1. I'VE NEVER
BELONGED TO A CLUB.Copy !req
2. I MEAN, I GET THEM,
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO BE IN THEM.Copy !req
3. LIKE BOOK CLUBS.Copy !req
4. "HEY,
CHECK OUT HOW SMART WE ARE.
WE CAN READ."Copy !req
5. SHUT UP, ALREADY.Copy !req
6. AND BICYCLE CLUBS.
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
7. ONE GUY IN A BAD OUTFIT,
YOU'RE A TOOL.Copy !req
8. FOUR GUYS
IN THE SAME GOOFY SHIRT,
SUDDENLY, YOU'RE THE SHIT?Copy !req
9. GIVE ME A BREAK.Copy !req
10. MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME
TO JOIN SOME CLUB AT SCHOOL,Copy !req
11. ANY CLUB AT ALL,
JUST PICK A CARD,Copy !req
12. BUT I DIDN'T,Copy !req
13. AND THEN A CLUB
FINALLY PICKED ME.Copy !req
14. I DON'T THINK THIS IS
WHAT MY PARENTS HAD IN MIND.Copy !req
15. DID YOU ROB A GRAVE
OR SOMETHING?
NO.Copy !req
16. I WAS COMBING THROUGH
SOMEBODY'S GARBAGECopy !req
17. LOOKING FOR THEIR
CREDIT CARD RECEIPTS.Copy !req
18. THAT'S TERIYAKI SAUCE.
HERE, SMELL.
NOT WHILE I'M EATING.Copy !req
19. WELL, YOUR FINGERNAILS
COULD USE A LITTLE SPA TIME.Copy !req
20. AW, THANKS.Copy !req
21. NOT WHILE I'M EATING.Copy !req
22. OH, BLOODY HELL.Copy !req
23. SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WOULD DO THAT
AT THE TABLE.Copy !req
24. I CAN'T WIN
WITH YOU PEOPLE,
CAN'T I?Copy !req
25. YOU'RE MOANING ABOUT
MY PERSONAL HYGIENE.Copy !req
26. YOU'RE GOING ON
ABOUT MY ETIQUETTE.Copy !req
27. I CAN'T FUCKING WIN.Copy !req
28. MASON, IF YOU WEREN'T
A REAPER, WHERE WOULD
YOU BE RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
29. DEAD.
BUT IF YOU WEREN'T DEAD.Copy !req
30. I'D BE DEAD.Copy !req
31. I'D BE BACK IN COLLEGE,
A SOPHOMORE.Copy !req
32. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU
GLAD YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
33. IT'S TOO EARLY
FOR THIS CRAP.
WE'RE MOVING.Copy !req
34. WE'VE ORDERED.Copy !req
35. THEY'LL FIGURE OUT.
THEY'RE
REALLY SMART HERE.Copy !req
36. LET'S GO.Copy !req
37. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?Copy !req
38. NOTHING, KIFFANY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
39. YOU'RE NOT ORDERING
BREAKFAST TODAY?Copy !req
40. NO, I'VE HAD BREAKFAST.Copy !req
41. WHERE DID YOU EAT?Copy !req
42. HUNGRY PETE'S,
JUST DOWN THE STREET.Copy !req
43. ESCAPE FROM ROUTINE,
IT IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.Copy !req
44. HOW WAS IT?Copy !req
45. AWFUL.
NEVER GOING BACK.Copy !req
46. A TICKET TO CANCUN,
FIRST CLASS?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?Copy !req
47. THERE'S A POST-IT ON IT,
DUMB ASS.Copy !req
48. IF YOU ARE PUTTING ME
ON A PLANE THAT'S GOING DOWN,
I SWEAR TO GOD—Copy !req
49. I CAN'T SWIM, RUBE.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.Copy !req
50. THERE'S ONE
POST-IT EACH.Copy !req
51. ODDS ARE THERE ARE
MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE
ON THAT PLANE.Copy !req
52. ODDS ARE IF
THE PLANE GOES DOWN,
EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
53. ODDS ARE THAT PLANE
AIN'T GOING DOWN.Copy !req
54. PRESIDENT OF THE MATH CLUB?Copy !req
55. JUST SMARTER
THAN MASON.Copy !req
56. REALLY?Copy !req
57. WELL, LOOK AT YOU...Copy !req
58. WHAT'S
THE MONTGOMERY CLUB?Copy !req
59. OLD-LINE COUNTRY CLUB,
BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSE,Copy !req
60. OLD MONEY, BIG MONEY.Copy !req
61. MONEY MONEY.Copy !req
62. DON'T GET LOST ON THE GREEN.Copy !req
63. SHE GETS A VIP REAP
LAST WEEK,Copy !req
64. AND THIS WEEK...
MONTGOMERY CLUB?Copy !req
65. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.Copy !req
66. WELL, THAT'S NOT MY CALL.Copy !req
67. HUMOR ME?Copy !req
68. GIVE YOURSELF
EXTRA TIME.Copy !req
69. SEE HOW THAT OTHER HALF LIVES.Copy !req
70. ISN'T THAT WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING?Copy !req
71. NOTHING FOR ME TODAY?
NO, NOTHING FOR YOU TODAY.Copy !req
72. WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
73. ME, I'VE GOT A
1019 WEST SLANE STREETCopy !req
74. OUTSIDE ROOM 216.Copy !req
75. SOUNDS LIKE A HOTEL.
MAYBE A MURDER.Copy !req
76. MAYBE.Copy !req
77. I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD
FOR A MURDER.Copy !req
78. HMM.Copy !req
79. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
80. THAT, MY DEAR,
IS THE VERY SAME ORGANIC
WHOLE GRAIN BANANA NUT BREADCopy !req
81. THAT WON ME A BLUE RIBBON
AT THE NEW MEXICO
STATE FAIR IN 1975.Copy !req
82. WHY WERE YOU
IN NEW MEXICO?Copy !req
83. I WAS MANAGING A LLAMA RANCH
OUTSIDE OF SANTA FE.Copy !req
84. IT SMELLS BAD.Copy !req
85. ARE YOU ALWAYS SO AFRAID
OF TRYING SOMETHING NEW?Copy !req
86. IF I THINK IT CAME OUT OF
A LLAMA'S BUTT.Copy !req
87. FINE.Copy !req
88. BE A CONFORMIST.
HAVE CAP'N CRUNCH.Copy !req
89. MOM NEVER TOLD ME
SHE LIVED ON A LLAMA RANCH.Copy !req
90. THAT'S BECAUSE
MOM NEVER DID.Copy !req
91. YOUR MOM WAS
IN THE SEVENTH GRADECopy !req
92. WHILE HER MOM
WAS 800 MILES AWAY
SPREADING HER WINGS.Copy !req
93. SANTA FE
WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
94. YOU AND YOUR SISTER
WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.Copy !req
95. I WANT TO GO.Copy !req
96. HONEY, MY LIFE IS
FILLED WITH STORIES.Copy !req
97. STORIES DON'T HAPPEN
TO PEOPLE
WHO JUST STAY INSIDE.Copy !req
98. REGGIE, GO GET READY
FOR SCHOOL.Copy !req
99. I WANT TO HEAR MORE STORIES.Copy !req
100. AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
101. DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER
ONCE DID TIME?Copy !req
102. YOU WERE IN JAIL?
MOM...Copy !req
103. DID YOU STEAL SOMETHING?Copy !req
104. I WAS IN JAIL
BECAUSE RICHARD NIXON
WAS A LIAR AND AN ASSHOLE.Copy !req
105. ALL RIGHT. REGGIE? NOW.Copy !req
106. THAT SO DOES NOT WORK
FOR ME.Copy !req
107. WHAT?Copy !req
108. I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOU
TELL STORY AFTER STORY
ABOUT YOUR SELFISHNESSCopy !req
109. AND THEN CALL IT
A LIFE PHILOSOPHY.Copy !req
110. I WAS A CONCERNED
AMERICAN CITIZEN.Copy !req
111. I WANTED
THE WHITE HOUSE
TO HEAR MY VOICE.Copy !req
112. I WAS 11.Copy !req
113. I WANTED A RIDE HOME
FROM SCHOOL.Copy !req
114. SO TELL ME, JOY,
DID YOU GET HOME
FROM SCHOOL THAT DAY?Copy !req
115. YOU CANNOT, IN FRONT
OF AN IMPRESSIONABLE CHILD,Copy !req
116. BRAG ABOUT GOING TO JAIL.Copy !req
117. SHE'S 12.
SHE CAN HANDLE IT.Copy !req
118. SHE'S 11,
AND THAT'S NOT YOUR CALL.Copy !req
119. SO ARE YOU PICKING ME UP
AFTER SCHOOL, GRANDMA?Copy !req
120. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
121. OKAY. BYE.Copy !req
122. WE'LL HAVE
AN ADVENTURE,
SOMETHING WEIRD.Copy !req
123. COOL.Copy !req
124. LITTLE GIRLS LOVE ADVENTURES.Copy !req
125. AT LEAST, MOST OF THEM DO.Copy !req
126. YOU RUN AWAY
YOUR WHOLE LIFE,Copy !req
127. AND THEN YOU PARADE IT
AROUND YOU
LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR.Copy !req
128. IT'S JUST BEYOND ME.Copy !req
129. I DON'T RUN AWAY.
I RUN TOWARDS.Copy !req
130. OH, PRETTY.Copy !req
131. WHY DON'T YOU
NEEDLE-POINT THAT ON
A PILLOW FOR ME, HUH?Copy !req
132. IT'S NOT MY THING.Copy !req
133. NO.Copy !req
134. YOU DON'T STICK AROUND
ANYWHERE LONG ENOUGHCopy !req
135. TO DO THAT KIND OF PROJECT,
DO YOU?Copy !req
136. I INVITED YOU TO ITALY.
YOU SAID NO.Copy !req
137. MOTHER, YOU DON'T INVITE
A FOURTH GRADER TO ITALY.Copy !req
138. YOU EITHER TAKE THEM
OR YOU DON'T.Copy !req
139. RIGHT? I MEAN,
MAKE A FUCKING CHOICE.Copy !req
140. I'M NOT THAT GIRL.Copy !req
141. NOT WHAT GIRL?Copy !req
142. THE GIRL
CLANCY IS SLEEPING WITH.Copy !req
143. STOP TAKING IT OUT ON ME.Copy !req
144. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
AWAY FROM YOU.Copy !req
145. I GUESS WHEN YOU WANT
TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
146. YOU JUST MAKE A BREAK FOR IT
AND HOPE NO ONE'S LOOKING.Copy !req
147. HEY, REGGIE.Copy !req
148. IMAGINE YOURSELF
ON THE ISLAND OF KOMODO,Copy !req
149. FACE TO FACE
WITH THE TERRIFYING DRAGON
THAT ROAMS ITS SHORES.Copy !req
150. THAT'S A KOMODO DRAGON?Copy !req
151. YEAH, I'M SHOWING
MY DRAGON TO SEVERAL
CLASSES THIS MORNING.Copy !req
152. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
BE MY ASSISTANT?Copy !req
153. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?Copy !req
154. JUST STAND THERE
AND LOOK PRETTY.Copy !req
155. CAN I TOUCH IT?Copy !req
156. DON'T BE ABSURD.Copy !req
157. THE KOMODO DRAGON
IS A DANGEROUS CARNIVORE.Copy !req
158. HE'LL EAT YOU
LIKE YOU'RE A PIECE
OF TURKEY BALONEY,Copy !req
159. WHICH,
IN CASE YOU'RE ALL CURIOUS,
IS HIS FAVORITE.Copy !req
160. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
FRODO.Copy !req
161. WHO?Copy !req
162. LIKE THE HOBBIT.Copy !req
163. HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD
FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS?Copy !req
164. SEVEN.Copy !req
165. I'M NOT GOING TO HURT HIM.
I JUST WANT TO PET HIM.Copy !req
166. FRODO HURTING YOU
IS THE MORE LIKELY SCENARIO.Copy !req
167. SO, REGGIE,
DO YOU WANT TO BE
MY ASSISTANT?Copy !req
168. MRS. BRODY SAID
I COULD PICK ANYBODY.Copy !req
169. SURE.
YES!Copy !req
170. GOLDILOCKS LIKES YOU.Copy !req
171. HIS NAME IS FRANCIS.Copy !req
172. PLEASE PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE.
THIS DENT HAPPENED
THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.Copy !req
173. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
174. I'M LOOKING FOR INFORMATIONCopy !req
175. ON THE INTRA-COUNTRY CLUB
WOMEN'S GOLF LEAGUE.Copy !req
176. WE DON'T HAVE
AN INTRA-COUNTRY CLUB
WOMEN'S GOLF LEAGUE.Copy !req
177. WHICH IS WHY I'M HERE,Copy !req
178. TO TALK TO SOMEONE
ABOUT GETTING ONE STARTED.Copy !req
179. MISS, THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB.Copy !req
180. I WAS TOLD TO ASK FOR A...Copy !req
181. T. HESBURGH?Copy !req
182. I'M VERY SORRY, MISS.
MEMBERS ONLY.Copy !req
183. WELL, HESBURGH
INVITED ME HERE,
AND NOW I'M HERE,Copy !req
184. SO IF YOU WANT
TO TURN ME AWAY,
THAT'S ON YOU, DEAR SIR,Copy !req
185. BUT HESBURGH WON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
186. HEADS COULD ROLL.Copy !req
187. ROLL.
SHE CAN SIT WITH ME.Copy !req
188. VERY GOOD, SIR.Copy !req
189. I... I KNOW
MR. HESBURGH.Copy !req
190. HE'S OUT
ON THE BACK NINE.Copy !req
191. YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT
IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
192. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
193. CUTE.
A LITTLE COUNTRY CLUBBY,
BUT CUTE.Copy !req
194. I'M TRIP.Copy !req
195. OF COURSE YOU ARE.Copy !req
196. I'M GEORGE.Copy !req
197. AS IN GEORGIA?Copy !req
198. GEORGE. THAT'S
A CUTE NICKNAME.Copy !req
199. IT'S NOT A NICKNAME...
TRIP.Copy !req
200. SO...Copy !req
201. WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE
MR. HESBURGH?
IT'S...Copy !req
202. PERSONAL.Copy !req
203. SINCE WE'RE PRETENDING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER,Copy !req
204. LET'S PRETEND
TO LIKE EACH OTHER, TOO.Copy !req
205. WELL, YOU SEE,
THE TRUTH IS, TRIP,Copy !req
206. I'M A PROCESS SERVER.
HE'S BEING SUED.Copy !req
207. BUMMER.Copy !req
208. I WORK FOR MR. HESBURGH.Copy !req
209. OH.Copy !req
210. MAYBE YOU'RE
A TROUBLEMAKER TOO.Copy !req
211. MAYBE I'D BETTER STEER CLEAR.Copy !req
212. OKAY, YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
213. CHILDREN.Copy !req
214. THIS ISN'T A HOTEL.
IT'S A SCHOOL.
I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
215. HI, BUDDY.
TELL ME, WHERE'S ROOM 216?Copy !req
216. GO FUCK YOURSELF.Copy !req
217. KIDS HAVE CHANGED, HUH?Copy !req
218. WELL, IT'S A SCHOOL,
SO THERE ARE NUMBERS
ON THE DOORS.Copy !req
219. I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
220. DON'T TALK TO ME
LIKE I'M A THIRD GRADER.Copy !req
221. LET'S GO, YOU'RE LATE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHIPPED.
COME ON. LET'S GO.Copy !req
222. YOU HAVE FUN, NOW.
OH, NO, NO, NO,
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.Copy !req
223. WHY?
'CAUSE YOU CAN TALK
TO THIRD GRADERS.Copy !req
224. THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE THE
ELECTRIC CHAIR TO YOU.Copy !req
225. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO YOU?Copy !req
226. WELL, I ACTUALLY WRITE
FOR HIS NEWSPAPER,Copy !req
227. SO I HAVE TO ASK
THE KEY QUESTION.Copy !req
228. WHY IS HE BEING SUED?Copy !req
229. THE PAPER LIBELLED SOMEONE.Copy !req
230. THEY DEFAMED
SOMEONE'S CHARACTER?Copy !req
231. THAT'S THE SAME
THING AS LIBEL.Copy !req
232. THE PAPER BOY
KEPT THROWING SOMEONE'S
PAPER IN THE BUSHES?Copy !req
233. THAT MUST BE IT.Copy !req
234. WELL, YOU SURE ARE
A PRETTY PROCESS SERVER.Copy !req
235. MAYBE I'M LYING.Copy !req
236. MAYBE I'M REALLY HERE
FOR SOME OTHER REASON.Copy !req
237. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
238. NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
239. EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE LYING
ABOUT WHY YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
240. RIGHT.Copy !req
241. IS YOUR NAME REALLY GEORGE?Copy !req
242. YES. YOU'RE TRIP?Copy !req
243. YES.Copy !req
244. IVY LEAGUE?
YALE. YOU?Copy !req
245. DROPOUT. SIBLINGS?Copy !req
246. SISTER. YOU?
SISTER.Copy !req
247. YOU LIVE ALONE?
NO.Copy !req
248. GUY?
ACTRESS.Copy !req
249. SUCCESSFUL?
NO. SO, YOU'RE RICH?Copy !req
250. TRUST FUND. YOU HAVE PETS?Copy !req
251. FROG.
FROG?Copy !req
252. FROG.Copy !req
253. AMPHIBIAN. INTERESTING.Copy !req
254. FAVORITE FOOD?Copy !req
255. WAFFLES. FAVORITE PLACE?Copy !req
256. RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
257. HERE.Copy !req
258. REALLY?Copy !req
259. YEAH.Copy !req
260. YOU LYING?
NO.Copy !req
261. MONEY OR FAME?
MONEY.Copy !req
262. MONEY OR IMMORTALITY?Copy !req
263. MONEY.Copy !req
264. MONEY OR LOVE?Copy !req
265. MONEY.Copy !req
266. LIAR.Copy !req
267. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
268. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
269. ARE YOU LYING?Copy !req
270. NOT ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
271. BREAKFAST OR DINNER?Copy !req
272. BRUNCH.Copy !req
273. THAT WAS AN INVITATION.Copy !req
274. OH.Copy !req
275. UM... DINNER, I GUESS.Copy !req
276. DINNER IT IS, THEN.Copy !req
277. OKAY, FRANCIS, ARE YOU
AND YOUR DRAGON ALL SET?Copy !req
278. YEAH, I THINK SO.Copy !req
279. AND REGGIE'S
YOUR ASSISTANT, RIGHT?
YEAH.Copy !req
280. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
281. ARE YOU
FROM MISS McDERMOTT'S CLASS?Copy !req
282. YEAH.
I'M CLASS MONITOR.Copy !req
283. OKAY, IT'S FINE.
FRANCIS, SINCE WE'VE GOT
THE KOMODO TO SHOW,Copy !req
284. I THINK WE SHOULD—Copy !req
285. JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
286. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
287. MR. PARKER,
CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK ON
THE COMMOTION IN THERE?Copy !req
288. THANK YOU.Copy !req
289. THAT'S MY GUY.Copy !req
290. THERE'S NO TEACHER IN THERE.Copy !req
291. IS ONE OF YOU
THE SECOND GRADE
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?Copy !req
292. YEAH, HE IS.Copy !req
293. WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT TO ME?Copy !req
294. I'M DEAD. I WANT
TO BE ENTERTAINED.Copy !req
295. WELL, YOU'RE LATE.
THEY'RE GOING TOTALLY A.D.D.Copy !req
296. YOU'D BETTER GET
IN THERE NOW.Copy !req
297. WHO'S THIS?Copy !req
298. SHE'S MY TEACHER'S—Copy !req
299. I'M HIS DAUGHTER.
MY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
300. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
301. SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
302. SHE'S SO PALE.Copy !req
303. PRACTICALLY A GHOST.Copy !req
304. RIGHT. WELL, JUST... GO.Copy !req
305. WAS THAT ENTERTAINING
ENOUGH FOR YOU?Copy !req
306. IT'S A START, DADDY.Copy !req
307. I COULD WEAR A DRESS.
WOULD THAT BE
ENTERTAINING?Copy !req
308. I'D ACTUALLY REALLY
LIKE TO SEE THAT.Copy !req
309. OH, WELL, MAYBE
WE'LL GO SHOPPING
AFTER THIS.Copy !req
310. THAT'D BE FUN,
WOULDN'T IT?Copy !req
311. I TOLD YOU TO USE
YOUR FUCKING SIRENSCopy !req
312. ON THE WAY OVER.
WE WERE NEARLY LA...Copy !req
313. WHAT THE...Copy !req
314. HI, GUYS. WELCOME TO
TRAVEL NATIONAL AIR, TNA.Copy !req
315. MY TICKET.Copy !req
316. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
317. NOW, CAN I GET YOU TWO
A COCKTAIL?Copy !req
318. OH... YES.Copy !req
319. I WOULD LIKE...
BASICALLY ANYTHINGCopy !req
320. WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE
WOODEN UMBRELLAS IN IT,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
321. NOTHING FOR ME, THANK YOU.Copy !req
322. DO THE DAMN REAP FIRST, MASON,
AND THEN GET HAMMERED.Copy !req
323. I AM A HIGH-
FUNCTIONING DRUNK.Copy !req
324. I AM GOING TO JOIN
THE MILE-HIGH CLUB TODAY.Copy !req
325. YOU'VE NEVER HAD
SEX ON A PLANE BEFORE?Copy !req
326. WHAT?Copy !req
327. IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
328. MM-HMM.
WHAT DID YOU THINK IT MEANT?Copy !req
329. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
330. NO, FOR REAL, TELL ME
WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT MEANT.Copy !req
331. ROXY, I'VE NEVER FLOWN BEFORE.
I'M A BIT NERVOUS, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
332. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY.
DRINK UP. BUCKLE UP...Copy !req
333. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.Copy !req
334. JUST MAKING THEM DRAW PICTURES
IS A COP-OUT.Copy !req
335. YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY
TEACH THEM SOMETHING.Copy !req
336. I'M NOT
THEIR TEACHER.Copy !req
337. YOU ARE TODAY.Copy !req
338. YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPACT
YOUNG PEOPLE'S LIVES,Copy !req
339. AND IT'S SLIPPING BY YOU.
IT'S A SHAME.Copy !req
340. HOW'S THIS?Copy !req
341. OH, IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD.
RULE OF THUMB—Copy !req
342. LIP LINER—Copy !req
343. YOU WANT TO SKETCH,
HONEY, NOT DRAW,Copy !req
344. SKETCH.Copy !req
345. THANKS A LOT, DAISY.
YEAH.Copy !req
346. HI.Copy !req
347. HI YOURSELF.Copy !req
348. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO TEACH US?Copy !req
349. DISCIPLINE.
RETURN TO YOUR SEAT.Copy !req
350. ALL RIGHT,
STOP DRAWING.Copy !req
351. I WANT YOU TO LOOK UP AT
THESE FOUR PICTURES UP HERE.Copy !req
352. WHAT DO ALL THESE THINGS
HAVE IN COMMON?Copy !req
353. YOU.
THEY CAN ALL SWIM.Copy !req
354. BATS DON'T SWIM.
ANYONE ELSE?Copy !req
355. THEY ALL... EAT MEAT?Copy !req
356. BEAVERS EAT PLANTS.Copy !req
357. ANYONE ELSE?Copy !req
358. ANYONE WHO MIGHT GET
INTO COLLEGE?Copy !req
359. AND I'M TALKING STATE SCHOOL.Copy !req
360. YES?Copy !req
361. THEY ALL DIE.Copy !req
362. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
363. SARA.Copy !req
364. THAT'S RIGHT, SARA,
THEY ALL DIE.Copy !req
365. EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE DIES.Copy !req
366. I'M KIDDING.Copy !req
367. I'M KIDDING.Copy !req
368. THEY'RE ALL MAMMALS.Copy !req
369. WHO CAN DESCRIBE
THE CHARACTERISTICS
OF A MAMMAL?Copy !req
370. YEAH?Copy !req
371. THEY CAN ALL FLY.Copy !req
372. JESUS, JESSIE, WORK WITH DAISY
ON YOUR LIP GLOSS.Copy !req
373. ANYBODY ELSE?Copy !req
374. MISS DAISY?Copy !req
375. ALL MAMMALS, LIKE PEOPLE,
ARE WARM-BLOODED.Copy !req
376. WELL, YES, THEY ARE.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MISS DAISY.Copy !req
377. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
378. KIDS ACTUALLY
LIKE YOU, RUBE.Copy !req
379. OH, I KNOW.Copy !req
380. IT'S BAFFLING, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
381. HI. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?Copy !req
382. PAYING BILLS.Copy !req
383. OH... OH.Copy !req
384. THIS WATER BILL
IS AWFULLY HIGH.Copy !req
385. YOU AND REGGIE
FLUSH EVERY TIME OUT?Copy !req
386. YOU KNOW, MOTHER, I'M LUCKY
IF I EVEN GET TO GO AT ALL.Copy !req
387. I'LL BET YOU AND REGGIE
FLUSH TWICE AS MUCH
AS YOU NEED TO.Copy !req
388. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?
PAYING BILLS IS HARD ENOUGH
WITHOUT THE PLAY-BY-PLAY.Copy !req
389. I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TRY
GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE.Copy !req
390. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
THINKING THAT ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
391. YOU'RE ALL STRAIGHT LINES
AND RIGHT ANGLES, JOY.Copy !req
392. IF YOU DON'T
LOOSEN UP,Copy !req
393. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HOLD
ANOTHER PENIS AGAIN.Copy !req
394. WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAY
FROM ME?Copy !req
395. WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY
MOMENTARILY,Copy !req
396. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
397. WE'RE JUST WAITING
FOR SOME LATE ARRIVALS.Copy !req
398. DID YOU BRING YOUR
SUNSCREEN, ROXY?Copy !req
399. I'M BLACK.
OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
400. BLACK PEOPLE TAN, YOU BOZO.Copy !req
401. I HAVE SPF 15
IF YOU WANT TO USE IT.Copy !req
402. CHAMPAGNE?Copy !req
403. AH, YES.Copy !req
404. UH, NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
405. MISSY, YOU LOOK
SO FAMILIAR TO ME.
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?Copy !req
406. BALABANIAN. IT'S ARMENIAN.Copy !req
407. OH, MY MISTAKE.
NICE BRACELET.Copy !req
408. OH, IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.Copy !req
409. WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
410. THANK YOU.Copy !req
411. I LOVE THAT ARMENIAN
CRAFTSMANSHIP.Copy !req
412. I WILL HAVE
THAT CHAMPAGNE NOW.Copy !req
413. OKAY.
GOOD FOR YOU, ROXY.Copy !req
414. FINALLY LETTING GO
AND RELAXING.Copy !req
415. THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.
WHAT IS?Copy !req
416. THAT PRETTY ARMENIAN GIRL
IS GOING TO DIECopy !req
417. LOOKING
LIKE AN IN-FLIGHT HOOKER.Copy !req
418. HMM, AT LEAST
SHE GOT TO SEE THE WORLD.Copy !req
419. LOOKING LIKE A HOOKER.Copy !req
420. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
421. THANK YOU.Copy !req
422. I SEEM TO HAVE
DROPPED MY TICKET
ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
423. I'M REALLY—
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
424. I JUST...Copy !req
425. THERE YOU GO, CLUMSY.Copy !req
426. AND AT LEAST
I GOT TO SEE THAT.Copy !req
427. YOU'RE TRAGIC.Copy !req
428. I SUPPOSE I AM.Copy !req
429. OKAY, EVERYONE,
SETTLE DOWN, PLEASE.Copy !req
430. WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
TO SHARE WITH YOU TODAY,Copy !req
431. A VERY SPECIAL REPORT
ON THE KOMODO DRAGON
BY FRANCIS BISCHETTI.Copy !req
432. "THE KOMODO DRAGON,
OR VARANUS KOMODOENSIS,"Copy !req
433. BY FRANCIS BISCHETTI.Copy !req
434. THE KOMODO
IS FOUND EXCLUSIVELYCopy !req
435. ON THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS
OF KOMODO,Copy !req
436. RINTJA, PADAR, GILI, AND MOTA.Copy !req
437. IT HUNTS BY AMBUSH
AND SEIZES WITH ITS JAWS.Copy !req
438. DRAGON KILLS JANITOR.Copy !req
439. POSSIBILITY.Copy !req
440. IT CAN BITE A MAN'S HAND
RIGHT OFF.Copy !req
441. THEY LIVE FREE IN THE WILD,
BEHOLDEN TO NO MAN.Copy !req
442. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
443. THAT'S US.Copy !req
444. WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS?Copy !req
445. GO BACK TO HELL, YOU BEAST.
YOU WON'T TOUCH MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
446. DON'T HURT FRODO!Copy !req
447. I GOT IT.Copy !req
448. DID THEY CATCH IT?Copy !req
449. FI—FIRE DRILL.Copy !req
450. FIRE DRILL,
TWO LINES OUT THE DOOR.Copy !req
451. DAMN.Copy !req
452. DID I KILL
SOMETHING ENDANGERED?Copy !req
453. YOU DID.Copy !req
454. SHIT. I'M A MEMBER
OF THE SIERRA CLUB.Copy !req
455. WELL... IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENSE.Copy !req
456. YEAH.Copy !req
457. IT'S NOT LIKE
IT WAS SOMETHING CUTE,
LIKE A BABY SEAL.Copy !req
458. THERE YOU GO.
THIS LOOKS PROMISING.Copy !req
459. WHY?
NEWLYWEDS—Copy !req
460. ACCIDENT PRONE,
OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
461. OKAY, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
462. THANKS, MISSY.
OH, I'VE GOT
NO UMBRELLA?Copy !req
463. THEY'RE A SECURITY RISK.Copy !req
464. YOU CAN'T BE
TOO CAREFUL.
CAN YOU?Copy !req
465. WHAT'S THE MOVIE?Copy !req
466. FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL.Copy !req
467. CLOSE ENOUGH.Copy !req
468. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
469. WHY ARE YOU
STALKING ME?Copy !req
470. YOU'RE THE STALKER.Copy !req
471. GO AWAY.Copy !req
472. WHY DID YOU
TOUCH THAT DRAGON?Copy !req
473. I'M A DRAGON SLAYER.
NOW GO AWAY.Copy !req
474. I SAW YOU STEAL
FROM THAT GIRL.Copy !req
475. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
476. WANT SOME
CHOCOLATE MILK?Copy !req
477. SURE.Copy !req
478. AREN'T YOU GOING
TO GET IN TROUBLE
FOR DITCHING SCHOOL?Copy !req
479. AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
480. I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL.Copy !req
481. WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO
ALL DAY?Copy !req
482. I'M A DRAGON SLAYER.
I TOLD YOU.Copy !req
483. NOW STOP FOLLOWING ME.Copy !req
484. DO YOU KNOW A GIRL
NAMED GEORGE?Copy !req
485. WAS SHE KILLED
BY A TOILET SEAT?Copy !req
486. YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF HER.Copy !req
487. YOU'RE A BRAVE GIRL.Copy !req
488. SO GEORGE STAYS IN,
I SUSPECT,
WITH NOTHING.Copy !req
489. I JUST DON'T WANT TO
MISS MR. HESBURGH
WHEN HE SHOWS UP.Copy !req
490. I TOLD YOU
I'D POINT HIM OUT TO YOUCopy !req
491. WHEN HE COMES IN OFF THE 18th.Copy !req
492. I BET FIVE BUCKS.Copy !req
493. FIVE BUCKS?Copy !req
494. WHERE ARE WE, VEGAS?Copy !req
495. WELL, THAT'S THE GLORY
OF POKER.Copy !req
496. MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS,
"IT HAS TO HURT A LITTLE BIT."Copy !req
497. OTHERWISE,
BETS DON'T MATTER,Copy !req
498. SO, GEORGE,
ARE YOU GOING TO CALL,
RAISE, OR FOLD?Copy !req
499. FOLD.Copy !req
500. HMM... MISTAKE.Copy !req
501. I HAD A PAIR OF KINGS.Copy !req
502. WELL, ACTUALLY,
YOU HAD TRIP KINGS.Copy !req
503. TWO IN THE POCKET
AND ONE SHOWING
ON THE BOARD.Copy !req
504. IT'S THREE KINGS...Copy !req
505. TRIPS.Copy !req
506. TRIP, TRIP, TRIP,
YOU ARE REALLY CUTE.Copy !req
507. YOU BLUFFED ME.Copy !req
508. YEAH, IT'S THE STORY
OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
509. SIR.
HOW IS EVERYTHING?Copy !req
510. IT'S LOVELY. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
511. LOVELY, AND YOU, MISS?Copy !req
512. LOVELY.Copy !req
513. ENOUGH
WITH THE FUCKING "LOVELY."Copy !req
514. TALK LIKE MEN.Copy !req
515. THE GOLF COURSE HAS
NEVER BEEN IN BETTER SHAPE.Copy !req
516. IF WE COULD JUST GET
OLD MAN GIBSONCopy !req
517. TO STOP DRIVING HIS CART
THROUGH THE SAND TRAPS.Copy !req
518. GOOD ONE, SIR.Copy !req
519. CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.Copy !req
520. YEAH, IF HE NEEDS
SOMEONE FURTHER UP HIS ASS.Copy !req
521. YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE
WHO SUPPOSEDLY HATES
COUNTRY CLUB LIFE,Copy !req
522. YOU SEEM PRETTY COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
523. I HATE IT.Copy !req
524. WHY?Copy !req
525. ABSOLUTELY NO SURPRISES.Copy !req
526. I HEAR THE SAME NONSENSE
EVERY TIME I WALK IN—Copy !req
527. "ISN'T THAT A LOVELY DRESS?"Copy !req
528. "MAN, THE 14th JUST ATE ME UP
TODAY."Copy !req
529. "ANOTHER BOMBAY MARTINI, SIR?"Copy !req
530. IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING
EVERYONE'S GOING TO DOCopy !req
531. BEFORE THEY DO IT.Copy !req
532. EXCEPT FOR THAT.Copy !req
533. WE STILL HAVE FOUR PLANES
AHEAD OF US,Copy !req
534. BUT UNTIL WE GET
OFF THE GROUND,Copy !req
535. MISSY AND SPARKLE
WILL BE HAPPY TO DISTRACT YOU.Copy !req
536. OPEN YOUR BAG,
OPEN YOUR BAG,Copy !req
537. OPEN YOUR BAG,
OPEN YOUR BAG,Copy !req
538. OPEN YOUR BAG.Copy !req
539. CONCENTRATE ON
YOUR POST-IT, MASON.Copy !req
540. MAYBE I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD FLIER.Copy !req
541. YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD REAPER.Copy !req
542. MRS...Copy !req
543. TANYA DILLER.Copy !req
544. MRS...Copy !req
545. BERNARD...Copy !req
546. DILLER.Copy !req
547. WHICH ONE
DO YOU LIKE BEST?Copy !req
548. OH, BOTH OF THEM.Copy !req
549. CAN I OFFER YOU
A SNACK?Copy !req
550. NO, GET THOSE PEANUTS
FAR AWAY FROM MY BABY.
HE'S TOTALLY ALLERGIC.Copy !req
551. ALWAYS LOOKING
OUT FOR ME, BABE.Copy !req
552. LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU MORE.Copy !req
553. BERNARD DILLER,
IT'S BERNARD DILLER.Copy !req
554. HE'S DEAD.Copy !req
555. GOOD, BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND
WATCHING THAT TONSIL HOCKEY
ALL THE WAY TO CANCUN.Copy !req
556. I CAN.Copy !req
557. BUSTED.Copy !req
558. MORE CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE.
ACCOUNT NUMBER 1835.Copy !req
559. YOU'RE A QUICK
STUDY, GEORGE...Copy !req
560. WHO HAS NO LAST NAME.
I HAVE ONE.Copy !req
561. YOU'RE JUST NOT
A CLEVER ENOUGH REPORTER
TO FIGURE IT OUT.Copy !req
562. WHO SAID I WAS A REPORTER?Copy !req
563. SO YOU DON'T WRITE
FOR THE NEWSPAPER?Copy !req
564. YOU WERE LYING TO ME.Copy !req
565. I WORK FOR THE NEWSPAPER,
BUT I'M NOT A REPORTER.Copy !req
566. I ACTUALLY WRITE
OBITS.Copy !req
567. I READ OBITS.Copy !req
568. I WRITE THEM.
I READ THEM.Copy !req
569. WELL, WE HAVE THAT
IN COMMON, THEN.Copy !req
570. DEATH-FIXATED.Copy !req
571. NO WAY.Copy !req
572. DEATHS CELEBRATE LIFE,Copy !req
573. A LIFE SO WELL LIVEDCopy !req
574. THAT IT NEEDS
TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT.Copy !req
575. I REALLY LIKE HIM.Copy !req
576. I REALLY LIKE YOU.Copy !req
577. ANYTHING ELSE, MR. HESBURGH?Copy !req
578. UH, NO.Copy !req
579. THANKS.Copy !req
580. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
581. YOU'RE T. HESBURGH?Copy !req
582. YES... I AM.Copy !req
583. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
584. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY FUCKING GOD.Copy !req
585. HEY, WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
586. GEORGE.Copy !req
587. HEY, GEORGE, WAIT.Copy !req
588. LOOK, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
MY NAME WAS HESBURGH,Copy !req
589. BUT I WAS JUST
HAVING SOME FUN.Copy !req
590. JUST STAY AWAY
FROM ME, JUST STAY—Copy !req
591. NO, WAIT.
WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
592. I WASN'T MESSING WITH YOU.Copy !req
593. I MEAN, I GUESS
I WAS AT FIRST,Copy !req
594. BUT... I REALLY DO LIKE YOU.Copy !req
595. I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO.Copy !req
596. JUST DO THE JOB, GEORGE.Copy !req
597. AS I LIVE AND BREATHE,
THOMAS HESBURGH III.Copy !req
598. WHAT?Copy !req
599. HEY, DAD.Copy !req
600. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
601. I'M THOMAS HESBURGH III.
I'M THE THIRD... TRIP.Copy !req
602. I KNOW,
BUT THAT'S THE HAND I WAS
DEALT. THANKS A LOT, DAD.Copy !req
603. HI, AND I'M THOMAS HESBURGH.Copy !req
604. HI.Copy !req
605. SO YOU'RE THREE.Copy !req
606. THEN YOU'RE...Copy !req
607. JUNIOR.Copy !req
608. YOU CAN PUT ALL
THE BLAME ON ME.Copy !req
609. MY FATHER WAS
THOMAS HESBURGH,
I'M THOMAS HESBURGH,Copy !req
610. TRIP IS
THOMAS HESBURGH,Copy !req
611. AND WHEN HE GETS AROUND
TO SIRING A SON,Copy !req
612. THE KID WILL BE SADDLED
WITH...Copy !req
613. PETER, PETER,
PUMPKIN EATER.Copy !req
614. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
615. OH, DAD, THIS IS
MY FRIEND, GEORGE.Copy !req
616. GEORGE, THIS IS MY DAD.Copy !req
617. A PLEASURE.Copy !req
618. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
YOUNG LADY?Copy !req
619. JUST TOO MUCH, UM, CHAMPAGNE.Copy !req
620. AH.Copy !req
621. SON OF A...Copy !req
622. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
623. HELENE!
WATCH OUT.Copy !req
624. HELENE!Copy !req
625. HELENE, WATCH—Copy !req
626. DAD?Copy !req
627. DAD?Copy !req
628. DAD?Copy !req
629. OH, MY GOD, DAD.
SAY SOMETHING.Copy !req
630. SAY SOMETHING,
DAD, PLEASE.Copy !req
631. PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.Copy !req
632. AND JUST LIKE THAT,
TRIP ESCAPED.Copy !req
633. I WONDER IF HE WOULD'VE
SEEN IT THAT WAY.Copy !req
634. DAD?Copy !req
635. ON BEHALF OF TNA,
I DO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR DELAY.Copy !req
636. WE'RE EXPERIENCING
SOME FLOW CONTROL
BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER.Copy !req
637. IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY
A REFRESHING COCKTAIL.Copy !req
638. I KNOW I AM...Copy !req
639. I'M KIDDING. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
640. WE ARE GOING TO
CANCUN TODAY, ROXY.Copy !req
641. HELL, YEAH.Copy !req
642. WE ARE GOING TO DRINK
MARGARITAS ON THE BEACH.Copy !req
643. HELLO.Copy !req
644. IT'S ON.Copy !req
645. I COULD USE SOME MORE BUBBLY.Copy !req
646. HI.Copy !req
647. HI.Copy !req
648. HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?Copy !req
649. A DRAGON WAS KILLED...Copy !req
650. WOW.Copy !req
651. AND I THINK
OUR JANITOR WAS HURT.Copy !req
652. HOW?Copy !req
653. TRYING TO CATCH THE DRAGON.Copy !req
654. OKAY.Copy !req
655. AND I TALKED TO THIS BOY.Copy !req
656. WELL, THAT'S NICE.
WAS HE CUTE?Copy !req
657. I THINK HE KNOWS GEORGE.Copy !req
658. SO... IT WAS
A BUSY DAY.Copy !req
659. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME
REAL MEXICAN FOOD.Copy !req
660. DO YOU LIKE
MOLE SAUCE?Copy !req
661. "MOL-AY,"
AND IT'S MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
662. YOU KNOW IT'S REAL
CHOCOLATE SAUCE?Copy !req
663. FUCK OFF.
MM-HMM.Copy !req
664. HELP!Copy !req
665. I WANTED TO GO
SNORKELING.Copy !req
666. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
DOWN THERE.Copy !req
667. ALL THE DIFFERENT FISH,
IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD.Copy !req
668. HELP!Copy !req
669. FUCKING PEANUTS.
I CAN'T... BREATHE.Copy !req
670. I WANTED TO TRY
PARASAILING, TOO.Copy !req
671. A HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR
WITH YOUR BALLS IN A SLINGCopy !req
672. BEHIND A MOTORBOAT DRIVEN
BY TWO DRUNKS NAMED PEDRO?Copy !req
673. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
674. CAN YOU SEE?Copy !req
675. I CAN'T SEE.
IS HE ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
676. BERNIE.Copy !req
677. BABY?Copy !req
678. YOU BITCH.Copy !req
679. MAYBE THE TICKETS
ARE REFUNDABLE.Copy !req
680. ACT OF GOD,
ALL THAT BULL,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
681. MAYBE.
MAYBE.Copy !req
682. IT SHOULD JUST BE
A COUPLE MORE MINUTES, FOLKS.Copy !req
683. THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE.Copy !req
684. COME ON, DAD.
LOOK AT HIM.Copy !req
685. DON'T DO THIS.Copy !req
686. HE LEARNED LIFESAVING
AT JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS.Copy !req
687. HE REALLY LOVES YOU.Copy !req
688. HE LIKES YOU.Copy !req
689. I'VE SEEN THE WAY
HE LOOKS AT YOU.Copy !req
690. SOMETHING
GOING ON THERE.Copy !req
691. I DON'T... IT WAS
JUST FLIRTING.Copy !req
692. I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN DOING IT.Copy !req
693. SAY GOODBYE TO MY SON,
WHY DON'T YOU?Copy !req
694. UM, HE'S... BUSYCopy !req
695. WITH YOU.Copy !req
696. DON'T BE AFRAID.Copy !req
697. WELL, SAY SOMETHING.Copy !req
698. TELL HIM
YOU'RE SORRY.Copy !req
699. GOD... OKAY.Copy !req
700. I LIKE HIM.
DO I SAY, "I'LL CALL YOU"?Copy !req
701. OR DO I JUST GIVE HIM
MY NUMBER?Copy !req
702. THAT'S WHAT DAISY WOULD DO.
SHE'D SAY, "HERE'S MY CARD."Copy !req
703. FUCK, HIS DAD JUST DIED.Copy !req
704. I...Copy !req
705. I...Copy !req
706. I'M JUST SORRY.Copy !req
707. I'LL LOOK OUT
FOR HIM.Copy !req
708. COME ON, PLEASE.Copy !req
709. YOU LOOK OUT
FOR HIM, TOO, HUH?Copy !req
710. OKAY.Copy !req
711. PROMISE?Copy !req
712. I PROMISE.Copy !req
713. HI.Copy !req
714. DID YOU GET REGGIE?
YES.Copy !req
715. COME ON, LEAVE THAT FOR LATER.Copy !req
716. I'LL BUY YOU
AN ICE CREAM.Copy !req
717. YOU USED TO LOVE
RAINBOW SHERBET, RIGHT?Copy !req
718. WE NEED TO CHAT ABOUT REGGIE.Copy !req
719. HER ISSUES ARE REALLY BURIED.Copy !req
720. I'M DEALING WITH HER ISSUES,
MOM.Copy !req
721. I STOPPED USING
TOP AND BOTTOM SHEETS.Copy !req
722. I JUST TAKE
A BIG NAVAJO BLANKET,Copy !req
723. TOSS IT OVER THE FUTON,Copy !req
724. BOOM, BED'S MADE.
WELL, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
725. THE NEXT TIME
I GO CAMPING WITH TONTO,Copy !req
726. I'LL BE SURE
TO GIVE THAT A SHOT.Copy !req
727. I DON'T THINK
CONVENTIONAL THERAPY
IS THE WAY TO GO, JOY.Copy !req
728. MY WORD, YOU'RE MAKING
THIS BED SO TIGHT.Copy !req
729. YOU KNOW, MOM, IT'S MY BED,Copy !req
730. AND I'M MAKING IT
THE WAY THAT I LIKE,Copy !req
731. BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO LIE IN IT.Copy !req
732. TRUER WORDS
WERE NEVER SPOKEN.Copy !req
733. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S TRUE?Copy !req
734. YOU WOULD RATHER
STAND HERECopy !req
735. AND CRITICIZE
HOW I MAKE MY BEDCopy !req
736. THAN ACTUALLY
HELP ME MAKE IT.Copy !req
737. YOUR IDEA OF HELP
IS TRYING TO KEEP ORDER.Copy !req
738. SOMETIMES ORDER
IS NOT POSSIBLE, JOY.Copy !req
739. IT IS NOT
ALWAYS POSSIBLECopy !req
740. TO MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYTHING...Copy !req
741. IS IN THE PROPER PLACE.Copy !req
742. OKAY, "HEY, SHOULD I CALL
MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTERCopy !req
743. "AND TELL THEM
WHERE I AM?Copy !req
744. "NO, I THINK
I'LL JUST SEND THEMCopy !req
745. "SOME SMOKE SIGNALS
FROM MY TEEPEE"!Copy !req
746. THAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
747. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH.Copy !req
748. "HEY, TIME.
WHO NEEDS TIME, RIGHT?Copy !req
749. I'M A FREE SPIRIT.
I AM WAY BEYOND TIME."Copy !req
750. "LET'S KEEP EVERYTHING
NEAT AND TIDY.Copy !req
751. "LET'S MAKE SURECopy !req
752. "THAT EVERYTHING
IS IN ITS PROPER PLACE,Copy !req
753. "THAT EVERYTHING
IS EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT IT,Copy !req
754. "THAT NOTHING
WILL EVER CHANGE.Copy !req
755. "MY MARRIAGE CAN END,
MY DAUGHTER CAN DIE,Copy !req
756. BUT THANK GOD
THE HOUSE IS NEAT."Copy !req
757. GO TO HELL!Copy !req
758. GODDAMMIT, JOY!Copy !req
759. SOMETIMES LIFE IS MESSY!Copy !req
760. GET USED TO IT!Copy !req
761. HI, SWEETIE.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?Copy !req
762. GOOD.Copy !req
763. SO... WHO'S UP FOR ICE CREAM?Copy !req
764. DID YOU KNOW
THAT DUE TO THE KOMODO
DRAGON'S SPEED,Copy !req
765. IT IS NEARLY
IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPECopy !req
766. IF IT'S CHASING YOU?Copy !req
767. THINKING ABOUT
GETTING A PET?Copy !req
768. JUST LEARNING
SOMETHING NEW.Copy !req
769. KIFFANY, ARE THERE
ANY OF THOSE FRESH
OATMEAL COOKIES LEFT?Copy !req
770. I THINK SO.
WILL YOU BRING ONE
FOR MY FRIEND HERE?Copy !req
771. WILL YOU WARM IT UP, PLEASE?Copy !req
772. ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
773. I FEEL SOMETHING BAD COMING.Copy !req
774. WHAT MAKES YOU
SAY THAT?Copy !req
775. ANY TIME YOU ORDER ME FOOD,Copy !req
776. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW IT UP
WITH BAD NEWS.Copy !req
777. HOW WAS
THE MONTGOMERY CLUB?Copy !req
778. FINE.Copy !req
779. TELL ME THE BAD NEWS.Copy !req
780. THERE'S NO BAD NEWS,
GEORGE.Copy !req
781. I JUST WANT
TO LEAVE MY GIRL...Copy !req
782. WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE.Copy !req
783. WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
784. WE WERE AT A SCHOOL TODAY.Copy !req
785. HE ACTS REALLY STRANGE
AROUND KIDS.Copy !req
786. HMM.Copy !req
787. STRANGER.Copy !req
788. HOW WAS THE MONTGOMERY CLUB?Copy !req
789. STUFFY, ENTITLED,
BULLSHIT.Copy !req
790. I REALLY LIKED IT.Copy !req
791. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
792. I THINK I'M GOING
TO GO BACK.Copy !req
793. MM-HMM, WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
794. TRIP.Copy !req
795. TRIP?Copy !req
796. HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART.
THANK YOU, KIFFANY.Copy !req
797. TRIP...Copy !req
798. I KISSED HIM,Copy !req
799. AND THEN
I REAPED HIS DAD.Copy !req
800. COMPLICATED.Copy !req
801. GOOD KISSER?Copy !req
802. HMM, SMART, FUNNY...Copy !req
803. MONEY?Copy !req
804. PLEASE.Copy !req
805. UP UNTIL HIS DAD DIED,Copy !req
806. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO
BE MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
807. MM-HMM, AND NOW?Copy !req
808. HE'S MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
809. WELL... IT'S A LITTLE RISKY,
GEORGIA.Copy !req
810. WHAT HAVE
I GOT TO LOSE?Copy !req
811. EVERYTHING.Copy !req
812. I BET EVERYTHING.Copy !req
813. OH, WELL,Copy !req
814. THEN YOU SAY,
"ALL IN."Copy !req
815. ALL IN.
RIGHT.Copy !req
816. ALL RIGHT, TOO RICH
FOR MY BLOOD.Copy !req
817. I FOLD.Copy !req
818. LET'S SEE.Copy !req
819. OH...Copy !req
820. OH, WOW.
YOU WIN, YOU WIN.Copy !req
821. HERE, HERE. YAY!Copy !req
822. UM...Copy !req
823. I THINK IT'S YOUR BEDTIME,
REGGIE.Copy !req
824. IF YOU WANT TO STAY UP
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, HONEY,
IT'S OKAY WITH ME.Copy !req
825. THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
826. I'M TIRED.
I HAD A LONG DAY.Copy !req
827. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
'NIGHT.Copy !req
828. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.Copy !req
829. JOY, HONEY?Copy !req
830. HMM?Copy !req
831. I THINK I'LL GO HOME TOMORROW.Copy !req
832. REALLY?Copy !req
833. MM-HMM.Copy !req
834. WE NEVER DO SEEM
TO FIND A RESTING PLACE,
DO WE?Copy !req
835. NO.Copy !req
836. I DON'T MEAN
TO BE HURTFUL, MOM.Copy !req
837. NEITHER DO I.Copy !req
838. I KNOW.Copy !req
839. I COULD ALWAYS COME BACK.Copy !req
840. HMM...Copy !req
841. SAY IT.Copy !req
842. YOU CAN ALWAYS COME BACK.Copy !req
843. THANK YOU.Copy !req
844. I WORRY... ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.Copy !req
845. I KNOW.Copy !req
846. BOTH OF THEM.Copy !req
847. I KNOW.Copy !req
848. I THINK THAT
EVERYONE WANTS TO ESCAPE
WHEREVER THEY ARE.Copy !req
849. WE NEARLY MADE IT.Copy !req
850. TO OUR NEAR ESCAPE.Copy !req
851. CLINK.Copy !req
852. I THINK IT WAS MEANT
TO BE A NARROW ESCAPE,
ACTUALLY, ROXY.Copy !req
853. TO THAT TOO.Copy !req
854. CLINK.Copy !req
855. CLINK, YEAH.Copy !req
856. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO MEXICO?Copy !req
857. NO.Copy !req
858. I'VE NEVER BEEN
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
859. I THINK IT WOULD HAVE
BEEN NICE.Copy !req
860. ME TOO.Copy !req
861. I THINK WE WOULD HAVE
HAD FUN.Copy !req
862. ME TOO.Copy !req
863. PEOPLE DON'T SEEM
REALLY HAPPY WHERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
864. THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR A DIFFERENT PLACE,Copy !req
865. A DIFFERENT PERSON,
JUST DIFFERENT.Copy !req
866. LIKE MY MOM USED TO SAY,Copy !req
867. "THE GRASS
IS ALWAYS GREENER..."Copy !req
868. EVERYONE'S SEARCHING
FOR THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
869. I'M ALREADY THERE,
AND I'M STILL LOOKING.Copy !req
870. WE'RE SORRY.Copy !req
871. YOUR CALL CANNOT BE
COMPLETED AS DIALED.Copy !req
872. PLEASE CHECK THE NUMBER
AND DIAL AGAIN, OR CALL...Copy !req
873. NO ONE WILL ADMIT IT,Copy !req
874. BUT PEOPLE DESPERATELY WANT
TO BE IN CLUBS,Copy !req
875. ESPECIALLY THE ONES
THEY CAN'T JOIN,Copy !req
876. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
NOW THAT I'VE FOUND THE ONE
I WANT TO BELONG TO...Copy !req
877. SO I WENT BACK TO THE ONLY ONE
THAT WOULD HAVE ME
FOR A MEMBER.Copy !req
878. ARE YOU STILL WAITING
FOR YOUR FRIENDS, HON?Copy !req
879. YEAH.Copy !req
880. I'LL COME BACK.Copy !req
881. AND JUST BECAUSE
I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO,Copy !req
882. DIDN'T MEAN I COULDN'T LISTEN.Copy !req
883. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
884. HELLO?Copy !req
885. LASS RESIDENCE.Copy !req
886. YOU MOTHER TELLS ME YOU'RE
NOT GOING BACK TO COLLEGE
NEXT SEMESTER.Copy !req
887. YEAH.Copy !req
888. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
889. A FROG?Copy !req
890. MM-HMM.Copy !req
891. A LITTLE "YOU'RE ON
YOUR OWN" PRESENT.Copy !req
892. FOR LUCK?Copy !req
893. FROGS SYMBOLIZE
NEW LIFE,Copy !req
894. TRANSFORMATION,Copy !req
895. FROM TADPOLE
TO YOUNG WOMAN...Copy !req
896. THAT'S YOU,
SWEETHEART.Copy !req
897. WHATEVER
YOU SAY, GRANDMA.Copy !req
898. YOU HAVE GREAT LIFE
IN YOU, GEORGIA.Copy !req
899. DON'T LET THAT
ESCAPE YOU.Copy !req
900. PROMISE?Copy !req
901. I PROMISE.Copy !req
902. IT'S A FILTHY HABIT.Copy !req
903. ONE DRAG, AND DON'T
TELL YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
904. I PROMISE.Copy !req
905. HELLO?Copy !req
906. HELLO?
CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
907. HI. THIS IS...Copy !req
908. IS THIS THE
LADY OF THE HOUSE?Copy !req
909. NO, THE LADY
OF THE HOUSECopy !req
910. IS DOING SOMETHING
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
911. I THINK IT INVOLVES
A DUST BUSTER.Copy !req
912. WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
913. WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
914. I HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.Copy !req
915. AS A LITTLE GIRL,Copy !req
916. I USED TO THINK
MY GRANDMA WAS A LITTLE LOONY.Copy !req
917. NOW I GET THAT SHE WAS
JUST REALLY ALIVE.Copy !req
918. IF I ONLY KNEW THEN
WHAT I KNOW NOW...Copy !req
919. JOIN THE CLUB.Copy !req