1. Previously on Desperate Housewives...Copy !req
2. I am just trying to move on
with my life.Copy !req
3. Are you having an affair
with my husband?Copy !req
4. Suspicion ended in tragedy.Copy !req
5. I'm here to see Rex Van De Kamp.
He had a heart attack.Copy !req
6. - Trust...
- It kills me to put you through this.Copy !req
7. was put on trial.Copy !req
8. Bring me the passport
and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.Copy !req
9. - An ex-husband...
- You walked out on your family.Copy !req
10. was replaced.Copy !req
11. She is out there
throwing herself at Mike Delfino.Copy !req
12. And everyone...Copy !req
13. Your own personal nanny? Smell you.Copy !req
14. was getting in over their heads.Copy !req
15. Edie Britt could never understand
why she didn't have any female friends.Copy !req
16. Of course, she always tried
to tell people she didn't need any.Copy !req
17. But the truth was it bothered Edie that
other women didn't seem to like her.Copy !req
18. Even after moving to Wisteria Lane...Copy !req
19. There are breakables in there.Copy !req
20. Edie couldn't understand why
her neighbors kept their distance.Copy !req
21. And then she met Martha Huber.Copy !req
22. Hola!Copy !req
23. Within five minutes Mrs. Huber managed
to disparage what Edie was wearing.Copy !req
24. No.Copy !req
25. In fact, whenever they got together,
Mrs. Huber insulted her.Copy !req
26. She made fun of everything
from Edie's make-up...Copy !req
27. to her taste in men.Copy !req
28. Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel,
offensive and downright mean.Copy !req
29. But Edie didn't care,
because she was the first real friendCopy !req
30. Edie Britt had ever had.Copy !req
31. But now Martha Huber was missing.
She had vanished without a trace.Copy !req
32. And Edie was not embarrassed
to admit she needed her back.Copy !req
33. - Edie?
- Yes.Copy !req
34. I'm Felicia Tillman.Copy !req
35. - Martha's sister.
- Really?Copy !req
36. - What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.Copy !req
37. It's just Martha always said
how alike you two were.Copy !req
38. I don't see the family resemblance.Copy !req
39. It's there. It just takes a while
to become apparent.Copy !req
40. - Do you have the key to her house?
- I do.Copy !req
41. After the police kicked the door in,
they put on this temporary lock.Copy !req
42. Oh, and the neighbors
are coming over at noon.Copy !req
43. We're going to organize
and hand out flyers.Copy !req
44. - The key?
- Right.Copy !req
45. I can only imagine
how worried you must be.Copy !req
46. I'm not worried, Edie. Martha and I
have a very intense bond.Copy !req
47. We were connected at a primal level.Copy !req
48. A few days ago
I felt this sensation in my soul.Copy !req
49. It dawned on me that something
had happened to my sister.Copy !req
50. Then when she didn't arrive
at my home as scheduled,Copy !req
51. well, that's when I knew
she was dead.Copy !req
52. Honey, no.
You mustn't think like that.Copy !req
53. - Martha's only missing.
- No, Edie. She's dead.Copy !req
54. But she's my sister and I'm going to
find out exactly what happened to her.Copy !req
55. Look, Felicia, it's natural to
freak out when a loved one's missing.Copy !req
56. Loved one?Copy !req
57. Edie, let me be clear about this.Copy !req
58. I hated Martha.
She was a wretched pig of a woman.Copy !req
59. The day she died,
this world became a better place.Copy !req
60. It was in that moment that Edie
finally saw the family resemblance.Copy !req
61. Mrs. Huber was missing.Copy !req
62. The words echoed down Wisteria LaneCopy !req
63. until every last resident
was aware of her disappearance.Copy !req
64. By noon, dozens of neighbors
had gathered.Copy !req
65. Some came to volunteer.
Some came in sympathy.Copy !req
66. And some came to learn
exactly what the police knew...Copy !req
67. and what they didn't.Copy !req
68. I'll need you to pass out flyers.
Put 'em in the mall, the park.Copy !req
69. Anywhere Mrs. Huber
might have been seen.Copy !req
70. We need to jump on this.
Time is of the essence.Copy !req
71. Edie, would you like to say something?Copy !req
72. On behalf of Martha
and her sister, Felicia...Copy !req
73. I'd like to thank you all
for coming here today.Copy !req
74. You know, my last conversation
with Martha was one of anger,Copy !req
75. and I'll never forgive myself
for the things that I said.Copy !req
76. I lay awake at night
thinking about it.Copy !req
77. I don't know how, but Edie managed
to make this all about her.Copy !req
78. - She's a talented girl, Edie.
- Has anybody talked to Bree?Copy !req
79. - How's Rex?
- She's bringing him home today.Copy !req
80. I don't know how he had a heart attack.
He was so young.Copy !req
81. - How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister?
- I know.Copy !req
82. She was talking about Mrs. Huber
like she was already dead.Copy !req
83. - You don't think she's...?
- No, I'm sure she's fine.Copy !req
84. Mrs. Huber's like a roach.Copy !req
85. Everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying
for your sister's safe return.Copy !req
86. I seriously doubt that.Copy !req
87. You're not taking care of him?Copy !req
88. Dad's gotta have a place to recuperate.Copy !req
89. He can go to a motel.
He's not allowed back in my house.Copy !req
90. You two were getting along.
What happened?Copy !req
91. That's between your father and me.Copy !req
92. You're selfish. I am so looking forward
to putting you in a nursing home.Copy !req
93. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I plan
to have an embolism and to die young.Copy !req
94. - You might not be so lucky.
- Andrew...Copy !req
95. Know how long I can hold a grudge?
Abandon my father and you'll be sorry.Copy !req
96. You wouldn't say that
if you knew what...Copy !req
97. Knew what? Come on, tell me.Copy !req
98. I'd love to know what my father did
that was so awful.Copy !req
99. Fine. I will see him through this,
but after that,Copy !req
100. your father can rot in hell
for all I care.Copy !req
101. We're not like other families, are we?Copy !req
102. No, we're not.Copy !req
103. It's not my fault
that your bank accounts are frozen.Copy !req
104. I'm not saying it's your fault.
Just fix it.Copy !req
105. The folks at the Justice Department
aren't very sympathetic.Copy !req
106. I'm running out of money.
I'm gonna be screwed.Copy !req
107. Why don't you hock some jewelry?Copy !req
108. There's a lot of stuff
you never wear and most of it's ugly.Copy !req
109. Don't you have a toilet to scrub?Copy !req
110. God, I'm just so angry with Carlos.Copy !req
111. What was he thinking,
exporting goods made from slave labor?Copy !req
112. Why couldn't he have embezzled?Copy !req
113. They want to make sure
he doesn't skip the country.Copy !req
114. If he's released on bail, I can argue
that he needs money to live on,Copy !req
115. and they'll unfreeze
one of the smaller accounts.Copy !req
116. They won't release him
without the passport.Copy !req
117. Exactly. You haven't
found that yet, have you?Copy !req
118. Gabrielle wanted
her old lifestyle back, no question.Copy !req
119. But she wanted Carlos to suffer
for his betrayal even more.Copy !req
120. I'm still searching.Copy !req
121. You might wanna think
about looking for a job.Copy !req
122. - I had a good time.
- I bet you did.Copy !req
123. Gotcha!Copy !req
124. - Hey. Is this a bad time?
- For you? Of course it is.Copy !req
125. Cute. Tax stuff.
I need your signature.Copy !req
126. - We've been divorced over a year.
- 2003.Copy !req
127. Well, please, just come on in.Copy !req
128. Mike, I don't think you've officially
met my ex, Karl Mayer.Copy !req
129. - Hey. Mike Delfino.
- Right. The plumber.Copy !req
130. I don't have the right washer,Copy !req
131. so I'm just gonna go on across
the street and get it.Copy !req
132. - So he seems OK.
- Yeah, he is.Copy !req
133. So, what do you want me to sign?
I see.Copy !req
134. By the way, Julie told me
about her birthday plans.Copy !req
135. We're going to a restaurant downtown.
A guy who plays piano and open mic.Copy !req
136. Julie got a bunch
of her girlfriends together.Copy !req
137. - Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice.
- Here you go.Copy !req
138. - All righty.
- Give my best to Brandi.Copy !req
139. Actually, we're not together any more.Copy !req
140. You're not? What happened?Copy !req
141. I caught her in bed
with another guy.Copy !req
142. Go ahead. Do your happy dance.Copy !req
143. No, no, really. I'm sorry
that you had to go through that. I am.Copy !req
144. It's just really hard for me right now.Copy !req
145. Thanks.Copy !req
146. Try ripping up old photos. It helps.Copy !req
147. Well, have fun this weekend.
Let me know how the party goes.Copy !req
148. Karl, do you want to join us?Copy !req
149. Susan...Copy !req
150. You're the best.Copy !req
151. Well... yeah. I'm the best, aren't I?Copy !req
152. Are we gonna buy a water heater?
We could go to the mall tomorrow.Copy !req
153. - Can we talk about this tomorrow?
- I'm just trying to plan my day.Copy !req
154. Please, honey. I'm so tired.Copy !req
155. OK.Copy !req
156. Hon, did you set up
the coffee maker?Copy !req
157. Oh, no. I'll do it in the morning.
I promise I'll get up early and do it.Copy !req
158. Tom.Copy !req
159. Come on.Copy !req
160. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
161. Claire?Copy !req
162. I'm... Wow, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were up.Copy !req
163. Yeah, I thought you were sleeping.
I was just going upstairs.Copy !req
164. - Do you want me to make the coffee?
- Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.Copy !req
165. I'm just going to, you know,
go back up to my room.Copy !req
166. - Night.
- Good night.Copy !req
167. If we go to the mall,
we can go to the shoe store.Copy !req
168. You said you wanted new running shoes.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. The next morning, while the search
for Martha Huber continued,Copy !req
171. Lynette discovered
a little family secret,Copy !req
172. one she wasn't even looking for.Copy !req
173. - Good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
174. - Want some coffee?
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
175. I didn't want to come down
till Tom left for work.Copy !req
176. - I'm still a little embarrassed.
- About what?Copy !req
177. He didn't tell you?Copy !req
178. Well, actually it's kinda funny.Copy !req
179. I was doing some laundry,
and I noticed the robe I was wearingCopy !req
180. had some baby food on it,
so I threw it in,Copy !req
181. figuring I could dash upstairs
while everyone was asleep,Copy !req
182. and then I ran into Tom...
while I was totally naked.Copy !req
183. And so, Claire,
when did this... incident occur?Copy !req
184. I don't know. It was pretty late.Copy !req
185. I think he might have come down
to make coffee or something.Copy !req
186. You don't say.Copy !req
187. This is certainly impressive. I can
definitely get you work as a model.Copy !req
188. You realize it's different from
the work you did in New York and Milan?Copy !req
189. Of course. I made $10,000 a day.
I don't expect to make that here.Copy !req
190. - That's good, because you won't.
- Yeah. So, what have you got?Copy !req
191. Well, there is something.Copy !req
192. They need a model to demonstrate
the new Buick LaCrosseCopy !req
193. at the Fairview Mall.Copy !req
194. It's just you and the car
on a revolving platform.Copy !req
195. 300 bucks for the day.Copy !req
196. - What else do you have?
- Sure.Copy !req
197. Can you swing a sword?Copy !req
198. Sci-fi convention needs someone
to dress up as a warrior princess.Copy !req
199. A warrior princess?Copy !req
200. Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model.Copy !req
201. Look at this bone structure.
This face is a cash cow.Copy !req
202. And if you don't have the vision,
then maybe I'm at the wrong agency.Copy !req
203. Look, honey, I'm the only modeling
agent in a hundred-mile radius.Copy !req
204. I book women for boat shows
and garden-tool expos.Copy !req
205. If you don't like it,
move back to the city.Copy !req
206. This Buick thing,
does it include lunch?Copy !req
207. Just so you know, I really am grateful
for everything you're doing for me.Copy !req
208. I don't need your gratitude.Copy !req
209. You're here because your children
are master extortionists.Copy !req
210. - You didn't tell 'em about...
- Your adultery?Copy !req
211. No, I decided to keep
that little gem all to myself.Copy !req
212. I know this is a real imposition...Copy !req
213. It is. The doctor said
you could be here for weeks.Copy !req
214. Would it make you feel any better
if I told you I'm sorry for what I did?Copy !req
215. Yes, it would...
if I still felt anything for you.Copy !req
216. But as it stands,
the place you occupied in my heartCopy !req
217. is very much empty now.Copy !req
218. You must still feel something for me.Copy !req
219. - And why do you think that?
- Come on, Bree. Look at this.Copy !req
220. The good china, freshly pressed
napkins, flowers from the garden.Copy !req
221. This tray was prepared
with loving care.Copy !req
222. Do me a favor, Rex.Copy !req
223. Please don't mistake my anal
retentiveness for actual affection.Copy !req
224. Hold on a sec.Copy !req
225. OK. Now I'm good.Copy !req
226. - What?
- You're just... God, I love you.Copy !req
227. Well... that's great.Copy !req
228. Wait, look. That just kinda popped out.Copy !req
229. No, no, it's fine.
It just kinda caught me off guard.Copy !req
230. - I mean, I wanna say it back...
- Yeah, but you're not ready. It's OK.Copy !req
231. - You're not mad, are you?
- No. God.Copy !req
232. We haven't been dating that long
and you've got other issues. I get it.Copy !req
233. What kind of issues
do you think I have?Copy !req
234. I retract my earlier statement.
I no longer love you.Copy !req
235. - I just think of you as a good buddy.
- No.Copy !req
236. You obviously think you have
some insight into my soul,Copy !req
237. so go ahead, dazzle me.Copy !req
238. - Your divorce left you vulnerable.
- Big insight. The postman knows that.Copy !req
239. And there's a chance
you still have feelings for your ex.Copy !req
240. What?Copy !req
241. I loathe Karl. And the postman
will back me up on that, too.Copy !req
242. I'm sure part of you does hate him,Copy !req
243. but maybe part of you's
still hung up on him.Copy !req
244. Where are you getting this?Copy !req
245. He broke up with the woman
he left you forCopy !req
246. and the first thing you did was
hugged him and invited him to a party.Copy !req
247. OK. The analysis part
of this evening is now over.Copy !req
248. - Hey... you asked.
- Well, you know what?Copy !req
249. You're gonna come to Julie's party
and see Karl and I together,Copy !req
250. and you're gonna understand
that I have no feelings for him.Copy !req
251. - I have tickets to a basketball game.
- You're coming to the party.Copy !req
252. This is what I get
for saying "I love you".Copy !req
253. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
254. - Thanks.
- Hello, George.Copy !req
255. Mrs. Van De Kamp.
You're looking lovely.Copy !req
256. - You always say the nicest things.
- Well, it's true.Copy !req
257. Listen, I have a prescription here
for Rex. He had a heart attack.Copy !req
258. - I had no idea. Is he OK?
- Yes, he'll live.Copy !req
259. But the doctor says he's at risk
for something called pericarditis.Copy !req
260. It's an inflammation of the membrane
that surrounds the heart.Copy !req
261. - He'll need constant care.
- So I hear.Copy !req
262. As the words "constant care"
echoed in her head,Copy !req
263. Bree caught a sickening glimpse
into her future...Copy !req
264. OK, here we go.Copy !req
265. which prompted her to seek
an old-fashioned remedy.Copy !req
266. George, would you
go out to dinner with me?Copy !req
267. - You mean, like a date?
- Yes. I think it would be fun.Copy !req
268. What about your husband?Copy !req
269. Oh, him.Copy !req
270. Well, we're... separated.Copy !req
271. In spite of Mrs. Huber's disappearance,Copy !req
272. life on Wisteria Lane
started to return to normal,Copy !req
273. until an intriguing discovery was made
on a dirt road next to the interstate.Copy !req
274. I have an abandoned vehicle registered
to a missing person, one Martha Huber.Copy !req
275. Please advise.Copy !req
276. As news spread
of this mysterious development,Copy !req
277. everyone in the neighborhood
decided to band togetherCopy !req
278. to show their support,
and to look for clues, or worse.Copy !req
279. I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon.Copy !req
280. Tell me if I am about to step
on a body part.Copy !req
281. It's a search and rescue.
We don't know if she's dead.Copy !req
282. People fake abductions all the time.Copy !req
283. Can we talk about
something less depressing?Copy !req
284. Well, here's something.
Mike told me he loved me.Copy !req
285. - Oh, my God!
- Over here! They found the body!Copy !req
286. I'm sorry, false alarm.
We didn't find a body.Copy !req
287. Ah, Susan just had
some really good news.Copy !req
288. - Sorry.
- False alarm.Copy !req
289. Well, doesn't that figure? Susan always
finds a way to make it about her.Copy !req
290. Ladies and gentleman, I present
to you the fabulous Buick LaCrosse.Copy !req
291. It has an expertly crafted interior,Copy !req
292. peaceful Quiet Tuning
and ultrasonic rear parking assist.Copy !req
293. Observe the remote activation feature.Copy !req
294. And it also has a lot of
other exciting, good, cool car things.Copy !req
295. Tom! Lynette!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
296. Buying a new water heater.
How about you?Copy !req
297. Just doing a little shopping.Copy !req
298. Gaby, you need help? You're stuck.Copy !req
299. - I guess I am.
- I got it.Copy !req
300. Guess I got too close to the turntable.Copy !req
301. - I'm a sucker for these Buicks.
- Come on, you bastard!Copy !req
302. With their perfectly crafted interior
and peaceful Quiet Tuning.Copy !req
303. A little formal for the mall.Copy !req
304. You know, I wanted to match
the shoes to the dress.Copy !req
305. This is Sarah, my shopping buddy.
We like to hit the boutiques together.Copy !req
306. OK. Well, you gals shop
your little hearts out. See you later.Copy !req
307. Bye!Copy !req
308. Wow. Look at you. You going out?Copy !req
309. Not that it's any of your business,
but I have a date.Copy !req
310. A date? What kind of date?Copy !req
311. I don't want to say anything
that might upset you.Copy !req
312. The doctor says any undue stress
could cause another heart attack.Copy !req
313. It's a romantic date with a single man.
I intend to French the hell out of him.Copy !req
314. Oh. Right on time.Copy !req
315. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
316. In my spare time I garden.
I thought you might like these.Copy !req
317. They're exquisite.
Compost and eggs shells?Copy !req
318. - Yes.
- Come on in.Copy !req
319. Thanks.Copy !req
320. George, you remember Rex.Copy !req
321. - You said you were separated.
- We are, emotionally.Copy !req
322. He lives here because
his mistress refuses to care for him.Copy !req
323. - Would you like a drink?
- No, I'm fine. Thanks.Copy !req
324. Rex, say hello to George.Copy !req
325. - Hello, George.
- Hello, Dr Van De Kamp.Copy !req
326. I'm gonna put these in water. George,
have a seat and I'll be right back.Copy !req
327. So, how's your heart, Dr Van De Kamp?Copy !req
328. - Better. How's the pharmacy?
- Busy. It's busy.Copy !req
329. - Is something funny?
- It's nothing.Copy !req
330. See, I recently engaged
in some extra-curricular activity,Copy !req
331. and now Bree's doing
anything she can to make me suffer.Copy !req
332. - All you can do is laugh.
- Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
333. These flowers are stunning.
They're the best ones I've ever gotten.Copy !req
334. - Shall we?
- Nice talking to you, Dr Van De Kamp.Copy !req
335. Please, you're dating my wife.
Call me Rex.Copy !req
336. That salesgirl that sold us the heater
had a cute figure.Copy !req
337. - I guess. I didn't notice.
- She was so your type.Copy !req
338. - Big breasts. Really curvy.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
339. I'm saying you prefer women
who are curvy, like that salesgirl...Copy !req
340. or Claire.Copy !req
341. There's only one type
that I prefer: you.Copy !req
342. You kissed me as though that would end
this conversation, and it so won't.Copy !req
343. Why am I in trouble?Copy !req
344. You made love to me the other night
because you had just seen Claire naked.Copy !req
345. Crap.Copy !req
346. Claire is a great nanny. It would
be stupid to lose her over this.Copy !req
347. You and I have had crushes before. We
always tell each other, laugh about it.Copy !req
348. What worries me is
you're denying you're attracted.Copy !req
349. - I'm not denying anything.
- So you are attracted?Copy !req
350. I didn't say that.
What are you doing?Copy !req
351. We are not moving until you confess
you have the hots for our nanny.Copy !req
352. Tom, it's OK. She's attractive.Copy !req
353. Men are drawn to fertile, young women
with whom they can plant their seed.Copy !req
354. It's the basic flaw of your gender.
I get it. Just do me the honor...Copy !req
355. We'd all like to get out of here.
Is there a problem?Copy !req
356. My husband won't admit
that he has lust in his heart.Copy !req
357. Can you give us a minute?Copy !req
358. Lynette, Claire is attractive, yes.Copy !req
359. But I am not attracted to her.Copy !req
360. If there was any danger in having
Claire around, I'd get rid of her.Copy !req
361. It's you. You're the one.Copy !req
362. You always have been
and you always will be.Copy !req
363. All right! Hold your water!Copy !req
364. - You guys were fantastic.
- Thank you.Copy !req
365. They've got a dance floor upstairs.Copy !req
366. OK. Have fun.Copy !req
367. - Edie, over here!
- What the hell is she doing here?Copy !req
368. I don't get to bring a date?
I heard you were bringing him.Copy !req
369. Of all people,
you pick that tired piece of... Edie!Copy !req
370. Hi, Susan.
Thank you so much for the invite.Copy !req
371. I needed something
to get my mind off poor Martha.Copy !req
372. A kiss for the birthday boy.Copy !req
373. Edie, it's not his birthday.Copy !req
374. Thank you, George.
That was a lovely evening.Copy !req
375. The pleasure was mine. There's nothing
better than great conversationCopy !req
376. with a beautiful woman
over a delicious meal.Copy !req
377. Well, I guess I should go inside.Copy !req
378. - I'm glad we did this.
- Me too.Copy !req
379. Andrew. Where did you come from?Copy !req
380. I was just on my way back from
Brian's house. What's going on here?Copy !req
381. You remember Mr. Williams,
our pharmacist?Copy !req
382. - Hey there.
- How's it going?Copy !req
383. - What are you doing in his car?
- We're just talking.Copy !req
384. Mr. Williams took me out to dinner.Copy !req
385. You mean like on a date?Copy !req
386. Yes.Copy !req
387. You are aware
that she's married, right?Copy !req
388. Your father and I are separated.Copy !req
389. Couldn't you wait
until he was out of the house?Copy !req
390. He's only in the house
because you insisted I care for him.Copy !req
391. So what are you guys gonna do now?
Are you two gonna have sex?Copy !req
392. - No, we are not!
- Why not?Copy !req
393. Because I don't commit adultery
like your father!Copy !req
394. Your father had an affair.
I found out about it.Copy !req
395. I'm just trying to move on
with my life.Copy !req
396. You should watch out for her.
She's a liar.Copy !req
397. In spite of her mounting debt,
Gabrielle was determined to proveCopy !req
398. she could get along just fine
without Carlos's money.Copy !req
399. It wasn't until
the electricity went outCopy !req
400. that she finally
began to see the light.Copy !req
401. Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis.Copy !req
402. I need you to start working
on releasing Carlos on bail.Copy !req
403. I just remembered
where I put his passport.Copy !req
404. Thank you!Copy !req
405. Damn, woman. You are good.Copy !req
406. Yes! All right, you're next, Susie-Q.Copy !req
407. - What you gonna sing?
- Yes!Copy !req
408. - You sing?
- Only when I'm alone.Copy !req
409. - We're among friends.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
410. I for one would love
to hear your voice.Copy !req
411. Give it up, plumber.
She's not budging.Copy !req
412. - You wanna hear me sing?
- Yeah.Copy !req
413. What's it gonna be?
I'll tell the piano player.Copy !req
414. - New York, New York.
- I am so excited to hear you.Copy !req
415. - But doesn't it just figure?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
416. You have to get up in front of a room
full of people dressed like that.Copy !req
417. I hope they don't turn on you.Copy !req
418. I think I'll take my chances. Sort of
like you did on those high notes.Copy !req
419. - I'm gonna get us two more.
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
420. - So Mike seems pretty even-keeled.
- Yeah. He's a great guy.Copy !req
421. But, you know, I mean,
he's a little Buster Brown.Copy !req
422. Don't you worry you'll get bored?Copy !req
423. Thanks for your concern. I'm fine.Copy !req
424. Go figure. Even though our marriage
was crazy at times, it never got dull.Copy !req
425. That part when you slept with
your secretary was really exciting.Copy !req
426. I know. How many times
do I have to hear it? It was a mistake.Copy !req
427. But don't I ever get credit
for the 13 loyal years beforehand?Copy !req
428. Not counting
the Hendersons' Christmas party.Copy !req
429. - Edie, not now.
- What's the big deal, Karl?Copy !req
430. - Your marriage is history, anyway.
- Edie...Copy !req
431. It was nothing, really.Copy !req
432. Basically, we both
got plastered on eggnogCopy !req
433. and we found ourselves
standing under the mistletoe,Copy !req
434. and we were like,
"OK, so what do we do now?"Copy !req
435. So I smiled and he smiledCopy !req
436. and then Karl reached over
and started feeling me up.Copy !req
437. - That's not how it happened.
- You're up.Copy !req
438. This is... It's so silly. Susie...Copy !req
439. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Susan Mayer.Copy !req
440. Start spreading the newsCopy !req
441. I'm leaving todayCopy !req
442. I wanna be a part of itCopy !req
443. New York, New YorkCopy !req
444. These vagabond shoes...Copy !req
445. You're an ass, you know that?
No, keep playing.Copy !req
446. Are longing to strayCopy !req
447. There's a word you know.Copy !req
448. And get around the heart of itCopy !req
449. New York, New YorkCopy !req
450. I wanna...Copy !req
451. just tell you that the affair
was one thing.Copy !req
452. I forgave you because I thought
that you were in love with her,Copy !req
453. and now I find out you were
just groping people at parties!Copy !req
454. Top of the heap...Copy !req
455. Karl, don't you turn away from me.
Look at me!Copy !req
456. During our marriage, how many
other women were you sticking it to?Copy !req
457. As God as my witness,
it will snow on the hills of hellCopy !req
458. before I ever feel sorry for you again!Copy !req
459. New York!Copy !req
460. As the police interviewed
the residents of Wisteria LaneCopy !req
461. about the mysterious disappearance
of Martha Huber,Copy !req
462. my husband Paul reasoned
it would only be a matter of timeCopy !req
463. before their digging
would begin to yield answers.Copy !req
464. Since he knew
the police had no suspects...Copy !req
465. he decided to point them
towards the most logical candidate.Copy !req
466. You see, if there's one thing
Paul understood about the suburbs,Copy !req
467. it was this:Copy !req
468. no one's ever more suspiciousCopy !req
469. than a new neighbor
who's just moved in.Copy !req
470. - Parker's getting sniffly.
- Yeah, I noticed that too.Copy !req
471. I hope he's not
coming down with a cold.Copy !req
472. He doesn't have a cough yet, but he has
this post nasal drip thing happening.Copy !req
473. I'll make an appointment for him.Copy !req
474. I always say
it is better to be safe than sorry.Copy !req
475. Little kids get sick,
and it's, sorry, out of control.Copy !req
476. And kids with these colds,
it's just a vicious cycle.Copy !req
477. Claire?Copy !req
478. We have to make some changes.Copy !req
479. What are you doing?Copy !req
480. Packing up your father's things
for when he moves out.Copy !req
481. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
482. Look, I talked to Dad,Copy !req
483. and it turns out
you were telling the truth.Copy !req
484. Andrew, I'm so sorry
that I said anything.Copy !req
485. No, I'm glad you did. Now I know.Copy !req
486. There comes this point
in every boy's life.Copy !req
487. What? Find out his dad's
screwing around?Copy !req
488. No. That his father's only human.Copy !req
489. So why are you taking care of him?Copy !req
490. Because of what Danielle and I said?
Because you can forget that.Copy !req
491. - I'll help take his stuff out.
- That's sweet.Copy !req
492. But I'm taking care of him
because it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
493. Why are you being
such a pushover?Copy !req
494. I mean, he cheated on you. He's a jerk.Copy !req
495. Andrew, you will not speak that way
about your father in front of me.Copy !req
496. Why the hell not? I mean,
for once I'm actually on your side.Copy !req
497. Yes, I'm angry with him.
I am gonna divorce him.Copy !req
498. I may even marry somebody else,Copy !req
499. but your father is and always will be
the love of my life.Copy !req
500. He gave me
the best 18-year marriage that...Copy !req
501. I could have ever hoped for.Copy !req
502. And for that you will respect him.Copy !req
503. - What is it? I'm really, really busy.
- I came by to apologize.Copy !req
504. Oh. Well, in that case, come on in.
I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
505. I can't believe
Edie brought the whole thing up.Copy !req
506. Susan, I am so sorry.
I thought I was done hurting you.Copy !req
507. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
508. And just so you know,
I'm sorry for flipping out.Copy !req
509. I shouldn't let you
get to me like that.Copy !req
510. - What?
- I do still get to you, don't I?Copy !req
511. That's the difference
between the plumber and me.Copy !req
512. Don't get me wrong,
he's a good guy. I like him.Copy !req
513. But I'm betting you two
don't have what we had together.Copy !req
514. There was always a spark between us.Copy !req
515. A spark?Copy !req
516. Look, what I'm trying to say is
he must seem really safe after me.Copy !req
517. A moray eel would seem safe after you.Copy !req
518. That's what I'm talking about, that
great back and forth, joking around.Copy !req
519. We used to argue
and push each other's buttons.Copy !req
520. I hated all of that.Copy !req
521. Come on. You have to admit,
when it was good, it was the best.Copy !req
522. What are you saying?Copy !req
523. Let's give this another shot.Copy !req
524. - You want me back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
525. Yeah. I realize now
that you were the woman...Copy !req
526. that was meant for me.Copy !req
527. Wow.Copy !req
528. Just so we're clear,
so you want to move back in hereCopy !req
529. and be faithful to me and love me
with all your heart and soul?Copy !req
530. - Absolutely.
- Oh, my God, this is so wonderful.Copy !req
531. Yeah. I know, I know.Copy !req
532. - I wanna kiss you.
- Oh, God. No, Karl.Copy !req
533. No. What I meant by wonderful
is that I wondered insideCopy !req
534. if I still had feelings for you,
if deep down I still loved you.Copy !req
535. - And?
- And... there's nothing there.Copy !req
536. - Come on, you've gotta feel something.
- Well, actually, I do. Yeah.Copy !req
537. Excuse me. Oh, boy!Copy !req
538. - Susan.
- Mike, guess what? I love you.Copy !req
539. - Are you sure?
- Yes!Copy !req
540. - Did I come at a bad time?
- They're just asking about Mrs. Huber.Copy !req
541. I love him.
You can write that in your little book.Copy !req
542. We are all searching for someone,Copy !req
543. that special person who will provide us
what's missing in our lives.Copy !req
544. Someone who can offer companionship.Copy !req
545. George? Hi, it's me, Bree.Copy !req
546. I was wondering,
are you free next Saturday?Copy !req
547. You are? Oh, that's wonderful.Copy !req
548. Or assistance.Copy !req
549. Hi, I understand
your agency handles nannies.Copy !req
550. I need someone experienced
and preferably unattractive.Copy !req
551. Or security.Copy !req
552. Hi, honey. Did the lawyer
tell you the good news?Copy !req
553. You're gonna make bail.
I found your passport.Copy !req
554. And sometimes, if we search very hard,
we can find someone who provides us...Copy !req
555. I just called to say hi,
and I love you.Copy !req
556. with all three.Copy !req
557. All right, all right. Enough already.Copy !req
558. Yes, we're all searching for someone.Copy !req
559. And if we can't find them,
we can only pray they find us.Copy !req
560. What you got, boy?Copy !req