1. Previously on Desperate Housewives:Copy !req
2. The police showed me your rap sheet.
You killed a man.Copy !req
3. - Want to hear what happened?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
4. I will never believe
anything you say ever again.Copy !req
5. Unexpected visitors...Copy !req
6. - She's cheating on you?
- I think so.Copy !req
7. - I'll take care of it.
- Thank you, Mama.Copy !req
8. lead to unexpected consequences.Copy !req
9. Andrew, you almost killed
another human being.Copy !req
10. She's lived her life.Copy !req
11. I have my whole life ahead of me
and now it might be screwed up.Copy !req
12. In the coma ward
at Sacred Heart Hospital,Copy !req
13. the dreams begin just after midnight.Copy !req
14. The pitch black of night
gives way to vivid imagesCopy !req
15. that comfort the dreamer
until the morning.Copy !req
16. Gus, the custodian,Copy !req
17. dreams of some day winning the lotteryCopy !req
18. and quitting his thankless job.Copy !req
19. Howard, the security guard,Copy !req
20. envisions a luxurious retirement
in the tropics.Copy !req
21. Ruth Ann, the night nurse,Copy !req
22. fantasizes about leaving her husband.Copy !req
23. But the most vivid dreams of all
belong to the patient in Room 312.Copy !req
24. Yes, Juanita Solis had been
dreaming steadily for five months.Copy !req
25. Sometimes, of the shocking secret
she had uncovered.Copy !req
26. Other times, she dreamt of the accident
that had put her in the hospital.Copy !req
27. But her most common dreamCopy !req
28. was the one in which
she finally told her son the truth.Copy !req
29. And then one night,Copy !req
30. Juanita Solis decided it was timeCopy !req
31. to wake up.Copy !req
32. Hello?Copy !req
33. Is anybody here?Copy !req
34. I have to call my son.Copy !req
35. Even though she knew she was
about to die, Juanita didn't care.Copy !req
36. The truth was finally going to come out.Copy !req
37. Tell my son his wife is cheating on him.Copy !req
38. Oh, my God.Copy !req
39. Sadly for Juanita, this was
one dream that would never come true.Copy !req
40. We all honor heroes
for different reasons.Copy !req
41. Sometimes for their bravery,Copy !req
42. sometimes for their daring,Copy !req
43. sometimes for their goodness.Copy !req
44. But mostly we honor heroes
because, at one point or another,Copy !req
45. we all dream of being rescued.Copy !req
46. Susan, I know you're in there.
We have to talk.Copy !req
47. This is crazy.Copy !req
48. I know.Copy !req
49. Everything the cop said is true.
I did kill somebody.Copy !req
50. But there's one thing they didn't
tell you. I killed for you, Susan.Copy !req
51. Susan, if I can't have you,
no one else can.Copy !req
52. Shut up.Copy !req
53. Susan, are you home?Copy !req
54. Susan? Your car's here.
I know you're in there.Copy !req
55. I was hoping we could talk for a minute.Copy !req
56. Susan, maybe you should have waited
till I left to do that.Copy !req
57. I know you don't want to see me
right now but I owe you an explanation,Copy !req
58. and it's all in there, everything
you ever wanted to know about my past,Copy !req
59. my reasons for doing what I did.Copy !req
60. It's all there.Copy !req
61. Hey.Copy !req
62. Guys, come on. What are you doing?Copy !req
63. You know, just bonding,
discussing current events...Copy !req
64. Seriously, if you'd just parked across
the street I could have let you go.Copy !req
65. Why don't you just pretend like we did?Copy !req
66. Get out of the car.Copy !req
67. - Get this.
- Hey.Copy !req
68. Stop the car.Copy !req
69. I can't believe it. Two months
from graduation and he's expelled.Copy !req
70. We are just lucky that security guard
did not press charges.Copy !req
71. - So what are we going to do?
- I'm glad that you asked.Copy !req
72. - What are these?
- Brochures for youth detention centers.Copy !req
73. How long have you had these?Copy !req
74. They've been in the drawer a few months.
I had a feeling we might need them.Copy !req
75. Bree, I don't know.Copy !req
76. We have to admit that we need help.Copy !req
77. If we can't get through to Andrew,
we need someone who can.Copy !req
78. You want to send our son
away to some prison camp?Copy !req
79. Don't be so dramatic.
Some of these places actually look fun.Copy !req
80. Look. Camp Hennessey.Copy !req
81. "Teaches kids respect for authority
and boundariesCopy !req
82. in a summer camp atmosphere."Copy !req
83. The perimeter is surrounded by
an electrified fence.Copy !req
84. You have to admit that's an efficient
way to teach respect for boundaries.Copy !req
85. OK, how about this one?
It's perfect for Andrew.Copy !req
86. It's a ranch in Montana. It has lots
of fresh air and plenty of open spaces.Copy !req
87. - And daily classes on anger management.
- I'm not comfortable with this.Copy !req
88. All right, how about this one? It's
in the desert and it's very reasonable.Copy !req
89. The barracks are a little bit bleak
but that recidivism rate is to die for.Copy !req
90. Bree, I'm not doing it.
I'm not sending my son away.Copy !req
91. It's easy for you, isn't it?Copy !req
92. You're not the one he's rude to,
the one he challenges every day.Copy !req
93. - You're not the one he hates.
- I'll talk to him. All right?Copy !req
94. I'll sit him down for a little
old-fashioned heart-to-heart.Copy !req
95. You talk to him all you want.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna check out
the place with the electrified fence.Copy !req
97. Listen, my children, and you shall hearCopy !req
98. Of the midnight ride of Paul RevereCopy !req
99. Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry archCopy !req
100. Of the North Church towerCopy !req
101. One if by land, two if by seaCopy !req
102. And I on the opposite shore will beCopy !req
103. Hi, I wanted to introduce myself
to your mom. I'm Lynette Scavo.Copy !req
104. Hi, Lynette. I'm Alisa Stevens.Copy !req
105. I'm sorry. I thought...Copy !req
106. I read lips.Copy !req
107. A lot of the time,
signing is just easier.Copy !req
108. I don't like to misunderstand,
or to be misunderstood.Copy !req
109. - And I'm Lily.
- Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
110. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
111. - That's my son, Matt.
- My twins talk about Matt all the time.Copy !req
112. - We should set up a play date.
- Sounds great.Copy !req
113. - Let's have dinner too.
- I'd love to.Copy !req
114. - The British are coming.
- Giddy-up.Copy !req
115. Even better, let's just keep it adults.Copy !req
116. Babe, they blinked.Copy !req
117. - We got 'em by the short hairs.
- Who blinked?Copy !req
118. The DA. I just spoke with the lawyers.Copy !req
119. - They offered a plea bargain.
- And that's good?Copy !req
120. It means they know they got a weak case.
They don't think they can win.Copy !req
121. - It's over.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
122. - That means we can keep the house.
- No, we still have to sell the house.Copy !req
123. - I gotta pay the lawyers.
- You said they offered a plea bargain.Copy !req
124. Yeah, but we're not gonna take that.Copy !req
125. Put me down.Copy !req
126. Honey, it would mean
me going to jail for eight months.Copy !req
127. I think that's pretty reasonable,
as you're guilty as sin.Copy !req
128. You were fine with selling.Copy !req
129. Before I knew we could trade
a couple of months in prison to keep it.Copy !req
130. What?Copy !req
131. No, this is her daughter-in-law.Copy !req
132. Is it the hospital? Is it Mama?Copy !req
133. Thank you. Yes.Copy !req
134. Gabby?Copy !req
135. I'm sorry, Carlos.Copy !req
136. Some believe people
are judged by the way they live life,Copy !req
137. and others by the way they leave it.Copy !req
138. I like the Lexington mahogany
with gold leaf.Copy !req
139. It has a pink velvet interior
and drapes,Copy !req
140. plus it's hand-engraved so
in case of a flood or earthquake,Copy !req
141. they'll at least know which one is hers.Copy !req
142. Don't you think
that's a little over the top?Copy !req
143. Only the best for Mama.Copy !req
144. These funeral homes make a fortune
trying to convince people to overspend.Copy !req
145. - What are you saying?
- Your mother was sensible.Copy !req
146. She wouldn't be comfortable
with bells and whistles.Copy !req
147. Maybe this one. Wood veneer.Copy !req
148. - What?
- You never liked Mama.Copy !req
149. It's awfully hard to like someone
who actively hates your guts.Copy !req
150. She thought you married beneath you
and let me know it.Copy !req
151. - She loved you.
- She treated me like trash.Copy !req
152. God rest her soul.Copy !req
153. I'm putting my mother in the grave.
Now is not the time to pinch pennies.Copy !req
154. Carlos, we're not exactly
flush with cash right now.Copy !req
155. Let her be true to her roots.
She was born humble.Copy !req
156. - And barefoot.
- She was a queen.Copy !req
157. What did Mike say
when he gave you the letter?Copy !req
158. - That it explains everything.
- Does it?Copy !req
159. - I haven't read it.
- Why not?Copy !req
160. - I just can't.
- I'd have ripped it open with my teeth.Copy !req
161. Aren't you dying to know what he wrote?Copy !req
162. Yes. But what if it's just
a bunch of far-fetched stories?Copy !req
163. - You should assume that it is.
- Why?Copy !req
164. Think how good men are
at lying on the spot.Copy !req
165. God forbid you should
give them time and a pen.Copy !req
166. Edie, could you stop by the site?
I've blueprints of the master bath.Copy !req
167. I'll see you in a few, Bill.Copy !req
168. My new contractor.
We're sort of dating.Copy !req
169. Didn't you once say you never mix
business with pleasure?Copy !req
170. No, I said never mix pleasure
with commitment.Copy !req
171. Right.Copy !req
172. - What are you gonna do with the letter?
- Would you open it up already?Copy !req
173. No, I won't.Copy !req
174. I don't trust Mike any more
and without trust...Copy !req
175. No. I'm just gonna go in
and rip it up and throw it in the trash.Copy !req
176. - Why don't we rip it up now?
- No.Copy !req
177. That's OK. I don't wanna,
you know, litter.Copy !req
178. She is so opening that letter.Copy !req
179. While Carlos was making
arrangements to bury his mother,Copy !req
180. Gabrielle was making sure
she'd be taking her secret to the grave.Copy !req
181. Hi, I'm Gabrielle Solis.Copy !req
182. You're Nurse Hisel?Copy !req
183. Yes. Hi.
When you said you were coming,Copy !req
184. I collected all the personal things
your husband brought inCopy !req
185. during Juanita's stay with us.Copy !req
186. I assume that's why you're stopping by?Copy !req
187. That's so thoughtful of you
but, actually, no.Copy !req
188. No?Copy !req
189. No, you see my husband and I
still don't have a clear accountCopy !req
190. as to how Juanita passed.Copy !req
191. How?Copy !req
192. Yes, did she die quietly,
in her sleep...?Copy !req
193. Yeah, that's usually how it happens.Copy !req
194. I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.Copy !req
195. Pretty sure?Copy !req
196. I don't know exactly
because I wasn't with her at that time.Copy !req
197. Was anyone with her?Copy !req
198. An orderly, candy striper, anyone?Copy !req
199. No. She was alone.Copy !req
200. Thank you so much.
That's all I needed to hear.Copy !req
201. Mrs. Solis.Copy !req
202. You can just toss that.Copy !req
203. Great. Just great.Copy !req
204. I think this is yours.Copy !req
205. Yeah. I've been looking for this one.
Thanks.Copy !req
206. I don't suppose you have
any idea where I found it?Copy !req
207. Those little suckers
are drawn to bare feet and car tires.Copy !req
208. Since you're not limping or bleeding...Copy !req
209. This is only temporary.
You need to get it fixed.Copy !req
210. - Thanks, I will.
- Seriously, it's not safe.Copy !req
211. You'll only get
20 or 30 miles out of it.Copy !req
212. All right, I promise.Copy !req
213. Hey, listen.
I'm about to break for lunch.Copy !req
214. - How would you like to join me?
- Lunch?Copy !req
215. Yeah, lunch.Copy !req
216. Are you asking me out on a date?Copy !req
217. That sounds kinda formal for a burrito
and a can of soda, but I guess I am.Copy !req
218. Aren't you dating Edie?Copy !req
219. We went out on a date. We're not dating.Copy !req
220. So how about it? I'm buying.Copy !req
221. I just got out of this relationship
with this guy, Mike.Copy !req
222. It's kind of complicated.Copy !req
223. Anyway, I'm not sure where I am right
now, emotionally. I'm all jumbled up.Copy !req
224. I can't leap into something new,
relationship-wise, at the moment.Copy !req
225. Again, just a burrito.Copy !req
226. - I'm sorry.
- OK, I understand.Copy !req
227. Sounds like you need time
to reflect and heal.Copy !req
228. - I do, I really do.
- OK.Copy !req
229. I'll check back with you again tomorrow.Copy !req
230. This is so delicious.Copy !req
231. I don't know how you find the time,
with four kids.Copy !req
232. Only for first-time guests.Copy !req
233. Normally, you'd be having chicken
fingers and cartoon-shaped macaroni.Copy !req
234. - If that.
- Hey, shut up.Copy !req
235. Tom, you're in advertising, right?Copy !req
236. I worked five years at Simon and Scott.Copy !req
237. I started at Simon and Scott.Copy !req
238. I hated those guys.Copy !req
239. - We have to talk.
- Yes...Copy !req
240. Who do you know there now?Copy !req
241. It's all over now. They'll be
talking shop for the rest of the night.Copy !req
242. Alisa loves talking about Alisa.Copy !req
243. Well, Lynette loves
talking about Lynette too.Copy !req
244. I don't believe that for a second.Copy !req
245. You and your husband seem pretty solid.Copy !req
246. We're going through some tough stuff.
We're in counseling.Copy !req
247. - Really? More steak?
- It's her idea.Copy !req
248. It's not the most pleasant way
to spend an hour.Copy !req
249. Basically, I look at the clock
and she blames me for everything.Copy !req
250. I don't think you should be talking
about Alisa with her so...Copy !req
251. It's OK, it's not like she can hear.Copy !req
252. Maybe I will have some more
of that potato stuff.Copy !req
253. He actually said those things,
with her sitting right there?Copy !req
254. It was really nasty,
and he wouldn't shut up, either.Copy !req
255. I can't believe you said
we'd play tennis.Copy !req
256. That was before I knew he was a jerk.
She was great.Copy !req
257. Look what she taught me.Copy !req
258. It means "I love you."Copy !req
259. That's great. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
260. - What do you mean?
- Obviously she needs to be told.Copy !req
261. No, she doesn't.
This is between Dennis and Alisa.Copy !req
262. How can I ignore this? And I quote:
"It's not like she can hear."Copy !req
263. Lynette, you're starting to ramp up
into that whole meddling thing you do.Copy !req
264. - Excuse me?
- Let me handle it.Copy !req
265. Let's avoid a big thing.Copy !req
266. Are you saying I can't be tactful?Copy !req
267. If he says something at tennis,Copy !req
268. I will take him aside, man to man,
and say, "That's not cool."Copy !req
269. Are you saying I'm not tactful?Copy !req
270. Andrew, I need you
to take out the trash.Copy !req
271. - Sure.
- Now, not five hours from now.Copy !req
272. I'm going. God...Copy !req
273. I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight
so I'm gonna need 40 bucks.Copy !req
274. No.Copy !req
275. - What?
- You no longer get an allowance.Copy !req
276. Fine. I'm not taking out the trash.Copy !req
277. Andrew.Copy !req
278. What are you gonna do? Torture me?
Go ahead, I can take it.Copy !req
279. What I want, what I have always wanted,
is for you to be happy.Copy !req
280. And you're not,
and I have no idea how to help you.Copy !req
281. You could start
by getting out of the way.Copy !req
282. I will not.
We're gonna talk about this now.Copy !req
283. I said, get out of the way.Copy !req
284. Next time you touch your mother,
I'll throw you through this wall.Copy !req
285. You understand me?Copy !req
286. Edie, wait up.
I wanna ask you something.Copy !req
287. I can't stop.
I gotta keep my heart rate up.Copy !req
288. I was just wondering how you'd feel
if I went out with Bill.Copy !req
289. - What?
- Bill asked me out.Copy !req
290. - Bill? My Bill?
- See, that's the thing.Copy !req
291. He doesn't think of himself
as your Bill.Copy !req
292. He said that date
was just a one-time thing.Copy !req
293. Which I know,
because when he asked me outCopy !req
294. I told him I thought
you guys were involved.Copy !req
295. - You haven't agreed to go out with him?
- No, I wanted to check with you first.Copy !req
296. Wow, that's nice of you.Copy !req
297. - So, can I?
- No.Copy !req
298. Edie, why can't I go out with him?Copy !req
299. Because I saw him first.Copy !req
300. That's a really
third-grade thing to say.Copy !req
301. You asked my permission, I said no.
That should be the end of it.Copy !req
302. Technically,
I don't need your permission.Copy !req
303. I so much wanna like you,
but you just won't let me.Copy !req
304. I try. I try to look past your flaws.Copy !req
305. Your klutziness.
That faux vulnerability. Your hair.Copy !req
306. But you look for ways
to push my buttons.Copy !req
307. He just wants to buy me a burrito.Copy !req
308. Susan, please. Let me like you.Copy !req
309. OK. I won't go out with him.Copy !req
310. I mean, obviously,
you have feelings for him.Copy !req
311. No, I don't. I really don't.Copy !req
312. So what, then?
If you can't have him, nobody can?Copy !req
313. See? Now you're thinking like a friend.Copy !req
314. What a voice.Copy !req
315. You have to hand it to the Catholics.
They do grief better than anyone.Copy !req
316. How much did that horse and buggy
set us back?Copy !req
317. - Do you mind?
- Being poor? A little.Copy !req
318. Eyes front, Padre.Copy !req
319. I can't believe Edie. She doesn't have
dibs on every man on the planet.Copy !req
320. If I want to go out with Bill,
I should be able to.Copy !req
321. - I thought you weren't even into him.
- Neither is she.Copy !req
322. If she's not into him,
why can't I not be into him?Copy !req
323. I'm gonna mourn now.Copy !req
324. - Why are we slowing down?
- Because we're almost there.Copy !req
325. What is that?Copy !req
326. The family who owned it couldn't afford
the maintenance. I got an amazing deal.Copy !req
327. - You bought your mother a crypt?
- Quiet. You're making a scene.Copy !req
328. That's it.
I cannot be a part of this.Copy !req
329. - I can't do it.
- Gabrielle.Copy !req
330. Stop acting like a child.Copy !req
331. Are we supposed to be following them?Copy !req
332. I don't know.
Maybe it's part of the ritual.Copy !req
333. Go to hell, Carlos.Copy !req
334. All right, people,
we're going to follow the body.Copy !req
335. This way, please. Come along.Copy !req
336. This is too much.
I agreed to give up the houseCopy !req
337. because I thought I'd get
a gorgeous little apartment.Copy !req
338. - Now I won't even get that.
- What do you want me to do?Copy !req
339. - Take the plea.
- What?Copy !req
340. You did the crime.
Why should I pay the price?Copy !req
341. Just suck it up,
be a man and do the time.Copy !req
342. - You're being ridiculous.
- Am I?Copy !req
343. All I want is the same respect
you gave your dead mother.Copy !req
344. - Gabby, please.
- At least she has a roof over her head.Copy !req
345. Fifteen all.Copy !req
346. Was that in?Copy !req
347. - Nice try.
- Alisa, you're deaf, not blind.Copy !req
348. It was a close call.Copy !req
349. That's telling him.Copy !req
350. I'm waiting for my moment.Copy !req
351. Think her tennis stinks?
You should try her cooking.Copy !req
352. Fifteen thirty.Copy !req
353. Sorry.Copy !req
354. I should have mentioned that my tennis
is much better than my cooking.Copy !req
355. Hey.Copy !req
356. That was fun. You play really well.Copy !req
357. Thank you.Copy !req
358. Gimme a break.
She serves underhand, for God's sake.Copy !req
359. - What's your problem?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
360. Do you have
any bottled water over there?Copy !req
361. My electrolytes get all wacky
when I sweat.Copy !req
362. She's your wife.
How can you talk about her like that?Copy !req
363. Let me tell you what St Alisa is saying
with that phony smile on her face.Copy !req
364. "Move your ass, Dennis."
"Nice love handles, Dennis."Copy !req
365. "Try switching deodorant, Dennis."Copy !req
366. Enough. If you've got issues
with your wife, tell her.Copy !req
367. - We're in counseling.
- It's not working too well, is it?Copy !req
368. If you're unhappy,
do something instead of complaining.Copy !req
369. 'Cause, frankly,
I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
370. Hey, let's trade partners.Copy !req
371. - Sure.
- Great.Copy !req
372. Thanks.Copy !req
373. I'll play with you.Copy !req
374. Hey.Copy !req
375. Hey. You did not take this in.Copy !req
376. This should hold,
but you've got to take it in.Copy !req
377. Thank you. I know. I'm going to.
It's on the top of my list.Copy !req
378. That was hard work.Copy !req
379. Would you like a glass of waterCopy !req
380. and maybe an excuse
to come in and talk to me?Copy !req
381. Sounds great.Copy !req
382. So, it's tomorrow.Copy !req
383. I told you
I'd check back in on that date.Copy !req
384. Bill...Copy !req
385. I have my reasons.Copy !req
386. Am I hideous?Copy !req
387. Oh, God, no.Copy !req
388. No, you are just
so incredibly not hideous.Copy !req
389. Thank you. I think.Copy !req
390. See, maybe it's the word "date"
that's throwing me off.Copy !req
391. Look, I just want to have some fun,
you know? Dinner, drinks...Copy !req
392. No strings attached.Copy !req
393. OK, I'll go out with you.Copy !req
394. Great. I know this little place
out of the way. You're gonna love it.Copy !req
395. What are you doing?Copy !req
396. Making an emergency list for you.Copy !req
397. So you'll know who to call in case the
roof leaks, or the power goes out...Copy !req
398. Why?Copy !req
399. I'm taking the plea bargain.Copy !req
400. So you can keep the house.Copy !req
401. I buried my mother with respect,
and I don't regret a single penny.Copy !req
402. But I got us into the position we're in,
and the moment I did,Copy !req
403. I stopped respecting you.Copy !req
404. - And that's not right.
- You're so brave.Copy !req
405. It's not without strings.Copy !req
406. I need you to promise
you're gonna be here when I get out.Copy !req
407. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
408. And I need you to promise
that you'll be faithful while I'm gone.Copy !req
409. Yeah. Of course.Copy !req
410. Gabrielle, I'm no fool.Copy !req
411. You're a beautiful woman
and I understand you have needs.Copy !req
412. But I'm a very jealous
and possessive man.Copy !req
413. And I need to hear you say it.Copy !req
414. I promise.Copy !req
415. OK, then.Copy !req
416. Tomorrow morning,
we'll go and see the lawyers.Copy !req
417. I love you.Copy !req
418. I love you too.Copy !req
419. And just so you know,
I'm gonna hold you to that promise.Copy !req
420. What's going on? Did Grandma die?Copy !req
421. No, she's fine. Listen, Andrew...Copy !req
422. Sweetheart, it's been clear to us for
some time now that you've been unhappy.Copy !req
423. - All this acting out.
- The pot smoking, the violence...Copy !req
424. It just isn't you. And we feel
that you need to spend some quality timeCopy !req
425. thinking about the goals in your lifeCopy !req
426. and what kind of person you want to be.Copy !req
427. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
428. There's this place
called Camp Hennessey.Copy !req
429. It's designed for teenagers
like yourself who've lost their way.Copy !req
430. You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
431. They emphasize
discipline and responsibility,Copy !req
432. two things you're sorely in need of.Copy !req
433. You'll only be there a few weeks.Copy !req
434. You can stop this now. I'm not going to
a stupid camp for juvenile delinquents.Copy !req
435. - We're ready.
- Sorry, honey, you don't have a choice.Copy !req
436. - Get your hands off of me.
- Take it easy.Copy !req
437. It's no use fighting.Copy !req
438. These gentlemen will help you dress
and drive you to the camp.Copy !req
439. - We can take it from here.
- Wait.Copy !req
440. - Mom, wait. Please, I'm sorry.
- Honey, it's gonna be OK, I promise.Copy !req
441. - This was your idea.
- Why, you...Copy !req
442. Stop it.Copy !req
443. Honey, no matter what you say or do,
I will always love you.Copy !req
444. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
445. What's that for?Copy !req
446. For being here.Copy !req
447. For standing by me through this.Copy !req
448. You don't know what it means to me, Rex.Copy !req
449. It's been a long time
since I felt like I had a real partner.Copy !req
450. And it really helps, especially
on a horrible morning like this.Copy !req
451. Hey, Alisa. Hey, Lily. How are you guys?Copy !req
452. May I speak to you, please?Copy !req
453. Sure. Boys, here.Copy !req
454. Stay right there.Copy !req
455. Yes, Mom.Copy !req
456. - So how are you?
- Dennis left me.Copy !req
457. What?Copy !req
458. Dennis left me.Copy !req
459. Why?Copy !req
460. You told him to, you moron.Copy !req
461. - I'm sorry?
- You talked about our marriage.Copy !req
462. - It's none of your business.
- Stop.Copy !req
463. I can't understand you.
You're gonna have to talk slower.Copy !req
464. Dennis said you yelled at him
for saying stuff behind my back.Copy !req
465. Well, yeah.Copy !req
466. And he said you told him
our counseling wasn't working.Copy !req
467. That's not exactly what I...Copy !req
468. Where the hell do you come off
telling people to stop counseling?Copy !req
469. - I didn't mean...
- Sure,Copy !req
470. we have our share of problems,
financial, emotional, sexual.Copy !req
471. But we were solving them.Copy !req
472. Alisa, come here.Copy !req
473. Are you sure you wanna be saying
these things in front of your daughter?Copy !req
474. Now you're telling me
how to raise my daughter?Copy !req
475. Lily, we're coming back.Copy !req
476. Alisa, I am so sorry
if I caused a problem.Copy !req
477. I just wanted to help.Copy !req
478. Why? Why did you want to help?Copy !req
479. - Well, because...
- Because I was deaf?Copy !req
480. No. Because your husband
was being a total jerk.Copy !req
481. And you've just gotta come in on your
white horse and come to the rescue.Copy !req
482. Well, guess what?
I didn't need to be rescued. Got that?Copy !req
483. I didn't need to be rescued.Copy !req
484. Bitch.Copy !req
485. She said...Copy !req
486. Yes, thank you.
I know what she just said.Copy !req
487. One minute we're making out
in his truck and next thing I know,Copy !req
488. we're at the hospital and the doctor's
digging a bullet out of him.Copy !req
489. When I started dating Mike,
he seemed like such a normal guy.Copy !req
490. They always do.
You wanna get some nachos?Copy !req
491. Obviously,
I am not going to read the letter.Copy !req
492. At some point,
you've just gotta let it go, right?Copy !req
493. Right.Copy !req
494. Mind if we leave off the jalapenos?
I'm not good with spicy things.Copy !req
495. I don't mean to babble.
It's complicated.Copy !req
496. And there is so much about Mike
you don't even know.Copy !req
497. That would surprise me at this point.Copy !req
498. Edie.Copy !req
499. Your foreman said you were
on a date with a hottie.Copy !req
500. Evidently, someone needs Lasik.Copy !req
501. - You tracked us down?
- It wasn't hard.Copy !req
502. I just followed the stench of betrayal.Copy !req
503. - We had an agreement, Susan.
- No, we didn't.Copy !req
504. I said what you wanted to hear
because you guilted me into it.Copy !req
505. I was trying to protect
our already fragile friendship.Copy !req
506. - Am I in the middle of something here?
- Not any more.Copy !req
507. You, I will hate forever.Copy !req
508. And you are fired.Copy !req
509. Edie.Copy !req
510. You're firing me
for going out with Susan?Copy !req
511. Yes. And before you start whining
that dating her is punishment enough,Copy !req
512. save it.Copy !req
513. I suppose I could tell her
you threw yourself at me.Copy !req
514. You were lonely, begged to have dinner.
I took pity on you.Copy !req
515. Well, excuse me, but that kinda
makes it sound like it was my fault.Copy !req
516. You can't possibly blame me.
I'm not the one who fired you.Copy !req
517. You just chose not to tell me Edie would
be insanely mad if I went out with you.Copy !req
518. - Slow down. You're driving too fast.
- This is between you and Edie.Copy !req
519. I just got sucked into the drama.Copy !req
520. - Yeah. I bet you say that all the time.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
521. You didn't get sucked into the drama.
You invited it in.Copy !req
522. That's not true.Copy !req
523. You've spent an hour
obsessing over your ex-boyfriend,Copy !req
524. even though he's an ex-con who
very possibly strangled your neighbor.Copy !req
525. No, he didn't.Copy !req
526. And Edie told you not to go out with me,
but did you listen? No.Copy !req
527. You saw the potential for disaster
and couldn't resist getting in there.Copy !req
528. OK, Mr-let's-just-have-fun-
because-I'm-the-casual-contractor-man,Copy !req
529. you chased me, so own it, my friend.Copy !req
530. You didn't get that tire fixed,
did you?Copy !req
531. I was meaning to.Copy !req
532. I guess I do invite the drama in.Copy !req
533. Just a little.Copy !req
534. Stocks closed up yesterday,
with investor...Copy !req
535. Tom, am I a bad person?Copy !req
536. No. Why would you say that?Copy !req
537. I don't know. I guess
I just have it in my headCopy !req
538. that only bad people break up marriages
and offend the handicapped.Copy !req
539. - I did try to warn you.
- You did.Copy !req
540. Why do I do it?Copy !req
541. This compulsion to stick my nose
where it doesn't belong.Copy !req
542. Honey, you were just
looking out for your friend.Copy !req
543. A lot of good it did her.Copy !req
544. At least you tried.
I admire you for that.Copy !req
545. Oh, please.Copy !req
546. Hey, I'm the guy
who let Dennis bad-mouth his wifeCopy !req
547. because I was afraid of making a scene.Copy !req
548. You knew it was wrong
and you let him have it.Copy !req
549. That's me.
I'm never afraid to create a scene.Copy !req
550. Honey, my point is, you have
a strong sense of what is rightCopy !req
551. and you're not afraid to act on it.Copy !req
552. And I admire you for that.Copy !req
553. You know what I admire you for?Copy !req
554. You find a way to compliment me
when you could say, "I told you so."Copy !req
555. You just signed "I told you so,"
didn't you?Copy !req
556. You'll never prove it.Copy !req
557. Thanks for coming in, Mrs. Solis.
I believe you've met Nurse Hisel?Copy !req
558. Yes. Hello. Again.Copy !req
559. Nurse Hisel became quite attached
to your mother-in-law.Copy !req
560. That's why I asked her
to be here for this.Copy !req
561. First, I want you to understand thatCopy !req
562. we consider our commitment
to our patients a sacred trust.Copy !req
563. OK.Copy !req
564. Having said that, it appears
that there may, and I stress may,Copy !req
565. have been a breakdown
in our chain of care.Copy !req
566. I can assure you we hold our staff to
the highest standards in the industry.Copy !req
567. But we are only human after all.Copy !req
568. Honey, are you OK?Copy !req
569. Nurse Hisel, why don't you step out?Copy !req
570. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
571. We all share in your grief.Copy !req
572. Apparently.Copy !req
573. And we're hoping
to alleviate any further painCopy !req
574. your family may suffer by offering
some monetary compensation.Copy !req
575. Provided you and your husband waive any
future right to litigation, of course.Copy !req
576. Monetary compensation?
You're trying to buy us off?Copy !req
577. Let's not get tangled up in legalese.Copy !req
578. We like to think of it
as an extension of our caring.Copy !req
579. Well, in that case, care away.Copy !req
580. Mr. Hartley, I have
a hypothetical legal question for you.Copy !req
581. I like to play the lottery and I...Copy !req
582. Yes, I know what the odds are
but I just love those scratch-offs.Copy !req
583. Say I were to win, I don't know,Copy !req
584. a million, six hundred thousand dollars.Copy !req
585. Would the government be able to take it
like they took everything else?Copy !req
586. That's what I thought. The bastards.Copy !req
587. So what if we won the lottery
after Carlos went to jail?Copy !req
588. Could the government
touch the money then? Hypothetically.Copy !req
589. I see.Copy !req
590. And we could keep the house.Copy !req
591. No, I'm just at the grocery store,
wondering if I should buy a ticket.Copy !req
592. Thanks a bunch, Mr. Hartley.Copy !req
593. So what time should I bring Carlos
to the DA's office tomorrow?Copy !req
594. Great.Copy !req
595. We all honor heroes
for different reasons.Copy !req
596. Sometimes for their daring.Copy !req
597. Sometimes for their bravery.Copy !req
598. Sometimes for their goodness.Copy !req
599. I love you.Copy !req
600. But mostly, we honor heroesCopy !req
601. because at one point or another,Copy !req
602. we all dream of being rescued.Copy !req
603. Of course,Copy !req
604. if the right hero doesn't come along,Copy !req
605. sometimes,
we just have to rescue ourselves.Copy !req