1. WHEN I WAS A KID,
LIFE WAS ALL ABOUT
WHAT'S NEXT.Copy !req
2. I WAS, LIKE,
"SEVENTH GRADE SUCKS.Copy !req
3. WAIT TILL I'M IN
EIGHTH GRADE,"Copy !req
4. AND THEN, "FUCK EIGHTH GRADE.Copy !req
5. HIGH SCHOOL IS GOING TO ROCK."Copy !req
6. LIFE WAS ONE BIG RACE
TO GET TO THE NEXT THING.Copy !req
7. SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL ME
THAT THE FINISH LINE WAS 18.Copy !req
8. THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO ARE ALWAYS ON TIME.Copy !req
9. GEORGE,
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS.Copy !req
10. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.Copy !req
11. I WAS NOT ON TIME...Copy !req
12. BOOKS.Copy !req
13. EVER, FOR ANYTHING.Copy !req
14. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DEAL WAS.Copy !req
15. I WAS LATE FROM THE START.Copy !req
16. WHERE
THE HELL IS SHE?Copy !req
17. LATE BEFORE THE START.Copy !req
18. OH, IS THAT YOU,
GEORGIA?Copy !req
19. GET...Copy !req
20. OUT...Copy !req
21. NOW!Copy !req
22. STOP! STOP!Copy !req
23. LATE WAS JUST WHO I WAS.Copy !req
24. STOP! ASSHOLE.Copy !req
25. THE THING ABOUT LATE
IS YOU ALWAYS FEEL, WELL...Copy !req
26. RUSHED.Copy !req
27. LATE SUCKS.Copy !req
28. YEAH, WELL,
YOU RESCHEDULE THAT, DIANE,Copy !req
29. BECAUSE I'M MAKING
THIS FLIGHT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
30. NO, I DON'T WANT
TO GO TOMORROW.Copy !req
31. I WANT TO GO TODAY,Copy !req
32. AND WHEN I GET TO ARUBA,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?Copy !req
33. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.Copy !req
34. OKAY?Copy !req
35. BUT I WANT E-MAIL IN MY HUT...Copy !req
36. AND A FAX.Copy !req
37. NO. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
38. YOU TELL THEM
TO PUT A FAX IN MY HUT.Copy !req
39. OKAY?Copy !req
40. CAN YOU MOVE? HUH?Copy !req
41. HAS ANYONE SEEN KIFFANY?Copy !req
42. WHO ARE
ALL THESE PEOPLE?Copy !req
43. WHY ARE THEY
HERE?Copy !req
44. AND WHEN WILL THEY
GO AWAY?Copy !req
45. THIS IS BULLSHIT.Copy !req
46. I'M NOT GOING TO
WAIT AROUND ALL DAY.Copy !req
47. I COULD, BUT...Copy !req
48. I WON'T.Copy !req
49. WHERE ARE YOU
OFF TO?Copy !req
50. POST OFFICE.Copy !req
51. READ 'EM...Copy !req
52. AND REAP.Copy !req
53. OH, MY GOD.
I KNOW THIS GUY.Copy !req
54. I KNOW MY REAP.Copy !req
55. "H. SORIANO."Copy !req
56. YOUR DEAR PAL, "H."Copy !req
57. HARRY? HENRY?Copy !req
58. HANK? HOHO?Copy !req
59. HORATIO?Copy !req
60. THAT'S ALL I GOT.Copy !req
61. HERMAN.
SHIT.Copy !req
62. HERM WORKS FOR
MERCURY MESSENGERS,Copy !req
63. AND HE USED TO,
YOU KNOW, DO A BITCopy !req
64. OF EXTRA COURIER JOBS
ON THE SIDE,Copy !req
65. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
66. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
67. HE OWES ME 200 BUCKS.Copy !req
68. MERCURY MESSENGERS.
THEY HAVE THAT
CUTE COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
69. WHOOSH!Copy !req
70. A LITTLE EARLY FOR
THE ANDREWS SISTERS.Copy !req
71. HEY, I REAPED ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
72. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE.Copy !req
73. THIS IS ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN,
AND I WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN.Copy !req
74. I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MASON.Copy !req
75. I'M REAL TIRED OF YOU
SHOWING UP BY THE
SKIN OF YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
76. I GET THERE, DON'T I?Copy !req
77. BARELY.Copy !req
78. WHEN I SEE YOU REAPING
LIKE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.Copy !req
79. WITH A SCYTHE.Copy !req
80. A WATCH WOULD BE A START.Copy !req
81. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET THERE EARLY.Copy !req
82. FUCK THE FUCKING
BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.Copy !req
83. I'VE BEEN REAPING
EARLIER THESE DAYS.Copy !req
84. IT'S A LOT LESS
STRESSFUL.Copy !req
85. I NEVER RUSH.Copy !req
86. IF I SEE SOMEONE
RUNNING,Copy !req
87. I JUST ASSUME
THEY'RE A LOSER.Copy !req
88. UNLESS THEY'RE A RUNNER.Copy !req
89. YEAH, EVEN THEN.Copy !req
90. ESPECIALLY THEN.Copy !req
91. I'M NOT SAYING
GET THERE EARLY.Copy !req
92. I'M JUST SAYING DON'T BE LATE.Copy !req
93. BLOODY HELL.Copy !req
94. MISS! MISS!
CAN WE GET SOME
SERVICE OVER HERE?Copy !req
95. I SEE YOU. I'LL BE THERE
IN JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
96. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?Copy !req
97. LET'S TRY AGAIN.Copy !req
98. I'LL COME BACK.Copy !req
99. NO! I NEED OATMEAL.Copy !req
100. AIRPORT REAP
AT RUSH HOUR.Copy !req
101. I'M BONED.Copy !req
102. I KNOW WHERE HERM HANGS OUT.Copy !req
103. I'LL SHOW RUBE EARLY.Copy !req
104. I'LL GET THERE
SO FUCKING EARLY,Copy !req
105. I'LL REAP HIM TWICE.Copy !req
106. I CAN'T HANG AROUND
EITHER.Copy !req
107. ARE YOU COMING, GEORGIA?Copy !req
108. I'M ALREADY
LATE FOR WORK.Copy !req
109. 20 MINUTES
ISN'T GOING TO KILL ME.Copy !req
110. AGAIN.Copy !req
111. HOW ABOUT SOME OATMEAL
THIS MORNING?Copy !req
112. PLEASE.Copy !req
113. WITH RAISINS.Copy !req
114. ON THE HOUSE, SWEETIE.Copy !req
115. GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE WHO WAIT.Copy !req
116. WHERE ARE MY KEYS?Copy !req
117. REGGIE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS?Copy !req
118. NO.Copy !req
119. WHERE ARE
MY F-ING KEYS?Copy !req
120. TRY YOUR F-ING PURSE.Copy !req
121. REGGIE,
DON'T SAY "F-ING."Copy !req
122. WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE THAT?Copy !req
123. I HAVE A MEETING.Copy !req
124. DID YOU EAT SOMETHING?Copy !req
125. WITH A...Copy !req
126. WITH A LAWYER.Copy !req
127. PLEASE EAT SOMETHING, HMM?Copy !req
128. OATMEAL?Copy !req
129. OH, CEREAL. FINE.Copy !req
130. WHO'S PICKING YOU UP
THIS MORNING?Copy !req
131. MRS. STUART.Copy !req
132. DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
133. MY DIVORCE LAWYER.Copy !req
134. IS DAD GOING TO BE THERE?Copy !req
135. YES.Copy !req
136. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO BAND PRACTICE AFTER SCHOOL,Copy !req
137. SO DON'T DAWDLE
ON THE WAY HOME.Copy !req
138. I DON'T WANT TO
BE IN THE BAND.Copy !req
139. REGGIE, PLEASE.Copy !req
140. OUR AGREEMENT WAS
ONE SCHOOL ACTIVITY.Copy !req
141. THE BAND IS FOR LOSERS.Copy !req
142. REGGIE.Copy !req
143. MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A LOSER.Copy !req
144. I DIDN'T SAY I WAS.Copy !req
145. ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I CAN'T HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
146. I'M LATE.Copy !req
147. SO GO.Copy !req
148. I PAID
FOR DRUM LESSONS
AND A BAND UNIFORMCopy !req
149. AND YOU'RE
JOINING THE BAND.Copy !req
150. I'M NOT JOINING
THE F-ING BAND.Copy !req
151. NEXT.Copy !req
152. THE NICE THING
ABOUT WORKING AT HAPPY TIMECopy !req
153. WAS THAT MY DAY
HAD ITS OWN RHYTHM.Copy !req
154. SURE, THINGS GOT BUSY,
BUT THE MORNING WAS MINE.Copy !req
155. SHOW UP LATE.Copy !req
156. STARE AT SCREEN.Copy !req
157. SWIVEL CHAIR.Copy !req
158. SIP COFFEE.Copy !req
159. REPEAT.Copy !req
160. STARE AT SCREEN.Copy !req
161. SWIVEL—Copy !req
162. I NEED TO GIVE YOU
A WARNING.Copy !req
163. WHAT? I WAS ON TIME.
I'M WORKING.Copy !req
164. YOU WERE NOT ON TIME.Copy !req
165. CHECK IT OUT, MILLIE.
PROBLEM AT 2 O'CLOCK.Copy !req
166. THAT'S 10 O'CLOCK.Copy !req
167. NO WONDER
YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE.Copy !req
168. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
169. ED BARPHIN,
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.Copy !req
170. HE'S HERE TO MONITOR
HAPPY TIME'S EFFICIENCY.Copy !req
171. I DON'T LIKE
ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
172. IOM GOING TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING PERSONAL,Copy !req
173. AND IN THE STRICTEST
CONFIDENCE.Copy !req
174. PLEASE,
NOT ANYTHING ABOUT HYGIENE.Copy !req
175. I HAVE A MOLE.Copy !req
176. EW.Copy !req
177. IS IT CANCEROUS?Copy !req
178. NOT THAT KIND OF MOLE,
YOU SILLY GOOSE.Copy !req
179. I KNOW A MUCKETY-MUCK
IN THE HEAD OFFICE.Copy !req
180. HE TELLS ME THINGS.Copy !req
181. WHAT KIND OF THINGS?Copy !req
182. CORPORATE INTRIGUE, MILLIE.Copy !req
183. HE KNOWS
WHAT THEIR PLANS ARE FOR ME.Copy !req
184. HE DOES?Copy !req
185. SHOULD WE GIVE HIM
A CODE NAME?Copy !req
186. WHO?
MY BIG MOLE.Copy !req
187. EW!Copy !req
188. SURE.
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL HIM?Copy !req
189. MOLEY MOLERSTEIN.Copy !req
190. MOLEY RINGWALD.Copy !req
191. FRED...Copy !req
192. TELLS ME I'M IN LINECopy !req
193. FOR A SUBSTANTIAL RAISECopy !req
194. IF THEY SEE I RUN
AN EFFICIENT SHIP.Copy !req
195. GREAT.Copy !req
196. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO ME?Copy !req
197. WORK FAST TODAY.
CRACK THE WHIP.Copy !req
198. I CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
199. OH, LOOK AT THIS GUY.Copy !req
200. THESE MANAGEMENT
CONSULTANTS,Copy !req
201. THEY'RE ALL REAPERS.Copy !req
202. WHAT?Copy !req
203. THEY HAND OUT PINK SLIPS
LIKE THEY'RE PARTY FAVORS.Copy !req
204. CAN I COUNT ON YOU TODAY,
MILLIE?Copy !req
205. YOU CAN.Copy !req
206. I WILL KICK
SOME RIGHTEOUS ASSCopy !req
207. BEFORE THE END OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
208. PRAISE THE LORD.Copy !req
209. HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING,
MS. HERBIG?Copy !req
210. EVERYONE CALLS ME D.H.Copy !req
211. IT'S FASTER.Copy !req
212. GOING GREAT.Copy !req
213. RIGHT, MILLIE?Copy !req
214. RIGHT...Copy !req
215. D.H.Copy !req
216. MM-HMM.Copy !req
217. MORE LIKE B.S.Copy !req
218. MORNING, JOY.
SORRY TO KEEP YOU
WAITING.Copy !req
219. AS LONG AS THE METER
ISN'T RUNNING.Copy !req
220. NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
221. UH, CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING?Copy !req
222. COFFEE? TEA? WATER?Copy !req
223. DIVORCE, TO GO.Copy !req
224. I KNOW THIS IS HARD.Copy !req
225. EXPENSIVE. NOT THAT HARD.Copy !req
226. THEN TODAY SHOULD BE PAINLESS.Copy !req
227. ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS GO OVER THE FINAL REVISIONS
WITH BOTH PARTIES,Copy !req
228. AND THEN YOU SIGN
ON THE DOTTED LINECopy !req
229. AND YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM.Copy !req
230. GOOD.
GOOD.Copy !req
231. HENS PROBABLY
GOING TO BE LATE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
232. HMM.Copy !req
233. JUST BECAUSE HE KNOWS
IT DRIVES ME NUTS.Copy !req
234. MAY I ASK YOU
SOMETHING PERSONAL?Copy !req
235. OFF THE CLOCK.Copy !req
236. SURE, KAREN.Copy !req
237. WHY ARE YOU STILL
WEARING YOUR RING?Copy !req
238. BECAUSE I'M NOT DIVORCED.Copy !req
239. YOU PEOPLE HAVE YOUR RITUALS,Copy !req
240. AND I HAVE MINE.Copy !req
241. HMM.Copy !req
242. MIND IF I START THE CLOCK?Copy !req
243. START THE CLOCK.Copy !req
244. HERM...
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, HERM?Copy !req
245. 'SUP?Copy !req
246. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
247. WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
248. DO ANY OF YOU CHAPS
KNOW AN H. SORIANO?Copy !req
249. HE'S A SKINNY DUDECopy !req
250. WITH A COUPLE OF TATTOOS?Copy !req
251. WE'RE ALL SKINNY DUDES
WITH A COUPLE OF TATS.Copy !req
252. YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
253. YES.Copy !req
254. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HERM
GOES BY ANOTHER HANDLE?Copy !req
255. HANDLE?
WE'RE NOT TRUCKERS, MAN.Copy !req
256. LOOK, I NEED TO
FIND HERM, NOW.Copy !req
257. I KNOW
HE HANGS OUT HERE.Copy !req
258. I OWE HIM MONEY.Copy !req
259. I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HIM NOW.Copy !req
260. CHILL, DUDE.Copy !req
261. HERM'S ON HIS WAY.Copy !req
262. HERM.Copy !req
263. HERM! H...Copy !req
264. OH, SWEET CHRIST.Copy !req
265. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
266. YOU DON'T EVER FORGET.Copy !req
267. I'M OKAY.Copy !req
268. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
269. HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?Copy !req
270. NO HABLA INGLES.Copy !req
271. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HAWAII?Copy !req
272. AY, DIOS MIO.Copy !req
273. I JUST GOT BACK
FROM A VACATION IN HAWAII.Copy !req
274. I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY MAIL.Copy !req
275. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE SUNNY,Copy !req
276. BUT IT RAINED.Copy !req
277. MY SON TOOK ME
ON A CRUISE.Copy !req
278. ALL THE SHRIMP
YOU CAN EATCopy !req
279. AT EVERY MEAL,
EVEN BREAKFAST.Copy !req
280. ARE YOU MEXICAN?Copy !req
281. ACTUALLY, I'M FROM NEW YORK.Copy !req
282. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK.Copy !req
283. I DON'T THINK
I'D LIKE IT, THOUGH,Copy !req
284. ALL THOSE
TALL BUILDINGSCopy !req
285. AND EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND.Copy !req
286. ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE
TO MEET MATT LAUER.Copy !req
287. YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE HIM,
ONLY OLDER AND ANGRIER.Copy !req
288. HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO HAWAII?Copy !req
289. SWEETHEART.
GOD LOVE YOU FOR COMING.Copy !req
290. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
A FABULOUS TIME.Copy !req
291. I'M SURE I WILL, SHERRI.Copy !req
292. LET'S GET YOU A NAME TAG.Copy !req
293. I FEEL LIKE A CHRISTIAN
IN THE COLISEUM.Copy !req
294. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
295. PRETTY AND FUNNY.Copy !req
296. THE WHOLE PACKAGE.Copy !req
297. YOU'RE GOING TO
KILL IN THERE.Copy !req
298. TELL ME YOUR NAME, DOLL.Copy !req
299. UM, DAISY. DAISY ADAIR.Copy !req
300. OH. FIRST NAMES ONLY.Copy !req
301. DISCOURAGES THE
STALKER ELEMENT.Copy !req
302. DAISY.Copy !req
303. RIGHT. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
304. BREAK SOME HEARTS.Copy !req
305. I'M RETURNING LYDIA'S CALL.Copy !req
306. IT'S MILLIE FROM HAPPY TIME.Copy !req
307. HI, LYDIA.Copy !req
308. YOU'VE TEMPED FOR THEM BEFORE.Copy !req
309. THERE'S A DRESS CODE,Copy !req
310. AND YOUR SKIRT NEEDS
TO ACTUALLY COVER YOUR ASS.Copy !req
311. I DON'T CARE
WHERE YOUR TATTOO IS.Copy !req
312. YOU CANNOT SHOW CRACK
AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
313. I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
314. MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING,
MR. BARPHIN?Copy !req
315. WAS THAT CALL
OF A BUSINESS NATURE?Copy !req
316. THE WAY D.H.
RUNS THINGS AROUND HERE,Copy !req
317. THERE ISN'T ANY ANOTHER KIND.Copy !req
318. MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?Copy !req
319. THAT IS A QUESTION.Copy !req
320. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO ASK ME ANOTHER ONE?Copy !req
321. DO YOU ROUTINELY
USE OFF-COLOR LANGUAGECopy !req
322. AS PART
OF YOUR BUSINESS LEXICON?Copy !req
323. SOMETIMES OFF-COLOR LANGUAGECopy !req
324. IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY
TO CONVEY AN IDEA.Copy !req
325. AS IN,
"GET THE FUCK AWAY
FROM MY CUBICLE."Copy !req
326. I HAVE AN OBSERVATION.Copy !req
327. L.T.H.I.Copy !req
328. LOVE TO HEAR IT.Copy !req
329. WHEN YOU MAKE A CALL,Copy !req
330. YOU DO NOT NEED TO SAY,
"RETURNING SO-AND-SO'S CALL."Copy !req
331. YOU CAN JUST SAY, "RETURNING."
SAVES TIME.Copy !req
332. I WANTED TO ASK,
"SAVES TIME FOR WHAT?"Copy !req
333. BUT I JUST SAID...Copy !req
334. THANK YOU.
WELCOME.Copy !req
335. SAVE YOUR FUCKING BREATH,
YOU WORM.Copy !req
336. WELCOME TO "MAKE YOUR MOVE."Copy !req
337. EACH DATE IS TWO MINUTES.Copy !req
338. NO TALK ABOUT WORK,
AND FIRST NAMES ONLY.Copy !req
339. OKAY. MAKE YOUR MOVE!Copy !req
340. YOW.Copy !req
341. DAISY.Copy !req
342. HELLO, DAISY.Copy !req
343. PRETTIEST FLOWER
IN THE GARDEN.Copy !req
344. SO, DAISY,
WE'VE ONLY GOT TWO MINUTES.Copy !req
345. ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO ASK "THE KID?"Copy !req
346. YES, UM...Copy !req
347. WHAT'S, UH...Copy !req
348. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?Copy !req
349. BABE, LAST NAMES
SPELL COMMITMENT.Copy !req
350. I'M ALL ABOUT THE HERE,Copy !req
351. THE NOW,Copy !req
352. THE YOU AND ME
ATTACKING SOME BEDSPRINGS.Copy !req
353. LAST NAME.Copy !req
354. MANDELL.Copy !req
355. THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
356. SWEETIE,Copy !req
357. NO PHYSICAL THREATS
TO THE GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
358. I NEED THE REPEAT CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
359. I'M NEW.Copy !req
360. OKAY.Copy !req
361. OKAY, OKAY.
WALK ME THROUGH
MY SPA TREATMENTS.Copy !req
362. YEAH.Copy !req
363. UH-UH.Copy !req
364. NO, NOT THE MUD WRAP.Copy !req
365. I WANT THE HOT ROCKS.Copy !req
366. NO NEED TO TRAVEL 4,000 MILESCopy !req
367. TO HAVE SOMEBODY
SHOVE MUD UP MY ASS.Copy !req
368. COME ON!Copy !req
369. COME—
MOVE IT!Copy !req
370. PASSENGERS ARRIVINGCopy !req
371. ON FLIGHT 127 FROM HONG KONGCopy !req
372. MAY PICK UP THEIR BAGGAGE
FROM CAROUSEL NUMBER ONE.Copy !req
373. MRS. WILLIAMS, YOUR CHILDREN
HAVE BEEN FOUND...Copy !req
374. EXCUSE ME. HELLO.
CAN I GET
EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION?Copy !req
375. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.Copy !req
376. CAN I GET EVERYBODY'S
ATTENTION?Copy !req
377. MY NAME IS WILLIAM GARRATT,Copy !req
378. AND IT IS MY PLEASURE TO
ADDRESS THE BAGGAGE SITUATIONCopy !req
379. ON FLIGHT 127 FROM HONG KONG.Copy !req
380. IF I DO NOT GET MY TRUNK,Copy !req
381. I AM FUCKED.Copy !req
382. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
FUCKED.Copy !req
383. YES, MA'AM, I DO,Copy !req
384. BUT I ALSO UNDERSTANDCopy !req
385. THAT ANGER AND FOUL LANGUAGECopy !req
386. IS NOT GOING TO MAKE
THIS PROCESS GO ANY FASTER,Copy !req
387. AND WHEN YOU
GET YOUR TRUNKCopy !req
388. AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY
IN A FEW MINUTES,Copy !req
389. YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING
WHY YOU MADE SUCH A FUSS.Copy !req
390. I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE
ONE HOUR!Copy !req
391. MA'AM,Copy !req
392. CAN YOU STEP BACK
AND CALM DOWN?Copy !req
393. BECAUSE I'M GETTING READY
TO DO MY THING.Copy !req
394. ONE...Copy !req
395. TWO...Copy !req
396. THREE.Copy !req
397. EARPIECE TO THE
BAGGAGE HANDLERS
ON THE TARMAC?Copy !req
398. SO YOU DIDN'T BUY
MY ZEN-LIKE CALM, HUH?Copy !req
399. I BOUGHT YOUR ZEN-LIKE CALM.Copy !req
400. I JUST DIDN'T BUY
THE MAGIC TRICK.Copy !req
401. LISTEN,
I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU,Copy !req
402. BUT I NEED TO SEE YOUR
PASSENGER MANIFEST, PLEASE.Copy !req
403. SWEETHEART,Copy !req
404. ONLY A GUN TO MY HEAD
WOULD ALARM ME,Copy !req
405. AND NOT EVEN THEN.Copy !req
406. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
407. I NEED THE
FOLLOWING PASSENGERSCopy !req
408. TO IDENTIFY
THEMSELVES, PLEASE.Copy !req
409. PASSENGER JONES.Copy !req
410. HERECopy !req
411. PASSENGER THIBODEAUX.Copy !req
412. THANK YOU FOR
YOUR COOPERATION,Copy !req
413. AND HAVE A NICE DAY,Copy !req
414. AND THANK YOU, SIR.Copy !req
415. THANK YOU.Copy !req
416. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
417. MAY I SEE YOUR PASSPORT,
PLEASE?Copy !req
418. IT'S JUST
A ROUTINE CHECK.Copy !req
419. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I NEED.Copy !req
420. MORE STUPID AMERICANS
TO KEEP ME FROM
WHERE I'M GOING.Copy !req
421. EVERYONE'S DOING WHAT THEY CANCopy !req
422. TO GET YOU
WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MISS.Copy !req
423. YOU JUST NEED TO STAY CALM.Copy !req
424. CALM IS FOR LOSERS.Copy !req
425. I HAVE PLACES TO GO.Copy !req
426. THEN YOU GO, BABY.Copy !req
427. ALLEZ, ALLEZ.Copy !req
428. TU ES VRAIMENT UNE VACHE, HUH?Copy !req
429. JEFF...Copy !req
430. ALLEN?Copy !req
431. NO.Copy !req
432. WE SHOULDN'T WASTE TIME, JEFF.Copy !req
433. YOU AND I? NO CONNECTION.Copy !req
434. WHAT?Copy !req
435. I DON'T LIKE MOUSTACHES.Copy !req
436. OH. NO.Copy !req
437. I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE IT.Copy !req
438. I WAS PLANNING ON SHAVING IT.Copy !req
439. SERIOUSLY.
I ALMOST SHAVED IT OFF
RIGHT BEFORE I CAME.Copy !req
440. EVEN IF YOU SHAVED IT,
I'D ALWAYS SEE IT.Copy !req
441. REALLY?
YEAH.Copy !req
442. DATING, IT'S ALL
ABOUT FIRST IMPRESSIONS,Copy !req
443. SNAP JUDGMENTS,Copy !req
444. AND THIS, JEFF,
THIS THING BETWEEN YOU AND I,Copy !req
445. IT'S NOT POWERFUL.Copy !req
446. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
447. NICE MEETING YOU.Copy !req
448. HI.Copy !req
449. UM, THIS IS IT.Copy !req
450. REGGIE'S BAND UNIFORM.Copy !req
451. YOU TOLD ME
TO PICK IT UP.Copy !req
452. HOW DOES IT LOOK?Copy !req
453. IT'S PRETTY ADORABLE.Copy !req
454. DOES IT HAVE ONE OF THE HATS?Copy !req
455. OH. YEAH.Copy !req
456. CHIN STRAP AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
457. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
458. EPAULETS. EPAULETS.Copy !req
459. COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE?Copy !req
460. OKAY, WE'RE ALL HERE.Copy !req
461. LET'S GET GOING.Copy !req
462. I HAVE COPIES
FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
463. IF YOU'LL JUST
TAKE A MINUTE,Copy !req
464. YOU'LL NOTICE
THE REVISIONS
ARE IN BOLD,Copy !req
465. AND IF THERE ARE
ANY QUESTIONS—Copy !req
466. YOU'RE TAKING REGGIE
FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
467. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO
FOR THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
468. TERRIFIC.Copy !req
469. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
470. GOING TO CANCUN?Copy !req
471. DOES IT REALLY MATTER
WHERE I'M GOING?Copy !req
472. I'M GOING.Copy !req
473. SO I GET REGGIE
FOR THANKSGIVING,
WHEN SHE HATES THE FOOD?Copy !req
474. THAT'S JUST THE WAY
IT WORKED OUT.Copy !req
475. SO YOU GET TO
HAVE OUR DAUGHTERCopy !req
476. ON THE HOLIDAY WHEN
SHE OPENS PRESENTS,Copy !req
477. AND I GET HER FOR THE ONE
WHERE SHE THROWS UP?Copy !req
478. WHAT DO YOU WANT, JOY?Copy !req
479. CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN?Copy !req
480. THE FANCY ONE IN YOUR POCKET.
DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
481. BE MY GUEST.Copy !req
482. YOU CAN USE MINE IF YOU LIKE.Copy !req
483. THANK YOU.Copy !req
484. HELLO THERE, JACK.
RIGHT.Copy !req
485. SO, ARE YOU HAVING
SOME NICE DATES?Copy !req
486. ARE YOU TRYING
TO DUMP ME ALREADY?Copy !req
487. NO, JUST MAKING CHIT-CHAT.Copy !req
488. I BET YOU'RE DYING TO DATE
THAT HUMP OVER THERE.Copy !req
489. WELL, HE IS HANDSOME,Copy !req
490. BUT I LOOK FOR MANY
OTHER QUALITIES IN A MAN.Copy !req
491. IS YOUR LAST NAME ALLEN?Copy !req
492. I KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT THAT GUY HAS HERPES.Copy !req
493. FACT.
EASY THERE, TIGER.Copy !req
494. YOU DESPISE MEN, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
495. WHAT?Copy !req
496. YOU COME HERE
BECAUSE YOU HATE MEN.Copy !req
497. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO HATES MEN.Copy !req
498. GOD,
I HOPE YOUR LAST NAME'S ALLEN.Copy !req
499. IT'S NOT.Copy !req
500. ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW HATE MEN.Copy !req
501. NO, THEY JUST HATE YOU.Copy !req
502. MARTY,
CALL THE MESSENGER SERVICE,Copy !req
503. FIND OUT WHAT'S
KEEPING THEM.Copy !req
504. STEPHANIE, THE COPIER
NEEDS TONER,Copy !req
505. AND...Copy !req
506. YOU.Copy !req
507. I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.Copy !req
508. I'M THE SANDWICH BOY.Copy !req
509. WELL, SANDWICH BOY,Copy !req
510. WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?Copy !req
511. IN RECEPTION.Copy !req
512. ARE THERE HUNGRY PEOPLE
IN RECEPTION?Copy !req
513. NO, THEY'RE IN HERE, STARVING.Copy !req
514. THE TED
HAS NOT BEEN
GIVEN AN TASK.Copy !req
515. THE TED IS TASKLESS.Copy !req
516. THE TED
IS TO REMAIN WITH MILLIE.Copy !req
517. THE TED MUST MAKE
MILLIE LAUGH.Copy !req
518. KEEP YOUR STATION TUNED
TO CHANNEL TED.Copy !req
519. IT'S ALL TED, ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
520. T-N-T.
TED 'N' TED—Copy !req
521. TED ON MUTE.Copy !req
522. I FELT A LITTLE LIKE RUBE
HANDING OUT POST-ITS.Copy !req
523. LIKE DEATH,Copy !req
524. WE WERE
ON A PRETTY TIGHT SCHEDULE.Copy !req
525. LET
DON'T DILLY-DALLY.Copy !req
526. TIME IS MONEY, PEOPLE.Copy !req
527. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I JUST SAID, "DILLY-DALLY."Copy !req
528. I FEEL DIRTY.Copy !req
529. I DON'T LIKE
THESE STAMPS.Copy !req
530. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE?Copy !req
531. I REMEMBER SOMETHING
WITH AMELIA EARHART.Copy !req
532. I LOVED HER.Copy !req
533. I REAPED HER.Copy !req
534. WHILE EVERYONE MAY AGREECopy !req
535. THAT TIME FLIES
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN,Copy !req
536. IT IS A LITTLE-KNOWN FACTCopy !req
537. THAT EVEN WHEN
YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN,Copy !req
538. TIME STILL CAN FLY...Copy !req
539. AND IT FLIES COACH.Copy !req
540. THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?Copy !req
541. SO, WHAT WAS MY TIME?Copy !req
542. NICE.Copy !req
543. AND EVEN THOUGH
TIMES KNOWS HOW TO FLY,Copy !req
544. IT REMEMBERS HOW TO CRAWL.Copy !req
545. HI. CAN I CUT IN?Copy !req
546. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
547. YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
548. WHAT A DAY I'VE HAD.Copy !req
549. WOULD YOU
HOLD MY SPOT, PLEASE?Copy !req
550. AFTERNOON, LADIES.Copy !req
551. ARE YOU TWO OLD FRIENDS?Copy !req
552. UH, HER DAUGHTER'S
IN MY SON'S CLASS.Copy !req
553. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.Copy !req
554. IS EVERYONE IN THIS LINE
AN ASSHOLE?Copy !req
555. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
556. IS EVERYONE YOU JUST
CUT IN FRONT OF
AN ASSHOLE?Copy !req
557. NO.Copy !req
558. SO IT'S JUST YOU, THEN?Copy !req
559. I HAVE CHILDREN IN THE CAR.Copy !req
560. I GOT A CAKE IN THE OVEN.Copy !req
561. HE'S GOT THREE MINUTES LEFT
ON THE METER.Copy !req
562. SHE'S GOT A LUNCH MEETING.Copy !req
563. WE ALL HAVE A FINITE
AMOUNT OF TIME.Copy !req
564. NOW, GET IN THE BACK
OF THE LINE,Copy !req
565. AND DON'T USE YOUR CHILDREN
LIKE THAT. IT'S SHAMEFUL.Copy !req
566. IT'S BEEN SAIDCopy !req
567. THAT TIME AND TIDE
WAIT FOR NO MAN.Copy !req
568. NEITHER DOES DAISY.Copy !req
569. A WORD ABOUT THE ASCOT.Copy !req
570. YOU NEED TO BE REALLY STYLISH
OR REALLY RICHCopy !req
571. TO PULL THAT OFF,Copy !req
572. OR ARE YOU GAY?Copy !req
573. NO.Copy !req
574. NO.Copy !req
575. I SMELL AN OBSESSION
WITH UFOs.Copy !req
576. I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH UFOs.Copy !req
577. OKAY.Copy !req
578. BUT I DID COME HERE IN ONE.Copy !req
579. BIG ONE.Copy !req
580. BIG ONE.Copy !req
581. WOW.Copy !req
582. YO, CUP O' NOODLES.Copy !req
583. LET'S MOVE IT ALONG
HERE.Copy !req
584. THE TED HAS
LOW BLOOD SUGAR.Copy !req
585. SHUT UP, TED.Copy !req
586. THE TED WILL IGNORE
WHAT HE WOULD
NORMALLY TAKECopy !req
587. TO BE FIGHTING WORDS.Copy !req
588. THE TED NEEDS
TO CHILL.Copy !req
589. I'M OKAY.Copy !req
590. JE N'AI PAS ENCORE
MA VALISE.Copy !req
591. OUI. CA FAIT UNE HEURE
QUE JE SUIS ICI.Copy !req
592. JUST HAND YOUR TICKET
TO THAT GENTLEMAN OVER THERE,Copy !req
593. AND YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY.Copy !req
594. MAN, YOU GOT
THE PATIENCE OF JOB.Copy !req
595. THE AIRPORT'S NOT
A HAPPY PLACE FOR
A LOT OF PEOPLE,Copy !req
596. BUT I'M HAPPY.Copy !req
597. I BELIEVE THAT TENDS
TO RUB OFF ON PEOPLE.Copy !req
598. I WOULDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
599. I DON'T WORK THAT WAY.Copy !req
600. YOU ARE A SHOOT FIRST
AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
601. I REALLY AM.Copy !req
602. WELL, I BELIEVE THAT
IT'S HARDER TO BE HAPPYCopy !req
603. WHEN YOU HAVE A GUN
ON YOUR BELT.Copy !req
604. MAKES ANGER
A MUCH EASIER CHOICE.Copy !req
605. YOU USED TO BE ON THE JOB?Copy !req
606. NO.
NOT YOUR JOB.Copy !req
607. NO.Copy !req
608. I WASN'T ALWAYS A...Copy !req
609. CALM MAN.Copy !req
610. PEOPLE SUFFERED.Copy !req
611. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
612. I THINK I DO.Copy !req
613. IT WAS REALLY GOOD
MEETING YOU, WILLIAM.Copy !req
614. NICE TO MEET YOU, OFFICER.Copy !req
615. NEXT.Copy !req
616. AFTERNOON.Copy !req
617. AFTERNOON.
I'M HERE TO PICK UP
A PACKAGE.Copy !req
618. I'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.
TAKE TWO.Copy !req
619. WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING.Copy !req
620. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
621. THIS HAS BEEN IN
THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
622. WHY DIDN'T THIS
GET TO WHERE IT WAS GOING?Copy !req
623. I WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT, SIR.Copy !req
624. WELL, THIS WAS SENT
A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
625. PERHAPS THE PEOPLE MOVED.Copy !req
626. NO, THEY DIDN'T MOVE.Copy !req
627. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED, SIR.
I WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
628. THIS IS ALMOST 80 YEARS...Copy !req
629. 80 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
630. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.Copy !req
631. SIR, IT MIGHT BE UNACCEPTABLE,
BUT IT IS THE WAY IT IS.Copy !req
632. IT WAS IN
THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE.Copy !req
633. IT TOOK A LONG WHILE
TO MAKE ITS WAY BACK,Copy !req
634. BUT NOW YOU HAVE IT.Copy !req
635. WELL, THIS IS A MISTAKE.Copy !req
636. IT CAME BACK.Copy !req
637. THIS IS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.Copy !req
638. ON BEHALF OF THE
U.S. POSTAL SYSTEM,Copy !req
639. I APOLOGIZE
FOR ANY INCONVENIENCECopy !req
640. THIS MIGHT HAVE CAUSED YOU
OR YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
641. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
642. HI, JAMES.Copy !req
643. HI, DAISY.Copy !req
644. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, JAMES?Copy !req
645. BOND. JAMES BOND.Copy !req
646. I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY.Copy !req
647. NO, IT'S FUNNY.
IT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
648. I JUST, UM...Copy !req
649. I'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE.Copy !req
650. YEAH, ME TOO.Copy !req
651. 17 TIMES, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
652. WOW.Copy !req
653. YOU MUST BE GETTING
VERY GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
654. I'M TERRIBLE.Copy !req
655. NO ONE EVER WRITES ME DOWN.Copy !req
656. WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST
HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT GIRL.Copy !req
657. ARE YOU THE RIGHT GIRL, DAISY?Copy !req
658. I KNOW, TWO MINUTES IS TOUGH.Copy !req
659. EVERYONE LIKES TO TALK,
AND I LIKE TO LISTEN.Copy !req
660. I GUESS IT'S HARD
TO REMEMBER SOMEONE
WHO JUST LISTENS.Copy !req
661. WELL, I'LL REMEMBER YOU.Copy !req
662. I HOPE SO, DAISY.Copy !req
663. I'VE REALLY ENJOYED SPENDING—Copy !req
664. MAKE YOUR MOVES,
SPEED DATERS! HURRY UP.Copy !req
665. SEE YOU, JAMES BOND.Copy !req
666. MY NAME'S NOT REALLY BOND.Copy !req
667. I KNOW.Copy !req
668. IT'S ALLEN.Copy !req
669. DAISY,
YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE SMILE.Copy !req
670. GOODBYE.
BYE.Copy !req
671. EVERYONE SAYS LIVE IN THE NOW,Copy !req
672. BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT.Copy !req
673. I MEAN,
WHO LIVES IN THE MOMENT?Copy !req
674. WE'RE TOO BUSY THINKING
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...Copy !req
675. OR WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL.Copy !req
676. HAVE I EVER SAT
IN AN AISLE SEAT, DIANE? HUH?Copy !req
677. BUSINESS CLASS,
RIGHT SIDE WINDOW, BULKHEAD.Copy !req
678. WHAT ARE YOU, NEW? HUH?Copy !req
679. LET'S GO.
LET'S MAKE THINGS
HAPPEN HERE, DIANE.Copy !req
680. COME ON.Copy !req
681. COME ON.Copy !req
682. I KNOW IT DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE IT,Copy !req
683. BUT YOU ARE
IN GOOD HANDS.Copy !req
684. OH, COME ON, NOW, LADY.Copy !req
685. YOU CAN'T DO THAT,
MA'AM.Copy !req
686. ZUT ALORS.Copy !req
687. THIS IS VERY
INCONVENIENT.Copy !req
688. LADY, YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
689. YES, AND I AM SURECopy !req
690. THERE ARE MANY OTHER
DEAD PEOPLE UP THERECopy !req
691. TRYING TO TAKE MY PLACE.Copy !req
692. LET'S GO.Copy !req
693. C'EST LA VIE.Copy !req
694. WATCHING
A REALLY EFFICIENT SYSTEM
IN ACTIONCopy !req
695. SOMETIMES JUST KNOCKS YOU OUT,Copy !req
696. AND SOMETIMES
IT JUST MAKES YOU SICK.Copy !req
697. THE TIME CARD.Copy !req
698. MAKES IT A SNAP TO MONITOR
EVERYONE'S COMINGS AND GOINGS.Copy !req
699. PEOPLE ARE WORKING,
AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT,Copy !req
700. YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.Copy !req
701. I LOVE IT.Copy !req
702. IT'S NOT VERY...Copy !req
703. PERSONAL.Copy !req
704. EXACTLY.Copy !req
705. IT REDUCES THE AMOUNT
OF TIME YOU NEEDCopy !req
706. TO TALK
TO YOUR EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
707. WELL, THAT'S JUST...Copy !req
708. FANTASTIC.Copy !req
709. ON THE CLOCK.Copy !req
710. ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK.Copy !req
711. NO MATTER HOW QUICKLY
EVERYONE DID THEIR JOB TODAY,Copy !req
712. SOMEONE SOMEWHERECopy !req
713. WOULD BE PUNCHING OUT
BEFORE 5:00.Copy !req
714. COME ON, REGGIE.Copy !req
715. LET'S SEE.Copy !req
716. I'M NOT GOING.Copy !req
717. LET ME JUST SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
718. I LOOK LIKE A GEEK.Copy !req
719. ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE.Copy !req
720. LOOK,
I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS.Copy !req
721. YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST SHOW ME.Copy !req
722. NOW.Copy !req
723. PLEASE?Copy !req
724. OH.Copy !req
725. YOU ARE SO CUTE.Copy !req
726. BLAH.Copy !req
727. I'M TAKING A PICTURE.Copy !req
728. NO WAY.
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
729. NO, TOO LATE.Copy !req
730. I HAVE TO GET A CAMERA.
JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
731. I HATE THIS.Copy !req
732. STAY RIGHT THERECopy !req
733. BEFORE IT GETS ALL CRUMPLED UP
IN THE CAR.Copy !req
734. SHUT UP.Copy !req
735. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, I WANT ONE
WITH THE HAT ON...Copy !req
736. REGGIE?Copy !req
737. AW...Copy !req
738. UH...Copy !req
739. WELL, SOMEONE'S POPULAR.Copy !req
740. YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A VERY BUSY GIRL.Copy !req
741. BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.Copy !req
742. JAMES.Copy !req
743. JAMES.Copy !req
744. NOBODY
WROTE MY NAME DOWN.Copy !req
745. I DID.Copy !req
746. YOU WERE JUST TRYING
TO BE NICE.Copy !req
747. NO, I REALLY LIKED YOU.Copy !req
748. I LIKED YOU TOO.Copy !req
749. YOU'D REALLY
GO OUT WITH ME?Copy !req
750. SURE.Copy !req
751. IN A NEW YORK MINUTE.Copy !req
752. WHO EVER THOUGHT
OF THE CONCEPTCopy !req
753. OF KNOWING SOMEONE
IN TWO MINUTES?Copy !req
754. YEAH.Copy !req
755. IT TAKES EVEN LESS TIME
THAN THAT.Copy !req
756. WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME, JAMES?Copy !req
757. I DIDN'T JUMP.Copy !req
758. I SLIPPED.Copy !req
759. I'M WAITING FOR OUR DATE, SIR.Copy !req
760. YOU WERE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THERE.Copy !req
761. I KNOW.Copy !req
762. SEE, WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.Copy !req
763. EVERYONE'S
STILL GETTING THERE.Copy !req
764. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
I WANT TO GO HOME.Copy !req
765. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN.Copy !req
766. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
767. SEE, IF YOU KEEP WAITING
ON THE SIDELINES...Copy !req
768. THIS IS A REALLY...Copy !req
769. PRECIOUS TIME.Copy !req
770. I DON'T... I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE LEFT OUT.Copy !req
771. I WANT TO JUST...Copy !req
772. HELP YOU RUN IN THERE.Copy !req
773. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
774. GEORGE WOULDN'T HAVE
PUT THIS CRAPPY UNIFORM ON.Copy !req
775. I... I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
776. I DON'T WANT TO WEAR GLASSES
ANYMORE.Copy !req
777. WHAT?
EVERYONE CALLS ME
HARRIET POTTER.Copy !req
778. I DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
779. OKAY.Copy !req
780. IS THERE ANY...Copy !req
781. ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO...Copy !req
782. YOU WANT TO TELL ME?Copy !req
783. ANYTHING?Copy !req
784. WE COULD JUST
TAKE LITTLE MINUTE.Copy !req
785. FORGET IT. I'M LATE.Copy !req
786. REGGIE!Copy !req
787. WHAT?Copy !req
788. DON'T JUST RUN
ACROSS THE STREET
WITHOUT LOOKING.Copy !req
789. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!Copy !req
790. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?Copy !req
791. I'M SORRY.
REGGIE, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
792. JUST... JUST...Copy !req
793. JUST PLEASE BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
794. OKAY.
HEY.Copy !req
795. CAN I JUST TAKE ONE PICTURE?Copy !req
796. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
797. I'M LATE.Copy !req
798. OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
799. I'M A STUPID MAN.Copy !req
800. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?Copy !req
801. HERM.Copy !req
802. MASON, MASON.Copy !req
803. MASON, YOU DON'T
LOOK SO GOOD, MAN.Copy !req
804. I'M OKAY.Copy !req
805. I OWE YOU SOME MONEY, DON'T I?Copy !req
806. HERM, HERM, HERM, HERM.Copy !req
807. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
808. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?Copy !req
809. THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE THE MASON I KNOW.Copy !req
810. YOU SURE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT, MAN?Copy !req
811. I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST TAKING A BREATHER.Copy !req
812. YEAH?
A BREATHER FROM WHAT?Copy !req
813. FROM BEING ME.Copy !req
814. COME ON, MAN.
GET UP OUT OF THAT GUTTER.Copy !req
815. THANKS, MATE.Copy !req
816. YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT THIS MONEY?Copy !req
817. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I GOT SOME SPEED.Copy !req
818. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY.Copy !req
819. YOU BUY THE SPEED.Copy !req
820. I DON'T WANT IT.Copy !req
821. HONESTLY.Copy !req
822. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
823. LOOK, I GOT TO GO, MAN.
I GOT TO GET TO THE NEXT DROP.Copy !req
824. DUDE FORGOT
HIS STICKS, MAN.Copy !req
825. TAKE CARE.
I WILL.Copy !req
826. HEY, MASON.Copy !req
827. WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY
WHO HANGS OUT
WITH THREE MUSICIANS?Copy !req
828. I GIVE UP.Copy !req
829. THE DRUMMER.Copy !req
830. LATER, MAN.
I GOT TO SCRAMBLE.Copy !req
831. DUDE.
DUDE.Copy !req
832. OH, MAN!
HEY, THAT'S BRUTAL.Copy !req
833. PSST. PSST. HEY, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
834. I THINK IT'S GOING
REALLY WELL, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
835. I GUESS.Copy !req
836. UM, I HAVE
A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
837. OH, FINE.
I CAN JUST SMELL THAT RAISE.Copy !req
838. YOU'VE REALLY HUSTLED TODAY,
MILLIE,Copy !req
839. AND I APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
840. DON'T YOU THINK
THINGS WERE
A LITTLE STRANGE TODAY?Copy !req
841. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
842. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
843. I MEAN, I KNOW WE'VE
PICKED UP THE PACE,Copy !req
844. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.Copy !req
845. "IF YOU'RE SKATING
OVER THIN ICE,Copy !req
846. YOU'D BETTER GO FAST."Copy !req
847. WHAT IF WE JUST
AVOIDED THE ICE ALTOGETHER?Copy !req
848. YO, MILLIE.
WHAT UP, DAWG?Copy !req
849. YO, TED.Copy !req
850. SO, DELORES,Copy !req
851. WHEN DO I GET
MY LAST CHECK?Copy !req
852. IN ABOUT A WEEK.Copy !req
853. WHAT?Copy !req
854. I FIRED TED.Copy !req
855. I'M TOAST.Copy !req
856. BURNT TOAST.Copy !req
857. HASTA LUEGO, TED.Copy !req
858. TEDMEISTER,
OVER AND OUT.Copy !req
859. CHECK, PLEASE,
FOR THE TEDSTER.Copy !req
860. WHY DID YOU FIRE TED?Copy !req
861. STAY OUT OF IT, MILLIE.Copy !req
862. FINE, HE'S
A LITTLE DIFFERENT,Copy !req
863. BUT IS THAT ANY REASON
TO FIRE HIM?Copy !req
864. TED'S FUNNY.Copy !req
865. MAYBE HE DOESN'T
GET AS MUCH WORK DONE
AROUND HERECopy !req
866. AS EVERYONE ELSE,Copy !req
867. BUT AT LEAST
HE MAKES LIFECopy !req
868. A LITTLE MORE FUN
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
869. THAT HAS TO STAND
FOR SOMETHING.Copy !req
870. THE TED IS DEAD.Copy !req
871. OH...Copy !req
872. IS THE TED DRUNK?Copy !req
873. TED...Copy !req
874. GOODBYE, TED.Copy !req
875. MILLIE WILL MISS YOU.Copy !req
876. WHEN I WAS ALIVE,
I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT TIME.Copy !req
877. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT,Copy !req
878. AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY
I WAS ALWAYS LATE...Copy !req
879. BUT SINCE I DIED, IT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
880. I GUESS I WANT TO BE MORE...Copy !req
881. ON TIME.Copy !req
882. WHOO.Copy !req
883. WHAT DID YOU DO?
KNOCK OVER A BANK?Copy !req
884. NO.Copy !req
885. IS THIS REAL MONEY?Copy !req
886. IT WAS,Copy !req
887. MANY YEARS AGO.Copy !req
888. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
889. JUST A LONG DAY.Copy !req
890. HAVE YOU HANDLED
YOUR POST-IT YET?Copy !req
891. I'M ON MY WAY.Copy !req
892. DON'T BE LATE.Copy !req
893. I WON'T BE.Copy !req
894. DO YOU WANT A RIDE HOME?Copy !req
895. I'LL WALK.Copy !req
896. RUBE.Copy !req
897. THANKS.Copy !req
898. I HEARD IT
A MILLION TIMES
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.Copy !req
899. "HURRY UP, GEORGIA."Copy !req
900. "SEIZE THE DAY, GEORGIA."Copy !req
901. AND NO MATTER HOW FAST I WENT,Copy !req
902. I JUST KEPT FALLING BEHIND.Copy !req
903. I JUST KEPT GETTING
LATER AND LATER,Copy !req
904. AND THE WHOLE TIME,Copy !req
905. I WAS THINKING, "WHAT'S NEXT?"Copy !req
906. I COULDN'T WAIT
FOR WHAT'S NEXT.Copy !req
907. MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD
JUST FIND ONE PRETTY SPOTCopy !req
908. AND STAY THERE.Copy !req
909. THE FUNNY THING IS
WHEN YOU DIE,Copy !req
910. EVERYONE REFERS TO YOU
AS "LATE,"Copy !req
911. BUT NOW I KNOWCopy !req
912. THAT'S THE ONE EVENTCopy !req
913. THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS
RIGHT ON TIME.Copy !req
914. WHAT THE FUCK?
ANOTHER RED LIGHT?Copy !req
915. DIANE. DIANE.Copy !req
916. OVERNIGHT THE BAG, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
917. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.Copy !req
918. LOOK, JUST SOLVE
THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
919. I'M 10 FEET
FROM THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
920. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
921. HEY. HELLO.Copy !req
922. COULD YOU PUSH
THE LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT THERE?Copy !req
923. WHAT?Copy !req
924. PUSH THE BUTTON RIGHT—Copy !req
925. THE WALK...Copy !req
926. CALL ME BACK.Copy !req
927. FUCK.Copy !req
928. ONCE IS ENOUGH.Copy !req
929. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
930. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS SHIT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
931. YOU CAN COME THIS WAY.Copy !req
932. I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
933. I'M GOING TO NEED
A MINUTE.Copy !req
934. LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE READY.Copy !req
935. I GUESS THERE'S NO HURRY.Copy !req
936. MURRAY.Copy !req