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FACING A SWAMP,
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8. DOES THE SWAMP
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INTO THE SWAMP,
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INTO THE MUCK.
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15. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID
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17. YOU'RE JUST NOT THERE YET."
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18. TODAY?
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19. TODAY. THAT'S WHY
I PROMOTED YOU.
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20. AND THE SINKING BEGINS.
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21. I NOTICED THAT
YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED UP
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22. FOR THE ANNUAL
HAPPY TIME RETREAT.
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23. RIGHT.
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24. THE SIGN-UP SHEET
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25. IS FIRMLY TAPED
TO THE MICROWAVE, MILLIE.
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27. I SAW THE SHEET,
IT'S JUST THAT...
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28. OH, OH!
OH!
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29. A NIGHT IN THE WOODS
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30. SCARES ME MORE
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31. WE ONLY RETREAT ONCE A YEAR.
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32. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT ANNUAL.
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33. WHY RETREAT AT ALL?
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34. WHO'S ATTACKING US?
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36. THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE MECHANISM.
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37. WHAT?
SARCASM.
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38. THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP PEOPLE
AT A SAFE DISTANCE.
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39. NO, I DON'T.
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40. YOU DO.
YOU USE HUMOR.
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41. FOR OTHERS,
IT'S AGGRESSIVE BODY PIERCINGS
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42. AND FACIAL TATTOOS...
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43. THANKS, SKEETER.
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44. I'M NOT TRYING
TO DISTANCE ANYBODY.
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45. I MEAN,
LOOK AT YOUR CUBICLE.
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A CLUTTER-FREE WORK SPACE.
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49. NOT A SINGLE PHOTO
OF A FRIEND OR FAMILY.
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50. OH, MAKES ME SAD.
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51. HEY, GUYS.
JUICE BARN RUN.
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52. OH, TODD, COUNT ME IN.
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53. I CAN'T RISK ANOTHER
LOW-BLOOD-SUGAR EPISODE TODAY.
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54. YOU IN, MILLIE?
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55. MILLIE, MILLIE, MILLIE.
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56. WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO BE PART OF THE TEAM?
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57. IT'S JUST, I'VE GOT
SO MUCH WORK TO DO, DELORES,
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58. AND IT'S A HALF-DAY
FOR ME, SO—
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59. WELL, HALF-DAYS ARE ONE THING,
BUT HALF-ASSED COMMITMENT
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61. IS QUITE ANOTHER.
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62. NOW, IF I DON'T GO GET
THAT RASPBERRY RAZZMATAZZ,
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63. I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
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64. REALLY.
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65. LEGALLY.
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I TELL DELORES
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TO PLAY FOR HER TEAM
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68. WHEN I HAD ALREADY
BEEN DRAFTED BY
THE OTHER SIDE?
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69. AND WITH A NEW MEMBERSHIP,
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70. WE OFFER TWO PERSONAL
TRAINING SESSIONS.
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WITH THIS ONE?
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72. WITH DIEGO?
OF COURSE.
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73. I WONDER IF HE MAKES
HOUSE CALLS.
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74. USE YOUR ESPANOL.
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75. NUESTROS NOMBRES SON
CHLOE Y ZOE.
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76. MI CASA
ES SU CASA, DIEGO.
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77. LADIES,
I AM BRAZILIAN.
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79. THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE, BUT OKAY.
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80. PARDON ME.
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81. EXCUSE ME.
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82. SAY SOMETHING
IN PORTUGUESE FOR ME.
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83. DID YOU GO TO THE GYM
WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?
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85. FOR EXERCISE,
WE DRANK SLOE GIN
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86. AND SMOKED LUCKY STRIKES.
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87. HI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A REV-N UP BAR?
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88. IT'S FREE.
15 GRAMS OF PROTEIN
AND LOADS OF FIBER.
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89. NO THANKS.
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90. HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THESE GUYS?
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91. FOR WHAT?
MILLIE'S FAMILY.
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92. WELL, THEY'RE VERY
ATTRACTIVE, AND THEY
LOOK REPUBLICAN.
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93. YOU THINK?
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94. YEAH. ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU ARE?
NO.
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95. I NEVER VOTED,
BUT I'M NOT THAT.
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96. WHAT WERE YOU?
I WAS AN ACTRESS.
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97. WELL, I LIKE
THE WAY THEY LOOK.
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98. CONFIDENT,
LIKE WINNERS.
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99. WHAT KIND OF RACQUETS
ARE THEY HOLDING?
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100. SQUASH.
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101. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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102. HE DROPPED THE BARBELL.
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103. OH, NICE GOING, ZOE.
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104. I SEE YOU JUST HAD
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105. TO YOUR MAP,
DIDN'T YOU?
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106. YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE
ONE MORE COUNTRY.
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107. OH, REALLY?
AND THAT'S NOT
WHY YOU NAILED
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108. THAT MOHAMMED GUY
LAST WEEK?
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109. CAN WE CHANGE
INTO SOMETHING TAILORED?
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110. I'M AFRAID IT'S
CASUAL DEATH DAY.
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111. WILL YOU TELL ME
WHEN I DO THAT?
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112. USE HUMOR
TO DISTANCE MYSELF?
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113. YOU'RE DOING IT,
SO SAY SOMETHING NICE.
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114. I'M SORRY THAT YOU DIED.
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115. AT LEAST
YOU HAVE EACH OTHER.
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116. AT LEAST
YOU'RE TOGETHER.
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117. YOU KNOW,
I DON'T GET IT.
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118. THEY'RE MILLIE'S PARENTS.
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119. THOSE PEOPLE
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
RELATED TO YOU?
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120. ROUND ROBIN TENNIS BULLSHIT?
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121. THEY'RE RELATED TO MILLIE.
HAPPY TIME MILLIE?
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122. THEY LOOK LIKE DRINKERS.
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123. THEY LOOK
LIKE CATHOLICS.
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124. THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME.
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125. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
ABOUT MY FAMILY?
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126. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY.
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127. I DON'T THINK I CARE
FOR THE IMPLICATION.
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128. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WANT
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129. THAT FROSTY TENNIS BITCH
TO BE YOUR MOM.
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130. THEY'RE NOT
HER FAMILY.
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131. WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THEM
AS IF THEY ARE?
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132. IT'S NOT
JUST ABOUT TENNIS.
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133. WELL, THEY DON'T EXIST,
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134. AND THAT'S
A SQUASH RACQUET.
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135. DO YOU PLAY SQUASH?
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136. NO, BUT I THINK
I'D BE GOOD AT.
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137. REALLY?
NO.
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138. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO THE
POINT OF THE PICTURE?
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139. EVERYBODY ELSE
HAS PICTURES ON
THEIR DESKS,
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140. AT HAPPY TIME.
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141. I DON'T. I JUST WANT
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142. SHE SAYS I DON'T FIT IN.
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143. DELORES IS RIGHT.
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144. IT'S A LITTLE LATE
IN THE GAME TO START.
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145. I DON'T WANT TO FIT IN.
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146. I'M JUST DON'T WANT
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147. OKAY, I'LL BUY THAT.
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148. HERE YOU GO.
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149. I CAN'T BELIEVE
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150. YOU GUYS FELL FOR THIS
WAFFLE HAUS CLUB CRAP.
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151. SIX MORE PUNCHES,
I GET A FREE WAFFLE.
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152. I'VE ONLY GOT EIGHT
MORE TO GO.
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153. SEVEN, AND I HATE WAFFLES.
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154. YOUR NEXT WAFFLE IS FREE.
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155. I'VE BEEN RAVENOUS LATELY.
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156. IT'S THE WHOLE
"I'M DEAD METABOLISM THING"...
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157. I DON'T KNOW.
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158. YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT A CARD?
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159. THANK YOU, KIFFANY,
BUT IT'S REALLY
NOT MY THING.
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160. WHATEVER EVERYONE
ELSE WAS DOING,
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161. I ALWAYS WENT THE OTHER WAY.
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162. I WASN'T A JOINER.
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163. MAYBE THAT'S JUST
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164. GEORGIA. GEORGIA, SHH.
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165. THEY'LL HEAR YOU.
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166. SWEETIE. SHH.
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167. WHY ARE WE PRETENDING
NOT TO BE HERE?
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168. BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT
THEM COMING BACK
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169. AND SINGING EVERY NIGHT.
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170. THEY'LL WANT US TO JOIN THEM.
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171. OKAY.
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172. GEORGIA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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173. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
GEORGIA, GET BACK HERE!
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174. CLANCY!
WAIT.
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175. GEORGE, GET BACK HERE,
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176. OR THERE'LL BE
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177. YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
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178. SHUT UP!
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179. WE WANT A SILENT NIGHT!
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180. NO, STOP IT!
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181. AND NEVER COME BACK!
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182. COAST IS CLEAR.
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183. GOOD JOB, SWEETIE.
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184. THANKS.
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185. AND IT WASN'T
JUST CAROLING.
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186. FACED WITH ANY KIND
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187. MY PARENTS WENT THE OTHER WAY.
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188. RAN THE OTHER WAY.
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189. WE WERE A GROUP OF LONERS.
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190. IF THERE WERE OPTIONS,
CHANCES ARE WE'D OPT OUT.
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191. BUT BEING UNDEAD
AND UNMOTIVATED
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192. AT THE WORKPLACE,
I HAD A LOT OF TIME
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THE WHAT-IFS OF LIFE...
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DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE?
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195. WOULD I STILL HAVE DIED?
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197. A FAMILY THAT DIDN'T
ALWAYS OPT OUT?
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199. THINK FAST!
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200. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I CAUGHT YOU OFF-GUARD.
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201. I'M GREGG,
THE RETREAT FACILITATOR.
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202. I'M MILLIE,
JUST MILLIE.
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203. OH, I'M AFRAID
SHE'S NOT WITH US.
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204. I DON'T REALLY PLAY GAMES.
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206. YOU KNOW,
EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING
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207. HEY, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE
AT ONE WITH NATURE
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209. NOPE. CAN'T. BEDWETTER.
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210. OOH, GEE. THAT'S TOO BAD.
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211. I'M KIDDING.
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YOUR SIZE. JUST...
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217. WELL, YOU'RE NOT
A LOT OF THINGS, ARE YOU?
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SO LET'S LOSE THE ATTITUDE.
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219. ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU HAVE
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220. BUT I DIDN'T WANT
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221. THE FORT'S FOR LOSERS.
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223. REGGIE!
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229. YES!
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232. REGGIE.
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234. BECAUSE I'M EATING DINNER.
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THIS IS FOR THE REALTOR
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236. AND THE COUPLE SHE'S
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237. YOU'RE MAKING THEM DINNER?
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238. I'M MAKING IT LOOK
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239. BUYERS WANT
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242. WELL, IT'S JUST FOR SHOW.
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244. IT'S LIKE
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245. WHERE'S OUR DINNER?
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BURGER ROUND-UP.
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249. PUTTING FOOD ON THE FLOOR
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250. PLEASE DON'T SWEAR.
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252. WELL, I'M GOING TO ENJOY
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256. YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
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257. I ALREADY MADE YOUR BED
AND I WANT IT TO STAY
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258. IT'S MY ROOM, AND YOU SNORE.
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259. I MEAN IT, REGGIE!
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260. YOU'D BETTER NOT
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261. I MEAN IT!
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263. I DON'T MIND. KEEPS ME
OUT OF TROUBLE.
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264. YOU WANT A PIECE
OF CHERRY PIE, SWEETIE?
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265. SURE.
YOU EVER WAIT TABLES?
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266. HARDER THAN DIGGING A DITCH.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT
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267. AND SEE WHAT A REAL JOB IS.
IT IS A NOBLE VOCATION.
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269. I HAVE A REAL JOB,
I HAVE TWO REAL JOBS.
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270. SO I THINK
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RETREAT TOMORROW.
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275. I USED TO TREAT THE CRUST
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TO HOLD THE GOOD STUFF IN.
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277. I USED TO LEAVE
THE WHOLE BACK END OF IT
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278. BUT AS I GOT OLDER,
I LEARNED TO APPRECIATE CRUST.
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279. STAYING ON THE OUTSIDE,
LOOKING IN,
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280. IT'S NOT REALLY
THE BEST WAY TO LAY LOW.
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281. THE MORE I STAY
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282. THE MORE THEY NOTICE ME.
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283. THAT'S BAD.
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284. YOU LEARN THAT
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DIFFERENT RECIPES.
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286. ULTIMATELY, THEY CO-MINGLE,
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287. BUT THEY ARE
VERY SEPARATE ENTITIES.
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288. I'M SAYING
I'M GOING TO GO.
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289. IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO, OKAY?
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290. OKAY, YOU'VE DECIDED.
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291. WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?
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OFF TOMORROW.
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293. CAN YOU COVER FOR ME?
YOU KNOW, GEORGE,
REAPING ISN'T LIKE
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294. SOME WAITRESS
TRADING SHIFTS.
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295. THE NOBLE VOCATION.
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296. I DON'T NEED
YOUR SMART MOUTH.
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298. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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299. I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE.
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AN E.R. DOCTOR,
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301. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
YOU'RE ON CALL.
YOU'RE ON CALL 24/7.
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302. 365.
I DON'T NEED
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303. SORRY.
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304. I CHANGED MY MIND.
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305. WELL, I THINK
THAT'S WISE.
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306. NOT ABOUT THE RETREAT,
ABOUT THE PIE.
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307. SO, UM, I'LL SEE YOU
WHEN I GET BACK.
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308. YOU WANT IT?
YEAH, PLEASE.
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309. MORE COFFEE?
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310. PLEASE.
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311. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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312. IT'S JUST FOR THE AROMA.
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313. HONEY, THIS COUPLE
IS READY TO PAY MORE
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314. THAN WE'VE EVEN ASKED,
SO LET'S PUT ON
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316. A GOOD ONE.
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317. SO LET'S SMILE
AND BE FRIENDLY
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318. AND MAKE THEM
FEEL WELCOME.
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319. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MAKE THE COOKIES?
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320. REGGIE, GET THE DOOR.
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321. OH, HEY.
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322. LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, MILLIE.
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323. WOULD YOU SCREW
A MUSTANG GRILL
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324. ME? NO.
EXACTLY.
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326. SO WHEN I SAY,
"GET THE FIXINGS
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327. YOU DON'T SHOW UP
WITH ANY OLD CHOCOLATE BAR.
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328. THE S'MORE IS LIKE
A DELICATE ECOSYSTEM—
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329. GRAHAM CRACKER,
MARSHMALLOW,
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330. AND THE GREAT AMERICAN
HERSHEY BAR.
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331. I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT A CAMPER.
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332. HEY, I'M REALLY HAPPY
YOU DECIDED TO JOIN US,
MILLIE.
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333. YOU JUST NEED TO GET
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335. BACK IN THE TRUCK.
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336. GO ON.
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337. FUCKING MUTT.
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339. BRISK.
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340. MM.
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341. FEEL THAT?
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342. THAT'S THE I.Q. FALLING.
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343. GODDAMNED DOG
WOULD JUST AS SOON
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344. FUCK A DUCK
THAN HUNT ONE.
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345. I MEANT TO SAY,
"GO, TEAM,
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346. HERSHEY BARS OR BUST."
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347. ALTHOUGH I DON'T CARE
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349. HERSHEY BARS?
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351. NICE 12-GAUGE.
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352. DADDY HAD ONE OF THOSE.
EXCUSE ME.
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354. IS IT DUCK-HUNTING
SEASON ALREADY?
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355. YEAH, WHATEVER.
HEY, WEIGHT-LOSS
DRINKS, HUH?
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356. MOST HUNTERS
ARE MORNING PEOPLE.
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357. THEY HAVE HERSHEY BARS.
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358. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
TO HEAR, MILLIE.
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359. LET'S LOAD 'EM UP.
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360. HI, LINDA.
OH, GREAT BOOTS.
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361. THANK YOU.
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362. JOY, THESE ARE THE COPES,
ANDY AND STEPHANIE.
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HI.
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365. HELLO.
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366. GREAT PLACE.
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367. ARE YOU BAKING?
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368. I AM.
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369. THE COPES
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371. AS YOU CAN SEE,
THEY'RE IN NEED
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372. WELL, EVER SINCE
SHE GOT, UH,
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373. OR SINCE WE GOT...
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375. SAY, "SINCE
I IMPREGNATED HER."
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376. TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
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377. UNLESS, OF COURSE,
IT'S NOT YOURS.
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386. WHEN WE BOUGHT
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387. AND I'M GUESSING
THAT'S YOU.
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388. GUESS AGAIN.
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389. THAT WAS HER SISTER.
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390. GEORGE.
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391. GEORGE?
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392. GEORGIA.
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393. OH. PRETTY NAME.
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394. THIS REALLY IS
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395. THE PERFECT HOME
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396. REGGIE, WHY DON'T YOU
SHOW THE COPES YOUR ROOM?
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397. DO I GET A COMMISSION?
REGGIE!
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398. I'D LOVE IT
IF YOU WOULD TAKE US TO
SEE YOUR ROOM, REGGIE.
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399. OKAY...
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400. VERY INTERESTED.
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401. FOR YOU.
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402. YOU.
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403. ROUTE 9
AND GENTILLY BOULEVARD.
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404. SLIPPERY PETE'S.
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405. BIG BIKER HOTSPOT.
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406. YOU NEED AN ESCORT,
LET ME KNOW.
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407. YOU'RE VERY SWEET,
BUT I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.
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408. WELL, THEY'RE BIKERS,
NOT VAMPIRES, DAISY.
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409. DON'T LET THE BLONDE
LOCKS DECEIVE YOU.
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410. I'M A VERY POWERFUL WOMAN.
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411. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
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412. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
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413. AND BY LITTLE,
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414. I MEAN I WILL
BE BACK TOMORROW,
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415. AND I TRUST YOU WILL BE
FINE WITHOUT ME,
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416. AND BY THAT,
I MEAN TRY NOT TO FUCK UP.
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417. BY FUCK UP, OF COURSE,
I MEAN MASON.
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418. YOUR SERVANT.
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419. WELL, I HAVE ORDER
TO RESTORE.
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420. YOUR SERVANT.
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421. FIRST TIME, CUTE.
SECOND TIME, YOU HAVE
TO BUY ME SOMETHING.
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422. WELL, WHY DO YOU ASSUME
I'M GOING TO FUCK UP?
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423. BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCK-UP!
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424. THIS, OF COURSE,
IS THE PERFECT
CHILDREN'S ROOM.
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425. PLENTY OF SPACE
FOR MORE BEDS,
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426. IF MORE KIDS
ARE IN GOD'S PLAN.
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427. I DON'T SEE
HOW GOD'S INVOLVED.
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428. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YES?
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429. THE ONLY MOLD IN THAT HOUSE
IS BETWEEN HER EARS.
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430. GRIMM'S ANTHOLOGY.
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431. I USED TO BE
A TEACHER, YOU KNOW?
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432. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO PUT THAT AWAY.
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433. THAT'S OKAY.
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434. IT'S A DELIGHTFUL ROOM.
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435. WHERE'S YOUR
SISTER'S BEDROOM?
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436. MY MOM TURNED IT
INTO AN EXERCISE ROOM.
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437. OH.
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438. WHERE'S YOUR SISTER
LIVING NOW?
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439. I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY.
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440. IS SHE IN COLLEGE?
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441. SHE'S DEAD.
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442. OH...
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443. I'M SO SORRY.
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444. IT'S OKAY.
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445. SHE'S NOT, LIKE,
COMPLETELY GONE.
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446. BECAUSE...
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447. SHE COMES BACK.
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448. SHE COMES BACK?
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449. A LOT.
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450. THAT WASN'T HER.
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451. OKAY, EVERYBODY,
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452. IF YOU COULD BE AN ANIMAL,
ANY ANIMAL,
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453. WHAT ANIMAL
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454. DELORES,
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455. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FIRST?
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456. OH, I'D LIKE TO GO LAST,
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457. IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
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458. OKAY, I THINK
THAT'D BE APPROPRIATE.
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459. THANKS, GREGG.
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460. MILLIE,
HOW ABOUT YOU?
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461. I THINK I'LL GO
RIGHT BEFORE DELORES.
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462. DO YOU THINK
THAT'S APPROPRIATE?
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463. WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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464. I REALLY DO, GREGG.
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465. CAN I START?
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466. SURE, TODD.
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467. YEAH,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
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468. IF I WERE AN ANIMAL,
I THINK I WOULD BE A CRAB.
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469. NOT AN ANIMAL.
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470. MILLIE.
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471. WELL, IT'S NOT.
IT'S A CRUSTACEAN.
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472. WHAT?
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473. WELL, AT LEAST I'M LISTENING.
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474. I'M SORRY.
A CRAB'S AN ANIMAL.
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475. IT'S A BIG, FURRY,
WARM-BLOODED BEAST
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476. THAT SLEEPS IN COCKTAIL SAUCE.
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477. MILLIE, THIS IS AN EXERCISE
ABOUT REVEALING YOURSELF
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478. TO YOUR CO-WORKERS.
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479. NOW, WE ALL FIND
THINGS TO HIDE BEHIND
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480. AT THE OFFICE.
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481. YOU KNOW, OUR CUBICLES,
OUR TELEPHONES,
OUR DEADLINES...
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482. OUR SARCASM.
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483. WE ALL FIND WAYS
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484. NOT TO GET TO KNOW
THE PEOPLE
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485. THAT WE RELY ON THE MOST.
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486. OUT HERE IN THE WILD,
THERE'S NO PLACE
TO HIDE, OKAY?
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487. SO I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL
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488. TRY TO GET TO KNOW
TODD THE CRAB.
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489. WHOO-HOO!
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490. I BET TODD HAS CRABS.
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491. TODD, PLEASE.
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492. I ALWAYS FEEL...
AS IF I'M MOVING SIDEWAYS.
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493. MOTHERFUCKING...
I AM VICIOUSLY FUCKED.
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494. BASTARD HELL...
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495. I AM VICIOUSLY FUCKED.
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496. NO, NOT YOU, DARLING.
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497. UNLESS YOU'RE INTERESTED,
IN WHICH CASE—
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498. NO? WELL, PISS OFF, THEN.
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499. FUCK OFF. OH, JESUS CHRIST.
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500. OH, BOLLOCKS.
KIFFANY! KIFFANY.
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501. HEY, THERE.
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502. LISTEN, HAVE YOU FOUND
A LITTLE POST-IT?
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503. YOU KNOW,
THE LITTLE YELLOW ONES
WITH WRITING ON?
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504. LIKE THE KIND YOU PEOPLE
ALWAYS PLAY WITH?
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505. YES, YES, YES.
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
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506. NO. IS THIS ONE
PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT?
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507. I DON'T BOLLOCKING
WELL KNOW, DO I?
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508. JESUS CHRIST, I AM FUCKED.
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509. MOVE.
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510. SHIT. BOLLOCKS.
FUCKING BOLLOCKS!
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511. OKAY, WELL, THAT'S IT.
I'M FUCKING FUCKED, AREN'T I?
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512. I'M BOLLOCKING
VICIOUSLY FUCKED.
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513. ROYALLY FUCKED, I AM.
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514. WELL, THAT IS
MOST INTERESTING.
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515. I JUST ASSUMED
ALL THOSE STORIES
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516. ABOUT DEGRADING
INITIATION RITUALS WERE TRUE.
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517. NO ONE HAS TO KILL ANYONE
TO GET INTO THE BALD EAGLES.
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518. WE FIGURE
THE RIGHT MEMBERS
COME AT THE RIGHT TIME.
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519. TREACH HERE BECAME ONE
AFTER SOMEONE HAD READ A POEM
HE WROTE IN A BIKER MAG.
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520. OPEN VERSE
FOR THE OPEN ROAD.
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521. HEAR, HEAR.
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522. HEAR!
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523. I DO LOVE A REAL MAN
OF LETTERS.
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524. SO WHY ARE YOU GUYS
CALLED THE BALD EAGLES?
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525. WE DON'T WEAR HELMETS.
FUCKS WITH OUR HAIR.
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526. I JUST THINK
A MAN SHOULD CHOOSE
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527. HOW CLOSE TO DEATH
HE WANTS TO LIVE.
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528. CLOSER THAN YOU THINK, TINY.
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529. DAISY, DAISY,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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530. NOW.
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531. YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR—
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532. YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR
HANDS OFF THE LADY?
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533. I'M IN TROUBLE.
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534. THIS IS MASON.
HE'S OKAY, FELLAS,
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535. JUST NOT VERY WELL
BROUGHT UP IS ALL.
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536. NO, I'M NOT.
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537. THE ONLY THING WE HATE
WORSE THAN BAD MANNERS
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538. IS THE GODDAMN
FASCIST HELMET LAW.
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539. BARE HEADS TILL WE'RE DEAD.
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540. TILL WE'RE DEAD!
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541. BARE HEADS.
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542. YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT.
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543. BETTER DEAD THAN NOT.
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544. WHAT?
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545. I LOST MY POST-IT.
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546. HAVE A NICE RIDE, FELLOWS.
GOT TO GO.
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547. SUCH A LOYAL GROUP OF PEOPLE.
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548. BUT SO DANGEROUS.
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549. TINY!
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550. THOSE MOTORCYCLES,
THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
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551. WELL, A HELMET
WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED.
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552. TINY MADE A BIG MESS.
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553. AND I MOVED HERE
FROM ALBANY
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554. WHEN SHE BROKE OFF
THE ENGAGEMENT.
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555. 3,000 MILES
DOWN THE ROAD,
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556. AND I STILL CAN'T GET HER
OUT OF MY MIND.
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557. NO.
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558. WE WERE NEVER ENGAGED, FRANK.
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559. WE WERE TOTALLY ENGAGED.
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560. I GAVE YOU MY MOTHER'S RING.
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561. SO?
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562. OKAY, FRANK, FRANK,
FRANK, FRANK!
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563. SALLY, PLEASE.
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564. RIGHT. RIGHT.
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565. ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY
I FEEL LIKE A LEOPARD.
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566. BECAUSE YOU'RE STALKING HER?
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567. BECAUSE I CAN'T
CHANGE MY SPOTS.
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568. OKAY, MILLIE,
I THINK
IT'S YOUR TURN.
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569. UH, NO, I...
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570. I JUST, I—
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571. I DON'T REALLY...
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572. I'M NOT AN ANIMAL.
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573. THIS WAS STARTING
TO FEEL FAMILIAR...
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574. STAYING ON THE SIDELINES.
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575. CRITICIZING.
CLINGING TO THE FRINGES
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576. INSTEAD OF JUMPING
INTO THE FRAY.
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577. IT WAS LIKE WATCHING
THE ESCALATOR RUN.
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578. WHEN WOULD I STEP ON?
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579. OKAY, DELORES,
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580. WELL, I GUESS
THAT JUST LEAVES YOU.
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581. BRING US HOME.
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582. WELL, UM,
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT—
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583. I'M A CAT.
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584. I MEAN, NOT LIKE A HOUSE CAT.
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585. NOT LIKE MURRAY, DELORES.
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586. I'M A STRAY...
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587. WANDERS THE STREETS, ALONE,
KIND OF DISTANT AND MEAN.
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588. NOT A CAT YOU'D WANT TO PET
OR BRING HOME TO YOUR KIDS.
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589. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHERE THOSE CLAWS ARE,
YOU KNOW.
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590. AND I'M A BLACK CAT.
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591. AND I HAVE MANY, MANY LIVES.
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592. AND NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM.
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593. YOU'D THINK
HE'D HAVE A BETTER LOCK.
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594. WOW.
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595. COLOR ME IMPRESSED.
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596. WELL, IF HE WRITES
THE INFORMATION
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597. ON OUR POST-ITS,
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598. HE MUST COPY IT DOWN
FROM SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?
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599. YEAH, BUT WHERE?
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600. I'LL CHECK
THE LIQUOR CABINET,
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601. YOU CHECK
EVERYWHERE ELSE.
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602. MASON, NO.
THIS IS A COVERT OPERATION.
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603. WE NEED TO TREAD GENTLY
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604. AND COVER OUR TRACKS.
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605. MM...
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606. OLD FARTS LIKE RUBE
ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST BOOZE.
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607. THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING
LONG ENOUGH
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608. NOT TO MESS AROUND
WITH THE CHEAP SHIT.
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609. HOW IS THAT HELPING?
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610. TAKES OFF THE EDGE.
I'M ALL EDGES RIGHT NOW.
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611. ALL RIGHT?
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612. MASON, IF HE FINDS OUT
WE WERE RUMMAGING
AROUND HERE—
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613. PUT THAT DOWN.
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614. PUT IT DOWN.
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615. PUT THAT... DOWN.
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616. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA, DAISY.
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617. I ONCE HAD TO HIDE
FOR HOURS IN ONE
HALF THIS SIZE
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618. FROM THE SHREW
OF A MRS. TYRONE POWERS,
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619. WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
IN PALM SPRINGS.
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620. I WAS FORCED TO URINATE
IN A HIGHBALL GLASS.
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621. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THE MARRIED ONES?
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622. FORBIDDEN FRUIT?
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623. THAT WAS THEN,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
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624. YOU'RE TREATING THIS
LIKE HAPPY HOUR.
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625. OH, SHIT.
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626. SO...
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627. SO MANY OF THEM.
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628. SO MUCH MORE OF IT.
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629. POUR ME A DRINK, WILL YOU?
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630. JUST ONE. AND ONLY
TO WARM ME UP.
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631. YEAH, IT'LL LUBE OUR SYNAPSES
UP A BIT,
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632. MAKE OUR MINDS
A BIT MORE N... NIMBLE.
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633. WE'LL KEEP LOOKING
FOR YOUR POST-IT.
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634. WE'LL— WE'LL KEEP
LOOKING. YEAH.
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635. WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
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636. I'M NOT.
I WASN'T
SAYING ANYTHING.
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637. I DIDN'T SAY
THAT YOU WERE.
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638. WELL, WHY ARE YOU
HERE, THEN?
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639. WHY DID YOU SHOW UP
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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640. WELL, WHAT HAS BEEN
YOUR EXPERIENCE
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641. AS TO WHY I SHOW UP
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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642. OH, NO.
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643. YOU KNOW,
YOU DO HAVE
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644. ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITIES
IN THIS WORLD.
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645. I KNOW YOU.
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646. YOU'RE MILLIE'S SPONSOR.
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647. SO DEVOTED.
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648. DELORES, RIGHT?
RIGHT. AND YOU'RE RUBE.
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649. I AM.
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650. IS THAT A FIRST NAME
OR LAST NAME?
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651. JUST RUBE.
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652. LIKE CHER.
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653. LIKE HOUDINI.
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654. LOVE HOUDINI.
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655. WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN FUN
TO HAVE SEEN HIM?
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656. SEEN HIM?
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657. RUBE PROBABLY REAPED HIM.
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658. WHAT BRINGS YOU
OUT HERE, RUBE?
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659. WELL, DELORES...
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660. AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE
TO GET INTO THAT WITH YOU—
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661. UH-HUH?
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662. ONE OF THE "A'S OF A.A.
STANDS FOR—
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663. YOU DON'T WANT A DRINK,
DO YOU, MILLIE?
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664. ACTUALLY, I WAS REFERRING
TO THE OTHER "A".
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665. OH, OF COURSE.
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666. DELORES,
I THINK I NEED
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667. TO GO FOR A WALK
AND GET SOME FRESH AIR.
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668. WELL, YOU'RE
IN THE WOODS.
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669. YOU'RE SURROUNDED
BY FRESH AIR.
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670. I JUST...
WANT TO GO FOR A WALK.
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671. I NEED TO...
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672. COMMUNE WITH
THE SPIRITS OF THE NORTHWEST.
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673. YOU ARE A CAT, AREN'T YOU?
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674. ALONE AND MYSTERIOUS.
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675. MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT BACK
FOR GHOST STORIES AND S'MORES.
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676. I'LL TRY.
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677. YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO
KNOW ANY GHOST STORIES,
DO YOU, RUBE?
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678. UH, I'VE HEARD
A COUPLE IN MY DAY.
OH, HOW FUN.
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679. AND JUST AS I
WAS GETTING COMFORTABLE
IN THE CIRCLE,
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680. DEATH PULLED ME AWAY.
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681. WHOO!
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682. I FEEL LIKE A FLAPPER.
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683. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME
DO THE CHARLESTON.
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684. YOU ARE LOVELY.
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685. OPERA... OPERA...
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686. JAZZ...
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687. BORING, BORING, SNORING.
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688. I AM DRUNK.
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689. I HATE BEING DRUNK.
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690. FUNNY,
I DON'T MIND IT.
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691. EVER.
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692. MY GOODNESS.
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693. YOU THINK YOU KNOW A MAN—
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694. BARRY MANILOW.
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695. PLAY ME
SOMETHING SWINGING.
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696. I WANT TO DANCE
AND FORGET ALL THIS...
THIS STUFF.
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697. OH, YEAH,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW...
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698. SOMEBODY'S GOING TO DIE ALONE
TODAY, AREN'T THEY?
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699. WHAT WAS ON YOUR
POST-IT, MASON?
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700. NOW, CAN I SHOW YOU
THE OUTSIDE STORAGE?
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701. I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT.
HONEY?
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702. IN A SECOND, I JUST
WANT TO GET A FEEL
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703. FOR THE HOUSE
ONE MORE TIME.
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704. OKAY.
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705. SO, REGGIE,
WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?
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706. NOTHING.
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707. WHAT'D YOU MEAN
WHEN YOU SAID
YOUR SISTER COMES BACK?
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708. SHE VISITS US.
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709. AND YOU TALK TO HER?
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710. NOT LIKE FACE TO FACE.
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711. SO SHE CHECKS UP ON YOU,
SEES IF YOU'RE OKAY?
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712. I GUESS.
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713. ARE YOU?
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714. I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD MOVE HERE.
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715. WHERE WAS HER FAVORITE SPOT
IN THE HOUSE?
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716. HER ROOM, I THINK.
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717. SHE DIDN'T REALLY
TELL ME THINGS.
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718. I THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK
TO THE WAFFLE HAUS.
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719. IF YOU MISS A REAP,
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720. A WRATH WILL BE
VISITED UPON YOU
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721. AS SUCH WILL HAVE
YOU WRITHING
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722. IN TESTICLE-SHRIVELING HORROR.
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723. THAT WAS RUBE.
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724. WHY DO YOU
DRINK SO MUCH?
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725. YOU'RE SO LOVELY.
I LOVE YOU.
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726. YOU'RE SO PERFECT,
AND YOUR SKIN
IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
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727. TRUE, BUT NOT WHAT I ASKED.
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728. IT'S PEOPLE'S IMPERFECTIONS
THAT MAKE THEM SO BEAUTIFUL.
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729. LIKE BLACK VELVET
THAT SHOWS OFF
A LITTLE DIAMOND.
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730. THOSE THREE FRECKLES
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731. THAT SHOW OFF
YOUR ALABASTER SKIN.
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732. CUT THE BULLSHIT, MASON.
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733. WHAT, DAISY?
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734. REALLY, WHAT,
IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN
SCHEME OF THINGS,
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735. IS ONE MORE UNHAPPY SOUL?
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736. I JUST CANNOT CARE ANYMORE.
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737. I CANNOT CARE ANYMORE.
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738. YOU SAW THE POST-IT
BEFORE YOU LOST IT.
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739. NO.
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740. YES, YOU DID.
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741. YOU ALWAYS LOOK AT IT
WHEN YOU GET IT,
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742. EVEN FOR JUST A SECOND.
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743. NO, I DON'T.
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744. DO I?
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745. I WATCH YOU.
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746. YOU NEVER JUST PUT IT
IN YOUR POCKET.
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747. DO YOU WATCH ME?
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748. YOU ALWAYS LOOK AT IT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE CURIOUS.
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749. YOU WANT TO KNOW.
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750. WHAT DO I WANT
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751. THEIR NAME.
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752. WHERE THEY'RE
GOING TO DIE.
YOU'RE CURIOUS.
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753. YOU ALWAYS
LOOK AT IT.
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754. YEAH.
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755. SOMETIMES,
I DO LOOK AT IT.
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756. AND YOU LOOKED
AT THIS ONE, TOO.
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757. AND THIS PERSON
WON'T DIE ALONE.
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758. THIS IS A GHOST STORY,
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759. AND IT'S A LOVE STORY.
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760. IT'S ABOUT A MAN
WHO LOVED A WOMAN.
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761. A MAN WHO THOUGHT
THE FLAME OF THEIR LOVE
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762. COULD NEVER DIMINISH.
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763. BUT IT DID.
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764. WHAT HAD ONCE BEEN A DANCE
HAD BECOME...
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765. A BATTLE.
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766. THEY FOUGHT AND FOUGHT.
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767. IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT,
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768. AFTER ANGRY WORDS
WERE SPOKEN...
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769. HE LEFT THEIR BED
AND SADDLED HIS HORSE.
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770. AND SHE SAID TO HIM,
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771. "IF YOU DON'T COME BACK
IN THREE DAYS,
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772. "THEN YOU CAN
NEVER COME BACK.
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773. "MARK MY WORDS...
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774. I'LL BE GONE."
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775. WELL, WHERE WOULD SHE GO?
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776. TO LIVE WITH
AN OLD BOYFRIEND
FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
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777. I THINK YOU TWO ARE
A LITTLE AHEAD OF THE STORY.
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778. AM I GOING TO BE
INTERRUPTED AGAIN?
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779. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS,
THOUGHTS?
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780. QUERIES?
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781. THEN I WILL CONTINUE.
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782. STILL ANGRY...
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783. STILL ANGRY,
THE MAN RODE AWAY...
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784. AND HE ENJOYED THE SOLITUDE.
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785. THE NOISE OF THEIR ARGUMENT
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786. WAS REPLACED
BY THE SOOTHING SOUNDS
OF THE FOREST.
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787. BUT AFTER JUST TWO DAYS
IN THE FOREST,
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788. HE GREW LONELY.
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789. HE WAS FILLED WITH REGRET.
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790. HE WANTED TO RETURN
TO THE WOMAN HE LOVED,
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791. AND HE WANTED TO RETURN
TO THE LIFE THAT HE MISSED.
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792. HE FOUND A SHORTCUT
THROUGH THE WOODS,
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793. AND HE TOOK IT.
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794. HE WAS DESPERATE,
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795. DESPERATE TO GET BACK
TO THE WOMAN HE LOVED
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796. BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE.
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797. HER THREATS RANG IN HIS HEAD.
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798. WOULD SHE WAIT FOR HIM?
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799. OR WOULD SHE BE TRUE
TO HER WORDS?
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800. WOULD SHE BE GONE?
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801. HE COULD FEEL HIS HORSE
LOSING SPEED,
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802. AS IF IT WOULDN'T MAKE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT.
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803. WHAT WAS THAT?
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804. DOUBLE-BARREL 12-GAUGE,
FULL CHOKE.
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805. DO WE NEED TO GO
AND HELP SOMEBODY?
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806. THAT WAS SWEET, FRANK.
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807. I'M JUST A STORYTELLER.
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808. GREGG HERE'S
IN CHARGE. GREGG?
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809. OH, HO... NO.
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810. NO, I-I-I DON'T THINK SO.
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811. I'M A LITTLE AFRAID
OF THE TREES AT NIGHT.
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812. WELL, WE CAN EITHER
STOP NOW OR GO ON
WITH THE STORY.
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813. IT'S UP TO YOU GUYS.
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814. NO MORE
INTERRUPTIONS. HMM?
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815. OKAY?
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816. HOW YOU DOING, CRYSTAL?
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817. YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
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818. THE MAN CAME TO THE EDGE
OF A DARK AND UNKNOWN SWAMP.
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819. HE HAD TO MAKE A DECISION.
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820. SHOULD HE GO
INTO THE SWAMP
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821. OR GO AROUND IT?
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822. DOES HE GO THROUGH THE SWAMP
OR DOES HE GO AROUND IT?
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823. WE ALL ASK OURSELVES
THAT QUESTION, DON'T WE?
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824. IT'S A VERY SCARY QUESTION
TO ANSWER ALL ALONE.
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825. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
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826. YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING I NEED.
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827. I'M SORRY?
THE POST-IT.
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828. IT'S MINE.
I NEED IT.
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829. THEN MAYBE
YOU CAN TELL ME
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830. WHY IT HAS
MY NAME ON IT.
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831. I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'M SORRY.
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832. I'M SORRY.
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833. AND NEXT TO
THE SWAMP WAS A BOY.
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834. MY NAME IS...
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835. HEY!
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836. THE MAN ASKS THE BOY,
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837. "TELL ME, DOES THE SWAMP
HAVE A HARD BOTTOM?"
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838. AND THE BOY TELLS
THE MAN IT DOES.
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839. SO THE MAN GUIDES HIS HORSE
INTO THE SWAMP.
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840. AND AS HE BEGINS TO SINK
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841. DEEPER AND DEEPER
INTO THE SWAMP,
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842. HE SAYS TO THE BOY,
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843. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT HAD A HARD BOTTOM."
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844. AND THE BOY SAYS, "IT DOES."
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845. "YOU'RE JUST NOT THERE YET."
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846. SO THE MAN DOESN'T GET BACK
TO HIS WIFE IN TIME?
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847. HE MIGHT.
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848. HE MIGHT GET OUT
AND REACH HER, RIGHT?
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849. THAT'S THE END
OF THE STORY, FOLKS.
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850. I MEAN, HE MIGHT
GET BACK TO HER.
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851. GUYS...
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852. HI. WHAT DID I MISS?
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853. A WONDERFUL STORY.
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854. MILLIE, I'VE BEEN WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
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855. WE HEARD A GUNSHOT, AND—
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856. OH, I'M FINE.
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857. OKAY.
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858. JUST DON'T GO OFF ALONE
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
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859. RUBE?
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860. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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861. SO, WAS THE STORY
YOU TOLD SCARY?
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862. OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T HEAR IT,
I JUST TOLD IT.
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863. SMART MOUTH.
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864. I THINK IT WAS
A LITTLE SCARY.
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865. YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE
LIKE TO GET TOGETHER
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866. TO HEAR THESE KINDS
OF STORIES IN THE WOODS?
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867. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?
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868. THEY LIKE
TO FACE THEIR FEARS...
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869. TOGETHER.
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870. IT'S SOMEHOW EASIER
THAN FACING THEM ALONE.
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871. WOULD YOU LIKE
A "SOME"?
A WHAT?
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872. IT'S WHAT I'VE CHRISTENED
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873. THE COMBINATION
OF GRAHAM CRACKER
AND CHOCOLATE,
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874. LIGHTLY TOASTED
OVER AN OPEN FLAME.
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875. WE'RE OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS.
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876. "SOME"?
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877. AH, IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.
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878. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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879. YOU'RE NOT STAYING?
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880. OH, I'VE GOT AN EARLY
BREAKFAST MEETING.
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881. YOU ENJOY THE REST
OF THE RETREAT.
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882. MAYBE IT WAS JUST
THE WARMTH OF THE FIRE,
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883. BUT FOR ONCE, I WAS HAPPY
TO HAVE A SPOT IN THE CIRCLE.
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884. DELORES AND I
DROVE BACK TOGETHER,
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885. AND SHE TOLD ME
THAT SHE, TOO, WAS A CAT.
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886. THAT SHE WAS BORN
IN THE YEAR OF THE CAT,
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887. THAT SHE HAD ALL
THE QUALITIES OF A CAT.
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888. I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF SHE TOLD ME
SHE WENT IN A LITTER BOX,
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889. I WAS LEAVING HER
BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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890. ANYWAY...
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891. LOOKS GOOD.
MORE BUYERS COMING?
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892. NO. THIS IS FOR US.
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893. I THOUGHT WE DESERVED
A LITTLE SIT-DOWN
BREAKFAST.
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894. SORRY. I'VE GOT TO GO.
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895. OH, UH, WAIT.
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896. UM, HERE. TAKE BACON.
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897. YOU KNOW, REGGIE,
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898. IF YOU EVER WANT
TO TALK TO ME
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899. ABOUT ANYTHING,
YOU KNOW...
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900. I MEAN,
ANYTHING AT ALL,
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901. ABOUT GEORGE...
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902. HELLO?
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903. HELLO?
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904. AW, COME ON.
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905. IF ANYONE IS THERE,
WOULD YOU JUST SAY
SOMETHING?
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906. FINE.
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907. YOU KNOW,
IF THAT KEEPS HAPPENING,
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908. I'M GOING TO CHANGE
OUR NUMBER.
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909. I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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910. I'VE GOT TO GO.
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911. ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED GEORGE,
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912. WHO COULDN'T QUITE FORGET
THERE WAS ONCE UPON A TIME.
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