1. Previously, on Desperate Housewives...Copy !req
2. - I want a child.
- We made a deal. No kids.Copy !req
3. - Tampering with prescriptions...
- File on Noah's daughter.Copy !req
4. uncovering evidence...Copy !req
5. What are we looking for?Copy !req
6. - What was that?
- ... breaking and entering...Copy !req
7. - Bree is a lady.
- A very beautiful, classy lady.Copy !req
8. Remember, they tend to end up
with doctors, not pharmacists.Copy !req
9. and a whole lot of revenge.Copy !req
10. Since she was a little girl,Copy !req
11. Susan Mayer wanted to be a mother
in the worst way.Copy !req
12. OK, I'm gonna get your bottle.
You're so cute, yeah!Copy !req
13. And from the first day she brought Julie
home from the hospital...Copy !req
14. Oh! How did you...Copy !req
15. She was.Copy !req
16. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
17. Despite her desire
to do well by her daughter...Copy !req
18. Susan suffered
through countless failures.Copy !req
19. So sorry!Copy !req
20. Of course, it took Susan
a few years to realizeCopy !req
21. that even the best of parents
make mistakes now and then.Copy !req
22. But now that Julie was a teenage girl,Copy !req
23. Susan had started to realize...Copy !req
24. there was no room for error.Copy !req
25. Julie, what is Zach doing out there?
I told you not to speak to him.Copy !req
26. That's why he's throwing gravel
at my window.Copy !req
27. Right, that's it.
I'm gonna handle this once and for all.Copy !req
28. Zach, what do you think you're...Copy !req
29. Mrs. Mayer, I am so sorry.Copy !req
30. One pebble wasn't working
so I tried a whole handful.Copy !req
31. I'll make it up to you.Copy !req
32. - How, will you give me your corneas?
- Mom, lay back.Copy !req
33. I wanted to talk to Julie. She hasn't
been returning my phone calls.Copy !req
34. Well, I'm here now.
What do you want?Copy !req
35. Come on, Julie.
I just wanna see you again.Copy !req
36. You know. Talk, hang out.Copy !req
37. Maybe it would be better
if we just cooled it for a while, OK?Copy !req
38. Why?Copy !req
39. You threw rocks in her mother's face.
How's that for a start?Copy !req
40. Thank you so much.Copy !req
41. I've been trying to break up with him
for weeks. Finally, an excuse.Copy !req
42. Yes, Susan had failed
many times as a mother.Copy !req
43. You did good, Mom.Copy !req
44. So she took her victories
where she found them.Copy !req
45. You're welcome.Copy !req
46. Spring comes every year
to Wisteria Lane.Copy !req
47. It's the time when flowers
start to bloom.Copy !req
48. When butterflies
emerge from their cocoons.Copy !req
49. When bees begin to search for nectar.Copy !req
50. Spring is also the time
when a young man's fancy turns to...Copy !req
51. obsession.Copy !req
52. We must buy that.Copy !req
53. Hello, there.Copy !req
54. Oh, my heavenly days!Copy !req
55. Rex, look, it's George.Copy !req
56. Nice to see you Bree.Copy !req
57. Dr. Van De Kamp.Copy !req
58. George.Copy !req
59. So, how's your health?Copy !req
60. Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot.Copy !req
61. The doctor upped his dosage twice
and it's still not helping.Copy !req
62. I'm sure it'll all work itself out.Copy !req
63. It's funny running into you both.Copy !req
64. I have tickets to a bonsai exposition
in Mount Pleasant Friday night.Copy !req
65. - Would you like to go?
- I would love to! Rex?Copy !req
66. A whole evening of bonsai trees?
Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?Copy !req
67. Probably.Copy !req
68. Well, why don't we
just go by ourselves, then?Copy !req
69. Actually, Bree,
we have that thing, Friday night.Copy !req
70. What? We don't have a thing.Copy !req
71. I think your husband's trying to say
he doesn't want you going out with me.Copy !req
72. Rex, are you still jealous?Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. We dated during the separation
but we're just friends now, aren't we?Copy !req
75. Strictly platonic.Copy !req
76. - But if you feel threatened...
- I don't feel threatened.Copy !req
77. Good. Then it's a date.Copy !req
78. Are you going to make a purchase today?Copy !req
79. I have finally convinced Rex
to buy his first orchid.Copy !req
80. Study up. I hate people
who own precious flowersCopy !req
81. and don't know
how to take care of them.Copy !req
82. You know what I hate? Weeds.Copy !req
83. They pop up and you have
to work so hard to get rid of them.Copy !req
84. I find, with the right chemicals,
you can get rid of almost anything.Copy !req
85. - See you Friday.
- Bye.Copy !req
86. Mrs. Solis, what a surprise. We haven't
seen you in here in quite some time.Copy !req
87. My husband and I went through a down-
sizing phase but we snapped out of it.Copy !req
88. Life is good.Copy !req
89. Oh, and this would make it
so much better!Copy !req
90. Excellent.Copy !req
91. Slip inside, see how that feels.Copy !req
92. Oh! I'd love to have this
in my driveway by Saturday.Copy !req
93. I'm having a big barbecue.
I want everyone to see it.Copy !req
94. - How exciting. What's the occasion?
- My husband's going-away party.Copy !req
95. Really? Where's he going?Copy !req
96. It's a sort of
government-sponsored sabbatical.Copy !req
97. How long is he going to be gone?Copy !req
98. Eight months.Copy !req
99. Six with good behavior.Copy !req
100. - Isn't the leather interior wonderful?
- It is.Copy !req
101. It is.
It's just the smell's a little intense.Copy !req
102. It was imported from Italy.
It's 100% Italian calf.Copy !req
103. I'm so sorry!
It just hit me out of nowhere.Copy !req
104. It's so weird. Smells have been
making me nauseous lately.Copy !req
105. - Boobs tender? Achy back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
106. - Has it been going around?
- Only for centuries.Copy !req
107. I went through it carrying my eldest.
The truth is,Copy !req
108. you're never gonna fit a child
safety seat in the back of that Spyder.Copy !req
109. The four-doors are much roomier.Copy !req
110. Wait... I'm sorry, you...Copy !req
111. You think I'm pregnant?
No, I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
112. You have all the symptoms,
I just assumed.Copy !req
113. - Well, you assumed wrong.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
114. - I'm on the pill, for God's sakes!
- OK.Copy !req
115. And I don't want a four-door.
I want a sexy little convertible.Copy !req
116. - I wanna buy one, now.
- I'll start the paperwork.Copy !req
117. Well, not this one.
I vomited in this one.Copy !req
118. Right. We'll find you a fresh one.Copy !req
119. Peterson Advertising.Copy !req
120. Lynette!Copy !req
121. - You forgot your Halpern file.
- Oh, my God. Lynette.Copy !req
122. If there was one person
Lynette never expected to see again,Copy !req
123. it was Annabel Foster.Copy !req
124. Eight years earlier,
Annabel had begged Tom to marry her.Copy !req
125. But he told her
he wasn't the marrying kind.Copy !req
126. Then one day,Copy !req
127. Tom happened to meet
a rising young executiveCopy !req
128. by the name of Lynette Lindquist.Copy !req
129. And after a few torrid weeks,Copy !req
130. Tom decided perhaps he was
the marrying kind after all,Copy !req
131. causing an embittered Annabel
to move back to Chicago.Copy !req
132. Permanently.Copy !req
133. Or so Lynette had hoped.Copy !req
134. You look fantastic!Copy !req
135. Thank you! And you!Copy !req
136. You're here, in the office.
Tom's office.Copy !req
137. Going on three months now.Copy !req
138. Didn't Tom tell you?Copy !req
139. It must have slipped his mind.Copy !req
140. Afraid to tell the wife you're
working with the old girlfriend, huh?Copy !req
141. I guess that makes me
your dirty little secret!Copy !req
142. Well, I'll let you get back to work.Copy !req
143. - See you later.
- Can't wait.Copy !req
144. I almost forgot.Copy !req
145. Your file. Here.Copy !req
146. Hey, Paul. What's up?Copy !req
147. Something's been nagging me,
I want to talk to you.Copy !req
148. - OK.
- That night I found you in my house.Copy !req
149. - Why were you really there?
- You know why.Copy !req
150. - I came to drop off your key.
- Some things were moved around.Copy !req
151. - What were you looking for?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
152. Do I have to call the police?Copy !req
153. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
154. Suit yourself.Copy !req
155. OK! Susan made me do it.Copy !req
156. She has this fixation
on why Mary Alice killed herself.Copy !req
157. Keeps blathering on about
blackmail notes and dead babies.Copy !req
158. She got really hot and bothered
when she found the name "Angela".Copy !req
159. Written on one of your video tapes?Copy !req
160. Did she find what she was looking for?Copy !req
161. No. You came home before
she had a chance to watch the video.Copy !req
162. I see.Copy !req
163. She sort of thinks you're evil.Copy !req
164. Thank you, Edie.Copy !req
165. What was that all about?Copy !req
166. Susan Mayer's obsession
with Mary Alice almost got me arrested.Copy !req
167. Now Paul's after her.Copy !req
168. If I liked her better, I'd warn but...Copy !req
169. You know.Copy !req
170. Thanks.Copy !req
171. Susan.Copy !req
172. Well... Talk to you girls later.Copy !req
173. Still avoiding me, huh?Copy !req
174. No.Copy !req
175. What do you want?Copy !req
176. I heard that you and Edie
broke into Paul Young's house.Copy !req
177. - Who told you that?
- Edie.Copy !req
178. Well... Yeah, we did.Copy !req
179. We were just looking...Copy !req
180. It doesn't matter, it was dumb.Copy !req
181. I want you to stay away from that guy.Copy !req
182. I was planning on doing that anyway.Copy !req
183. Good.Copy !req
184. Mike.Copy !req
185. I know why I was planning to stay
away from him. Why do you want me to?Copy !req
186. I just know he's a bad guy.
So please, don't mess with him.Copy !req
187. I won't.Copy !req
188. I promise.Copy !req
189. So, I've been thinking
about the pharmacist.Copy !req
190. George. What about him?Copy !req
191. I don't think you should
go out with him.Copy !req
192. Please, he's the only friend I have
who's interested in cultural things.Copy !req
193. Bree, I'm worried because
he is obviously still in love with you.Copy !req
194. No, he just wants to be friends.
He told me so.Copy !req
195. Well, what else
would a man in love say?Copy !req
196. - He's desperate to spend time with you.
- He does not seem desperate to me.Copy !req
197. I saw the way his hands trembled
when you touched his shoulder.Copy !req
198. They did?Copy !req
199. When we first started dating,
the same thing happened to me.Copy !req
200. I don't remember that.Copy !req
201. Listen, continuing to see him
would just give him false hope.Copy !req
202. Well, I certainly
don't want to hurt him.Copy !req
203. - Again.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
204. I even think it would be a good idea
to switch pharmacies.Copy !req
205. Really?Copy !req
206. Well, OK.Copy !req
207. You know what I'm gonna
miss most about him?Copy !req
208. George always has a way
of making me feel good about myself.Copy !req
209. Yeah, he's a terrific guy.Copy !req
210. Honey, do your hands still tremble
when they touch me?Copy !req
211. No. But, come on,
we've been married 18 years.Copy !req
212. Yes, we have.Copy !req
213. And you still don't know
when I need you to lie.Copy !req
214. Excuse me, this home pregnancy test,
is it a good one?Copy !req
215. I guess.Copy !req
216. OK...Copy !req
217. - Do you have a rest room?
- It's for employees only.Copy !req
218. It's right over there, Mrs. Solis.
Help yourself.Copy !req
219. Thank you.Copy !req
220. What did I tell you
about being rude to customers?Copy !req
221. Stick a smile on your face
or I'll keep you in backCopy !req
222. where no one has to look at you.Copy !req
223. Bree, what a pleasant surprise!
What brings you here?Copy !req
224. Didn't we fill Dr. Van De Kamp's
prescription last week?Copy !req
225. George, as it turns out, I won't be able
to go with you to the bonsai expo.Copy !req
226. Why not?Copy !req
227. It would be a mistake for us
to spend too much time together.Copy !req
228. Dr. Van De Kamp said something
about me. What was it?Copy !req
229. - It doesn't matter.
- Please, tell me.Copy !req
230. He said you're still in love with me.Copy !req
231. That's stupid.Copy !req
232. I'm not in love with you. I'm not.Copy !req
233. The truth is, I'm in love with Ginger.Copy !req
234. Ginger? The stock girl?Copy !req
235. Yes. It's very serious.Copy !req
236. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
237. Well, we're taking it slow,
but she is definitely the one.Copy !req
238. My goodness,
this changes everything.Copy !req
239. Listen, a friend of mine
is having a barbecue on Saturday.Copy !req
240. - You should come.
- Really?Copy !req
241. Yes, and bring Ginger.Copy !req
242. Ginger? I don't know if she can make it.Copy !req
243. You have to bring Ginger becauseCopy !req
244. if Rex sees the two of you together,
he'll relax.Copy !req
245. - OK.
- Son of a bitch!Copy !req
246. You are out of toilet paper.Copy !req
247. Bree, I'll call you later.Copy !req
248. Lynette!Copy !req
249. Hey, honey!Copy !req
250. - Are you home?
- Three months?Copy !req
251. God, you scared the hell out of me.Copy !req
252. Were you ever gonna tell me?Copy !req
253. I wanted to, but I kept putting it off.
I knew how you'd react.Copy !req
254. Congratulations,
you read me like a book.Copy !req
255. Why would you hire that woman?Copy !req
256. Well, technically, Peterson found her.
I just vouched for her.Copy !req
257. - Tom...
- Honey, I'm just helping her out.Copy !req
258. It's the least I can do. She was
devastated when I left her for you.Copy !req
259. I felt bad.Copy !req
260. Do you still have feelings for her?Copy !req
261. All right, I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
262. You can tell me. You still care
about her, don't you? Just a teeny bit?Copy !req
263. I was just trying to be a good guy.
That's all.Copy !req
264. - You can't work with her.
- What do you want me to do? Quit?Copy !req
265. Talk to Peterson,
he can get her transferred.Copy !req
266. Weren't you guys
starting something up in Belize?Copy !req
267. - Honey, you're crazy.
- No, I'm serious.Copy !req
268. If she stays, I will haunt your office.Copy !req
269. I'll bring your lunch every day.Copy !req
270. I'll bring the kids to visit,
I will change diapers on your desk.Copy !req
271. Every birthday cake in the break room,
every retirement party,Copy !req
272. I will be there, watching her.Copy !req
273. Well, I'd better
get you a parking space,Copy !req
274. 'cause she's staying.Copy !req
275. Don't you think it spices up the room?Copy !req
276. I was just leaving you a gift
to apologize for,Copy !req
277. you know,
throwing gravel in your face.Copy !req
278. - Well, you didn't have to do that.
- I kinda did.Copy !req
279. - See, I want us to be friends.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
280. - That's not gonna happen.
- Why not?Copy !req
281. Aside from you blinding me?Copy !req
282. Several weeks ago,
you freaked out in my house.Copy !req
283. You screamed,
you threw furniture around...Copy !req
284. OK, I realize that
I was out of line that night.Copy !req
285. But I was upset.Copy !req
286. And we have to get over that,
for Julie's sake.Copy !req
287. For Julie's sake?Copy !req
288. How does it make her feel that her
mother and boyfriend can't get along?Copy !req
289. Julie does not think of you
as her boyfriend.Copy !req
290. In fact, I don't think
she wants anything to do with you.Copy !req
291. - She said that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
292. - I don't believe you.
- Believe whatever you want.Copy !req
293. It's because you tell her stuff
about me that's not true!Copy !req
294. Zach! Come here!Copy !req
295. Right now!Copy !req
296. Please. Don't ruin this for me.Copy !req
297. How do you know Mary Alice?Copy !req
298. - Who?
- Mary Alice Young.Copy !req
299. She lives next door to me in Fairview.Copy !req
300. She's here in this picture with you.Copy !req
301. That's Angela Forrest, we worked
at the rehab center 15 years ago.Copy !req
302. Don't be dense.
Don't you think I know my own neighbor?Copy !req
303. Does this Mary Alice have children?Copy !req
304. A teenager. A boy.Copy !req
305. What?Copy !req
306. Angela and I worked with
a very disturbed young womanCopy !req
307. who gave birth to a baby boy.Copy !req
308. About a year later,
Angela and her husband disappeared.Copy !req
309. Not long after that,
I heard that the child was missing too.Copy !req
310. People said it was just a coincidence.Copy !req
311. But in my heart, I always hoped
she had given him a proper home.Copy !req
312. Are you saying she stole the baby?Copy !req
313. Don't look shocked, Martha.
It makes your face look fat.Copy !req
314. The biological mother was a drug addict.Copy !req
315. If Angela really is your neighbor,
which I doubt,Copy !req
316. then that child was very lucky.Copy !req
317. Lynette, hey! If you're looking for Tom,
he's out with a client.Copy !req
318. No. I actually wanted to see you.Copy !req
319. You know, that's really funny,
I was thinking the same thing.Copy !req
320. I've been here all this time. We should
go out, for lunch, the two of us.Copy !req
321. Yeah. I'll check my book.Copy !req
322. So, Annabel...Copy !req
323. do you have feelings for Tom?Copy !req
324. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
325. OK, you wanna talk about this?
Let's talk.Copy !req
326. Yes, Tom and I were in love.
But he married you.Copy !req
327. I'm not looking
to break up a happy couple.Copy !req
328. Anyway, that's rather
more your speed, isn't it?Copy !req
329. Morning, ladies.
Just coming in for a little more fuel.Copy !req
330. Yup. One man's sludge
is another man's liquid gold.Copy !req
331. Well, back to the trenches.Copy !req
332. Watch your step. Tom and I are a team.Copy !req
333. Our marriage is rock solid.
Nothing you do could ever break that up.Copy !req
334. Then why are you down here right now,
warning me?Copy !req
335. Gabrielle! What brings you down here?Copy !req
336. Oh, sweet Mother of God,
what have you done this time?Copy !req
337. - You're pregnant?
- Yes.Copy !req
338. And it's impossible, I'm on the pill.Copy !req
339. Which you probably think is a sin,
but it works.Copy !req
340. It's a 99.9% effective sin.Copy !req
341. Maybe it's in that one tenth
of a percent that God resides.Copy !req
342. Couldn't wait to throw that in,
could you?Copy !req
343. God is screwing with me.Copy !req
344. He doesn't like the way
I live my life so he's punishing me.Copy !req
345. Have you done something
that would warrant being punished?Copy !req
346. The gardener?Copy !req
347. - I thought that was over.
- No, it was, and then...Copy !req
348. You just had to be there.Copy !req
349. My point is, I'd be an awful mother.
I'm selfish and self-centered...Copy !req
350. The only person
more self-centered is Carlos.Copy !req
351. He's so self-centered, he doesn't
know how self-centered I am.Copy !req
352. We'd be terrible parents.Copy !req
353. Gabrielle, I'd like to help,
but I'm not sure what it is you want.Copy !req
354. It's just, I wanna know
who to be angry at.Copy !req
355. Here's a thought: don't be angry.Copy !req
356. Be thankful.
Children are a gift, are they not?Copy !req
357. I don't have time for this crap.
I have a party to plan.Copy !req
358. Thanks.Copy !req
359. - Things are really coming along.
- Yeah. Slowly and expensively.Copy !req
360. It'll be worth it.
You're doing an amazing job.Copy !req
361. So look, you're basically a predator,
and I need some advice.Copy !req
362. I know Tom loves me,
but I don't trust this woman.Copy !req
363. I think there's an agenda there.Copy !req
364. I don't know.
Maybe I'm being paranoid.Copy !req
365. No. You did the right thing
coming to me.Copy !req
366. There are two ways to approach this.Copy !req
367. First, what kind of shape
is this woman in?Copy !req
368. Fantastic shape, she's gorgeous.Copy !req
369. OK. Now there's really only
one way to approach this.Copy !req
370. - You're gonna have to act fast.
- I'm listening.Copy !req
371. It's pretty simple.Copy !req
372. When I feel threatened by a woman,
I pull her in.Copy !req
373. I make her my best friend.Copy !req
374. You said you didn't have
any female friends.Copy !req
375. I don't. And I've never felt threatened
by another woman either.Copy !req
376. But the point is...Copy !req
377. - Keep your friends close...
- Keep your enemies closer.Copy !req
378. Tom. We're having a dinner party.
I'm thinking of inviting Annabel.Copy !req
379. - We're not moving.
- Susan knows something. Edie said...Copy !req
380. I don't care what Edie said!
I'm not leaving Julie!Copy !req
381. You wanna risk our lives, our future,
over some schoolyard crush?Copy !req
382. It's more than that. Julie loves me.Copy !req
383. Then why does she refuse to see you?Copy !req
384. Mrs. Mayer lies to her. If it wasn't
for that, she would be with me.Copy !req
385. Are you sure?Copy !req
386. - Julie's a very special girl.
- I know.Copy !req
387. She could have
just about any boy she wanted.Copy !req
388. I think you're a wonderful kid.
I do, but...Copy !req
389. You're not that special, Zach.Copy !req
390. Not really.Copy !req
391. - She kissed me.
- Lately?Copy !req
392. Let's pack our bags and get out of here.Copy !req
393. Leave this whole mess behind
and start over.Copy !req
394. And there will be other girls,
I promise.Copy !req
395. No!Copy !req
396. If Susan goes to the police, it's over.Copy !req
397. They'll take me away.
Take you away. Don't you get that?Copy !req
398. If Julie doesn't love me anymore,
it doesn't matter.Copy !req
399. None of it matters.Copy !req
400. McGruder had absolutely
no idea what was going on.Copy !req
401. During the entire shoot, he was
practically holding Benson's hand!Copy !req
402. After the way Burnham screwed him over,
I'd be nervous too!Copy !req
403. My God, it was awful!Copy !req
404. Excuse me, I need to get in here
so I can clear the plates.Copy !req
405. - You want some help?
- I'm good.Copy !req
406. Looks like we got company.Copy !req
407. Hey, guys. Isn't it time for bed?Copy !req
408. They never get to see you.
Let 'em stay up for a while.Copy !req
409. OK, come here.
I want you to meet someone.Copy !req
410. This is Miss Foster.Copy !req
411. She's an old, old friend
of your Daddy's.Copy !req
412. - What you got there?
- A picture we painted.Copy !req
413. Let me have a look at that.Copy !req
414. It's all of us with Mommy
and Daddy. We're really happy.Copy !req
415. That is so adorable.Copy !req
416. - When did you do this?
- Today. Mom told us to.Copy !req
417. I told them to paint something nice.
The sentiment's theirs.Copy !req
418. - But you told us to.
- Hold on, grown-ups are talking.Copy !req
419. Well, this is really neat.Copy !req
420. Hey, how would you boys
like to paint my portrait one day?Copy !req
421. Sure, you're pretty.Copy !req
422. OK, great. So like your dad said,
it's time for bed.Copy !req
423. I'll take 'em back upstairs.Copy !req
424. Come on, guys.Copy !req
425. Thank you.Copy !req
426. Here we go.Copy !req
427. I must say,
your home is warm and inviting,Copy !req
428. your children
are absolutely precious.Copy !req
429. This whole evening was practically
a commercial for the perfect family.Copy !req
430. You think?Copy !req
431. You couldn't have planned it any better.Copy !req
432. And I mean that.Copy !req
433. Good.Copy !req
434. Hello, Susan.Copy !req
435. Paul...Copy !req
436. Hi.Copy !req
437. I understand you and Edie
went snooping through my house.Copy !req
438. It's OK, I'm not mad.Copy !req
439. So, what do you want to know
about Angela?Copy !req
440. It was Mary Alice's birth name.
She was named after her aunt Angela.Copy !req
441. When she was a teenager, they fell out
so she changed her name to Mary Alice.Copy !req
442. This was before we were married, so
forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.Copy !req
443. That's it? That's the explanation?Copy !req
444. Ridiculously simple, isn't it?Copy !req
445. She changed her name because
she got in a fight with her aunt?Copy !req
446. That doesn't seem like
something Mary Alice would do.Copy !req
447. Neither did suicide,
but we both know she did it.Copy !req
448. So, can we finally put this behind us?Copy !req
449. Or do you need to break into my home
for anything else?Copy !req
450. No.Copy !req
451. I'm good, thanks.Copy !req
452. Though, if you wouldn't mind,
I'd like to see that videotape I found.Copy !req
453. The one marked "Angela".Copy !req
454. It would be nice
to see Mary Alice when she was young.Copy !req
455. I'm afraid that box of tapes
was thrown out with the trash.Copy !req
456. OK, then.Copy !req
457. Susan, I'm serious when I say I hope
you'll leave my family alone now.Copy !req
458. This endless suspicion of yours
has become very tiring.Copy !req
459. Yeah, I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
460. That's my cell. Sorry.Copy !req
461. My God, it's Peterson. Excuse me.Copy !req
462. - Peterson?
- Hello?Copy !req
463. So, that was quite a show
you put on tonight.Copy !req
464. Show?Copy !req
465. The boys paintings, all these references
to how happy we are?Copy !req
466. Why not subtly remind Annabel
you're happily married?Copy !req
467. It wasn't subtle.Copy !req
468. And it's an insult to me.Copy !req
469. I did not mean it that way.Copy !req
470. Are you so insecure
that you have to pull that crap?Copy !req
471. Keep your voice down!Copy !req
472. It doesn't matter if she has feelings
for me as long as I'm not interested.Copy !req
473. Have I ever, ever given you
any reason to doubt me?Copy !req
474. Anyone is capable of anything.Copy !req
475. The first time we met,
you were cheating.Copy !req
476. With you! Cheating with you!Copy !req
477. It's a pattern of behavior.Copy !req
478. Give me a break!Copy !req
479. Well, what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
480. You hire your old girlfriend and don't
tell me about it for three months?Copy !req
481. If I'd told you on day one,
you'd still jump down my throat.Copy !req
482. - Annabel is ancient history.
- She's in the next room.Copy !req
483. How long do we have to be married,
how long until you trust me?Copy !req
484. I trust you.Copy !req
485. How many times have you said, "Touch
another woman and I'll take the boysCopy !req
486. and you'll never see us again"?Copy !req
487. That's just something
wives say to their husbands.Copy !req
488. Not all wives.Copy !req
489. God, Lynette, you're just so convinced
that I'm gonna be unfaithful!Copy !req
490. It makes me sick,
the distrust, the paranoia...Copy !req
491. You know, it seems
you won't be happyCopy !req
492. until you drive me out
to prove yourself right!Copy !req
493. OK, wait. Forget I said that.Copy !req
494. It's too late.Copy !req
495. You said it.Copy !req
496. Then just consider it something
that husbands say to their wives.Copy !req
497. Well, Peterson's on cloud nine.Copy !req
498. He discovered some inside scoop
on the Metro account.Copy !req
499. The bad news is, we have
to re-do the entire presentation.Copy !req
500. - Tonight?
- They need it first thing.Copy !req
501. Peterson says
we might be pulling an all-nighter.Copy !req
502. I can't drive, I've been drinking.Copy !req
503. I'll drive. Come on.Copy !req
504. - Thanks.
- Don't worry, Lynette.Copy !req
505. I'll deliver him back to you
as soon as I can.Copy !req
506. Please do!Copy !req
507. Honey, take over a minute.
I'm giving a speech.Copy !req
508. Make sure they stay
pink like that, OK?Copy !req
509. Are you OK?Copy !req
510. Yeah, I just didn't realize
how disgusting meat could be.Copy !req
511. Everyone, I just wanted to say it means
a lot to me that all of you came.Copy !req
512. And as you know, in a few days,Copy !req
513. I'm taking a little
government-sponsored vacation.Copy !req
514. Lucky for me, breakfast is included.Copy !req
515. - Oh, God
- The bottom line is,Copy !req
516. I'm going to jail,
and when a man goes away to jail,Copy !req
517. which I hope none of you
here ever have to do,Copy !req
518. he sees who his real friends are.Copy !req
519. So thanks.Copy !req
520. Hear, hear!Copy !req
521. Excuse you.Copy !req
522. Stay put until I need you.Copy !req
523. Don't talk to anybody
and for God's sake, don't get drunk.Copy !req
524. I'm supposed to be
at my cousin's wedding.Copy !req
525. It's not a wedding, it's a commitment
ceremony. Now sit down and...Copy !req
526. try to fit in.Copy !req
527. I got you a hotdog.Copy !req
528. No, thanks, I'm full.Copy !req
529. They have a croquet set.
Wanna go hit some balls?Copy !req
530. - No.
- That's fine. I can just sit here.Copy !req
531. I don't wanna be your girlfriend
or hang out.Copy !req
532. I want you to leave me alone, OK?Copy !req
533. OK.Copy !req
534. In that moment,Copy !req
535. while looking at the pills that
had been so obviously tampered with,Copy !req
536. Gabrielle's nausea was suddenly
replaced by an even stronger sensation.Copy !req
537. Rage.Copy !req
538. What are you doing?Copy !req
539. I'm so sorry. That was an accident.Copy !req
540. Answer my question.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
541. - I was invited.
- By who?Copy !req
542. You know what?
I don't believe I have to answer to you.Copy !req
543. - I think you do.
- What's going on here?Copy !req
544. He crashed the party. This guy
clearly is not taking no for an answer.Copy !req
545. It's OK. George has a girlfriend.
You brought her, didn't you?Copy !req
546. - He doesn't have a girlfriend.
- I do so.Copy !req
547. She's right over there.Copy !req
548. - That's his girlfriend?
- See? We were worried for nothing.Copy !req
549. So, any time you want to apologize...Copy !req
550. Come on, Rex.
You owe George some sort of gesture.Copy !req
551. What the hell.Copy !req
552. Rex, have you lost your mind?Copy !req
553. To be fair, I only pushed him.Copy !req
554. Carlos! You son of a bitch!Copy !req
555. I am pregnant and it's all your fault.Copy !req
556. This is turning into
one hell of a party.Copy !req
557. Are you OK?Copy !req
558. I think I can honestly say, no, I'm not.Copy !req
559. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
560. Thanks.Copy !req
561. But you know what they say about kids?Copy !req
562. That you can't imagine
having them until you do,Copy !req
563. and then you can't imagine
life without them?Copy !req
564. It's true.Copy !req
565. All I'm saying is,
maybe this is a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
566. I don't know who the father is.Copy !req
567. What?Copy !req
568. Yeah.Copy !req
569. - So you and John have still been...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
570. I know, Susan,
I don't know what I'm gonna do!Copy !req
571. Oh, my God!Copy !req
572. - Oh, my God! That's my house!
- I'll call 911!Copy !req
573. Yes, that's my house!Copy !req
574. Look, my kitchen!Copy !req
575. It's a big fire!Copy !req
576. Turns out, someone left the gas on
with candles burning.Copy !req
577. That's not possible.
We don't burn candles during the day.Copy !req
578. Well, I did have a French
vanilla candle burning earlier, but...Copy !req
579. I'm almost positive I blew it out.Copy !req
580. You're almost positive?Copy !req
581. Yes! I did!Copy !req
582. I did, I think.Copy !req
583. The fire was contained.Copy !req
584. The damage could have been
far more extensive.Copy !req
585. You've gotta be
more careful from now on.Copy !req
586. Don't worry. We will be.Copy !req
587. Bree, hi.Copy !req
588. You left the party so quickly,Copy !req
589. I didn't have a chance to apologize
to you for what Rex did.Copy !req
590. George, I'm so sorry he humiliated you
in front of all those people.Copy !req
591. - I don't know what got into him.
- Isn't it obvious? He hates me.Copy !req
592. No, he doesn't hate you,
he doesn't even know you.Copy !req
593. - You don't really even know him.
- I know this much.Copy !req
594. He's not gonna let us be friends.Copy !req
595. Well, that's not his choice to make.Copy !req
596. What if he asks you
not to see me any more?Copy !req
597. What if he orders you not to?Copy !req
598. Well, I decide who I need in my life,Copy !req
599. and I've decided that I need you.Copy !req
600. And that's all there is to it.Copy !req
601. He could make it awfully difficult
for you to spend time with me.Copy !req
602. Well, who says he has to know
how I spend my free time?Copy !req
603. I'm having trouble
with the family across the street.Copy !req
604. I think one of them
may have set a fire in my house.Copy !req
605. And I don't know why,Copy !req
606. but I feel like it's got something
to do with my friend who killed herself.Copy !req
607. I called the police,
but they didn't take me seriously.Copy !req
608. This family's got a secret,
a bad secret.Copy !req
609. I'm in over my head.Copy !req
610. I need you to find out
everything there is to knowCopy !req
611. about Paul Young and his family.Copy !req
612. Do you think you can help me?Copy !req
613. As a matter of fact,Copy !req
614. I know I can.Copy !req
615. Spring comes every year
to Wisteria Lane.Copy !req
616. But not everyone remembers
to stop and smell the flowers.Copy !req
617. Some are too busy
worrying about the future.Copy !req
618. Or mistakes they've made in the past.Copy !req
619. Others are preoccupied
with not getting caught.Copy !req
620. It's a window!Copy !req
621. Or thinking of ways
to catch someone else.Copy !req
622. Still, there will always be a fewCopy !req
623. who remember to take a moment and
appreciate what spring has given them.Copy !req
624. Just as there will always be those
who prefer to sit in the dark,Copy !req
625. brooding over everything they've lost.Copy !req