's 1:00 in the morning.
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32. I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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33. - What?
- Well, I thought I could be happy.
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34. The restaurant
is starting to make money.
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35. I just bought a new jet ski.
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36. My cholesterol is down.
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37. But none of it's any fun without her.
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38. Morty. I just don't think
it's going to happen.
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39. She's moved on. Why don't you just
sit down? I'm gonna call you a cab.
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40. - Sophie.
- Your doctor told you not to drink.
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41. Well, there are times
when you need...
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42. when you need liquid courage.
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43. Did this ring belong to Dolores?
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44. You gave her your dead wife's ring?
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45. It's a three-carat diamond.
She shouldn't care if it's used.
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46. So what do you say, Soph?
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47. - All right.
- Really?
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48. - Really?
- Yeah.
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49. But no. You've got to
do it officially. You know.
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50. Yeah. Here.
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51. Sophie, would you do me the honor
of marrying me?
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52. Sophie Bremmer
was still a hopeless romantic.
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53. On one condition. Tomorrow
we trade this in for a ring of my own.
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54. And I want a bigger diamond
than Dolores got.
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55. But she was no longer naive.
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56. Marriage is a simple concept.
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57. Basically, it's a contract
between two people
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58. that binds them together for life
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59. in the hopes that
they can live happily ever after.
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60. Sadly, some contracts
are made to be broken.
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61. - I didn't mess with your birth control.
- Really?
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62. Really.
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63. Look. It's been pulled apart
and put back together.
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64. - It's probably a manufacturing defect.
- You can still see the glue marks.
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65. I'm telling you, I didn't do it.
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66. Don't insult me, Carlos.
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67. You've been whining about
wanting a baby for months.
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68. Who else would it have been?
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69. I don't...
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70. - Oh, no.
- What?
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71. - Mama.
- Please.
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72. It's possible. You buy that stuff
in bulk, six months at a time, right?
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73. Yeah. So?
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74. Before the accident, I told her
how much I wanted to have a child.
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75. She said that she would take care of it.
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76. I just thought that
she would talk to you.
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77. Baby, I am so sorry.
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78. That bitch.
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79. I can't believe her.
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80. I loved her
but even I had issues sometimes.
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81. She could be very controlling.
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82. Reaching out from the grave
to screw with me.
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83. God, she's good.
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84. Where are you going?
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85. I feel a wave of
morning sickness coming on.
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86. I want to be standing
on your mother's grave when it hits.
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87. I'm gonna be home late tonight.
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88. Peterson wants to
take us out for drinks.
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89. That's fine.
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90. I wanted to talk to you about something.
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91. What?
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92. That's your car pool.
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93. You gotta go. Never mind.
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94. - Lynette, what is it?
- It's nothing.
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95. OK.
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96. It's just...
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97. we haven't had sex in ten days. The
longest we've ever gone before is nine.
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98. Didn't we do it last Thursday?
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99. We started to but then you fell asleep.
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100. Is this why you're so worried?
We can do it tonight if you want to.
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101. - Whatever.
- No, I've got ten days pent up in me.
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102. We are doing it tonight.
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103. You have nothing to worry about, OK?
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104. Crap. I forgot my briefcase.
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105. Can you tell them I'll be right there?
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106. Sure.
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107. Hey, Lynette.
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108. - Hey.
- So is Tom almost ready?
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109. Yeah, he's just getting his briefcase.
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110. Sorry.
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111. It's OK.
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112. See you, honey.
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113. - Bye.
- Bye.
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114. I got it.
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115. Thank you for having me.
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116. I'm gonna miss you both so much.
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117. Us too. The house will feel
just empty without you.
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118. - Can't you guys stay a little longer?
- No.
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119. They wanna get their new life started.
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120. We don't wanna
hold these crazy kids back.
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121. Bye, Morty.
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122. Listen, I hope it's OK
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123. but your mom told me some of the stuff
that you've been going through,
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124. you know, with the plumber guy
across the street.
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125. - She did?
- Yeah.
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126. Don't give up on him.
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127. I mean, if I'd given up, I wouldn't be
here now with this lovely lady.
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128. Did she tell you that he served time
in prison for manslaughter?
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129. No, she left that part out.
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130. I don't suppose she told you
he was a drug dealer.
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131. I don't recall that.
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132. Will you stop?
You don't know the whole story.
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133. - Mother.
- I told him how much you love him.
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134. What? What were you thinking?
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135. - What did he say?
- Yeah, what did he say?
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136. I think I walked in on him
at a very bad time.
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137. Someone close to him had just died.
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138. - God. Really?
- He could use a shoulder to cry on.
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139. Can I have one more hug?
Please. I can't stand it.
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140. George. You have got to taste this.
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141. - A little messy but...
- I can't wait.
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142. Is that fennel seed? It's fantastic.
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143. I don't know, but anything that good
has got to be sinful.
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144. Isn't this fun trying different dishes
and opening up to new experiences?
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145. Rex just hates these cooks tours.
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146. He likes to stay at home with a plate
of spaghetti and a mug of root beer.
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147. So how about this marinara sauce?
I think it's the best I've ever had.
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148. I had one better but that was in Italy.
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149. You've been to Italy?
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150. Rex and I took a vacation there
right before the kids were born.
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151. We had so much fun
in those first few years.
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152. Guess it was just easier
to be happy back then.
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153. I don't know why I just said that.
No more wine for me.
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154. Maybe we should go to Italy.
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155. - What?
- Wouldn't that be a hoot?
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156. All those museums and cathedrals
and trattorias.
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157. - We could just make pigs of ourselves.
- I can't go on a trip with you, George.
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158. Why not?
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159. I'm married. People would talk.
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160. - Right. I'm sorry. It was a bad idea.
- Don't worry about it.
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161. Here. Try one of these clams. I bet
they're as good as the marinara sauce.
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162. You are absolutely right.
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163. If it's that good,
it's just got to be sinful.
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164. OK, boys. It's 7:00.
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165. - It's time for bed. Let's go.
- Why do we have to go to bed so early?
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166. I told you. Daddy and I
have a special meeting tonight.
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167. Go on.
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168. I love you.
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169. Hi.
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170. I'm sorry.
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171. Hi. All right.
This is the tenth day.
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172. Honey, give me a second
to let the office wear off.
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173. - OK.
- OK, I'm in.
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174. What are you thinking?
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175. I was wondering what that smell was.
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176. It's probably baby drool.
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177. There. Now you have easier access.
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178. Incoming.
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179. - What?
- That smell really soaked through.
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180. Yes. It soaked through a little.
That is the nature of baby throw-up.
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181. Do you want me to wear a Hazmat suit?
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182. No, I just like it when you're
all clean and in your sexy clothes.
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183. I don't own anything clean and sexy.
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184. Everything is either covered in
baby spit or chunks of melted crayon.
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185. OK, I'm sorry.
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186. You make me feel like
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187. Honey, I said I'm sorry.
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188. It's just that guys
sometimes like it when women,
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189. you know,
put a little effort into things.
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190. OK.
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191. Can we just go back to
the kissing thing? Can we try that.
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192. Fine.
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193. - OK. Off.
- The baby's up.
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194. Mom.
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195. Mom.
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196. - Susan Mayer hired you?
- I know.
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197. She decided to stop poking around
in your life and call me of all people.
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198. Lucky for you, I've got
the biggest ad in the phone book.
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199. - What am I going to do?
- Run.
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200. - Pack up your kid and leave.
- That's tricky.
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201. My son doesn't want to move.
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202. He can be pretty insistent.
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203. Well, I can throw her off the scent
for a while.
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204. - Fine.
- All right then.
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205. Tell me exactly what it is
you want this woman to believe.
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206. She was born Angela,
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207. but when she was a teenager
she changed her name to Mary Alice.
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208. The application says
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209. that she was named after
a relative that she no longer speaks to.
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210. Now, here's her birth certificate
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211. and her Utah petition
for a legal name change.
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212. - What about Dana?
- There was a record of another child.
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213. A girl. Dana Marie Young.
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214. Died at 18 months,
apparently from some kind of fall.
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215. It was all true. Everything he said.
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216. How could I have been so wrong?
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217. - Well, I'm gonna need a check.
- Of course.
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218. Actually, before you go, I need you to
check into someone else's background.
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219. There's this plumber I know.
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220. Hey. Did you get my messages?
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221. Yeah, I didn't want to call you 'cause
I wanted to talk to you in person.
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222. I have some potentially upsetting news.
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223. Come on, Mrs. Solis.
You can tell me. I can handle it.
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224. I'm pregnant and it might be yours.
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225. I could barely afford my new dirt bike.
How am I gonna handle child support?
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226. We don't know for sure
if it's yours, so relax.
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227. - I didn't come to watch you freak out.
- Why did you come?
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228. - Cos I want you to let me protect you.
- From who?
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229. Carlos, your parents.
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230. John, something like this
can ruin your life.
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231. That's why you have to keep quiet
about our affair.
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232. There's no point in this catastrophe
taking both of us down.
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233. - Thank you.
- Forget about it.
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234. - I should have worn a condom.
- Yeah. That would have been helpful.
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236. I can't trust Mike and I want
to find out what really happened.
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237. From a source
that doesn't have an agenda.
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238. Now open it up.
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240. Go.
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241. - Stop.
- What?
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242. OK. If you find out
something that's really bad,
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243. just try to put a positive spin on it.
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244. OK.
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and some bad news.
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246. Give me the bad news first.
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247. The guy Mike killed was a cop.
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249. OK. Give me the good news.
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250. - There is none.
- What?
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251. You told me to spin it.
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252. Forget it.
Just let me look at it myself.
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253. - I can't believe it.
- What is it?
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254. I know her.
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255. What's going on here?
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256. You two just won't stop, will you?
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257. Deidre's dead.
It doesn't matter who killed her.
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258. - Just let it go.
- It's not that easy, Kendra.
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259. Why? My sister hated you. Both of you.
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260. - She said so.
- That was the drugs talking.
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261. Right. The drugs.
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262. Deidre humiliated this family and
she threw our love back in our faces.
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263. She couldn't have cared less.
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264. - Are you done?
- No.
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265. I want to know what you're planning.
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266. - We're just talking.
- I don't believe you.
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268. I don't want a new cardiologist but
Lee's been conducting tests for weeks.
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269. He should know what's wrong by now.
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270. Honey, we socialize with them.
What am I going to say to Helen?
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271. All I know is, I've never felt worse,
and I've got to do something.
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272. I have to talk to Edie.
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273. Bree, we're gonna be late.
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274. It'll just take a second.
I need to get a recipe.
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275. - Edie. Hi.
- Hi.
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276. - I saw you at Fredo's yesterday.
- Yeah, I saw you, too.
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277. Naughty.
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278. - I beg your pardon?
- The guy.
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279. The one you were spoon-feeding.
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280. Not bad. A little petit for my taste,
but I'm not the one sleeping with him.
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281. This is exactly what I was afraid of.
George and I are just friends.
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282. Hey, I'm not judging you. I get it.
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283. Rex was sticking it to that
hooker housewife. It's payback time.
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284. You have got the wrong idea.
That man is my pharmacist.
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285. You could have an affair with anyone.
A pharmacist?
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286. - You are such a Republican.
- I am not having an affair.
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287. George and I, we just talk.
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288. He's a very good listener and
I share my hopes and dreams with him,
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290. That's all there is to it
and you have to believe me.
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291. - OK. I believe you.
- Thank you.
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292. I'm glad we cleared this up.
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293. I know it must have looked strange
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294. and I didn't want you to think
that I was cheating on my husband.
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295. But you sort of are.
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296. - Excuse me?
- Well, come on, Bree.
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297. You're telling him
your innermost thoughts?
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298. Your hopes? Your dreams?
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299. Sex aside, you're pretty intimate
with a guy that's not your husband.
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300. Well, I mean,
everybody needs someone to talk to.
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301. What's wrong with talking to Rex?
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302. Please leave a message.
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303. Hello, Zach? It's Felicia Tillman.
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304. I do so enjoy our little visits
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306. I hope everything's all right.
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307. - Zach's not feeling well.
- Paul.
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308. And I don't think it's appropriate that
he spends so much time at your house.
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309. Made us some cocoa.
How are you feeling?
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310. I've felt awful for two days now.
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311. Think I should see a doctor?
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312. It's probably just a touch of the flu.
We'll keep an eye on it.
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314. It isn't healthy for us to stay here.
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315. I told you. I'm not moving.
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316. It would be for your own good.
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317. You can't keep doing
the kinds of things you're doing.
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318. Susan Mayer's kitchen, for example.
People are going to catch on.
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319. Wouldn't it be great to start over
somewhere in the country?
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320. Could meet some new friends.
Maybe even meet a new girl.
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321. How about I let you sleep on it?
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322. We'll talk about moving tomorrow.
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324. had become an unpleasant reality
for Lynette.
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326. the best way to fight reality...
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327. was with a little fantasy.
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328. Of course, all the fantasy
in the world won't do you any good...
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329. if no one shows up to enjoy it.
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330. I feel bad about
putting you out like this, Tom.
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331. You're not putting anybody out.
You've been flying all day.
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333. I just hope you don't mind
sleeping on the sofa.
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334. Yeah. Sofa should be fine.
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335. Hey, honey. Why don't you
just let the maid get that?
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337. Gary's showering. He asked if you could
bring him a towel and your riding crop.
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338. Come on.
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339. No, I'm glad that you find
my humiliation so entertaining.
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340. Honey, you were wearing
a French maid's costume.
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341. I mean, come on. What were you thinking?
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342. That our marriage was in trouble
and one of us should try and save it.
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343. Since when is our marriage in trouble?
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344. OK, so we haven't had sex
for a few days. Big deal. It happens.
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346. How is Annabel relevant
to this conversation?
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347. Because she comes to this house every
morning to remind you of what I'm not.
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348. - What?
- She's the fantasy, Tom.
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349. The hot woman
that you work with every day
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350. with her manicured nails
and her designer outfits.
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351. I am the reality.
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352. The wife who never wears makeup
and whose clothes smell like a hamper.
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353. OK, this may be the stupidest thing
you've ever said.
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354. I used to be the fantasy.
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when I didn't need a maid's outfit
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356. because I knew I was enough for you.
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357. Even wearing a smelly T-shirt.
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358. And clearly, that's no longer the case.
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359. OK, honey, I don't know what to say.
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360. If there's a way for me to fix this,
I will do it.
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361. - Just tell me and I will do it.
- No, there's nothing to fix.
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362. We've changed. That's all I'm saying.
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364. You should go.
You don't want to keep Annabel waiting.
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365. Be careful with that.
You'll give the baby heartburn.
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366. I can't get it hot enough.
My hormones are killing my taste buds.
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367. You've been paying more attention
to your food than you have to me.
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368. I plan on getting really fat
as a tribute to your mother.
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369. John, what are you doing here?
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370. - I've been thinking about the baby.
- Really? Why?
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371. There's a chance that it's mine.
I want to do the right thing.
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372. No. Nobody expects you
to do the right thing.
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373. I figured you'd try to blow me off.
That's why I'm going to Mr. Solis.
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374. Are you crazy? He would kill us both.
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375. He and I need to hash this out.
Man to man.
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376. - It's what's best for the baby.
- John.
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377. Are you gonna go get him or am I?
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379. Wait right here.
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380. - Don't get out.
- Why?
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381. Because I was going to get in.
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382. Yeah. You see, pregnant women
have very strong urges.
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383. All right.
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384. I'm gonna freshen up
and I'll be right back.
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385. - OK.
- You sit.
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386. Sit. I'm turning on some music.
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387. Carlos is unavailable at the moment.
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388. - You're lying.
- John, what are you doing?
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389. - Mr. Solis, open up.
- Stop it.
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390. What are you doing? John.
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391. - Mrs. Solis, get out of the way.
- What are you doing?
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392. No.
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393. My God.
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394. - God, it burns.
- I'm sorry. It's just salsa.
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395. - It feels like acid.
- I've been finding it so bland.
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396. - Mr. Solis. I need to talk to you.
- John, shut up.
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the father of this baby.
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399. No matter what the paternity tests say,
it's Carlos' child.
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400. - How can you say that?
- Because Carlos can provide, John.
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402. Piano lessons and summer camp
and the best colleges.
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403. He can raise this child the way a child
deserves to be raised. You can't.
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404. This isn't about money.
This is about what's best for the baby.
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405. If you want what's best for the baby,
then you will help me.
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406. Help me make sure this kid
does not grow up poor like I did.
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407. What's taking you.
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408. Hey, John.
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409. What are you doing here?
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410. He...
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411. Justin thinks
the hydrangeas need replacing.
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412. He wanted me to come by
for a second opinion.
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413. He's a good kid,
but he's not half the gardener you were.
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414. You should come back and work for us.
You're practically family.
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415. Thanks, Mr. Solis.
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416. Zach? Are you here?
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417. I have to do this, dear.
I know you'll forgive me.
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418. - Hey.
- Hey.
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419. - Are the boys asleep?
- Tucked in tight.
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420. - And Penny?
- Sound asleep.
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421. OK, when this thing goes off,
meet me in the bedroom.
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422. - What are you... What is this?
- Wait till it goes off.
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423. All right. I'm coming in.
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424. My God.
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425. You want fantasy? I give you fantasy.
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426. Come to me, woman,
and prepare to be boarded.
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427. Please, will you make it fast?
These things are just chafing.
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428. I kinda like it.
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429. Good. Kill the lights.
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430. - No.
- Please.
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431. - Not turning off the lights.
- Please.
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432. No.
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433. It's open.
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434. Paul, it's you. I'm so glad. I have
some papers I want you to look at.
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435. - Where's my son?
- Upstairs.
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436. Sleeping off those tranquilizers
you gave him.
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437. I don't know what you're doing
but I'm taking my son.
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438. I am not my sister, Paul.
You do not want to screw with me.
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439. Martha kept a journal.
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440. Every drab event of her drab life
meticulously documented.
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441. Including her discovery
that you and your wife stole a baby.
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442. A baby named Dana.
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443. I'm sorry if the copies
are hard to read.
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444. I hid the originals in a safe place.
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445. It seemed like a reasonable precaution,
since you murdered Martha and all.
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446. Would you like a cookie?
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447. Suit yourself.
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448. I have a little proposition for you.
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449. These are the fantasies of a bored,
lonely woman. They prove nothing.
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450. The only reason
the police haven't caught you yet
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451. is because they have
no reason to suspect you.
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452. But once they found that Martha was
blackmailing Ange... sorry, Mary Alice.
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453. - What is it you want?
- The same thing you want.
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454. For you to leave town, change your name,
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455. and start your life over again
somewhere far away from here.
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456. If you're so sure,
why don't you just turn me in?
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457. Because Zach would never forgive me.
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458. And it's important
that we be on good terms,
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459. seeing as how
he's going to be living with me now.
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460. - What?
- Your bags are packed.
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461. You're about to become a fugitive.
Is that the life you want for your son?
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462. The two of you spending every night
in a different town?
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463. No. You're a better father than that.
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464. I can't just leave him.
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465. You stole him
so that he could have a better life.
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466. That was a noble act, Paul. Truly.
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467. And it's time for you to be noble again.
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468. Can I at least say goodbye?
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469. Did you allow me
to say goodbye to Martha?
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470. Hi. I'm looking for Kendra Taylor.
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471. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to leave.
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472. You don't understand.
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473. See, I can't just drive away.
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474. - Please get back in the car.
- Look Bob.
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475. - Let me try to explain.
- In the car.
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476. See, the thing is,
this is maybe my last chance
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477. to find out
if I can be with the man I love.
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478. - Ma'am.
- And, Bob,
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479. I can't begin to tell you
how much that means to me.
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480. So I'm gonna walk up to that house
and you're gonna let me.
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481. And you know why?
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482. Because behind that badge and that big,
you-could-crush-me-like-a-fly chest,
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483. there's a heart.
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484. A heart that believes in love.
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485. - Just get in the damn car.
- It's not my fault you don't have love.
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486. - Susan?
- Hi, Kendra.
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487. And despite all that's been
laid out in front of me,
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488. I can't help thinking
there's more to the story.
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489. - Does it sound stupid?
- No, no, of course not.
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490. Unfortunately,
you've got the whole story right here.
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491. But Mike's lawyer pleaded self-defense.
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492. Delfino sold black-tar heroin
to my daughter.
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493. He killed the cop that tried to bust
him, got convicted and did his time.
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494. - End of story.
- Dad.
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495. She deserves to hear the truth,
however awful.
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496. I'm sorry, Miss Mayer. I really am.
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497. I appreciate you talking to me.
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498. What the hell was that?
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499. If she knew the truth,
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500. She might talk him out of doing his job.
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501. I can't risk that.
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502. Just don't have the time.
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503. Quick. Drive around the corner.
We need to talk.
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504. What do you think?
I chose green so it will work
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505. whether Gabrielle has a boy or a girl.
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506. That's great.
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507. What's the matter?
You've been mopey all day.
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508. I'm sorry.
I'm just worried about the test results.
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509. If I don't find out what's wrong
with me, I'll lose my mind.
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510. - Honey.
- You must get tired of me complaining.
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511. No, not at all.
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514. I guess.
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515. Why don't we start doing things
together again as a couple?
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516. As soon as you're well enough,
we should go on a vacation.
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517. Take a trip. Go somewhere fun.
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518. - Remember our trip to Italy?
- Sort of.
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519. Sort of?
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520. You don't remember the glorious food
and the gorgeous scenery and...
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521. What I remember is sweating like a pig
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522. and wishing we hadn't
spent all our savings.
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523. So where would you like to go?
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524. It doesn't matter. You decide.
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525. Mike wasn't a drug dealer.
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526. - What?
- Deidre was.
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527. Mike, he kicked the habit early on.
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528. But Deidre couldn't or didn't want to.
I don't know.
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529. Anyway, she spiraled out of control
and was in and out of jail.
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530. One day an undercover cop
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531. He forced her to trade sex for freedom.
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532. Mike found out about it
and he tried to put a stop to it.
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533. He busted in on the two of them.
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534. He... Well, the cop pulled a gun on him
and Mike fought him off,
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535. but they both went over the balcony.
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536. Mike was the only one that got back up.
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537. It was self-defense.
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538. Yeah.
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539. Mike went to jail
trying to save my sister.
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540. But he couldn't.
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541. I knew he was good.
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542. I just knew it.
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543. Thank you.
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544. The vow is simple, really.
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545. Those who take it promise to stay
together for better or for worse,
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546. for richer or for poorer,
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547. in sickness and in health.
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548. To honor and to cherish.
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549. Forsaking all others.
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550. Until death do us part.
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551. Yes, the vow is simple.
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552. Finding someone worthy
of such a promise is the hard part.
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553. But if we can,
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554. that's when we begin to live
happily ever after.
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