1. Is that some sort
of a letter, Marshal?Copy !req
2. - Journal.
- Journal.Copy !req
3. Good.Copy !req
4. You know, I was goin'
to Deadwood, same as you.Copy !req
5. - Is that so?
- I had my plans about set.Copy !req
6. I only wish to Christ I could get
these past three days back.Copy !req
7. I can imagine.Copy !req
8. No law at all
in Deadwood,Copy !req
9. is that true?Copy !req
10. Being on Indian land.Copy !req
11. So then you
won't be a marshal?Copy !req
12. Taking goods there to open
a hardware business, me and my partner.Copy !req
13. If I'd have got there,
I'd have been prospectin'.Copy !req
14. Jesus Christ Almighty.
No law at all,Copy !req
15. gold you can scoop from the streams
with your bare hands,Copy !req
16. and I gotta go
and fuck myself upCopy !req
17. by supposedly stealing
Byron Samson's horse.Copy !req
18. It's poor damn timing
at the least.Copy !req
19. Thank you very much.Copy !req
20. You're welcome.Copy !req
21. I'm sorry as hell
about your shoulder.Copy !req
22. Flesh wound. Don't look like
it wants to infect.Copy !req
23. Well, never mind
flesh wounds, sir,Copy !req
24. when you are goin'
to meet your maker,Copy !req
25. you don't feature telling him that you
shot a marshal in the shoulderCopy !req
26. for only doing
his legally ordained job.Copy !req
27. He may have heard
worse stories.Copy !req
28. God? Well, if he ain't,
I'll tell him six or sevenCopy !req
29. just on people of my own
personal acquaintance.Copy !req
30. I'd like to suggest
an idea to you, sir,Copy !req
31. that I pray as
a Christian manCopy !req
32. you will entertain
on its own fuckin' merits.Copy !req
33. Does it involve
letting you go?Copy !req
34. I know two scores,
Mr. Bullock,Copy !req
35. that we could
make in transitCopy !req
36. without moving
20 feet off our path.Copy !req
37. People with cash on hand,Copy !req
38. and if once we hit DeadwoodCopy !req
39. and you didn't want to have
anything to do with me,Copy !req
40. we'd never speak again.Copy !req
41. We would meet as strangers
the rest of our fuckin' lives.Copy !req
42. Now...Copy !req
43. you tell me what
you think of that, sir.Copy !req
44. It don't appeal to me.Copy !req
45. Get the fuck out of here
for a moment, would you, sir?Copy !req
46. Byron Samson's
comin' for him.Copy !req
47. Sir, would you please
get the fuck outCopy !req
48. till we have finished
our previous conversation?Copy !req
49. - How many backing his play?
- A dozen, shit-faced.Copy !req
50. Samson caved in
Tommy Raymond's head atCopy !req
51. - the No-Name Frog. He went against it.
- What are you conversing at?Copy !req
52. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
53. Come out and talk
to us, Bullock!Copy !req
54. Now who is that?
That sounds like Byron Samson.Copy !req
55. - Yeah.
- What would he want?Copy !req
56. Now tell me what kind
of fuckin' luck I got.Copy !req
57. All you're doing stalling,
Bullock, is pissin' me off!Copy !req
58. 'Cause I guarantee you ain't
making it through in there till sun-up!Copy !req
59. So why don't you climb out
from behind your badge,Copy !req
60. and your big
brick building,Copy !req
61. and you bring
Clell Watson out hereCopy !req
62. so we can give him
what he fuckin' deserves!Copy !req
63. What have we got here?Copy !req
64. Whoa!Copy !req
65. It's a Jew on a wagon!Copy !req
66. Yeah, right out here
in the alley!Copy !req
67. I'm executing sentence now
and he's hangin' under color of law.Copy !req
68. You and your partner plan on making
Deadwood, Marshal,Copy !req
69. do not try for this scaffold.Copy !req
70. That's a deal,
you loud-mouthed cocksucker!Copy !req
71. You hear this?
Oh! Wait, this ain't right.Copy !req
72. My sister was comin'
in the morning.Copy !req
73. - What would you have her told?
- That's not enough of a drop.Copy !req
74. I'll strangle
for 20 minutes.Copy !req
75. I'll help you
with the drop.Copy !req
76. Get up and say what you'd
have your sister told.Copy !req
77. Do not tether that
rope off of that porch!Copy !req
78. Any more gunplay
gets answered.Copy !req
79. You called
the law in, Samson.Copy !req
80. You don't get to call it off
just 'cause you're liquored upCopy !req
81. and popular on payday.Copy !req
82. You don't tell us what to do
and what not to do,Copy !req
83. 'cause you're leaving
Montana anyways!Copy !req
84. Now do not jump off
of that stool, you cocksucker!Copy !req
85. Or what?
You'll kill me?Copy !req
86. You tell my sisterCopy !req
87. if my boy turns up,
raise him good.Copy !req
88. What else?Copy !req
89. Tell her
give him my boots.Copy !req
90. What else?Copy !req
91. Tell him his...Copy !req
92. daddy loved him.Copy !req
93. Tell him...Copy !req
94. he has
God's forgiveness.Copy !req
95. Anything else?Copy !req
96. You help me
with my fuckin' fall!Copy !req
97. Come ahead.Copy !req
98. Fuck you!Copy !req
99. Stay back!Copy !req
100. Move the fuck back,
while my partner...Copy !req
101. while my partner's taking
his sweet-ass timeCopy !req
102. writing whatever the fuck
he's writing over there!Copy !req
103. Who'll give his last words
to the sister?Copy !req
104. None of you
better fucking move!Copy !req
105. Shit!
I'll do it.Copy !req
106. Thank you.Copy !req
107. - Let's go.
- Hee.Copy !req
108. Move ahead!
Move out of the way!Copy !req
109. - Move!
- Jesus Christ, come on!Copy !req
110. - What's going on!
- Move it up there!Copy !req
111. Same damn wagon that
broke down yesterday, Bill!Copy !req
112. That's the hold up, huh?Copy !req
113. Same wagon and no damn room
to maneuver.Copy !req
114. Sounds like it's
tighter out thereCopy !req
115. than a bull's ass
in fly season.Copy !req
116. - How's your headache?
- Not bad.Copy !req
117. You want me
to canvass for whiskey?Copy !req
118. That's all right, Jane.Copy !req
119. Believe me, we're stuck here
a fucking while.Copy !req
120. I know your
canvassing techniques.Copy !req
121. I don't want any casualties
on my conscience.Copy !req
122. It's only
Wild Bill HickokCopy !req
123. you got stalled here
in the muck!Copy !req
124. You ignorant
fucking cunts!Copy !req
125. We're out here
the whole goddamn day?Copy !req
126. What a goddamn circus!Copy !req
127. Shit.Copy !req
128. - We've got no water!
- All right, friend.Copy !req
129. Let's go!Copy !req
130. Come on, now,
come on, now, come on.Copy !req
131. Chickens for sale!
$3.00 a pair.Copy !req
132. Get your chickens here.Copy !req
133. This lot rents
at 20 a day, Seth.Copy !req
134. - $20 a day.
- Tent only, no construction.Copy !req
135. Corner location.Copy !req
136. In advance, every morning,
to Mr. Swearengen at the Gem.Copy !req
137. - Where's the Gem?
- You'll find it.Copy !req
138. Everybody does.Copy !req
139. Eight ounces of gold
at $20 an ounce is 160Copy !req
140. plus $10 for a half-ounce
makes 170 total.Copy !req
141. Inform your dealers
and whores of my credit,Copy !req
142. and pour me
a goddamn drink!Copy !req
143. Honor and a pleasure,
my good man.Copy !req
144. 170 credit, Dan,
for Ellsworth.Copy !req
145. Yes, sir,
170 for Ellsworth.Copy !req
146. I'll let
everybody know.Copy !req
147. Lot four,
some hardware guys.Copy !req
148. First one today
with this hand.Copy !req
149. And pour me another,
my good man.Copy !req
150. Here comes another.Copy !req
151. - Lot four a stayer?
- Wagon loaded with goods.Copy !req
152. Now with that limey
damn accent of yours,Copy !req
153. are these rumors true that you're
descended from the British nobility?Copy !req
154. I'm descended from
all of them cocksuckers.Copy !req
155. Well here's to you,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
156. I'll tell you what,Copy !req
157. I may have fucked my life up
flatter than hammered shit,Copy !req
158. but I stand here
before you todayCopy !req
159. beholden to no
human cocksucker,Copy !req
160. and working a paying
fucking gold claim.Copy !req
161. And not the U.S. Government
saying I'm trespassing,Copy !req
162. or the savage fucking
red man himself,Copy !req
163. or any of these
limber dick cocksuckersCopy !req
164. passing themselves off as prospectors
had better try and stop me.Copy !req
165. They'd better not
try it in here.Copy !req
166. God damn it, Swearengen, I don't trust
you as far as I can throw you,Copy !req
167. but I enjoy
the way you lie.Copy !req
168. - Thank you, my good man.
- You're welcome,Copy !req
169. you conniving,
heavy-thumbed motherfucker!Copy !req
170. Watch out!Copy !req
171. That's her derringer.Copy !req
172. I warned you about
that loopy cunt!Copy !req
173. Keep your own tally!Copy !req
174. Oh, have no fear
on that score.Copy !req
175. I said not to beat on me!
I told him!Copy !req
176. Ticonderoga, New York,
Barnett Robinson...Copy !req
177. - You got any other guns?
- No, I don't got any more.Copy !req
178. Ticonderoga, New York,
Barnett Robinson...Copy !req
179. Ticonderoga, New York...
did you find it?Copy !req
180. Barnett Robinson.Copy !req
181. That's who to notify
if this thing goes wrong.Copy !req
182. Yeah, I've got it
right here.Copy !req
183. - How you doing, Trixie?
- I told him, don't beat on me, Doc!Copy !req
184. - No one asked for your version!
- Said I robbed himCopy !req
185. and he started beating on me.
And I didn't rob you!Copy !req
186. - I don't remember.
- I didn't, God damn it!Copy !req
187. Aw, she shot me
right in the head.Copy !req
188. D-don't put
your fingers in it.Copy !req
189. Oh yeah,
is it bad, Doc?Copy !req
190. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
191. Get the Chinaman!Copy !req
192. Sure would like to know
how he lasted for 20 minutes.Copy !req
193. Shot straight to the brain.Copy !req
194. So prospect in him
till Dan brings the Chinaman.Copy !req
195. Do you mind if I take him
to my place?Copy !req
196. Sure. Help the doc with this guy, bring
the Chinaman to the Doc's.Copy !req
197. I'll bring that
sled right in, Doc.Copy !req
198. Doc,
you drink free today.Copy !req
199. And I hope
any word of thisCopy !req
200. would keep the gun
out of the whore's hand.Copy !req
201. - That wouldn't come from me.
- Bastard did himself in.Copy !req
202. - Come here.
- I said to stop.Copy !req
203. Tell me in my office.Copy !req
204. Get the gimp
to clean this place up.Copy !req
205. Ugh, Doc!Copy !req
206. You know
there's somethingCopy !req
207. peculiar about
this man's cerebral setupCopy !req
208. or they can just
write off the forebrainCopy !req
209. as being the center
of thought and speech.Copy !req
210. Let's just get him
on the sled.Copy !req
211. Of course it...Copy !req
212. won't matter
to Mr. Wu's pigs.Copy !req
213. Whiskey.Copy !req
214. I've got an urge to see
that camp, Charlie.Copy !req
215. All right...Copy !req
216. - Can we leave you with the stock, Jane?
- Yeah.Copy !req
217. Bill and me are gonna
ride ahead into camp.Copy !req
218. I expect I'll be there
before sundown.Copy !req
219. Well, we'll know
where to find you.Copy !req
220. What in the hell
do you mean by that?Copy !req
221. That I enjoy
a fucking drink?Copy !req
222. I wasn't aware
that's outlawed.Copy !req
223. Thanks for looking
to the stock, Jane.Copy !req
224. Excuse my ill humor.Copy !req
225. Certain people wear
on my fucking nerves.Copy !req
226. She likes me better
than she likes you.Copy !req
227. I wish to hell I knew
what I ever didCopy !req
228. to get on that woman's
wrong side.Copy !req
229. - You know a back way into the camp?
- Whoa.Copy !req
230. We don't go
to the camp.Copy !req
231. We go home...
back to Minnesota.Copy !req
232. You probably
got the right idea.Copy !req
233. Jesus Christ Almighty,
move it!Copy !req
234. I can't get to my spot
until you finish!Copy !req
235. You got me circling my wagon
like a fly around shit.Copy !req
236. We're pretty near done.
We gotta long wait, same as you.Copy !req
237. This the first wagon
you ever fucking unloaded?Copy !req
238. Hold on to my horse,
I'll show you how to do it!Copy !req
239. We know what we're doing. Put your hat
back on and stick with your wagon.Copy !req
240. - And what if I don't?
- Stand there mouthing off and find out.Copy !req
241. Sir...Copy !req
242. I have a commode
for your inconvenience.Copy !req
243. - You think I'm gonna pay for that?
- No, that's free.Copy !req
244. From Star & Bullock Hardware,
open in Deadwood soon as we locate.Copy !req
245. Hurry up
and get finished!Copy !req
246. My father's last words
there in Vienna,Copy !req
247. before he passed away,Copy !req
248. was "Sol, lose a can
to buy the goddamned fool.Copy !req
249. You could slow it down
and sell 'em at retail."Copy !req
250. I gotta put a book together
of your old man's deathbed sayings.Copy !req
251. That was Wild Bill Hickok
just riding past us, Seth.Copy !req
252. I seen him in photographs.Copy !req
253. He lost his
stake gambling.Copy !req
254. He told me before
he passed out.Copy !req
255. He said he lost his stake
and he hadn't found no goldCopy !req
256. and he was going back East
after one last piece of pussy.Copy !req
257. None of that's
anything to me.Copy !req
258. He wakes back up,
starts in beating on me.Copy !req
259. Where's his stake,
where's all his money?Copy !req
260. You call Danny,
you call Johnny.Copy !req
261. Must've been me
who took it from him.Copy !req
262. You don't shoot nobody 'cause
that's bad for my businessCopy !req
263. and it's bad for
the camp's reputation.Copy !req
264. He beat the living shit
out of you, didn't he?Copy !req
265. Do what you
gotta do to me.Copy !req
266. Don't tell me
what to do.Copy !req
267. Either way this comes out,
we'll only have to do it once.Copy !req
268. What's it to be,
Trixie?Copy !req
269. I'll be good.Copy !req
270. All right now.Copy !req
271. We heard rumors
you might be coming,Copy !req
272. but you can't believe
every rumor.Copy !req
273. We heard you might be
coming from Cheyenne.Copy !req
274. - Here I am.
- If every rumor was trueCopy !req
275. we'd all have been
scalped now by the Sioux,Copy !req
276. or the government would've tossed us out
as treaty violators.Copy !req
277. - E.B. Farnum, how do you do?
- Charlie Utter.Copy !req
278. You got some mighty
clammy hands there, partner.Copy !req
279. Damp palms run
in my family.Copy !req
280. Here to prospect, Mr. Hickok,
or on other business?Copy !req
281. I'm here
to get a room.Copy !req
282. Could we get two?
We're worn out looking at each other.Copy !req
283. Separate rooms.Copy !req
284. I'll arrange that by tomorrow,
but today I can't fix it.Copy !req
285. Unless you
kill a guest.Copy !req
286. Wild Bill Hickok.Copy !req
287. Nothing can
ever be simple.Copy !req
288. He didn't speak of having
lawman ambitions, Al.Copy !req
289. Starting with Custer
getting himself massacred,Copy !req
290. it's been one thing
after another.Copy !req
291. Leaves the godless savage cocksucker
Sioux on the warpath...Copy !req
292. if that long-haired
loudmouth had held his end up,Copy !req
293. we could be operating
here in peace.Copy !req
294. The New York dude's
downstairs, Al.Copy !req
295. - Did he order whiskey?
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. Did he down it
or is he sipping at it?Copy !req
297. He's sipping.Copy !req
298. Why'd I even ask, huh?Copy !req
299. Go get Tim Driscoll.Copy !req
300. Make sure the dude
sees you leave.Copy !req
301. - What should I tell Tim?
- Tell him to get over here.Copy !req
302. Tell him he's drunk,
sorry for himself, give me five minutes,Copy !req
303. - then you come back, do your part.
- All right, Al.Copy !req
304. As far as Hickok, Al,Copy !req
305. if I'd have pushed him
any harder on his plans,Copy !req
306. I was afraid
he'd shoot me.Copy !req
307. - Go get Driscoll.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
308. Handmade!Copy !req
309. It's all handmade,
guaranteed.Copy !req
310. It ain't like something's
being foisted on 'emCopy !req
311. they'll be sorry
they bought come sun-up.Copy !req
312. - I know that.
- These are quality items.Copy !req
313. They meet
these folk's needs...Copy !req
314. offered at fair markup,
and we're announcing their availability.Copy !req
315. Brought through Indian country
figures into the markup.Copy !req
316. By us,
at personal peril.Copy !req
317. Let's go.Copy !req
318. Coming out with your fly down
might strike the wrong note.Copy !req
319. Come have a look, boys.Copy !req
320. Star & Bullock
Hardware and MercantileCopy !req
321. just opened for business.Copy !req
322. We got boots
to sell you.Copy !req
323. Knee-boots, $10!
Hip-boots, 15!Copy !req
324. We got picks,
pans and shovels.Copy !req
325. Picks at $12,
shovels at 10, and pans at 8!Copy !req
326. We got plaster cradles,
prospector's best friend.Copy !req
327. Perfected at
the Montana strikes!Copy !req
328. We got chamber-pots
to sell you.Copy !req
329. If you don't know
what one of those is,Copy !req
330. the man living next to you
will appreciate your finding out.Copy !req
331. I'll look at your
biggest size hip-boot.Copy !req
332. - Got 'em right here.
- We stand by our stock.Copy !req
333. Any item that don't do
what it's supposed toCopy !req
334. will be exchanged
for one that does.Copy !req
335. And we'll be here
for you to find us.Copy !req
336. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
337. The man said I might
get a prize.Copy !req
338. I paid 50¢
for this bar of soap,Copy !req
339. there's a $5 prize
in the wrapper.Copy !req
340. - Where'd you buy that soap at?
- Man standing right over there.Copy !req
341. Front your game
away from our tent.Copy !req
342. Cash prizes,
every night's case of soap.Copy !req
343. Hey, storekeep!Copy !req
344. Hold me some of those
large hip-boots till I get over thereCopy !req
345. - and I'll pay you $2 extra.
- Set prices, boys,Copy !req
346. and first come,
first to be served.Copy !req
347. We'll get you
squared away.Copy !req
348. No free feels
in this house.Copy !req
349. Brom Garret
of Manhattan,Copy !req
350. scourge of the Deadwood
faro tables.Copy !req
351. Don't think I
confuse two nightsCopy !req
352. holding good cards
with being a faro shark.Copy !req
353. Two here, Dan.Copy !req
354. You... you see
a finish to that?Copy !req
355. Did you hear
Bill Hickok's in town?Copy !req
356. Oh yes, I did.
Does that give you the vapors?Copy !req
357. Are you mad
about something, Al?Copy !req
358. I'm not mad
about nothing.Copy !req
359. All's I can tell you, things sort out
fast in Deadwood.Copy !req
360. I vouched for you with Tim Driscoll
two hours in here last nightCopy !req
361. when I gather you must have
been home in bed, sleeping.Copy !req
362. End result, Tim's just
about got his claim sold to E.B. Farnum.Copy !req
363. What? Where's
Driscoll now?Copy !req
364. He ain't here
so I'd assume at his hotel.Copy !req
365. - You told me he's here by 6:00.
- He ain't yet.Copy !req
366. Al, E.B. Farnum just saw me here
and headed for the door.Copy !req
367. I wouldn't know how
to interpret that.Copy !req
368. I was doing
the legwork, Al.Copy !req
369. I was doing
the due diligence.Copy !req
370. You tell me Driscoll's
got money troubles,Copy !req
371. and he's a motivated
seller, fair enough.Copy !req
372. But how did I know his
claim's not played out?Copy !req
373. - I had to do the legwork.
- I see, fair enough.Copy !req
374. - Oh that's what I had to ascertain.
- Did you do the legwork?Copy !req
375. Al.Copy !req
376. For God's sake,
close your fist.Copy !req
377. Cleaned up during the night
with five more just like itCopy !req
378. from Claim No. 9
above Discovery,Copy !req
379. panned
at the Driscoll claim.Copy !req
380. All I can say, Brom,
while you were out winning the battleCopy !req
381. I hope you didn't lose
the fucking war.Copy !req
382. Al.Copy !req
383. Who is that?Copy !req
384. Tim Driscoll...Copy !req
385. shit-faced.Copy !req
386. Let me handle
the play.Copy !req
387. Oh my God,
he is shit-faced.Copy !req
388. - Boys?
- Whiskeys.Copy !req
389. Two whiskeys.Copy !req
390. I'm... I'm respecting
your privacyCopy !req
391. not saying your name,
but I certainly recognize youCopy !req
392. and I'd like
to buy the round.Copy !req
393. - Charlie Utter.
- Tom Nuttall, Charlie.Copy !req
394. Tom.Copy !req
395. It's Bill Hickok.
I seen him kill Phil Coe in Abilene.Copy !req
396. Ahem, A.W. Merrick,
Mr. Hickok,Copy !req
397. of the...
"Deadwood Pioneer."Copy !req
398. - We're drinking whiskey.
- Certainly.Copy !req
399. Certainly.
Whiskeys here, Mr. Nuttall.Copy !req
400. I'm gonna say one thing
before anybody opens their mouth,Copy !req
401. and I won't say
no more on the subject,Copy !req
402. and I'll be through
for the fucking evening...Copy !req
403. I'm not impressed.Copy !req
404. So what brings you
to our camp, Mr. Hickok?Copy !req
405. May I tell my readers?Copy !req
406. Warrant out on me
in Cheyenne.Copy !req
407. Aw, get off
of that now, Bill.Copy !req
408. Well, I suppose
for a man like you,Copy !req
409. warrants are
a vocational hazard.Copy !req
410. Calling me
a professional vagrant.Copy !req
411. - The warrant was for vagrancy?
- He's kidding!Copy !req
412. Anyway, in this camp,
warrants don't count.Copy !req
413. I'm telling you he's
not impressed, all right?Copy !req
414. Now you may apply that
to whoever you feel may be my reference.Copy !req
415. And I intend to gut that son of a bitch
at poker whenever I get the chance.Copy !req
416. You run that game?
Can I buy 50 in chips?Copy !req
417. I do and you can.Copy !req
418. Just settle up
after you see how your luck runs.Copy !req
419. Feel like playing now, Bill, or you
wanna take in the rest of the camp?Copy !req
420. I feel like
playing now.Copy !req
421. Draw and five stud.Copy !req
422. Dealer calls the game.Copy !req
423. Sounds fair.
See you later, Charlie.Copy !req
424. All right, Bill.Copy !req
425. - You boys mind if I sit in?
- Not at all, have a seat.Copy !req
426. What a grand surprise.Copy !req
427. I never thought he'd live
long enough for me to meet him.Copy !req
428. I need another gun.Copy !req
429. What, in case
they beat on you?Copy !req
430. Never mind what for,
just take this and get me another gun.Copy !req
431. Go on, you can touch
my nipples if you want to.Copy !req
432. Now Mabel! Mabel!
Get your ass across that table!Copy !req
433. This dollar
is not for drink.Copy !req
434. - My name's Caroline.
- Well, you'll always be Mabel to me.Copy !req
435. Claim No. 9 above Discovery,
$14,000, yes or no?Copy !req
436. $14,000,
yes or no?Copy !req
437. All right, we'll
make it 14,000.Copy !req
438. Spit in your hand.Copy !req
439. Spit in your hand.Copy !req
440. - What's his fucking problem?
- Aw, nothing.Copy !req
441. Done, witnessed.Copy !req
442. - Am I too late?
- Mm.Copy !req
443. No, no, no, but you're
too late Farnum.Copy !req
444. I just sold to this goose-looking
fella for 14,000.Copy !req
445. - Will you take 16?
- No, thank you, but no.Copy !req
446. What a fucking
lying cunt you are.Copy !req
447. "12 and a half
thousand...Copy !req
448. that's every cent
I can get hold of, Mr. Driscoll.Copy !req
449. And more than
the claim is worth" you said.Copy !req
450. 16,000, that's 2,000 profit,
standing over a drink.Copy !req
451. I believe events will prove
that Claim No. 9 above DiscoveryCopy !req
452. was worth far more
than 16,000, Mr. Farnum.Copy !req
453. Unhand me, Al.Copy !req
454. Though, you know, of course,
I haven't actually seenCopy !req
455. - his fucking money yet.
- I'm discounting his banknote. Dan.Copy !req
456. There's $10,000.Copy !req
457. I'll weigh four
out of the other sack right now.Copy !req
458. Al's holding
a full faith letter of creditCopy !req
459. for $20,000 from
the Bank of New York.Copy !req
460. Full faith is one thing,
but until the moneyCopy !req
461. has actually passed hands between us,
the deal isn't done.Copy !req
462. - The deal is done.
- The deal isn't done.Copy !req
463. - The deal is done.
- We spat in our hands.Copy !req
464. What the fuck
would you know?Copy !req
465. I'll knock you into
the middle of next week.Copy !req
466. Now, would you offer me
the 16,000?Copy !req
467. I suppose, if you're open
to further offers.Copy !req
468. 16,500.Copy !req
469. - What the fuck did you just do?
- Will you close at 16.5?Copy !req
470. - You just reopened the fucking bidding.
- 17,000.Copy !req
471. 17,500,
I'll go no farther.Copy !req
472. - 18!
- 19!Copy !req
473. 19,800 and that's every cent
I can put together.Copy !req
474. 20,000.Copy !req
475. Damn it!
Damn it!Copy !req
476. 20 once.Copy !req
477. - 20 twice.
- I can't.Copy !req
478. It's over,
he's through.Copy !req
479. - Is it over?
- All right.Copy !req
480. 20,000 sold to the goose-looking man
in the shiny suit.Copy !req
481. - I got it, Al.
- Yes, you did.Copy !req
482. Comes to look for
a business opportunity,Copy !req
483. and sits there
losing at poker.Copy !req
484. Is he having a bad run?
I can't see that far.Copy !req
485. You'd have to see
back to Cheyenne.Copy !req
486. He lost his patience,Copy !req
487. stays in hands whether
he's holding cards or not.Copy !req
488. How's your crowd in here
tonight, anyway?Copy !req
489. Oh, it's all right.Copy !req
490. It's better than all right,
you could see that much.Copy !req
491. Bill Hickok's an asset to any saloon,
any joint he frequents.Copy !req
492. - You agree with me on that or not?
- You got a say in that?Copy !req
493. - As far as where he drinks and gambles?
- Suppose I did?Copy !req
494. 50 a night if he'll
frequent here exclusive.Copy !req
495. 50?Copy !req
496. What a sport
you turned out to be.Copy !req
497. - You quote a figure.
- Let's come to one understanding.Copy !req
498. Any figure I would've come up with,
part of that you give to himCopy !req
499. to gamble or piss away
however else he's gonna do it.Copy !req
500. That'd be the only part
he'd know about.Copy !req
501. I'd work with you.Copy !req
502. The rest you'd give to me
to hold in trust for his future.Copy !req
503. - Now that'd be your affair.
- Listen to me,Copy !req
504. that man's
recently married.Copy !req
505. He needs to put
a stake together.Copy !req
506. That's all
I'd be in this for.Copy !req
507. I'd work with you.Copy !req
508. Banish all headaches.Copy !req
509. Spit in your hand,
Alma!Copy !req
510. - What?
- Spit.Copy !req
511. I'm gonna
show you something.Copy !req
512. Promise you'll tell
my mother about this.Copy !req
513. I bought it.Copy !req
514. We own a gold claim.
This is how we sealed the deal.Copy !req
515. And then did everyone
dry their hands?Copy !req
516. Do you know who
I was bidding against?Copy !req
517. Farnum, who owns
this hotel.Copy !req
518. Oh and where was
your secret agent?Copy !req
519. Dan Dority?
He was tending bar.Copy !req
520. No one realized how Dan had helped me
wreck and order the claim.Copy !req
521. Now Swearengen...
runs the saloon...Copy !req
522. he was intermediary,
he brokered the deal.Copy !req
523. Driscoll, the seller,
legless with liquor.Copy !req
524. You will have a vivid
entry for an articleCopy !req
525. and I've told you
all the details.Copy !req
526. Yes, I've already
begun to imagine it.Copy !req
527. It was a near thing
till the end.Copy !req
528. I had to go all our 20,000
to turn Farnum away.Copy !req
529. Oh well.Copy !req
530. I'll have to write the bank
to renew my credit.Copy !req
531. Of course
they'll contact Father.Copy !req
532. Well...Copy !req
533. I expect
that's inevitable.Copy !req
534. Wild Bill Hickok
is here.Copy !req
535. I'm sure he's going
to prospect too.Copy !req
536. - How much do you want?
- Well, we agreed on 30%.Copy !req
537. - 30% of 20 would be six.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
538. So I want
the 6,000.Copy !req
539. What's 30% of 14,000?Copy !req
540. - What the fuck, Al?
- Who told you to take him to 20?Copy !req
541. Well, I could feel that
he had more in him.Copy !req
542. It was just a spontaneous
fucking feelingCopy !req
543. and I knew that
there was more to get.Copy !req
544. And you thought six more would be
the jackpot, take him from 14 to 20.Copy !req
545. Oh Jesus Christ, you know,
if you had further plans,Copy !req
546. I wish you'd have just
said something to me.Copy !req
547. Should I tell you
when I plan to take a shit tomorrowCopy !req
548. or would that be none
of your fucking business?Copy !req
549. So... 14,000.Copy !req
550. 30% of that's what...
what is that now... 4,200.Copy !req
551. What the fuck arrangement
do you suggest now?Copy !req
552. - What do you suggest?
- Oh Jesus Christ Almighty!Copy !req
553. You get in a mood like this and I just
as soon as not even discuss it.Copy !req
554. Look, let me just
have 500, you know,Copy !req
555. and we'll discuss the rest of it
some other fucking time.Copy !req
556. Cash or credit
at the tables?Copy !req
557. Fucking time of trial, the fucking
English in you comes out. Fine.Copy !req
558. I'll have the 500 at the fucking tables
then. Jesus Christ Almighty!Copy !req
559. - Are we holding markers?
- You're holding markers, all right.Copy !req
560. You've been holding markers against
my kind for the past several centuries,Copy !req
561. across both sides of the fucking water!
How the fuck do I know?Copy !req
562. Ask Dority,
he'll know better than me.Copy !req
563. Credit it against
the fucking markers,Copy !req
564. but just let me hold 20,
in fucking cash.Copy !req
565. - Tell Dan to give you 20.
- And a piece of fucking pussy.Copy !req
566. Tell Dan, then tell him
to come see me.Copy !req
567. And thanks for stepping in on the side
of right and fucking justice,Copy !req
568. you deaf dumb bastard!Copy !req
569. I tell you, Al, you could
have knocked me over with a featherCopy !req
570. when he took him to 20.Copy !req
571. Did you see me struggling
to stay on the path?Copy !req
572. My wife and children
are in Louisville, Kentucky.Copy !req
573. I'm saving
to bring them out.Copy !req
574. Days I dig on
the Foster's water ditchCopy !req
575. and nights I watch folk's goods
like I'm going to do for yours.Copy !req
576. Schedule like that seems like you'll
have 'em here in no time.Copy !req
577. Then sabbaths I preach Christ crucified
and raised from the dead.Copy !req
578. I'm from Etobicoke,
Ontario.Copy !req
579. - So you were born in Canada?
- I come to Montana when I was 17.Copy !req
580. - That's when I met up with Mr. Star.
- Is that so?Copy !req
581. I was born in Austria.Copy !req
582. Austria? Wonderful
where people come from.Copy !req
583. I was born in Austria and then
I grew up in Chillicothe, Ohio.Copy !req
584. And then you partnered
with Mr. Bullock in Montana?Copy !req
585. That's where
we partnered up.Copy !req
586. The Lord is
our final comfort,Copy !req
587. but it's a solace
having friends.Copy !req
588. I know that
from past experience.Copy !req
589. You sure sold up a storm
here tonight, didn't you?Copy !req
590. - We did all right.
- We'll be a few hours, Mr. Smith.Copy !req
591. We want to look
around the camp.Copy !req
592. I will watch your goods
as if they were my own.Copy !req
593. - Thank you, Mr. Smith.
- Thank you.Copy !req
594. Whoa.Copy !req
595. I seen a terrible
thing tonight.Copy !req
596. What'd you see?Copy !req
597. I seen white people
dead and scalped and...Copy !req
598. men, women, and children
with their arms and legs hacked off.Copy !req
599. Where? How many dead?Copy !req
600. Well, it was a whole family
on the road to Spearfish.Copy !req
601. Oh my God, it's them heathen
bloodthirsty savages!Copy !req
602. - How many was it died?
- It was the whole family, they was...Copy !req
603. hacked and mutilated.Copy !req
604. The parents,
two children.Copy !req
605. The Metz family
took the Spearfish roadCopy !req
606. going home to Minnesota.Copy !req
607. Then that was
probably them then.Copy !req
608. They had three children.
Were there three?Copy !req
609. There could've
been three 'cause...Copy !req
610. they was all hacked...
and spread around.Copy !req
611. Rest their souls.Copy !req
612. - Rest their souls.
- Yeah.Copy !req
613. You probably
need a drink.Copy !req
614. You called my bluff, Hickok.Copy !req
615. I was trying
to run one. Whoa!Copy !req
616. Wait on Mary.
I got a third eight under there.Copy !req
617. Three eights wins,
your pot.Copy !req
618. - Oh I absolutely did not realize that.
- Your chips.Copy !req
619. Here I am thinking I'm fucking
bluffing the third eight,Copy !req
620. and I mistakenly outdraw
the greatest gunfighter in the world.Copy !req
621. Meaning the third eight.Copy !req
622. - What?
- Saying you outdrew me.Copy !req
623. You meant
the third eight.Copy !req
624. Well, what else
would I have meant?Copy !req
625. Say it.Copy !req
626. Then we'll play cards.Copy !req
627. Third eight's
what I meant.Copy !req
628. - Deal.
- Ante's up, same again.Copy !req
629. Jesus Christ, can we
shake hands or something?Copy !req
630. Relieve the atmosphere?Copy !req
631. I mean, how stupid
do you think I am?Copy !req
632. I don't know.
I just met you.Copy !req
633. The paradox is the massacre
at Little Big HornCopy !req
634. signaled the Indians'
death throes, Mr. Utter.Copy !req
635. History has overtaken the treaty
which gave them this land.Copy !req
636. Well, the gold we found
has overtaken it.Copy !req
637. I believe within a yearCopy !req
638. Congress will rescind
the Fort Laramie Treaty,Copy !req
639. Deadwood and these hills
will be annexedCopy !req
640. to the Dakota Territory,
and we who have pursued our destinyCopy !req
641. outside law or statuteCopy !req
642. will be restored
to the bosom of the nation.Copy !req
643. And... that's
what I believe.Copy !req
644. - Does bosom mean tit?
- Same thing.Copy !req
645. Ain't nothing
against y'all fellas,Copy !req
646. but I'd as soon do my drinking
and getting a piece of ass.Copy !req
647. First you want people
to know about that family.Copy !req
648. Yeah, well, what harm is it
in me meeting my needsCopy !req
649. before I circulate
the news?Copy !req
650. What if the third
child is alive?Copy !req
651. You listen, mister,
it was a massacre.Copy !req
652. I'm the one who saw it.
And there ain't no one was alive.Copy !req
653. Did you see
the massacre or not?Copy !req
654. I told you I got there
afterwards.Copy !req
655. So by then, the child
could've got awayCopy !req
656. from where you saw
those other bodies?Copy !req
657. Or the child
could've been hidingCopy !req
658. and so afraid of
who you might be, it didn't call out.Copy !req
659. You listen to me, I ain't going back
out there again tonight,Copy !req
660. so you mind your own
goddamn business!Copy !req
661. You're saying a family
is massacred by IndiansCopy !req
662. on the road to Spearfish
and one child may still be aliveCopy !req
663. - and it's no one's concern...
- What's this about a massacre?Copy !req
664. Oh, for Christ's sake!
God damn it!Copy !req
665. I ain't going out there
again tonightCopy !req
666. after I just made camp with my scalp
by sheer dumb fucking luck!Copy !req
667. Ride out and show us
the place.Copy !req
668. I'll guarantee
your scalp.Copy !req
669. - You riding?
- Yeah.Copy !req
670. - We'll ride.
- May I ride?Copy !req
671. I'd be honored to ride,
infirmities permitting.Copy !req
672. Here we go.Copy !req
673. Wild Bill
fucking Hickok.Copy !req
674. You were a marshal
in Kansas?Copy !req
675. Yeah.Copy !req
676. - And you?
- Montana.Copy !req
677. - Come to your senses now?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
678. The fella's story on this
don't hold water.Copy !req
679. No, it don't.Copy !req
680. - What'd you give Driscoll?
- 20 bucks.Copy !req
681. Free poke with Wanda.Copy !req
682. - Half-smart mick that he is.
- Yeah.Copy !req
683. Tim really fucked up
with the dude, huh?Copy !req
684. I guess the dude's case money.
Dude only out here three days.Copy !req
685. How's the dude ask
his people back home for more?Copy !req
686. - They're liable to send the Pinkertons.
- So shut the dude down?Copy !req
687. You being
his secret best friend,Copy !req
688. he'll want you out prospecting
in the morning beside him.Copy !req
689. That claim needs
to pinch out.Copy !req
690. Oughtn't take but a couple days,
he ain't got much sand.Copy !req
691. Tim Driscoll
needs to be seen to.Copy !req
692. - No kidding now?
- No kidding.Copy !req
693. Well, not that
anybody asked,Copy !req
694. but I'd look to Trixie
for danger before I'd look to Tim.Copy !req
695. No kidding!Copy !req
696. Jimmy says the Sioux massacred a family
on the Spearfish road.Copy !req
697. A hand come into
Nuttall's No. 10Copy !req
698. - telling the story, Mr. Swearengen.
- Who was he?Copy !req
699. - I never seen him before.
- Can you get him over here?Copy !req
700. Is he still at Nuttall's?Copy !req
701. They're riding back out
to where it happened.Copy !req
702. Hickok and some others
were riding with him.Copy !req
703. Did the hand look happy
to be riding back out with Hickok?Copy !req
704. He didn't look
too happy.Copy !req
705. How many people downstairs
did you tell about this?Copy !req
706. - A few.
- A few?Copy !req
707. You let him tell a few people downstairs
before you bring this to me?Copy !req
708. Al, I brought him
as soon as I heard!Copy !req
709. How many people do you think the people
he talked to have talked to by now?Copy !req
710. I guarantee at this minute my entire
fucking action downstairs is fucked up!Copy !req
711. Nobody's drinking, nobody's gambling,
nobody's chasing tail.Copy !req
712. I have to deal
with that!Copy !req
713. You want $10
or a bottle of dope?Copy !req
714. Bottle of dope please,
Mr. Swearengen.Copy !req
715. - Give him a bottle of dope.
- Come on, I'll take care of you.Copy !req
716. He's got a lot
on his mind, Johnny.Copy !req
717. Quiet! Al's got words!Copy !req
718. I guess when it starts
pissing rain in here,Copy !req
719. you know
who to blame, huh?Copy !req
720. I know word's circulating,Copy !req
721. Indians killed a family
on the Spearfish road.Copy !req
722. Now it's not for me to tell anyone
in this camp what to do,Copy !req
723. much as I don't want more people
getting their throats cut,Copy !req
724. their scalps lifted,
or any other godless thingCopy !req
725. that these godless
bloodthirsty heathens do...Copy !req
726. or even if someone wants
to ride out in darkest night,Copy !req
727. but I will
tell you this:Copy !req
728. I'd use tonight
to get myself organized,Copy !req
729. ride out in the morning,
clear-headed,Copy !req
730. and starting
tomorrow morning,Copy !req
731. I will offer
a personal $50 bountyCopy !req
732. for every decapitated headCopy !req
733. of as many of these
godless heathen cocksuckersCopy !req
734. as anyone can bring in,
tomorrow, with no upper limit!Copy !req
735. That's all I say
on that subjectCopy !req
736. except next round's
on the house.Copy !req
737. And God rest the souls
of that poor family.Copy !req
738. Amen.Copy !req
739. And pussy's half-price
next 15 minutes.Copy !req
740. Okay, ladies,
let's go.Copy !req
741. She must have done some fancy fucking
to keep Al from killing her.Copy !req
742. Where's Bill Hickok?Copy !req
743. Where's Charlie Utter?Copy !req
744. Give me a drink!Copy !req
745. It's all right, Al, I know you got a lot
on your mind.Copy !req
746. That was one hell
of a good talk.Copy !req
747. Look, you got everybody
back at the tables,Copy !req
748. - doing what they do.
- Tell you the truth,Copy !req
749. for murdering people
on the road to SpearfishCopy !req
750. my money'd be on
Persimmon Phil.Copy !req
751. Make it look
like Indians.Copy !req
752. That is
his speciality.Copy !req
753. Is it true?Copy !req
754. Indians killing
white people?Copy !req
755. That's the sewer mouth
that follows Hickok around.Copy !req
756. Why are we
standing here?Copy !req
757. Riding out tomorrow,
daybreak.Copy !req
758. Oh, really?Copy !req
759. Tomorrow?Copy !req
760. What's your
fucking rush?Copy !req
761. I'm going now.Copy !req
762. Even without Bill.Copy !req
763. Even without Charlie.Copy !req
764. I know the road
to Spearfish.Copy !req
765. And I don't drink where
I'm the only fucking one with balls!Copy !req
766. Let her go.Copy !req
767. She ain't taking
any business with her.Copy !req
768. And don't forget
to kill Tim.Copy !req
769. Yah.Copy !req
770. Wah! Yah!Copy !req
771. Get to your room.Copy !req
772. You should be sleeping
on a goddamn pew.Copy !req
773. You in love?Copy !req
774. Wake up, friend.
Come on now.Copy !req
775. You know I don't intrude
on the affairs of others.Copy !req
776. Problem enough keeping
my own life straight.Copy !req
777. When something's not my affair,
I don't pretend it is.Copy !req
778. Contrariwise,Copy !req
779. if you feel like talking
about that headlight...Copy !req
780. I'll pay a dollar
a minute to hear you.Copy !req
781. Get anything off
your chest you feel like.Copy !req
782. What I got on my chestCopy !req
783. don't concern you,
Ellsworth.Copy !req
784. And fuck us all anyway
for the limber-dick cocksuckers we are.Copy !req
785. - What is it?
- Just hush, Tim.Copy !req
786. Doc! Get up!Copy !req
787. Doc!Copy !req
788. Doc!Copy !req
789. Doc! Wake up!Copy !req
790. Doc!Copy !req
791. Oh God...Copy !req
792. Wait for me,
God damn it!Copy !req
793. Just hold on
till I'm with you.Copy !req
794. She don't mean nothing, Doc,
she's just excitable.Copy !req
795. What kinda hand is
your friend with a gun?Copy !req
796. I don't feel
qualified to say.Copy !req
797. I guess I done my dutyCopy !req
798. and I was glad enough
to help.Copy !req
799. Stick around,Copy !req
800. see if she lives.Copy !req
801. Nah, I was...Copy !req
802. glad enough to have done my duty
and that little oneCopy !req
803. will be in my prayers.Copy !req
804. - Get down off your horse.
- Listen to me.Copy !req
805. I'm an innocent man,
it...Copy !req
806. it was them Indians,
God damn it!Copy !req
807. Too much ransacking,
and too many goods left behind.Copy !req
808. Someone was after money.Copy !req
809. God damn it, if I had something
to do with what happened,Copy !req
810. why'd I come
to this camp, huh?Copy !req
811. Maybe when it got
thick out there you ran.Copy !req
812. Maybe the others
was going to ground,Copy !req
813. but you had
to have pussy.Copy !req
814. And get
to a faro layout.Copy !req
815. I felt that way
sometimes after a kill.Copy !req
816. Get down off
your horse,Copy !req
817. or face
the consequences.Copy !req
818. Was that you or me,
Montana?Copy !req
819. My money'd
be on you.Copy !req
820. Yeah?Copy !req