1. Previously, on Desperate Housewives.
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2. If Mary Alice was having a crisis,
we'd have known.
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3. She lives 50 feet away, for God's sakes.
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4. Gabby, the woman killed herself.
Something must have been going on.
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5. Every time I'm around that man,
he tries to grab my ass.
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6. I made over 200,000
doing business with him last year.
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7. If he wants to grab your ass, let him.
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8. Why aren't you happy?
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9. It turns out I wanted
all the wrong things.
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10. - What's that?
- A letter addressed to Mary Alice.
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11. Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do?
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12. An odd thing happens when we die.
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13. Our senses vanish.
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14. Taste, touch, smell and sound
become a distant memory.
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15. But our sight? Ah, our sight expands.
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16. And we can suddenly see the world
we've left behind so clearly.
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17. Of course, most of what's visible to the
dead could also be seen by the living.
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18. If they'd only take the time to look.
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19. Like my friend Gabrielle.
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20. I should've seen how unhappy
she was, but I didn't.
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21. I only saw her clothes from Paris,
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22. her platinum jewelry,
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23. and her brand-new diamond watch.
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24. Had I looked closer, I'd have seen
that Gabrielle was a drowning woman
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25. desperately in search of a life raft.
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26. Luckily for her, she found one.
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27. Of course, Gabrielle
only saw her young gardener
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28. as a way to infuse her life
with a little excitement.
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29. But now she was about to discover
just how exciting her life could get.
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30. Damn it. Come on.
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31. Come on, hurry!
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32. Let's go, let's go.
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33. - Where's my clothes?
- I'll find them. Get out.
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34. Where?
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35. - Out the window.
- What?
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36. Go!
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37. - Hi, honey, you're home early.
- My meeting got cancelled.
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38. - Didn't you shower this morning?
- I just finished a workout.
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39. Where's John?
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40. - John?
- Yeah. That's his truck out front.
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41. Gabrielle was panicked.
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42. She knew if her husband
discovered her secret,
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43. she would feel
the full force of his wrath.
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44. - Hey, Mr Solis.
- Hey, John.
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45. - You take care of the ficus?
- I'll do it as soon as I'm done.
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46. All right.
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47. She was quickly reminded
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48. - that what Carlos couldn't see...
- Yeah. Sure, no problem.
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49. couldn't hurt her.
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50. The peaceful facade of Wisteria Lane
had recently been shattered.
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51. First, by my suicide.
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52. And then by the discovery
of a note among my belongings
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53. that suggested a suspicious reason
for my desperate act.
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54. My friends gathered
to discuss its implications.
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55. We should give it to Paul.
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56. He's still mourning, Susan.
He'll probably freak out.
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57. She was his wife.
He deserves to have all the facts.
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58. We could do it gently. We could tell him
about it over coffee and pastry.
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59. That'll be fun. "We have proof your wife
killed herself over a dark secret."
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60. - "Another bear claw?"
- We could always call the police.
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61. Maybe it's just some sort of sick joke.
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62. If it was, it was in very poor taste.
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63. No, this was serious. I know it was.
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64. We got to find out what was going on.
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65. There's a chance
we're not gonna like what we find.
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66. Isn't it worse to be in the dark,
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67. imagining she did
all these horrible things?
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68. It's the age-old question. How much do
we want to know about our neighbors?
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69. My friends were right to be concerned.
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70. They knew that every family
has its secrets.
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71. And as my son and husband
could've told them,
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72. you need to think carefully
before digging them up.
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73. After talking for hours,
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74. my friends still hadn't agreed
on what to do with the note.
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75. So they decided to talk about it in
the morning after a good night's rest.
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76. But no one could fall asleep that night.
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77. They each kept thinking of my suicide.
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78. And how terribly alone I must've felt.
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79. You see, loneliness was something
my friends understood.
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80. All too well.
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81. It's OK, I'm up.
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82. Good. I have a question for you.
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83. OK.
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84. - Remember when you proposed?
- For God's sake.
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85. We sat on Skyline Drive
and drank a bottle of apple wine
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86. and you turned to me and you said,
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87. "If you marry me, Bree Mason,
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88. I promise to love you
for the rest of my life."
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89. Even though I was engaged to Ty Grant,
and my father didn't like you,
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90. - I said yes.
- That was a long time ago.
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91. Cancel the meeting
with the divorce lawyer.
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92. We'll find a marriage counselor.
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93. - Bree...
- You promised.
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94. All right.
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95. Good. I'm going to make myself
some warm milk.
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96. - Would you like something to drink?
- Anything but apple wine.
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97. Susan awoke that night
alone and parched.
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98. But as she gazed out her window,
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99. she saw the tall drink of water
she needed to quench her thirst.
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100. "Dear Diary,
Mike doesn't know I exist."
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101. - Shut up.
- You're gonna have to ask him out.
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102. - I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
- How's that going?
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103. Shouldn't you be making brownies
for your friends?
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104. - Have you seen the measuring cup?
- The measuring cup?
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105. Yeah.
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106. Well, it's got to be here
somewhere. Just keep looking.
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107. - I know you're awake.
- I know you're a jerk.
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108. Dinner with Tanaka ran long. I'm sorry.
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109. I didn't marry you so I could have
dinner alone six times a week.
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110. You know how bored I was? I came
this close to cleaning the house.
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111. Don't be that way. I got you a gift.
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112. Nope. No, no. You're not gonna
buy your way out of this one.
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113. It's a good gift.
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114. - Is that white gold?
- Yeah. Put it on.
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115. And then make love to me.
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116. I'm not in the mood.
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117. But we could stay up and talk.
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118. When a man buys a woman jewelry,
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119. there are many things
he may want in return.
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120. For future reference,
conversation ain't one of 'em.
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121. - Hey, that was a joke.
- Yeah, right.
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122. - What the hell's wrong?
- Let go of me.
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123. - You've been a nightmare for a month.
- Stop.
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124. I can't fix it unless you tell me.
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125. It's not exciting anymore, Carlos.
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126. So what am I supposed to do?
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127. I don't know. Be the way you used to be.
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128. Surprise me. Take my breath away.
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129. OK.
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130. OK.
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131. - Hey, Susan.
- Mike.
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132. What's wrong?
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133. I didn't realize anybody was gonna be
out here. I just rolled out of bed.
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134. I'm sure you look fine.
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135. Bongo, Bongo, Bongo.
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136. Hey, come on.
Sorry, he scares easy.
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137. No, no, it's fine. I get it.
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138. I didn't mean to disturb you.
I'll see you later.
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139. - Do you want to have dinner with me?
- Just the two of us?
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140. Well... and Julie.
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141. It's a thing we do
when somebody moves in.
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142. We invite them over for
a home-cooked meal. It's a tradition.
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143. - I thought you were a lousy cook.
- Well, I order take-out.
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144. You invite 'em for home-cooking
and give 'em take-out?
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145. Yeah, ah, it's sort of a new tradition.
I'm working out the kinks.
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146. I'll tell you what. How about I cook?
You guys come over to my place.
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147. Oh, great.
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148. - Friday night at six?
- I'll be there.
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149. Right. Come on.
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150. Bye, Bongo.
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151. Julie! Mike Delfino just invited us
to dinner Friday night.
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152. He did? Cool.
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153. But only I'm going because
you're gonna come down with something
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154. that requires bed rest and fluids.
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155. Julie was glad
Susan was rekindling her love life.
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156. Of course, she was unaware of her
mother's recent track record with fire.
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157. It's all gone. Everything my ex-husband
worked for all those years, gone.
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158. Don't worry about clothing.
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159. I already started a collection
from the neighborhood.
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160. What? I don't want to wear
other people's old crap.
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161. You can be homeless or ungracious.
You really can't afford to be both.
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162. That reminds me. My insurance check
still hasn't come yet.
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163. Can I stay with you
a few more weeks?
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164. Of course. What kind
of Christian would I be
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165. if I denied shelter to a friend in need?
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166. Look. Here's something we can salvage.
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167. Your measuring cup.
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168. We can scrape of the burnt part
and it'll look good as new.
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169. That's not my cup. Mine was plastic.
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170. - Well, how did it get in here?
- I don't know. Who cares?
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171. Now, would you put that down
and start looking for jewelry.
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172. Dr. Albert Goldfine
was the most accomplished
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173. marriage counselor in the city.
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174. He had dealt with problems
ranging from substance abuse,
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175. to infidelity,
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176. to domestic violence.
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177. Yes, Dr. Goldfine
thought he had seen it all.
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178. And then he met the Van De Kamps.
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179. Hi. I'm Bree.
And this is my husband Rex.
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180. And I brought you
some homemade potpourri.
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181. The answer is yes.
You're about to make a fortune off us.
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182. - Get off!
- Boys!
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183. Guys, I'm begging you.
Sit in your seats.
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184. I'm not gonna tell you again. Buckle up.
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185. I mean it, so help me...
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186. Oh, shoot. Crap!
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187. I was playing with it first!
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188. License and registration, please.
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189. - Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over?
- I have a theory.
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190. The kids should be sitting
wearing seat belts.
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191. I yelled at them. They never listen.
It's very frustrating.
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192. You have to find a way to control them.
After all, that's your job.
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193. Though he'd been
a policeman for six years,
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194. Officer Hayes had never found himself
in a truly dangerous situation.
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195. Then again, he had never before told
a woman how to raise her children.
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196. - Are you saying I'm a bad mother?
- Get back in your car, please.
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197. I have no help. My husband's
always away on business.
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198. I'm gonna have to ask you
to step back now.
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199. My babysitter joined
the witness relocation program.
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200. - I haven't slept through the night...
- Ma'am.
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201. in six years. And for you
to stand there and judge me...
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202. OK. I'm not gonna give you a ticket. I'm
just gonna let you off with a warning.
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203. I accept your apology.
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204. He's kicking me again!
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205. Buckle up.
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206. - Mrs. Solis.
- Hello, Jonathan.
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207. Well, this is my room.
Sorry about the mess.
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208. Oh, don't worry about it.
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209. You just missed my mom. On Friday,
she coaches my sister's soccer team.
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210. Yes, I heard that.
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211. John, we need to talk about
what happened the other day.
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212. Mr. Solis isn't catching on, is he?
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213. No, no, he doesn't have a clue,
God love him.
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214. It's just I was thinking
that when you come over to garden,
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215. you might actually have to garden.
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216. Great, you're breaking up with me.
In my own bedroom.
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217. No, no. I'm not dumping you.
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218. Lately, you've been
the only thing keeping me going.
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219. But we can't do it
at my house anymore.
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220. So then, where do you want to do it?
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221. Well, what time does your mom
get back from soccer practice?
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222. - Mrs. Solis!
- Hurry. We don't have much time.
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223. And so there's just the four of us.
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224. My older son, Andrew, is 16,
Danielle is 15 and...
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225. I don't need to see pictures.
Bree, you've spent most of the hour
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226. engaging in small talk.
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227. - Have I?
- Yes.
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228. Rex has been very vocal
about his issues.
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229. Don't you want to discuss
your feelings about your marriage?
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230. Bree doesn't like
to talk about her feelings.
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231. To be honest, it's hard to know
if she has any.
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232. Does she feel anger, rage, ecstasy?
Who knows?
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233. She's always pleasant, and I can't
tell you how annoying that is.
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234. Whatever she feels,
it's so far below the surface...
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235. Bree?
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236. - Bree?
- What? I'm sorry.
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237. Would you like to respond
to what Rex just said?
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238. - Oh...
- Is there some truth there?
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239. Do you use housework as a way
to disengage emotionally?
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240. Of course not!
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241. This is great.
I got tons of homework tonight.
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242. - It's easy to concentrate after sex.
- I'm glad I could help.
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243. Education's very important.
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244. I got something for you.
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245. I was gonna give it to you next time I
mowed your lawn, but since you're here.
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246. - It's a rose.
- It's not just any rose.
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247. Look at all the petals.
There's no flaws.
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248. It's perfect.
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249. Just like you.
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250. The truth hit her like a thunderbolt.
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251. I spent days looking for
just the right one. I finally found it.
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252. For John, this was no longer
a meaningless little affair.
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253. Gabrielle could now clearly see
he was falling in love with her.
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254. It's just beautiful.
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255. I got to go.
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256. Goodbye.
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257. Hey, you. What are we having?
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258. I talked to Julie
and she suggested rib-eye steaks.
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259. - She said that's your favorite.
- I love my steak.
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260. Hi, Mike.
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261. Susan.
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262. Edie.
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263. I'm sorry about your house.
How are you?
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264. All right, I guess.
Is somebody having a party?
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265. No, Susan's just throwing me
a traditional welcome dinner.
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266. Only I'm cooking.
And having it at my house.
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267. Traditional? Hm! I didn't get one.
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268. Oh, it's a new tradition.
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269. It won't be anything fancy.
Just a little home cooking.
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270. That sounds so good.
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271. Susan suddenly had an awful feeling
in the pit of her stomach.
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272. I've been having
nothing but fast food lately.
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273. As if she was watching
an accident in slow motion.
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274. She knew it would happen,
but was powerless to stop it.
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275. Would you like
to join us for dinner?
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276. That's so sweet. No, I don't want
to intrude. Three's a crowd.
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277. No, it's not like that.
I mean, Susan's bringing Julie.
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278. It's not like that.
The more the merrier.
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279. - Well, this'll be fun.
- All right. Tomorrow night.
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280. - We'll eat at six.
- Great.
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281. - And Susan...
- Yeah?
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282. This'll make up for the dinner
that you never threw me.
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283. Right.
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284. Ta-ta.
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285. Should I have told her we were having
steak. She's not a vegetarian?
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286. Oh, no, no.
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287. No, Edie's definitely a carnivore.
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288. Here's what I pulled for Edie.
Most of the clothes aren't that stylish.
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289. Don't worry. Edie's a beggar now,
which means she can't be a chooser.
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290. Of course, we don't have to
add salt to the wound.
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291. Listen, I was just
getting dinner ready...
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292. Say no more.
I'll get out of your hair.
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293. No, no.
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294. Was that you I saw getting
pulled over by a policeman?
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295. Yeah, the boys were acting up in the
car, I couldn't get them to sit down.
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296. - Young boys can be so willful.
- I try everything.
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297. I scream. I threaten.
I reason. I beg. Nothing works.
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298. I don't know if they're too young
to understand
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299. or they're just getting some
perverse joy out of testing me.
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300. My mother had the worst time
with me in the car.
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301. So one time, she stopped and left me
on the side of the road and drove off.
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302. - You're kidding?
- She came back immediately.
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303. But I never misbehaved in the car again.
You should try that.
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304. Mrs. Huber, I could never leave my kids
by the side of the road.
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305. When it comes to discipline,
you must be creative.
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306. My mother knew that. Smart lady.
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307. Of course, she's in a home now.
And her mind has just turned to mush.
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308. Like I said, I should go back
and get dinner ready.
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309. Oh, right, well. Goodbye.
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310. Goodbye.
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311. Susan, have you been able to find
old clothes for Edie?
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312. She has nothing to wear.
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313. I thought that was the look
she was going for.
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314. Oh, Susan, Edie may be trash,
but she's still a human being.
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315. Zach, is your dad home?
I need to talk to him.
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316. Hey, Paul, I hope I'm not interrupting.
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317. Actually, I was getting ready
to go somewhere.
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318. I just wanted to come by and say hello.
See how you guys are doing.
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319. We're trying to move on.
It's been pretty tough.
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320. I can only imagine.
Not knowing why Mary Alice...
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321. - Why what?
- Why she did it.
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322. - Here, let me help you.
- I've got it. I've got it.
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323. - I'm sorry if I upset you.
- Can I be frank?
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324. - Of course.
- I don't care what her reasons were.
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325. Maybe she was depressed, maybe
she was bored. It doesn't matter.
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326. She abandoned her husband
and her son and I'll never forgive her.
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327. As I watched Susan,
I couldn't help feeling sorry for her.
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328. She wanted so much to know why I did it.
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329. Why I killed myself.
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330. It's not enough to want the truth.
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331. You must know where to look for it.
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332. And the truth is elusive
because it knows where to hide.
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333. Hello, Julie, I talked to your mom
about donating some clothes for Edie.
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334. She's at Mrs. Van De Kamp's, but I'll
see if she left some stuff upstairs.
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335. Julie, I was just admiring
your new measuring cup.
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336. - Yeah, we've lost ours.
- Really?
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337. - So I couldn't find the clothes. Sorry.
- That's OK.
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338. - If you want me to keep looking.
- No. You've done more than enough.
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339. Truly.
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340. Bree. Rex just called. He won't
be able to meet you here today.
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341. Apparently, there was
an emergency at the hospital.
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342. Well, I wish he'd called me.
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343. He suggested perhaps you'd like
to meet with me by yourself.
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344. You've been very quiet
in our joint sessions.
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345. What?
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346. Oh, no, thank you.
I have some things I need to do today.
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347. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
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348. OK.
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349. Dr. Goldfine,
there is something you can do for me.
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350. - What's that?
- Take off your coat.
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351. You're taking Julie
on your dinner date with Mike?
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352. If Edie's gonna be there,
I'll need emotional support.
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353. I can't believe she wormed her way in.
How did you let her?
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354. I don't know. I was gonna take her out,
but it happened so fast.
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355. You need to get there early,
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356. spend time with Mike
before the barracuda gets there.
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357. That's a good idea.
Edie will get there at 5.45,
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358. which means her breasts will arrive
at 5.30, so I should shoot for five.
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359. I'm just gonna take these upstairs.
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360. I'm gonna keep
my one little bag and go home.
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361. That is a beautiful rose.
Where did you get it?
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362. John gave it to me.
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363. John, your gardener,
he gave you a rose?
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364. Yes. I'm having some
new bushes planted outside
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365. and he gave me that as a color palette.
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366. OK.
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367. Sure is beautiful, isn't it?
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368. Yes, it is.
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369. I'm sure Freud
would not approve of this.
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370. Who cares? I took Psychology.
We learned all about Freud.
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371. - A miserable human being.
- What makes you say that?
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372. Think about it.
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373. He grew up in the late 1800s.
There were no appliances back then.
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374. His mother had to do everything by hand.
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375. Just backbreaking work
from sun up to sundown.
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376. Not to mention the countless
other sacrifices she had to make
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377. to take care of her family,
and what does he do?
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378. He becomes famous peddling a theory
that the problems of most adults
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379. can be traced back to something awful
their mother has done.
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380. She must've felt so betrayed.
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381. He saw how hard she worked.
He saw what she did for him.
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382. Did he even ever think to say thank you?
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383. I doubt it.
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384. There you go.
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385. Just so you know, many of Freud's
theories have been discredited.
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386. Good.
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387. Boys, I am not gonna
tell you again. Sit.
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388. I mean it. I am serious.
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389. You guys are gonna be in so much trouble
if you don't sit back in those seats.
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390. For the first time,
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391. Lynette could see this was not
the innocent play of children.
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392. She was being challenged.
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393. So she decided
it was time to get creative.
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394. Out! Can't behave,
you heard me, you cannot ride.
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395. You, out, move it.
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396. Where is she going?
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397. OK. Mommy's a genius.
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398. Five, six, all right.
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399. Mommy'll be right back.
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400. Boys? Boys?
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401. Boys?
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402. Porter! Preston! Parker!
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403. Come on, now, 'cause Mommy
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404. Excuse me. I'm looking for my boys.
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405. Three boys with red hair.
Have you seen them?
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406. Yeah. And I saw you drive away
and leave 'em.
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407. I was just trying to scare them.
Did you see where they went?
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408. Yeah, they're in my kitchen.
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409. Listen, it seems to me that you have
some anger management issues.
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410. I have four kids under six.
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411. I absolutely
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412. You need to talk to somebody
because abandoning your children...
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413. I didn't abandon them. I came back.
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414. I'm just saying it's not normal.
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415. My kids aren't normal
and now I don't have time for this so...
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416. Boys, get out here.
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417. I don't think they should
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418. - Get in the car.
- She's got cookies.
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419. - Bring 'em, we're leaving.
- Stay put.
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420. - I don't think so.
- Listen, lady...
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421. - Leave my mommy alone.
- Let go of me.
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422. - What's the matter with you?
- Son of bi...
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423. - Run, boys, run!
- Come on!
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424. - Crap.
- Get back here.
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425. Boys, you're gonna need
to put on your...
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426. Get back
or I'm gonna call Social Services.
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427. Oh, my God! Carlos, what have you done?
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428. I saw it when I drove by the dealership.
I thought you'd look beautiful in this.
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429. It cost me an arm and a leg. It's got
GPS navigation, 200 watt stereo...
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430. It is beautiful.
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432. Absolutely.
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433. Is it the best gift you've ever gotten?
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434. Gabrielle could see
what this gesture had cost Carlos,
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435. so she responded
the only way she knew how.
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436. She had a feeling the truth would've
been lost on her husband anyway.
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437. After all, it's the rare man
who understands the value
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438. of a single perfect rose.
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439. - Susan.
- I hope you don't mind.
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440. I came by early to help you set up.
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441. Hey, Susan.
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442. Don't worry,
we have everything under control.
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443. Bongo! I don't know why he barks at you.
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444. I wouldn't take it personally.
Dogs are very sensitive.
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445. What's up, Bongo? You never know
what freaks them out, huh?
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446. In the distance,
Susan thought she heard a bell ring.
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447. Is it a strange noise?
What is it? A weird smell?
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448. Round one had started.
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450. this whole it takes two to mess up
a marriage theory is bull.
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451. - Our problems are because of her.
- That is not true, Rex.
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452. What have I been doing for
the past 20 years that's been so awful?
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453. You're not saying anything
because I've been a great husband.
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- Rex, I'm curious.
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455. Do you ever acknowledge
the benefits of living with Bree?
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457. your home's always clean,
your clothes always pressed,
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remember to say thank you?
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460. - Thank you?
- Yes.
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461. Bongo! Get down! Down!
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462. - Go away.
- Down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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from Mrs. Huber again?
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464. That's Mr. Mullen. If he invites you in,
you have to meet all of his pets.
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465. - That's OK. I love animals.
- He's a taxidermist.
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466. OK, thanks for the warning.
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467. Isn't Mr. Mullen's brother
your divorce attorney?
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468. Yes, yes, he was.
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470. In my heart, I still believe that you
and Karl are gonna get back together.
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471. - Really?
- Yeah.
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472. I've never seen two people more in love.
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473. She's never gonna find that kind of
chemistry with another man. Never.
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474. It was everything Susan could do
to keep a smile on her face.
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475. Round two had started
and she was already taking a beating.
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476. - You know, Mrs. Britt.
- What Edie hadn't counted on...
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477. - I always liked...
- ... Susan had someone in her corner.
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478. Mr. Rothwell, your fourth husband.
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479. He was my second husband.
I've only been married twice.
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480. You weren't married to the tattooed guy
they took away in handcuffs?
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481. No, Julie, she wasn't married to Javier.
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482. He was just one
of her special friends.
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484. Unless you want to
keep talking about it.
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485. - Bongo, get down.
- Wait.
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486. - Let me show you something.
- He loves that gravy.
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487. Come. While you were in there
tossing a salad, I taught him something.
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to ingratiate herself with its owner.
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490. She was also furious with Mike for not
seeing through this blatant maneuver.
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491. - So...
- But mostly...
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for not having thought of it first.
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495. Best dog ever. Yes, you are.
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496. - I've never seen him walk on two legs.
- He knows who to come to.
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497. - Here's your dessert.
- Thank you. Mike, this looks yummy.
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498. Look at that. Looks like Bongo's
finally warming up to Susan.
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499. We just got off on the wrong foot.
We're best buddies now.
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500. What a good boy!
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501. - Bongo, are you OK?
- What's wrong with him?
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502. I don't know.
I've never heard him make that sound.
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503. - You OK, fella?
- Mom?
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504. You all right?
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505. You OK?
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506. The vet's number's on the fridge.
Say I'll be right there.
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507. Don't worry.
I'll get everything cleaned up.
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511. - Hey.
- Hey.
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if they'll have to operate.
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518. - Oh, no, it's OK.
- Good news.
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519. - We won't have to do surgery.
- Oh, that's great.
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520. We've given him something
to help pass the earring.
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521. - When he does, should we retrieve it?
- I'm gonna say no.
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522. OK. You should be able
to take him home in about an hour.
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527. one of the last thing's she said to me
in the hospital before she died
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528. was to be sure I looked after him
and I promised her I would.
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529. And just like that,
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530. Susan could suddenly
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532. Mike Delfino was still in love
with his late wife.
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533. And if something had happened,
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534. I know that sounds stupid, but...
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535. And she knew right then,
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536. neither she nor Edie would be laying
claim to his heart any time soon.
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537. No, it doesn't. Not at all.
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538. So she decided, for now, she could
settle for just being his friend.
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539. This is for you.
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540. Well, for Bongo. You give it to him.
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543. The beauty that waits to be unveiled.
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545. But people so rarely
stop to take a look.
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546. They just keep moving.
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