Death Parade 1x1

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A young couple, Takashi and Machiko, arrive in the bar Quindecim without any recollection of how they got there. The bartender tells them they cannot leave until they first finish playing a game, one in which their lives will be at stake.

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1. Machiko!

2. Honey! Where are we?

3. I don't know. I don't remember anything.

4. Huh? You, too?

5. Then, you don't, either?

6. Come on in.

7. Welcome to Quindecim.

8. Shake up your wishful-thinking fantasies,

9. stir up your reality, and let your individuality shine

10. That's one more down from your armful of problems

11. From top to tail, it's our life's entertainment

12. The future that's unfurled isn't dead yet

13. Kick off from the ground and soar even higher

14. Everybody put your hands up

15. Now we're flyin', be your own wings

16. I'd like to see you get carried away

17. We're still growing, off into a new world

18. Everybody put your hands up

19. Now we're flyin', keep that imagery

20. I'm sure you can be who you want to be

21. Find yourself, you're the one, up on the big stage

22. (Flyin') There among all your (Flyin') forgotten memories,

23. listen to the pounding of your heart once again

24. Allow me to formally introduce myself.

25. I am your bartender, Decim.

26. Hi.

27. Now then, if you will indulge me,

28. I must ask you a question.

29. Do you remember anything just before you came here?

30. No, I don't remember.

31. I think...

32. we were on our honeymoon trip, though.

33. You're right.

34. I remember that much, as well.

35. Very good.

36. Thank you very much.

37. Never mind us—what is this place?

38. I am now about to explain to you what your circumstances are.

39. I ask that you please pay close attention.

40. First of all, I cannot answer the question

41. of where you are.

42. We will now have you play a game.

43. Huh? A game?

44. We will have you choose the type of game by roulette.

45. We will have you stake your lives on the game.

46. J-Just a minute!

47. Until the game is over, you cannot leave this bar.

48. Huh?

49. Machiko, don't have anything to do with him.

50. Let's go.

51. R-Right.

52. The poor guy.

53. He's off his rocker.

54. Huh?

55. The bathroom's in here.

56. Damn.

57. Where's the exit?

58. You cannot leave the bar until after the game.

59. And if I say we're not playing your game?

60. I would not recommend that.

61. W-What's that?

62. Honey, are those...?

63. What are those?

64. Could they be bodies?

65. All that I can say to you

66. is that we would like you to stake your lives

67. and play the game.

68. What is the deal with this guy?

69. If I could have you press this button, the roulette will start,

70. and the game will be chosen.

71. Honey...

72. Let's just do what he says for now.

73. There's no telling what he might do if we go against him.

74. You're right.

75. "Darts"

76. The rules are simple.

77. You will throw each of the darts in front of you by turns,

78. until one of you is down to zero points.

79. Or, if you happen to run out of darts first,

80. whoever has the score closest to zero will be the winner.

81. You each have seven darts.

82. Please throw them from behind the throw line below.

83. The outer area is the double ring,

84. and the inner one is the triple ring.

85. A single bull is worth 25 points,

86. while a double is worth 50.

87. The targets have regions of the body inscribed on them,

88. and they are linked to your nerves.

89. What was that?

90. Did you say linked?

91. Yes. If pierced by a dart, you will feel pain.

92. We'll what?

93. The higher the score is, the greater the pain will be.

94. Y-You can't mean it.

95. I...

96. Take it easy.

97. Obviously, that can't be true.

98. Let's just pretend to play along for now.

99. But...

100. If it comes to it,

101. I'll do something or other.

102. Honey...

103. Very well then, let's begin the game.

104. "Death Seven Darts"

105. Linked, he says.

106. There's no way they can do that.

107. Machiko!

108. That's not possible!

109. Then again, it might be all in my head.

110. I just had a little twinge of pain.

111. It doesn't hurt anymore.

112. Thank you. I'm fine.

113. But...

114. Honey, calm down.

115. I'll give it a try now.

116. Honey!

117. Does it really hurt?

118. There's no doubt about it!

119. How can they be doing this?

120. Did something stick me?

121. No, it didn't.

122. Honey!

123. You wait there!

124. You can't try to fool me!

125. I'm a doctor!

126. There's no sign of any surgery.

127. What have you done to us?

128. Nothing in particular.

129. Then what is this pain?

130. I said upfront...

131. that this is a game with your lives at stake.

132. If you wish to avoid the pain,

133. you do not have to hit the target.

134. What?

135. If you miss with all of your darts,

136. the game will soon be over.

137. Oh, yeah.

138. We can do that, can we?

139. However, Ms. Machiko will end up being the winner.

140. I'd lose?

141. Honey, what's going on?

142. Takashi?

143. Hmm? Oh...

144. Apparently, we have to keep playing the game.

145. But he gave me a fantastic tip.

146. We just have to keep missing.

147. Then, it will be over in a hurry.

148. We can do that?

149. Yeah.

150. But if we do, then you'll lose, honey.

151. That's nothing for you to worry about, Machiko.

152. That's right.

153. It doesn't matter who wins and loses.

154. I still have Machiko.

155. What's the matter?

156. It's your turn.

157. Oh, right.

158. Sorry.

159. Oh, no!

160. I'm sorry, Machiko!

161. My hand slipped!

162. I-It's all right, honey.

163. Thanks.

164. My eyes!

165. My eyes!

166. I'm so sorry, honey!

167. Are you okay?

168. And in the double, of all places!

169. I didn't do it on purpose! Honest!

170. I'm so sorry, honey.

171. I'm so sorry.

172. Honey, forgive me...

173. Please don't!

174. Please, at least...

175. not in the belly.

176. Your child...

177. What?

178. Really?

179. Yes.

180. Come to think of it...

181. you've been out of sorts lately.

182. Yes.

183. How many weeks?

184. It's been ten weeks.

185. Why didn't you say something?

186. I was planning to surprise you during our trip.

187. I still haven't told anyone.

188. I wanted you to be the first to know.

189. Oh, yeah?

190. Thank you, Machiko.

191. You should avoid any strenuous movement.

192. Right.

193. I'm sorry.

194. At last, I'm going to be a father.

195. How mean...

196. It wasn't on purpose.

197. It was so!

198. What if something happens to the baby?

199. Hmph!

200. W-What?

201. I can't believe I let myself forget something so important.

202. What, exactly?

203. Why don't you ask yourself?

204. That was a nice ceremony, huh?

205. Mm-hmm.

206. I have to say, though, Matchy really does play to win.

207. Yeah, that's the truth.

208. Matchy?

209. —But now that you mention it,

210. —Do they mean Machiko?

211. she's always been a smooth operator, huh?

212. I hear her husband is a doctor.

213. I'm so freaking jealous!

214. Her main man is handsome, too!

215. I heard every word they said.

216. Your friends have no class, do they?

217. What are you talking about?

218. Imagine, finding out on my wedding day

219. that my wife is having an affair!

220. I don't know anything about that!

221. Even so, I couldn't bring myself to stop the ceremonies.

222. I tried again and again to pretend I hadn't heard them.

223. You're wrong.

224. No, you're wrong!

225. I was so in love with you!

226. And I love you!

227. You've got it all wrong!

228. Don't lie to me!

229. I'm not lying!

230. It's the truth!

231. It's all over now.

232. Tell me something...

233. What is it?

234. There's a rule you still haven't told us, isn't there?

235. That one isn't yours.

236. You're right. But when the rules were explained,

237. the targets were never specified.

238. Isn't that so?

239. You are correct.

240. As long as it hits a target,

241. the points are scored.

242. This was predicated on us taking from each other from the get-go.

243. Seven darts were never enough.

244. That is the final dart,

245. so whosever board is scored on will be the winner.

246. What happens if you lose the game?

247. I am terribly sorry, but I cannot answer that.

248. You heard him.

249. Well then, why don't we show Play-to-Win Matchy the taste of defeat?

250. You've never lost, have you?

251. Matchy...?

252. That's your nickname, isn't it?

253. Do you remember

254. when I said there was a friend at our wedding I hadn't seen in years?

255. Hmm?

256. Machida Yuki.

257. Back in high school, she hated her name.

258. She said it sounded too masculine.

259. W-What are you saying?

260. That's why we gave her the nickname "Matchy."

261. You what?

262. She had married a doctor several years ago,

263. but fretted that she couldn't break it off with an old boyfriend.

264. Y-You're kidding...

265. Are you saying I'm making this up, too?

266. I have to say, though, Matchy really does play to win.

267. I hear her husband is a doctor.

268. I-It can't be...

269. Then, you mean...

270. the baby is...

271. I never lied to you from the start.

272. Machiko!

273. Wait just a minute!

274. Oh, this was—

275. Just stop, already!

276. I'll show you!

277. Wait!

278. It can't be...

279. Congratulations.

280. Ms. Machiko is the winner.

281. The game is hereby at an end.

282. Both of you, please move over this way.

283. Just a minute!

284. Please, wait just a minute! Just one more!

285. It's no use!

286. What?

287. None of this...

288. is any use now.

289. Machiko...

290. Tell me, we're...

291. dead now, right?

292. Huh?

293. Yes.

294. The two of you have already passed on.

295. Following their deaths,

296. people are sent either to Heaven or to Hell.

297. Quindecim exists for the purpose of that ruling.

298. There is also the provision that only those pairs

299. who die at the same moment are invited to come here.

300. I am terribly sorry for not having told you earlier.

301. Why don't you answer?

302. Huh?

303. I don't feel like talking.

304. Give me that!

305. I'll answer it!

306. Hey, stop that!

307. Look!

308. Watch where you're going!

309. We're dead?

310. How did this happen?

311. I just...

312. wanted to start a happy family...

313. I just wanted to protect us...

314. I killed my own child?

315. That's absurd!

316. Please help us!

317. You're God, aren't you?

318. I am simply an arbiter.

319. Please!

320. There's no way something this crazy can happen!

321. Shut up!

322. You can drop the transparent act already!

323. Act?

324. It's not my child!

325. Then, whose child do you think it is?

326. Someone else's, of course!

327. Takashi...

328. You're right about that.

329. You see...

330. there's someone else I love.

331. I mean, there'd have to be, right?

332. Who do you think would ever fall in love with you?

333. What are you, brain-damaged?

334. Obviously, I was after your money!

335. You... really were making all of it up?

336. Of course it was all a lie!

337. I mean, your child?

338. Why, you dirty bitch!

339. Damn it!

340. What is this?

341. The game is already over.

342. That doesn't matter now!

343. Let me out of this!

344. I am terribly sorry.

345. The ruling has already been decided.

346. Let me hit her!

347. Damn it, let me go!

348. I'm sorry.

349. Well, let's be off.

350. This way.

351. All right, off you go.

352. Nice job.

353. Thank you very much.

354. What did you think?

355. Hmm...

356. It was awful.

357. You'll soon get used to it.

358. Where did each of them end up going?

359. Takashi's soul was sent for reincarnation,

360. and Machiko's was sent into the void, right?

361. Yes.

362. I see...

363. Um...

364. There's something I'd like you to tell me.

365. Episode 2: "Death Reverse."

366. "Death Reverse"