1. DEEP DOWN,Copy !req
2. WE ALL WANT TO KNOW
IF WE'RE LOVED.Copy !req
3. IT'S THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION,Copy !req
4. BUT WHEN I WAS A KID,
THE QUESTION
WAS EVEN MORE BASIC.Copy !req
5. DOES ANYONE EVEN LIKE ME?Copy !req
6. I'M SURE THERE'S
ALL KINDS OF THEORIESCopy !req
7. ON HOW TO HELP GIRLS
GET OVER THEIR INSECURITIES
AND SELF DOUBTS,Copy !req
8. BUT IT TAKES
A PRETTY TWISTED MINDCopy !req
9. TO THINK THAT "SWIM DAY"
IS THE ANSWER.Copy !req
10. THANKS A LOT, MOM.Copy !req
11. COME ON.Copy !req
12. HEY.Copy !req
13. WHY DON'T YOU GO SAY HI
TO YOUR FRIENDS, SWEETIE?Copy !req
14. LOOK, GEORGIA,Copy !req
15. IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU
TO MAKE A FRIEND.Copy !req
16. IT MIGHT.Copy !req
17. FINE. THEN LET'S GO HOME.Copy !req
18. I'M NOT WEARING THE FLOATIES.Copy !req
19. BUT YOU'RE A REALLY BAD...Copy !req
20. YOU'RE NOT A STRONG
SWIMMER, GEORGE.Copy !req
21. I'D RATHER DROWN.Copy !req
22. WHEN I WAS 10,Copy !req
23. I LEARNED ONE OF LIFE'S
MOST VALUABLE LESSONS.Copy !req
24. NO MATTER HOW UNCOOL
YOU THINK YOU ARE,Copy !req
25. THERE'S SOMEONE EVEN LESS COOLCopy !req
26. JUST A POOL'S LENGTH AWAY...Copy !req
27. HI, GEORGE.Copy !req
28. AND THAT SOMEONE
WAS BETH ANNE MILLER.Copy !req
29. OH, SHIT.Copy !req
30. RECENTLY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
ABOUT CROSSING OVER,Copy !req
31. BUT WHEN YOU'RE ALIVE,Copy !req
32. CROSSING OVER IS EVEN HARDER.Copy !req
33. MUCH HARDER.Copy !req
34. SO...Copy !req
35. DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING
THIS AFTERNOON?Copy !req
36. WHAT FOR?
A NEW SWEATER.Copy !req
37. YEAH, THAT ONE'S
PRETTY TRAGIC.Copy !req
38. I MEANT FOR YOU, REGGIE.Copy !req
39. I HAVE HOMEWORK.Copy !req
40. YOU KNOW,
OTHER GIRLS YOUR AGECopy !req
41. LIKE TO GO TO THE MALL.Copy !req
42. IT'S COOL.Copy !req
43. STEALING LIP GLOSS
AND SMOKING BEHIND
THE FOOD COURT'S COOL?Copy !req
44. FINE, REGGIE.Copy !req
45. STAY HERE AND WORK
ON THAT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
46. IT'S PRETTY.Copy !req
47. I'LL CALL THE SITTER.Copy !req
48. NO.Copy !req
49. I'LL GO.Copy !req
50. WHAT IS SO TRAGIC
ABOUT THIS SWEATER?Copy !req
51. GO.Copy !req
52. THIS IS THE CRUCIAL STEP.Copy !req
53. THE UNSUSPECTING PATRON
PERUSES HIS MENUCopy !req
54. AND SELECTS THE OPTIONS.Copy !req
55. KIFFANY SWINGS BY.Copy !req
56. SHE PRETENDS
NOT TO NOTICE HIM,Copy !req
57. THEREBY MAKING HIM FEEL
DESPERATELY FOOLISH.Copy !req
58. CASTRATED.Copy !req
59. LIMP AND WORTHLESS.Copy !req
60. A RIGHT TURD.Copy !req
61. NOW SHE OWNS HIM.Copy !req
62. HE'S UNDER HER POWER.Copy !req
63. OBSERVE.Copy !req
64. ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL.Copy !req
65. IF PEOPLE THINK
YOU DON'T LIKE THEM,Copy !req
66. THEY WANT IT EVEN MORE.Copy !req
67. IT'S PATHETIC,
REALLY, ISN'T IT?
YEAH.Copy !req
68. YEAH.Copy !req
69. HEY, CAPTAIN ASSHOLE.Copy !req
70. YEAH?Copy !req
71. THIS VIEW IS RUINING
A PERFECTLY GOOD BREAKFAST.Copy !req
72. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,
MEN HAVE DIED
FOR THAT VIEW.Copy !req
73. OKAY, SO THAT WAS
TODAY'S LESSONCopy !req
74. FROM THE WAFFLE HAUS.Copy !req
75. WITHHOLD THE LOVE,
AND YOU GAIN THE POWER.Copy !req
76. HEY, GEORGE,Copy !req
77. YOU WANT TO COME
OUT OF THE POOL?Copy !req
78. NO.Copy !req
79. I LIKE IT HERE.Copy !req
80. WILL RESURFACE FOR FOOD.Copy !req
81. YOU...Copy !req
82. YOU...Copy !req
83. YOU.
POOLS?Copy !req
84. I HATE POOLS. I HATE WATER.
I HATE DROWNING.Copy !req
85. I HATE ANYTHING
THAT MAKES SOMEBODY BLUE.Copy !req
86. WHAT ABOUT SINGING THE BLUES?
THAT'S ALWAYS NICE.Copy !req
87. DROWNING IS A REALLY,
REALLY HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE.Copy !req
88. YOU GOT
THE BLOND-HAIRED,Copy !req
89. BLUE-EYED BLUES
AGAIN, DAISY?Copy !req
90. YES.Copy !req
91. HIT ME, RUBE.
NICE TO SEE YOU, ROXY.Copy !req
92. WHY DON'T YOU
STAY A WHILE?Copy !req
93. I WOULD,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO.Copy !req
94. NOW, ROXY HERE
IS A CLASSIC WITHHOLDER.Copy !req
95. SHE INSPIRES FEAR
THROUGH RESTRAINT.Copy !req
96. I INSPIRE FEARCopy !req
97. THROUGH MY
NINE MILLIMETERCopy !req
98. AND MY
PENETRATING GAZE.Copy !req
99. IS THAT A PEPPER SPRAYCopy !req
100. ON YOUR FANCY
UTILITY BELT, ROXY?Copy !req
101. IT IS, MASON.Copy !req
102. YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH IT?Copy !req
103. YES.Copy !req
104. YOU ARE SO INTO PAIN.Copy !req
105. MM-HMM.Copy !req
106. ACTUALLY,
THAT ISN'T PEPPER.Copy !req
107. IT'S CHEMICALS.Copy !req
108. YEAH, RIGHT, ROXY.Copy !req
109. WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
110. TOXIC CHEMICALS.Copy !req
111. IF YOU WANT TO
BEAT HIM SENSELESS,Copy !req
112. NOBODY'S GOING
TO WORRY ABOUT IT,Copy !req
113. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
114. THAT BETTER
NOT BE MY TIP.Copy !req
115. NO.Copy !req
116. I'LL PUT UP WITH A LOT,
BUT I WILL NOT PUT UP
WITH THAT.Copy !req
117. I'M SORRY, KIFFANY.Copy !req
118. IT'S JUST THAT MY EGGS
WEREN'T EXACTLY LOVELY
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
119. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE MACED THEM.Copy !req
120. THANKS, KIFFANY.Copy !req
121. SEE, RUBE?Copy !req
122. YOU HAVE THE POWER
IN THAT RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
123. SHE LOVES YOU.Copy !req
124. SHE HATES ME.Copy !req
125. I TIP TWO DOLLARSCopy !req
126. ON A SEVEN-DOLLAR
BREAKFAST.Copy !req
127. IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY.Copy !req
128. THIS IS IN, LIKE,
FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
129. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD,
LIKE, GET A MOVE ON.Copy !req
130. YOU DO THAT,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
131. YOU WITHHOLD THE LOVE.Copy !req
132. YEAH.Copy !req
133. HOW CAN I WITHHOLD
THAT WHICH I
DO NOT POSSESS?Copy !req
134. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
135. MOST GIRLS
ARE LATE FOR WORKCopy !req
136. BECAUSE THEY OVERSLEPT
OR THEY MISSED THEIR BUS.Copy !req
137. MOST GIRLS DIDN'T HAVE
TO SPEND THEIR MORNINGSCopy !req
138. WATCHING A GUY TRY TO REPAIR
HIS OWN LAWN MOWER.Copy !req
139. SUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT ADD.Copy !req
140. SLURPEE.Copy !req
141. THE GREAT THING ABOUT WORKCopy !req
142. IS NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS,Copy !req
143. YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE
CAN MAKE IT SEEM NORMAL.Copy !req
144. HOLY SHIT. SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
145. I THINK
I'M GOING TO HURL.Copy !req
146. NO, PLEASE, DON'T.Copy !req
147. BLOWS TO THE HEAD
ALWAYS MAKE ME THROW UP.Copy !req
148. HOW MANY BLOWS TO THE HEAD
HAVE YOU TAKEN?Copy !req
149. A LOT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
150. OH, GOD. BLOOD.Copy !req
151. HERE COMES THE McMUFFIN.Copy !req
152. IT'S A SLURPEE.Copy !req
153. OH. OKAY.Copy !req
154. I'M BETTER.Copy !req
155. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.Copy !req
156. WHO ARE YOU?
ETHAN. INFORMATION SYSTEMS.Copy !req
157. COMPUTER GEEKS,
FIFTH FLOOR.Copy !req
158. YOU'VE ACCESSED MY FILES?Copy !req
159. DELORES SAID
IT WAS OKAY.Copy !req
160. I'VE BEEN BEATEN UP A LOT,
AND I'M A BLEEDER,Copy !req
161. AND THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A SLURPEE.Copy !req
162. IT'S A CHERRY
SLURPEE, ETHAN.
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.Copy !req
163. OKAY, FINE. MY BAD.Copy !req
164. I'M SO SORRY,
MILLIE.Copy !req
165. I... WHOA.Copy !req
166. SLURPEE.Copy !req
167. I WANTED TO BE HERE
TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO ETHAN,Copy !req
168. BUT ANDY IN PERSONNEL
HAS CARPAL TUNNEL
IN BOTH HANDS—Copy !req
169. CAN'T EVEN PEE
BY HIMSELF—Copy !req
170. ANYHOO,Copy !req
171. ETHAN IS ONE
OF THE TOP DOGS IN I.S.Copy !req
172. HE'S HERE TO HELP US
WITH THE NAZI ISSUE.Copy !req
173. WHAT NAZI ISSUE?
WHO'S A NAZI?Copy !req
174. ACTUALLY, YOU ARE,Copy !req
175. BUT SEE,
THERE'S A FUNNY
REASON BEHIND THAT.Copy !req
176. I MEAN, IF YOU FIND
THAT SORT OF THING FUNNY.Copy !req
177. ETHAN IS A GENIUS.
HUMOR HIM.Copy !req
178. SEE, THERE'S THIS GROUP
IN OREGON,Copy !req
179. AND SOMEONE PUT A BOT
ON YOUR HARD DRIVE,Copy !req
180. AND THEY'VE BEEN
USING YOUR E-MAILCopy !req
181. TO MAIL OUT THEIR,
UM...Copy !req
182. LITERATURE.Copy !req
183. TO WHO?Copy !req
184. "TO WHOM,"
BUT THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
185. EVERYBODY MAKES
THAT MISTAKE.Copy !req
186. ANSWER THE QUESTION.Copy !req
187. EVERYONE IN THIS OFFICE,Copy !req
188. AND, LIKE, A MILLION PEOPLE
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
189. SO EVERYONE THINKS I'M A...Copy !req
190. YEP, MAYBE.Copy !req
191. PROBABLY.Copy !req
192. DEFINITELY.Copy !req
193. UH...Copy !req
194. EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.Copy !req
195. COULD I HAVE EVERYONE'S
ATTENTION, PLEASE?Copy !req
196. WHOO!
TAKE IT OFF!Copy !req
197. OH, SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT.Copy !req
198. I AM NOT A NAZI.Copy !req
199. UH...Copy !req
200. THERE WAS A, UH...Copy !req
201. UH...
WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
202. ETHAN!
A BOT.Copy !req
203. A BOT IN MY
COMPUTER,Copy !req
204. AND A...Copy !req
205. SLURPEE.Copy !req
206. THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME.Copy !req
207. OH, MY GOD. THIS SUCKS.Copy !req
208. OH, MILLIE,
THIS IS NOTHING.Copy !req
209. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE TATTOOS I'VE HAD
TO HAVE REMOVED.Copy !req
210. I'M NOT A NAZI.Copy !req
211. YOU KNOW, IN HERE,Copy !req
212. I DON'T THINK
ANY OF US REALLY IS.Copy !req
213. SO, FOR WHAT
IT'S WORTH,Copy !req
214. I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU WERE A NAZI.Copy !req
215. SHH.Copy !req
216. SO, UM...Copy !req
217. I GUESS I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SEAT.Copy !req
218. THAT'S LIKE
A HUGE CORPORATE FAUX PAS,Copy !req
219. A BREACH OF PROTOCOL
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
220. I'M NOT SOMEONE IMPORTANT.Copy !req
221. TELL THAT
TO THE FIFTH FLOOR.Copy !req
222. THE OTHER GUYS
WERE INSANELY JEALOUSCopy !req
223. I GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR COMPUTER.Copy !req
224. LISTEN, I HAVE TO SORT
THROUGH ALL THESE FILES—Copy !req
225. EVERYONE BUT FINKLESTEIN.Copy !req
226. WHEN THE NAZI PROBLEM BROKE,
HE TOOK IT KIND OF HARD.Copy !req
227. AND THEY ALL HAVE TO BE
IN THIS EXACT ORDER,Copy !req
228. SO YOU SHOULD GO.Copy !req
229. LIKE, NOW.Copy !req
230. ACTUALLY, UH...Copy !req
231. IT'S FUNNY, I REORGANIZED
YOUR FILE STRUCTURE.Copy !req
232. YOU WHAT?Copy !req
233. OH, WOW.Copy !req
234. ALL YOUR FILES
ARE THERE, JUST...Copy !req
235. ORGANIZED.Copy !req
236. OKAY, BYE.Copy !req
237. UH, ETHAN, COME HERE.Copy !req
238. I COULD TOTALLY
HELP YOU.Copy !req
239. THERE ARE
DEFINITE PERKS TO HAVING
SMART GUYS LIKE HIM.Copy !req
240. I HAD TO WONDER WHAT GOOD DEED
I HAD DONE TO DESERVE THIS,Copy !req
241. AND THEN IT DAWNED ON ME...Copy !req
242. ETHAN!Copy !req
243. MAYBE WITHHOLDING AFFECTION
DOES WORK A CERTAIN MAGIC.Copy !req
244. NOT SO CLOSE.Copy !req
245. BETH ANNE MILLER AND I
WEREN'T EXACTLY THE SAME,Copy !req
246. BUT WE WEREN'T EXACTLY
DIFFERENT.Copy !req
247. WE BOTH ORBITED THAT THIN AIR
LIGHT YEARS AWAYCopy !req
248. FROM THE CENTER
OF THE SOCIAL UNIVERSE.Copy !req
249. OKAY, FINE, WE WERE GEEKS,Copy !req
250. BUT WHATEVER IT WAS
THAT WE SHARED,Copy !req
251. WELL, THE TIES THAT BIND
WERE A LITTLE LOOSE THAT DAY.Copy !req
252. COME ON.Copy !req
253. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
254. YEAH, I GUESS
I WANT TO, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, UM...Copy !req
255. I DON'T KNOW, SWIM?Copy !req
256. NOT LIKE THAT,
YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
257. I DON'T ACTUALLY
NEED TO SWIM.Copy !req
258. I JUST WANT TO GO
INTO THE POOL TO—Copy !req
259. NOT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
260. HI, MAY I SEE
THE SIGN-IN SHEET?Copy !req
261. THERE ISN'T ONE.
DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?Copy !req
262. PERHAPS
YOU COULD HELP ME.Copy !req
263. I'M LOOKING FOR
AN S. SAMUELS.Copy !req
264. THERE'S NO DR. SAMUELS
IN THIS PRACTICE.Copy !req
265. OH. EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
266. IS THERE AN
S. SAMUELS HERE?Copy !req
267. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
268. I THINK I'D LIKE
A CONSULTATION.Copy !req
269. CAN I GET YOUR NAME?
YES. DAISY.Copy !req
270. DAISY ADAIR.Copy !req
271. OKAY.Copy !req
272. FILL THIS OUT, PLEASE,
AND WHAT INSURANCE
DO YOU CARRY?Copy !req
273. I HAVE SAG.Copy !req
274. WELL, YOU HAVE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.Copy !req
275. YEAH.Copy !req
276. SCREEN ACTORS GUILD.
I'M AN ACTRESS.Copy !req
277. OH.Copy !req
278. WOW. IS SHE GOING
TO BE OKAY?Copy !req
279. OH, SHE'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
280. SHE'S IN THE CARE
OF DOCTORS.Copy !req
281. IT CAN'T BE THE FACE.Copy !req
282. NO, NO.
THESE ARE JUST FINE.Copy !req
283. "DO YOU LOVE YOU?"Copy !req
284. YES.Copy !req
285. "DO YOU DESERVE
TO LOVE YOU
EVEN MORE?"Copy !req
286. WELL, I CAN'T SEE
WHY NOT.Copy !req
287. FUCK ME.Copy !req
288. IT'S A BUNCH
OF NAKED OLD MEN.Copy !req
289. DO YOU KNOW WHERE
A T. HELLER IS?Copy !req
290. OH. THEO.Copy !req
291. IN THE SHALLOW END.Copy !req
292. THE ONE WHO'S
YAKKING AWAY.Copy !req
293. YECH.Copy !req
294. SO I'M WITH MY
SON-IN-LAW,Copy !req
295. MR. SILICON VALLEY
HIMSELF,Copy !req
296. AND WE'RE WATCHING
THE GAME.
WHAT GAME?Copy !req
297. GAME'S NOT IMPORTANT.Copy !req
298. I DON'T KNOW,
SEAHAWKS,Copy !req
299. AND HE SAYS TO ME,Copy !req
300. "I KNOW WHY
YOUR PICTURE'S FUZZY."Copy !req
301. YOUR PICTURE'S FUZZY?Copy !req
302. YEAH, LIKE THE BACK
OF YOUR BALLS.Copy !req
303. SO MR. SILICON VALLEY,Copy !req
304. HE SAYS TO ME,
"I KNOW WHYCopy !req
305. THE CABLE'S NO GOOD HERE."Copy !req
306. CABLE'S
NO GOOD HERE?Copy !req
307. HE SAYS THE PROBLEM
IS SOLAR FLARES.Copy !req
308. "SOLAR FLARES IS CAUSING
YOUR CABLE TO GO OUT.Copy !req
309. SOLAR FLARES IS GIVING YOU
A FUZZY PICTURE."Copy !req
310. AND WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
311. I SAY, "THE REASON
THE PICTURE IS FUZZYCopy !req
312. IS I DON'T HAVE CABLE,
YOU KNOW-IT-ALL JACKASS."Copy !req
313. I'M DIVING.Copy !req
314. JESUS, THEO, ENOUGH
WITH THE DIVING.Copy !req
315. WHAT WOULD BETTY SAY?Copy !req
316. SHE'D SAY, "LOOK AT ALL
THE TWIGS AND BERRIES."Copy !req
317. AH, HE JUST DOES IT
FOR THE ATTENTION.Copy !req
318. HE SHOULDN'T BE
DIVING.Copy !req
319. MAN'S GOT
THE BLOOD PRESSURE
OF A JACKRABBIT.Copy !req
320. HELLO.Copy !req
321. AH.Copy !req
322. OH, MY JESUS.Copy !req
323. I'M, SORRY. I'VE JUST...Copy !req
324. I JUST...Copy !req
325. YOUR BALLS ARE HUGE.Copy !req
326. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.Copy !req
327. COME ON BACK, THEO.Copy !req
328. YOU'RE SCARING
THE CHILDREN.Copy !req
329. RELAX, SON.
THEY'RE JUST BALLS.Copy !req
330. SO, UH...Copy !req
331. SO, REGGIE,
WHERE DO YOU...Copy !req
332. WHERE DO YOU WANT
TO START?Copy !req
333. CAN'T YOU JUST
MEET ME HERE
IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES?Copy !req
334. ONE THING, OKAY?Copy !req
335. ONE THING
WE DO TOGETHER.Copy !req
336. I'M NOT ASKING
FOR THE MOON.Copy !req
337. YOU'LL EMBARRASS ME.Copy !req
338. HOW? HOW WILL I
EMBARRASS YOU?Copy !req
339. YOU'RE DOING IT
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
340. HOW MUCH DO I GET
TO SPEND?Copy !req
341. NOTHING
UNTIL I SEE IT.Copy !req
342. FINE.Copy !req
343. REGGIE.Copy !req
344. YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLUE.Copy !req
345. IT MATCHES YOUR EYES.Copy !req
346. I DON'T KNOW YOU.Copy !req
347. OH, BOY.Copy !req
348. WHAT WOULD
BETTY SAY?Copy !req
349. LOOK AT HIM.Copy !req
350. HE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE UP THERE.Copy !req
351. SO HOW DO WE
GET HIM BACK DOWN?Copy !req
352. WELL, WE COULD
WAVE A BRISKET.Copy !req
353. WHY DOES HE ALWAYS
PULL THESE STUNTS?Copy !req
354. BECAUSE SOMEDAY IT'LL
MAKE A FUNNY STORY.Copy !req
355. SOMEDAY, BUT NOT TODAY.Copy !req
356. IT'S A BIRD.Copy !req
357. IT'S A PLANE.Copy !req
358. IT'S SUPER...Copy !req
359. SHIT!Copy !req
360. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
361. AIN'T THAT A KICK.Copy !req
362. I DIDN'T FEEL A THING.Copy !req
363. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
I TOOK YOUR SOUL OUTCopy !req
364. BEFORE YOU HIT
THE DIVING BOARD,
SO...Copy !req
365. SO, UH...
I'M DEAD?Copy !req
366. THAT'S THE SITUATION?Copy !req
367. DEAD IS THE SITUATION
YOU'RE IN, I'M AFRAID,
YEAH,Copy !req
368. AND NOW WE'LL BE
MOVING ON.Copy !req
369. WHAT'S THE, UH...
WHAT'S THE DEAL?Copy !req
370. NO ONE CAN SEE ME?Copy !req
371. NO ONE CAN SEE YOU...Copy !req
372. APART FROM ME,
UNFORTUNATELY. I...Copy !req
373. UGH.
I JUST CANNOT GET OVER
THE SIZE OF YOUR TESTICLES.Copy !req
374. IMAGINE THAT, BETTY.
I GOT A GAY ANGEL.Copy !req
375. I'M NOT ANGEL,
OR GAY.Copy !req
376. WITH THE SIZE
OF THOSE THINGS,Copy !req
377. IT'S NO WONDER HE
LOST HIS BALANCE!Copy !req
378. MY FRIENDS
FOR 50 YEARS.Copy !req
379. THEY DON'T LOOK
VERY SAD.Copy !req
380. YOUR DEATH HASN'T
SUNK IN YET.Copy !req
381. IT HASN'T HIT THEM
LIKE IT... HIT YOU.Copy !req
382. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT
TO MAKE SOME KIND OF PLAQUECopy !req
383. HERE AT THE POOL.Copy !req
384. "GOOD FRIEND
, GRACEFUL SWIMMER,Copy !req
385. NOT A GOOD DIVER."Copy !req
386. YEAH, I'M SURE THEY WILL.Copy !req
387. IT'S GOING TO BE
HARDEST ON MARTY.Copy !req
388. I MEAN, THIS IS GOING TO
BE ONE TOUGH EULOGY,Copy !req
389. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
390. I'M SURE YOUR FUNERAL
WILL BE LOVELY.Copy !req
391. YEAH.Copy !req
392. I'M GOING TO NEED
TO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.Copy !req
393. I GOT A NICE BLUE SUIT.
BETTY'S FAVORITE.Copy !req
394. NICE.Copy !req
395. YEAH.Copy !req
396. WHAT, FOR YOUR FUNERAL?
NO. NO. NO.Copy !req
397. YOU CAN'T GO
TO YOUR OWN FUNERAL.Copy !req
398. LOOK, PAL, NO ONE
EVER TOLD ME HOW TO LIVE,Copy !req
399. AND I'M SURE AS HELL
NOT GOING TO START
LISTENING NOW.Copy !req
400. I'M GOING TO MY FUNERAL.Copy !req
401. I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS FOR YEARS.Copy !req
402. OH, BLOODY HELL.Copy !req
403. GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE
SOMEONE ACTUALLY
WEARING THAT CRAP?Copy !req
404. SO SLUTTY.Copy !req
405. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO SELL IT?Copy !req
406. SHH.Copy !req
407. COME ON.Copy !req
408. I SO KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN,
BUT IT'S, LIKE,Copy !req
409. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS
LIKE A HOOKER
TO GET NOTICED, RIGHT?Copy !req
410. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
411. THIS STUFF IS SO NOT YOU.Copy !req
412. YOU'RE...
BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
413. HERE, LOOK AT ME
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
414. THIS IS IROQUOIS.Copy !req
415. YOUR HAIR'S KIND OF
INDIAN, EXCEPT, WELL,
YOU KNOW, LIGHTER.Copy !req
416. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
417. THAT WAS SO
PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME.Copy !req
418. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
419. YOU SURE?Copy !req
420. OKAY.Copy !req
421. REGGIE.Copy !req
422. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?Copy !req
423. I'VE GOT HER.Copy !req
424. I'LL MEET YOU
RIGHT HERECopy !req
425. IN 20 MINUTES.Copy !req
426. I GAVE BIRTH
TO HER, SEE,Copy !req
427. BUT YOU'VE "GOT" HER.Copy !req
428. THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
429. MY MOM'S LIKE THAT, TOO.Copy !req
430. HYPOGLYCEMIC,Copy !req
431. SO SHE'S TOTALLY, LIKE,
DR. JEKYLL AND MRS. HYDE.Copy !req
432. I HAVE TO KEEP
TRISCUITS AROUNDCopy !req
433. AND JUST SHOVE THEM
IN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE
STARTS TO WIG OUT.Copy !req
434. SO YOUR NAME'S REGGIE?Copy !req
435. THAT'S A PRETTY
BAD-ASS NAME
FOR A GIRL.Copy !req
436. CAN I SHOW YOU
SOMETHING REALLY PRETTY?Copy !req
437. COME ON.Copy !req
438. IN A FAIR WORLD,Copy !req
439. NICE PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKEDCopy !req
440. AND MEAN PEOPLE
WOULD BE DISLIKED,Copy !req
441. BUT THAT'S NOT
THE WAY THINGS WORK.Copy !req
442. UM, MILLIE,
I WAS WONDERINGCopy !req
443. IF YOU COULD FIND ME
THE AVAILABILITY STATSCopy !req
444. FOR SCHWEGMAN'S
SUPERMARKET.Copy !req
445. UH, NEVER MIND.
I'LL FIND THEM MYSELF.Copy !req
446. UH, KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK.Copy !req
447. IN A FAIR WORLD,Copy !req
448. BEHAVING
LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLECopy !req
449. WOULD MAKE YOU
REALLY UNPOPULAR,Copy !req
450. BUT THIS ISN'T A FAIR WORLD,Copy !req
451. AND THE ASSHOLES HAVE
FOLLOWERS AND DISCIPLES
AND ASSISTANTS.Copy !req
452. THE ASSHOLES
ARE TREATED LIKE KINGS.Copy !req
453. SHE'S BACK.Copy !req
454. LIKE...Copy !req
455. SIX INCHES AWAY.Copy !req
456. SHE SMELLS
KIND OF CITRUS-YCopy !req
457. AND LIKE...Copy !req
458. WAFFLES.Copy !req
459. I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
460. PERSONAL CALL, ETHAN?Copy !req
461. SORT OF.Copy !req
462. SOME OF THE GUYS
ON THE FIFTH FLOORCopy !req
463. HAD A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
464. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
465. UH, WELL,
MY FRIEND SETH,Copy !req
466. HE'S IN DATA RETRIEVAL.Copy !req
467. SETH WANTED TO KNOWCopy !req
468. WHAT YOUR EYES
LOOKED LIKE UP CLOSE,Copy !req
469. SO I TOLD HIM THAT—Copy !req
470. THEY'RE BROWN.Copy !req
471. I SAID HAZEL...Copy !req
472. AND KIND OF ANGRY.Copy !req
473. NO MORE PERSONAL
CALLS, ETHAN.Copy !req
474. OKAY. SURE. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
475. IN A WORLD
WHERE PERFECTLY DECENT GIRLSCopy !req
476. GET BRAINED
BY COSMIC SPACE SHITCopy !req
477. AND GET ACCUSED
OF BEING NAZI SYMPATHIZERS,Copy !req
478. I WAS HAVING TROUBLE
TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK.Copy !req
479. WHAT A LOSER.Copy !req
480. BEING MEAN
WAS MORE FUN.Copy !req
481. BEING MEAN WAS COOL...Copy !req
482. YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
483. AND I WAS NEVER VERY COOL.Copy !req
484. MRS. BENSON?Copy !req
485. IS THAT A SMILE,
SUSAN?Copy !req
486. I CAN'T READ YOUR
FACE ANYMORE.Copy !req
487. YOU'VE BOTOXED IT SENSELESS.Copy !req
488. IT'S SURPRISE, SARAH.Copy !req
489. I DIDN'T KNOW
UNTIL JUST NOWCopy !req
490. THAT THE HUMAN BODY
CAN WITHSTAND
THAT MUCH LIPO.Copy !req
491. TELL ME, IS IT TRUE
THE 10th ONE IS FREE?Copy !req
492. FUCK YOU.Copy !req
493. FUCK YOU BACK.Copy !req
494. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
495. DR. SIMMONS SAID
THAT YOUR ASS FATCopy !req
496. IS PUTTING HIS DAUGHTER
THROUGH YALE.Copy !req
497. HE'S VERY GRATEFUL.Copy !req
498. IS EITHER OF YOU
A MRS. SAMUELS?Copy !req
499. MIND YOUR OWN
FUCKING BUSINESS.Copy !req
500. I'M STAN SAMUELS.Copy !req
501. DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
502. I'M DAISY.
DAISY ADAIR FROM
THE INSURANCE COMPANY.Copy !req
503. THERE'S BEEN A MIXUP
WITH YOUR COVERAGE.Copy !req
504. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE IT
PAINFULLY CLEARCopy !req
505. THAT MY PROCEDURE'S
NOT COVERED.Copy !req
506. RIGHT. IT'S NOT.Copy !req
507. WHY DID YOU ASK
FOR A MRS. SAMUELS?Copy !req
508. I JUST ASSUMED
YOU WERE GOING TO BE A WOMAN.Copy !req
509. I WILL BE SOON.Copy !req
510. I HOPE.Copy !req
511. OF COURSE YOU WILL.Copy !req
512. I SAW YOU PARKED YOUR JAG
IN THE HANDICAP ZONE, SARAH.Copy !req
513. IS CELLULITE
NOW A RECOGNIZED HANDICAP?Copy !req
514. TRAMP.Copy !req
515. TART.
SLUT.Copy !req
516. MIDDLE-AGED.Copy !req
517. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
518. OH, NO, I'M JUST BROWSING.Copy !req
519. OKAY, WELL, JUST LET ME
KNOW IF YOU WANT TO TAKE
ANYTHING FOR A TEST DRIVE.Copy !req
520. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
521. IT MIGHT BE TIME
TO TRY A NEW PRODUCT OR TWO.Copy !req
522. OKAY, WELL,
IT'S LIKE YOUR HOUSE,Copy !req
523. SO YOU START
FROM THE FOUNDATIONS,Copy !req
524. THEN YOU BUILD
FROM THE GROUND UP,Copy !req
525. SO FOR EXAMPLE,Copy !req
526. WE HAVE "HATE YOUR HUSBAND
BUT WILLING TO STAY NEUTRAL,"Copy !req
527. OR...Copy !req
528. "ALREADY KICKED HIS ASS
TO THE CURB."Copy !req
529. WHAT SHADE IS,
"HE'S BANGING ONE
OF HIS STUDENTS"?Copy !req
530. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
531. JOY.
THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.Copy !req
532. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT, JOY?Copy !req
533. THE LAST 10 YEARS
OF MY LIFE BACK.Copy !req
534. I CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
535. PART OF ME KNEW
THAT BEING MEAN WAS RECKLESS,Copy !req
536. THAT IT WAS
KIND OF LIKE DRIVING TOO FAST.Copy !req
537. SO WHAT IF I WASN'T
WEARING MY SEAT BELT?Copy !req
538. SO WHAT IF I OCCASIONALLY
SCRAPED ANOTHER FENDER?Copy !req
539. JESUS CHRIST, CRYSTAL!Copy !req
540. I'M SORRY, MILLIE.Copy !req
541. PEOPLE HAVE TO WALK
AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
542. AND I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO PICK THIS CRAP UP.Copy !req
543. NICE GIRLS DON'T GET THE GUY.Copy !req
544. NICE GIRLS DON'T RISE
TO THE TOP.Copy !req
545. NOW YOU'VE
MADE ME MAD.Copy !req
546. NOW WE CAN
NEVER BE FRIENDS.Copy !req
547. NICE GIRLS
FINISH LAST.Copy !req
548. THEO.Copy !req
549. THEO. THEO.Copy !req
550. WE HAVE
THESE RULES, OKAY?Copy !req
551. NO FUNERALS.Copy !req
552. FUNERALS ARE
FOR THE LIVING,Copy !req
553. SO THEY TAKE
A COUPLE OF DAYS
TO ARRANGE—Copy !req
554. OH, ESPECIALLY
ONE LIKE MINE.Copy !req
555. OH, IT'S GOING TO BE
AN EVENT.Copy !req
556. I HAD FRIENDS.
I CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
557. THAT'S JUST IT, THEO.
YOU CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
558. YOU SEE, UH...
OH, GOODNESS,Copy !req
559. HOW DO I
EXPLAIN THIS?Copy !req
560. IT'S, UH...Copy !req
561. YOU'VE CALLED
THE CABLE GUY, RIGHT?Copy !req
562. AND YOU'VE MADE
AN APPOINTMENT,
AND THAT CABLE GUYCopy !req
563. HAS MADE A WINDOW
FOR YOU,Copy !req
564. AND THAT WINDOW IS
FROM 12:00 TO 5:00.Copy !req
565. RIGHT?
SO IF YOU'RE NOT THERECopy !req
566. WHEN HE PRESSES
THAT LITTLE DOORBELL,
THEN...Copy !req
567. NO CABLE, HUH?Copy !req
568. I DON'T BLOODY KNOW,
THEO.Copy !req
569. I REALLY BLOODY
DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
570. SON, I APPRECIATE
THE EFFORT,Copy !req
571. BUT I WAS IN SALES,Copy !req
572. AND I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU'RE NOT CLOSING.Copy !req
573. I'M GOING TO MY FUNERAL.Copy !req
574. PLEASE AT LEAST
MEET MY BOSS, THEN.Copy !req
575. OH, LOOK AT THIS, BETTY.Copy !req
576. I'M TALKING TO GOD TODAY.Copy !req
577. NO, HE JUST THINKS HE'S GOD.Copy !req
578. YOU'RE SURE
NO ONE CAN SEE ME?Copy !req
579. OH, UH... NO, NO.Copy !req
580. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT WAS COMPLETELY
OBVIOUS BY NOW.Copy !req
581. AND THAT JUST
IS NOT RIGHT FOR THEM.Copy !req
582. OKAY?Copy !req
583. HI.Copy !req
584. THEO...Copy !req
585. WHEN DO THEY CALL
MY PARENTS?Copy !req
586. ARE THEY YOUR
NEXT OF KIN?Copy !req
587. DID YOUR PARENTS KNOW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING?Copy !req
588. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CROSS.Copy !req
589. ARE YOU CATHOLIC?Copy !req
590. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
591. WHEN I WAS A KID,Copy !req
592. MY MOM USED TO PRAY
AT THE DROP OF A HAT.Copy !req
593. EVERY MORNING
BEFORE MY DAD
WOULD GO TO WORK,Copy !req
594. EVERY TIME
I TOOK A TEST...Copy !req
595. FOR THE POT ROAST
BEING TENDER.Copy !req
596. SHE REALLY NEVER
STOPPED PRAYING.Copy !req
597. THE POWER OF PRAYERCopy !req
598. IS VERY REAL
FOR SOME PEOPLE.Copy !req
599. YEAH, WELL,
A MILLION HAIL MARYSCopy !req
600. DIDN'T TURN ME
INTO A GIRL.Copy !req
601. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
602. DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A CHANCECopy !req
603. I COULD I GO TO CHURCH
ONE LAST TIME?Copy !req
604. OF COURSE.Copy !req
605. I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN SPECULATION, DOCTOR.Copy !req
606. I'M INTERESTED
IN FACTS.Copy !req
607. THE FACT IS,
YOU HAVE NO CHIN.Copy !req
608. YOU NEED
A CHIN IMPLANT.Copy !req
609. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.
HOW DO YOU...Copy !req
610. HOW DO YOU EVEN
CHANGE PILLOW CASES?Copy !req
611. AND THAT
IS EVERYTHING.Copy !req
612. NOW, REGGIE,
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND OR WHATEVER,Copy !req
613. THAT'S COMPLETELY COOL.Copy !req
614. WOW, CHECK OUT
YOUR MOM.Copy !req
615. WELL?Copy !req
616. YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWSCASTER.Copy !req
617. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
618. 195, PLUS TAX.Copy !req
619. YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
620. REGGIE!Copy !req
621. REGGIE, STOP.Copy !req
622. HI.Copy !req
623. HELLO.
DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
624. NO. I'M STEVE.Copy !req
625. YOU'RE HOT.Copy !req
626. FUCK OFF, STEVE.Copy !req
627. WHO WAS THAT?Copy !req
628. NOBODY.Copy !req
629. NEWSCASTER, MY ASS.Copy !req
630. SO EVERYTHING'S
ON YOUR HARD DRIVE,Copy !req
631. AND I MADE YOU
A HARD COPY
IN THIS BINDER,Copy !req
632. IN CASE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
633. THAT WHOLE NAZI
PROBLEM RESURFACES.
GOOD.Copy !req
634. WHY ARE THERE POST-ITS
ON MY BINDER?Copy !req
635. I PUT THESE POST-ITS
AT THE TOP OF
EACH SUB-SECTION,Copy !req
636. SO THAT IF, LIKE,
SAY YOU WERE TRYING
TO FIND A JOB FOR SOMEONECopy !req
637. WHO COULD TYPE AND ALSO DRIVE,
THEN YOU COULD JUST—Copy !req
638. I DON'T LIKE POST-ITS.Copy !req
639. OKAY. I JUST—Copy !req
640. LOSE THE POST-ITS,
ETHAN.Copy !req
641. OKAY, SURE.Copy !req
642. SO, I DO ORIGAMI.Copy !req
643. I REALLY LIKE CRAFTS,Copy !req
644. AND I HAD
SOME EXTRA TIMECopy !req
645. BECAUSE
I WORK SO QUICKLY
SO I MADE YOU...Copy !req
646. I MADE YOU A SWAN.Copy !req
647. OH.Copy !req
648. ETHAN.Copy !req
649. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.Copy !req
650. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
651. YEAH.Copy !req
652. IT WAS A PRETTY ONE.Copy !req
653. UM, I GUESS
I COULD MAKE YOU
ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
654. THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
655. I DIDN'T REALLY
WANT TO ANYWAY.Copy !req
656. OKAY, BYE.Copy !req
657. I WASN'T
ALWAYS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
658. I USED TO BE A NICE PERSON.Copy !req
659. HI, BETH ANNE.Copy !req
660. ISN'T IT WEIRD
HOW THERE'S SO MANY WAVESCopy !req
661. BUT THE WATER'S
NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE?Copy !req
662. WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST BE NORMAL?Copy !req
663. WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO WEIRD?Copy !req
664. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
665. BUT BEING NICE
DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER.Copy !req
666. IT'S LIKE ANY WAY I PLAY IT...Copy !req
667. I WIND UP ALONE.Copy !req
668. I'M SORRY, DELORES.Copy !req
669. YOU KNOW, MILLIE,Copy !req
670. BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN
I HAD ALL THOSE RESTRAINING
ORDERS AGAINST ME,Copy !req
671. I THOUGHT HATE
WAS THE ANSWER.Copy !req
672. SERIOUSLY, DELORES,
I'M NOT A NAZI.Copy !req
673. OH, I KNOW THAT, SILLY.Copy !req
674. I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY,Copy !req
675. SOMETIMES WHEN I HAVE
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN
A BULLWHIP AND A SMILE,Copy !req
676. I CHOOSE THE SMILE.Copy !req
677. THAT WAS ONE
OF THE FIRST THINGS
YOU EVER SAID TO ME.Copy !req
678. HMM?Copy !req
679. YOU SAID, "I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU SMILE ONCE."Copy !req
680. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
681. I SAID THAT
TO ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL.Copy !req
682. LOVELY YOUNG GIRL.
TRAGIC WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
683. YEAH, MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
684. MILLIE...Copy !req
685. ETHAN JUST QUIT.Copy !req
686. WHAT?Copy !req
687. HE SAID
HE WASN'T CUT OUTCopy !req
688. FOR THIS KIND
OF CORPORATE
CUT-THROAT CULTURE.Copy !req
689. WHAT HAPPENED, MILLIE?Copy !req
690. I HAD A BAD DAY.Copy !req
691. NO. MILLIE...Copy !req
692. ETHAN HAD A BAD DAY.Copy !req
693. THIS PARK'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
694. ALL OF GOD'S
CREATURES, RIGHT?Copy !req
695. I GUESS.Copy !req
696. I WANTED TO BE
A GIRL...Copy !req
697. EVER SINCE
I CAN REMEMBER.Copy !req
698. WHO WOULDN'T
WANT TO BE A GIRL?Copy !req
699. WE'RE SO MUCH
PRETTIER THAN BOYS.Copy !req
700. YOU'RE KIND OF PRETTY.Copy !req
701. YOU MAKE IT LOOK
SO EFFORTLESS.Copy !req
702. YEAH, DON'T LET
THE FINAL PICTURE
FOOL YOU.Copy !req
703. THIS IS TWO HOURS
OF HARD LABOR
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
704. NO, IT'S IN
EVERYTHING YOU DO.Copy !req
705. THE WAY YOU WALK,
THE WAY YOUR HAIR
FLOWS,Copy !req
706. THE WAY YOU MOVE
YOUR HIPS.
IT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
707. ARE YOU FLIRTING
WITH ME?Copy !req
708. I'M DEAD.Copy !req
709. RIGHT.Copy !req
710. STILL,
YOURS IS THE FACECopy !req
711. I WANTED TO SEE
IN THE MIRROR
EVERY MORNING.Copy !req
712. YOU'RE JUST PERFECT.Copy !req
713. I KNOW,Copy !req
714. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
STAN? SO ARE YOU.Copy !req
715. I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE.Copy !req
716. YOU'RE SWEET.
YOU'RE HONEST.Copy !req
717. YOU'VE GOT GREAT STYLE.
YOU'D HAVE MADE
A GOOD WOMAN.Copy !req
718. WOULD'VE, COULD'VE.Copy !req
719. I GOT SCREWED.Copy !req
720. YEAH.Copy !req
721. IT'S ALL
PART OF HIS PLAN.Copy !req
722. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.Copy !req
723. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.Copy !req
724. WHY ARE YOU
GOING TO CHURCH?Copy !req
725. IT'S WHERE YOU
TALK TO GOD, DAISY.Copy !req
726. IT'S HIS HOUSE.Copy !req
727. REGGIE,
I NEED TO GET A MOVE ON
EARLY TOMORROW MORNING,Copy !req
728. SO YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO...Copy !req
729. WOW.Copy !req
730. DON'T YOU KNOCK?Copy !req
731. WOW, YOU LOOK
LIKE A...Copy !req
732. YOUNG WOMAN.Copy !req
733. PLEASE GET OUT.Copy !req
734. I'M OUT.Copy !req
735. THANKS.Copy !req
736. MATZOH BALLS
ARE NICE TONIGHT.Copy !req
737. DO YOU CARE IF
PEOPLE LIKE YOU?Copy !req
738. DO I ACT
LIKE I CARE?Copy !req
739. NO.Copy !req
740. NOBODY LIKES COPS ANYWAY,Copy !req
741. BUT THEY SURE ARE
HAPPY TO SEE USCopy !req
742. WHEN THE SHIT
HITS THE FAN.Copy !req
743. EAT YOUR SOUP
BEFORE IT GETS COLD.Copy !req
744. JESUS, THOSE ARE
SOME ENORMOUS BALLS.Copy !req
745. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
746. OH, GOOD GOD!Copy !req
747. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.Copy !req
748. THIS MAN WANTS TO GO
TO HIS OWN FUNERAL.Copy !req
749. HE DIED NAKED?Copy !req
750. SMASHED INTO
A DIVING BOARD.Copy !req
751. WITH HIS BALLS?Copy !req
752. STUNNING, ISN'T IT?
TELL HIM THE RULES, MASON.
NO FUNERALS.Copy !req
753. I'VE TRIED THAT, RUBE.
THE THING IS—Copy !req
754. THE THING IS WHAT, MASON?Copy !req
755. YOU KNOW, THAT THING...
YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.Copy !req
756. THE THING
THAT YOU CAN...Copy !req
757. YOU'RE BETTER AT...Copy !req
758. JUST, YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
759. THE TALKING.Copy !req
760. WELL SAID.Copy !req
761. PLEASE, RUBE.
HIS NAME'S THEO.Copy !req
762. THAT'S JUST
TOO MUCH BALL.Copy !req
763. NOW HE'S PUT ME
OFF MY SOUP.Copy !req
764. SO YOU SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
765. I DON'T SEE WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, MASON.Copy !req
766. I DO.Copy !req
767. OH, GOD.Copy !req
768. DER WAFFLE HAUS.Copy !req
769. I REMEMBER WHEN
THE FIRST ONE OF
THESE WENT UP.Copy !req
770. THE WAR WAS OVER.
IT DIDN'T GO SO WELLCopy !req
771. IN THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
772. BETTY AND I
WERE ON OUR FIFTH DATE.Copy !req
773. SHE HAD WAFFLES.Copy !req
774. THANKS.Copy !req
775. THANKS A MILLION.Copy !req
776. COME ON, THEO.
LET'S CHAT.Copy !req
777. OH, LOOK
AT THE LOVEBIRDS.Copy !req
778. KISS HER, YOU PUTZ.Copy !req
779. THIS WAY, THEO.Copy !req
780. ARE YOU GOING
TO EAT THAT SOUP?Copy !req
781. THAT'S JUST GROSS.Copy !req
782. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
MANY OF THEM,
HAVE YOU?Copy !req
783. MY FIRST... PAIR.Copy !req
784. THEY'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT.Copy !req
785. SOME ARE WORSE.Copy !req
786. POOR BETTY.Copy !req
787. WHO'S BETTY?Copy !req
788. NO ONE.Copy !req
789. HOW DOES THIS GUY
NOT CARECopy !req
790. IF PEOPLE SEE HIM
LIKE THAT?Copy !req
791. HE JUST DOESN'T.Copy !req
792. DO YOU CARE
IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU?Copy !req
793. NO.Copy !req
794. WHY? HAS SOMEBODY SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT ME?
IS IT DAISY?Copy !req
795. DOES SHE NOT LIKE ME?Copy !req
796. I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
797. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT, HAS DAISY SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT ME?Copy !req
798. THAT OLD MAN IS
YOUR REAP, MASON.Copy !req
799. SO BLOODY WHAT?Copy !req
800. MAN, YOU NEVER
MET A PROBLEMCopy !req
801. YOU COULDN'T
RUN FROM, HUH?Copy !req
802. YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT NEEDS SOME BALLS.Copy !req
803. 'NIGHT, RUBE.Copy !req
804. CAN SHE SEE ME?Copy !req
805. SHE CAN,Copy !req
806. AND SHE'LL NEVER BE
THE SAME FOR IT.Copy !req
807. YOU KNOW, THEO,Copy !req
808. DEATH HAS
ITS OWN PROTOCOL.Copy !req
809. IT'S LIKE A TRAIN.Copy !req
810. YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE FOR YOUR TRAIN.Copy !req
811. EXACTLY WHAT THAT
MASON GUY SAID,Copy !req
812. EXCEPT PRETTIER.Copy !req
813. THANK YOU.Copy !req
814. WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO YOUR FUNERAL?Copy !req
815. WELL...
I'M JUST CURIOUS
TO SEE WHO COMES,Copy !req
816. HEAR WHAT PEOPLE
HAVE TO SAY.Copy !req
817. I LIVED A LONG LIFE,
YOU KNOW.
STORIES WILL BE TOLD.Copy !req
818. YOU'RE WORRIED SOMEBODY
MIGHT MAKE A JOKE OR TWO
AT YOUR EXPENSE?Copy !req
819. I DON'T...
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
820. I WAS A LOUDMOUTH.Copy !req
821. BETTY ALWAYS LAUGHED
AT MY JOKES.Copy !req
822. YOU KNOW, THEO,
YOU STRIKE ME
AS THE KIND OF GUYCopy !req
823. WHO WAS WHO HE WAS,
NOT A LOT OF BULLSHIT.Copy !req
824. YOU WERE THE KIND OF GUY
WHO DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT BEING LIKED.Copy !req
825. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE
LIKED HIM.Copy !req
826. HOW...Copy !req
827. HOW LONG AGO DID
BETTY DIE, THEO?Copy !req
828. SEVEN YEARS THIS NOVEMBER.Copy !req
829. I'M SORRY, I'M...
I'M A BIT CONFUSED.Copy !req
830. I MEAN, ISN'T SHE
THE ONE THAT YOU'D
REALLY WANT TO SEE?Copy !req
831. AND I'M THINKING
SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE
AT YOUR FUNERAL.Copy !req
832. YEAH.Copy !req
833. I MISS HER.Copy !req
834. I MISS MY WIFE.Copy !req
835. I DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD KEEP BETTY
WAITING ANY LONGER.Copy !req
836. LET'S GO FIND HER,
THEN, EH?Copy !req
837. COME ON.Copy !req
838. RUBE, DO YOU THINK
DAISY'S UPSET WITH
ME FOR ANY REASON?Copy !req
839. I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHY SHE WOULD BE.Copy !req
840. COME ON, ALREADY.
I'M FREEZING
MY BALLS OFF HERE.Copy !req
841. SORRY, THEO.
WOULDN'T WANT TO
KEEP YOU WAITING.Copy !req
842. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
TIME ALONE, STAN?Copy !req
843. PLEASE.Copy !req
844. YOU BASTARD.Copy !req
845. STAN!Copy !req
846. HYPOCRITICAL,
NO-GOOD,Copy !req
847. BACKSTABBING,
JUDGMENTAL...Copy !req
848. YOU SAID WE'RE ALL
GOD'S CHILDREN.Copy !req
849. EXCEPT THE FREAKS.Copy !req
850. EXCEPT FOR ME.Copy !req
851. YOU. YOU DO IT.Copy !req
852. I CAN'T. I WON'T.Copy !req
853. JUST HELP ME.Copy !req
854. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.Copy !req
855. WHY WOULD GOD
DO THIS TO ME?Copy !req
856. DO WHAT?Copy !req
857. HAVE YOU DIE THIS WAY?Copy !req
858. HAVE ME LIVE THIS WAY.Copy !req
859. GOD DOESN'T LOVE
ALL CREATURES, DAISY.Copy !req
860. I THINK YOU SHOULD
PRAY, STAN.Copy !req
861. I WANT TO FORGIVE HIM,Copy !req
862. BUT I WANT HIM
TO TELL ME...Copy !req
863. THAT HE'S SORRY FIRST.Copy !req
864. COME ON! GO! GO!Copy !req
865. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
866. HEY, GOD'S WATCHING YOU!
HE SAW THAT!Copy !req
867. HOOLIGANS!Copy !req
868. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!Copy !req
869. STAN?Copy !req
870. STAN...Copy !req
871. BLESSED ART THOU
AMONGST WOMEN.Copy !req
872. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT MAKES PEOPLE CROSS OVER.Copy !req
873. I MEAN, SOULS.Copy !req
874. I THINK THEY SEE LIGHT
WHERE OTHERS CANNOT.Copy !req
875. I THINK THEY SEE A CHANCE
TO BECOME SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
876. SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
877. SOME PEOPLE ARE BECOMING
WHO THEY'RE GOING TO BE,Copy !req
878. OTHERS ARE JUST TRYING TO BE
ANYTHING BUT WHO THEY ARE...Copy !req
879. AND OTHERS JUST CAN'T DECIDE.Copy !req
880. THIS IS IROQUOIS.Copy !req
881. IT'LL MATCH YOUR
DARK HAIR PERFECTLY.Copy !req
882. EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE LIKED.Copy !req
883. I KNOW I DID...Copy !req
884. BUT I KNEW
I WAS STILL LOOKING...Copy !req
885. FOR SOMETHING,Copy !req
886. FOR SOMEONE.Copy !req
887. FOR LIGHT...Copy !req
888. UM, HI, GEORGE.Copy !req
889. HI, BETH ANNE.Copy !req
890. AND I HAD NO IDEA
WHERE I'D FIND IT.Copy !req
891. WHEN I WAS 10,
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME...Copy !req
892. AND SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO BETH ANNE MILLER...Copy !req
893. AND IT CHANGED
BOTH OF OUR LIVES...Copy !req
894. FOREVER.Copy !req