1. Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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2. - Zach's gone from Silvercrest.
- Hungry?
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3. Sometimes...
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4. If I don't get help,
I will lose my mind.
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5. - Where can I score some nanny?
- ... no matter how hard you try...
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6. FBI! Carlos Solis,
I have a warrant for your arrest.
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7. some problems...
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8. - Sorry, you are...?
- You've met Maisy Gibbons?
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9. - She's a nightmare.
- Maisy loves to rule her kingdom.
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10. You are unhappy with our sex life.
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11. You're not getting something
but are afraid to ask.
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12. can't be easily solved.
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13. To understand Maisy Gibbons,
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14. you first need to know
how she spent her afternoons.
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15. Her mornings were spent
running errands for her husband.
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16. Hi.
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17. Her evenings were spent
helping with homework.
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18. OK, so, nine plus one is...
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19. But her afternoons,
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20. well, they were spent
in the company of men.
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21. Frustrated, misunderstood,
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22. lonely men, willing to pay money
to feel a little less lonely.
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23. And Maisy Gibbons
was willing to help them.
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24. Maisy, I've always wondered. Nobody
knows about your little hobby, do they?
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25. Is it hard?
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26. - Keeping a secret like this?
- Well, maybe if it was just my secret.
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27. But the way I see it, I keep the
secrets of every man who comes to me.
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28. And I find that
absolutely exhilarating.
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29. A few years back, Harold lost his job
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30. and we had to give up our membership
at the country club.
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31. And then one day
one of my club friends
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32. asked why she hadn't seen me around.
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33. I told her that
we couldn't afford it any more.
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34. She waved it off like it was nothing,
but I saw her get that look in her eye,
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35. that look of... pity.
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36. Maybe she was just trying to be nice.
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37. Anyway, is that so bad,
feeling sorry for someone?
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38. When they say something,
they are being supportive,
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39. but when they say nothing,
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40. they think you're so far gone,
you're never coming back.
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41. Gotcha.
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42. Anyway, a couple months later,
I started my little hobby,
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43. and the most wonderful thing happened.
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44. This woman's husband
became one of my regulars.
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45. Wow.
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46. Would you be a lamb
and go out the back?
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47. - That's my next appointment.
- Sure.
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48. It's the husband of the woman
I was telling you about.
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49. - Hello, there.
- Hey, Maisy.
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50. Every morality play
has its cast of characters.
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51. There is always an innocent victim,
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52. a deceitful villain,
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53. a prosecutor who seeks the truth,
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54. a magistrate who dispenses justice
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55. and a lawyer who charges too much.
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56. This morality play was being produced
at the Fairview County Courthouse.
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57. Its themes were trust and betrayal.
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58. So what's your issue with bail
in this case, Ms McCready?
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59. We want bail denied, Your Honor.
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60. The company imported goods
manufactured by slave labor.
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61. His business partner, Mr. Tanaka,
has fled the country,
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62. and Mr. Solis has refused
to surrender his passport.
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63. Dog ate your client's passport,
Mr. Hartley?
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64. It's been temporarily misplaced,
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65. but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set
up and executed the entire operation.
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66. Mr. Solis is no business partner
but merely a hired contractor.
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67. I'd also like to point out
my client is the sole provider
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68. for his wife and his mother, who is
hospitalized in a coma as we speak.
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69. Bring me the passport
and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
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70. Until then, your client is denied bail
and remanded. What's next?
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71. Finish those Brussels sprouts.
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72. I can see them
hidden under your macaroni.
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73. I hate Brussels sprouts.
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74. Well, Brussels sprouts help you grow.
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75. You don't want to be short
your whole life, do you?
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76. You know what we'll do? We're gonna dip
'em in a little cheese. Here you go.
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77. - Good. Yummy.
- Disgusting!
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78. Fine. Be 3'8" the rest of your life.
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79. See if I care.
Good luck finding girlfriends.
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80. - Didn't you have a lunch?
- I'm gonna cancel it.
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81. The boys are in rare form,
and you're still finding your way.
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82. Lynette, it's been two days.
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83. I... don't want to shock them
by suddenly disappearing.
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84. - Deep down they're very sensitive.
- That's a paper airplane.
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85. They'll be fine. Now go.
Get out of here.
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86. You call me if you need anything.
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87. - I will.
- OK.
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88. Boys! Come here and give Momma
a three-bear hug.
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89. Come on. Whoo!
One, two, three...
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90. Get in! Get in!
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91. - Bye, Mom.
- Bye.
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92. - Bye!
- OK.
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93. Watch your hands!
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94. I'm gonna eat upstairs.
I've got a ton of homework.
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95. What, are you storing up for winter?
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96. I'm just really hungry.
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97. I talked to Dad,
and he and Brandi might break up.
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98. Oh, how awful.
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99. - Mom, you're smiling.
- Am I?
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100. Anyway, he can't take me this weekend,
so I'll be home after all. Goodnight.
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101. Great. Our romantic weekend's off.
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102. - We can move it to my house.
- No.
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103. Why not?
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104. I just want it to be special.
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105. And it can't be special at my house?
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106. OK, I know this sounds weird, but I
just need to have my things around me.
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107. - What things?
- Perfumes and oils.
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108. I wanna pick out the outfit
you're gonna tear off me.
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109. And plus I need to be
in complete control of the lighting.
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110. OK. We'll wait till next weekend.
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111. You are just the sweetest guy.
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112. - I can't wait till next weekend.
- No, me neither.
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113. Tomorrow?
I've got an early job and that's it.
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114. My publisher's got me under the gun
for something. Friday?
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115. - I'm re-piping a house.
- Damn Karl!
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116. Not even married any more and
he's still keeping me from having sex.
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117. I can't hide you in my room for ever,
and I think we need to tell my mom.
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118. You can trust her, I promise.
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119. You didn't tell her what I told you?
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120. No! I would never tell anyone that.
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121. - What are you doing?
- I don't wanna cause problems.
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122. I'm just gonna go.
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123. Zach, stop. Don't go.
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124. I won't tell her.
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125. I swear I'll be out of here soon.
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126. I'll think of something, OK?
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127. - Hello.
- Why are you up?
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128. I could ask you the same question.
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129. I'm going to bed.
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130. I didn't ask you to wait up for me.
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131. Remember, I'm here as our
children's father, not your husband.
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132. What are you doing?
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133. Were you with a woman?
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134. Did you tell her you have a wife
or does that hinder your style?
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135. All right, even if I was seeing
someone, I have every right to.
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136. Exploring options
is the point of being separated.
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137. - Options! I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.
- That's not...
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138. Bree, you should get out there,
try and meet someone.
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139. Meet someone?
I'm raising your children.
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140. I am just trying
to move on with my life.
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141. - It is nothing to be ashamed of.
- OK.
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142. Why don't you just call up
your mystery woman and invite her over?
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143. I'll pull out the sofa bed
and you can take her right there.
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144. Andrew! Danielle!
Daddy's gonna fornicate for us!
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145. Just keep your voice down.
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146. Why? Are you feeling ashamed?
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147. The next morning started
with a banging.
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148. No one knew where Martha Huber was,
and Edie Britt was starting to worry.
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149. Edie didn't like worrying.
She felt it gave her wrinkles.
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150. So, out of concern for her face,
and Mrs. Huber,
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151. Edie decided to find out
what was going on.
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152. Yao Lin, listen. It's very important
that we find Carlos's passport.
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153. I already looked through his office.
I need you to search the bedroom.
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154. What?
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155. With Mr. Solis in jail, how you
gonna pay me? I have children.
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156. Yao Lin,
your kids are in their twenties.
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157. But if it'll make you shut up...
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158. Here. Three weeks in advance.
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159. If you don't mind,
can I call your bank?
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160. Yao Lin, don't be stupid.
People don't become poor overnight.
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161. That's my car. Oh, my God.
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162. Hey!
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163. Hey! What are you doing?
Where are you taking my car?
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164. The government's impounding it.
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165. Call that number
if you have any questions.
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166. Oh, my word.
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167. You call this a paint job?
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168. I don't want to see it again
till it's perfect!
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169. I wonder what's going on over there.
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170. Claire did OK yesterday. It could have
been beginner's luck. I should call.
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171. For the first time in years
you finally have some free time,
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172. and you're wasting it
obsessing about the kids.
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173. I don't know this woman. So she has
a degree in sociology. Who doesn't?
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174. My boys are a lot to handle.
What if she's not up to it?
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175. If you really have that many doubts,
you should go buy a hidden camera.
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176. What, a nanny-cam?
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177. Yeah. People do terrible things
when they think no one's watching.
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178. Yeah.
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179. I couldn't tape Claire.
It would be a breach of trust.
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180. Trust is overrated.
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181. So... how are things with you and Rex?
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182. Fine. Why do you ask?
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183. I'm just curious.
He moves out, moves back in.
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184. Is he back for good?
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185. The situation is... fluid.
I'm not certain what his plans are yet.
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186. So if you're not sure he's back for
good, why are you ironing his shirts?
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187. Because I have faith that he'll come
back and that he'll do the right thing.
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188. That's good.
It's good to have faith in people.
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189. Yeah.
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190. But I'd still buy that camera.
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191. - Hello?
- Mike? My oven's out.
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192. Come over and help me
find my pilot light.
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193. Oh, candles.
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194. Mike, is that you?
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195. I'm up here!
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196. Mike?
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197. - Oh, my God! Oh, God.
- What the hell?
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198. I'm so sorry. I thought
someone was in the house.
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199. - So you took your clothes off?
- No, I was going to seduce you.
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200. - Didn't really work.
- Oh, I'm sorry. Are you OK?
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201. Well...
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202. Please don't be mad.
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203. Hey, there.
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204. Zach? What are you doing here?
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205. Later that day, while Claire was out
getting the boys wired on ice cream,
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206. Lynette did some wiring of her own.
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207. You can't do this.
You can't send Zach back.
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208. What else can I do?
He can't stay here.
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209. His father sent him to a psycho ward.
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210. Actually, they call it
a rehabilitation center.
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211. - What do you think?
- Paul is his father.
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212. He has a right to know his son's OK.
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213. If he finds out you're hiding him,
you could get in a lot of trouble.
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214. He's right. Sorry, guys.
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215. Don't do this. If you knew
what Zach had been through...
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216. Julie. Julie, it's OK. I'll be fine.
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217. I'll take him back over
so you two can...
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218. Listen, if Paul sees Zach
and freaks out...
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219. - I'll bring him right back.
- Thank you.
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220. Young lady, we need to talk
about what you did.
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221. I don't feel like
talking to you right now.
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222. Listen, Zach...
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223. If things ever get really bad...
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224. It's got my cell number on it.
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225. Give me a call... any time.
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226. Thanks.
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227. Thank God.
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228. - How did you...?
- We'll talk later.
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229. Remember, any time.
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230. - I heard you moved back home.
- Yeah, I had to.
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231. We had some problems with Andrew.
I'll move out eventually.
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232. - Spikes or pearls?
- Your choice.
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233. You know what I think?
You don't really want to leave her.
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234. - Don't psychoanalyze me.
- You're still in love.
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235. - I never said I wasn't.
- Why divorce?
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236. So now you're rooting
for us two crazy kids to work it out?
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237. You know me.
I'm just a romantic at heart.
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238. Scarves or cuffs?
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239. Up to you. Even if I could
find a way to deal with
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240. Bree's obsessive-compulsive thing,
it's not the only problem.
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241. As you know, I have certain needs.
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242. Boots or stilettos?
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243. Stilettos, please.
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244. Why don't you just tell Bree
what you need?
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245. Tell her what you want.
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246. - Because she'd say no.
- So?
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247. I've said no to some things
you've asked me to do.
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248. Yeah, that's different.
I don't care if you reject me.
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249. Rex, would you trust me on this?
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250. Sometimes when you love somebody,
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251. you just gotta make sacrifices
for them.
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252. Love or passion.
That's an awful choice to make.
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253. Yes, it is.
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254. I have to warn you,
this might hurt a little bit.
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255. How am I supposed to live
without a car?
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256. Tanaka's still at large
and they want Carlos to flip on him.
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257. This is their way of playing hardball.
I'm guessing that they're not done yet.
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258. - Why? What else could they take?
- Pretty much anything.
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259. It's all fair game if they can trace it
to ill-gotten gains.
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260. No, some of this stuff is mine, when
I modeled, before I even met Carlos.
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261. See this? Kosta Boda. I bought it
when I landed my first cover.
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262. This... I spent eight hours on a rock
in a bikini for that painting.
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263. - I understand how you feel.
- You don't.
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264. I have dug myself up from dirt
to afford these things
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265. and no one is gonna take them away.
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266. Then find a good hiding place.
They can't take what they can't find.
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267. And if you can scare up
that passport, that would be good.
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268. - Hi, Gabrielle.
- Hi.
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269. - What have you got there?
- My china.
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270. You've always loved it. I thought
you might wanna borrow it for a while.
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271. Well, that's very thoughtful of you.
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272. Say, can I store some odds and ends
in your garage?
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273. Sure. Why don't you
come by tomorrow?
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274. Sooner's better than later.
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275. - Just like...
- Come on now.
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276. Yes!
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277. Rex?
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278. Rex?
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279. Rex!
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280. I need an ambulance. Right away.
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281. Hello?
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282. Yes, this is she.
Yes, he's my husband.
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283. I'm here to see Rex Van de Kamp.
Apparently he had a heart attack.
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284. He's being prepped for surgery now.
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285. Could I at least poke my head in?
I'm his wife.
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286. - You're his wife?
- Yes. Why?
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287. I was thinking of a different patient.
Let me get the doctor.
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288. As Claire prepared for bed,
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289. she was unaware that
somewhere else in the Scavo house
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290. the day she had just finished
was starting all over again.
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291. Lynette was relieved to see
that Claire was doing a good job.
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292. - After further viewing...
- Three-bear hug.
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293. it dawned on Lynette...
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294. Claire might be doing her job
a little too well.
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295. Here's the candles I borrowed.
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296. Thanks.
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297. I'm trying to read, if you don't mind.
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298. I cannot believe, after everything
you did, you're mad at me.
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299. I told Zach that he could trust you
and you turned him in.
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300. Well, someone had to be responsible.
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301. Like it or not, I've got a birth
certificate that says I'm your mother.
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302. - Since when?
- What is that supposed to mean?
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303. Since Dad left, if there's been
a mother here, it's been me.
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304. Julie!
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305. After the divorce you stayed in bed
for a week and I had to beg you to eat.
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306. Yeah, but...
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307. I had to clean the house,
make sure the bills were paid,
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308. even schedule
my doctor's appointment.
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309. - I was in bad shape back then.
- It's still going on.
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310. And now that I need some support,
you decide to play the mom card?
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311. I had to send Zach back. We could
have gotten in a lot of trouble.
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312. Now Zach's the one who's in trouble.
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313. You sent him back to a man
who hates him.
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314. As Gabrielle considered the vast
emptiness of her new surroundings,
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315. she was surprised to find there was
only one thing she truly missed...
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316. her husband.
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317. We have a warrant to enter your house
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318. and repossess any goods we suspect
may have been obtained... illegally.
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319. We're not into clutter.
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320. All right. Harvey The Flying Turtle.
Doesn't this look fun?
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321. - Where's Claire?
- I gave her the afternoon off.
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322. - Who wants to turn pages?
- Is she sick?
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323. No. I just wanted us all to spend
the day together, like we used to.
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324. Here we go. "Once upon a time
there was a young turtle named Harvey."
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325. "Harvey told the other turtles 'I'm
going to fly off and see the world.'"
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326. "The other turtles said
'Turtles can't fly!'"
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327. It's getting good now, huh?
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328. - Well, what's wrong?
- Claire does funny voices.
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329. Does she, now? OK.
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330. "Harvey didn't like
the turtles laughing so he told them
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331. 'I'll show you!
I will fly higher than the birds.'"
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332. - That's not funny.
- Yeah, well, I'm just warming up.
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333. "Bruno, the big bad turtle, took Harvey
up on the cliff and threw him over."
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334. "He proclaimed 'We'll see if
you can fly! Fly or die! Fly or die!'"
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335. When's Claire coming back?
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336. What happened to your nails?
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337. I moved all our stuff
to keep it from the Feds.
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338. It kills me that
I'm putting you through this.
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339. Hands on the table.
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340. It's not your fault.
You didn't do anything wrong.
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341. I'll take care of everything
until you're back to do it yourself.
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342. And you will be soon.
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343. I gotta be honest. I didn't know
how you would hold up.
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344. I knew you were a strong woman,
but I had no idea.
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345. You're a good wife, Gaby.
A real partner.
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346. Carlos, I love you so much.
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347. I would give up
a houseful of expensive junk
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348. just to put this behind us
and have you home with me.
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349. That sounds pretty good right now.
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350. - I'm gonna kiss my husband now.
- Hands on the table.
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351. There's a false panel
on the back wall of my closet.
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352. My passport is there,
along with some papers.
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353. Take the passport to the lawyer
and burn the papers.
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354. Carlos, did you know
what Tanaka was doing?
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355. Just burn the papers.
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356. Hey, Lynette. Did Martha Huber leave
a spare key to her house with you?
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357. No. Where is she, by the way?
I haven't seen her in days.
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358. You got me. She kicked me out so fast
that I forgot my laptop,
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359. and there's just some stuff on there
that I don't want anyone else to see.
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360. Well, good luck with that.
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361. You're not looking half bad. What
have you done with your little posse?
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362. - They're with the new nanny.
- Wow. Your own personal nanny?
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363. Smell you.
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364. Trust me,
it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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365. Our mothers didn't get us nannies
or put us in daycare
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366. because they knew
if they did we'd find out
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367. there are other women out there
who were better mothers than they were.
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368. I had a nanny for a while growing up.
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369. - Mrs. Muntz.
- You had a nanny?
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370. Well, actually, she was more like
a court-appointed social worker.
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371. My mom did a little time. She had
a thing for bourbon and... shoplifting.
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372. - Sorry.
- Muntz was a hard-ass. No mercy.
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373. In fact, she was such a disciplinarian
that when my mom made parole,
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374. I was actually happy to see her.
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375. Really?
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376. Yeah. Lesser of two evils.
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377. Anyway, I gotta find a key.
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378. - See you later.
- Bye.
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379. Thanks for your help with Zach before.
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380. It's my pleasure.
I hope he comes out of this OK.
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381. He's a little squirrelly,
but he seems like a good kid.
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382. Yeah.
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383. So, how's Julie taking all this?
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384. Not well. She accused me
of not being a good mother.
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385. No, you're a great mom.
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386. Well, she was sort of right.
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387. After my divorce,
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388. Seems natural.
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389. And I still kinda do it.
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390. I just want somebody
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391. and she's right there,
and she just acts so mature,
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392. I forget she's thirteen.
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393. Well, the good news is
that from now on,
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394. if you ever want to talk to somebody
about grown-up stuff, you got me.
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395. I can't talk to you about everything.
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396. What if I want to talk about
the big crush I have
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that lives across the street?
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398. - Big crush, huh?
- Yeah.
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399. Well, you'd have to tell me more.
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400. Well... he's got a smile
that's to die for.
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401. And don't get me started
on his tattoo.
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402. Thanks.
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403. Bree.
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404. What a nice surprise.
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405. Would you like to come in?
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406. Well, that depends.
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407. Are you having an affair
with my husband?
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408. - Would you like some more potatoes?
- You already asked me that.
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409. Sorry. I'm so relieved you're safe,
I'm not thinking straight.
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410. Does that mean you're not gonna
send me back to Silvercrest?
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411. You've gotta understand,
your behavior, the violence,
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412. breaking into the Van De Kamps...
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413. I just didn't know
what you were going through.
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414. You could have asked me.
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417. Things from when I was little.
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418. - What kind of things?
- Awful things.
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419. Zach, listen to me. Sometimes
it's not good to look back on the past.
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420. But I can't help it. These images
just keep popping into my head.
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421. You've got to find a way
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422. OK.
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424. Yes, please.
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425. Sure is nice to be back to normal.
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still loves you... very much.
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427. - He said that?
- Yes.
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429. He has certain needs, and he's afraid
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431. Yes.
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for a woman who just admitted,
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435. however tacitly, that she just slept
with my husband.
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436. If I told anyone,
they would never speak to you again.
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438. Yeah, you may hate me, but you'd hate
the humiliation a lot more.
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439. I don't hate you, Maisy.
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- Hey, Lynette.
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442. - You heading out now?
- Yep.
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443. I'll be home late,
so just the usual routine.
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444. - A nap for Penny and...
- No sugar after five. I got it.
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445. You're the best.
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447. I'd like you to make sure
they get a vegetable to go with it.
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448. - Brussels sprouts?
- They're full of iron.
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449. - Make sure they clean their plates.
- Not a problem. I have this trick.
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450. - I cover the veggies with some cheese.
- You sly dog.
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453. You need to eat your Brussels sprouts.
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454. - Brussels sprouts? Disgusting!
- I don't want this!
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455. Hey! Yes, you do! Don't throw them.
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456. - Hey! Hey, stop it!
- I hate Brussels sprouts!
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460. Hey.
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462. They sure did.
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464. It went well. The surgeon says
you're gonna be as good as new.
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- I have.
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I haven't had a chance to tell you.
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- That's OK.
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I am no longer your wife.
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the most vindictive lawyer I can find,
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we are going to eviscerate you.
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- Bree...
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to know that you still love me.
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what's about to happen to you...
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as is humanly possible.
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before I got a chance to tell you that.
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486. - Bye, guys!
- Bye, Mom!
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487. Once earned,
it affords us tremendous freedom.
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488. But once trust is lost,
it can be impossible to recover.
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489. Of course, the truth is,
we never know who we can trust.
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490. Those we're closest to can betray us.
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491. Police, open up!
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492. And total strangers
can come to our rescue.
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