1. MOST GIRLS MY AGECopy !req
2. ARE OBSESSED WITH
PRETTY SIMILAR THINGS...Copy !req
3. FUN THINGS.Copy !req
4. SOME ARE OBSESSED
WITH FLIRTING...Copy !req
5. SOMETHING MORE THAN FLIRTING.Copy !req
6. SOME ARE OBSESSED
WITH THEIR RIDE...Copy !req
7. OR WHETHER TO WEARCopy !req
8. REALLY RUBY RED
OR SILVER CITY PINK.Copy !req
9. ME, I WAS OBSESSED, TOO.Copy !req
10. I WAS OBSESSED
WITH POST-ITS...Copy !req
11. POST-ITS AND DEATH.Copy !req
12. I WAS BEYOND OBSESSED.Copy !req
13. DID YOU WRITE MY NAME
ON MY POST-IT?Copy !req
14. WHAT?Copy !req
15. DID YOU WRITE MY NAME
ON MY POST-IT?Copy !req
16. THE ONE WHERE I DIED?Copy !req
17. GEORGIA, I'M NOT
A BIG FAN OF THE DROP-BY.Copy !req
18. WELL, I WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
19. THE DROP-BY,
IT'S A DISCOURTESY.Copy !req
20. POLITE SOCIETY
HAS A PROTOCOL,Copy !req
21. AN AGREED-UPON
TIME AND PLACE.Copy !req
22. YOU MAKE PLANS.Copy !req
23. KIND OF LIKE A POST-IT.Copy !req
24. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SENTENCE
WHEN YOU KNOCKED,Copy !req
25. A WRITTEN SENTENCE
IN A BOOK.Copy !req
26. I HAD TO PUT IT DOWN
'CAUSE YOU KNOCKED.Copy !req
27. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING
WHEN YOU KNOCKED.Copy !req
28. DOES IT MATTER
WHO WROTE YOUR POST-IT?Copy !req
29. HERE'S WHAT I KNOW.Copy !req
30. YOU GET A LIST OF NAMES,Copy !req
31. AND YOU TRANSFER
THE FIRST INITIAL,
LAST NAME,Copy !req
32. TIME AND PLACE
ONTO A POST-IT.Copy !req
33. BUT YOU GET MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
34. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
35. WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET?Copy !req
36. IS MY NAME STILL
IN HERE SOMEWHERE?Copy !req
37. WHAT ELSE DOES IT
SAY ABOUT ME?Copy !req
38. WHAT ELSE DOES IT
SAY ABOUT ME?Copy !req
39. OH, WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
40. LIKE, SANTA CLAUS'S LIST?Copy !req
41. DOES IT SAY WHO'S BADCopy !req
42. AND WHO'S GOOD?Copy !req
43. DOES IT SAY THAT
I WAS 18 YEARS OLD?Copy !req
44. THAT I HAD NEVER
HAD A BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
45. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE?Copy !req
46. DID IT SAY THAT
I HAD NEVER
DONE ANYTHING?Copy !req
47. YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY?Copy !req
48. PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY SAYS,Copy !req
49. ON THE LAST DAY,
THERE'S A RECKONING.Copy !req
50. THERE'S AN
OLD-FASHIONED SCALE.Copy !req
51. YOU GOT ONE SIDE FOR LIGHT,
ONE SIDE FOR DARKNESS.Copy !req
52. GOOD, EVIL.Copy !req
53. EVERYBODY STEPS ONTO THE PAN,
SEES HOW THEY MEASURE UP.Copy !req
54. THE WORLD WANTS IT ALL
TO MAKE SENSE,Copy !req
55. THE WORLD WANTS IT
ALL TO ADD UP.Copy !req
56. THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE.Copy !req
57. THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE?Copy !req
58. SOME STORY
ABOUT SOME BULLSHITCopy !req
59. WAY STATION INTO
THE AFTERLIFE?Copy !req
60. YOU'RE STILL HERE, GEORGE.Copy !req
61. I WANT TO BE
YOUNG AND SILLY.Copy !req
62. YOU ARE YOUNG AND SILLY.Copy !req
63. GEORGIA, I WROTE
YOUR NAME
ON THAT POST-IT.Copy !req
64. I HADN'T MET YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOWCopy !req
65. WHAT A GREAT KID YOU WERE...Copy !req
66. BUT IF I HAD KNOWN YOU,Copy !req
67. I STILL WOULD'VE WRITTEN
YOUR NAME ON THE POST-IT.Copy !req
68. THAT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
69. I THINK HE'S WRONG.Copy !req
70. I DON'T THINK IT
ALL "ADDS UP."Copy !req
71. I DON'T THINK
ANY OF IT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
72. I DON'T SEE ANY
FUCKING BALANCE ANYWHERE.Copy !req
73. LET ME DOWN!Copy !req
74. IT'S ALL ABOUT LUCK.Copy !req
75. EITHER YOU'RE LUCKY,
OR YOU'RE NOT...Copy !req
76. AND I'M NOT.Copy !req
77. THIS IS BULLSHIT.Copy !req
78. SHE SOLD
THE SLATERS' HOUSE.Copy !req
79. SHE GOT 50,000
OVER ASKING.Copy !req
80. ALL RIGHT, SHE'S THEIR
TOP REALTOR, CLANCY.Copy !req
81. SHE'S AMBITIOUS
AND RUTHLESS,Copy !req
82. RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.Copy !req
83. I THINK
REGGIE'S UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
84. REGGIE?Copy !req
85. REGGIE!Copy !req
86. I CAN'T FIND HER... BYE.Copy !req
87. I DON'T SEE WHY
WE HAVE TO SELL
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
88. WELL, HONEY, HALF OF IT
IS YOUR FATHER'S.Copy !req
89. CAN'T WE JUST
BUY HIS HALF?Copy !req
90. I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.Copy !req
91. THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL HAVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
92. REGGIE, GOING BACK
TO WORK, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
93. WOULD REQUIRE
A MAJOR LIFESTYLE
CHANGE FOR ME,Copy !req
94. YOU KNOW,
FOR BOTH OF US.Copy !req
95. SO I HAVE TO LIVE
IN SOME CHEESY APARTMENTCopy !req
96. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY?Copy !req
97. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT MY JOB WAS?Copy !req
98. SECRETARY.
LEGAL SECRETARY,Copy !req
99. AND LAWYERS
ARE VERY ANGRY PEOPLE.Copy !req
100. DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW INCREDIBLY
UNHAPPY I WASCopy !req
101. WHEN I CAME HOME?Copy !req
102. YOU'RE ALWAYS
INCREDIBLY UNHAPPY.Copy !req
103. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
104. UNHAPPY
IN A CHEESY APARTMENT.Copy !req
105. UNHAPPY IN A BIG HOUSE.Copy !req
106. EXCUSE ME, CAN I BORROW
YOUR SALT, PLEASE?Copy !req
107. THANK YOU.Copy !req
108. ROXY...Copy !req
109. CAN I SEE YOUR NEW
POLICE REVOLVER, PLEASE?Copy !req
110. NO.Copy !req
111. PLEASE?Copy !req
112. NO.Copy !req
113. I JUST WANT TO
HOLD IT, ROXY.Copy !req
114. NO.Copy !req
115. LOOK, I WON'T SHOOT IT.
I PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE.Copy !req
116. I JUST WANT TO FEEL IT
IN MY HANDS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
117. PLEASE!
NO, AND STOP ASKING ME.Copy !req
118. GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
119. GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
120. YOU ARE REALLY WORKING
MY NERVES THIS MORNING.Copy !req
121. YOU DON'T HAVE THE HUEVOS.Copy !req
122. YOU WISH YOU HAD
A PAIR LIKE MINE, BABY.Copy !req
123. AND A GUN LIKE THAT.Copy !req
124. HERE'S YOUR JUICE,
HON.Copy !req
125. THANKS.Copy !req
126. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASKCopy !req
127. TO EAT MY EGGS IN PEACE?Copy !req
128. JUST LET THE LITTLE MAN
HOLD THE GUN.Copy !req
129. LUCK'S EVERYWHERE,Copy !req
130. JUST DRIFTING IN THE BREEZE,Copy !req
131. AND THE BAD LUCK
THAT'S FLOATING AROUNDCopy !req
132. HAS TO LAND ON SOMEBODY,Copy !req
133. AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON...Copy !req
134. WELL, PEOPLE FIND WAYS
TO EVEN THE SCORE.Copy !req
135. MY PARENTS ARE
SELLING MY HOUSE.Copy !req
136. DO YOU WANT
ANYTHING, SWEETIE?
NO, THANKS.Copy !req
137. THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN,
THEY'RE SELLING IT.Copy !req
138. HOW MUCH?
I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
139. HOW MUCH IS THE CHECK?Copy !req
140. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?Copy !req
141. THEY LOVED OUR HOUSE.Copy !req
142. IT JUST DOESN'T... ADD UP.
ADD UP.Copy !req
143. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
144. WE LIVED THERE
FOR 20 YEARS.Copy !req
145. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THE CHECK?Copy !req
146. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE US ENOUGH.
LET'S PAY IT AND RUN.Copy !req
147. WE MOST CERTAINLY
WILL NOT.Copy !req
148. GREAT. "JOHNNY LAW
ON-THE-SPOT."Copy !req
149. THEY ARE JUST UP
AND LEAVING.Copy !req
150. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE ME
FOR MY FRUIT SALAD.Copy !req
151. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
152. COPS EAT FREE.Copy !req
153. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
HER PARENTS ARE MOVING.Copy !req
154. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
155. MAYBE IT'S JUST TOO
PAINFUL FOR THEMCopy !req
156. TO WALK BY YOUR
BEDROOM EVERY DAY.Copy !req
157. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY NEED THE EXTRA SPACE,Copy !req
158. BECAUSE WHEN
SHE KICKED THE BUCKET,Copy !req
159. THEY GAINED AN EXTRA ROOM.Copy !req
160. ROXY, DO ME A FAVOR.
SHOOT HIM.Copy !req
161. GLADLY.Copy !req
162. I AM SO FAR AHEAD
OF THIS BIT.Copy !req
163. I WAS JOKING.Copy !req
164. ROXY?
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
165. YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO BLOODY SPECIAL,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
166. PRANCING AROUND
IN YOUR TIGHT
BLUE TROUSERSCopy !req
167. AND YOUR BIG SHINY GUN.Copy !req
168. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
169. COPS DON'T EAT FREE.
PEOPLE HATE COPS.Copy !req
170. PLEASE DON'T.Copy !req
171. I'VE HAD A BAD MORNING
ALREADY.Copy !req
172. UH, EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
173. KIFFANY?Copy !req
174. COULD YOU SETTLE
A DISPUTE FOR US?
WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART?Copy !req
175. DO OFFICERS OF THE LAW
RECEIVE COMPLIMENTARY MEALS?Copy !req
176. NO.Copy !req
177. COFFEE'S FREE.Copy !req
178. DO YOU WANT
SOME MORE COFFEE?Copy !req
179. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
180. SO, WHAT?
YOU JUST NEGLECTEDCopy !req
181. TO CHARGE HER
FOR HER FRUIT SALAD?Copy !req
182. WELL... LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
183. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
184. I'LL GET YOU
A NEW CHECK.Copy !req
185. JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
186. FUCKING HELL!Copy !req
187. SO THEY'RE SELLING
YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME?Copy !req
188. YEAH.Copy !req
189. THAT'S A SHAME, SWEETIE.Copy !req
190. IT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
191. THAT FUCKING HURT.Copy !req
192. IT DOES HURT.Copy !req
193. SOMETIMES THE WORLD
JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.Copy !req
194. PARDON ME.Copy !req
195. HEY, CAN I GET A SODA?Copy !req
196. FIVE-LETTER WORD,
"ACCIDENTAL FISH."Copy !req
197. FLUKE.Copy !req
198. TIME TO GENERATE
A NEW REVENUE STREAM.Copy !req
199. BEHOLD.Copy !req
200. OH, MASON,
MASON, MASON.Copy !req
201. ARE YOU DRINKING
AGAIN?Copy !req
202. NO.Copy !req
203. SAY, "AS GOD
IS MY WITNESS."Copy !req
204. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.Copy !req
205. NOW, WHAT ABOUT
A LITTLE WAGER?Copy !req
206. COME ON,
GUESS WHERE THE PEA IS.Copy !req
207. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
208. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
209. PUT A DOLLAR DOWN.
COME ON.Copy !req
210. A GEORGIE WASHINGTON
FROM GEORGIE GIRL.Copy !req
211. IS IT UNDER THIS ONE?Copy !req
212. COULD IT BE UNDER THIS ONE?Copy !req
213. OR IS IT THIS ONE?Copy !req
214. WHERE COULD IT BE?Copy !req
215. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
216. GUESS,
AND WIN A DOLLAR.Copy !req
217. THE MIDDLE ONE.Copy !req
218. NOPE.
OH!Copy !req
219. BY GEORGE,
SHE'S GOT IT.Copy !req
220. YEAH, YOU ARE
DRINKING AGAIN.Copy !req
221. OKAY, SO GIVE ME
THE MONEY BACK,Copy !req
222. AND WE'LL START
ALL AGAIN.Copy !req
223. MM... NO.Copy !req
224. YES, BECAUSE THAT
WAS PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
225. AND YOU JUST LOST A DOLLAR.Copy !req
226. MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.Copy !req
227. HOW'S EVERYBODY?Copy !req
228. HAVING A LOVELY DAY,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
229. HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
230. YOU STILL WEARING
THOSE STICKS, HUH?
I AM.Copy !req
231. YOU FIND YOURSELF
A CROSS,Copy !req
232. AND SUDDENLY
YOU'RE A CATHOLIC?Copy !req
233. IT THINK IT LOOKS
VERY PRETTY ON ME,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
234. YOU KNOW, GEORGE,Copy !req
235. YOU HAVE YOUR
VERY OWN SAINT.Copy !req
236. I'D RATHER HAVE A PONY.Copy !req
237. SAINT GEORGE
IS THE PATRON SAINTCopy !req
238. OF FARMERS, SOLDIERS,Copy !req
239. BOY SCOUTS,
CAVALRY, CHIVALRY,Copy !req
240. AND ENGLAND.Copy !req
241. I WANT A SAINT.
HAVE I GOT A SAINT?Copy !req
242. YES, SAINT THOMAS.Copy !req
243. WHAT ABOUT SAINT MASON?Copy !req
244. THOMAS IS THE PATRON SAINT
OF MASONS.Copy !req
245. THERE IS NO "SAINT MASON,"
BUT SAINTS ARE MARVELOUS.Copy !req
246. THERE'S A PATRON SAINT
FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
247. PATRON SAINTS
FOR LOST CAUSES,Copy !req
248. FOR BEING DEPRESSED,
PATRON SAINTS—Copy !req
249. FOR BEING BORED
OUT OF YOUR SKULL.Copy !req
250. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE HOLY TRINITY IS,
GEORGE?Copy !req
251. WE ARE IN A FUCKING
RESTAURANT.Copy !req
252. IT'S PEPPERS,
ONIONS, AND CELERY.Copy !req
253. WOULD A LITTLE RITUAL
IN HER LIFECopy !req
254. DO HER ANY HARM?Copy !req
255. I HAVE A LITTLE
RITUAL MYSELF.Copy !req
256. LET US BEGIN.Copy !req
257. NOTHING FOR ME?
NOT UNLESS
YOU GOT ONECopy !req
258. UNDER ONE OF YOUR
PRETTY LITTLE SHELLS.Copy !req
259. DON'T YOU USUALLY
RIDE YOUR BIKE
OVER HERE?Copy !req
260. YES.
DID YOU RIDE IT TODAY?Copy !req
261. YES.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUT THERE.Copy !req
262. WHAT?
YOUR BIKE IS GONE.Copy !req
263. I GAVE YOU
THAT BIKE.Copy !req
264. THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.Copy !req
265. IS IT REALLY GONE?Copy !req
266. LET ME SEE
YOUR VERSION
OF THE SHELL GAME.Copy !req
267. I COULD REALLY
USE A LAUGH
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
268. WHAT?
"WHAT?"Copy !req
269. COME ON,
QUIT FUCKING AROUND.Copy !req
270. PLAY.Copy !req
271. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!Copy !req
272. ORDER UP.Copy !req
273. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE.
WE GOT THAT.Copy !req
274. DID YOU LOCK IT?Copy !req
275. YES, I LOCKED IT.
ALL THEY LEFT
IS ONE TIRE.Copy !req
276. WHICH TIRE?Copy !req
277. THE TIRE THAT WAS LOCKED.Copy !req
278. I HAD A FEELING
YOU'D LOSE THAT BIKE.Copy !req
279. YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE
A FIGURE-EIGHTCopy !req
280. WITH YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
281. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SO
HUFFY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
282. I'VE LOST MY PEA NOW.Copy !req
283. WHAT?
YOU'RE BLAMING ME?Copy !req
284. WELL, WHEN SOMETHING
IS LOST,Copy !req
285. SOMEONE HAS TO BE BLAMED,
ISN'T THAT THE THEORY?Copy !req
286. IF NOT YOU,
THEN WHO?Copy !req
287. THE DESIGNER OF THE BIKE
FOR MAKING SOMETHING
SO BEAUTIFULCopy !req
288. THAT SOMEONE ELSE COVETS IT?
OR MAYBE WE SHOULD BLAME ME?Copy !req
289. MAYBE WE SHOULD ASSIGN
NO BLAME AT ALL?Copy !req
290. AS DAISY'S PEOPLE WOULD SAY,
"HE GIVETH, HE TAKETH AWAY".Copy !req
291. I'D BLAME THE GUY
WHO TOOK IT.Copy !req
292. I'D GET REVENGE.Copy !req
293. YOU KNOW, AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
A SCHWINN
FOR A
SCHWINN—Copy !req
294. I WOULD STEAL
SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIKE.Copy !req
295. THAT'S A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
296. OKAY, ROXY'S BIG,
BAD, AND BLUE.Copy !req
297. NOW, WHY DON'T
YOU ASK HER?Copy !req
298. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
RUBE, CAN I BORROW
YOUR TRUCK?Copy !req
299. ARE YOU
A RESPONSIBLE DRIVER?Copy !req
300. I AM AN
EXCELLENT DRIVER.Copy !req
301. I PROMISE TO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR PIECE-OF-SHIT TRUCK.Copy !req
302. WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE RESPONSE
I WAS LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
303. FINE.Copy !req
304. GEORGE.Copy !req
305. WHAT?Copy !req
306. SOMETIMES PRETTY THINGS
JUST DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
307. WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S JUST MY BAD LUCK.Copy !req
308. SHOW ME THE HANDS.Copy !req
309. WINNER OR LOSER,
WINNER OR LOSER.Copy !req
310. WHICH WILL IT BE?Copy !req
311. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.Copy !req
312. HERE TODAY,
GONE IN A MOMENT.Copy !req
313. IT'S UNDER THE MIDDLE ONE.Copy !req
314. IT'S SQUISHY.Copy !req
315. I'M GOING TO
SQUISH YOU TWOCopy !req
316. IF YOU GET ANY CLAY
ON THAT TABLE.Copy !req
317. WE'LL CLEAN IT.Copy !req
318. YEAH, I'VE HEARD
THAT ONE BEFORE.Copy !req
319. YOU KNOW, GEORGE,
WHEN YOU'RE
ALL GROWN UP,Copy !req
320. YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE
HOW LITTLE YOU WERE.Copy !req
321. I'M NOT LITTLE.
REGGIE'S LITTLE.Copy !req
322. YOUR FATHER
WAS KIDDING, HONEY.Copy !req
323. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.Copy !req
324. UH-OH.Copy !req
325. OKAY, LET'S DO
THE LEFT ONE.Copy !req
326. THE WORLD
MAY TRY TO MESS WITH YOU.Copy !req
327. OUT THERE, IT MAY BE
A FREE-FOR-ALL,Copy !req
328. BUT IN HERE,Copy !req
329. THERE'S A SYSTEM IN PLACE
TO ADDRESS THAT.Copy !req
330. NEXT.Copy !req
331. MAYBE IT'S JUST
THE UNIFORMS, BUT IN HERE,Copy !req
332. IT FEELS LIKE
THERE'S ORDER IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
333. NEXT.Copy !req
334. AND IF YOU JUST GET
THE FACTS ONTO THE BOOKS,Copy !req
335. ODDS ARE, THE SYSTEM
TAKES CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
336. HI.Copy !req
337. I'D LIKE TO REPORT
THE THEFT OF MY BICYCLE.Copy !req
338. IT HAPPENED
ALMOST AN HOUR AGO,
ON BAY STREET.Copy !req
339. FILL THIS OUT.Copy !req
340. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
341. IT'S A HARVARD LAW DEGREE.Copy !req
342. WE'RE ALL
VERY PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
343. LISTEN, I'M GOING TO BE
REALLY LATE FOR WORK.Copy !req
344. CAN I JUST DESCRIBE
THE BIKE TO YOU,Copy !req
345. AND YOU COULD PUT OUT
AN A.P.B. OR WHATEVER?Copy !req
346. NO.Copy !req
347. GREAT.Copy !req
348. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
349. THANK YOU.Copy !req
350. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
351. DID YOU JUST SEE THIS?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
352. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU, DEAR?Copy !req
353. SOMEONE...
STOLE MY BIKE,Copy !req
354. AND IT WAS
A REALLY COOL BIKE.Copy !req
355. A MAN FONDLED
MY BEHIND
ON A CITY BUS.Copy !req
356. THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR THAT.Copy !req
357. NONE.Copy !req
358. I THINK
HE WAS STABBED.Copy !req
359. YEP. "ASSAULT WITH
A DEADLY WEAPON,
KNITTING—Copy !req
360. NEEDLES."Copy !req
361. THE SHITHEAD
HAD IT COMING.Copy !req
362. HERE WE GO,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
363. HERE WE GO, WHERE WE GO...Copy !req
364. WHERE WE GO, NOBODY KNOWS.Copy !req
365. THAT'S YOUR PATTER?Copy !req
366. PATTER'S BULLSHIT.Copy !req
367. PATTER'S HOW
YOU DRAW PEOPLE IN.Copy !req
368. PEOPLE ARE DRAWN IN
BY THE GAME...Copy !req
369. AND BY MY NON-THREATENING
GOOD LOOKS.Copy !req
370. WELL.
THE PATTER SEDUCES.Copy !req
371. IT'S NOT
YOUR STRONG SUIT.Copy !req
372. THERE.Copy !req
373. DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE
PLAY THE SHELL GAME?Copy !req
374. BECAUSE THEY THINK
THEY CAN BEAT THE ODDS.
WRONG.Copy !req
375. THEY THINK
THEY CAN BEAT YOU.Copy !req
376. THEY THINK
THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.Copy !req
377. IN THIS CASE,
THEY'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
378. I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK.Copy !req
379. ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH
TO PLAY STUPID?Copy !req
380. I AM SO SMART,
I'M PRACTICALLY RETARDED.Copy !req
381. ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?
NO.Copy !req
382. ARE YOU LYING?
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS.Copy !req
383. NOW, WHERE'S THE PEA?
FOLLOW THE PEA.Copy !req
384. FIVE'LL GET YOU TEN,
TEN'LL GET YOU TWENTY,Copy !req
385. FIFTY'LL GET YOU A HUNDRED.
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY,Copy !req
386. DOUBLE YOUR MONEY,
JUST CATCH IT ONCE.Copy !req
387. ONE TIME, ONE TIME,
ONE TIME.Copy !req
388. YOU NEED A RHYTHM.Copy !req
389. YOU NEED TO HYPNOTIZE
WITH YOUR WORDS.Copy !req
390. MM-MM.Copy !req
391. I CAN HYPNOTIZE WITH
MY CAT-LIKE MOVEMENT.Copy !req
392. NOW, HOW SLICK WAS THAT?Copy !req
393. THERE'S ONLY ONE MOVEMENT
I CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
394. IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,Copy !req
395. AND THERE'S NOTHING
CAT-LIKE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
396. IT'S UNDER THE ONE
ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
397. WRONG.Copy !req
398. MY RIGHT.Copy !req
399. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
400. HOW IS THIS
LOW PRIORITY?Copy !req
401. IT'S PETTY THEFT,
MISS.Copy !req
402. IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.Copy !req
403. VICTIMLESS?
THEN WHO THE FUCK AM I?Copy !req
404. AND THE LANGUAGE
WON'T MAKE IT
A HIGHER PRIORITY.Copy !req
405. DID I WIN ANYTHING?Copy !req
406. 20 SCRATCH-OFFS,
AND I DIDN'T GET SQUAT?Copy !req
407. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
408. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL
TO GET SOME ATTENTION
AROUND HERE?Copy !req
409. IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.Copy !req
410. I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU GUYS.Copy !req
411. I'LL TAKE IT
FROM HERE, THANKS.Copy !req
412. THANK GOD.Copy !req
413. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, ROXY.
IT WAS A YELLOW BIKE—Copy !req
414. I CAN READ.Copy !req
415. AND IT HAD A BELL,
AND A MISSING TIRE.Copy !req
416. GEORGE,
I WILL TREAT THISCopy !req
417. WITH THE RESPECT
IT DESERVES.Copy !req
418. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
419. LOOK, I'M HAPPY
TO FILE A REPORT,
I'M HAPPY TO FOLLOW UP,Copy !req
420. BUT DON'T EXPECT
ANYONE AROUND HERECopy !req
421. TO LOOK OUT
FOR YOUR BIKE.Copy !req
422. SOMEBODY BROKE THE LAW.Copy !req
423. SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY.Copy !req
424. YOU'RE ON THE BOOKS, GEORGE.Copy !req
425. I'M ON THE BOOKS,Copy !req
426. BUT THE BOOKS
DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT.Copy !req
427. IN THE END,Copy !req
428. THE LESSON
THE SYSTEM TEACHES YOUCopy !req
429. IS PRETTY SIMPLE...Copy !req
430. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
431. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
432. IS IT SATURDAY?Copy !req
433. NO, ALL-STAFF MEETING.Copy !req
434. HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT THERE?Copy !req
435. PHONES.Copy !req
436. "T.H.E.F.T."Copy !req
437. "THIEVES HARM
EVERYONE'S FUN TIMES."Copy !req
438. LET'S BREAK IT DOWN, PEOPLE.Copy !req
439. WHAT DO I MEAN
WHEN I SAY HARM?Copy !req
440. HARM WHO? YOU?Copy !req
441. OR THE CUTIE
IN THE NEXT CUBICLE?Copy !req
442. THE C.E.O.,
THE PRESIDENT,Copy !req
443. EVERYONE
DOWN THE CHAIN—Copy !req
444. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE.Copy !req
445. AND EVERYONE IN HERE
IS A THIEFCopy !req
446. UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE...
INCLUDING YOU.Copy !req
447. FREAK.
OH, DID I MISS A JOKE?Copy !req
448. LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
449. STEALING COMPANY
PROPERTY IS NO JOKE.Copy !req
450. PEOPLE THINK,
"OH, THE COMPANYCopy !req
451. IS SUCKING AWAY MY LIFE.
I'LL JUST TAKE
SOMETHING BACK."Copy !req
452. WHO IS THIS GUY?Copy !req
453. SECURITY EXPERT,
BECAUSE OF ALL
THE SUPPLY THEFT.Copy !req
454. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
A PROMOTIONCopy !req
455. SO YOU'D SHOW UP
AN HOUR LATE.Copy !req
456. I WAS TRYING
TO FIND MY BIKE
SO I COULD GET HERE.Copy !req
457. YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
458. MILLIE.Copy !req
459. YOU LIKE YOUR
LIFE HERE, MILLIE?Copy !req
460. NOT SO MUCH.Copy !req
461. TELL HIM YOU'RE HAPPY.
I'M REALLY HAPPY.Copy !req
462. GOOD.Copy !req
463. GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE DOCopy !req
464. WHEN THEY'RE UNHAPPY,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
465. THEY... GET A CAT?Copy !req
466. NOT YOU.
WRONG.Copy !req
467. THEY TAKE STAPLES...Copy !req
468. OR ROLLER-BALL PENS...Copy !req
469. OR POST-ITS.Copy !req
470. PEOPLE WHO DON'T
LIKE THEIR LIVES
TRY TO GET EVEN,Copy !req
471. AND THAT MAKES HAPPY TIMECopy !req
472. AN UNHAPPY PLACE.Copy !req
473. NO MATTER HOW
I TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME,Copy !req
474. IT WASN'T COMING OUT
IN MY FAVOR.Copy !req
475. DIE, BECOME REAPER,
SEE FAMILY SELL HOUSE,Copy !req
476. SEE BIKE GET STOLEN,
DO NOT PASS "GO".Copy !req
477. "R.I.P.O.F"Copy !req
478. "REPORT...Copy !req
479. "IDENTIFY...Copy !req
480. "PROVE...Copy !req
481. "OSTRACIZE...Copy !req
482. FIRE."Copy !req
483. "RIP OF?"Copy !req
484. YOU GOT A PROBLEM THERE,
MILLIE?Copy !req
485. YOU MISSPELLED
"RIP-OFF".Copy !req
486. DROPPED AN "F."
OH, I SEE.Copy !req
487. WE HAVE OURSELVES
A SMART-ASS.Copy !req
488. DON'T YOU MEAN,
"SMART AS"?Copy !req
489. SHH, MILLIE.Copy !req
490. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING THERE, MILLIE.Copy !req
491. I CAN'T SING.Copy !req
492. I CAN'T TAP-DANCE.Copy !req
493. I CAN'T TWIRL A RIFLE.Copy !req
494. I HAVE ONE TALENT,
MILLIE.Copy !req
495. I FIRE TROUBLEMAKERS.Copy !req
496. I FIND TROUBLEMAKERS,
AND I FIRE THEM.Copy !req
497. THAT'S MY TALENT, MILLIE.
WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
498. YOU DON'T
WANT TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
499. WATCH THIS ONE.
I DON'T LIKE HER.Copy !req
500. R-I-P-O-F.Copy !req
501. FIGURE IT OUT,Copy !req
502. LEST YOU CATCH THE BULL
BY THE HORNS.Copy !req
503. UH, WELL, UM,
THERE'S, UM, MUFFINS.Copy !req
504. DO YOU FEEL
LUCKY TODAY?Copy !req
505. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
506. FIND THE PEA.Copy !req
507. THE PEA IS UNDER...Copy !req
508. THIS SHELL.Copy !req
509. JUST TAKE THE MONEY.
TAKE THE MONEY.Copy !req
510. GO AWAY.Copy !req
511. HOW'S THAT REVENUE
STREAM RUNNING?Copy !req
512. IT'S GOING REALLY WELL,
ACTUALLY, REALLY WELL.Copy !req
513. I'VE ACTUALLY SAVED YOU
SOMETHING FROM THE EARNINGS.Copy !req
514. UH, HANG ON, WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
515. HANG ON, LET ME FIND IT.
IT'S THERE.Copy !req
516. NEW CAR?
OH...Copy !req
517. UM, YEAH, IT'S,
UM, IT'S A LEASE.Copy !req
518. IT LOOKS LIKE
A REAL CHICK-MAGNET.Copy !req
519. WHERE'S REGGIE?Copy !req
520. SHE'S AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
521. YOU KNOW,
THE PLACE THEY KEEPCopy !req
522. THE NON-VOTERS
FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY,Copy !req
523. KEEP THEM
OUT OF TROUBLE.
YEAH, I... I...Copy !req
524. I KNEW THAT.
I WAS JUST NERVOUSCopy !req
525. ABOUT COMING OVER HERE.Copy !req
526. SO...Copy !req
527. WHERE DO WE START?Copy !req
528. 1983.Copy !req
529. THAT WAS A JOKE.Copy !req
530. HA.Copy !req
531. OH, I REMEMBER THIS.Copy !req
532. I STOLE THIS
FROM THAT HOTEL ON MAUI.Copy !req
533. WE WERE BOTH
SMOKING ON THAT TRIP.Copy !req
534. AND DRINKING.Copy !req
535. THAT WAS A GOOD VACATION.Copy !req
536. THE BEST.Copy !req
537. WELL, SINCE I STOLE IT,
I GUESS IT'S MINE.Copy !req
538. THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M THE THIEF.Copy !req
539. I'M THE CAT-BURGLAR.Copy !req
540. DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME.Copy !req
541. OH, YEAH, LIKE ANYONE
WANTS YOUR FAKE PRADA TOTE.Copy !req
542. OKAY, DEATH WAITS FOR NO MAN.Copy !req
543. GOT TO GO, GOT TO GO.Copy !req
544. MILLIE!Copy !req
545. YOU WERE
AN HOUR LATE,Copy !req
546. AND YOU'RE GOING
SOMEWHERE ALREADY?Copy !req
547. GOD, I'VE WORKED
THIS 12-STEP EXCUSECopy !req
548. INTO THE GROUND.Copy !req
549. SOMETHING ELSE, PLEASE.Copy !req
550. DELORES,Copy !req
551. I DIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO,
AND BECAME A GRIM REAPER...Copy !req
552. AND SOMEONE
AT THE WOODSIDE MALLCopy !req
553. IS GOING TO DIE
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES,Copy !req
554. PROBABLY VIOLENTLY,Copy !req
555. AND I HAVE TO GO
TAKE THEIR SOUL
BEFORE THEY BITE IT.Copy !req
556. WELL, THAT'S DEATH FOR YOU.Copy !req
557. I APPRECIATE
YOUR UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
558. THAT SECURITY GUY
REALLY UPSET ME.Copy !req
559. THAT WHOLE
"BULL WITH THE HORN" THING,Copy !req
560. WHATEVER THAT WAS,
I HAVE NO IDEA,Copy !req
561. BUT I'M ON THE EDGE HERE,
DELORES,Copy !req
562. AND I NEED TO GO
TO A MEETING.Copy !req
563. SAY NO MORE.Copy !req
564. "GRANT ME THE SERENITY"--Copy !req
565. OKAY, THANK YOU. LATER.Copy !req
566. "I'M GOING TO A MEETING."Copy !req
567. I'D BORE MYSELF TO DEATH
IF I WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD.Copy !req
568. I'M TELLING YOU,
THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINECopy !req
569. IS THE LAST SLICER
YOU'LL EVER BUY.Copy !req
570. YOU LIKE PEPPERS?
IT SLICES PEPPERS.Copy !req
571. LOOK AT THAT,
EASY AS PIE.Copy !req
572. JUST RIGHT THROUGH
THE PEPPER, LIKE NOTHING.Copy !req
573. POP THAT ON THERE,Copy !req
574. THROW SOME MEAT
ON THIS BABY,Copy !req
575. AND YOU'RE DOING
WHAT I LIKE TO CALLCopy !req
576. THE "BOSCACCI HIBACHI TANGO."Copy !req
577. I'M XAVIER BOSCACCI,Copy !req
578. AND THAT'S FUN
IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
579. COME ON, PEOPLE.
AND THAT'S...Copy !req
580. FUN IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
581. RIGHT...Copy !req
582. FUCKIN' MALL GIGS.Copy !req
583. OKAY, I NEED A VOLUNTEER.Copy !req
584. HOW ABOUT YOU,
YOUNG LADY?
NO.Copy !req
585. COME ON, LET'S GIVE HER
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT.Copy !req
586. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
587. LOOK, KID, I GOT TO
MOVE FOUR OF THESECopy !req
588. BY THE END OF THE HOUR,
OR I'M A DEAD MAN.Copy !req
589. ALL RIGHT?
JUST READ THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
590. DO YOU LIKE
FRESH FRUIT JUICE?Copy !req
591. I LOVE FRESH FRUIT JUICE.Copy !req
592. WELL, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS...Copy !req
593. DO YOU LIKE THE RIND?Copy !req
594. I THROW THE RIND AWAY.Copy !req
595. YOU THROW THE RIND AWAY?Copy !req
596. MY FRIEND,Copy !req
597. IF YOU'RE NOT
TRYING THE RIND,Copy !req
598. YOU'RE NOT LIVING.Copy !req
599. NEITHER ARE YOU,
IN THREE MINUTES.Copy !req
600. OH, WATCH IT, PAL.Copy !req
601. UH...Copy !req
602. ISN'T FRESH FRUIT JUICE
EXPENSIVE?Copy !req
603. MY FRIEND,Copy !req
604. NOT ONLY
IS THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINECopy !req
605. EASY TO USE,Copy !req
606. AN—AND...Copy !req
607. EASY TO CLEAN,Copy !req
608. IT'S ONLY $19.99.Copy !req
609. AND YOU, TOO,Copy !req
610. CAN HAVE FRESH
MIMOSAS FOREVER.Copy !req
611. OH!Copy !req
612. AND THAT'S
FUN IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
613. YOU GOT SOME JUICE
ON YOUR COAT.Copy !req
614. ACTUALLY, THAT'S YOU.Copy !req
615. OH.
YOU GOT GUILLOTINED.Copy !req
616. I KNEW THAT BLADE
WASN'T SAFE.Copy !req
617. WE WERE JUST TRYING
TO CUT COSTS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
618. AND THE WORLD GETS EVEN...Copy !req
619. AND MAYBE EVEN
THROWS YOU A BONE.Copy !req
620. SO, IS THE RIND
REALLY GOOD
FOR YOU?Copy !req
621. I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
622. THAT IS NOT TRUE, JOY.Copy !req
623. I'M SURE OF IT.Copy !req
624. I BOUGHT THAT TABLE
WHEN YOU WERE
IN GRAD SCHOOL.Copy !req
625. YOU KNOW,
OKAY, WHATEVER.Copy !req
626. TAKE IT.Copy !req
627. DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'RE GIVING MECopy !req
628. SOMETHING OUT OF CHARITY.
THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT.Copy !req
629. I BROUGHT IT IN.Copy !req
630. OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
631. YOU KNOW WHAT
I BROUGHT IN?
YOUR NECKLACE.Copy !req
632. MY...Copy !req
633. YOUR MOTHER
GAVE THIS TO ME.
MY MOTHER.Copy !req
634. I'D THINK THAT FALLS
SQUARELY INTO THE CATEGORYCopy !req
635. OF THINGS I BROUGHT
INTO THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
636. SHE'S MY MOTHER.Copy !req
637. YOU SHOULD GIVE
THE NECKLACE BACK TO ME.Copy !req
638. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
639. I WANTED TO GIVE THIS TO—Copy !req
640. I WANT TO GIVE THIS
TO OUR DAUGHTER.Copy !req
641. WELL, I CAN
GIVE IT TO HER
JUST AS EASILY.Copy !req
642. YOU WANT IT, CLANCY?Copy !req
643. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
RIP IT OFF MY NECK.Copy !req
644. HI, SWEETIE.Copy !req
645. HEY, REG.Copy !req
646. HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY, HONEY?Copy !req
647. DID I DO ONE OF THESE?
YEAH, YOU DID.Copy !req
648. RIGHT, JOY?Copy !req
649. WELL, WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
650. I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE.Copy !req
651. IT MIGHT HAVE
GOTTEN LOST SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
652. I NEED A RIDE
TO MY DRUM LESSON...Copy !req
653. OH, I'LL TAKE YOU.Copy !req
654. MOM.Copy !req
655. LISTEN, DO YOU MIND
IF I STAYCopy !req
656. AND GO THROUGH SOME THINGS?Copy !req
657. I REALLY DO.Copy !req
658. RUBE SAYS
THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE.Copy !req
659. I SAY I'M READY
TO HELP THE WORLD GET IT.Copy !req
660. WHY SHOULDN'T I GET MINE?Copy !req
661. EVEN IF I DIDN'T
EXACTLY PAY FOR IT.Copy !req
662. WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
663. YOU'RE NOT THIS LUCKY.Copy !req
664. THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
665. WHY SHOULD I PLAY
BY THE RULES?Copy !req
666. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE
WAS KEEPING SCORE...Copy !req
667. AND MORE IMPORTANT,Copy !req
668. IT'S NOT LIKE
ANYONE WAS WATCHING.Copy !req
669. HI THERE.Copy !req
670. JUST BROWSING.Copy !req
671. I'VE GOT JESUS CHRIST,
CRYSTAL,Copy !req
672. TWIN TOWERS, THERE.Copy !req
673. HMM.Copy !req
674. TELL ME ABOUT
THE CROSSES.Copy !req
675. WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO KNOW?Copy !req
676. ARE YOU A COLLECTOR?Copy !req
677. NO, THEY JUST SORT OF, UH,Copy !req
678. HAVE A HABIT
OF TURNING UP.Copy !req
679. YOU WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING PRETTY?Copy !req
680. SEE?Copy !req
681. NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY PRETTY.Copy !req
682. THE CROSSES,Copy !req
683. HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH?Copy !req
684. DEPENDS.
ON?Copy !req
685. KARAT, AGE, DESIGN.Copy !req
686. YOU BUYING?Copy !req
687. NO, JUST INFORMATION
GATHERING FOR NOW,Copy !req
688. BUT I REALLY DO
FANCY THEM.Copy !req
689. THAT'S A NICE PIECE
YOU'VE GOT ON.Copy !req
690. IS IT?Copy !req
691. MAY I?Copy !req
692. YEAH.Copy !req
693. EDWARDIAN...Copy !req
694. PROBABLY
TURN OF THE CENTURY.Copy !req
695. I'LL GIVE YOU
A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR IT.Copy !req
696. REALLY?
SURE.Copy !req
697. I GET GOOD TURNOVER
ON THESECopy !req
698. HEIRLOOM ESTATE PIECES.Copy !req
699. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
700. ARE YOU CATHOLIC?Copy !req
701. A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
702. SO ARE YOU RUSTY?Copy !req
703. YEAH, I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF PRACTICE,Copy !req
704. BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
705. NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE?Copy !req
706. IS RUSTY YOUR REAL NAME?Copy !req
707. NO. I HAD RED HAIR
WHEN I WAS A KID.Copy !req
708. MY REAL NAME'S JOHN.
JOHN WHAT?Copy !req
709. JOHN McCOLLUM.Copy !req
710. $1,200, BUT THAT'S
MY FINAL OFFER.Copy !req
711. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
712. I THINK I CAN GET
A BETTER DEAL
SOMEWHERE ELSE.Copy !req
713. YOU HAVE
BEAUTIFUL THINGS, RUSTY.Copy !req
714. RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
715. "RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL."Copy !req
716. OH!Copy !req
717. TAKE THE MIRROR.Copy !req
718. REALLY?Copy !req
719. FROM ONE CATHOLIC
TO ANOTHER.Copy !req
720. YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY
HAVE PLENTY OF MIRRORS,Copy !req
721. BUT I WOULD LOVE
ANOTHER CROSS.Copy !req
722. HELP YOURSELF.Copy !req
723. YOU'RE A SWEET MAN, RUSTY.Copy !req
724. I'M SURE THERE'S A NICE DEAL
WAITING OUT THERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
725. YOU DON'T
EAT THE RIND?Copy !req
726. THE RIND'S THE BEST PART,
DARLING. LOOK.Copy !req
727. THAT'S FUN
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
728. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU SEE, YOU...Copy !req
729. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BEGINNINGCopy !req
730. TO CREEP ME OUT,
SO PISS OFF.Copy !req
731. GO ON, I MEAN IT.
PISS OFF. SHOO.Copy !req
732. GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO.Copy !req
733. ANYWAY, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE,Copy !req
734. COME AND GET
YOUR KITCHEN GUILLOTINE.Copy !req
735. IT SLICES, IT DICES,Copy !req
736. IT'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING
HAND OFF IF YOU WANT IT TO.Copy !req
737. ONLY 10 BUCKS A POP.Copy !req
738. LOVELY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
739. BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK.
BLOODY HELL, I'M GOOD AT THIS.Copy !req
740. ME, TOO.
LOVELY.Copy !req
741. YOUR KITCHEN
GUILLOTINE, SIR.Copy !req
742. A DAY OF FIRSTS.Copy !req
743. FIRST TIME YOU'VE PULLED
INTO THIS DRIVEWAYCopy !req
744. SINCE YOU DIED,Copy !req
745. FIRST TIME YOU WALK IN
WITHOUT BREAKING IN,Copy !req
746. AND MAYBE THE LAST TIME
YOU SEE THE PLACE.Copy !req
747. HI.
YOU MUST BE MILLIE.Copy !req
748. HI.Copy !req
749. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
750. I HAVE TO SAY,
IT'S A REAL COUPCopy !req
751. WHEN A HOUSE ON THIS BLOCK
COMES UP FOR SALE.Copy !req
752. MOST PEOPLE
KEEP THESE GEMSCopy !req
753. IN THE FAMILY
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
754. IT'S A VERY SPECIAL
OPPORTUNITY.Copy !req
755. AND YOU'RE SURE
THE FAMILY WON'T
BE HERE, RIGHT?Copy !req
756. OH, NO, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
757. NO, I THINK
IT'S KIND OF, UM,Copy !req
758. I DON'T KNOW, CREEPYCopy !req
759. HAVING THE FAMILY
HOVERING AROUNDCopy !req
760. WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THEIR THINGS.Copy !req
761. CREEPY MIGHT BE
TOO STRONG A WORD.Copy !req
762. NO, IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
763. SO, YOU ARE,
UH, SINGLE?Copy !req
764. ENGAGED.Copy !req
765. TO A BANKER.
HE'S AT THE BANKCopy !req
766. MAKING SERIOUS BANK.Copy !req
767. SO THEN FINANCING—Copy !req
768. IS THE LEAST
OF OUR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
769. WELL, I THINK
IT'S NICECopy !req
770. THAT THE TWO OF YOU
ARE INTERESTEDCopy !req
771. IN A FAMILY HOME
LIKE THIS.Copy !req
772. PREPARING
FOR THE FUTURE...Copy !req
773. WHAT I WAS
REALLY DOING, OF COURSE,Copy !req
774. WAS FACING MY PAST.Copy !req
775. NOW, WHAT'S SPECIAL
ABOUT THE DESIGNCopy !req
776. OF THE INTERIOR
OF THIS HOME
IS THE FLOW.Copy !req
777. WHY ARE THEY MOVING?Copy !req
778. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
779. WHERE IS
THE FAMILY GOING?Copy !req
780. OH, I WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT.Copy !req
781. WELL, WHY ARE THEY LEAVING?Copy !req
782. OH, WELL,
THERE IS NO PROBLEM
WITH THE HOUSE ITSELF.Copy !req
783. I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.Copy !req
784. NO, NO,
THIS PLACE HAS BEEN
PERFECTLY MAINTAINED.Copy !req
785. THE MOTHER IS...Copy !req
786. WELL, SHE'S VERY
PARTICULAR. MM.Copy !req
787. IT JUST DOESN'T...Copy !req
788. MAKE ANY SENSE.
NO.Copy !req
789. I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS,
BUT... THEY LOST A CHILD.Copy !req
790. OH, IT WAS VERY SAD.
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
791. NOT IN THE HOME,
OF COURSE,Copy !req
792. BUT I THINK THAT WAS
THE BEGINNING OF IT.Copy !req
793. THE BEGINNING OF WHAT?Copy !req
794. THE END OF THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
795. IT'S VERY COMMON.Copy !req
796. MOST MARRIAGES
CAN'T SURVIVECopy !req
797. THE DEATH
OF A CHILD.Copy !req
798. I DO LOVE
THOSE DOORS, THOUGH.Copy !req
799. AND JUST
AS I DID AS A CHILD,Copy !req
800. WHEN FACED WITH SOMETHING
I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR...Copy !req
801. I HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR MY ROOM.Copy !req
802. CAN I SHOW YOU
ONE OF THE BEDROOMS, THEN?Copy !req
803. OH, UM, THAT'S
A TRICKY HANDLE.Copy !req
804. YOU MIGHT WANT TO—Copy !req
805. LIFT IT A BIT.Copy !req
806. IT'S THE ONLY REAL FLAWCopy !req
807. IN AN OTHERWISE
MINT-CONDITION HOUSE,Copy !req
808. I CAN ASSURE YOU.Copy !req
809. I THINK I'D JUST LIKE
TO GET A FEEL
FOR IT UP HERE...Copy !req
810. BY MYSELF.Copy !req
811. OH, SURE.
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
812. BUT IT WASN'T
EVEN MY ROOM ANYMORE.Copy !req
813. MY PARENTS WERE
GETTING A DIVORCE,Copy !req
814. AND I DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE A BED TO CRY ON.Copy !req
815. WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THE DEATH OF SOMETHINGCopy !req
816. THAT MAKES PEOPLE
JUST WANT TO
PUT IT IN A BOX?Copy !req
817. AND FINALLY,
THERE I WAS...Copy !req
818. BUT THERE WAS
NO PLACE FOR ME.Copy !req
819. I JUST DIDN'T FIT.Copy !req
820. DID MILLIE
EVER COME BACK?Copy !req
821. I WANTED HER
TO DO THIS TONIGHT.Copy !req
822. JUST DON'T SING
"WE ARE THE WORLD" AGAIN.Copy !req
823. POUR ONE
APPLE MARTINI
IN YOU,Copy !req
824. AND IT'S 1983.Copy !req
825. DELORES, DO YOU
WANT TO COMECopy !req
826. TO THE KARAOKE
HAPPY HOUR WITH US?Copy !req
827. OH, I CAN'T. I'VE GOT
RESPONSIBILITIES.Copy !req
828. OH, COME ON, DELORES.Copy !req
829. EVERYONE'S
GOING TO BE THERE.Copy !req
830. WELL, BACK TO
THE SALT MINES.Copy !req
831. ROCK-STAR PARKING.Copy !req
832. LUCKY ME.Copy !req
833. WHAT'S THAT?
A MUSTANG.Copy !req
834. TEMPS MUST BE
DOING REALLY WELL
IN THIS NEW ECONOMY.Copy !req
835. DID YOU STEAL IT?
NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
836. DID YOU BUY IT?Copy !req
837. HMM, NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
838. WELL, HOW'D YOU
GET IT, EXACTLY?Copy !req
839. I THINK I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GET IT.Copy !req
840. THAT WHOLE BALANCE THING.Copy !req
841. I HAD A REALLY
BAD DAY, RUBE.Copy !req
842. I THINK I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GET IT.Copy !req
843. OKAY.Copy !req
844. SEEN THIS KID TODAY,
THIS MORNING,Copy !req
845. LOUIS PICK,
19 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
846. HE STOLE $17,
WAS KILLED
RUNNING AWAY.Copy !req
847. HE'S NOT A BAD GUY.Copy !req
848. NEVER STOLE
ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE.
HE WAS JUST HUNGRY.Copy !req
849. HE WAS 19, YOU WERE 18.Copy !req
850. WHAT ELSE DID IT SAY
ABOUT ME, ON THE LIST,Copy !req
851. BEFORE YOU WROTE MY NAME
ON THE POST-IT?Copy !req
852. IT SAID THAT YOU DID NOT
HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
853. AND YOU DIDN'T
GET THAT CARCopy !req
854. 'CAUSE SOMEONE
STOLE YOUR BIKE.Copy !req
855. WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?Copy !req
856. MY PARENTS
ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.Copy !req
857. LOOKING TO BLAME
SOMEONE FOR THAT?Copy !req
858. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
859. SWEETHEART?Copy !req
860. MY EXPERIENCE,Copy !req
861. THE DEATH OF A CHILD
DOESN'T KILL A MARRIAGE.Copy !req
862. SOMETIMES IT GIVES IT
AN OVERDUE BURIAL,Copy !req
863. BUT YOU CAN BLAME
YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO.Copy !req
864. THAT, YOUNG LADY,
WOULD BE UNFAIR.Copy !req
865. SEE YOU TOMORROW?Copy !req
866. DO ME A FAVOR?Copy !req
867. BRING MY FRIEND A BOWL
OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.Copy !req
868. TONIGHT,
SOMEWHERE ELSE,Copy !req
869. MAYBE THERE'S
A DIFFERENT GIRLCopy !req
870. WHO'S DODGING A BULLET,Copy !req
871. OR STEPPING
OUT OF THE PATHCopy !req
872. OF A SPEEDING TRAIN,Copy !req
873. A GIRL WHO'S LUCKY.Copy !req
874. I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
875. I FIGURED THAT SINCE
I HIT A PRETTY HARSHCopy !req
876. STRETCH OF BAD LUCK
WHEN I WAS 18,Copy !req
877. YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLECopy !req
878. "TOILET SEAT FALLING
FROM THE SKYCopy !req
879. AND INCINERATING ME"
KIND OF BAD LUCK,Copy !req
880. I FIGURED
IT WOULD BE REASONABLECopy !req
881. TO EXPECT A CHANGE
OF FORTUNE
ON THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
882. WHY SHOULDN'T I GET
THE BOOKS TO BALANCE?Copy !req
883. WHY SHOULDN'T I
MAKE THINGS ADD UP?Copy !req
884. I'M TIRED
OF PLAYING BY THE RULES.Copy !req
885. I WANT TO BE BAD.Copy !req
886. I WANT TO HAVE FUN.Copy !req
887. I WANT TO KEEP
STEALING BACK PIECESCopy !req
888. FROM WHERE MY LIFE
USED TO BE.Copy !req
889. I'M JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE...Copy !req
890. AND I'M READY
TO EVEN THE SCORE.Copy !req