1. Previously on Desperate Housewives.Copy !req
2. Hi, Maisy.Copy !req
3. Are you having an affair with Rex?Copy !req
4. Mistresses were confronted.Copy !req
5. - What's that?
- I'm on house arrest.Copy !req
6. - How are you gonna work?
- I can't.Copy !req
7. The tables were turned.Copy !req
8. - Good Lord, that's Angela.
- And secrets from the past...Copy !req
9. - My wife's name was Mary Alice.
- ... caught up with everyone.Copy !req
10. I'm such an idiot!
You're such a liar. Oh, and a killer.Copy !req
11. Even in the most respectable
of neighborhoods,Copy !req
12. you can hear the sound of scandal.Copy !req
13. Some scandals
announce themselves with a shout.Copy !req
14. Ida? Ida Greenberg,
that is not your paper.Copy !req
15. Some with a whisper.Copy !req
16. Throw me a 20,
and I'll hook you up with free porn.Copy !req
17. - And some with a bang.
- Get the hell off my lawn!Copy !req
18. And once in great while, there
comes a scandal so deliciously sordid,Copy !req
19. its roar drowns out all other noise.Copy !req
20. Does your husband have any idea how
many men pay to sleep in this bed?Copy !req
21. There's not a lot of sleeping going on.
Not if I'm doing my job right.Copy !req
22. So, how do you wanna get started?Copy !req
23. With these.Copy !req
24. Well! That's gonna cost you extra.Copy !req
25. Maisy Gibbons,
you're under arrest for solicitation.Copy !req
26. - What?
- Please place your hands on the bed.Copy !req
27. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Now.Copy !req
28. Hey! Get off me!Copy !req
29. This is entrapment.
You all are making a gigantic mistake.Copy !req
30. Yeah, yeah. Hey, fellas,
here's one for your memoirs.Copy !req
31. Hey!Copy !req
32. No! No, don't you touch me!
You get your hands off me!Copy !req
33. Take it easy.Copy !req
34. Yes, the scandalous arrest
of Maisy GibbonsCopy !req
35. would soon prove to be the shot
heard round the world.Copy !req
36. Don't you put me in here.Copy !req
37. It is often said
that good news travels fast.Copy !req
38. But as every housewife knows,
bad news moves quite a bit faster.Copy !req
39. Tish? You are not going to believe this.
Maisy Gibbons was arrested.Copy !req
40. - You cannot be serious!
- Did you hear about Maisy?Copy !req
41. Maisy Gibbons running in handcuffs?
I'd have killed to see that!Copy !req
42. Stay put. I'll be right back.Copy !req
43. Ladies, please calm down.
This is just a precaution.Copy !req
44. - If you'll just take a flyer,
- Hey, guys. What's going on?Copy !req
45. There's been an outbreak of head lice.Copy !req
46. Head lice?Copy !req
47. These flyers detail
all the important information,Copy !req
48. including
the recommended delousing combs.Copy !req
49. Delousing. It sounds so disgusting.Copy !req
50. - Anybody know where it started?
- That's confidential.Copy !req
51. Barcliff maintains
a strict "no blame" policy.Copy !req
52. Guys, over here.Copy !req
53. Parents have a right to know
who brought this into our school.Copy !req
54. Please calm down, ma'am. There's nothing
to be gained by pointing fingers.Copy !req
55. To identify the child who initiated
the outbreak might result in himCopy !req
56. or her being subjected to ridicule.Copy !req
57. I... Excuse me.Copy !req
58. - If you'll just take a flyer...
- Stop scratching.Copy !req
59. Stop it. Guys, let's go, OK?Copy !req
60. Stop scratching. Stop, stop.Copy !req
61. - Hey. See you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
62. What the hell...?Copy !req
63. - Gabrielle!
- What?Copy !req
64. - Gabrielle. We got a problem here.
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
65. I think we got a problem.
The water's backing up here.Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. Is that sewage?Copy !req
68. Yeah, that's sewage.Copy !req
69. So, Mike,
the suspense is killing us.Copy !req
70. Just tell us the bad news.Copy !req
71. Your outtake pipe's corroded.
That's why it collapsed.Copy !req
72. I'll have to re-pipe the whole system.Copy !req
73. And how much is this gonna cost?Copy !req
74. I'll do the job at cost, but you're
still looking at six, seven grand.Copy !req
75. OK, we'll let you know.Copy !req
76. Look, if money's an issue...Copy !req
77. Oh, no. It's not the money.Copy !req
78. Carlos and I are prioritizing some
things we need to do around the house.Copy !req
79. You don't consider sewage
backing up in the house a priority?Copy !req
80. It's definitely on the short list.Copy !req
81. I'm surprised you called me.Copy !req
82. - Why?
- Well, um, ever since my arrest,Copy !req
83. nobody around here seems
to want to have much to do with me.Copy !req
84. Innocent until proven guilty, my man.Copy !req
85. I hope he's more innocent than you are.Copy !req
86. Hey, it's Lynette. I know
you're down about this Mike thing,Copy !req
87. but you gotta come to poker.
It'll be worth it.Copy !req
88. I got dirt on Maisy Gibbons.Copy !req
89. Hey, Susan, it's me. Look, I really wish
you'd return my calls.Copy !req
90. We need to talk.
I know I messed things...Copy !req
91. You OK?Copy !req
92. Hi.Copy !req
93. - You know I can stay home if you want.
- No, no, no. Now, I know how muchCopy !req
94. you were looking forward to this weekend
with your dad. I'm fine.Copy !req
95. - You don't look fine.
- Well, I'm a little sad.Copy !req
96. Mike and I were just a fling.Copy !req
97. Not even a full fling.
Sort of a borderline fling.Copy !req
98. Mom, anyone can see
how much you loved him.Copy !req
99. I also loved junk food
and I gave that up.Copy !req
100. There's your father. Go have fun.Copy !req
101. Last chance. You sure?Copy !req
102. I'm sure. Now, go.Copy !req
103. You'll find someone else, Mom.Copy !req
104. Someone great.Copy !req
105. I know it.Copy !req
106. What's wrong? Didn't you enjoy
your golf game with Dr Wallace?Copy !req
107. I didn't play.
I'm still feeling sluggish.Copy !req
108. Still? Did you talk to him about that?Copy !req
109. Of course. He doesn't know
why the medication isn't working.Copy !req
110. Tish is making the rounds.
She must have some juicy anecdote.Copy !req
111. Get her over here.
I could use a funny story today.Copy !req
112. Tish! Tish!Copy !req
113. I can tell you've got something good.
Now come on, don't be selfish.Copy !req
114. Well, first off, you're not friends
with Maisy Gibbons, are you?Copy !req
115. - No.
- Thank God, because this is too good.Copy !req
116. Maisy was arrested.Copy !req
117. While Harold was at work, she was
having sex in her house for money.Copy !req
118. Can you imagine?Copy !req
119. No. I can't.Copy !req
120. And word is, she had a little black book
with all her clients' names.Copy !req
121. So... you think that'll get out?Copy !req
122. Of course!Copy !req
123. Nancy, Wait up.
I can't wait to tell you this.Copy !req
124. Well, you heard your funny story, Rex.Copy !req
125. Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
126. I'll get it.Copy !req
127. - Ah-ah-ah.
- Hello? Hi, Tammy. Yeah...Copy !req
128. - Can we see one of the bugs?
- Yeah, here. See?Copy !req
129. It's this little white thing.
Look, it looks like a sesame seed.Copy !req
130. - That's cool.
- Lots more where that came from.Copy !req
131. No, I'm so sorry.
He must be so disappointed.Copy !req
132. We'll get all the boys together
once Topher's back on his feet.Copy !req
133. - Bye.
- What'd Tammy want?Copy !req
134. She's canceling Topher's party
He's got measles.Copy !req
135. Measles, huh?Copy !req
136. Yeah.Copy !req
137. What?Copy !req
138. Tammy spent a fortune
on Topher's party.Copy !req
139. She'd call in specialists from
Switzerland before she'd cancel it.Copy !req
140. Why would Tammy lie to us?Copy !req
141. She saw Porter scratching his head
at school. Now word's getting around.Copy !req
142. Why is everything a conspiracy theory?
Kids get lice. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
143. It is for the rich B-I-T-C-H-es
at Barcliff Academy.Copy !req
144. It's been one day and
they've been disinvited to a party.Copy !req
145. If rumors start flying, these boys can
kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye.Copy !req
146. Uh-oh.Copy !req
147. Yeah. Not so cool now, huh?Copy !req
148. It's all here. Appraisal,
title search, escrow documents.Copy !req
149. Sorry about changing my mind but
it's not a good time to sell the house.Copy !req
150. Zach wants to finish high school
before moving.Copy !req
151. It's part of the business.
I expect to get screwed over.Copy !req
152. Now, where is your house key?Copy !req
153. I must have left it at home.
I'll bring it by tonight.Copy !req
154. Zach's away and I'm going
to Mount Pleasant on business today.Copy !req
155. - Just drop it by tomorrow.
- Or I could just keep it.Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. It's a joke. I know your wife's dead
but it's been six months. Lighten up.Copy !req
158. - Hello!
- Felicia.Copy !req
159. Oh. Hi, Felicia.Copy !req
160. Edie, I found this in my sister's
things. It has your name on it.Copy !req
161. My necklace! Oh, you know,
I lent this to Martha three months ago.Copy !req
162. And she said
that it went down the drain.Copy !req
163. I miss how we used to steal things
from one another.Copy !req
164. So, Felicia, I heard they have
a suspect in your sister's murder.Copy !req
165. - Mike Delfino?
- He didn't kill her.Copy !req
166. They found her jewelry in his garage.Copy !req
167. - His fingerprints weren't on any of it.
- Just means he wore gloves.Copy !req
168. So, he's smart enough to use gloves,Copy !req
169. but he leaves her blood-spattered
jewelry lying aroundCopy !req
170. for anyone to find? Please. Is that
what you'd do if you killed someone?Copy !req
171. I don't know what goes through
the mind of a murderer.Copy !req
172. I'm just saying
I wouldn't trust him if I were you.Copy !req
173. Edie, that is lovely.Copy !req
174. - Is it an antique?
- Yeah. I think so.Copy !req
175. I know a store you would love.
It specializes in antique jewelry.Copy !req
176. It's in Salt Lake City.
Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?Copy !req
177. No. I try to steer clear of Utah.
It's a little too conservative for me.Copy !req
178. Too bad. Have you ever been, Paul?Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. It's lovely. I used to live there
when I was a nurse.Copy !req
181. You should definitely go some time.Copy !req
182. Bye.Copy !req
183. With no indoor plumbing,Copy !req
184. Gabrielle was now forced to improvise
when it came to her personal hygiene,Copy !req
185. wherever and whenever
she had the opportunity.Copy !req
186. - Sorry.
- That's OK.Copy !req
187. I was just about to give
a Maisy Gibbons update.Copy !req
188. Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves
for reveling in that woman's misery.Copy !req
189. That being said, Edie, please continue.Copy !req
190. I hear from a very reliable sourceCopy !req
191. that Maisy's gonna cut a deal
with the prosecution.Copy !req
192. Apparently,
she has some high-profile johnsCopy !req
193. and the DA's looking for a second term.Copy !req
194. I don't get it.
I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex.Copy !req
195. Obviously someone
who's not getting it at home.Copy !req
196. So, the upshot is Maisy is going to
turn over her little black bookCopy !req
197. with all of her clients' names.Copy !req
198. Really?Copy !req
199. Can you imagine
the fallout when this goes public?Copy !req
200. Blood on the walls.Copy !req
201. - I'm all in.
- I'll call.Copy !req
202. Bree?Copy !req
203. - What just happened?
- The stakes were raised.Copy !req
204. Yes. Yes, they were.Copy !req
205. I fold.Copy !req
206. You were lucky today.Copy !req
207. Luck had nothing to do with it.
I was bluffing the entire time.Copy !req
208. Really? Wow. You're good.Copy !req
209. That's the only nice thing
I can say about my first husband.Copy !req
210. - He taught me how to bluff.
- He played poker?Copy !req
211. No. He was lousy in bed.
I had to fake a lot of orgasms.Copy !req
212. - You don't have to respond.
- Thank you.Copy !req
213. So, where was Susan today?Copy !req
214. I'm not sure.Copy !req
215. Wow. Tom must be great in bed.Copy !req
216. Obviously,
you have no idea how to bluff.Copy !req
217. OK, she's going through something and
I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private.Copy !req
218. She's upset with Mike, isn't she?Copy !req
219. Well, come on.
I'm gonna find out sooner or later.Copy !req
220. She's devastated about the break-up
and she hasn't left the house in days.Copy !req
221. Well, why didn't you just tell me that?Copy !req
222. It's personal. It's the kind of thing
she would only tell her friends.Copy !req
223. I'm Susan's friend.Copy !req
224. Well, I don't hate her.Copy !req
225. If you want me to share stuff with you,
be more supportive of Susan.Copy !req
226. OK. How?Copy !req
227. What do friends do? They call.
They're sympathetic.Copy !req
228. They ask about the pain the other person
is going through and then they listen.Copy !req
229. What if you want to be supportive,Copy !req
230. but you just can't stand
listening to people bitch?Copy !req
231. Then it's good to know how to bluff.Copy !req
232. - Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
233. I know, it's very exciting.Copy !req
234. Thank you.Copy !req
235. You know, I really think
you do deserve this award...Copy !req
236. God, I have to go to the bathroom again.Copy !req
237. - Go to Bree's.
- I've been to Bree's.Copy !req
238. - Then go to Susan's.
- I hate Susan's.Copy !req
239. She has all these weird scented candles.
It reeks of apricot.Copy !req
240. Hose.Copy !req
241. How about Lynette's?Copy !req
242. No. I don't want
to go to anybody's house anymore.Copy !req
243. I'm tired of making up excuses
as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing.Copy !req
244. - Why yell at me?
- It's your fault.Copy !req
245. My fault?Copy !req
246. If you hadn't gotten indicted,
we would have pipes now.Copy !req
247. I got indicted making money to keep you
happy. You're a little materialistic.Copy !req
248. Me? When the Johnson's
bought their new seven seriesCopy !req
249. you were the one who went and
traded in his car for something better.Copy !req
250. Who ended up driving it?Copy !req
251. I don't have time to fight right now.
I have laundry to do.Copy !req
252. - Nurse Abigail?
- Mrs. Scavo, right? The twins' mother?Copy !req
253. Yeah. I just wanted to tell you
that the boys are now lice-free.Copy !req
254. Good to hear.Copy !req
255. I just can't figure out
how it happened.Copy !req
256. They get a bath every night. Trust me.
It's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day.Copy !req
257. I believe you.Copy !req
258. I keep thinking maybe it was the
petting zoo I took them to last week.Copy !req
259. - That llama was really iffy.
- Mrs. Scavo, it doesn't work that way.Copy !req
260. Lice spreads from human to human.
The cleanest kid in the world can get itCopy !req
261. if he gets too close to the wrong kid.Copy !req
262. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
263. - So don't be so hard on yourself.
- I guess.Copy !req
264. Still, I can't help but feel guilty.Copy !req
265. After all, my kids
started an entire lice outbreak.Copy !req
266. Look, your...
your kids didn't start it.Copy !req
267. They didn't?Copy !req
268. No. I know for a fact that
Patient Zero was another little boy.Copy !req
269. This is his fourth time
with this particular problem.Copy !req
270. Oh.Copy !req
271. That's a load off my mind.Copy !req
272. Well, thank you.Copy !req
273. - So which kid is it?
- I can't tell you.Copy !req
274. You know we have a "no blame" policy.Copy !req
275. We have to protect the children.Copy !req
276. Of course.Copy !req
277. No, I don't.
You're gonna have to give me a name.Copy !req
278. - Mrs. Scavo...
- Here's the thing.Copy !req
279. Acting like parents won't assign blameCopy !req
280. is like pretending they don't keep score
at Pee Wee League.Copy !req
281. If you don't give the mob
someone to blame,Copy !req
282. they'll pick a scapegoat.
I can't let my boys be the scapegoat.Copy !req
283. - Don't put me in this position.
- I'm begging you.Copy !req
284. They've been uninvited from a party.
A really big birthday party,Copy !req
285. with a bouncy house,
a hotdog stand, a clown.Copy !req
286. I wish I could help you.Copy !req
287. There's gonna be a magician!Copy !req
288. Tammy Brennan went all out.Copy !req
289. Tammy Brennan? Topher's mother?Copy !req
290. Yes.Copy !req
291. Well, isn't that interesting?
Have a seat.Copy !req
292. Meanwhile,
at the Fairview County Prison,Copy !req
293. Maisy Gibbons was delighted
to find out she had a visitor.Copy !req
294. But she was soon reminded,
one should always beware of visitorsCopy !req
295. bearing gift baskets.Copy !req
296. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
297. Hello, Maisy.Copy !req
298. Stuff like this is why I love you.Copy !req
299. So, what brings you here?Copy !req
300. I need a favor.Copy !req
301. I thought as much.Copy !req
302. I heard that there's a little black book
with the name of your clients in it.Copy !req
303. There is.Copy !req
304. I was wondering if, perhaps, you could
remove Rex's name from that little book?Copy !req
305. Wow. That's a big favor.
Those muffins better be really good.Copy !req
306. I have some money that
I've been putting aside for emergencies.Copy !req
307. It can be all yours, if you just...Copy !req
308. Keep my mouth shut?Copy !req
309. Continue to be discreet.Copy !req
310. Gosh, I don't know.Copy !req
311. I don't think it's asking that much.Copy !req
312. All you need to do
is remove one little name.Copy !req
313. But if I do it for you, then I have
to do it for all the other wives.Copy !req
314. That wouldn't be fair, now, would it?Copy !req
315. Maisy, please.
I mean, we used to be good friends.Copy !req
316. Where were you when Harold
lost his job a year ago, huh?Copy !req
317. Did you ask if there
was anything you could do?Copy !req
318. Did you bring
a basket of baked goodsCopy !req
319. when you knew
we couldn't even pay our bills?Copy !req
320. If you did, those displays of friendship
seemed to have slipped my mind.Copy !req
321. Maisy, I didn't mention it when you were
having financial troubles because...Copy !req
322. - I thought it would embarrass you.
- I would've been embarrassed.Copy !req
323. But it would have been
a whole lot better than the silence.Copy !req
324. I have $14,000 in that account.
It can all be yours.Copy !req
325. I'm not interested.Copy !req
326. But you do get credit for one thing.Copy !req
327. You came to visit me.
Even if it was for an ulterior motive.Copy !req
328. None of the girls from the club
bothered. I've been abandoned.Copy !req
329. Guess that's what happens
when you become the town whore.Copy !req
330. Sweetie, they didn't abandon you
because you're a whore.Copy !req
331. They abandoned you because
you weren't all that nice to begin with.Copy !req
332. - Who is it?
- It's Edie.Copy !req
333. Edie, not now. I'm busy.Copy !req
334. - Hi.
- Or just come on in.Copy !req
335. What are you doing?Copy !req
336. I decided that
my life is way too complicated.Copy !req
337. And so I'm simplifying.
I am getting rid of the clutter.Copy !req
338. Ooh.Copy !req
339. I was on vacation.
It made sense at the time.Copy !req
340. OK, not to be rude,
but is there a reason you're here?Copy !req
341. I feel badly about
what you're going through with Mike.Copy !req
342. - Don't worry, I'm not gonna date him.
- It doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
343. Well, don't get me wrong. I still have
every intention of sleeping with him.Copy !req
344. Some mountains
are just meant to be climbed.Copy !req
345. I gotta learn to keep my doors locked.Copy !req
346. How long have you been sitting here?Copy !req
347. I don't know. Five minutes,
give or take three hours?Copy !req
348. That's it. Get up. Get dressed.Copy !req
349. - Why?
- You're coming with me.Copy !req
350. It's time to get wasted.
Happy Hour started 45 minutes ago.Copy !req
351. Why would I go anywhere with you?Copy !req
352. That's what normal women do
when they get depressed.Copy !req
353. They put on short skirts,
they go to bars,Copy !req
354. have one too many and make out with
a man in the back of a dark alley.Copy !req
355. Wow.Copy !req
356. Come on. It'll be fun.Copy !req
357. I swear. Come on.Copy !req
358. - Come on!
- Why do you even care?Copy !req
359. I never said I cared.Copy !req
360. It's just...Copy !req
361. Well, I guess I know what it's like
to have your heart stomped on.Copy !req
362. OK. All right. Gimme a minute.
I'll go change my clothes.Copy !req
363. And don't forget to do something
with that skanky hair.Copy !req
364. You're a little scary looking.Copy !req
365. Ah! What about him?Copy !req
366. Not my type.Copy !req
367. The pickin's are slim, but isn't
there someone here you're attracted to?Copy !req
368. I hate 'em all.
Look at 'em just leering at us.Copy !req
369. They're so cocky.
They know they have the upper hand.Copy !req
370. We have the upper hand.
Without us, they have nothing.Copy !req
371. Maybe 15 years ago. Not anymore.
Now we're just lonely and desperate.Copy !req
372. And they know it. And they
just sit there, ready to pounce,Copy !req
373. waiting for us to take any crumb
they're willing to throw our way.Copy !req
374. I don't want crumbs. I want Mike.Copy !req
375. Hi. Um, I'm gonna be
spending the whole night with her,Copy !req
376. so I'm gonna be needing
a lot more of these.Copy !req
377. I'm sorry. It's just so hard
to find a guy like Mike.Copy !req
378. I know in my heart
he didn't kill Mrs. Huber.Copy !req
379. OK. Let's say Mike's a peach.
And he didn't kill Martha. Who did?Copy !req
380. I don't know.Copy !req
381. Obviously, a bad guy. Somebody
really awful. Somebody like...Copy !req
382. somebody like Paul Young.Copy !req
383. Paul?Copy !req
384. - Are you serious?
- He's hiding something.Copy !req
385. He clams up every time
we try to ask him about Mary Alice.Copy !req
386. And then when we found out about Dana...Copy !req
387. Who's Dana?Copy !req
388. Paul and Mary Alice
had a baby that died.Copy !req
389. You're kidding.Copy !req
390. - Zach killed her.
- Holy crap. Who told you that?Copy !req
391. Paul. He said it was an accidentCopy !req
392. but I think that's why
Mary Alice was being blackmailed.Copy !req
393. - Mary Alice was being blackmailed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. The girls and I
found a threatening note in her stuff.Copy !req
395. What kind of street do we live on?Copy !req
396. I don't know.Copy !req
397. Come to think of it, the other day,
Paul was talking to FeliciaCopy !req
398. and he was working overtime
trying to make Mike sound guilty.Copy !req
399. See? Shifting blame onto someone else.
Classic criminal behavior.Copy !req
400. He's up to no good.Copy !req
401. Zach and Paul are out of town.Copy !req
402. We should sneak into their house
and snoop. I have the key.Copy !req
403. - Oh, my God. Yes, we should do that.
- I was just kidding.Copy !req
404. This is our chance.
We should go in for ten minutes.Copy !req
405. That's breaking and entering.Copy !req
406. Martha Huber was your best friend.Copy !req
407. If we could find out who killed her,
wouldn't that be worth the risk?Copy !req
408. - Have a nice evening.
- Thank you.Copy !req
409. Serena, hi. How are you?Copy !req
410. - I talked to Dr Wallace today.
- Oh?Copy !req
411. Still no idea
why the medication's not working.Copy !req
412. He said he's thinking of more tests.Copy !req
413. I said I'm thinking
about getting a second opinion.Copy !req
414. Rex, this might sound silly,
but are people staring at us?Copy !req
415. Yeah. What's going on?Copy !req
416. Well, I could be wrong, but I suspect
that Maisy Gibbons' client listCopy !req
417. has been released.Copy !req
418. You think they're laughing at us?Copy !req
419. No, I think they're laughing at you.
I think they feel sorry for me,Copy !req
420. - which is just as mortifying.
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
421. We're gonna act like
nothing is happening.Copy !req
422. And when we've finished eating,Copy !req
423. we'll walk out of here with
all the dignity that we can muster.Copy !req
424. Please. Let's go now.Copy !req
425. I refuse to give them this kind
of satisfaction. Open your menu.Copy !req
426. Everybody's staring.
Bree, it's humiliating.Copy !req
427. Should've thought of that before
you gave Maisy a personal check.Copy !req
428. All right. You stay here. I'm leaving.Copy !req
429. Rex! If you walk out of this restaurant,
I will scream.Copy !req
430. - Bree...
- I will scream about your cruelty,Copy !req
431. I will scream about your infidelity.
And to make sure it really hurts,Copy !req
432. I will scream about
your distasteful sexual habits.Copy !req
433. You want to know what true humiliation
is, you just take one step.Copy !req
434. So, what are you having?
The veal looks good.Copy !req
435. What are we looking for?
An embroidered pillow that saysCopy !req
436. "I Killed Martha Huber"?Copy !req
437. I don't know.
Just something... suspicious.Copy !req
438. Mmm. Smells expensive.Copy !req
439. - Do you believe in evil, Edie?
- Of course. I work in real estate.Copy !req
440. I'm serious. There's something about
this house that's so cold and creepy.Copy !req
441. You couldn't tell
when Mary Alice was alive.Copy !req
442. She just brought so much
warmth and light.Copy !req
443. Now there's something...Copy !req
444. I can just taste it. Can't you sense it?Copy !req
445. The only thing I can sense
is that you've had too much to drink.Copy !req
446. Something happened in this house,
so awful we can't even imagine it.Copy !req
447. - Ow! Sonofabitch!
- Are you OK?Copy !req
448. I just stubbed my toe.Copy !req
449. - Oh, my God! Angela.
- Huh?Copy !req
450. Mary Alice used to call herself Angela.Copy !req
451. What?Copy !req
452. It was on a tape Bree stole
from her therapist's office.Copy !req
453. It's a long story.
We gotta pop this in.Copy !req
454. - What was that?
- I think it's Paul.Copy !req
455. - You said he was gonna be gone.
- Well, I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
456. - Hurry!
- I gotta get the tape.Copy !req
457. Hide!Copy !req
458. Paul.Copy !req
459. Edie! God, you scared me.Copy !req
460. I'm sorry.Copy !req
461. I see that you made it back
from Mount Pleasant.Copy !req
462. Yes.
What... what are you doing here?Copy !req
463. I came by to bring you your key.
I was just about to leave you a note.Copy !req
464. You're returning my key
at 11.30 at night?Copy !req
465. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
466. You're right.
We're too old to be playing games.Copy !req
467. What?Copy !req
468. My note was gonna tell you that I...
I wasn't kidding this afternoon.Copy !req
469. I really would like to keep a key
to your place.Copy !req
470. To use if the mood strikes me.Copy !req
471. You've been drinking.Copy !req
472. Just enough to get up the courage
to tell you how I feel about you.Copy !req
473. OK, well, obviously
you're uncomfortable about this.Copy !req
474. So, I'm really sorry
if I embarrassed you. Here's your key.Copy !req
475. - I'll see you around.
- Edie. Um, I'm not embarrassed.Copy !req
476. - Huh?
- If anything, I'm flattered.Copy !req
477. Susan.Copy !req
478. Susan, talk to me.Copy !req
479. Mike, I'm a little drunk
and a little freaked out.Copy !req
480. You haven't returned my messages.Copy !req
481. We're broken up.
I thought I made that pretty clear.Copy !req
482. - Can't we work this out?
- You lied to me.Copy !req
483. When did I lie to you?Copy !req
484. The police showed me your rap sheet.
You killed a man.Copy !req
485. - You believe I'm a killer?
- No. Of course not.Copy !req
486. But I didn't believe
Karl would cheat on me.Copy !req
487. I didn't believe
Mary Alice would kill herself.Copy !req
488. Mike, blind faith is not my friend.Copy !req
489. I was gonna tell you.
There wasn't a right moment.Copy !req
490. Now that's a lie.
There were plenty of right moments.Copy !req
491. When we went for pizza,
you could've said,Copy !req
492. "By the way, I once killed a man".Copy !req
493. Or when you said, "Let's jog",
you could've said,Copy !req
494. "By the way, I killed a man".Copy !req
495. At the movies,
when the hero shot the bad guy,Copy !req
496. you could've said
"By the way, I did that once".Copy !req
497. You didn't.Copy !req
498. Do you want to hear what happened?Copy !req
499. It doesn't matter. I will never
believe anything you say again.Copy !req
500. Well, at the very least
you can believe that.Copy !req
501. - Occupied!
- Carlos, I have to go.Copy !req
502. You'll have to wait.Copy !req
503. It's my port-a-potty.Copy !req
504. - What do you mean it's yours?
- I'm the one who stole it.Copy !req
505. Babe, I'm sorry.
You're just gonna have to wait.Copy !req
506. Thank you so much, Bree. Seeing your
tile has helped me make my decision.Copy !req
507. Next time I remodel,
I am using limestone.Copy !req
508. Gabrielle, is everything OK?Copy !req
509. Sure. Why?Copy !req
510. Well, it's just that
you've been acting kinda odd lately.Copy !req
511. In what way?Copy !req
512. You keep coming up with excuses
to use everyone's bathroom.Copy !req
513. And then two days ago Mr. Cawley
looked into your back yardCopy !req
514. and saw you and Carlos
doing your laundry in the Jacuzzi.Copy !req
515. Well, there's a simple explanation
for that. I...Copy !req
516. Are you and Carlos
having some sort of money trouble?Copy !req
517. - Gaby, it's OK if you are.
- Is that so?Copy !req
518. Yes. And I'm a little insulted.Copy !req
519. I am a good friend. Why would you feel
like you have to hide that from me?Copy !req
520. Probably for the same reason you didn't
tell me Rex was one of Maisy's clients.Copy !req
521. That is obviously different.Copy !req
522. Why? Because it happened to you?Copy !req
523. Bree, this is how I see it:Copy !req
524. Good friends support each other
after they've been humiliated.Copy !req
525. Great friends pretend
nothing happened in the first place.Copy !req
526. Well, then, good luck on your remodel.Copy !req
527. And please tell Rex I said hello.Copy !req
528. - Hey, Tammy.
- Lynette!Copy !req
529. I see Topher's made a speedy recovery.Copy !req
530. - Can we go play?
- Yeah, sure, boys. Have fun.Copy !req
531. Let's go play in the bounce house.Copy !req
532. All right, you caught me. I lied.Copy !req
533. But you have some nerve crashing a six
year old's birthday party.Copy !req
534. Just so you know, I got Topher
a set of bongo drums.Copy !req
535. You'll love them
as much as he will.Copy !req
536. Charlie, come out. I don't
want you playing with the Scavo boys.Copy !req
537. Mona, please! I'm sure they're clean.Copy !req
538. You are not ruining my party.Copy !req
539. Porter. Preston. OK, out, out, out.
Come on. Porter. Preston. Let's go.Copy !req
540. Not quite yet.
Boys, keep bouncing.Copy !req
541. That's right, keep bouncing.Copy !req
542. By the way, I spoke to Nurse Abigail.
I know who Patient Zero is.Copy !req
543. All right, that's it, kids. Get out.Copy !req
544. Out, out, out! Go! Go!Copy !req
545. How could you do that?Copy !req
546. Look, this party
meant everything to Topher.Copy !req
547. I couldn't risk people not showing up.
I had to do something.Copy !req
548. And so you let
my kids take the fall?Copy !req
549. People were already suspicious.Copy !req
550. - Oh, please.
- Yeah, it's true.Copy !req
551. Your boys
aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.Copy !req
552. - That was not a smart thing to say.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
553. I'm going to tell the truth
to every mother out there.Copy !req
554. And then I'm gonna take back the bongos.Copy !req
555. No, wait! OK, all right.
Look, I was wrong. I admit it.Copy !req
556. - I'm really sorry.
- Too little, too late.Copy !req
557. OK. I'll... I'll tell everyone
that I was wrong.Copy !req
558. That your kids aren't the ones.Copy !req
559. Please. I'm begging you.Copy !req
560. Well, why are you standing there?
Get to it.Copy !req
561. - Bree, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
562. What's up?Copy !req
563. Well, I've been doing some thinking.Copy !req
564. Rex and I have been members
of the Fairview Country Club for yearsCopy !req
565. and lately it seems
to have lost some of its exclusivity.Copy !req
566. And so, I've decided
not to renew our membership.Copy !req
567. I'd rather see the money
go to someone I care about.Copy !req
568. Bree, I can't take that.Copy !req
569. Gaby, this is the way I see it.Copy !req
570. Good friends offer to help in a crisis.Copy !req
571. Great friends
don't take no for an answer.Copy !req
572. We're gonna pay you back every cent.
I promise.Copy !req
573. Take your time.Copy !req
574. Yes, everyone loves a scandal,Copy !req
575. no matter how big or small.Copy !req
576. After all,
what could be more entertainingCopy !req
577. than watching the downfall
of the high and mighty?Copy !req
578. What could be more amusingCopy !req
579. than the public exposure
of hypocritical sinners?Copy !req
580. Yes, everyone loves a scandal.Copy !req
581. And if for some reason
you're not enjoying the latest one...Copy !req
582. well, the next oneCopy !req
583. is always around the corner.Copy !req