1. [theme music playing]
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2. DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON
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3. [clanks]
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4. [Chilchuck]
Aw, rats. This one's locked too.
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5. Just give me a sec.
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6. Guys, we've been walking for a while now,
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7. {\an8}how's about we set up camp here
and rest for a bit?
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8. [stomach grumbles]
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9. Letting your stomach
do the talking. Classy.
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10. [Marcille growls]
It wasn't me, darn it!
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11. It figures she's hungry.
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12. We've been eating snacks all day
and nothing else.
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13. I don't think it's a good idea
to stop just yet though, Laios.
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14. [Senshi] The only food
we managed to find today
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15. is about a bowl's worth
of Treasure Insects.
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16. {\an8}I say we keep going
and get to the fourth floor.
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17. Well, I hear you,
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18. but the monsters
are just gonna get stronger from here on.
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19. I think it's important
we stay well-rested.
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20. Still, you're right, we need food,
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21. or we won't have the energy to fight.
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22. But to have the energy to fight,
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23. we need rest, and now I'm confused.
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24. - [lock clanks]
- Uh?
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25. It's open.
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26. [door clanging]
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27. [uneasy music playing]
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28. Looks like this used to be a dining hall.
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29. I bet it was something to see
back in the day.
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30. The only ones using this room now
are the undead.
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31. Even the rats stay away.
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32. Uh, good, 'cause I refuse to eat rats.
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33. [sighs]
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34. I wish we'd get attacked
by something other than some dumb ghosts.
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35. It'd be awesome
if a roast pig came charging in.
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36. Hmph, what are you talking about?
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37. {\an8}We should be so lucky.
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38. [gasps] Wait.
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39. [Laios] We are!
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40. We got food right in front of us!
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41. [gasps]
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42. It's a Living Picture!
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43. Laios, get back!
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44. [loud explosion]
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45. [Laios] Uh?
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46. What are you thinking?
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47. It almost sucked you in!
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48. {\an8}I know!
That was the plan and you ruined it!
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49. {\an8}What?
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50. [Laios] Look at all those fat,
juicy grapes she's got.
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51. {\an8}Just so we're clear here,
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52. {\an8}your plan was to eat the food
in the painting?
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53. That's right.
It's a good idea, don't you think?
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54. - That's the dumbest idea ever!
- Yeah, if you're stupid!
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55. [Senshi] You know what it means
to chase "the pie in the sky", don't ya?
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56. Yeah, but I'm not after
some imaginary pie I can't eat.
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57. [Laios] If these are Living Paintings,
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58. then the pies in them should be eatable.
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59. Okay, but you could also
get killed in there.
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60. {\an8}My point is,
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61. {\an8}if I'm in the painting, then I can fight
for the food in the painting too.
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62. [both grunting]
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63. Oh, whatever. Give it a try then.
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64. And if you die, that's on you.
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65. Deal.
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66. - I'll tie this rope to you.
- [both] Hm?
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67. [Senshi] Your rope tugged,
and we'll pull you back out.
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68. [Laios] Now, which painting?
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69. Ah, this one looks like it will work.
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70. There's food waiting on the table.
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71. Right, do your thing, Painting!
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72. [grunts]
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73. [warbles]
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74. [groans]
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75. Ow.
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76. - Who are you?
- Uh?
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77. [Laios] Crap. I've been spotted!
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78. - [servant 1] Your sword...
- [Laios] Huh?
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79. I've never seen armor like that,
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80. but you are a palace guard, aren't you?
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81. Uh...
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82. - Huh?
- [servant 1] Here!
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83. Let's go, there's no time to waste!
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84. For goodness sake,
I never have enough help.
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85. Hurry now. Stop dawdling back there.
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86. Uh?
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87. My word.
What a clever-looking boy we have.
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88. [queen] True. And did you notice?
He has your nose.
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89. When you grow up, little one,
you shall become a great king.
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90. [king laughing]
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91. - [elf] King Freinag, I'm so happy for you.
- [Freinag mutters in delight]
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92. Don't just stand there!
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93. - Hurry up! Bring the rest!
- [Laios] Uh...
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94. - I, um, could use a...
- I have it!
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95. {\an8}Delgal! Your name is Prince Delgal!
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96. [Freinag laughing]
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97. And one day, you shall be king, Delgal!
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98. That does it!
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99. I lost my appetite!
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100. I'm so ready to go!
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101. [Marcille] He wants out!
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102. - Let's go!
- [all grunting]
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103. [Laios groans]
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104. - [Marcille sighs]
- Well?
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105. [Laios groans]
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106. [sighs] I was this close
to eating something there.
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107. {\an8}But then, the mood in the room
killed my appetite!
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108. {\an8}- The what?
- Why is the mood a problem?
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109. {\an8}How do you expect a guy to eat
if the vibe's weird?
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110. Anyway, look,
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111. I know I can do this.
I just need to find the right setting.
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112. [Chilchuck] Okay, and what would that be?
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113. I don't know.
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114. Like maybe something more casual.
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115. [silence]
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116. [Chilchuck] "Casual"?
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117. Hey, how about this one?
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118. Everyone looks like they're having fun.
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119. There's even a naked guy dancing.
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120. [Laios] Perfect! Here I go!
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121. Whoa!
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122. [thuds]
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123. [indistinct chatter]
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124. - [all gasp]
- [Laios] Huh?
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125. - [servant 2] You drunken fool!
- [groans]
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126. - You are in the presence of the prince!
- [Laios] Wait!
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127. Ow! Stop it!
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128. Get off the table already!
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129. Leave him be.
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130. {\an8}Today is my wedding day.
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131. This man was just celebrating,
not being insolent.
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132. [man] Uh, but, Prince Delgal...
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133. [Laios] Delgal?
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134. The baby from the other painting?
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135. [man] Go on then!
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136. Hm.
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137. [Laios] That was close.
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138. Delgal!
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139. Father! [chuckles]
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140. [Freinag] I am so proud
of how fine a man you have become.
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141. Here's to you and the kingdom.
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142. Oh, wow!
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143. [exclaims]
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144. [Freinag grunts]
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145. [gasps]
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146. - [townspeople screaming]
- [Delgal] Father!
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147. [overlapping chatter]
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148. [grunts, groans]
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149. [Laios] Guess I'll grab what I can
and eat when I get back.
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150. [elf panting]
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151. Oh?
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152. - Sorry.
- Your Highness!
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153. He needs a doctor.
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154. Go and find him!
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155. [Laios] That elf
was in the other painting too.
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156. Is he the court jester?
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157. Whoa!
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158. [all groaning]
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159. Check it out, guys!
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160. I brought a whole bunch of goodies back.
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161. So let's get the... Where the hell is it?
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162. - [Marcille growling]
- [exclaims]
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163. {\an8}I guess the painting
won't let me take food with me.
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164. {\an8}I'll have to eat what I can
while I'm still inside it!
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165. That does it!
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166. I'm gonna taste Painting food
this time or else!
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167. [grunts, groans]
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168. Huh?
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169. FULL-COURSE OF COURT CUISINE
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170. Huh?
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171. [Laios] Looks like a coronation ceremony.
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172. So that prince inherited the crown.
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173. [Delgal]
I shall pray for the eternal prosperity
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174. of the country and its people.
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175. Uh? Huh?
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176. [Laios] Delicious!
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177. Delicious!
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178. I thought it would taste like paint,
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179. but this is a real feast!
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180. [gulping]
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181. Um, can I have some more?
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182. [Laios] That was great.
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183. Man, I'm stuffed. [sighs]
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184. Okay, time to head back.
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185. Huh?
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186. [ominous music playing]
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187. [Laios] Hey, it's that same elf.
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188. [gasps]
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189. - What are you doing here, outsider?
- [Laios] Uh-oh!
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190. I remember.
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191. You were there when the prince was born
and his wedding.
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192. What do you want?
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193. Are you after the throne?
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194. [Laios whimpers]
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195. [elf] I will burn your flesh to ash!
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196. - [grunts]
- [all grunting]
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197. - Too close.
- Huh?
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198. [sighs]
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199. What happened this time? You get to eat?
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200. I was at a table
with a huge feast in front of me.
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201. I ate as much as I could
and got up to leave,
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202. then someone noticed I didn't belong there
and grabbed my collar.
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203. {\an8}He was so pissed at me.
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204. {\an8}You did crash his party.
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205. {\an8}I was so scared.
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206. Uh?
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207. How could I be hungry again
after eating all that food?
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208. {\an8}Oh, damn!
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209. {\an8}I had the best meal
and none of it came back with me!
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210. See?
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211. - Told you it was a dumb idea, dummy!
- Ow!
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212. [Chilchuck] Thanks for wasting our time!
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213. I mean, maybe,
but the food did taste good.
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214. I guess this is the kitchen?
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215. [Laios] There's water in the next room,
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216. so this should be a good enough place
to set up camp.
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217. [Senshi] We could've reached
the fourth floor by now
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218. if you weren't goofing off
in those damn paintings.
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219. Mm?
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220. [Chilchuck] My gut's telling me
that's a Mimic.
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221. [Laios] The fourth floor...
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222. [Chilchuck]
That chest definitely wasn't there before.
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223. It's in a perfect spot to get attention.
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224. Not too hidden, not too obvious.
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225. {\an8}The kind of spot
those bastards love to ambush you from.
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226. {\an8}Well, guys,
how about we get some sleep here?
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227. {\an8}- [Marcille] Okay.
- [Senshi] Got it.
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228. {\an8}- Chilchuck? Sound good?
- Huh?
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229. {\an8}[Chilchuck] Uh, sure.
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230. Better not tell them about the Mimic.
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231. I know Laios and Senshi
would want to eat it.
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232. Which means I'll have to open the chest.
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233. No, thanks.
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234. {\an8}Mimics...
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235. {\an8}Over the years, those bastards
caused me nothing but grief!
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236. Oh, good.
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237. It's not locked and there's no trap!
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238. [chuckles, yelps]
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239. I had to pick the lock on this one
so it can't be a Mimic!
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240. [gasps, screams]
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241. [laughs]
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242. If I open it from here, it can't grab me!
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243. [gasps]
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244. Crap! I forgot there's another trap!
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245. [loud explosion]
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246. [Chilchuck] Damn Mimics!
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247. [Marcille] Are you okay?
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248. - What?
- [Marcille] You're all quiet.
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249. Is something bothering you?
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250. Me? Uh-uh.
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251. I bet he's tired.
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252. I say we let the kid sleep
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253. and one of us
can take his turn keeping watch.
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254. [Chilchuck]
For the last time, I'm not a kid!
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255. {\an8}How old are you then?
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256. None of your business.
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257. Oh, jeez. Why are you always so secretive?
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258. You never told us your age
or where you're from.
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259. I'd like to keep my work
and personal life separate.
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260. {\an8}[in sing-song tone]
If that's what you want,
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261. but one day, you'll regret it.
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262. {\an8}- [Chilchuck in normal tone] Whatever.
- You grumpity old grump.
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263. [stomach grumbles]
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264. [Chilchuck] My stomach's gone soft on me.
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265. I used to be able
to go two days without eating.
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266. I need more water.
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267. Hey, clumsy head.
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268. [Marcille groans]
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269. [Chilchuck] I'm gonna go get some water.
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270. Wait up, I'll go with you.
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271. Nah. I'll be all right.
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272. Okay, but watch your back.
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273. [Chilchuck] It's in the next room.
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274. [water trickling]
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275. Uh?
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276. [Chilchuck] A Coin Insect.
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277. Maybe there's a nest around here.
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278. If I find a few more, I'll have a meal.
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279. I'm not as hardcore as Laios,
but Coin Insects are good.
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280. They're copycats, like those damn Mimics,
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281. just cuter.
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282. Wait!
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283. Don't go in there, the Mimic's hiding...
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284. [clangs]
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285. [gasps]
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286. Oh, great.
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287. I forgot the weight
of this waterskin made me heavier.
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288. There should be a lever around here.
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289. And I can't reach it.
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290. {\an8}Should I yell for help?
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291. {\an8}Better not,
the sound might draw other monsters,
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292. {\an8}putting everyone in danger.
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293. {\an8}No worries.
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294. {\an8}Marcille will notice I didn't come back
and come looking.
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295. What am I saying?
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296. Knowing her, she went right back to sleep!
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297. Take a breath!
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298. Opening doors is my specialty.
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299. I can do this. No sweat!
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300. I need to find the mechanism
to open the door.
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301. I'll be fine
if I stay away from the Mimic.
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302. I don't hear
any ticking noises behind the wall,
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303. so there's no time limit.
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304. I can tell there are switches on the walls
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305. which probably make spears
shoot up from the floor.
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306. If I push them in the wrong order,
I'm done for.
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307. I bet the words on this plate
are my key to getting out of here.
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308. If only I could read
this ancient language.
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309. Marcille could, but she ain't here.
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310. I feel like I've seen
this kind of writing before.
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311. Never mind, better go over what I know.
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312. There's three switches
in the corners of the room.
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313. Why three?
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314. And in what order do I have to push them?
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315. [gasps]
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316. There's another switch on the wall
by the Mimic!
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317. I'm gonna have to deal
with that rotten thing after all!
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318. [grunts]
Maybe there's a hint somewhere.
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319. I should be so lucky.
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320. If I hit the switches randomly,
I'll get skewered.
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321. I'm tiny, so maybe I can avoid them.
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322. Nope, too risky.
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323. Ugh, I have no idea
what I'm supposed to do!
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324. [sighs]
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325. {\an8}Guess all I can do
is wait till the others...
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326. wake?
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327. [gasps]
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328. Golly!
[yelps]
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329. [groans]
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330. Oh, crap!
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331. [clangs]
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332. [groans]
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333. [groans] Do close calls get any closer?
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334. [suspenseful music playing]
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335. Damn, these things are tough!
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336. [gasps, pants]
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337. [Laios] When you flip a Mimic over,
the way it struggles is cute.
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338. With its belly up,
you can see if it's a boy or a girl.
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339. [Chilchuck grunts] I don't wanna hear
his stupid trivia before I die!
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340. Besides, how can I flip it over?
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341. There's no way!
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342. [grunts]
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343. Here goes nothing!
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344. - [clangs]
- [groans]
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345. [thuds]
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346. - [panting]
- [spears rattling, squeaking]
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347. Damn Mimic.
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348. Hopefully, the others heard me and...
[yelps]
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349. Huh?
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350. You were empty this whole time?
You son of a...
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351. Wait.
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352. These letters.
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353. They're the same ones
as the one on the plate.
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354. I know what these mean,
so I can figure out...
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355. - [rattling]
- Ah!
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356. Oh, crap!
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357. - [Chilchuck] "The sun shall rise...
- East!
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358. - ...the moon shall set...
- And West!
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359. - ...the stars shall brightly shine...
- North!
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360. Whoa! The South is next!
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361. [Chilchuck] And the winds of fortune
shall blow your way forever!"
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362. [clangs]
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363. Got it!
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364. Ah! [pants]
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365. [grunts]
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366. [rattling]
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367. [groans] Come on!
Chilchuck hasn't come back yet!
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368. - [screams]
- Uh?
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369. [Marcille] Chil... Chilchuck!
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370. He's dead. It's my fault.
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371. {\an8}I'm still alive, dummy.
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372. [Senshi] Ooh, boy.
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373. [Laios] Chilchuck, you bagged a Mimic!
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374. Nice going!
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375. Thank you.
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376. What a fine specimen it is.
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377. [Senshi] I never cooked
one of these before.
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378. Can't be too hard.
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379. [blows raspberry] How do you
even know it's safe to eat?
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380. Don't you worry about that.
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381. The book here says they aren't poisonous.
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382. But they may have poison in them,
depending on their diet.
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383. So without its digestive tract,
it'll be okay for us to eat.
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384. There is nothing okay
about anything you said.
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385. Don't waste your breath, Marcille.
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386. They're gonna cook it,
no matter what you say.
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387. {\an8}Let them. I don't care,
'cause there's no way I'm gonna eat it!
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388. [growls]
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389. [water sizzling]
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390. [Senshi]
First, we'll boil a big pot of water.
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391. Then, add some salt.
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392. Stick the Mimic in and pop the lid on.
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393. Then, wait.
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394. [Laios groaning in hunger]
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395. [continues groaning]
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396. Hmm?
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397. [all] Huh?
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398. - Should be boiled enough.
- [all gasp]
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399. {\an8}[Senshi] It's ready!
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400. {\an8}BOILED MIMIC
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401. [Laios grunts]
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402. Ugh. It's so hard
to get the meat out of it.
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403. - Try using the other end of that.
- Uh?
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404. No good. Just pushed the meat in further.
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405. [Senshi] Wait.
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406. Chilchuck? Do you mind
if I borrow your thingies?
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407. Thingies?
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408. Those doohickeys you always use.
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409. Your picking tools.
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410. [echoing] Picking tools. Picking tools.
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411. [shudders]
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412. Are you crazy? No!
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413. {\an8}[Senshi] Don't worry,
a quick boil should sterilize them.
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414. [whimpering]
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415. I'm not worried about that! [grunts]
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416. [grunts] No, don't!
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417. [whimpers]
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418. [light music playing]
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419. That's easy.
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420. EASY TO SCOOP
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421. [Laios] Here.
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422. [Chilchuck in soft voice]
It's really good.
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423. [chuckles]
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424. [Laios] Yeah,
this Mimic sure is delicious.
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425. I wonder how the meat from the body
and the leg taste together.
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426. Pretty dang awful.
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427. [Laios] Yeah, I heard
the crustacean's midgut was icky.
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428. Mm.
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429. If you knew the Mimic was in there,
why didn't you tell us?
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430. {\an8}I've had nothing
but bad experiences with them.
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431. {\an8}The last thing I wanted to do
was have to deal with another one.
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432. Anyway, I made a lot of bad decisions.
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433. The first was panicking,
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434. 'cause I thought it would eat
the Treasure Insect.
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435. But Mimics don't eat Treasure Insects.
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436. [Chilchuck] Huh?
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437. [Laios] Yeah. Treasure Insects eat Mimics.
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438. When it finds a Mimic,
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439. it crawls through an opening in the chest
and lays its eggs.
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440. Then, when the eggs hatch,
the larvae eat the Mimic.
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441. When they mature, they look like treasure.
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442. Someone comes along,
picks them up, and boom,
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443. they're free to find more Mimics.
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444. {\an8}I hate that you know that.
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445. {\an8}And stop coddling me! I'm not a kid!
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446. Tell me how old you are
and I'll never do it again.
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447. What happened to you today
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448. happened 'cause you insist
on being secretive.
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449. So, come on now,
and tell me how old you are!
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450. Fine.
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451. Oh?
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452. I'm turning 29 this year.
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453. {\an8}Ah, you're just a kid after all.
I knew it.
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454. {\an8}[Senshi] And I thought
you were way older than that.
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455. Okay, then, how old are you guys?
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456. Everyone's a kid
to you races with long lives!
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457. What's your problem?
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458. Should I call you... "sir"?
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459. No! Just call me by my name!
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460. [narrator]
Today's meal was another monster,
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461. but tomorrow, they might be the meal.
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462. Ah, dungeon food.
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463. Delicious in dungeon.
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464. - [clangs]
- [Chilchuck] Uh?
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465. [closing theme music playing]
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